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#it's okay to have fun with this bs but for the love of god
engelsschwert · 2 years
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Oh god I hope people will stop bullying Neil Gaiman over this stupid fictional movie, let this man live please!
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blxckmassbaby · 2 months
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Joe Burrow NSFW HC’s
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A/N: this is my gift to yall for puttin up with me and my inconsistent writing,(and a late birthday gift for my best friend i love uu @k9iriz )i’ve had writers block for football for a while negl BUT HOPEFULLY WHEN THE SEASON STARTS ILL BE BACK ON MY BS. I MISSED YALL. LETS HAVE SOME FUN!
Right off the bat I just KNOW Joe’s a talker.
“Don’t squeeze me so tight baby,god damn you’re gonna make me cum so quick…fuck.”
“You like that huh? You can feel me can’t you? I know it feels so good I know,baby..”
He LOVES to use his hands so of course he loves fingering you<3
He’s hooked on that feeling…how warm and tight you get when his thick fingers are pumping in and out of your pretty pussy over and over…driving you crazy.
While that hand is occupied he uses the other to wrap around your neck,play with your tits…press his hand on your stomach..(iykyk)
He loves that look on your face when he finds that spot inside you. (better put that towel down lolll)
He loves testing your limits,putting you in all sorts of positions and damn near making you black out with pleasure.
HE’S A EAAATTER
Joe could spend the rest of his life between your legs if he wanted to.
He loves your taste…when you squeeze your thighs around his head so much he has to pin them down while he eats you out.
“Nuh uh baby. Let daddy eat it..you’re okay. You can take it,be my good girl.”
He’ll make you look at him…
“Look down,baby. You see me? See how good you taste on my tongue hm?”
Whenever he does come up for air,he kisses you. Making you taste yourself on his lips.
“Taste good? That’s you,baby.My girl tastes so sweet for me.”
Two words…mutual masturbation.
He loves watching you make yourself feel good,the way you struggle to keep your eyes on him while he touches himself in front of you..but you’re not the only one.
He can get lost in his own pleasure too,when you feel good…he feels soo good.
Whenever you moan a certain way,or say something to him that he really likes he’ll throw his head back,buck his hips into his hand,just completely lose his shit.
He doesn’t have wanna take his eyes off you. He loves to watch you come undone even when he’s not touching you.
“There you go,look at me. You feel good,baby? My girl feel so fucking good? God..cmon,mama…tell daddy how good your pretty pussy feels..”
He loves creampies..fight me on this.
One of the main reasons you’re on the pill is because he can’t control himself,but you love it,and so does he.
He turns into a different person when he fills you up…and when he sees that look in your eyes,when you feel him fill you up…god he just loses it.
When you both cum,if he has the energy to,he’ll keep fucking you,just to fuck his cum even deeper into you.
“yeah…there you go baby..that daddy’s girl..let me fill you up.”
A/N: AHH HAPPY ALMOST KICKOFF YALL. we’re so close to football season im so excited this year’s gonna be a movie. IM SO EXCITED TO HOPEFULLY GET BACK IN THE SWING OF WRITING SOON I MISSED THIS!!
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gotham-daydreams · 1 year
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Honestly, if I was reader I would weaponize the fact they literally know next to nothing about me. Hear me out
Bruce and fam show up and are like: it's so irresponsible for you to just disappear and not tell anyone, did you drop out of school just to get away
Me, knowing they never paid attention anyways: no one wanted to talk that night so I left a note. And no I didn't drop out, I graduated with honors. I went to/am going to college for___ degree. I took my diplomas with me because it's MY accomplishment
Or
Bruce letting his high tech medical machine do a series of tests because he's lost it and wants to know every detail down to your white cell count: you've had a significant damage to your pelvis in recent months
Me : oh yeah, My husband is going through a phase
Bruce : you're married???
Me : was it my ring or extraordinarily good sex life that gave it away??
Like seriously, I'd not pull any punches when it comes to hurting them back for what they did to me. Such as mentioning lasting injuries or traumatic events that happened while they were pretending I didn't exist. If anything I'd bring it up just to hammer in the fact that I.don't.need.them. And let them all have mental breakdowns. It gives me joy. And the best part is, they really wouldn't know what's fact or fiction. Let them go hunting for a husband that doesn't exist. Send them on wild goose chases for anything and everything they don't know.
Again, I love all of these spite posts and y'all are a RIOT and I love y'all for that, oh my god.
Icing on the cake? Of course the reader has gotten hurt in the past. They've overworked each and every last atom in their bodies just to have an inch of a connect with the Batfam, but still got nothing for their efforts. Which may or may not be mentioned in part 3 when stuff starts tumbling down even more.
Honestly, why not just make shit like that worse? How are they going to know?
You broke your wrist? Say it was your arm.
An ankle? Say it was both your legs and you were maybe even bedridden for a while. Or just on crutches (which may or may not be canon).
Hell, with the whole husband thing — why not lowkey turn it into a whole ass drama for the hell of it? You've had pervious partners in the past, and honestly some of them were kind of shit but there was this one person who you're actually kind of chill with. Maybe you still have a drink with them every now and again. You're married but have already been through your first divorce and have maybe been thinking of having children, or maybe you already do! (Which, of course, they can be pets but how is the Batfam going to know that right away?)
Basically, go off. They honestly deserve it, and especially because after years they still don't know the smallest thing about the reader. Well- besides that they're into music, and even then that's only about half of them? I believe?
The only one that would see through your bs is Alfred but he isn't going to say anything. Not without being sassy himself and heavily sarcastic. Even if he'll only play along for so long, your the favorite so it's okay. Besides it wouldn't be the first mind games he's played.
It may take everyone a little longer, but you can guess why. Hell, maybe some lies they'll never even find out about, since some of the best lies are told with a little bit of truth to them.
Regardless, it all spunds very fun ♡♡
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midnightjewel · 2 months
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Playing Minecraft With The Bakusquad
What it’s like to play Minecraft with the Bakusquad? (With avatars that I made myself included! :) )
A/N: Keep in mind that I’m not by any means a Minecraft expert at all! I just play for fun! (this is written with the idea of y’all playing survival)
Characters Included: Bakugo, Kirishima, Denki, Mina, and Sero
Bakugo
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Claims to be annoyed by playing with y’all and he lowkey is, he just wants to play the right way but ofc Denki and the others don’t want to do that
No bs when he first loads in, goes straight for getting wood for a house
Probably the only one who has a house by the first night and everyone is begging to stay there
Is grumbling the whole time that y’all are in his house that night and gets annoyed by Denki’s screaming into the mic
Almost never dies due to mobs unless there is multiple on him at once
One time there was a witch poisoning him at the same time that a skeleton was shooting him, he died and let’s just say y’all learned at least three new combinations of curse words
First one to find diamonds and everyone suddenly has everything and anything to trade with him, he never trades with you guys
Always stocked on food and plenty of weapons and does not really work well with others, prefers to do things on his own
Has a small house but it’s reliable and surrounded by a cobblestone wall for extra protection
Kirishima
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When he spawns in he knows the basic things like getting a crafting table and regular wood weapons
Second person done with their house and absolutely the first one with a pet dog
Builds a house out of cobblestone, and Burch wood and it’s awkwardly big for a survival house but it’s okay because he lets you stay with him until yours is done
Doesn’t like killing animals so he makes Bakugo or Denki do it at first but he gets warmed up to it the more he plays (but he still hates doing it)
Doesn’t get killed by mobs too much but the god forsaken skeletons are what always get him
Quickly builds a boat and fishing poles, his favorite thing to do is go catch fish and cook them to eat
Really good at working together with you to find resources
Is a contributor to Denki’s mic screaming sometimes but only when he’s being attacked
Denki
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Is so fun to play with because he’s absolutely hilarious when it comes to commentary
Probably the last one to finish his house and it’s just the right amount of space for a survival house
Just rooms with Sero until his house it built but they don’t mind
Doesn’t mind killing animals for food and often does it for you and Kirishima if you don’t like doing it
Ends up dying by testing an enderman by looking it in the eyes to be funny but it backfires and he can’t find his stuff when he respawns and ofc he screams a lot when this happens
If you two share a house he builds it while you go out to find decorations for it it’s a happy medium
First one to get leather armor bc he just kills the animals without a care in the world
Mina
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PinkyAcid22
You two have the most gorgeous garden out of your house and you both have the privilege of calling everyone else’s houses boring and plain
Just ends up spending a lot of time digging to find caves and other materials such as diamonds or gold
Often yelling at Denki to shut up when he’s screaming but is doing it in a loving and joking way while laughing at him for dying to the endermen
Very fun and successful to play with, you two more often than not are the first ones to have diamond weapons
You all often get the message “PinkyAcid22 fell from a high place” which is how she normally dies
But you two have come up with a pact to collect each others stuff if the other one can’t find it so that way Denki and Sero don’t come steal it
Sero
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Very chill when playing by himself but when Denki joins the party it gets chaotic pretty quick
Often bands with Kirishima to kill spiders and make fishing poles, they like to go out in boats and fish
Mostly looks for caves to find iron and diamonds but mostly just ends up with a bunch of holes around the squads base
Often dies by either falling into the holes or by drowning
Sero likes to find and explore shipwrecks so more often than not that’s how he ends up dying and if it’s not by drowning it’s definitely by a drowned
Normally the first one to be dripped out in diamond or gold armor
Probably the first one to find a village. He loves to loot them 
Very nice and gives you or makes you all the supplies you need, you might come back to your house and notice that there’s extra food or weapons in the chest… it was him
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theamityelf · 17 days
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(I'm tagging this as anti-Mal, not because I consider myself anti-Mal, but because I know people who specifically like Mal are unlikely to enjoy this post and therefore I'd like to keep it off their feeds.)
