Incorrect TMNT Quote
Raph: And… If I’m being honest… You know, I could… kinda use your help…
Donnie: What’s that? What’re you trying to say?
Raph: Nothing! I- I was just saying that I could kinda, you know, I could use your help…
Donnie: Oh, I’m sorry, I couldn’t quite hear you over your ego
Leo: Could you enunciate that last word a little bit?
Raph: I NEED YOUR HELP!
Donnie: Oh? Why didn’t you say so?
Leo: Guys?
Mikey: Let’s do this!
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Luke would say I’ve been here like 2 days I don’t know how to get home
Jack would say you better figure it out
oh 100%
they would be walking out of the locker room, nico following close behind them to the car. jack and nico get in the front seats and jack would lock the car so fast😭
j: “you thought I was joking? nope — you’re walking.” (he would try so hard to keep a straight face)
l: “jack, I’ve been here for two days! cmon man.”
n: “jack—-“
l: “I’ll do the dishes for a week if you take me home. I’ll still sleep on the couch.”
j: “uh”
l: “fine, I’m calling mom on the way home then.” (he starts walking off out of the parking lot)
nico and jack argue for two minutes over luke (aka nico telling him why are you pulling these pranks on your brother this early) and then they turn around to see luke like GONE from the parking lot. he had actually started walking home😭
jack races out of the parking lot to find luke on the curb outside of parking area. pulling up next to the curb, jack parks the car and unlocks the door, opening the door for luke.
j: “get your ass in the car rookie!” he joked to him. “you really think I would leave you?”
l: “you did it all the time at home with trevor.” luke reminds him of his usa hockey days causing nico to yell.
n: “JACK!?”
let’s just say, it was a movie night on the couch for the hughes siblings after the first practice together.
part one
part two
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys
San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST
They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-
Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU
Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do
And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST
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isn’t the fundamental tragedy of 18 year old Dick that he wants to be free but instead he is loved and of 18 year old Jason that he wants to be loved but instead he is free
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