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what is jopkey even about
#its all psychosexual taunting and posturing#both way too strongwilled to back down#is there an introductory guide#is there a virgil to walk me through it#the terror#amc the terror#jopkey#thomas jopson#cornelius hickey
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just realized throughout my years in this app, I've never done an introductory post before so...
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✿︎ call me nav/navi!
✿︎ 19 y/o
✿︎ unlabelled
✿︎ indian, specifically tamil! (if that wasn't obvious enough from my bio)
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FAVORITE BOOKS:
☻︎ roots of chaos by samantha shannon
☻︎ the faithful and the fallen by john gwynne
☻︎ daughter of smoke & bone by laini taylor
☻︎ the medoran chronicles by lynette noni
☻︎ a good girl's guide to murder by holly jackson (I love any books written by her tbh)
☻︎ elements of cadence by rebecca ross
☻︎ the pandava quintet by roshani chokshi
☻︎ the land of stories by chris colfer
☻︎ a tale of magic by chris colfer
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FAVORITE SHOWS:
☼︎ arcane
☼︎ the umbrella academy (I do not acknowledge S4 at all.)
☼︎ THE GOOD PLACE (ANYONE WHO LOVES THIS SHOW PLS HMU BEST SHOW OF ALL TIME)
☼︎ stranger things (will be pirating it when S5 comes out ofc)
☼︎ brooklyn 99
☼︎ superstore (another very underrated show)
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FAVORITE SHIPS:
☞︎︎︎ timebomb (arcane)
☞︎︎︎ peraltiago (brooklyn 99)
☞︎︎︎ cheleanor (the good place)
☞︎︎︎ pipravi (a good girl's guide to murder)
☞︎︎︎ lumax (stranger things)
☞︎︎︎ helvitas (an ember in the ashes)
☞︎︎︎ sabradaz (the priory of the orange tree)
☞︎︎︎ nikemai (a day of fallen night)
☞︎︎︎ kariva (daughter of smoke & bone)
☞︎︎︎ conneree (the land of stories)
☞︎︎︎ akiangel (chainsaw man)
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nice to meet everyone and (re-meet) my mutuals 😭😭
#introductory post#the priory of the orange tree#a day of fallen night#the faithful and the fallen#daughter of smoke and bone#the medoran chronicles#a good girl's guide to murder#the pandava quintet#keeper of the lost cities#arcane#the umbrella academy#the good place#stranger things#timebomb#lumax#pinned intro#intro post#blog intro
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I've been seeing a lot of my posts are getting interactions so I thought I should do an introduction since I haven't done it yet
hii !! I'm tami ^^
I've been on tumblr since 2021 when I started reading tgcf (aka heaven official's blessing) and wanted a place to scream abt it and discover fanarts of any kind of media that I read or watched and liked and I took a break from posting for a year but now I'm back to do it again cuz it makes me happy and hey I get to make new friends on here out of it
media(s) I read/watched and loved so now I'm in the fandom :
Tiān Guān Cì Fú (tgcf) or Heaven Official's Blessing (danmei)
Mó Dào Zǔ Shī (mdzs) or Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (danmei)
Female general and Eldest Princess or fgep (baihe)
Clear and Muddy loss of Love or jwqs (baihe)
Yuri!!! on ice
Kusuriya no Hitorigoto or The Apothecary Diaries
Horimiya
Avatar : The Last Airbender
Kimetsu no Yaiba or Demon Slayer
Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan or The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
Doukyuusei
Sasaki and Miyano (anime)
Kamisama Hajimemashita or Kamisama Kiss
Watashi no Shiawase na Kekkon or My Happy Marriage
Buddy Daddies
Phineas and Ferb
The Good Girl's Guide to Murder Series by Holly Jackson
Almond by Won-Pyung Sohn
The Jasmine Throne by Tasha Suri
Beware of The Villainess (Manhwa)
Perks of being a Villainess (Manhwa)
Roxana (Manhwa)
Lady Crystal is a Man (Manhwa)
Villains are Destined to Die (Manhwa)
Link Click
Moriarty the Patriot
Sk8 the Infinity
My Hero Academia
Fullmetal Alchemist : Brotherhood
Assassination Classroom
Attack On Titan
Yona of the Dawn [currently reading]
I'm also a kpop stan (i post abt it on another page aka user sugaflare and have a thread account on ig, to know more abt it or me you can check out my carrd in my bio)
and watch kdramas, jdramas and cdramas (occasionally a thai drama here and there) so I might post abt it here (need to go crazy over these fine af kdrama men and women or I might go crazy) oh and also read manhwas, danmei and webtoons too
other things to know abt me :
my pronouns are she/her/they/them, I'm a desi, bisexual, a 04'liner and an astronomy and science nerd ^^
#my intro post#tgcf#mdzs#svsss#kusuriya no hitorigoto#yuri on ice#the apothecary diaries#kamisama kiss#horimiya#the disastrous life of saiki k.#a good girl's guide to murder#the jasmine throne#almond the novel#beware of the villainess#introduction#introductory post#hualianschild#moriarty the patriot#sk8 the infinity#link click#buddy daddies#doukyuusei#the disasterous life of saiki k#avatar the last airbender
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Local trans guy who used to work in a skincare store with 5 years of face shaving experience continually acts shocked when he uses the knowledge he already had about how to shave better and finds it gets him better results. More at 11
#ramblings#lmk if any of you want like. an introductory guide to shaving for transmascs on T#id be happy to make one
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The Littlest big guide for my blog!
Request status:
OPEN
Animals:
Mama wolf 🌲
Myths:
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Fandoms:
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Others:
Grandma 🧶
Note: This is CG-You-you! This is a blog made by @baby-you-you !!! It's basically an essential blog for your CG needs; nicknames for your littles, games to play with your littles, clothing ideas, and snacks for you!
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INTRO POST YAY!
Hi! I'm Kari! (she/her)
I like a lot of stuff, but there is too much to keep track of.
Anyhow, right now the brain really enjoys:
ghostbusters
A good girl's guide to murder
Dead boy detectives
locke and key
true crime
paranormal investigations
commentary youtube
music
Viruses (specifically viral hemorrhagic fevers)
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being stone cold sober at christmas is goated i read so much of this book on the history of western esotericism
#called western esotericism: a guide for the perplexed#i'm really enjoying it. very straightforward and easy to follow#it's pretty introductory without feeling condescending or pop-y which is perfect#pop history (and related) books always leave me dissatisfied
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Intro under the cut:

MDNI!!!!!!
Story Masterlist
Requests: Open
Commissions: Closed
Call me Ellie, I am transfem, my pronouns are She/Her, and I am happily taken.
