can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster
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The problem with Victor Frankenstein isn't that he's not as smart as he thinks he is. The problem with Victor Frankenstein is that he's exactly as smart as he thinks he is in one very specific area, and he just expects that to automatically translate to every other area of his life and is taken completely by surprise every single time it doesn't.
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
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Regulus: sitting in James’ lap, clearly upset
James: What’s the matter?
Regulus: (aggressively) My brother.
James: What about him?
Regulus: He’s over there being gross and kissing Remus.
James: And this is bad because…
Regulus: Because if I tell him to stop then he’ll call me a hypocrite and tell me to get off of you.
James: Ah, and we can’t have that.
Regulus: (snuggling closer) No, we can’t.
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Idk why no one has done this for the phour. Here’s Dan and Phil as tits.
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“take back what the internet took from them”, “nothing is off limits”, “stories they couldn’t share before” ohhhhh it’s so over for us
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Murderbot, a construct that was built and used to do extreme violence it's entire existence : I hate talking to people but I will try to resolve this situation peacefully if I can, threats only make people panic and then they take irrational decisions. Extreme violence is sometimes unavoidable but last resort.
ART, a peaceful research transportation : I love talking to people because I can threaten them with extreme violence right off the bat and it makes them do what I want (ads more totally-not-weapons to it's research equipment)
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