#it's me lol

[lesbianonsteroids]

Touch me wherever, whenever. My body is at your disposal

[dandylion-s]

HUGE for people who needed to be the smartest kid in English class

[sea-of-machines]

guess who's writing a story around Hieronymus Lex again...

[symbiodyke]

happy father's day to all the people who didn't know it was today until just now bc they don't have any sort of father in their life!

[aromanticduck]

Who's ready for the second greatest comeback to ever happen on Easter Sunday?

[sweetdreamfallx]

That's so true lol

[thornychairman]

//Guess who is making homemade fieldberry jam?

[hailtothepumpkinqueen]

Managed to freak myself out last night.

I was brushing my teeth and didn't have the door closed all the way. Because you really have to pull to close it and it's annoying/kind of loud.

The door moved like it had been gently pushed. I'm staying with a friend, so I assumed it was her cat trying to get in.

Open the door fully to say hi to kitty, and kitty was not there. Just the dark hallway. Looked around and still didn't see kitty, just the dark hallway.

I close the door back to how it was and go back to brushing my teeth, a bit unnerved. But I can see the door in the mirror, the sliver of darkness right next to me.

My brain then insisted if I looked at the mirror I would see a face staring back at me from the dark. If I looked up I was definitely going to see a creepy face in the dark of the doorway, so I better not look up. Something is out there and I better not look at it.

I closed the door very quickly after that, noise be damned.

It didn't help that a few nights earlier I thought I saw someone walk past the door. Again while brushing my teeth, and again no one there.

I had a bit of trouble sleeping not gonna lie lol

[alderjayne]

how I'm coping with global warming

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

[ghoul-butch]

i love my fans 💚

(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[doccywhomst]