This Blog Is For:
HDG and Yan Fics with a variety other similar works possible in the future. I'm dyslexic, so expect poor grammar and many many hiatus's.
I'm Interested In:
Survival horror ah la Resident evil, Silent Hill, and Signalis. Horror movies, especially Barbarian and Slumber Party Massacre II. Fucked up little men. Even more fucked up big women.
My DMs and Asks:
Are wide open. I'm always happy to hear feedback and commentary.(=^・^=)(they're also were you can send requests and commissions)
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Intro to Digimon
In my previous posts about Digimon, particularly my overview of all aquatic Digimon species, I god some comments from people who liked the designs and were curious about the franchise, but didn't know much about it. I decided to write this introduction to let people know more about the basics of the franchise and give suggestions for where to start if they're interested.
What is Digimon?
Digimon is a Japanese multimedia franchise owned by Bandai that focuses on the titular creatures. It is a monster collection franchise that started as a series of virtual pets. Think Tomagatchis aimed for young boys who like their virtual pets to be badass monsters. Digimon media includes virtual pets, toys, a variety of video games, a trading card game, multiple animes, mangas, and more. Unlike some other franchises, Digimon exists in a multiverse with most games, mangas, and animes existing independently from each other. Each setting can follow its own rules and variations of the lore and universe, though most follow some common rules. The Digimon Reference Book lists official Digimon species and gives setting-neutral lore for them. Many entries in the franchise involve the bonds between humans (known as tamers) who bond with one or more Digimon and go on adventures together.
Ok, but what is a Digimon?
Digimon, short for Digital Monsters, are creatures born from data and exist within Earth's internet and computer systems. While born from computer data, most settings say that Digimon are more than just AIs and possess souls and free will. A few newer entries in the franchise say that Digimon have existed since long before the internet and computers and data are just the most recent method humans use to interact with and influence them. Digimon come from the Digital World, a world that exists within the network but is also often depicted as being another dimension parallel to Earth. It can be thought of as a universe influenced by data, but that exists on its own. Again, each setting will have its own take on the Digital World. The Digital World is often depicted as being maintained and ruled over by a supercomputer named Yggdrasil or King Drasil. Other entries (usually early in the franchise) say that their Digital World is ruled by an enigmatic God heavily based on the one of Christianity who may be a human programmer.
There are many species of Digimon that can evolve through a series of levels. When evolving to a new level, a Digimon will change species. How similar Digimon are to humans varies depending on setting. In many, Digimon do not reproduce on their own, instead new Digimon are born from new data. While individual Digimon can appear masculine or feminine, different settings will differ on whether Digimon have sexes or genders. In most settings, Digimon who die will have their data reconfigured into a Digitama (Digi-egg), allowing for a form of reincarnation. Whether or how much Digimon can remember from past lives depends on the setting.
Each species has an attribute. The attributes are Vaccine, Virus, Data, and Free. These attribute comes form how the species behaves and affects the Digital world. Vaccines benefit the Digital World, Viruses harm it, and Datas have no real effect either way. Free attribute Digimon are rare and don't fit any other category. Generally speaking, Vaccine Digimon are good, Viruses are evil, and Datas are neutral. This isn't set in stone and it's perfectly possible to have a villainous Vaccine, heroic Virus, or Data that leans either way. Attributes in some of the games also have a rock-paper-scissors lineup where Vaccine beats Virus beats Data beats Vaccine. Free is neutral to everything.
Evolution
Evolution, dubbed in English as Digivolution, is the process by which Digimon grow stronger and reach new levels. The levels, listed in Japanese/English are Baby I/Fresh, Baby II/In-Training, Child/Rookie, Adult/Champion, Perfect/Ultimate, and Ultimate/Mega. Some entries have an addition level called Super Ultimate/Ultra. Yes, the fact that Ultimate is used for two different levels in different languages has caused quite a bit of confusion. Another from of evolution is Jogress(join+progress)/DNA Digivolution. This occurs when two or more Digimon will merge to become a new Digimon of a higher level. Related to evolution is mode changes. A Digimon that mode changes will change to a new form, but does not actually change level (with a few exceptions). Mode changes are denoted by adding the name of the mode to the Digimon's name. An example of a mode change is Jupitemon mode changing to Jupitermon Wrath Mode.
Evolution in Digimon is much more varied and open-ended than in other franchises like Pokemon. In many of the the video games and especially the virtual pets, Digimon will have multiple possible evolutions that are not necessarily thematically related to each other. Evolutions are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Multiple different species of one level could evolve to the same Digimon of the next level. Digimon can also evolve back to a lower level and not necessarily to the same species they started as. An example is Agumon (a little orange dinosaur) evolving to Centalmon/Centarumon (cyborg centaur), then evolving backwards to Patamon (flying hamster). Many species have a "default" through line that is considered the standard for that species. These default lines are usually either designed to be thematically consistent with each other through every level or were depicted in one of the animes or mangas. Non-virtual pet and game media, such as the animes and mangas, usually give Digimon much more linear evolution lines with few if any branches.
Evolution often work differently between wild Digimon and those with tamers. Wild Digimon cannot evolve freely. As they live and battle, they will gain experience and power until they evolve to the next level. Once at a new level, they stay there until gaining enough power to evolve again or being wounded badly enough to be forcibly reverted to a prior level but not enough to be killed. Digimon partnered with a tamer will instead stay at a default level, usually Child/Rookie, but can evolve to a higher one with help from their partner. These evolutions are temporary and the Digimon will eventually revert to its default form.
Where do I start?
If you're looking for a way into the franchise, there are a few options. If you want to start with an anime I suggest Digimon Adventure (original, not reboot), Digimon Tamers, or Digimon Ghost Game. Adventure is the original anime and one of the few that goes for more than one season. Adventure is followed up by Digimon Adventure 02, a few movies, Digimon Adventure Tri, Digimon Adventure Last Evolution Kizuna and the upcoming Digimon Adventure 02 the Beginning. Adventure set the standard for how most Digimon stories work. It features a cast of human children, each with a Digimon partner, being lost in the Digital World and going through adventures as they encounter villains and try to figure out how to get home. It is heavy on plot and character development and is a lot of fun. Digimon Tamers was the first anime not set in the Adventure universe and goes into darker and more adult themes while still being fun. It's a lot of people's favorite season for a good reason. Be aware that the english dubs for Digimon Adventure through Digimon Tamers added a lot of jokes and other silliness that weren't in the original. The dubs are very hit or miss and pretty contentious in the fandom. I like them personally, but watch the one you prefer. Digimon Ghost Game is the most recent season and thus you will find a lot of people still talking about it. It is more focused on monster of the week episodes than running plotlines and has a strong horror vibe. Ghost Game, like many recent entries in the franchise, is aimed toward adults who were fans of the series as kids.
