#insane idea

[myfairkatiecat]

Guys what if I’M tam cam

[celestialorcas]

I'm normal about this game I'm normal about this game I'm Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves. Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves. Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves. Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves. Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves. Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves. Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves. Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves.

[caleblandrybones]

Me again (said the anon) some 90s Lacho you put in my brain so take it back.

It had taken him two weeks to find some really good ones, stupid to go hunting for them really. But Lalo had mentioned how he enjoyed some on one of his travels and the thought of red-stained lips would not let Nacho sleep. Carefully he put them on the high shelf in the storage room, hidden away from prying eyes. Chilling them would keep them longer but it would also dull the taste and he wanted to share that with Lalo as soon as possible anyway.

The morning stretched like taffy but finally, noon approached and Lalo wandered off to the kitchen to prep a meal while Tuco kept the collection going. Unable to contain his excitement Nacho slipped into the back, hoping he was not too late to catch Lalo getting things from storage. He almost dropped the container, alerting Lalo to his presence who quirked an eyebrow at him. Trying to look casual he approached Lalo and offered the fruit to him. “Had to run some errands, saw them and they were good…” he started while Lalo looked at him, the strawberries, and back at Nacho  “...probably not as good as the ones…” his quiet voice tapering into nothing as Lalo picked up one, sniffed it, flicked off the stem and then brought it to Nacho's lip. Disappointment washed over Nacho but he obediently opened his mouth and accepted the fruit, it really was good and he wondered why Lalo would not try it as he found himself pushed against the shelf, Lalo pressed tight against him, sucking the strawberry from his mouth. It might have been the kiss or the speed of his blood rushing down south that made his head spin, the pawed one-handed at the other man looking for something to hold on to while his other hand tried not to drop the remaining fruit. Lalo released his mouth, plucked another strawberry from Nacho's hand, and repeated the process, reducing Nacho to a trembling mess, trying his best to remain quiet, well aware of the people nearby. 

Then the pressure of Lalo body was gone abruptly and as he smacked his lips, and smiled “Muy delicioso.” before grabbing the supplies he came for and leaving for the kitchen as if nothing had happened.

Stupid stupid idea, Nacho chided himself, how was he supposed to get through the rest of the day after that? He adjusted himself, took a deep breath, and left the storage room as well, setting the remaining strawberries on the counter in the kitchen.

ANON THOSE ARE INSANE THINGS YOURE SAYING TO ME RIGHT NOW

[comput3rage]

I spent an ungodly amount of time making this. Hello lgbt community

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[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

expanding on my au idc x

[heedzhee-art]

THIS GUY WON'T EVER BE ON wikifeet.com

[kokoagarden]

I had an epiphany

[stoopidstapler]

SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

[siggiedraws]

Being friends with Light Gaia has its perks

[venator-signum]

kamala khan would have the most horrendous ao3 author's notes known to man

"hey guys sorry the update is late i switched places with an avenger (ajdgrhsh literally crying) and a really cool space scientist lady and then got into a fight and some alien dudes wrecked my house and then I met Nick fury and I was literal space it was crazy and I had to help save the universe and saw said scientist lady give up her life to save all of us... anyways hope you like the new fic, branching out with an arranged marriage au for this one!!!"

[raticalshoez]

Etho "I am not a protector" Slab

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

I’m sure Dumat being defeated the same year andraste was born means nothing

I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact that andrastes mother was part of a tribe who helped the grey wardens fight and defeat dumat the same year she was born, meaning that she could have been a fetus affected by the taint in the proximity of a dying arch demon

And the fact that nobody knows which grey warden killed dumat, as seven wardens died from injuries from his death throes, and therefore we cannot actually identify a warden who absorbed his soul, means nothing

And I’m sure it is a complete coincidence that andraste had dreams and visions of the being later referred to as the maker her whole life, and behaved strangely, talking about hearing lost voices and seeing strange auras. That absolutely doesn’t sound like anyone else we know

[royalelemental]

Out of his brothers, Leo’s always been the one with the clear stranger-danger sense. Post invasion, his distrust of others only increases, even the cute new bunny gets the cold shoulder. Yet Leo can only last so long before the constant stupid jokes break his resolve.

In other news, Yuichi didn’t expect to fall so hard for a ninja.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[verflares]

i thought i felt your shape, but i was wrong. really all i felt was falsely strong, i held on tight and closed my eyes. it was dumb, i had no sense of your size. it was dumb to hold so tight.

also on inprnt :]