#it's the fucking scale
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“you were a wonderful experience”
“you were… everything”
#adventure time#fionna and cake#petrigrof#simon petrikov#betty grof#MEEEE AND MY HUUUSBAND WE ARE DOING BETTER……..#uploading this as a video bc i cannot be fucked to scale this down to gif size rn#adventure time gang how are we coping.
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oh YES. i will do good. i will add to this place positively. how the hell
...this is the alcohol talking. ugh i hate public speaking
but really. how does one do that. can i do that?
#bell speaks#pokeblogging#pokemon irl#rotomblr#pokeblog rp#it's not like anyone taught me to do it. but that's a fallacy. discarding that train of thought#they have done it. logically i can do that#i think i have done that. i should have done that some time in my existence#the judges are vetted. they have compulsions to be fair. there's a truth-detecting alakazam in the room who's sworn to the universe#to be fair#it's not going to be a bad thing#this is what the world owes me... i guess. somewhat. owes blue and rainbow to have a nice place at the very least#it's the fucking scale#i don't have anything to worry about#evil doesn't only spawn evil because what is evil. it's a series of actions that set off reactions. push and pull like the moon#being alive is not inherently anything. okay. okay. okay#it's two in the morning. i need to sleep
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Fenton Vaseline Glass Snail, Vintage Yellow Opalescent Uranium Glass
#uranium glass#vaseline glass#snail#the dime for scale is much appreciated dear seller#paperweight#i guess?#uranium glass menagerie let’s go#gastropods#molluscs#mollusks#fenton#i knew this would do numbers yall are too easy#1k#as long as you’re here. remember when the lich fucked up the sweet waving snail from adventure time?#also so many of you think uranium glass is way more dangerous than it is. chill#it doesn’t need the hype it’s already sick af
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the two sides of the modern tf2 fan works scale:
#edit THANKS FOR 2K??? 😭😭 we love creative exploits here#THEY LOOK LIKE THEYRE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER#😭😭😭#lil pootis s3 leak!#tf2#tbh. the scale is a circle. lil pootis is fucked up!!!! love it!!!!!#emesis blue#team fortress 2#team fortress two#lil pootis
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in my humble opinion, dorathea should look more badass
also this turned into perspective practice by accident?? didn't want her to be a floating neck i guess
#danny phantom#doodles from a pond#returning to my roots as a dragon doodler#princess dorathea#i hate drawing scales but they make her look great#also i really really want her to like#go apeshit as a dragon#she and sam already kicked ass with aragon#but also danny did a lot of the work because duh#and why does aragon get to look cool??#fuck him i want dorathea to rip his throat out
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Your April-Jacqueline is the best example of a female himbo I've ever seen
(And no I do not mean bimbo because they are different and men can be bimbos too)
Thanks.
#this is out of character but idc#aj is kind/beefy but not stupid#dash is stupid/sorta beefy but not kind#the scale tips in aj's favor#ask me#anon#actually scratch that. that one episode where aj's sleep deprived she's stupid as fuck in that episode#i forgot stress makes aj a little stupid
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Post from March 2021 edited on 1/30/2022
HOW COULD I FORGET THE FIRST ART I MADE FOR THIS SHIP AND GENSHIN IN GENERAL
I remember specifically saying I wasn't going to play the game LIKE A LIAR
#zhongven#genshin impact#my art#zhongli#genshin venti#also its like my magnum opus because fuck I never drew something on this scale again since then#because I'm slow and have too many things I want to make orz
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“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked
#katnissexual#i’m joking btw#and i agree with yall#he says you’ve ruined all other women for me#yeah twink we know#the hunger games#katniss everdeen#thg#nightlocked-in#everlark#peeta mellark#hunger games headcanon#hunger games incorrect quotes#thg incorrect quotes#bisexual peeta#peeta what’s your sexuality?#idk#what do u mean u don’t know#i’ve never thought about it#well i mean… do you like guys? do u like girls?#he thinks for a second…. girl#just one#katniss he says#i’m convinced in modern au’s when he’s dating someone else he just pictures katniss when fucking and then feels horribly guilty for it later#peeta why don’t you look at me during sex?#huh? oh glimmer uh… i just get distracted by how uh… good it feels. yeah that haha#katniss was his first love in every thing and not only was she his first love she was his ONLY love#so he’s never even considered being attracted to girls besides her#so when he tries to date he finds girls that are objectively attractive but on a scale of 1 to katniss they are still 1’s to him#and that never stops being a problem
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Prompt 300
Danny squirms and hisses, trying to dig his claws into dark scales as the clouds whistle by. “Wait- Ancients dammit- STOP!” he shrieked, cursing how tiny his own ghost form was compared to his other not-quite-future-self. Wings that could easily dwarf the entire Ops center beat through the air, fast enough to cause his eyes to sting.
