That one screenshot of someone on Twitter I think?? Doing that whole ‘ooohhhh who should Cole be with, Princess Vania or the goblin?’ Is suuuper gross and annoying, but the way they called Geo a goblin is SENDING MEEEE
Princess Vania or the GOBLIN👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
HELLPPPPPPP WHAT
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Clyde’s portrayal in DOAI:scary and mysterious monster that can screw you over and fuse your bone and flesh together.
Clyde in Pastra’s videos:
Sorry @pastraspec
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I’m incredibly sleep deprived but I am laughing crying over this description of a chastity belt that says gentiles instead of genitals
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Storytime
Today I was taking a shower and, all of the sudden, I got a bloody nose. I get these all the time, but this time it was bad. The blood got everywhere including my hands. It looked like an actual crime scene. So I did what any sane person would do in that situation and wrote “11037” on the wall.
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wow y’all weren’t lying !!! Paul McCartneys temporary secretary sure does sound like that huh…
She was right that felt like being content aware scaled
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😂 - Funniest true LGBT story?
Ok so a few years into our marriage my husband and I were living away from family and finally had the freedom to sort of explore ourselves and who were are
Naturally this led to growth and realization. Him realizing he’s bi, me realizing… a lot about myself
So as part of this relization process I told my husband we could have an open marriage. I wasn’t interested in trying anything with anyone, but he needed an opportunity to explore himself and as long as I knew he was safe and we talked, I was fine with that
This worked well for us. He got himself a boyfriend that lasted for years and had a great time
The funny part comes with our friends. My husband was in school at the time and we had a group of friends we had made that we clung to. Most of these friends were chill and super supportive
One was not. They were super Christian (to the point of being a younger earthed… when she was studying medicine which blew my mind how she did that but ok)
Basically we told everyone except her. She was not to know
Naturally, as happens, she found out and flipped her shit. Wouldn’t talk to my husband, got incredibly upset about it the whole nine yards
At one point she messaged me this big thing about having my husband ‘cheat’ on me and ‘condoning his lifestyle’
You know the whole homophobic bs
Anyways I didn’t even read most of it XD got half way through and kinda just sent a message that amounted to ‘last I checked this was my marriage. If you’d like to be part of it you can talk to my husband, but it seems you’re not interested in that sort of thing’
Needless to say, she stopped talking to us as soon as they go all graduated and she could go home to her ‘real friends’ (church people)
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“He’s like a frog who became a prince” “nah he’s more like a penguin” 😂
Idk why this exchange from two random gothamites talking about The Penguin cracked me up
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