"Your next line is...!" Pt.1
Jaune: Your next line is, "Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy!"
Ruby: Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy! *Gasp* What the-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!?" That's it!
Weiss: You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!? *Shocked* What!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Leave me alone, I'm trying to read" Right!?
Blake: Leave me alone, I'm trying to read, *Ears perk up in shock* How did you-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy!" Correct?
Yang: Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy! *Stunned* What!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "I'm sorry!"
Pyrrha: I'm sorry! *Gasp* Huh!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Nora's out of control today"
Ren: Nora's out of control today *Stunned* How did you-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Bring it on, fearless leader!"
Nora: Bring it on, fearless leader! *Shocked* Le Gasp!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "You ain't winning this, Jauney boy!" correct?
Cardin: You ain't winning this, Jauney boy! *Gasp* What the-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "it seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc" right?
Glynda: It seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc *Stunned* Impossible!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Great! Another stupid huntsman!"
Roman: Great! Another stupid huntsman! *Gasp* Holy...!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "...." Am I right?
Neo: .... *Gasp without voice* !
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Jaune: Your next line is, "The Faunus shall reign supreme!"
Adam: The Faunus shall reign supreme! *Shocked* How did this human-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Man, I could really use a drink," correct?
Qrow: Man, I could really use a drink... *Surprised* What kind of a trick-!?
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For those who can’t read all the captions fast enough.
Weiss: hey Blake…
Blake: what?
Weiss: can you teach me to flirt with Ruby?
Guardsman: Move you useless lesbians!
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A Lamb Among Hyenas
Jaune: *Entering Parenting class and smiles at some single moms* Hi!
Mom 1: You're new~ What's ya name?
Jaune: Oh, I'm Jaune, and I, uh, got a baby girl,
Mom 1: Welcome, this is a safe space
Jaune: *Smiles and nods* Thank you
Mom 2: Totally! Does... your wife work? Or...?
Jaune: Oh no, we're uh, not married right-
Mom 1: Good
Jaune: ... Uh, she' still in the hospital-
Mom 2: Oh I'm so sorry! What happened?
Jaune: C-Section, There was some complications
Mom 1: hopes she makes it
Jaune: Yeah... she's at the ICU, she's getting better
Mom 1: Poor thing- Can I bring you dinner?
Jaune: ... No... thnak you though, that's very nice...
Mom 1: You sure~?
Jaune: Yeah
Mom 2: You don't want that dinner *Glares at Mom 1* Woman can't warm up a hot pocket, I'll give you my number in case you need, Anything~! What's your number?
Mom 1: My number is I like Anal
Jaune: *Stunned* AYE! WHOA!
(How does your ship react?)
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