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aaandbackstabbed · 9 months

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Beakley: since I’m going to be gone for a while I’ve left a complimentary bowl of advise

Beakley taking a slip from the bowl: for example “boys stop doing that” generally applies to everything

#‘scrooge stop doing that’#is also in there #just generally stop it #is beakleys message #they are not to be trusted #mrs beakley #22 #scrooge mcduck #louie duck #huey duck #dewey duck #ducktales #incorrect quotes

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thelethalsilence · 2 months

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somethingaboutstarsandwolves · 4 months

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Remember when I talked about how I’m convinced that Sirius is vegan? I wrote it

Sirius comes back for Christmas, a vegetarian. He decided that eating meat is immoral and unnecessary. Of course, his family isn't quick to accept his lifestyle change. It's just for a couple of weeks, though. And his friends are giving him their unconditional support. Sirius will manage. (Or won't he?)

#marauders #sirius black #wolfstar #is also in there #check it out besties #marauders fic

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leadandblood · 4 months

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I WILL make you read the insect AU.

#insect au #moth!crozier #grasshopper!fitzjames #mine #fitzier #wasp!jopson #is also in there #the terror #the terror amc #francis crozier #james fitzjames

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sweaters-and-vertigo · 1 month

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they could never make me trust cops

#nurses deserve better #also fuck this headline #police #police brutality #fuck the police #fuck the cops #cops #all cops are bad #all cops are bastards #unacceptable #nurses

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blueskittlesart · 2 months

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i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

#i also had to tell them no today because mom said no tv and they DESPERATELY wanted to watch a 4-dvd set of recorded sermons #religious children are terrifying. i do get sundays off tho so #personal

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maudiemoods · 2 months

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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

#and i live by that #life is just life #ok ren go to bed ‼️#life is a constant loop of worry but also a constant loop of support #a constant loop of love and connections #thats what it is to be alive #omg period cramp ok good night #ren won't shut up #mood ruined ouchie

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pyroinfusedtiger · 2 months

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Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

#not tagging because it will find its audience #also choleric sullen boy could lay seige give him a chance #anyway if i had to pick fictional characters id make this isabela and anders

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icedhotcocoa · 2 months

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okay guys but in all seriousness the trump attempted assassination is going to rally the right like crazy. voter turnout will be going up. it is more crucial than ever that you SHOW UP AND VOTE IN THIS YEARS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

#and also all other elections #local or federal #fucking vote bro #mo talks

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spitblaze · 3 months

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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

#spitblaze says things #i mean i do. but my issue is that i play/watch/read things at a snails pace #and have a bad habit of starting something and never finishing it #so i end up limiting myself #also also adhd doesnt like it when i have to give one thing my undivided attention if its not taking up as much processing power #as something like a video game #doin numbers

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singinginthecar · 2 months

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south africa was banned in the olympics in 1964, 1968, 1972, 1976, 1980, 1984, 1988 & 1992. a total of 8 times. for 28 years they didn't set foot in the olympics. you know why? apartheid. apparently the olympics disagreed with the apartheid regime in south africa. russia & belarus aren't allowed to take part in the olympics this year. you know why? because of their involvement in the war in ukraine. several countries throughout history haven't been allowed to participate in the olympics because of various reason from their involvement in war to human rights abuses. now if the olympics aren't blind to all that... why in the world are they blind to what israel has been doing to gaza for the past 10 months? why is a genocidal apartheid nation allowed to participate in the olympics when any other country in its place would've been banned?

#tbh the US should've also been banned for all their various human rights abuses throughout history #but isn't that the same issue? why do the US & israel get passes to behave this way when other countries are held to a particular standard?#olympics #2024 olympics #paris olympics #israel #palestine #keshika rambles

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enemywasp · 5 months

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I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

#its for fun #its meant to be fun #it can also have more important or personal reasons sure #but like whats wrong with doing shit for fun #proshipper #proship

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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bonesandthebees · 6 months

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

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vamprisms · 6 months

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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot #also like.#it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony #EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain

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liquidstar · 6 months

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

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