If you want to start with a game, I suggest one of the ones on Steam as they're easily available in English. Steam has Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth, Digimon Survive, and Digimon World Next Order. Cyber Sleuth is an RPG that is probably the best entry point for people familiar with the Pokemon games as they function similarly. You catch and assemble your dream team of Digimon as you evolve them through higher levels and move through the story. Digimon Survive is a hybrid visual novel and tactical RPG which tells a more horror-based version of the classic "kids trapped in the Digital World" story. Your choices in the game affect the outcome and there are 4 different endings. The true route and ending is only unlocked on a new game + so play it twice. Next Order is a real-time RPG where you raise a pair of Digimon from egg to final form repeatedly as you move through the story and unlock new forms.
If you want to start with a virtual pet, the current one available is the Vital Bracelet BE. It is a fitbit-style health-tracking bracelet that pairs with an app and allows you to raise Digimon, with more exercise giving you better results. The VB has multiple DIM cards with more coming out regularly. Each DIM card unlocks new Digimon and evolution lines.
If you just want to see the different species and read their lore, there are two wikis: wikimon.net and the Digimon Wiki on fandom.com. I prefer wikimon. Wikimon uses Japanese terminology while the Digimon Wiki uses English terminology.
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Hello dear people of the internet!
Welcome to my blog! You can call me Em (or crab, doesn't matter to me) I'm an adult and use she/her pronouns
Interests Include (But Are Not Limited To): The Monkees, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and Doctor Who (both modern and classic)
Here’s a directory of my tags under the cut: p.s. all of them will be tagged below!
General (and Most Used) Tags:
#crab's blabbering - My tag for personal posts, answered asks, polls, etc.
#crab's jukebox - My music tag
#crab's favorite shows - My TV Show tag
#crab's scribbles - My personal art tag
#a little light reading - My book tag
Fandom Tags:
#keep circulating the crabs - My MST3K (or Mystery Science Theater 3000) tag!
#crab's guide to the galaxy - My H2G2 (or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) tag
#oh my giddy crab - My Classic Doctor Who tag
#crab fingers and custard - My Modern Doctor Who tag
#crab's holistic detective agency - My Dirk Gently tag
#crab's trip around the disc - My Discworld tag
#crab to the future - My BTFF (or Back to the Future) tag
#crab’s drift compatible - My Pacific Rim tag
#crabby in the sky with diamonds - My Beatles tag
#last train to crabsville - My Monkees tag
#infinite crab on the big dogma - My Mike Nesmith tag (purely because I post about him so much)
#lego newsies - Anything related to my stop motion animation Newsies project!
Other, Less Used Tags:
#crab's trip to the theatre - My theater/musical tag
#gamer crab - My video game tag
#crab's favorite films - My movie tag
#crab's favorite masterpieces - My non-fandom related art and art history tag
#introductory post#ok here's the long list of tags...#crab’s blabbering#crab’s favorite shows#crab’s favorite films#crab’s scribbles#crab’s jukebox#crab's trip to the theatre#gamer crab#crab's favorite masterpieces#a little light reading#lego newsies#keep circulating the crabs#crab's guide to the galaxy#oh my giddy crab#crab fingers and custard#crab's holistic detective agency#crab's trip around the disc#crab to the future#crab’s drift compatible#infinite crab on the big dogma#last train to crabsville#crabby in the sky with diamonds
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WELCOME TO MY PAGE
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n𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .
- they/them & she/her pronouns
- 22 years young
- infp
- gemini
- happily married
- cat mom to two beautiful calicos
- fanfic writer and reader!
- enemies to lovers enthusiast
- writes angst religiously
- poet
- roleplayer
- aspiring author
- this is a 16+ blog, as i often write and share works with triggering and/or nsfw content
- i have a wattpad: blurry-vintage
- i also have an AO3:
guidelines will be below the cut
GUIDELINES:
please keep in mind that this is a 16+ blog. i of course do not have the ability to monitor and check the ages of all who follow me but if i find out you are under 16 and are interacting with my NSFW content, i will block you. my blog being 16+ cannot be enforced, it's more of a recommendation because of the sort of content i post. if you are under 16 you can still follow me but please be warned and again if i see you interacting with my content that is meant for older audiences, i will block you.
before requesting/sending any asks, etc. please make sure to read through the following guidelines! this blog is mainly battlestar galactica (2003), wednesday (netflix) and stranger things (netflix) themed. check out characters i write for here!
ASKS/PROMPTS
1. my inbox is usually open for everyone. if you want to have a chat, have questions, have fanfic requests, etc. feel free to send them (but please be respectful as you do! i will not respond to rude or disrespectful pms).
2. please do not trauma dump in my inbox or in comments of any of my posts. basically, ask before trauma dumping on my account or to me directly.
3. just a general rule of thumb, be respectful and nice. anyone who uses hateful/offensive language will not be tolerated and be blocked!
4. if you so desire to want to send me fanfic prompts in asks, please limit it to only one prompt per ask, it makes it easier for me to keep track of.
5. i do take requests for drabbles, aesthetics/moodboards, one shots, playlists, and even whole fanfics! that being said, i may not necessarily do all of them, just simply take them into consideration and only go through with them if i really like them and could see myself being able to complete it!
6. please be patient and don't spam/request the same thing multiple times! i will block people who spam my inbox or asks, especially if it's the same thing every time. i have a life outside of tumblr and so i will get to responses, etc. when i have time.
7. don't be creepy or weird in the sense of asking for pictures of me or any really personal information, etc. that i don't have public on this account. (with the exception of if we're friends/i consider you a friend). i am over 18 but that doesn't mean asking for personal things or making any sexualized comments about me or anything of that sort is okay. i will block you if you do anything i've mentioned here.
8. i will add more rules as i see fit. for now, these are my rules and if you plan to follow my account i expect you to respect them.
thank you, i hope you enjoy your time here and the content i have to offer.
#welcome to my blog#welcome to my page#welcome#rules#blog rules#guidelines#blog#guide#pinned post#pinned intro#blog intro#intro post#introduction#introductory post
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Right. Where's my footing? Because I don't even know where to begin, and the decision to hack out Terra's week myself for 2025 came just within the last 24 hours. Because my gut feeling at one point is that he granted that gift to me, so I should use it once if not more.
I kid you not. It wasn't even a thought within the last 12 months until just yesterday 😅 My newest dream guide, the same one that took the reigns last time, encouraged me to take the dive.