(Also, this is probably the least cool I will ever be about anything and I'm sorry in advance.)
I'm basically ambivalent toward Mal as a character.
I like and sometimes love Mal as a daughter of Maleficent.
But I HATE Mal as a daughter of Hades.
Specifically hate. I am not skipping over "dislike" on a whim. I genuinely hate it. I can't think of another fandom thing that so consistently challenges my policy of just letting people have fun more than Mal being a daughter of Hades.
Any time it comes up I'm at least slightly annoyed.
When it comes up in crossovers with franchises that treat their Olympians with some amount of dignity and intrigue, I'm more annoyed, because no, Mal who was suddenly retconned into being a daughter of Hades for no reason, benefiting nothing, so they could BS a McGuffin into existence and then not use it, is not half-sisters with Nico di Angelo. Nico di Angelo exists in a canon that gives half a crap about its own mythology.
(And I already don't love it when the Riordanverse is like "And also this character is distantly related to another god..." No, pick one. Everyone gets one. Stop it. Not a genuine criticism; just a pet peeve or something lol.)
This has been unprovoked salt about a children's movie. It's okay; I'm still cool.
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jewbeloved · 2 years
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I was wondering if I can request to the main 4 + Craig with an s/o who is sick or with a fracture and has to be cared for? (if no one has requested it yet)
sorry for my bad english btw!
Team Stan + Craig taking care of their sick s/o🤧🤒❤️🤢
Warnings: None
Gender: Neutral
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💙 Stan Marsh 🌀
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He's not really that good at taking care of sick people but he tries his best so bare with him please 😢
He is good at checking your temperature and making sure it's not too high.
He definitely asks his mom to make you some soup because the last time he tried to make it, the house almost burned down 😭😭😭
Probably calls Kyle for advice since he has absolutely no clue what he is doing.
He probably snuggle up to you and give you cuddles even if he gets sick from you, he just wants you to be better alright :(
Kisses, cuddles, food, gifts, anything. Just name it and he will make sure to get it for you.💙💙💙💙
💚 Kyle Broflovski 🍏
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He would probably do better then Stan tbh.
The only things he could probably make you are instant noodles, and chicken soup. Sorry but he's not a 5-star chef, if you want something else He's going to have to ask his mom to make it because he has no clue how to.
He would probably also wear a mask around you while he's giving you medicine or other things you need, he's not mocking you or anything he just doesn't want to get sick by you, he hates being sick.
So for your own amusement and fun you tried to cough on Kyle to piss him off and it worked, why you little...no more kisses or cuddles for the rest of the week!
Even though that 'no kisses or cuddles' punishment would probably only last for 5 mins because let's be honest, Kyle loves affection and he probably couldn't go a day without giving you kisses or cuddles.
And you also couldn't go a day without at least pissing off Kyle. 🤗😂💚💚💚💚
❤️ Eric Cartman 🧨
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How many dollars you wanna bet that he would probably also be one of the causes of you being sick?
I'd say $40.
If you want food, he'll ask his mom to make it as well but he'll also probably snatch your plate away when you're taking a break from eating it tbh.
If you want medicine he might give you the one you hate the most, what? He's a dick to everyone and to you as well but not extreme like everyone else.
If you're upset or you're feeling your not getting any better. Cartman will then drop his foolish act and playing around and start to get serious about making you feel better. It's literal no fun when you're just in bed all day instead of tolerating his BS, giving him affection, and attention like you used to when you weren't sick.
Get better soon okay? No matter how much he wants to deny or hide it, he is secretly worried about you whenever you're sick.❤️❤️❤️❤️
🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🧀
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He may be poor, but that doesn't mean he can't take care of his s/o like he did was his sister.
This mfer will gladly hold you in his arms while cuddling, he doesn't care if you accidentally get him sick >:(
When giving you medicine, he just god hopes that the one you need is cheap because or else he won't have enough money to buy it for you, so he'll have to pickpocket somebody.
This boy will do anything to help you get better, even If he has to die to do so. But he will stop being reckless if your blood pressure goes up from worrying too much about him.
Making food for you is going to be quite hard since his family is poor and they don't have that much groceries.
So he probably asks his friends on what he should do when you're hungry.
Cartman obviously gave him shitty advice, Kenny didn't know what to told until he saw you ordering some food from your (favorite food place) on the phone.
"I can't just lay down in bed and let you stress out yourself Ken, so I will also try my best to help myself get better!" 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡.
💙 Craig Tucker 🐹
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Another great caring boyfriend.
You can't hide your sickness from him. Get onto your bed and relax on there, and let Craig do his magic he's going to get rid of that sickness of yours.
Medicine? He already has a full stock, just tell him the one you need to take. (How tf does he have a whole stock of medicine though O.O)
But similar to Kyle, he doesn't like being sick himself so he does keep his distance from you just a little so you don't accidentally sneeze or cough on him.
He's going to be taking your temperature every 2 hours while having an ice pack on your head if you say you're having a headache.
As long as your temperature is normal, his hard work of getting you better is paying off 🤗
It doesn't matter how many times you get sick, you can always count on Craig to help you get better. But he will be slightly annoyed at you getting sick on purpose though. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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lovelyjj · 5 days
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Treasure
jj maybank x reader
requested by @thornyrose463
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Being at your house was miserable. Your mom only seemed to care about her boyfriends and not you or your wellbeing. You hated being there because she was neglectful and an alcoholic. And it’s not like your dad was around, he left when you were 2. You only came to grab a few clothing items.
“Bye mom, have fun with your loser boyfriend, not that you care where I am,” you shouted as you walked out of your house carrying your clothes.
Arriving at John Bs you were happy to get away from your mom and be reunited with your friends who were more like family.
“Hey Y/N/N, we’re going out on the boat today to explore the reck.”
John B borrowed scuba gear from his boss Ward so that he can dive and explore the ship reck.
“Sounds good.”
You, Pope, Kie, JJ, and John B all got on the HMS pogue. Then you all drove into the marsh. You all were excited to find something in the wreck.
“This is empty. You took empty tanks?” Kiara said.
“I-“
“Okay, this one’s a quarter full. It’s enough for one of us,” Kiara stated.
“Love it when a plan comes together,” Pope chimed in.
“Does anybody know how to dive?” Kiara asked.
“Anybody?”
“It’s kinda a kook sport,” JJ commented.
“No I don’t,” you spoke.
“I read about it,” Pope argued.
“Great, Pope read about it, so someone’s gonna die.” Kiara spit out.
“Look, y-you put the thing in your mouth and breathe. How hard could it be?” JJ questioned.
“Well if you come up too fast, nitrogen gets into your blood, and you get the bends.” Pope explained.
“Bends like, bend over and…” JJ joked.
“The bends kill you,” Pope deadpanned.
“Right.”
“I can- I can dive.” John B volunteered.
“Yeah you can dive. I’m cool with that.” JJ confirmed.
“Since when can you dive?” Kiara asked.
“I’ll do it. It’s fine.”
“John B,” you were concerned.
“Y/N, it’s fine don’t worry i’m good.”
“Be careful,” you warned.