“Dan- bring me back- stop-” he wailed, despite the grip on his scruff not even loosening. Yet the larger dragon didn’t so much as twitch back towards Amity, the city disappearing into the distance like a speck. “We have to go back-”
The GIW were- were- They had to go back! The portal was gone (exploded, broken and all of Fentonworks a smoldering mess, oh Ancients he’s gonna be sick-), no one could return to the Realms, they were all sitting ducks-
“Jordan please-” he begged, even though he already knew that between the city, between every other ghost and them, Dan would always choose to keep them safe. But Jazz was hurt, she wasn’t waking up from where she lay limply cradled in Dan’s claws.
There was so much blood, and he only knew she was still alive from the weak fluttering of her core, growing stronger as her heartbeat faded. She needed help, she needed doctors- he doesn’t know if she would be able to come back, not with how they were leaving the ecto-rich city behind and he didn’t want to lose her- Dan’s blank panic was swamping his own, drowning both of them in the emotion as the dragon tore through the sky. Some part of him knew they couldn’t stay in Amity anymore, but- But Jazz needed help- Danny couldn’t help the tears that dripped from his yes, pretending it was merely the clouds as they flew to places unknown to him.
If you are interested in their designs, here is a link: HERE
Heey mutual @radiance1 Dragon buddy o' mine & @hdgnj u might enjoy
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Ghosts are Dragons#Dad Dan#Halfa Jazz#Ellie is also there as a Core & needs to regrow her body thanks to the Portal explosion#Dead Fenton Parents#But up to you if they were good or bad#Combine Danny’s & Vlad’s obsessions & you get overprotective family-obsessed dragon of the Sun#Sun Core Dan#Ocean Core Jazz#Space Core Danny#Moon Core Ellie#As I currently don’t have art for a dragon Jazz imagine blue-scaled serpentine dragon with fins down the tail &#coral-shaped horns & bright orange hair down the spine that looks like shimmering honey at times not unlike Dan’s fire fur#They could be going to Gotham or to Nanda Parbat or anywhere with a Pit#Their flight also gets spotted by several heroes because Big Fucking Dragon#Several Time Travellers pale because that is the Thing That Destroyed the World up and about#and it is a few years too early they Think for it to be discovered or awake or anything-#What do you mean there’s two hatchlings & an egg-thing
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The two of them were linked in some mysterious storybook way.
Marcel Proust, Swann's Way (1913)
#on a scale of 1 to andre gide turning down in search of lost time how badly did you fuck up today 🙃#truly the literary equivalent of 'guitar groups are on the way out mr. epstein'#in search of lost time#swann's way#marcel proust#literature
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Golden Fleece
#my art#cotl#cotl lamb#blood#it was really fun to ponder this one#cause in the game sprite the body on the fleece has the scale-like texture but the hem is sharp like the standard fleece#i felt a 2 tiered piece would work nicely to show both of these contrasting elements#the sprite always makes me think of gold scale mail but i wanted to avoid it looking explicitly like armor#since the fleece gives you stacking atk damage in exchange of taking 2x damage when hit#although tbqh gold armor would be fucking pointless anyways. gold is a very soft metal. which may have been the point but w/e#instead i wanted the shapes to be more reminiscent of wool since like. yknow. the golden fleece#and i wanted it to speak of luxury and power but be rather impractical for movement or protection#i just wanted to do an axe for funsies and by wonderful coincidence remembered the godly axe was gold :]#anyways this pose is brought to you by my stupid ass who spun too hard with my upper body when swinging a bat and felt cool for 1 second#before totally unbalancing myself and falling#the instant after this image lambo eats shit. rest in peace
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Be Not Afraid
Danny's forms were pretty stable in the Infinite Realms, and well, his own dimension. The problem was when he had to run certain errands elsewhere (Clockwork's fault) and the universes didn't know where to put him.
Despite having two defined forms in his original dimension. The other dimensions seemed to decide that Danny didn't need that, and his humanity had to go, or something. The halfa couldn't understand it.
So of course, he ended up looking very amorphous and strange when he traveled to other dimensions. Sometimes with multiple eyes, at other times his body was made of pieces of ice, there were times when he was just a toxic green eye that glowed and blinded whoever saw it. The only thing that remained constant was that he didn't look human. Which made most of his tasks difficult. People feared the unknown after all.
When he arrived in the DC universe he didn't expect a welcoming committee. He even told them "Be not afraid" the moment he landed on a crowded street, but apparently that was counterproductive, since they classified him as some kind of avenging angel.