Only last time, I think he went a little crazy and started making the week about himself! I think he's improved a lot since then; but still, he can't get away with it as much this time or he'll overshadow Terra rather than just on OC per se 😬.
Now to be honest, my first three dream guides (2020+) have been struggling and I've actually been having a sizeable IRL drought with them; so I'm not sure how strong Terra is going to be expressed, especially in the first day or so. I am relying on Cricket to keep his promise of directing my tasks, as well as for perhaps Terra to eventually catch on and join on to the week himself, as he has successfully done in the past.
I don't know if I'll be posting this series simultaneously on X or not. It's actually not due to my personal views at all, but the fact I seem to have extremely low engagement on the things that I do post. So what's the point unless I'm centrally okay with not many people seeing and/or reacting to it?
Terra week (at least in the past) is supposed to be a display of our thoughts, opinions and loyalty towards Terra.
Again because there is no TW being 'officially' run, things are obviously more flexible. I am utilising both AU and US timezones, so that if I fail to post 'on time', the other timezone serves as a net as it were.
But again, I am not too fussed. It is supposed to be extremely casual. And again, in Cricket's words, he promised to breeze me through it.
Due to the side effects of the DG drought, I may or may not post content for all seven days. But there is something for Day 1 coming within the next day or so :3
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Participant: Miss Karla B. (INFJ)
Dream Guide: Mr. Terra Masakato (INFP)
Support 1: Miss Nasha Obwana (ESFP)
Support 2: Miss Sibella Georgakopoulos (ESTJ)
Administrator: Mr. Dinh Yu Chan / Young Cricket (ISFJ)
Auditor (of Admin): Miss Josephine Russell (INFJ)
#karla#dreamer#terra#dream guide#terraweek2025#kingdom hearts#kh terra#terra kh#introductory post#introduction#casual#ramblings
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⋆⁺₊⋆ hollowmagic’s blog ⋆⁺₊⋆
I’m very normal and trustworthy around heavy objects :D
#introductory post#the magnus protocol#the magnus archives#discworld#will wood#mouthwashing#the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy#the locked tomb#team fortress 2#arcane#queer
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A FLEXIBLE BIMBO’S GUIDE TO FINANCIAL RUIN, NAMASTEEE


feat. gojo, geto, nanami, toji, sukuna, shiu, higuruma
sum. thousand for pilates and your expensive juice while your boyfriend is working his ass off. is it acceptable? obviously not that’s why they’ll help you streeeeech.
warning(s). non-sorcerer, modern AU, reader is a spoiled college brat, age gap relationship (31yo man / 23yo reader), possessive behavior, manhandling, leg-on-shoulder sex position, power play, rough sex, standing sex, impact play (spanking), overstimulation, internal ejaculation / cum leaking, dirty talk, mild degradation, praise kink, pussy drunk characterization, full nelson position, handpinning, wall fucking, orgasm denial, delayed climax, size kink, wet and messy sex, nipple play (biting, sucking), overstretched pu$$y, cumplay, emotionally repressed men snapping sexually, physical restraint (arm pinning, leg holding), reader being folded like a pilates reformer machine, window fucking, public exposure risk (urban apartment), swearing / explicit language, casual misogyny with affection, mental breakdown via dick, all characters are consenting adults.

GOJO SATORU
you don’t even hear the front door slam. too busy lounging on the couch in his hoodie—oversized and smelling like his stupid expensive cologne, with your phone balanced against your knee, legs thrown up like a princess in exile. a cucumber mint smoothie sweating beside you. freshly blended. still cold. probably fourteen dollars.
you hear his footsteps instead. that deliberate, heavy stride of a man who’s either bringing you dinner or about to fuck up your entire life for sport.
you don’t look up.
but you feel it.
that vibration of a presence when gojo satoru walks into the room pissed and amused in equal measure. like he’s caught you stealing gold bars again. like he’s gonna make you beg for the next one. he tosses something. paper. it hits you in the chest and flutters down.
you blink.
“…did you just throw a receipt at me?”
his sunglasses are off. he never wears them at home unless he’s about to deliver bad news in a dramatic monologue. “that’s a pilates receipt,” he says. “for fifty-six thousand yen.” a beat. “for one month.”
you lift your eyes lazily. “that’s the introductory rate.”
his hands come to his hips. god. those fucking hips. “and what exactly are they teaching you in this luxury cult that justifies you spending my hard-earned salary on getting tied to a piece of wood and shoved around like a meat puzzle?”
you lick smoothie off your straw.
“they work my core. build length. alignment. it’s a holistic approach to mobility and flexibility.” he stares at you in silence for a full ten seconds. his nostrils flare. “…you think you’re flexible?” he says at last. you blink slowly. you can feel the grin starting before it curls into your mouth.
“i’ve seen what you do to me,” you say sweetly. “so yes. i think i’m very flexible. you’re lucky i don’t invoice you.”
a second passes. a long one.
then—he’s moving.
fast.
you let out a delighted yelp as he grabs you off the couch, your smoothie flying somewhere behind you like a casualty of war. your legs kick, flail, but his grip is iron. the hoodie rides up to your waist as he tosses you over his shoulder.
“satoru—satoru—”
“shut up,” he says, smacking your ass, “and show me how much i’m paying for.”
the first time he folds you in half, it’s on the kitchen counter.
his hand’s between your shoulders, pressing you flat to the cold marble. your knees are up beside your ears. your panties are gone. his sweats are halfway down his thighs. and his cock—god, his cock—is already inside you, thick and veiny and curved just enough to punch something inside you you’ve never had anyone reach before.
he’s not even moving. just holding you there. impaled.
your calves tremble. your toes curl.
“not bad,” he murmurs, dragging his fingers along your inner thigh. “but these pilates people… do they fold you like this, baby? get your knees touching your fucking shoulders like this?” you try to breathe but there’s no air. just the stretch. the deepness. the weight of him inside you, pulsing.
you nod, eyes fluttering.
“liar,” he breathes, and slams into you.
your scream echoes off tile. his thrusts are punishing. slow. like he’s testing your range of motion. pulling out almost entirely and then pushing back in with a controlled, maddening precision that leaves you shaking.
“look at you. soaking all over my counter. and you have the audacity to use my card for yoga class when you’ve got me right here? i should break your fucking spine.” you whine. moan. shudder. he’s so deep—you feel like you’re going to come just from the position. from how your body is folded under him, stretched wide, vulnerable.
he grabs your ankle. lifts it higher. you nearly scream again.
