#it's called toast

[nerdpoe]

Danny needs a few...odd things. A few dietary and emotional requirements unique to his physiology. Meat is one of them.

But like, raw meat. He doesn't have to eat it often, maybe twice a month, but it does need to be completely raw.

He also needs to eat non-sentient blob ghosts, which are very different from sentient ones. Same amount, maybe twice a month.

He's weak to hot temperatures, where most humans require some sort of positive contact he needs to fight, if he gets too much sunlight his dopamine levels drop, and oddly enough as he got older milk or products with a lot of milk started to affect him like alcohol affects humans.

Now that he's made it to college, hiding most of these things is easy enough.

He chose Gotham, because of minimal sunny days and naturally cold weather. He regularly goes for walks at night, to fill his need for fighting. He says he has a milk allergy, and avoids milk products.

The blobs and the raw meat are a little uh. Those are a little hard.

He's taken to ducking into a bathroom stall to just swallow the blobs whole. But the meat...

He decides to sear the outside and leave the inside entirely raw. Does this detract from the nutrients by cooking them off? Yes. Does it mean he needs to eat raw meat four times a month instead of twice? Yes. Does it mostly hide that he's doing this in front of humans? Kind of.

Until he got a vegan roommate.

Said roommate is far too sharp-eyed for his own good, and now the guy is being weird.

Or: Damian's roommate is a meta who clearly has dietary restrictions outside the norm. It's fine; Damian understands that like animals in the wild, people have different diets. But the cuts of meat Fenton is eating are...subpar. Damian isn't sure how to be...civil, or appear polite, or not be a "snob" if he suggests Fenton allow him to procure farm fresh cuts of steak from cows raised in an open pasture and were well taken care of.

[angel5ofp0rn]

Price asking Gaz and Soap how to get his ex-wife to reply to his text. They both jokingly tell him to send a dick pic.

He tells them to piss off but after they leave, he closes his office door, sits at his desk and stares at the phone for awhile.

Couldn’t hurt. It’s not like it’s something she hasn’t seen before.

He undoes his belt, lowers his pants and boxer briefs just a bit. He pulls out his thick cock and gives it a few tugs.

The photo shows off his toned (but growing softer) abdomen as well as his cock in his hand.

She calls him immediately to cuss him out about sending stuff like that to her…

They end up having phone sex.

[morganbritton132]

Someone post a Tiktok of Eddie and Steve clearly having their date interrupted by some fans of Eddie’s

Eddie is very obviously trying to be nice. He’s talking to them and taking pictures with them, but he’s also subtly trying to end this interaction. Steve, meanwhile, looks pissed.

The longer this conversation goes on, the more annoyed he looks until he takes a deep breath. He centers himself and then he burst into tears.

His whole body shakes when he sobs, “Eddie, what do you mean you want a divorce?!”

It takes over two hours for the person to post a part two where you can see Steve immediately stop crying when the fans awkwardly shuffle away.

He wipes his face, sticks his fork into their shared dessert and says, “So, anyways.”

Eddie collapses in on himself like a puppet whose strings were cut and whisper-shouts at Steve, “I hate when you do that! I think it’s real every time.”

“Well, I hate when my date is interrupted.”

[noodles-and-tea]

Merlin is dying of laughter off-screen, obviously

[charlunday]

Here your dreams are sweet, and tomorrow brings them true.

Here is the place where I love you.

@ofthegreekgods and I were talking about grandparents everlark, and we came around to "what if they had a little granddaughter with brown skin and curly black hair" and that emotionally hit hard. Then we talked about Katniss learning to braid her hair. Then we talked about the sentiment of maybe this time I get to protect you. So yeah, you get this.

[mushtoons]

sad old man

[expelliarmus]

[twinstxrs]

murph knocking it out of the PARK this episode both as riz (badass lil creature, fiercely dedicated to his friends, so deeply loving to his mom & reassuring her that he sees her + appreciates all she does for him) and just as murph (“the beans are due,” laughing at ally’s lack of written saving throws, reaction to the trap door bit, “so tactical, so late”)

[duplicitousfate]

Hear me out: Lamb but two 👀

Literally everyone knows about there being two lambs. The Bishops, the cultists, the crowns. Everyone EXCEPT Narinder

It made... quite a first impression when he was later revived after bringing the bishops into the cult

Now the whole cult's placing bets on how long it'll take for him to figure out which of the lambs killed him and which lamb he kinda, maybe, likes hates with a passion.

(Art by @dashing-through-ecto )

No one looks at tumblr blogs anymore so under the cut is more in depth refs about the bishops and such! WARNING: LONG.

