#influencing how i type a bit

[equalperson]

ohhh my god i don't even know where to start. this dumb bitch popped up on my "foryou" page (twitter) and they had thisp rofile picture of smithers smoking. like, that one where he's all unshaven and such. from "blood feud," if you actually fucking know anything about him. anywayh i checked their profile and they aren't even a simpsons fan, that insipid fucking cunt.

i don't know why it's pissing meo ff so much?? i hate people in my territory. shut up about your transition, i don't care. good for you, i'm prettier. i'm better at being trans. i'm cuter. i'm handsomer. i look good in skirts and jeans. everybody has thought that i'm hot shit since i was born. my doctor said i should've gotten into modeling when i was a toddler. people still say that about me, even as a man. if i were on testosterone, it would look better on me. you'll never be anything compared to me. i hope you live your life knowing that, living in my shadow, you failure of a man.

i'm so territorial, i don't know why. other people are allowed to be simpsons fans, but never one-up me. I'M the smithers guy. that's MY special interest. you've never felt the way i feel about him. you don't think about him as much as i do. i bet you're not even autistic. i bet he isn't even your comfort character. you could be having a paranoid episode and he wouldn't even help. i bet you're not even psychotic. just another way that i'm more worldly than you. i know everything, bitch. my disabilities give me experience. my heart and lungs and eyes may hurt constantly and i may be constantly confused and scared but at least i have experiences. i'm interesting. can you say the same???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

how fucking vapid. i bet they don't even know the context of the photo. how conceited of you to identify yourself by his pain without even understanding it. "ohhh he looks depressed he's smoking isn't that so me??" no it isn't. you'll never spend as many hours psychoanalyzing him as i have. you'll never be as knowledgeable as i am. one day, you'll be dead and gone, and you'll have nothing. i'll have everything. i'm going to be something.

that's my main special interest, man. i'm fine with people using simpsons profile pictures or posting about the simpsons without being a fan, but I'M the authority on smithers. he's not even popular. there are like five other fans of him. yet people who don't even think about him like that invade my space, my domain. i'll kill you, dumbass.

people masquerading as me, pretending to be something special. remember that evil bitch who uploaded that stupid post on here in 2023? "oh smithers would listen to lana del ray. smithers would be a tumblr user. smithers would post about fucking that old man and we'd all think it was normal." SHUT UP I HATE YOU. i hate yoy i hate you ia hate yoiu i fucking HATE YOU. SHUT UP AND DIE. I WISH YOU WERE DEAD. i'll bash your head in if we ever cross paths, cunt. (NOT BEING LITERAL don't report me)

the way they took my prestige from me. it got, what? tens of thousands of notes, maybe hundreds of thousands? i don't remember. they didn't deserve that. look at their tumblr, they don't even post about them. fucking south park fan. pretending to care about him when i deserve all their glory.

i was so upset back then. i was taking a break from tumblr and didn't even know what was happening. i found out a month or two after it went viral. i was so ruined. everything was destroyed. everything was gone. i thought i failed. i was so upset with myself and i couldn't shake it off for days until i eventually called a crisis hotline. i just couldn't take it. i can't fucking live like this. but then i just started thinking like... wait....what's my problem?? it's THEIR fault. THEY'RE the one who hurt me. nobody can do that. the worst crime in the world is bothering me, offending me, making me doubt myself. what a devil. fucking pig.

i never confronted them or anything, i don't do that. but every fucking day i thought about them and how much i hated them. i stopped at some point but thinking about them still makes me so fucking angry. they think they're so big. they think theye'r as good as i am. news flash, dumbass!! we aren't equal, we aren't all special. it's what parents tell us to make us feel good about ourselves but still be good to others. you're below me. you're an ant under my foot, i'm a god. you're nothing compared to me. stay in your lane. live and die in your disgusting pocket of earth.

i hate when people think they can just do whatever they want with my interests. like them or find something else. find some ugly anime aesthetic image if you want your profile picture to be smoking so bad. you post selfies, do it yourself! you'll never make it work, though.

i can't even vent about it on twitter because they're mutuals with one of my mutuals. that's my favorite mutual on there, they can't see me parasocially telling their other mutual to kill themselves.

god i hope this doesn't pop up in any tags. i'd hate if other simpsons fans saw this. what if they go on my main?? i'll be fucking ruined. those boors aren't ready for an openly narcissistic influence. i don't even have a following on my main yet. i need to become their god first.

