#it's wild out here

[itsnotworkinguys]

being an exo-l is also not for the weak like one second you're gushing over jongin military photos and then you see baekxiuchen suing sm all in the same day

[gxlden-angels]

There's nothing like explaining "Be fruitful and multiply" to someone not raised Christian that will make you want to shed like a lizard

[jonathanbyersphd]

I am cleaning up my drive and I found a Jancy fic that I don't even remember writing and it's not like a small thing it's like 8 pages of dialogue

[bobfloydsbabe]

i didn't realize how tedious it would be to go through my follower list to block ageless blogs. it's my own fault for thinking 12+ years of people would be quick and easy...

[shuadotcom]

i come back from an impromptu semi-hiatus and y’all are BUGGING. read the fics and reblog the gifs you like, block the content creators you don’t like, and stop causing unnecessary DRAMA 😩

[vaor]

things i wish i had known when i escaped my family household and couldn't ask my parents for help

invest in a good mattress early on. there are many other ends you can save on - sleep is not one of them. this is key to how much energy you'll have throughout the day

you don't need a bedframe but you do need a slatted bed base (even if it's just pallets)

opening a bank account is easy

there's youtube tutorials for everything. how to install your washing machine, how to use tools, fixing stuff around the place. channels like dad, how do i? are a godsend

change energy provider as soon as your old deal runs out. you'll get better offers elsewhere and avoid price gouging

assemble a basic first aid kid at home: painkillers, probiotics, alcohol wipes, bandages, tweezers, antihistamine tablets - anything you might need in a pinch

and an emergency toolkit: flashlight, extra batteries, a utility knife, an adjustable wrench, multi-tool, duct tape

set your fridge to the lowest temperature it can go. the energy consumption is minimal in difference and it'll give you +4/7 days on most foods

off-brand products are almost always the same in quality and taste, if not better, for half the price

coupons will save you a lot of money in the long run

there's no reason to be shy around employees at the bank/laundromat/store; most people will be happy to help

vegetarian diets are generally cheap if you make food from scratch

breakfast is as important as they say

keep track of your budget in a notebook or excel file - e.g. rent, phone and internet bills, food, leisure so you'll have an overlook on your spending over the months

don't gamble

piracy is okay

stealing from big stores and chains is also ethically okay

keep medical bills and pharmacy receipts for tax returns

also, file your tax returns early

take up a hobby that isn't in front of a screen. pottery, music, going for a run every now and then, stuff that'll keep you busy and sane

and most importantly... you're allowed to get the stuff you want. treat yourself to the occasional mundane thing. a good scented candle. a bath bomb. that body lotion that makes you feel like royalty. the good coffee beans.

you're free and you deserve to be happy.

[tom-bakers-scarf]

Spotted this in a second hand bookshop and the whiplash I felt was so strong that I think I’ve discovered another 12 stages of grief

[chainsawsdreamer]

ask

omg i've been gifted an ask

[finemealprompt]

DP x DC Prompt #58

Jason has been writing fanfiction ever since he got access to a computer. They weren't always the most popular, especially since he was writing fics about classics, but that's not why he wrote them. He wrote them for himself.

However, since he always had Robin stuff going on, his author notes had become something of a meme at this point. No one really believed him anymore when he apologized for late updates due to breaking his arm in three places or anything like that.

Then, he died. He had been two chapters away from ending his story, damnit.

But it's fine, he's back now. He apologizes for late update since he, ya know, died and finishes that story. Then, he finds out there's another author out there with notes ... very similar to his own. And a lot of humor about his own death.

Maybe PhantomNotBill087 and him had a lot more in common than being fic writers.

[drlessy]

YAYAYAYAYAY

[bobfloydsbabe]

Never in my life would I have to witness someone creating a blog to try and fuel their own agenda

I don't even have words for this level of desperation and need for attention. We should probably stop giving it to them, but I just... it's too hilarious to not keep going.

[daeyumi]

Rainy days 🌊🪷💧

gonna start posting some older pieces here too~

i have a lot of backlog that i’ve posted on other social media but not here yet

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4 (soon))

[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 43 (Masterlist)

(Part 44)

Me, to myself: I just think the series was better when I posted several times a week because the pacing felt more natural, and it translates better when people binge it.

Also Me, holding two jobs and a bat: If you try to post once a day again, I will disconnect your head from your shoulders—

@bruciemilf guess who’s back

Anyways, folks! :D So I'm thinking of a new upload schedule where I spend a bit preparing the next ten or so parts then post it all in two weeks? I think that would be fun (and much better for my creative process.)

I’ll be posting the next part very soon :) But it's going to be drastically different from what I've done before. Let’s see if anyone can guess why.

Yada yada don’t die LOVE Y’ALL

[blairpfaff]

"People talk about sex scenes and I'm really proud of the sex scenes in this but I remember saying to Andrew, I was like, “I have no memory of looking at you that way.” Y’know when he’s beside the bath and I’m just staring at your lips? I’m like “Jesus!” It’s a lot, but all of that stuff is indicative of–if I didn't trust Andrew–I’m not even thinking, that’s not even a choice in my head, that’s not an active choice for me to be like, “I’m gonna look at your lips now", because that’s indicative of chemistry. That’s what I love seeing in films in general [...] When you see actors that you’re aware that there’s something going on, that they’ve either worked really hard together or there’s a natural chemistry there that you’re getting all of this humanity for free, which I personally love to watch." | Paul Mescal

[cubedmango]

「安達が魔法使いにならなかった世界線の話」 + 「もしもの話」 — english translation