“god, look at this. baby. you’re literally bent in half. you wanna waste my money? make it worth it.”
round two is on the floor.
your legs are straddling his shoulders. your arms are pinned under his knees. and your entire torso is rolled up like he’s about to pile-drive you through the floorboards. “this one’s called happy baby,” he murmurs, licking your clit slow and messy. “except i don’t think there’s anything holy about what i’m doing to you right now.”
you can’t speak.
your thighs are shaking. your pussy’s swollen, wet, overstimulated from the last orgasm and being edged through two more. he keeps licking. slow and relentless. circling that tender spot just enough to make your stomach curl and twist, like you’re being stretched from the inside out.
“fuck,” he whispers. “your little hole’s fluttering. you gonna come again? just from my tongue?” you try to wiggle, but he tightens his grip. makes a noise against your clit that vibrates through your spine.
you break. completely. shuddering against his mouth, gushing against his chin as you come again, full-body, screaming his name. he groans, hips grinding into the floor, hungry for it. like he gets off just from wrecking you.
by the time he’s finally inside you again, this time from behind, kneeling over you with your arms pulled back into a stretch that arches your chest off the bed—he’s panting.
you’re soaked.
his cock slides in easy. and he just holds you there. hips flush. dick fully buried. sweat dripping down his chest onto your back. “jesus christ,” he groans. “this pussy—this fucking pussy—baby, i think you broke me.”
you make a sound. a weak, ruined whimper.
he chuckles.
softly.
leans down. kisses your shoulder. cheek. presses his chest to your back and rocks into you with slow, loving strokes, fucking you now like he means it. “you win,” he whispers against your ear. “fuck the pilates. i’ll stretch you every morning.”
a pause.
“but i’m charging you for the smoothies now.”
GETO SUGURU
it starts in the kitchen.
you’re wearing that outfit. leggings that cling to your ass like a second skin, high waistband hugging the curve of your hips. cropped tank top, no bra, just the hint of nipple pressing against the fabric like a test of his restraint. hair twisted up messily, neck exposed.
you’re blending something. bright green and expensive-smelling.
he walks in from work and drops his keys with a low clink, and for a moment, it’s quiet.
then, “you’ve been at that place again.”
your spine straightens.
“what place?” you don’t even turn around. voice all air and innocence, like you’ve already decided you’re going to lie through your teeth. “don’t fucking play with me,” he says, tone level, low, a blade unsheathed. “i saw the charge. that pilates studio. twenty-four thousand yen. again.”
you sip. “they added advanced core conditioning.”
“did they add a private fucking chef too? you spent more on smoothies this month than on textbooks.” you don’t flinch. just smirk into the glass. “i’m investing in my longevity.”
and that’s it.
the silence that follows is deep and weighted and final.
because he doesn’t argue when he’s past the point of talking. he acts. the next thing you feel are his hands on your waist, dragging you away from the counter with no warning, smoothie glass thunking to the floor, half-spilled. he spins you, lifts you—lifts you—and slams your back into the cool surface behind. you yelp, arms catching the edge behind you as he shoves his thigh between your legs and presses. hard.
“you want flexibility?” he growls, mouth hot on your jaw. “mobility? deep core engagement?”
his hands grip your thighs and spread them wide, pushing them up and open until you’re practically doing a split across the marble. the stretch burns—but it’s not enough to distract from the thick press of his thigh grinding up against your pussy through the leggings, damp already. “i’ll give you a fucking full-body workout.”
you moan, but it’s cut off when he grabs your jaw—tight—and forces your face toward him. “you think this ass is yours to flaunt on some reformer bed? think they stretch you like i do?” he’s furious. but there’s something underneath it. darker. hotter.
you’re being owned. corrected. and you love it.
“no one touches me,” you gasp.
he snorts. low and sharp. “except when you beg for it.”
he strips you bare in the living room.
throws your top to the floor. tears the leggings down your legs like they offended him. you squirm, bare now, flushed from neck to thigh. he doesn’t even bother undressing fully—just shoves his slacks and boxers down enough to free his cock, hard and thick and already leaking.
“get on the floor,” he says, voice gravel.
you obey.
he grabs your ankle and drags you to him, and it’s not gentle. your skin scrapes on the carpet. your breath hitches. but you’re soaked. he folds your knees to your chest, pushes both legs back until you’re open and exposed and trembling. “you think this position is in your class?” he growls, staring down at your cunt, glistening under the light. “you think they stretch you like this?”
you’re so open you can’t breathe. your thighs tremble from the pressure. your cunt pulses with need.
and then—
he pushes in.
slow at first. just enough to stretch your entrance wide. then he rams forward with no mercy, burying himself to the hilt in a single thrust that punches a sound out of your throat you’ve never made before.
your eyes roll back. your hands claw at the carpet. you’re full, painfully, impossibly full. he’s so deep it aches. “feel that?” he hisses through his teeth, dragging his cock out slow, letting your walls grip every ridge of him. “this is the only stretch that matters.”
he fucks you like a hammer. like he’s working out every ounce of frustration with the way your body folds around him. he bends your legs back until your knees press into your chest and your ass lifts off the ground. your pussy squelches, loud, raw, soaking. the slap of skin on skin echoes in the room.
he leans down, mouth to your ear.
“they stretch your pussy this deep?” he hisses.
“n—no,” you choke.
he grabs your throat—firm, not choking. just holding.
“say it again.”
“no one—no one does but you.”
he kisses you then—rough and filthy, tongue sliding into your mouth like it owns you. he doesn’t stop fucking you even as your moans catch in your throat. he wants it there. to feel it. to taste it. to make it real.
he flips you over onto your stomach without pulling out.
you gasp as your face hits the carpet, and then he’s grinding into you from behind, deeper now, weight heavy over your back, one hand fisted in your hair.
you sob into the floor.
“stay right there,” he growls. “arch your fucking back—good. that’s it. hold it.” he pistons into you from behind, his hand smacking your ass hard, again, again, until it burns. “legs shaking already?” he pants. “you’re such a spoiled little brat. wanna run your mouth, waste my money, act like your pussy isn’t mine.”
he pulls your head back by your hair and bites your neck—hard.
“say it.”
“it’s yours—fuck, suguru—i swear—”
he fucks you even harder.
and when you finally come—shaking, convulsing, sobbing into the carpet with your pussy gripping him like it’ll never let go—he groans, low and guttural, and spills inside you in thick, hot waves. he doesn’t pull out. he stays there. buried. deep. panting.
hours later—your face still mashed against the floor, limbs trembling, thighs bruised—he finally slides out. you feel the slow drip of his cum down your thigh. then his fingers. he pushes it back in with two of them. slow. possessive.
“no more pilates,” he murmurs, brushing sweat-slick hair off your temple. “you want to stretch, baby, you come to me.”
you blink up at him, broken and beaming.