WAIT fuck i forgot to block them on twitter. i don't even remember their handle. i don't even know if i can go back. just seeing their page makes me so fucking angry. thinking about them makes me angry. i need them dead. i can't wait to check out their obituary in 40 years and see that i outlive them. i'll have achieved godhood while they'll have come and gone like a passing fad. i'll have freedom and fame, i'll be a revolutionary. i'll sell books and they'll be best-sellers. i'll change the way the world looks at us. but not them. i'll be something, though.

[sysig]

A hero is only as good as his weapons, so make ‘em count (Patreon)

[countess-of-edessa]

the thing about taking advice from anyone on tiktok or instagram including catholic and christian type influencers, parenting advice, relationship advice, etc, or internalizing any stories of horrible relationships and betrayal people tell on those platforms, or reading about all the ways interpersonal relationships can end horribly and be cycled through extremely quickly on those platforms is that you are necessarily then consuming the thoughts and experiences of someone who is willing to put their face and name on a public social media platform to talk at you. and like 1% of those people have a good reason for doing so and the other 99% are completely unhinged. so everything you’re consuming has first gone through the filter of "is this person weird and insane enough to make Instagram reels of themselves crying?" and if the answer is yes maybe their advice doesn’t apply to your life because you’re a normal person who would not do that.

[a-motherfucking-beast]

coach ur so cool but i hate exercising :(

SON. LET ME TELL YOU. THERE IS A CERTAIN THING ALL THE LANKY BINOS IN THEIR HAUGHTY-TAUGHTY UNIVERSITIES AGREE ON. AND THAT'S THAT THERE ARE *SOME* THINGS THAT ARE ESSENTIAL TO BEING A HUMAN. ART -- MUSIC, DANCE, VISUAL MEDIUMS. FRIENDSHIP, BROTHERHOOD. JOY AND SORROW. SHARING OF KNOWLEDGE. FAITH. LOVE. FOR SOMEONE ELSE, FOR THIS WORLD, FOR YOURSELF.

AND, LAST BUT NOT LEAST -- PHYSICAL ACTIVITY. FUCK YEAH

BE IT PLAYING TIGGY IN THE SCHOOLYARD OR BEING A PROFESSIONAL LINEBACKER PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE PLAYS A SPORT OR EVEN JUST WALKS SOMEWHERE AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIFE. FOR GOOD REASON -- EXERCISE RELEASES ENDORPHINS AND DOPAMINE AND OTHER FEEL-GOOD SHIT IN YOUR BRAIN, BALLFACE, AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ALL THE OTHER BENEFITS OF STAYING HEALTHY AND BEING ABSOLUTELY YOKED AND TAKING CARE OF YOUR BODY THAT SHOULD PROBABLY CONVINCE YOU TO TRY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

SON, I'M NOT GOING TO CONVINCE YOU TO TAKE UP BODYBUILDING OR ANY OTHER HEFTY COMMITMENT LIKE THAT. THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC BUT EVEN I CAN RECOGNISE THAT IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE. I CAN ONLY OFFER THIS ADVICE.

IF YOU HATE EXERCISING THEN THERE ARE ONLY SEVERAL (AT LEAST ONE) POSSIBILITIES WHY YOU DO.

A) YOU HAVEN'T FOUND THE RIGHT OUTLET. TRY OUT A NEW SPORT YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED BEFORE THAT YOU CAN PLAY AT YOUR LOCAL GYM. HARRY WAS THE FUCKING GOAT AT BEING A GYM TEACHER BUT NOT EVERY GYM TEACHER IS AS FANTASTIC AS HE WAS AND MAY NOT FACILITATE THE FULL EXPERIENCE OF PLAYING A SPORT SO MAYBE EVEN TRY PLAYING SOMETHING YOU THINK YOU DON'T LIKE. HELL, MAYBE TRY SOMETHING LIKE ACROBATIC ARTS, THAT SHIT NEEDS STRENGTH AS WELL. FUCKING BREAKDANCING. BECOME AN ANAL ACROBAT LMFAO. HELL, YOU DON'T NEED SOMETHING STRENUOUS -- EVEN IF YOU GO FOR A WALK IN YOUR LOCAL PARK EVERY MORNING WHEN THE SUN'S JUST RISING (THE VIEW AROUND THE LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF JAMROCK IS BEAUTIFUL) OR DO SOME STRETCHES WHEN YOU WAKE UP THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING. DON'T LET ANYONE PUT YOU DOWN FOR DOING LESS THAN THEM.

B) YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE RIGHT PEOPLE SUPPORTING YOU. AGAIN, YOU ONLY WISH YOU COULD'VE HAD OUR HARRY AS YOUR TEACHER AND REFEREE, BUT IT ALSO COMES DOWN TO YOUR TEAMMATES, WHETHER THEY FACILITATE YOUR PRESENCE AND BUILD A SENSE OF CAMARADERIE WITH YOU. YOUR SPOTTER, WHO YOU PLACE ULTIMATE TRUST IN. YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, THE PEOPLE YOU HOLD CLOSEST WHO YOU CAN SHARE YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS WITH. OR EVEN JUST THE PERSON DOING THEIR OWN THING NEXT TO YOU WHO MIGHT GIVE YOU A WORD OF ENCOURAGEMENT OR CONGRATULATE YOU WHEN YOU HIT A NEW PERSONAL RECORD. GOING TO A GYM CAN HELP WITH THIS WHEN YOU ALL HAVE A SHARED GOAL, BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF ELITISTS THERE WHO MIGHT SHIT ON YOU FOR BEING A NEWBIE OR NOT HAVING THE SAME CAPABILITIES AS THEM OR EVEN HARASSING YOU FOR YOUR IDENTITY. TUNE THEM OUT. THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE ARE PRESENT EVERYWHERE YOU GO AND YOU SHOULDN'T ALLOW THEM TO SULLY YOUR EXPERIENCES. OR ALSO YOU CAN DECK THEM IN THE FACE. PERSONALLY I'M LEANING TOWARDS THE SECOND ONE BUT IT'S YOUR CHOICE (DO THE SECOND ONE)

NOW THAT WE'VE GOT THAT STRAIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW -- ONLY DO SOMETHING YOU KNOW YOU'RE CAPABLE OF, AND SOMETHING YOU KNOW YOU CAN ENJOY. DON'T TURN THIS SHIT INTO A GODDAMN CHORE THAT LEAVES YOU SUFFERING EVERY TIME YOU DO IT, THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT OF ANY OF IT. I DON'T KNOW YOUR PERSONAL SITUATION, NOT EVERYONE'S GOT THE MEANS OR THE TIME OR THE PHYSICAL CAPABILITIES. BUT CALISTHENICS DOESN'T TAKE ANY SPECIAL EQUIPMENT AND EVEN JUST SOME STRETCHES WHEN YOU GET UP WILL DO. GODDAMMIT, COACH *WILL* FIND SOMETHING THAT WORKS FOR YOU, BOY

ANYWAYS DAMN RIGHT I'M FUCKING COOL DON'T YOU FORGET THAT

[morninkim]

Ann-Marie Jane is a directionless young adult, working a nothing office job in the city, whose life is turned upside down when she comes into possession of a techno-organic symbiote that latches onto her wrist.

On the plus side, she can transform into an armoured superhero everyone calls the Spider-Rider.

On the flip side, she’s being hunted by scientists from the super secret Osborn Collective and the mercenaries they hire, all looking to reclaim the symbiote they call PP-62. But she just calls him Pete.

Being 20-something is hard enough, but add super powers and actively having murder attempts made against you everyday, and that shit’s abysmal.

