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warlordfelwinter · 11 months

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no one has ever found daylight savings time stupider than my dog when she knows its her dinner time but the clock disagrees

#i am sorry laika #im in class at 4 i cant keep feeding you at what you think is 5 #you have to trust me #its not 5 yet #it should be. but it isnt #personal

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gemwolfz · 1 year

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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

#bugs #the stupid wasp cup isnt really an example of the same thing but it's also a good image #starbucks employees are you like. required to print a receipt for every single cup you use #are your managers hovering over your receipts and remaining cups and going 'somebody got a free cup! someone should be fired for this'#because that sounds realistic under capitalism

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blackbatest · 2 months

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my most controversial batman opinion to date

#if it wasnt clear its not a gender thing. its just a dumb name. not the dumbest name cass has had tho that goes to orphan #imo nobody should be batman after bruce because the point is that the bat team he establishes is stronger than he could ever be alone #to him batman is also a hero who suffered alone a lot and he doesnt want anyone else to have to be that kind of hero #bruce's legacy isnt batman its his family and gotham itself #but thats too deep for a shitpost #batman #cassandra cain #batfam #dick grayson #damian wayne #dc #dc comics #mine

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betrixxxed · 4 months

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she said 👁️👁️

#this isnt a ship btw #i was just thinking about how funny his reaction to falin was in that one episode #he should NOT have been allowed to escape. she should have folded him up and thrown him across the dungeon like a paper airplane #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #falin touden #falin dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

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ear-motif · 1 year

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fanfic is so good bc the premise of some genres of fic are just inherently funny. I want these two grizzled crime drama protagonists to have some fucking fun for once, so they go to a water park. I dont care how i have to logic my way into them going there i dont care who has to drag them Theyre Going

#this isnt abt a particular fandom btw just like a general observation #basically: if ur trying to write outside the genre of the media ur in its gonna be so fun for me to read #its like explaining to your friends why kirby should be at the next united nations meeting. youre right and i love you but How

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pickled-flowers · 9 months

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Sex positivity is also about not calling Ace people prude and using virgin as an insult 👍 hope that helps

#sex positivity is also respecting sex lives that dont look like yours #or lack thereof #and insulting people by saying they dont fuck make you sound stupid <3 #im sorry i just cant take people who use their sex lives as a flex seriously its just not my thing!#like yea having lots of kinky sex is cool but not having sex and not being interested by sex is also cool #one is not better than the other the human experience is just very varied and diverse #its normal you wont understand everyone your brain isnt even made to comprehend how many human there are in the world #but we should all have spaces to navigate our sex lives as we wish even if that means interacting with sex as a subject as little as possibl

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feelo-fick · 2 months

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"it feels like just yesterday you wanted to kick me in the throat..."

"that WAS yesterday! good times..."

og post :]

#“warm laugh of fond reminiscence” really cracked me up i just had to #this is actually from a while ago but i forgotto post it #sometimes theyre like a skecth comedy group to me..........#this isnt really #chilaios #but ill tag it anyways #chilchuck #laios #thats all the tags ill put i suppose #actually. should i risk it and main tag. sure #dungeon meshi

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ba1laur · 1 month

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woof

#sorry loz people who followed me if it isnt that other style. this is how you find out i have 100 of them #midna should have a tail i think . i agree #link #tp link #midna #wolf link #twilight princess #loz #loz tp #tloz tp #the legend of zelda #art tag #fanart tag #scheduled

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attyrocious · 7 months

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little cover art law doodle

#trafalgar law #one piece #i should just sleep my brain isnt functioning enough to draw

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bigfatbreak · 4 days

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Is chole name already "owned"?

yup! but Zoe genuinely sees her as a sister, so she never orders Chloe to do anything she wouldn't do already.

#zoe lee #chloe burgeois #changeling au #my art #daddy dearest is conflicted because chloe is a nightmare and zoe is so so sweet but he also knows zoe isnt human #and is capable of great evils chloe cant do #so like. cater to your human daughter with a shit personality (which you should really put her in therapy for)#or cater to your seemingly kind inhuman daughter(?) who might end up being the leader of a cult

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kaibascorpse · 6 months

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some of you people are so obsessed with having an acceptable group to ‘punch up’ at that you would rather pretend a marginalized group are Basically The Oppressors™ than listen to their valid criticisms about the fact that ‘punching up’ very rarely hits the intended target, and the majority of the actual damage of that act is suffered by fellow marginalized people in your own community. there is a significant difference between venting frustrations about privileged groups and just outright attacking anyone who (you assume) experiences that axis of privilege regardless of - and in many cases outright denying - their actual lived experiences. it goes far beyond just ‘venting frustrations’ when what you’re really doing is trying to find a moral justification to bully people you don’t like, and when your own desire for catharsis and moral superiority leads to ignoring the voices of the vulnerable people you hurt. you’re not ‘punching up’ - you just like punching people for the sake of punching.