“…can i still get the smoothies?”
he laughs once, low and sharp.
then grabs your ankle again.
“bend over the couch. you’re not done.”
NANAMI KENTO
you should’ve known something was wrong when he texted you at 4:41 p.m.
“i’ll be home by five. don’t go anywhere.”
no emoji. no dot dot dot. just those words. clean and dry like a corporate bullet.
you thought he was bluffing. he doesn’t leave the office early for anything. he eats his lunch standing up and answers emails with a frown so deep it might be surgical. but he walks through the door at 4:58 p.m. briefcase down. tie still on. and he doesn't kiss you. he sets a folded piece of paper on the counter. a receipt. you don’t even need to look at it.
you know what it is.
“you spent sixty-five thousand yen,” he says without looking at you, sliding off his watch. “in one week.” you chew your lip, standing in the kitchen like a caught rabbit in leggings that cling to your ass, sports bra sticking to your chest. “they had a stretch reformer bootcamp this week,” you offer weakly.
his brow twitches.
“that’s what you call it?” he asks, walking toward you, loosening his tie. “bootcamp? to lie on your back while some barely-trained teenager straps you into resistance bands and calls it exercise?”
“they do more than that—”
“i can see what they do. your little videos. those slow leg lifts. the air-humping. the stretching. you think that justifies the bill you sent me?” he’s standing close now. close enough that his cologne—clean cedar, leather, citrus undercut with heat—wraps around you like a noose. you smirk, defiant even as your heartbeat stutters. “i’m flexible now,” you say, voice light. “isn’t that worth something?”
he exhales slowly. closes his eyes.
and when he opens them again—
“strip.”
he doesn't let you undress yourself. he does it for you.
rips the waistband of your leggings down with one brutal tug, dragging them past your knees, your thighs, baring you inch by inch like he’s unwrapping something expensive he owns.
he peels your bra up, off, tossing it behind you with a flick of his wrist.
then his hands are on your hips, firm and possessive. he turns you. pushes your back against the cold wall of the hallway. one palm finds your throat. not choking—just there. heavy. dominant.
“so,” he murmurs, voice low as his other hand slips between your legs. “how flexible?” your breath catches. you’re soaked already. your thighs part on instinct, the pulse of need between them aching and slick. he pushes two fingers in. slow. precise. your body clenches.
his voice is a near-growl.
“pathetic,” he mutters. “you’re dripping just from me undressing you. and you spend my money so some stranger can put your legs in the air?” you moan. try to speak. he curls his fingers inside you just enough to make you gasp, then pulls them out and shoves them into your mouth.
“taste it.”
you suck, eyes fluttering.
he grins, slow and mean.
“we’re doing this my way tonight.”
you don’t even understand what’s happening until you’re on the bed, face down, arms yanked back—hard—and your body is suddenly off the mattress. lifted. bent.
“nanami—?”
his hands are under your knees. your arms are over his, bent back. your entire body is suspended in the air, your back arched, your thighs spread wide. his chest is to your back. and you’re held in place by the cage of his arms and the brutal grip of his thighs against yours.
he growls into your neck, “you want flexibility? i’ll show you full extension.”
then he pushes into you.
you scream.
he’s thick. hard. ruthless. your pussy stretches around him so tight you think you might tear. he buries himself to the hilt in a single thrust, cock carving into you like he’s claiming space. you can’t even move. your legs are pinned wide. your arms pulled back. your back arched so deeply that your chest is jutting forward, helpless and trembling.
and he starts to fuck you.
deep. measured. powerful.
his hips slam into your ass with every thrust, every brutal grind of cock against your swollen, aching cunt. your body bounces in his grip, caught, dangling, used. “this what they teach you?” he hisses into your ear. “this angle? this depth? you feel that, baby?”
you sob. nod. can’t speak.
“say it.”
you struggle, mouth open, words choked out with every thrust.
“they—don’t—fuck—me—like—you—do—”
he groans, fucking harder.
“they better not.”
he adjusts his grip, pulling your knees higher. deeper angle. you choke on a scream as he hits something so deep your vision goes white. his mouth is on your shoulder now, teeth dragging over skin, lips slick with sweat and spit and need. he doesn’t stop. not when your pussy spasms around him, clenching like a fist. not when your orgasm crashes into you like a scream trapped inside bone.
he fucks you through it. never slowing. never relenting.
“you want a stretch? i’ll keep you bent like this until your muscles seize.” he groans. pants. and then—he comes. deep inside you. cock pulsing. his hands locked on your body like a cage. he holds you there, suspended, filled.
like a lesson.
after, he lowers you onto the bed like something delicate. ruined. you’re trembling. twitching. your thighs won’t close. his cum leaks out of you in slow, thick drips. his hand brushes your hair back. “next time you want to stretch,” he murmurs, voice rough and dark, “you ask me.”
you nod.
he leans down. kisses your temple. “and if i see one more charge from that place—” his hand slips back between your thighs. “—i’ll fuck you in the lobby.”
TOJI FUSHIGURO
the door slams behind him with enough force to shake the floorboards.
you’re mid-pose. stretched out over a yoga ball in front of the TV, leggings practically painted onto your ass, some workout influencer with a honeyed voice instructing you to breathe through the sacral engagement.
you turn your head, a smirk curling at your mouth.
“hey, babe—home early?”
toji doesn’t answer. he tosses his keys onto the counter, shrugs out of his jacket, and holds something up between two fingers. a receipt. long. curled at the edge. “three sessions in one day?” he asks, voice flat. “you training to be a contortionist now?”
you blink, innocent.
“they had a flexibility workshop.”
“flexibility,” he repeats, stepping forward. “you need them to teach you that?”
you open your mouth to retort—but it dies in your throat when he closes the distance. one hand goes straight to your throat. the other to the back of your head. he grips you—hard—drags you up off the yoga ball, and before you can breathe, he’s got you slammed flat over the kitchen counter. "you think i pay for you to stretch out that tight little pussy in some fancy-ass studio with floor-length mirrors and soy candles? huh?"
your hips writhe, but his hand slaps down hard on your ass.
“answer me.”
“n-no, toji—fuck—i—”
he grabs the waistband of your leggings and rips them. not tugs. not slides. tears. the elastic pops. your panties with them. you’re bare now, bent over the cold counter, pussy slick and already dripping because of course you're soaked from this.
he slides his fingers between your legs. hums.
