#it was like i died and went to heaven

[nickthebookworm]

{14.06.23}

Today I visited The Old Pier Bookshop in Morecambe, it's an absolute treasure trove and I spent so long looking around that I almost got a parking ticket! Also, the Facebook page is absolutely hilarious, well worth a read!

[daftmooncretin]

supernatural movie reboot but its a ghostfacers mockumentary about their attempt to make a “serious film” about sam and dean winchester. opens on ed and harry going “CUT!” and the camera pans to a guy that looks kind of like jared padalecki pulling off a party city wig. turns out the finale was actually part of the ghostfacer’s retelling of supernatural. Sam Dean and Castiel spend the entire movie chasing after ed and harry trying to stop the thing being made. (its a huge commercial success and they screen it at the destiel wedding)

[allastoredeer]

The Egg Bois have no one to take orders from after Sir Pentious dies. Then they see Lucifer and immediately follow him around and unlike Alastor who didn't like being tailed by the annoying yappy yokes, Lucifer is enthralled by them because they are like little ducklings forming a line as if Lucifer is their mother

One egg boi, Frank, is the only one that stuck to Alastor, and Al makes it clear he wants him to go away but Frank stays with him. One time when Al was cooking, Frank asked if he could help and Al thought for a moment, grinned, picked up the egg, and plopped him in the boiling pot. Unfortunately, Frank did not hard boil, in fact, he enjoyed the hot bath, and the rest of the egg bois ran inside as Lucifer entered the kitchen and screamed in horror at the display but the rest of the eggs hopped around Al's feet, pulling at his trousers asking to join the bubble bath.

FRANK STAYING WITH ALASTOR IS SO CUTE MY HEART JUST EXLODED

Alastor trying to boil Frank is just fogjwenweln 🤣 I can see that. The fact that it's not working AND Frank's enjoying himself AND the other eggbois want to join in makes it all so much better.

Also, the other eggbois following Lucifer around like ducklings 🥺 that's adorable.

[oatbugs]

procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally

[fluffypotatey]

Pre divorce shadowpeach didn't seem to be the type to fight a lot. In fact the shadowpeach divorce probably blew up that big due to all the unsaid frustrations they never let out.

So I'm just imagining shadowpeach never fighting in an obvious way (closest to fighting would be backhanded comments or barbed words) but that just makes things more unsettling

oh yeah 100% it didn’t help that swk was always leaving FFM out of his need to get stronger and be the best and be respected. not to mention they probably never saw their times together as the right moment to voice their concerns out loud because this was their time to wind down and they just had to wait it out, wait until everything was perfect enough to have those talks

[aropride]

ok well we know that jesus can emit pure light as he did when he was in his tomb + i assume the light is holiness or joy or purity (considering his spirit was in heaven but his body had died in sin) (considering his body was holy but his spirit was drowning in unquenchable fire).. thinking about the version of jesus i made up in my head who's way cooler and more transgender and i think he would emit sparks and a glowing electric light if you fucked him and i think it would inspire an unfathomably intense lust

[robyntheredhead]

Theory: Vaggie is the one to die, but through angel shenanigans she just winds up sent to Hell

[backpackingspace]

Okay but xie lian really do just being lying the whole series

[kerorowhump]

i bought these btw (bottom 2 i already have in hand, top 4 not yet)

[seithr]

Randomly remembered the half-reason i call my oc-verse by the name it has while laying in bed. One-half of the reason i still knew, but I had forgotten what had truly, really cemented it jointly until now

(it was a song from my favourite band I haven't listened to in a while.)

(the song fit so well at the time, still does, that i needed to hold onto it for the main protagonists forever, by partially naming their story in reference.)

Does this explanation make any sense? Does anyone know why I'm tearing up remembering this. Aahh

[ramontism]

[skyloftian-nutcase]

So earlier this year, we had an Incident and an ambulance came for my brother as a precaution (everything is back to normal, so no worries there!) and we find out that he and the EMT had one high school class together. At first, it was the fact that they were the same age, and then it was "where you in So-So's Grade 9 Geography class?".

Anyway, have you or Hyrule run into a situation where you know a patient and catch up a little a bit and it's kind of lighthearted because the situation isn't serious?

Seeing as I run squad duty in my hometown, I've had situations where I run into people who know me. I don't ever remember it being all too lighthearted, unfortunately.

Hyrule did get called for Aurora once because she was having such back pain she couldn't move. She summarily died of shame that anyone called an ambulance over that and said she'd just deal with it and refused to be transported. Hyrule came to see her after his shift was done and helped her go to an urgent care so she could get some muscle relaxers.

[dabidagoose]

I can't believe I get to have my ears transported into another incredible plane of existence. For only $5/month.

[alien-slushie]

Does everyone in Hazbin Hotel /need/ to be redeemed?

I was thinking, and heaven and getting redeemed is a great goal I guess but at the same time it feels like one of those goals you have when you're a child and don't know any better. Like, heaven is the perfect life filled with fame and fortune we all have at some point in our lives, but what about personal heaven?

What if Husk or Angel realize that their version of "heaven" is staying in hell and continuing to help with the hotel?

Not everyone can reach or wants to reach the pearly gates, but what about instead making their own version where they're happy even if they aren't among the winners?

Once you've been redeemed, what then? What if you realize you hate it? Realize that, life in heaven is not what you expected but now you have to deal with it? Or if you feel guilty that you were redeemed but your best friend wasn't?

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

It’s so nuts to watch people getting deeply upset over characters making mistakes and hurting each other and making long posts like, “It was bad on purpose!!!” What purpose? What are you talking about? Your OTP kissed on the mouth in an unambiguously romantic way and you think it’s bad because this middle season didn’t end with happily ever after? Conflict drives storytelling and it’s been confirmed Gaiman wants a s3! It’s not over. The inability to handle basic storytelling after you got what you wanted is 😑

[whyisaravenlike-awritingdesk]

So i’ll just be crying at various historical sites for the next three days don’t mind me