John B nodded and put on the gear to dive. He jumped into the water and was ready to swim down to the wreck. You were worried for your friend who was practically your brother.
While John B was down there you all above water herd a siren.
“Shit. JJ.” Pope yelled.
“Guys, that’s the police.” JJ pointed out.
“Oh my god,” you huffed.
“Oh, you got to be kidding me.”
“Yep, that’s the police.”
“Just act frickin’ normal,” Kiara instructed.
The police officers boat came up to the HMS pogue.
“Evening officers,” Pope greeted.
“Evening.”
“How you kids doing? You know the marsh is closed?” Shoupe said.
“No.”
“No. Wow.”
“I didn’t know that.” JJ lied.
“Why— why is it closed?” Pope asked.
“Well, we’re conducting a search out here. Boat went down.”
“Oh.”
“Seen anything?”
“No.”
“No boats. No.”
“Where’s your friend you always hang with? He here?” The police man asked.
“He’s working,” you answered.
“I’m gonna check your little boat out.”
“Yeah.”
“Yeah, hop aboard.”
“You wanna check— uh, check her out.” Pope invited.
“Thank you.”
Shoupe checked out your boat and made sure you had life jackets. He looked out into the open water for what felt like forever. Finally he said, “all right.”
“All right.”
“Beautiful day isn’t it.”
“Sure is.” JJ replied.
“Let us know if you see anything on your way out.”
“Will do,” you responded.
“We will be gone soon sir.”
“Yes you will.”
All four of you knew that John B had to of ran out of air by now. So as soon as the police were gone you leaned over the boat and looked out into the water searching for John B.
“There he is!”
“Oh god! Jesus Christ!”
John B emerged from the water and you let out a breath of relief you didn’t know you were holding.
“How’d it go down there? Did you find anything?” JJ asked.
“Did i find anything?”
John B climbed the later and hoisted the duffel bag he found onto the boat.
“Yeah, there we go! That’s my boy!”
“You okay?” You asked.
“Yeah, I ran out of air.”
“You scared the shit out of me.” You chuckled.
“Hey, guys? Guys, bogey, two o’clock.” Kiara warned.
“What?”
“Do you recognize that boat?”
“I’ve never seen it.”
“What are they doing back here the marsh is closed.” Kiara pointed out.
“I don’t know but let’s not stick around to find out,” JJ told everyone.
A boat with two men on it started coming your way. They started following you. Before you knew it they started shooting at you.
“Y/N get down!” JJ yelled.
JJ came up behind you and covered you with his body. Everyone crouched down and John B drove the boat as fast as he could from the floor of the boat.
“Oh my god we’re going to die,” Pope yelled covering his head.
Kiara got up and threw a fishing net into the water behind the HMS pogue. The net stopped the guys that were shooting at you because it got tangled in the gears. You all got away without being shot.
“Oh my god we’re alive,” you exclaimed.
“Pogue life man!” JJ yelled.
“That was insane,” Kiara added.
John B drove the boat back to the chateau. You all got out and stood on the dock. John B put the duffel bag on the floor and started opening it.
“What do you think it is?” Kiara asked.
“It’s got to be money or something right,” John B replied.
“Can we just open the bag already?” Pope said impatiently.
“Wow, Pope, that’s a rare outburst of emotion,” John B said.
“Okay. You guys are literally killing me with anticipation. Just open the bag, we almost died over this,” Pope ordered.
John B pulls out a metal tube and unscrews it. Then he dumps it out into his hand. It’s a gold compass.
“Oh, wow. Yup. That’s about right. Good job, everybody. We found a compass.” Pope said sarcastically.
John B was gaping at the compass. “Dude, what? It’s not worth anything,” JJ commented.
“This was my father’s,” John B whispered.
“No way,” you said surprised.
Nine months ago John Bs dad, Big John went missing. Some believe he got lost at sea. John B was in denial. He just knew his dad was out there somewhere, or so he desperately wanted to believe.
The next day John B remembered his dads office and went to go unlock it. You and the other pogues followed him confused.
John B grabbed a poster board and put it on top of a bin. “Here, look. This is the original owner, right here.” He pointed to a picture of an older man.
John B explained how the compass was passed down to many generations but they all ended up dying soon after they received the compass.
“Look, my dad used to talk about this compartment in here. Soldiers used to hide secret notes.”
“What’s that?” you asked.
“That wasn’t there before. This is my dad’s handwriting.”
“How can you know that?” Pope voiced his opinion.
“Because he does these weird Rs with the— see it?”
“Can I see it?” JJ asked.
“Red— Rout—“ JJ tried to sound it out.
“It says Redfield.” Kiara spoke.
“Right.”
“Okay well what’s Redfield?” You thought out loud.
“Beside the most common name in the county.” Pope deadpanned.
“Maybe it’s a clue. Maybe it’s a clue to where he’s hiding,” John B thought.
The same guys that chased you through the marsh showed up at the château. They took John Bs dads research.
After having a run in with the police twice John B was fed up. He took the family tree poster along with his other crap and set it on fire. After a moment he changed his mind and fished it out with a metal rod. Then he saw the name Olivia and he got an idea.
John B rounded up the gang and took you to the graveyard.
“You know how you’re trying to remember a song and can’t remember who sings it?” John B started.
“Yeah,” Kiara replied.
“So, Redfield. This whole time, I thought it was a place, right? But it’s not a place. It’s a person.”
“Voi-effing-là.” JJ hummed.
“See, my great-great-grandmother Olivia Redfield. That was her maiden name.”
The guys all tried to open the door but it wouldn’t budge.
“I can get through,” you stated.
“Y/N, no don’t do it,” JJ voiced his concern.
JJ was very protective of you. You and JJ have been dating for a long while now. JJ wouldn’t know what to do without you. He loved you like hell. He’d be lost without you. So if he lost you he would break. That’s why he did want you to do anything dangerous.
“Look this is about your dad, you deserve to know the truth. I’ll do it.” You expressed.
“Y/N.”
“JJ, i’ll be careful i promise.”
“Fine. I’m gonna boost you.”
“Remind me what we’re looking for,” You asked.
“You’ll know when you see it,” John B told you.
You stepped in JJ’s hands and he boosted you up and through the hole. You looked around and then you saw something. You picked up what looked like an envelope that said “For Bird.” You handed it to John B.
When you all got back to the château, John B opened the big envelope. Inside there was a map to the Royal Merchant, along with a tape recorder. John B played it.
“If somethin’ happens to me, finish what I started.” Big Johns voice rang through your ears.
John B was sobbing at the end of the recording so you did your best to comfort him. You squeezed him in a hug and told him you were sorry.
After looking up the coordinates on the map JJ had the idea of stealing a drone that can drop 1,000 feet from the salvage yard. You and the other pogues were successful in stealing the drone.
Once it was the right weather you all went out on Popes dads boat. You dropped the drone into the water as Kiara marked the feet as it was going down. When the drone reached the merchant reck there was no gold. Everyone was devastated.
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John B was running from DCS when he fell off his bike and tripped over a chain. Sarah Cameron found him and saw his scrap on his stomach. Sarah took him to her house at tannyhill.
As she’s is cleaning his wound, he asks, “Who, uh… who’s the dude on the wall?”
“Oh, it’s Denmark Tanny, founder of Tannyhill.” Sarah says.
“Founder?”
“Mm-hm.”
“So, how did a slave found a cotton plantation?”
“He was a free man. He’s kind of a mystery. He showed up out of nowhere and paid for all of the land around here in gold.” Sarah explained.
“In gold?”
“Mm-hm.”
John B stood up. “Hey, wh— i’m not finished, Sancho.” Sarah scolded.
“Denmark Tanny. I— I recognize that name. He—he was on the Royal Merchant. But there was no survivors. Hey what else do you know about this guy?”
“Uh when we first moved in, we found a diary, an almanac, a bunch of papers. Ward donated all of it to the state archives at Chapel Hill.”
“Can I go see that?”
“See what?” Sarah questioned.
“The— the archives. I need— I need to see them.”
“I mean, I can get you in if you want. He’s got a trustee pass.” Sarah told John B.
“Yeah yeah yeah. I need that.”
“To Chapel Hill?”
“Yes. Right now.”
“Why now?”
“I… I can’t tell you that.” John B hid the truth.
“More fugitive stuff?”
“Uh… fugitive adjacent, sort of. It’s, um… it’s a matter of national security.”
