OH!
had to put my phone down for a bit
EDIT: to those asking for the bot, here it is 😋😋😋
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Scented toilet paper is stupid. Also a lie. That is not peach.
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I don't know what's going on between you and Orange, but the shenanigans are amusing. They really want your mug, huh? XD
It seems so
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That sargebon fanart........................
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You only get those two bots as a package. If you talk to Botlander, you have to make an appointment with the bot psychologist right after. The government said so, it's the law.
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Dragon Age: Absolution it is:
oh hey Ashley from Mass Effect
Fairbanks 😀
Fairbanks 😱
👩❤️👩 👨❤️👨
where's Dorian?
SKYHOLD sfrgcxgrs 👁️👄👁️
wow vint is doing something evilish such surprise such shock
Qwydion 😏
wait.. what's happening?
where's Varric?
WAIT
WTF HAPPENING?!
WHERE the fuck IS DREADWOLF? there were more important things to do than THAT?
oh look Kirkwall is still a shithole I love it
NO WAit......
*tired sigh* Cassandra is going to kill him
Deep Roads won't save you, Varric. Just sayin....
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Varied, spicy and often. The holy trinity of sex with me
A very good deal.
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What did they put in movies from the late 80s 90s and occasionally the 2000s. Crack? Is it crack? Like they don't even have to be that good objectively and Yet
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my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances
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This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
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