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comradekatara · 1 month

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my thing with katang is that i simply cannot understand or accept the logic of patriarchal marriage rituals and so the monogamous nuclear family structure that they present us with as their supposed ideal within the text is just not for me. but i understand the logic of weird lesbians very well, so ideally i conceive of their relationship in those terms, within that framework, and then it makes perfect sense to me. like the gaang will be hanging out and katara leans over to give aang a kiss and sokka is just like “um. didn’t you guys break up” and katara’s like “what why would you think that” and sokka’s like “bc a couple weeks ago u came up to me and said ‘we broke up :|” and katara’s like “oh so just because we broke up means that i can’t give my best friend in the whole world a little kissy what are you the kissing police” and sokka’s like “FINE. WHATEVER. I DON’T CARE AS LONG AS AANG IS SATISFIED WITH THIS ARRANGEMENT” (he is). but also sokka loves taking advantage of their technical status as “exes” to refer to aang as “my sister’s ex bf” as often as he possibly can. so it actually works out for everyone

#they’re best friends they’re in love they’re exes they’re in a situationship they’re coparenting a beautiful baby lesbian waterbender #they’re in an open relationship they’re long distance they go on vacation for at least a month every year for the rest of their lives #they’re soulmates .#katara #aang&katara #sokka #I also love referring to my friend who dated my best friend in college as ‘my best friends ex boyfriend’ just because I find it funny #it’s objectively funny #especially as a way to refer to the avatar

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fangirlfreak08 · 3 months

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God I do love Taylor Swift for systematically killing off the British royals one by one

#fearless killed prince philip #now the totured poets department announcements given Charles cancer #it’s objectively funny #Taylor Swift #British royal family

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queerdagny · 1 year

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Noisette Tornade, certified Old Lady™️, took and hid a bunch of stained glass windows from various places (how heavy? Was Hans helping her? Was anyone else? Did people see her waltzing out of church with the window?), put them in her basement, wrote a love letter to Paris, and put said love letter in a box that locks the door if you close it, and you can only open the door if you have a heavy decoding machine. Resident Old Lady™️ is kind of a bastard

#it’s objectively funny #dan #nancy drew

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annabelle--cane · 8 months

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her pronouns are HE/HIM

#I do actually think it's neat on both a character and representation level #that steven only ever objects to being called rose/pink and never says anything about pronouns. however I think this is a funny joke.#steven universe #id in alt text #marina marvels at life

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beebfreeb · 3 days

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#funny talking tag #My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly.#My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed.#My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman''#''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job''#Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind.#(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)

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adobe-outdesign · 5 months

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Neopets discourse is always funny to me because whenever drama starts up 90% of the time it's over something that's just objectively really silly

For example, right now there's neo-billionaires threatening to quit the site over a rare item being released, which wouldn't be funny except the item in question is a tiny pea wearing a Santa hat