LAMBERT: Masc They/Them. The main caretaker of the followers. The few times they go on crusades, they prefer the blunderbuss and the golden fleece combo. Did, in fact, one-shot Leshy’s fight with this min-max strategy.

They are gentle and treat the followers more like their kids than their followers for the most part. They are the one that loves Narinder, but for the sake of the bit, they keep it subtle.

LAMBARI: Femme They/Them. The main crusader. They can work with generally any weapon, but will refuse and in fact rage-quit if they get the gauntlets or the dagger, preferring to strike heavy. They were the one that made the original deal with The One Who Waits, and was more than happy to slay the bishops.

They are more stern, preferring to take a more tough-love approach that will tell you immediately if they don’t like something. They eventually get with Shamura, and have the goal of restoring their mind.

NARINDER had absolutely NO idea there were two lambs until he was brought back to life, after his siblings were brought into the herd. The twins did what any pair of identical twins would do: Fuck with him.

Now, he not only has to figure out which one was the lamb that struck him down, but also which one he began to harbor feelings for. The entire cult is now taking bets.

His role in the cult is undefined, as he is far more occupied in figuring out his conundrum.

SHAMURA was the first Bishop of the Old Faith, and the first to be betrayed by Narinder. They were the last Bishop to be struck down by the lambs, and the last to be brought back. The God of War and Knowledge, the most savage and yet the most diplomatic, attempting to warn the Lambs of their imminent betrayal and the quickest to listen and convert when they bested their brother.

They have the most vague position in the cult, often focusing on the personal care of Lambari after their long, grueling crusades. They are often seen at the refinery otherwise, when there’s nothing else to keep their many hands busy.

KALLAMAR was the second Bishop of the Old Faith, the second to be betrayed. Third to be struck down, third to be brought back. The God of Pestilence and Vitality may be a coward, but he is an impeccable fighter, providing the most trouble thanks to how devoted his followers are to him.

While his official role is that of a healer and the main refiner, he will be seen in various roles to help any number of his multiple boyfriends. He is also often the one sent out on missionary work as the most charismatic of the siblings.

HEKET was the fourth Bishop of the Old Faith, and the third to be betrayed. The second to be cut down and brought back, and the first to make moves when the group acts as a unit. The God of Famine and Fertility took over when Shamura’s injury proved too debilitating, acting as the big sister despite being the second youngest. She is strong, stern, and acts in the best interest of the siblings, which the Lambs respect despite the implications of her involvement with the extinction of the sheep and goats.

She is the strong silent type, overseeing the farming and cooking. She keeps to herself, when she isn’t busy making everyone swoon, intentionally or otherwise. Many men’s hearts have been broken when she made her preference for women clear. Much to the delight of many girls.

LESHY was the final Bishop of the Old Faith, the youngest and last to be betrayed. He was the first to be struck down and the first to be brought back, both times cut down in one single attack from Lambert. As the God of Chaos and Order, and someone who respects a good fight, he was easily converted thanks to Lambert’s dedicated attention to dealing with him.

Any attempts to assign Leshy to a duty end in failure. He often does whatever work interests him that day, to mixed results. So his “official” role is that of an enforcer, which he often takes to mean “the bookie, right? The guy that keeps track of all the bets? Yeah I got that, no problem.“  But he has no hesitation when it comes to helping Lambert take care of the cult.

[gaytransgirl]

Grilled cheese. :]

[buggiebite]

Long Day at School

Daddy! Peeta makes my heart melt. Figured everyone needed some of him to withstand the winter.

[konigsblog]

könig is probably the type of person to put berries (blueberries, strawberries, and blackberries) and sweet maple syrup all over his french toast.

putting tomato sauce/ketchup is the ONLY correct answer 🍅

[trashytoastboi]

~Seven Days of Sin Event Announcement~

Starting: 12th May!

Ending: 1st June!

Seven Days of Sin Event (Obey Me)

An event I'll be running (Not taking requests as I've prepared the writing beforehand) This is my very public launching into writing for the Obey Me Fandom. (I'm loading myself into a canon here and firing away into the OM tag.)

I've been playing the Obey Me game since the day of release, same with Nightbringer. I've always loved the characters but felt my writing was inadequate, however I am going to be adding my little contributions to the growing Fandom. (Honestly love to see the flames of revival. Not to mention all my IRL friends I've roped into playing it.)

A summary of this event. As the name states, for seven days I will be posting for each of the seven brothers on their designated days (Will be explained in the program.)

After those seven days, I will post for an additional few days to cover the other characters.