“so wet just from me walking in. you like getting caught.” you gasp, biting your lip, and he shoves two fingers in. hard. fast. curls them until you cry out. "yeah. that’s what i thought. you fucking brat."
he takes you right there.
no prep. no warning.
one hand between your shoulders, the other pinning your wrists to the counter. he rips his belt open, pulls his cock out—already hard—and thrusts inside in one brutal, merciless motion.
you scream. your body bucks. your eyes roll back.
he’s thick. too big. stretching you wide with no time to adjust. it burns—but god, it’s good.
“this what you wanted?” he growls against your ear. “wanted to see if those yoga freaks could get you as deep as me?” he slams into you again. again. your pussy’s clenching, spasming, trying to take him. failing. it’s too much. and you’re shaking already. his grip moves to your hair. yanks your head back. you’re drooling, eyes unfocused.
he laughs.
“you’re so fucking dumb when i fuck you like this. i should film it. send it to your instructor. ‘here’s your little star pupil—can’t even spell her name with a cock in her.’”
then he really gets mean.
he flips you over like you weigh nothing. tosses you onto the floor in the living room—next to the yoga mat, your smoothie still sweating on the side table—and grabs you. pulls you into his lap. traps your arms. lifts you up, and suddenly—your knees are over his thighs, your legs spread, and your arms are pinned up under his.
full nelson.
you’ve got no leverage. no control. your whole body is open, suspended, split wide.
and then—
he sinks into you again.
hard.
you scream. back arching. vision blurring.
his cock hits everything from this angle. it's like he's splitting you in half. you can't even fight it—your arms are trapped, your legs forced wide, and he’s using your own weight to fuck you down onto his cock over and over again, bouncing you like a toy. “there’s your stretch,” he snarls. “you feel that? you’re so fucking open, i can see my cock through your stomach.”
you sob. try to nod. can't speak.
he’s relentless.
fucking up into you, holding you like a ragdoll, your pussy wrapped tight around him, spasming with every thrust. he’s groaning now—raw, rough, sweat slicking his chest. “you earned this,” he pants. “all that money you spent—now you’re gonna pay it off.” he slams up again. your moan is wrecked.
“with your fucking cunt.”
when you come, it’s violent.
your body seizes, twitching hard in his grip. your pussy milks him. chokes on him. you’re sobbing—babbling nonsense—legs trembling around his waist.
toji groans.
and comes.
deep inside you. thick and hot. filling you up so much you feel it dripping before he even stops. he doesn’t let you go. he just holds you there. cock still buried. chest heaving. “there,” he mutters. “that’s a real full-body workout.”
a beat.
“and baby?” he leans in, voice low and dark against your ear. “next time you spend my fucking money without asking—i’ll fold you backwards.”
RYOMEN SUKUNA
you’d been running your mouth all day.
legs sore from class, tank top sweat-slicked, face flushed with that post-workout glow like you’d actually worked for something.
“my hamstrings are tight,” you’d whined, flopping onto the couch, pushing your ankle onto his thigh like you wanted him to touch you. “we did these deep lunge extensions—my instructor said i’m really flexible now.”
sukuna didn’t say anything then.
just looked at you—eyeing the curve of your ass in those fucking leggings, the way you stretched like you knew he was watching. the bratty smile you gave him when you took the last of his cigarette and didn’t say thank you.
he waited.
waited until now—late evening, when the lights are low and the room smells like smoke and sex and skin—and you’re backed against the wall, your tank top riding high, your panties hanging by a thread, and your leg thrown over his shoulder like it’s nothing.
like you’re just that flexible.
he’s inside you already.
deep.
fucking inches deep.
his cock stretches you wide, thick and brutal, the kind of stretch that burns in your thighs and pulses in your cunt, and he hasn’t even moved yet.
his hands are gripping your hips hard—fingers bruising, rough, possessive—and your heel’s hooked over his shoulder, your other leg barely holding your weight as your back arches into the plaster.
and he just smiles. slow. dangerous.
“look at that,” he murmurs, voice rough silk, hand sliding up the inside of your raised thigh, gripping the meat of it, squeezing. “this how they stretch you in those little classes of yours?”
you try to speak. your mouth opens, but no sound comes out.
he chuckles.
“nah,” he says. “they don’t stretch you like this, do they?”
he thrusts. once. deep.
your breath shatters.
he’s so fucking deep you swear you can feel him in your ribs. your pussy clenches. your hips jerk. your fingers claw at his shoulders, but he doesn’t stop—just keeps you right there, leg hoisted high, body bent and trembling.
“fuck, baby,” he grins, cock sliding out slow before slamming back in. “you’re opening up so easy. maybe those classes are working.”
you moan. broken. breathless.
his hand wraps around your throat.
“you like this, huh? standing here, pussy stretched open, one fucking leg in the air like a good little slut on display?”
he rolls his hips, angling his thrusts to grind against your g-spot, relentless and deep.
you sob. your thighs tremble.
“fuck—sukuna—please—”
he groans, filthy and low, lips brushing the curve of your jaw.
“you feel that stretch in your hips, sweetheart? in your cunt?”
he thrusts again—hard—makes your whole body bounce against the wall.
“this is real flexibility,” he growls. “this is what i pay for.”
his mouth is everywhere—your neck, your shoulder, your tits—teeth grazing, lips sucking, tongue trailing fire down your throat. and the whole time, his cock keeps slamming into you, dragging moans from your chest you didn’t know you could make.
you’re babbling now. drunk on him. on how deep he is. on the burn in your thighs and the slick squelch of your soaked cunt every time he pulls out and drives back in. “so fucking tight,” he pants. “and still taking it all. you feel how wide i’ve got you open?” his thumb drops to your clit. rubs circles—mean, precise, perfect.
you cry out. jerk.
“uh-uh,” he hisses, pinning your hips. “don’t move. hold the leg. keep it up. you want to be flexible, brat? show me.” your muscles scream. your body shakes. but you obey. because he’s so deep. so rough. so fucking good.
he kisses your throat.
“attagirl.”
when you come—it’s violent. sudden. full-body.
your vision flares. you scream, cunt clenching around him so tight he groans, hips stuttering, face buried in your neck as he fucks you through it, doesn’t slow, doesn’t let up.
and when he comes?
it’s deep.
a growl ripped from his chest, cock twitching inside you as he fills you up with so much cum it leaks out around him even before he pulls out. you’re shaking. leg still hoisted. mouth open. whole body limp. he finally lowers your leg.
lets you collapse against him, his arms wrapping around you, hand cradling the back of your head like you’re breakable. then, low against your ear: “that’s the only stretch that matters.”
SHIU KONG
he doesn’t say a word when he gets home. not when he finds your receipt on the bathroom counter—fifty-two thousand yen for a reformer stretch package. not when he sees you on the couch, barefoot, bare-legged, sipping an iced matcha like it wasn’t paid for with his blood money.
just drops his phone. loosens his tie. and walks over to you with that expression—tight mouth, heavy brow. all controlled violence. you glance up. blink.