#in writing this im primarily thinking about #transandrophobia #but i kept the language vague bc really its much more widespread than this one issue #this post is about all the queer groups that get ostracized for not being oppressed enough or having ‘too much privilege’#getting lumped in w the oppressors bc we are assumed to have the same privilege and power as them even when we quite literally do not #gaining conditional privileges for not being visibly/openly queer is not the same as having systemic privilege.#at best it’s a defense mechanism that comes with the constant threat of having that privilege revoked should anyone realize you’re queer #if being ‘privileged’ requires hiding or not acknowledging part of your identity then it’s not really a privilege.#my posts #hello future me coming back to edit the tags to say this isnt even a phenomenon exclusive to queerness either #its also relevant to race/disability/etc. i just mainly had queerness in my mind when i wrote the op

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eats-a-berry · 1 month

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i wasn't sure exactly what i thought adult gideon should be doing, but i DO quite like the triple combination of cowboy-biker, drag queen, and used car salesman at the same time. she's always a busy person!

#gravity falls #gideon gleeful #it's a way for him to still perform and sing and express himself!!!#i also just love trans girl gideon headcanon in general but this is almost sort of my middle ground here #i think anything is fun... drag queen... genderfluid... transedgender...#i'm still not sure how i wanna do his body type and height and stuff cus i like him both short and huge #but i think his voice should stay exactly the same like thurop #i'll probably come back to this another time and reput some of this info on my art blog #i'd like to either think of a pun with gloria or have that as well as a drag name #theo was thinking morning glory as a name she could use #isnt it cute both mabel and gideon have star motifs

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beybuniki · 1 year

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rage and violence

#this isnt even bakudeku this is just BAKUGO sorry for the fake yaoi bait #i think everyone should throw him around myself included #bnha #bakugo katsuki #midoriya izuku #deku #aizawa shouta #midoriya inko #Bakugo mitsuki #todoroki shoto

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astrangeavenue · 2 months

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some scissors-type sparring

#in stars and time #isat #hey have you heard of this game it s really good and you should play it #im being so niceys my first piece of fanart for it isnt spoilers #isat siffrin #isat mirabelle #isat isabeau #isat bonnie #isat odile #in stars and time fanart #isat fanart #aves art

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yanderespamton78 · 4 months

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Edit since a lot of people seem confused - your "real" name is the name that you want to be referred to in real life. It doesn't have to be your legal name. So if you're trans and you have a different name to whats on your birth certificate, even if not many people call you by the name, it still counts as your real name.

Edit 2 : Holy shit guys please stop reblogging this post my poor inbox im getting like 20 notifs an hour asjfhkajshdkh /lh /srs

#FUN FACT : charlie isnt my real name :]#i decided to go with the name charlie because i didnt wanna use my real name and i like the name charlie #my parents were gonna call me charlie when i was born but didnt in the end #i dont really know why i dont just tell you lot my real name because its a super common name #another thing that using a diff name online has caused is me seeing “charlie” almost as a different person #theres “[wearegonnapretendiputmyrealnamehere]” and then theres “Charlie” and they are two different people in my mind #idk aksjffhkajsshdka #anyways this is the second poll ive made today what is my deal with polls #i should make a seperate poll tag for all my fucking polls that i make #I MAKE A LOT #ill tag all my polls when i think of a good name lol #anyways woah i got a bit rambly there #did i make a whole ass poll just because i thought you might find it interesting that my real name wasnt charlie?#yes. yes i did.#(DO NOT take this as me not wanting you lot to call me charlie i would prefer you use that name over anything else lol)#polls #tumblr polls #random polls

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glassphinix · 1 year

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dont ask how or why snapchat would exist in hyrule

bonus:

#loz #tloz #totk #legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #loz link #totk link #totk light dragon #zelink #totk zelink #totk spoilers #idk how many other artists have decided link should have fucked up teeth due to eating rocks and other weird shit #however! i think he should have crooked teeth and he is my scrungly i can do what i want 2 his design #in one of these drawings i traced the light dragon from a screencap cause im not confident in my ability to draw anything tht isnt humanoid #youll never guess which drawing it was(hint its the one with visibly more effort put into it including any semblance of a background)#art #my art #internal monologue

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