“I’ve just waited my entire life for someone to say that to me,” Sarah smiled.
“Look— God. I know this sounds crazy, but I really need to borrow that pass. The less you know, the better. Okay? You’ve just— you’ve gotta trust me.”
“No. I don’t trust anyone. Especially not with a trustee pass.”
“I need to go now.”
“Okay, then I’m coming with you.”
“No.”
“Yes. One last mission, and then I’m out of this dirty, dirty game. Come on. Let’s go.”
Sarah and John B arrived at the archives after they changed first. They ended up finding a letter written in Gullah. Denmark Tannys last correspondence. They couldn’t translate it.
John B remembered his history lesson and figured his teacher could translate it.
“Harvest the wheat near the water in parcel nine forthwith.”
The was a little symbol at the bottom of the letter and John B realized that wheat meant gold.
John B got a map from Sarah that somewhat showed where parcel nine was. You were looking for a stone wall. Parcel nine ended up to be the old Crain house.
“I heard that Mrs. Crain buried her husband’s head on the property.” JJ told everyone.
“JJ!” you scolded.
“Look, you guys know whose house this is, right?” Kiara asked.
“Oh, yeah. No, I do.” JJ responded.
“Honestly, I don’t really believe the stories of this place.” John B spoke.
“Which stories did you hear?” JJ asked Kiara.
“The one where she killed her husband with an axe, and that she’s been holed up ever since. On certain nights, when the moon is full… you can see her in the window.”
“No, it’s not funny, ‘cause it’s all true.” JJ said seriously.
“I swear to God, guys, this is all real. I knew Hollis.”
“Wait, you knew Hollis Crain?” Pope questioned.
“Yeah, dude.”
“Dude, how do you know Hollis Crain?”
“I remember you told me this, she was your babysitter” you spoke to JJ.
“Yeah she was,” JJ confirmed.
“She told me all about it. Told me the truth… about her mother and what happened in this house.” JJ continued.
“So as a kid, she heard all the stories that her mother killed her father, and… she was a murderer and all. Hollis didn’t believe it. Until that night.”
“What night?” John B asked.
“It all came back to her. When Hollis was six years old, she heard her parents arguing downstairs. So she goes downstairs to see her mom washing her hands in a sink… full of blood. Her mother just says that she cut her finger.”
“The next morning, she says her father and her split up. But then, Hollis noticed something. Her mother going into the parlor constantly, in and out and in and out with plastic bags. Weeks pass, and Hollis decides to use the outhouse.”
“And as she’s using it, she looks down, and there, in the outhouse, is her father’s head, looking straight back at her.”
“God, you are so full of shit” John B insulted
“Dude, I swear to god, man.”
“Did she call the police?” Pope asked.
“She didn’t have time.
John B started walking towards the house.
“Wait! Dude!” JJ yelled.
“What?”
“You sure you wanna do this? She’s an axe murderer. You got a cast on.” JJ warned.
“I don’t give a shit if she’s an axe murderer, okay?”
“John B,” you cried.
“What Y/N?”
“I got nothin’ to lose, right? You comin’ or what?”
“Come on,” Kie said.
“So here’s the plan. We need to look for the wheat near the water like it said in Denmark’s letter.” John B told the group.
“Okay, like, what kind of water? Like, pond water?” Pope asked.
“Bong water?” JJ laughed.
“No. It— it just said look for water, okay?” John B said.
“That’s the shittiest secret message ever.” Kiara spoke.
“Come on guys we can do this,” you encouraged.
“You wanna complain a little more, Kie? Nobody said it was gonna be easy.”
John B went through a wooden small door and called everyone to come look with him. It was the basement. There was a bunch of mosquitoes and Pope knew there must be water near. You all found a well with water under the floor boards.
A couple days later you all went back at night time. This time with Sarah.
“Let’s go get rich, guys.” JJ insisted.
“Yeah, hell yeah.” Kiara replied.
“Let’s go,” you said excitedly.
“Wait wait wait.”
“I wanna say thank you, guys. Seriously. It means a lot to me that you’re here tonight.” John B expressed.
“Always,” Kiara replied.
“Of course, man.” Pope responded.
“I will always be there for you John B,” you shared.
“All right, we done with this circle jerk? Can we go do this?” JJ asked.
“Yeah.”
“Let’s get that wheat in the water,” Pope muttered.
“Weed? I’m up for weed.” JJ got excited.
“Wheat. I said wheat.”
The six of you hopped the fence. You started walking towards the house and then the overhead lights turned on.
“Shit shit.”
“Flashlights.”
“Shhhh.”
“Okay, so she has motion sensor lights,” Pope observed.
“We could, uh… move really slowly, maybe?” JJ thought out loud.
“That’s not a good idea JJ,” you confessed.
“That’s not how it works,” Pope responded.
“Oh, shit. let’s throw a rock at it,” John B shared.
“What?”
“That’s a really good idea. Let the axe murderer know that we’re here.” Kiara said sarcastically.
“Throw a rock at it?” Pope repeated.
“You have a better idea?”
“Literally anything but that.” Kiara stated.
“What about the breaker? In the circuit box on the porch. We used to play hide-and-seek here as kids. And if we were brave enough, we’d go all the way up to the porch. I’ve seen it,” Sarah shared.
“No, no. You’re not going in the house alone,” John B said concerned.
“Watch me.”
“I’ll go with her,” you jumped in.
“Okay, come on.”
“Crain chops people into pieces,” JJ added.
“JJ!” you yelled.
“If you believe that, but she’s like what, 85?” Sarah whispered.
“Yeah, something like that.” JJ responded.
“She’s probably barely still kicking.”
“I’ll go with you too,” Kiara spoke.
“Yeah.”
“We will wait for your signal.” Pope began.
“Okay, cool.”
“Hey! Be safe.” John B told Sarah.
“Y/N, be careful!” JJ told you.
“We will.”
The three of you walked up to the porch.
“She must have a generator plugged into the main power supply,” you hissed in a whisper.
You got closer to the door.
“Shhhh.”
You found the box and Kiara opened it.
“Where are the breakers?” Sarah asked.
“What is this?” Kie asked.
“No, no, no, no, no, no, no.”
“Shit.”
“It goes inside.”
Carefully the three of you went inside. There you found the breaker box and flipped the switches which turned off the motion censor lights.
“They did it. Go time.” John B whispered.
“So, let’s do it.” Pope responded.
The boys went to the basement and started lowering John B down the well. JJ and Pope accidentally dropped John B while trying to situate the rope.
John B yelled, “I told you not to drop me,” which woke up the crazy axe murderer.
John B was scrambling to get out because he saw part of a skull when he stumbled on a secret tunnel. The tunnel was full of gold bars. John B was shocked.
You, Kie, and Sarah came down to the basement and explained that Mrs. Crain is trying to kill you. Everyone needed to pull up John B.
Mrs. Crain chased everyone out with a shot gun. John B got some gold bars and climbed out of the well. Everyone got to the car really fast. John B showed everyone the gold and everyone got really excited and started screaming “full look!”
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JJ was your rock. He was your everything. After a few months of dating you both lost your virginity to each other. He was your first and you were his. The love you shared for each other was bone deep.
What nobody knew was that Ward killed the two bad guys who were also looking for the Royal Merchant. Ward has been hunting for the Royal Merchant for years. He was the one who betrayed and killed Big John Routledge.
Ward saw John B and Sarah talking outside his window. He opened the window to hear what they were saying.
“Four hundred million dollars. It’s all there,” John B exclaimed.
“Hey, that’s crazy,” Sarah replied.
“We did it. Now we just have to get it out of there.”
“Right. So how are we going to do that?”
Ward finally realized where the gold is and he takes it. He takes all of it and puts it on his private plane going to the Bahamas.
John B drives his van and parks it in front of the plane, so Ward had no choice but to stop the plane. John B reunites with Sarah and then Sheriff Peterkin pulls up.
“Oh, thank God you’re here. Susan, I told you he lost his goddamn mind,” Ward says.
“Put your hands on your head,” Sheriff Peterkin speaks.
“I’d do what she said kid,” Ward instructs.
“She’s talkin’ to you, Ward,” John B fires back.
“You’re under arrest for the murder of Big John Routledge.”
“Are you kidding me?”
“Put your hands on your head.”
“Are you kidding me, Sue?”
“Put your hands on your head!”
Ward finally listens and puts his hands on his head.
“Turn around.”
“Drop to your knees!”