[izzy-b-hands]

I enjoyed Please Please Please and Espresso and have been listening to the new album this morning while I try and get stuff posted to AO3 and uh

There's one other song that's nice, otherwise it's your generally mid but perfectly fine pop album

Except for that fucking lyric in Slim Pickins. Girl, what the entire fuck was that vaguely homophobic bs abt exactly lmao

[llumimoon]

👀 (any dndads au you feel like sharing, lovebird! hope you're having a wonderful day btw 💜💜💜)

Hehehehe HIII HAPPI <3 I am having a wonderful day tysm!! :D I hope you are too <3

I'm trying to think abt if I have any aus that you don't already know about BWCEUAHAHAAH and im not sure how much you know abt the most recent one I've made

OOOH I have got this one fantasy AU I haven't touched in a while but I think would be really fun to revisit sometime! <3

The idea is that there's this ancient curse that's been unleashed on the land creating this magic rot that's slowly been devouring forests, towns, and eventually maybe even whole kingdoms! The rot can overtake animals and people, warping them into dangerous mirrors of their past self, this AU's take on doodlerization. the sauce if you will <3

Taylor is a member of the royal court of the Kingdom of Hell (son of the first prince Nick) and Link is his loyal guard and bestie who keeps him from dying in their shenanigans and escapades. They have a silly goofy, I've known you my whole life and I will die to protect you bc you're the person dearest to me also ur a dumbass who's stupid as fuck, energy going on <3 friends to dumbasses to lovers <3

Normal is a regular villager who recently happened to score an apprenticeship with the castle healer! Apparently his dad knew someone in the court and managed to pull some strings, wonder what that's all about. (spoiler alert: its pretty important and he's also secretly royalty but doesn't know it)

Scary is an amateur witch <3 She saw her mom start dating the castle wizard and was like FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS STUFFY BOOKS. BET I COULD DO THAT BUT BETTER AND COOLER AND LESS NERDY. So she's been sneaking off to practice magic with rudimentary materials and a few nicked things Terry left around their cottage.

Turns out Scary has a natural talent for certain parts of magic because she accidentally stumbles upon a prophecy outlining the world's possible end unless a certain group of people go to the ruins of a lost kingdom to stop the rot. And when she finds out who those people are she's like FUUUUUCK. bc now she's gotta find a way to sneak into the castle to somehow find these losers, one of which is apparently a PRINCE !! and then they've all gotta go out and not die on an adventure or else EVERYONE'S gonna die. and like she can't be bothered but also ig it would be kind of cool to shove it in her stepdad's face that she's more awesome than him and saved the world so. off she goes!

Hermie's the second prince who is often overshadowed by his older half brother. He happens to overhear the group talk about the prophecy around the time they're preparing to leave and tags along to prove his worth to his dads and also have people pay attention for him for once goddamn !!!!! also the healer boy is kinda cute <3

Cue super fun goofy and exciting magical fantasy quest !!! Secrets are revealed! Bonds are formed! Possible corruption? MAYHAPS! Also where even ARE the ruins of the kingdom of Oakvale no one seems to have heard of it at all! All while the rot continues to spread....

[casually-salad]

Is it cold outside? Is it cold out?

[vimbry]

see I know that how I feel is at least somewhat dependent on age, because I look at the supremely '90s/new millennium aspects of p.okemon and its associated advertising with a large distance between now and then with fondness, even tho they're still examples of trying to capture the trends of its day. but something about the words "influencer gym leader" makes me feel weak

[cursedthing]

[stumbles into the room covered in blood all scratched up and disheveled] hey guys so i just finished playing pesterquest. what the fuck

[sysig]

But would you tho (Patreon)

[noxtivagus]

yk i still haven't done ffxiv 6.3 n the curiosity n anticipation is still driving me. crazy. a bit. yes.

[idiotwhotalkstoomuch]

I’ve decided to make Albert Ketchum be a bit more than the plot device to get Ash out of the lab as he is Ash’s first exposure to people and so far I have an idea for him, just need to flesh out his backstory and decide what he looks like along with seriously debate with myself if I’m actually gonna commission an irl friend to draw it or use my poor quality art here 💀

[saltinesinsoup]

been listening to some older idkhow songs and it’s crazy how much dallon’s music and musical ability has evolved. like i can see how the choke EP led to razzmatazz led to gloom division. i think gloom is obviously the most different just bc it’s pretty much only dallon working on it to my knowledge. i’d be curious to know how much influence ryan had in writing the previous albums bc lyrically? it’s all clearly dallon. like the line from his work w the brobecks/patd to idkhow is just very clear in how he writes lyrics. it’s just interesting to me despite not knowing that much about music or music theory

[kittykatinabag]

Is it the lack of ssris talking or is this place so dampening that I can't even get myself to do day trips to other cities in Ireland?