With a sigh, Danny kept exploring and the strangest things happened to him: Two glowing rings chased him everywhere (One was black and the other was white, but he had a feeling that taking them wouldn't be the smartest move, the ring and the crown were very jealous since he was crowned after all)
And a British magician... flirted with him? Danny was pretty sure the hellbazer was seeing him as eyes and ice floating but that didn't seem to stop him from trying. The halfa didn't know if he was flattered or worried.
Anyway, he couldn't find Dr. Fate, nor "Justice League Dark", whatever it was. But the wizard, Constantine, was willing to take him on a date. The rings continued to follow him while some people with green rings looked in the background (they looked strangely scared) and a new religion had been created for "The Great One" which reminded him of Frostbite.
Traveling was hard.
#dpxdc#ghost king danny#yes he's the King#but Clockwork still uses him to transport some things from the Realms to other dimensions#what's the use of your student being the ghost king if you're not going to take advantage of it#Plus Danny didn't want to be at his meetings either#Danny's form is unstable#The universe doesn't know where to place his scale of power#dp x dc#dc x dp#john constantine#The League is confused by the new religion#Constantine is determined to date that fucking God#The Lanterns are extremely concerned#The rings of life and death are chasing the thing as if nothing#and it seems to be ignoring them#Danny knows better than to make his own objects of power jealous#The Ghost King's crown and ring can be very vengeful#and revive some people if they want#Batman just wants to know what the fuck is going on
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What's there to be afraid of?
#i think her 3 years w thancred were a special kind of hell but i think thry had good moments too#i mean ryne very clearly admires and looks up to him even when hes fucking everything up#and shes never shown being scared of him#at most shes nervous or anxious#the closest to her being scared of him weve seen is right after we save her from capture#and shes nervous when she admits she ran off bc she didnt think thancred would let her go#but thats just being worried about ur parents scolding u which everything has felt at some point#that said i do think she recognises that thancred COULD be scary#and probably is to some people#but shes never seen him that way#tho tbf her point of reference is ran'jit who is far more intimidating than thancred could ever be#so really i think her scale of whats scary or not is kinda skewed#ryne waters#thancred waters#final fantasy#final fantasy 14#final fantasy xiv#ff14#ffxiv#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art#xander being insane about ryne
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literally in another universe snowbairdplinth could've been THE revolution. they wouldn't even really need any allies, lbr.
like, between coryo's cunning, sej's conscience, and lucy gray's charisma? the snow name, the plinth fortune, the baird d12 but neither district nor capitol pedigree?
coryo could've actually been like, panem's first 20-year-old president, who outlaws the hunger games and who the districts still listen to because he has sej and lucy gray on side. and yeah maybe coryo still kills a bunch of people but like whatever, no one really bats an eye -- who's gonna mourn gaul, anyways? no one in the districts, that's for sure. even if gaul didn't suck ass they'd be busy with cool covey music and awesome new legislation.
in a better universe i am 100% certain snowbairdplinth could've managed a fairly bloodless revolution, six decades early.
#they're all idiots in canon but if they listened to each other?#if coryo opened up to the idea that control could be achieved through means other than brutality?#if sej started thinking through his rebellious plots for more than five minutes and used his money to affect large-scale change?#if lucy gray willingly inserted herself into politics for the good of the nation?#ugh we could've had it allllllLLLLL#the hunger games#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas#coriolanus snow#lucy gray baird#sejanus plinth#snowbaird#snowjanus#snowbairdplinth#snowjanusbaird#<- idk what the proper ship name is T-T#at this point i'm gonna start tagging all my bullshit aus with#fuck coriolanus' canon asshattery
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Star Allies Guest Star teams
#kirby#kots#kirby of the stars#kirby fanart#taranza#king dedede#meta knight#magolor#susie kirby#bandana dee#welcome to Kirbtober where I'll post one shitpost per day#what do you get when you combine someone who likes to joke a bit too much and two people with dead relatives#you get what you fucking deserve /j#you guys don't know how much star allies mean to me#the character interaction potential#nothing fucking happens in-game but in my mind everything happens ñ#don't worry hal I know what you were cooking i get you...#in scale of power it's first Taranza then Magolor then Susie#but i feel like in a scale of bullying/strong will is Susie then Magolor then Taranza#magolor comes out as gay and susie says 'in that outfit?'#susie probably treats Taranza as a poor little meow meow and Taranza finds it condescending#but it's a cute girl paying him attention what's he gonna say?? stop??#that cute girl is also a lesbian but Taranza needs to count his victories no matter how small they are#star allies may not be perfect but it gave me the triple threat team and for that it gave me decades of content#what else can i ask from my blorbos#meta knight is up on a star block because he has a complex#he likes to feel tall
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING MATILDA😭😭😭
#sonetto#matilda#reverse 1999#im choosing to believe sonetto's room is in the second or higher floors and matilda is. fucking scaling shit to see her#certified storm moments
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