“I don’t like being used. I waited a long time for this.”
Ward starts to resist so she holds out her gun. Next thing you know Rafe shot the sheriff.
“Rafe. What did you do?” Ward asks.
“I saved you, Dad. I saved you,” Rafe responds.
Ward makes Rafe take Sarah home. Then he waits for the sheriff to bleed out. Since the only other people at the air strip was John B, Sarah, Rafe and Ward, Ward says that John B was the one who killed her when Shoupe eventually gets there.
Everyone on the island is looking for John B because there is a reward. With your help you and JJ manage to get his dads boat the phantom for John B to use to leave the OBX. So Sarah and John B take off and you and the other pogues say your goodbyes.
John B and Sarah head into the storm. Ward calls them on a radio.
“John B. John B, I know you are there, son. I know you can hear me, and if you love my daughter like I think you love my daughter, then you will turn that boat around and come back. You are going into a storm that you cannot survive. John B, please, I will make it right. I promise you. Come back. John B, I am begging you. Think of her and turn around.” Wards voice boomed through the speaker.
“Ward Cameron, do you hear me?” John B yelled.
“Yes. Yes, son, I’m right here. I’m right here. Please bring her back, okay? We’ll work it out when you get home.”
“You killed my father, and you framed me for a murder I didn’t commit. You took everything from me! You took everything from me! But i’m still here. And I swear to God, Ward, I will come back one day and take what’s mine.”
“So, you listen to me, all right? I’m comin’ for you. I’m coming for you.”
John B and Sarah wipe out in the storm. They wake up and see a boat passing by. John B uses the gold to flag it down. The captain of the ship says they’re going to Nassau.
You and your friends are told the police lost John B and Sarah in the storm. So you believe they are dead. You’ve never felt this kind of pain before. You felt like you couldn’t go on. But at least you had JJ and your friends.
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Trapped and Dreaming Freedom
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So I've been reading these two webtoons lately about female leads stuck in very toxic and unhealthy relationships (while being aware of it), and I'm loving every second of it!
If you know me, you know I just love a badass cool female lead and I also love seeing characters stuck in very difficult situations and watching how they use their brains and/or skills to get out of it, and both comics excel at these aspects!
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First series is "Trapped", a comic about this taxi driver who got tangled by accident with a vampire who develops an obsession with both her and her blood after she manages to outsmart him a couple of times, something that hasn't happened to him in years.
It feels very "Tom and Jerry" with both characters trying to get the upper hand on their relationship, and you would think it would be super one-sided but vampires actually have quite a bit of annoying rules on how they work that severely limit their freedom and our female lead exploits as many of them as she can to make him eat sh*t! It's just glorious!
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"Dreaming Freedom" is... somehow less dark, and at the same time way darker of a series.
It's not as violent or gory but it deals with more realistic problems that hit closer to home for some like school bullying, abandonment, harassment, family abuse, and so on.
The premise is that our female lead teams up with a guy that has the power to use dreams to affect people in the real world, and they use this ability to get revenge on all the girl's classmates that harassed her, but the more our female lead does that, more the male lead gets obsessed with her and we later find out that he has some serious anger issues making him extremely dangerous.
Our lead basically goes from "I can use him to get payback!" to "Oh my God, I'm the only thing that's keeping this dude under control and away from people!"
It feels like you're being handed a living knife that you just pray won't run out of control or turn itself against you. It's so uncomfortable but at the same time so thrilling!
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While I really don't like when unhealthy relationships are glamorized and used to send some kind of "Oh, he's kinda dangerous... But at least he loves you, so it's okay, right?" message, I do like it when the unhealthiness of the relationship is the focus AND is painted as a problem that needs to be fixed.
I like how both female leads always call the male leads on their bs and keep them in check whenever they start going too far, and it's fun to see how they use them whenever they're backed into a corner by the antagonists of the stories.
Also like the themes these series explore, about how when you keep dealing with people that act like monsters you see yourself slowly turning into a monster yourself and start to attract other monsters as well, eventually making you question how far can you go? How far should you go? Can you get back from it? And so on.
But most of all, I like that both series make sure to show that these "bad boys" were their last freaking options. Not the first, not the second, but the very bottom of the barrel. They went to them only after they felt they had no other choices and were sure that nobody else would take their side.
This isn't just "Oh, I went to him because he's a hot bad boy", this is "The world turned its back on me so I'm gonna use the only cards that I have left."
They basically made a deal with their devils and now the fun is watching to see how/if they're gonna get out of it.
This is how I like to see problematic relationships. You don't paint them as something normal or something good, you paint them as a hardship that needs to be dealt with and use it to do clever commentary on the worst aspects of humanity so we can learn how to be better and as a source for good and intense drama to make us worried for the main characters and invested in seeing them get out okay.
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‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️MUTANT MAYHEM SPOILERSS ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT AND DONT WANT SPOILERS
Okay now with that out of the way, my thoughts on the movie
I really enjoyed it.
I went to see it with a few friends and one of them made a really good point. They actually act like teenagers. Like yes, it was kinda cringey at some parts but that’s because it sounded like something a teenager would say because teenagers are awkward.
I’ve had very stupid conversations with my friends that sound like the conversations in the movie.
I noticed that this movie did the “teen talk” a lot better than I’m pretty sure all other versions of tmnt (in my opinion), even better than rise I think. Most others sound like adults writing teenagers and it sounds good most of the time but others it sounds weird.
Now for the main reason I made this post: April and Leo.
I was kind of dreading this when I saw in the trailers Leo would be interested in her (2012 April and Donnie flashbacks) but it was well done. I am a bit tired of April being a love interest for the turtles but I think it’s important to include that April is black, plus size and has acne and how Leo described her as “the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen”. Unfortunately the qualities she has aren’t shown very often to be attractive because of bs beauty standards.
It’s late so I can’t fully explain what I’m trying to say so disclaimer in case I didn’t come across this way: I don’t think that being black, plus size or having acne makes you not pretty, you are, just society sometimes says that and society is stupid.
April and Leo are cute together and written well and there is no “one of them is obsessed and the other is leading them on” going on. The fact that they end the movie looking into TCRI is adorable to me. My fav investigator duo.
Also Leo is an absolute dork. The whole phone call scene: “it’s a date then!” “Wait what a date?” “Uhhh *cue fumbling and wrestling for the phone* uhh nothing bad service byeee! Who’s got no rizz now?” Like Leo you are bad at this oh my god. (Again awkward teenager stuff)
And his bothers teasing him was so funny. They did not let that slide and teased him at every opportunity. Classic sibling behaviour
The tease for shredder was fun and I can’t wait to see what they do with him and his backstory.
Best Splinter. I love him so much. I love his whole “hating humans” arc and how he paralleled superfly and how he CHOSE to not be like him.
Both superfly and splinter have a very understandable fear (that turned into hate) of humans and how they both thought that the best way to protect their families were to hold their family too tight.
While splinter hid from the world and his fear pushed him into hiding and laying low, superfly’s fear caused him to lash out and take out his anger in a destructive way.
But splinter getting a girlfriend at the end was so cute he deserves this.
Also side note: why did so many turtles almost get hit by cars in this movie? Specifically Mikey.
He almost got hit in the flashback, then in the garage, then in the final battle with the flying cars. Then Donnie also almost got hit, I think just before they were captured but I’m not sure.
When they had to leave the movie and walked home really sadly and kept looking at the humans longingly I legit almost cried.
I was kind of surprised they ended up actually going to school and everyone was accepting. I thought they’d be like “we don’t need humans to accept us cause we accept ourselves” but I’m glad they got to go to school. They deserve it.
Also April being super upfront with them about if they didn’t save her she’d probably be running screaming was so funny. Also how she was planning to release a story about them while knowing humans probably wouldn’t accept them was a very realistic thing.
I loved April so much by the way. The way she fucking chucked the news mic into the crowd was iconic.
The fight scenes were SOOOO AMAZING I LOVED THEM SO MUCH. The splitting between the 4 (I think) fights at the same time and every other fight scene were so well done. Them figuring out that they skills they learned for years actually work in a fight and how they’re awesome at it was adorable to watch. And the way in the beginning how they were using their skills to steal get groceries was great.
All the turtles up from every version are good fighters (in their own ways) but these versions are definitely up there with how skilled and how well they work as a team. Love them.