“what?”
he sits beside you.
silent.
and grabs your jaw.
not roughly. not yet. just enough to tilt your face to his. “get on the floor,” he says, calm. cool. deadly. “face down. knees wide.”
you pause.
“…what?”
his hand slides to your throat. squeezes, just a little. eyes dark.
“you heard me.”
he doesn’t strip you all the way. just yanks your panties down and pushes your little workout shorts to the side, your tank top rucked up above your hips. he wants you dressed for this. dressed like the spoiled little slut you are.
“this is called frog pose, right?” he murmurs, gripping your ankles and dragging them wide. “hips open, knees bent. cute little ass in the air.” your face burns. the stretch in your thighs is deep, your cunt already throbbing from being so exposed, so vulnerable. your chest is flat to the rug, back arched, legs splayed.
and then you feel it.
his cock.
thick. hard. dragging along your slit, teasing. mean.
“you want mobility?” he mutters. “i’ll give you mobility.”
he pushes in—slow. thick. stretching you until your mouth opens around a gasp and your fingers clutch at the carpet. your pussy sucks him in, inch by inch, until he’s deep, hips flush against the meat of your ass.
and then he stays there.
hands on your lower back. holding you open.
"fuck," he breathes. "look at how deep i am in this position. you feel that?" you try to move—try to rock back onto him—but his palm lands hard across your ass, the smack echoing in the room. “don’t move,” he growls. “just stay open. let me fuck you like this.”
and then he starts.
his hips snap forward. hard. again. again.
each thrust punches a cry out of your chest, muffled against the carpet, your body rocking from the force of it. he grabs your wrists, yanks them behind your back, pins them with one hand, and uses the other to shove your hips down, locking you in place. “this what you pay them for?” he growls. “to stretch your hips? your back?”
he slams into you, balls slapping, breath hot over your spine.
“they fuck you like this, sweetheart?”
you shake your head, sobbing.
he leans down, lips brushing your ear.
“say it.”
“no—fuck—no one does but you—”
he groans. thrusts harder. his cock hits so deep it feels like your guts rearrange every time. your knees tremble. thighs ache. the stretch is insane—but you can’t stop coming, pussy clenching, walls fluttering, drooling around his cock with every filthy grind of his hips. "jesus," he pants, “this cunt was made to stay open like this.”
and when he comes?
he stays inside. grinds deep. dumps every drop into your spasming cunt and keeps it in you with a hard slap to your ass and a hand dragging down your spine.
after?
you’re still face-down, body limp, legs aching from the stretch. shiu pulls your panties back up. kisses your thigh. smooths your hair. and murmurs, low and serious: “next time you want to stretch—” his hand cups your sore, slick cunt. “—you ask.”
HIGURUMA HIROMI
it starts with the door clicking shut.
you’re home before him, sprawled on his couch in one of his button-down shirts—open, loose, your tank top tight underneath, your bare legs tucked up beneath you. the TV is on. you’re sipping kombucha like you pay for it.
he enters in silence.
shoes off. briefcase down. suit jacket hung neatly over the hook. tie loosened. he doesn’t speak. not until he stands in the doorway between living room and hall, holding a piece of paper like a verdict. long receipt. high total. you glance over. sip.
“…that from the studio?”
he lifts one brow. folds it. sets it on the table.
"forty-seven thousand,” he says calmly. “for one week.”
you blink. “it's—private sessions.”
“i can see that.” he steps closer. “what exactly do they do to you in these sessions?” you tilt your head, smirk already crawling to your mouth. “stretch me out.” he breathes in. slow. nostrils flare. you can feel the temperature shift.
“get up.”
he doesn’t speak again until you’re backed into the bedroom, his hand wrapped gently—too gently—around your wrist, and his voice low.
“take your clothes off.”
you blink.
he leans in. kisses your cheek. “slowly.”
you do. piece by piece. he watches. the shirt slides down your arms. your tank top peels over your head. your sports bra falls away—no noise, no rush. panties next. his eyes stay on you the entire time. and when you’re finally bare, standing quiet, naked and still in front of him—
he moves.
you don’t realize what he’s doing until your back hits the window. one hand cups your thigh, pulls it up. higher. higher—until your knee’s nearly pressed to your chest, the other foot flat on the floor, your heel hooked over his shoulder. he adjusts his grip—one hand under your thigh, the other on your waist, thumb brushing just under your breast.
and then—
he pushes in.
slow. deliberate. devastating.
your eyes roll. your mouth opens in a gasp you don’t finish, because he’s deep—so fucking deep in this angle, cock hitting every spot you didn’t know you had. your pussy flutters, clenching around him already. “you’re silent now,” he murmurs. you try to breathe. try to speak. “what happened to that mouth?” he rocks his hips forward. not fast. not brutal. just deep. intentional.
in control.
“they stretch you like this?” he says softly, tone clinical. “push your leg up here, keep your pussy open while they slide inside?” you whimper. shake your head.
his voice stays level. “answer.”
“n-no—fuck, hiromi—just you—only you—”
his mouth presses to your neck. he still doesn’t speed up. just keeps your body exactly where he wants it—your leg over his shoulder, your hips tilted perfectly, his cock dragging deep and slow inside your cunt, every motion pressing you harder against the glass.
you’re dripping.
he feels it.
your slick is painting his cock, soaking the front of his slacks, your inner thigh shining in the low light.
“flexible,” he murmurs, dragging his hand up to your ribs, thumb brushing under your breast again. “but not enough.” he pulls out—slow—until just the tip remains. and slams back in. your scream shatters the quiet. his fingers grip your throat—not tight, just there, grounding. a point of contact. “you’ll hold this position,” he says. “until i finish.”
he fucks you like that for what feels like hours. never too fast. never losing rhythm. just deep, hard strokes. your leg high. trembling. your foot still braced on the floor, trying to hold balance while he uses you against the window like a study in anatomy.
your orgasm comes without warning—tight, sharp, full-body. your cunt clenches, spasming, walls squeezing so tight he groans. but he doesn’t stop. just fucks you through it, even deeper. “you’ll give me another,” he murmurs. “legs this flexible, you can take two.”
you sob.
“three.”
his hand dips between your legs. finds your clit.
“four.”
he finishes inside you.
still holding your leg high, cock buried deep, cum leaking down your thigh. your head lolls against the window. the city lights blur. he lowers your leg slowly. kisses your forehead. adjusts your hair with one hand. straightens your back. then murmurs— “next time you want a stretch, you’ll do it here. for free.”
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