Program: Act 1

Seven Days ❤

Sunday: Day of Sloth (Belphagor)

SFW Alphabet

NSFW Alphabet

Spicy Sin-nario (F! Version, M! Version, GN! Version)

Karaoke bite

Random Headcanons

Monday: Day of Gluttony (Beelzebub)

SFW Alphabet

NSFW Alphabet

Spicy Sin-nario (F! Version, M! Version, GN! Version)

Karaoke Bite

Random Headcanons

Tuesday: Day of Lust (Asmodeus)

SFW Alphabet

NSFW Alphabet

Spicy Sin-nario (F! Version, M! Version, GN! Version)

Karaoke Bite

Random Headcanons

Wednesday: Day of Wrath (Satan)

SFW Alphabet

NSFW Alphabet

Spicy Sin-nario (F! Version, M! Version, GN! Version)

Karaoke Bite

Random Headcanons

Thursday: Day of Envy (Leviathan)

SFW Alphabet

NSFW Alphabet

Spicy Sin-nario (F! Version, M! Version, GN! Version)

Karaoke Bite

Random Headcanons

Friday: Day of Greed (Mammon)

SFW Alphabet

NSFW Alphabet

Spicy Sin-nario (F! Version, M! Version, GN! Version)

Karaoke Bite

Random Headcanons

Saturday: Day of Pride (Lucifer)

SFW Alphabet

NSFW Alphabet

Spicy Sin-nario (F! Version, M! Version, GN! Version)

Karaoke Bite

Random Headcanons

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Program: Act 2

Seven Days Anew 💜

Sunday: Day of Eternity (Solomon)

SFW Alphabet

NSFW Alphabet

Spicy Sin-nario (F! Version, M! Version, GN! Version)

Karaoke Bite

Monday: Day of Faith (Simeon)

SFW Alphabet

NSFW Alphabet

Spicy Sin-nario (F! Version, M! Version, GN! Version)

Karaoke Bite

Tuesday: Day of Dominance (Diavolo)

SFW Alphabet

NSFW Alphabet

Spicy Sin-nario (F! Version, M! Version, GN! Version)

Karaoke Bite

Wednesday: Day of Loyalty (Barbatos)

SFW Alphabet

NSFW Alphabet

Spicy Sin-nario (F! Version, M! Version, GN! Version)

Karaoke Bite

Thursday: Day of Death (Thirteen)

SFW Alphabet short (3 letters)

NSFW Alphabet short (3 letters)

Karaoke Bite

Friday: Day of Justice (Raphael)

SFW Alphabet short (3 letters)

NSFW Alphabet short (3 letters)

Karaoke Bite

Saturday: Day of Deceit (Mephistopheles)

SFW Alphabet short (3 letters)

NSFW Alphabet short (3 letters)

Karaoke Bite

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Program: Act 3

End of Days 🖤

Sunday

Baby Bean Luke SFW Alphabet short (5 Letters)

Luke Karaoke Bite

Monday

To Corrupt an Angel (F! Version)

Tuesday

To Corrupt an Angel (M! Version)

Wednesday

To Corrupt an Angel (GN! Version)

Thursday

Angst Alphabet shorts part 1

Friday

Angst Alphabet shorts part 2

Saturday

Mini character playlists part 1

Mini character playlists part 2

End of Event Closing Notes

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

For my beloaved readers: Regarding the spicy sin-arios, I have made 3 versions of each. A female version with female pronouns and body specifics; a male version with male pronouns and body specifics and finally, a gender neutral version with no body specifics aside from what everyone shares.

All other writing (SFW Alphabet, NSFW Alphabet, Karaoke Bites and Headcanons) have all been written in a gender neutral way to ensure anyone can read and enjoy.

I sincerely hope you all enjoy the event, and happy reading!🍀

~ Much love, from Trashytoastboy🖤❤️

[softchouli]

The pearl is now secured around Katniss's neck, and reaching for it becomes part of her muscle memory. Her token closest to the heart. When nursing her daughter, as if second nature, the baby is drawn to fidget with it, hand tiny and round with its delicate fingers opening and closing around the piece. Her son whenever lulled to sleep in her arms, eyelids close, already seeing the colors of simpler realms, has his hand clasped on the small pendant. Katniss is never sure whether the habit of holding on to the pearl has been passed to her babies the way kids so often copy their parents, or if her feelings have been spilled when she was cradling them so close.

[french-toast-enjoyer]

I HAVE COOKED (click for better quality)

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[plecakism]

 ―――  『 ✦ 』  can we request a promo?

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