AND THE TURTLES SHARING A ROOM AND BUNK BEDS WAS ADORABLE. It’s so funny cause later they were like “yea we have so much space to hold the 6 or 7 other mutants in our house on short notice we have lots of space!” Which means they chose to share a room with is adorable and a little bit unrealistic lol.
It seemed like a pretty realistic movie and I have bullet points of the least realistic parts (excluding the mutant animals cause duh). And this is just me being picky lol, I still loved this movie and these are just jokes.
The fact that they wrote nice things on aprils locker at the end of the movie
(Pointed out by my friend). She went from being puke girl to April O’hero. They would probably stop teasing her since she was friends with the most popular kids in the city but the 2 most likely outcomes would be
1. They just stopped and then left the insults on there, maybe scratched them out
2. Wiped off the locker and never spoke of it again
No one writes nice things on other peoples lockers lol
The boys want to share a room
I guarantee if 4 teenage brothers had a choice between sharing bunk beds and each having their own rooms, they’d have their own rooms.
Imagine arguing with your sibling and you don’t have your own room to sulk and avoid them? By choice??? People need their own spaces. No matter how much I love my siblings if I shared a room with them it’d be chaos.
There would be one prank done in that room to one of their beds and that’d be the end of the shared room lol
The fact that everyone unquestionably liked them (especially at school)
Kids are assholes. That’s it.
AGAIN this is just things I thought were unrealistic in a funny way, it’s a kids movie so it’s not that deep.
This was definitely one of my favourite versions of tmnt (I haven’t seen all of them but still). It was a good mix of serious and goofy and I liked it a lot. I recommend seeing it, I want to watch it again lol
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I dunno if you know this already but I saw this post and like I can't tell what's more sad, that the poor host of the polls had to go through all of that bs that happened or that now what was supposed to be fun/a event of love got ruined because of people being, well, assholes 😭
https://www.tumblr.com/theshipwars/742219820704071680/hello-everyone-im-am-sorry-to-be-announcing?source=share
Oh my god, that is fucking awful. I really hope that the poll host is doing alright.
Hey, my maggots, I want to say that I hope you all were not triggered by the events of the poll (which I won't link here, but some extremely derogatory things were said in the notes, and there was misgendering of Aziraphale and Crowley involved). The conversation escalated to a place it shouldn't have. There's no need to go to that poll, or engage with it any further, but I do want to inform you.
I have a wider audience than most, so I think I should take the opportunity so say here, that please, please remember that these are stories. I understand that to these fictional characters we're all bringing our own stories, and these things get entangled until what was a show, movie or book represents something far larger. But fandom for many people is a place where they find safety, and where they can escape from the horrifying reality of the world for a few hours. Those two things can coexist, fandom can be a vehicle for change and representation, and it can also be a silly safe little imaginary world. They can coexist beautifully, if both sides are given the respect that they deserve.
These polls are meant to be light-hearted and a way for different fandom to engage with each other in playful competition. They should not have become a breeding ground for accusations, slurs and toxicity.
And there was a person behind that blog, who had to be bombarded with those notes, to the point that they are now overwhelmed, disheartened and triggered by the misgendering. I really, really hope they're okay.
I'm so grateful to you all for keeping this blog a safe place, which I hope it will continue to be, for people from all parts of the fandom. I think I'd better not reblog any polls in the future, however, because while I know this fandom, I have no idea at all about the others.
If I messed up anything in the post, or if you have a different opinion, please feel free to tell me! Just don't attack each other, I'm entirely open to being corrected and disagreed with. I'm not in the best state of mind right now to be making this post, too, but I figured I should try, even if I get some things wrong unintentionally.
Just. Be kind. Be kind, my maggots. To other people and also very importantly to yourselves. Yeah? You all are so bloody sweet and supportive and amazing. Keep being kind. I love you all.
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10 BL Characters I Would Hit With My Car
big thank you to @buddhamethods for starting this. I thought it sounded like a fun idea and just had to participate because I have Opinions™ :)
I am hitting some of these characters with only the best intentions and some of them out of pure spite
1) Shin (Bake Me Please)
if you've seen me post about this show or if you've seen it yourself, you know exactly why this guy is on here and also why he's the main reason why I just had to join in on this trend
square up, Shin, I'm hitting you with my car for all that bs and also to help with your character development a little <3
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(I didn't find a fitting gif so have a pic as a great summary for why he's on here instead)
2) Way (Pit Babe)
listen I love him. after all if evil why pretty? but he's also a b*tch and he deserves to get hit by a car a little. as a treat. he's my pathetic little meow meow and I love to see him suffer (affectionate) <3
I'm also doing this as a public service so that Babe and Charlie can stay in their weird mama & papa boyfriends era without Way pulling his mind fuckery tricks on Babe
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3) Kim (Kinnporsche)
hitting him with my car very lovingly simply bc he made Chay sad and we can't have that. maybe a little car accident can get him to actually admit that he's head over heels in love.
(and also because this man is way too pretty and I need to confirm that he's actually human)
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4) Top (Only Friends)
listen. I believe that all of the Only Friends characters deserve to get hit by a car a little. all of them. but this man dared to say that he was serious and then went ahead and slept with someone else so. there's that.
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5) Xue Yang (The Untamed/MDZS)
the most evil fucker for absolutely no reason. completely irredeemable. has the world's worst reason for being evil. I love him so much.
this guy is so fucked up that he managed to spend 3 years being all domestic with his nemesis only to realize that he actually developed feelings for him after he had already caused his death
there is absolutely no way to fix him but I'm still hitting him with my car for the amount of emotional damage he caused me with those god damn pieces of candy
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6) Akk (The Eclipse)
I love him to bits and that is exactly why I'm knocking him tf out. very lovingly and rather softly but enough to give him some time off. because he deserves a break from all of the absolutely godawful authority figures in his life and what they're putting him through
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7) August (Last Twilight)
this fucking b*tch.
I don't think I need to explain why I'm coming at him full speed. this is an act of public service, your honor, I'm doing nothing wrong.
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8) Phee (Dead Friend Forever)
okay I know we've only had him for one single episode but this man is already stressing me out with the way he just threw away his cigarette bud in the middle of a god damn forest. sir what are you doing.
I'm only preserving the environment by hitting him with my car and getting him out of that forest, really
(also I can't pinpoint why but this guy is sus af and I don't trust him)
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(the scene of crime, your honor)
9) Sprite & Zee's mom (Twins)
after @buddhamethods already took care of Zee (thank you for your service), I am volunteering to take out their mom. this woman needs the world's biggest wake-up call and since her own damn son ending up in a hospital didn't seem to do the trick, maybe herself ending up there will help
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10) GramBlack double feature (Not Me)
the absolute audacity of these men to not be in love? after all of that?? I'm hitting them with my car because maybe ending up in hospital beds next to each other will finally get someone to admit that that G did not stand for Eugene what the actual fuck
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(listen there are barely any scenes with actual Black and Gram together I'm working with the smallest of crumbs here bear with me)
tagging all of my moots. all of you. if you consider me your mutual, consider yourself tagged.
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haiii! i saw your matchups so i wanted to see who you think i’d be good with!
according to online quizzes my godly parent is Dionysus (which is fair). I’m transmasc (they/he) and i don’t really have a dating preference, anyone is fine! Uh i really like to draw/write and i love photography, if you dropped me off in the woods i would entertain myself for hours and come back with millions of photos- I get really bad anxiety over social things, i struggle to order my own food or ask for things. When i worry i get bad stomach aches and sort of shut down during the day. Uhmmmmm I’m an INFJ if that helps! i despise medical offices (the dentist or the doctors) and i cannot stand needles- i will do anything and everything to get out of getting my flu shot. music is one of the most important things to me, i love physical CDs and i love making playlists on spotify for every possible mood i could be in. and finally i am 18, so aged up characters or older characters for sure!
LISTEN!! I was caught up between two people for you🫵👁️👁️ but after meticulously thinking about it, I hope you like who I ended up going with :)
For some matchups I love doing little drabbles or scenarios like this, I just cOULDNT RESIST with this one pls this was so fun to write. I hope you enjoy it anon🫶
Tysm for requesting!! Have a great day <3
I match you with…
Will Solace!!
-Disclaimer-
All of the characters were aged up to meet with the requester’s age so I could choose from all of them!!
