#it's their equivalent of blood

[st-hedge]

*clapping* fight fight fight

[starry-bi-sky]

bruce and danny being fuckign nerds together,,,, they are being the BIGGEST nerds. geeks. if you will

these losers are color-coding the most inane bullshit. they are making diagrams for things you've never even thought of. they are having the time of their lives

"what are you two doing?"

Danny, sitting criss-cross on a table, hunched over a spread of papers and a bunch of different jello cups, his back is gonna hurt SO much: color-coding jello

Bruce, sitting in a nearby chair, also criss-cross, scribbling on a graph paper: hm [agreeing]

Alfred, already exasperated and SO fond: may i ask why? and on what parameters?

Danny: we're basing it off which flavors are the most mentally stimulating and for which subjects :}

Alfred, SO fond: ah. i see.

Danny, snapping his head over to Bruce and leaning over: wh- no-- no. Buzz, I told you: lemon-flavored jello stays strictly in the 'smelling salts' category--

Bruce, still writing on the graph paper: mn. no.

Danny, nearly sprawled across his back, faux-outraged: strawberry is NOT good for math-- you fucken HEATHEN--! Give me that pen!

Bruce, did that solely to rile up Danny, now trying not to smile: hnm.

[craske]

Somebody be like 'screw the witches' and Black Forest will say 'oh, I shall put my utmost to bring joy to the witches!...'

[piowasthere]

the file is literally titled 'that one au where Sun kills his Moon' i think that's a good enough caption for this

i would've post this a few days ago but we're currently moving so don't have that much time

there i go with being on time with these for the eps sob

[EP: Moon’s NIGHTMARE Encounter While Hunting Dark Sun (SAMS)]

[wombywoo]

baptism 𐕣

[scliffe]

Campania was such a good arc

[doodlingwren]

Saint Seiya - Knights of the Zodiac ✨shitpost✨ based on this specific twitter thing

[tridentkickflipper123]

[racke7]

Ectoplasm and Jason Todd

Danny is wandering around Gotham (visiting, chasing a ghost, running from GIW, attending college, etc) and stumbles across Jason.

Jason who is flaring his ecto-signature like a madman (is he trying to get into trouble?).

Danny drags the guy into a nearby alley to give the guy some kind of crash-course on how not to do that.

Jason isn't sure why this guy grabbed him and dragged him into an alley, but if it's a fight he wants, Jason would be able to fight more freely in an alley, so he doesn't struggle. (Does he know that Jason is Red Hood? Does he think that Jason is a random civilian? Is it just him, or does this guy have really cold hands?)

Jason isn't sure why this guy is now trying to... ask him to meditate? The fuck is going on? But if it's not a fight, then... maybe it's fine to just listen to the weirdo? Taking a few deep breaths isn't going to hurt him.

Danny is very proud of himself for guiding the ecto-flaring guy through how to not flare his ecto-signature. He's such a good teacher.

And then Jason collapses.

Turns out, Jason has been using his anger to create a feedback-loop that artificially raises his ectoplasm-levels.

Ghosts need ectoplasm to live, but they'll also produce ectoplasm when feeling strong emotions. For most ghosts, this a bit like saying "everyone needs a good cry every now and then". For Jason, he's been basically aiming a gun at his own face for the adrenaline-rush. Constantly.

So, Danny is now holding onto a barely-conscious person who desperately needs more ectoplasm. As in, this is a medical emergency, and every second probably counts.

Danny, being that he wasn't planning on needing to carry around some kind of ectoplasm-container at all times (who the fuck does that? His parents, that's who), is now desperately trying to problem-solve this.

Danny realizes that, actually, even in his human form? Danny has a lot of ectoplasm in his body. Enough that he could probably save this guy by... feeding him his blood.

Cue intimately sexy reverse-vampire scene.

And oh boy, if Danny's blood doesn't taste fantastic to Jason's ecto-starved self.

[vatrocvet]

pygmalion and galatea

[transingthoseformers]

Can you imagine if the deeper you went underground in Cybertron, the louder / more clearly you could hear Primus??

[this-world-of-beautiful-monsters]

the thing about marimand in tva vs marimand in b&g is that tva is armand going "my master and I have had our differences and he's done some things that hurt me deeply but I love him and he loves me and we cannot imagine a world without each other" and then b&g is marius going "aw shit my sex doll's expressing independent opinions again, it must be possessed by the devil"

[pavel-chekov-appreciator]

I don’t remember writing this but apparently at almost 3:30 am I had an idea made of pure gold

[creative-clawmarks]

I'm fucking loving this apparently "chubbier" Alex

Which makes sense, since the human body has approximately 144,000 calories, and our friend consumes one or more a day.

Oh jeezus, could you imagine if he had to eat someone every day?! The body count would be insane, imagine the guilt...

No, no he really only has to feed every few months, less if he's actually eating the flesh. He works on snake rules, have one good meal and spend the next half of the year digesting it.

But yes, to circle back to what this message is actually about I do draw Alex a little chubbier. Even outside of this AU I'm inclined to do so cuz Joseph is not a small guy lol.

Inside of this AU tho it's certainly more noticeable because, again, snake rules. He's not actually gaining much weight cuz he's an undead freakazoid, it's just that it's easy to tell when he's fed.

[ghost-oftheriver]

i think if i was turned into a vampire, it literally wouldn’t be an issue

“newborn vampires are feral” okay?? i’ve been suppressing the urge to bite people since i was a wee babe, this isn’t special

[coolattas]

men who can be sooo afflicted. with curses and blights. dndads doodles :•)

id in alt text, click 4 higher res !!!