#it was like a mammon one and a levi one

[cowboyfatgum]

I find it so funny how I keep getting these ads mostly because it's not just on Tumblr it's on every other app I use too😭

[lucishell]

*chibifies your seven deadly sins*

[mayonnaise-is-a-drink]

MC: Merry Xmas, Mammon! What do you want for your present this year?

Mammon, panicking internally: Not MC. Not MC. Not MC. Say grimm or something. Right, right. Grimm. Not MC. I totally don't care about-

Mammon, outwardly: You.

[floydsteeth]

BARBATOS AND LEVI <333

TWO OF MY FAVORITES

[journey-to-the-attic]

(有点晚的) 新年快乐!

happy (a little belated) lunar new year!! sorry i haven't been answering asks, been a busy week - i'll try to get to that tomorrow ^^

[just-a-shark333]

uhhh so I've been playing around with an incorrect quotes generator and collected what I think are some of the best ones I got

(Fun fact: I rerolled characters on this one like, 3 times and every time it ended with mc on the bottom one)

[katboykirby]

rank the om cast based on how bbg they are

Okay, so. In this house we respect science, and we love a good scientific answer. Which is why I have brought to the table two different definitions of the word "babygirl"

These are the definitions that I personally feel are the most accurate and correct (though your mileage may vary)

I will be using the first example

Babygirl-iness will be ranked by measuring (sadness + patheticness) vesus questionability. And after much research and thorough consideration, here is my answer:

I hope this helps

(Asmo is ranked as a True Babygirl™ for the title alone honestly, otherwise he would be in Tier 4 with Simeon and Barbatos)

[ifearzombies]

The Brothers’ Pet Names for MC

Lucifer:

- Darling - Dearest - Love

Mammon:

-Treasure - Human - Partner (in crime)

Leviathan:

- Player 2 - Henry! - Normie

Satan:

- Kitten - Honey - Love (You never tell him or Lucifer they have a mutual pet name for you)

Asmodeus:

-Sweetie! - Sweetheart - Darling - Lovely - Sweetie pie - Pet (Reserved for NSFW acts)

Beelzebub:

- Hon - Babe - Honey

Belphegor:

- Starlight - Brat - Toy (Definitely reserved for NSFW times)

***SIDE CHARACTER BONUS!***

Solomon:

- Sweetie - Hot spice - Destined (That one pisses off everyone else so he reserves it for when you’re alone- unless he feels like pissing everyone off)

Simeon:

- My Dove - Sunshine - My Heart

Diavolo:

- My Dream - Dearest Love (He will say both, never just one) - My jewel

Barbatos:

- My Flower - My true love - My piece of Heaven

[sheepthatgobaa]

A compilation of obey me as messages from my groupchat

EDIT: UHM THE PICTURES FUCKED UP SO WE EDITING SHIT NOW

bonus that isn't from the groupchat, just me thirsting over solomon

[nerdy-talks]

A beautiful man enjoying some Demonus while admiring cherry blossoms 🌸

[lancermylove]

[asmorule34]

diavolo after he calls luke a chihuahua (this is the most sinister april fool’s prank he could conjure up) and luke responds w “get ur nose out of my business and into the hands of a plastic surgeon.”

[dragonanon]

I desperately need someone to make a fake twitter screenshot of Leviathan posting this

But the caption reads something more like “Lucifer couldn’t find google chrome on his laptop, so MC did this lmaoooo”

[koolades-world]

Mc: this movie sucks

Mammon: the movie hasn’t even started yet these are just trailers

Levi: yeah shut up mc

Mc: …

Mc: what’s the movie about

Mammon: iceberg

Levi: what?

Mc: I’ve already seen titanic

Mammon: no it’s about a spy who lives in an iceberg

Levi: how the hell is that possible?

Mammon: uhm, iceberg is a country levi

Levi: there’s no country called iceberg you stupid bitch

Mammon: it’s literally on the map

Levi: iceberg isn’t a country

Mc: it’s Iceland

Mc: you clearly don’t know you biology

cannot stop thinking about that one talkloid it’s so iconic and lives in my brain rent free, it’s one am why is this what I’m thinking about

[unwrathful]

this is my roman empire

and I do mean this exact chapter. mf woke up hangry, choked on mochi, chased mammon, skulled back a bottle of water, threw whatever was left in the pot at squalo, and still got the honour of the XANXUS introduction to fuck shit up

[hallowxiu]

i love picturing mammon and levi gaming together. you just know mammon knows what he's doing when it comes to video games, even if he's not as vocal about it as levi. i can even picture mammon giving levi tips and advice on levels of certain games.