Things had finally quieted down on camp half blood’s infirmary after the whole fighting Gaea incident
On a span of a month, the injured were all properly taken care of, which meant the worst thing Will had to deal with all day was an arrow removal from someone’s ass after the latest game of capture the flag
Usual stuff
He was honestly about to check if one of the Stoll brothers could steal him some snacks to pass the time when he heard screaming from outside the front door
Welp
So much for no work☹️
Checking the window, he saw someone- no wait. It was two people, one of them definitely being the head counselor of the Dionysus cabin, and the other a very freaked out brother of theirs
Oh this was gonna be good
Opening the door, he crossed his arms as he caught the end of the discussion the siblings were having
“…swear by the gods I’ll NEVER catch the flu, I can PROMISE you that” You pleaded to your sibling and counselor
“How can you promise not to get sick? Quit the bs and get the damn shot already, you’re the only one in the cabin who hasn’t and I swear by our father’s name that if someone gets sick because of you and your fear of needles you’re going down” Your sibling threatened as they pushed you up the few steps of the infirmary’s entrance
“No wait WAIT- I’ll do anything you want, I’ll clean the whole cabin by myself before inspection” you begged
“Not if you get sick you won’t” your sibling said
“What if I swear by the river Styx I won’t get sick?” You asked
“Are you actually insane-“ Your sibling asked
“I swear by the river Sty-“ you interrupted
“Hey, okay. Let’s stop that before you get yourself fried up over a cold” Will interrupted you this time, probably saving you from the never ending pain of breaking an oath made by the river Styx
Honestly, that actually sounded better than getting the gods damned flu shot. You weren’t kidding when you told your sibling you couldn’t do needles, you felt like throwing up
“Special delivery for ya Will, Good luck!” Your sibling yelled as they betrayed you, power walking back to y’alls cabin
Leaving a slightly shaken you with a very amused Will
Inside the infirmary, your leg bounced up and down high speed as you sat on Will’s office, waiting for him to bring back something for your stomach which was already very upset with the stress the whole situation was causing you
“Here, a sip should do the trick” Will said as he gave you a small cup of nectar, which lessened your discomfort considerably
“Thanks” you muttered, still very much anxious
“Look, I’m not going to do it against your will, but I could make it practically painless. What do you say?” Will asked, looking for some supplies
“If I gave you like, three whole dracmas, would you tell my counselor I got the shot?” You quickly asked
“What?”
“Make it four, no- five! It’s all I have on me right now-“
“Look- just, let’s just breathe a little alright? I’m not taking that weak ass bribe. That wouldn’t even get me a ride on the Gray sisters taxi, pipe down” Will finished
You scoffed out an incredulous laugh, seemed like you weren’t getting out of this one
“How about some music?” Will suddenly asked as he eyed the portable CD player you were carrying
Demigods weren’t allowed to use a phone since it was practically a monster magnet, but you didn’t mind it much seeing as you absolutely loved collecting Physical CDs of your favorite artists and bands. If you had music, you were good
You nodded, maybe that would help
Will opened a cabinet which you thought was probably packed up with medical supplies
To your surprise, it was actually completely filled with CDs and vinil records, a full on collection on display
Will was Apollo’s son after all, music was a big deal for him too. Being the best healer of the Apollo cabin made him spend a lot of time in the infirmary, so music definitely helped him get through the day
Your eyes were practically shining as you stared at the cabinet. Will seemed to be looking for something specific in it
“Here! This is my favorite-“ Will said as he took a CD out of his collection, handing it to you
“Oh what the fuck” you interrupted, taking your cd player out and pressing a button to open it, showing Will what was inside
The exact same CD Will was holding out, from the exact same band
You both smiled at each other
That was the start of HOURS of conversation, y’all only sat back down when Will had showed you everything he had on that cabinet
The conversation was so fluid that you guys ended up talking about a lot of things, getting to know each other, finding out you had more in common than you thought
Will was very appreciative of the arts in general, being an Apollo kid, it came naturally to him
Just as you were talking about your photography obsession, you both heard a few knocks at the main infirmary entrance
“Will? Uh- you guys alright in there? Did it go well?” Your head counselor inquired hesitantly
“Shit”
You and Will eyed each other, your eyes wide
Will checked the time, you had only a a few minutes before the harpies would end anybody that was out of their cabins
You both had absolutely lost track of time
And weirdly, you didnt seem to mind
“Okay, we can do this. I’ll give you the shot now okay? I’m just going to let your sibling know, I’ll be right back” Will said as he quickly made his way to the main entrance
Okay maybe now you did mind it a little bit
And that’s how you ended up with your eyes tightly shut, sweating an abnormal amount while Will applied some rubbing alcohol where he was going to stab you apply the shot
“Hey, I swear you won’t feel a thing if you give me those dracmas you promised” Will tried to lighten the mood
You didn’t respond, heart beating fast, nerves about to explode
Then you felt a warm hand in your arm
“Hey, it’s alright”
You opened your eyes to see Will’s directly in front of yours
He had lowered himself so he was at your eye level. And he was close, really close
“You’re going to be alright.” His tone was lower, softer
“Here” He put the earphones of your CD player into your ears
As your favorite song started playing loudly in your ears, Will smiled, mouthing a “Trust me”
He got up, directing himself to our side to apply the shot
Your hand tightened around the chair’s handle, you were still nervous, but way less then before
But your heart was still beating fast. Strange.
“So, on three?” You asked Will
“Already done” Will said, cleaning your arm up
What
You looked up at him, absolutely baffled
Being a son of the god of healing really had its perks
“Told you it wouldn’t hurt” He smiled, winking while at it
And there it was again, your heart beating just a little bit faster
You were still silently watching him, your eyebrows raised high
“So, you said you liked to take pictures right? The strawberry field is insane in the morning” Will started as he threw the syringe he used on you away
“Want me to show you a nice spot tomorrow?” He asked, eyeing you with a small smile
“Ah- yeah, sure” you blurted out
“Okay then, it’s a date”
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bigdsgirl · 10 months
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sobbing because its the finale, and I don't want my babies to go!!!
reliving the baby announcement brings me so much serotonin 🥹
why must I watch her be abducted, this will break me
HAHAHAH THE LEG REVEAL! FUCK YEAH
the second chance! its July 20th, 2023! Let's survive this bitch!
oh this is fucking stressful
Yi Joo, what a fucking baddie let's fucking go! choke him out, he deserves it!
side bar, Do Guk looks fire in that blue shirt
Oh god I'm stressed but I cackled seeing Jung Wook with the knife, all I can imagine is this:
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shit the stab freaked me out get the fuck out Jung Wook, I will kill you sir!!!
that's right king, beat his ass!!!!!!!!!
oh the truck ruined me bye
the numbers are gone yes yes yes!!! its all over!
"Don't Cry, I'm Okay" - is bleeding out from the stomach, ok sir
MIL in the pink sweater, i love you queen
the tubes coming out of him, lol sir
Yi Joo, you have to eat it's bad for the baby!! Yes Mom!! You tell her!
Lol this dad is truly delulu if he thinks Jung Wook would change after being in prison
HAHAH I bet his mom cheated on him or something. That would be hilarious. All this BS for a mom that abandoned her son.
BOOM BABY I WAS RIGHT.
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"It's my fault" too little to late bruh
Now it's time for Yoo Ra justice :D Oh she big pregnant and just shows up that the house???? LOL
"Let me stay here" - girl, you are asking for trouble. HAHAH It's time for a paternity test. Let's air this all out.
Manager Kim you have my heart, send all the good vibes
ahem, sir, flowers are not going to fix what you allowed to happen. Jamie, lay the man out. "it is your fault" - damn right it is!
oh the hands as she send him in 😭😭
"Meeting you taught me who I am" - I am going to sob. Just sedate me please.
"There is so much I want to do with you", I am so unwell, this scene is destroying me. She loves him so much and I love them.
The way he is back in his memories and wanted to help her even then. "What have they done to her", YES PROTECT HER! oh god oh god. never mind that's not protecting her.
the way he was that messed up and still went to her, I am losing it.
the prayer, you TWO STOP RIGHT NOW
"where did you go, leaving me all alone", sir. I love her sass of "I leave for 5 minutes!!! five!!! and you do this!!!"
TWO MONTHS??????????????????
"teasing you and giving you a hard time is the greatest joy in my life" I am tearing up, they are the light of my life.
HE'S HOME!!!!!!!!! MY BABY IS HOME!
Oh father-son heart to heart, oh good.
Hands, it all about the hands. Thank you show for giving me what I need.
oh look - back to the family I hate. OH MY GOD THIS IS A NEW WOMAN. He went and moved on.......... oh lord. oh sir a storm is coming. *evil laughter*
oh this is... iconic. I do feel so bad for the other girl, she does not deserve this. oh she is an angel. Joo Ri run, you deserve so much better.
Bruh, the way he fucked up so so hard. delicious. I love watching these people suffer. gorgeous.
well sir :) you got the girl :) nice work :)
"give me money" -- I'll give it to Yoo Ra, she is bold.
ok bad people got punished, let's have some fun :)
Mommy daughter time yay!!! I love them.
LOL I love that line "we are going to file our marriage" FINALLY!!!
Do Guk you DID IT!!!!!! You successful little bean you. <3
the ad placement is PRIME this episode. I love it.
Grandfather sassing that Yi Joo sees Do Guk daily. I love him.
omfg they lost the ring, hilarious - WAIT THEY ARE HAVING A MOMENT!!!!!!!!!! kiss kiss kiss!
omg look at them officially getting married and shit. I am squealing they deserve the world.
the way he RUNS to open the door for her. omg stop everyone is there to celly; they are so cute.
"I'm a good driver" okay queen, go off!
wait is she reenacting them first meeting???? I LOVE THIS. I LOVE THEM. I AM SQUEALING!!!! GTFO.
"I'm thinking I'd like to take my chance on a future with you" I-- I am so unwell.
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I love love love love the ring. I love them. I love them so much.
WILL YOU MARRY ME YI JOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY YES GIRLY!!!!!!!
oh my god the card key bit I am giggling
THE BRIDAL CARRY, THE EMBARRASSMENT I LOVE THEM. I AM OVERJOYED.
BABIES YES I WAS SO WORRIED WE WOULDNT SEE THEM.
MATCHING SHIRTS!!!!!!! MATCHING SHIRTS!!!!!!!!
I am overflowing with joy, this ending is everything to me. EVERYTHING.
"Every day and happiness"
the DUCK FACE AT HIS BABY GIRL.
"no more hearts" - has a million photos of them together. Literally me in life.
"So this is our perfect marriage" -- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
for the last time
SO I CAN SEEEEEE MY HALOOOOOOOOOOOO
10000000000000000/10. This show has everything. I love them so much. <3 <3
the CREW SHOTS AT THE END. I love love love <3
now i must live on, post perfect marriage revenge :(
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“I love you”
My partner and I were friends for years before we got together. He also isn’t a particularly talkative person, and both of us were terrified of “I love you” for a long time.
That said… I still remember every single time he said he loved me before it was commonplace (before we were officially ’together’ long term).
1. The first time was when we were kids. We went camping by a river with some friends and I was like “do you wanna go swimming?” And he was like “in the river? In our clothes? In the cold? With these ppl around?” And instead of responding I jumped in and then I came up and he had the biggest grin and said “oh my fucking god… I love you”
2. ⁠Second time was when I was in a really bad place because of my mental illness and I told him I didn’t see what the point was bc of whatever BS was going on in my head and in my life and he said “I’m the point. You stay for me… because I love you”
3. ⁠The third time was at a mutual friend’s wedding reception after he got in a fight with a drunk guy we went to school with (while he was also drunk) because the guy had been grabbing me (unwanted). I was telling him off but he was too drunk to even absorb the scolding and he said “I’m sorry… I just couldn’t let him keep touching you… you didn’t want him to… I love you”
4. ⁠When I went away to college he helped me move in (bc I couldn’t count on my family) and I walked him back down to his car. He said “Okay. Bye. Have fun.” And then as I watched him walking away he goes “oh… love you” over his shoulder.
5. ⁠When we were watching TV together in my college apartment and I finally decided to go for it, just ask him to stay with me. First thing I said was that I loved him and he said “I love you too… where’d that come from?”
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artisanap · 3 months
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Final thoughts on the Elden Ring DLC. There is shockingly little I feel lukewarm about. Everything was either perfect or shit.
Perfect things:
Most of the areas and architecture. As always, From is incredible at this. I was honestly blown away how they made such a small map feel so expansive. There was plenty of diversity, and honestly I don't get the people saying it felt empty.
Divine Beast, Romina, and Midra were fantastic. I even like some of the repeat bosses like the ghostflame dragon.
Dear god the soundtrack! Incredible work.
The new weapons are super fun, I couldnt possibly pick a favorite. And there is plenty of incredible drip.
Love the new NPC's! They interact with each other (though, mostly through you) and actually have some effect on the story.
The shit:
I tried my best to play completely blind. If I hadn't caved and looked for guides, I would have missed out on like, half the map. So many places are only reachable from one specific place and its nowhere near where you're trying to go.
All the other bosses. It seems a lot of people loved Mesmer, but FUCK THAT FIGHT. All his attacks are either instant or delayed by 5 seconds. He has a couple combos that after dozens of attempts I still couldn't dodge every hit. And I probably wouldn't have lost my cool so much if he didn't have an ENTIRE SPEECH every time you die. I never got tilted at, "put these foolish ambitions to rest." But I legit had to turn voices and subtitles off to keep fighting Mesmer.
Rellana was cool as hell, but all I could say was, "when is it my turn?" You can get 1 attack in most of the time, and even then you might get punished. My saving grace was using the Rune smith Circe and throwing them over and over.
And then there's Radahn. If the damage in Phase 1 was toned down A LOT, I would call that an extremely challenging but totally fair and fun fight. But with full Scadu and the tankiest armor I could get, I still lost 80% of my health after one hit or a 1-2 hit I was stunlocked. Basically always had to heal twice for each mistake. But still, everything is readable and its clear how to handle it.
Phase 2 is the culmination of all bullshit. Full arena-wide AOE, Radahn meteor, but this time its not from wherever your camera is facing. I only avoided it because he targeted my mimic. Lights and flashes and swirls everywhere so good luck even guessing what the fuck is going on. And how in the actual hell are you supposed to avoid 4 spectral attacks followed by the real one all withing .5 seconds of each other? What the actual fuck?
I'm not afraid to admit. I saw phase 2 one time, and said, nope! Time to get a tower shield and poke him to death.
Your reward for beating all that BS is a really dull cutscene where Miquella says he wants Radahn as his consort. Okay...we literally learned that in the phase transition. Thats it?
And yeah, the thing where half the quests break if you approach the Shadow Keep is ass.
I don't know what to feel, honestly. Never has a DLC been so good and so bad at the same time. (For me)
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mordentaxis · 7 months
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Did glass factory, thoughts
So the puzzles are a little too hard for my smol brain
So I honestly thought mid gauntlets Bennett would make Zero Un hypnotize the player and mind control Luna, it is nice to see him progressing as a person, still hate him tho
Zero is… ALOT more unhinged than i thought, the fact that they could have won instantly if they weren’t a control freak was probably not as shocking as it was ment to be.
So mind control is one of my favorite tropes and I like how it was done but I wish it was longer. (I love how canonically the MC is fucking monster of a trainer)
Serra love ya, you need to have more faith more faith in others
Alright so given how Lin talked during the underwater bit in the agate raid I think the voice we hear in the void that asked why we continued doing this is and then that our reason is because it’s fun and how we’re like them and that we don’t even know who our Allie’s really are, ill get to my daily Lin and MC theory crafting at the end don’t worry
LUNAAA NOOO WHYYYYY
Now onto Agate Defense
I love Solaris being genuinely respectful of the player and being genuinely stricken by Taka being dead, I still, again, don’t like him but I’ll be excited to see if we get a Solaris redemption arc
Now we get to Lin, okay so she’s the leader of meteor now definitely no one in the organization would oppose her at this point, okay so her going ‘it would take an act of god to create something out of nothing’ and then doing so makes me believe she’s definitely some Arceus Ajesent (sorry for the horrible spelling) entity and if my theory about the voice in the void is correct, Lin views this all as game between her and the Protagonist and that she could simply create the key out of thin air if she really wanted to, Now maybe it’s deltarune’s and Rejuvenation’s ‘the player is actually an other worldly entity’ stuff talking but I also think the protag sees this as a game and Lin asking why we continue and that it’s cause it’s fun is Lin DIRECTLY asking the player themselves, or if else fails if else fails Ill just go crazy and claim the protag is Lin or something (as for why we just let Lin? Who fucking knows maybe the MC was trapped by cutscene bs or maybe the mc just likes Lin and the game the two are playing, WHO KNOWS???)
Also uh am I able to opt out of Anna route pre-18th badge or after I don’t need the specifics just a time frame
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