#its interesting though

[dyketubbo]

i do feel bad for aimsey in this situatuon but also brother you went behind your teams back to establish this alliancr of course squirrels going to be nice towards you but not the rest of your team and of course your team is going to want to kill squirrels bc it helps them win and squirrels arent being as nice towards them 😭

[doublyamusing]

So funny to me that Ted, speaking to Trent, goes "yes sir" and then "no ma'am" within the same phrase

[fatedevour]

I’ve ended up down a rabbit hole. The fact there’s some bird species that we only have some footage from 2009 and 2018 of is insane, especially in today’s world.

[modernbaseball]

Watching a documentary called the red dog about a bar in Oklahoma city. The documentarian guy is the son of a woman who danced there and it's pissing me off the guy keeps talking about his music career and his children I don't give a fuck you're boring let grandma talk about bedazzling her vagina again!!!!!

[patchesjam]

youtube trending is so weird im looking at it now. 1st is a short with 182k views in 18 hours. 2nd is a short with 500k views in 15 hours. 3rd is a short with 1m in 19hours. 4th is a short with 19m in one day. 5th is dreams 40-minute-long video with 900k in 11 hours.

why would shorts be on it at all, surely they should get a different tab? they aren't at all comparable to a full video in terms of views, algorithm, watch time, etc. why would some doing statistically and objectively worse be ahead? ones with more views in less time are worse on trending? why is one of them is considered gaming just because someone is talking while minecraft parkour happens in the background?

[hascapart]

hello just wanted to slay that the firey elmo in the bg is placed so perfectly and ur icon looks likd it has little arms from it. very cool.

if i had a nickel for every time someone personally came into my inbox to tell me about the combination of my header and avatar, I'd have two nickels

which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice :p

[radiance1]

Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

===

Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

===

Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason:

Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.

Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?

Danny: Jason.

Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.

Danny: [Squints eyes]

Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]

Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.

Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]

[kokoasci]

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[dorkicon]

doodle dump 💥ft some fan designs

[ruporas]

special operatives (silly interaction beneath read more)

[ID: Digital Art in color of Trigun Maximum, characters included are Wolfwood, Elendira, and Legato in a casual meeting situation. The piece consists of orangey yellow lighting and purple shadows. Wolfwood sits on the left side, facing Elendira who’s on the right. He’s seated on a plain wooden chair with one knee up and he’s holding the strap to his Punisher in his left hand while his right sits against his thigh, He has an irritated expression as he speaks to Elendira. Elendira is sitting in a fancier seat, her right arm rests against Wolfwood’s propped up knee, her left hand holds her suitcase. She’s sitting cross legged with an amused expression. Legato can be seen in the back at the center of the image in his mobile body case, one of his eyes shown to be glaring at Wolfwood. End ID]

[ID: Sketch, uncolored comic. Elendira says to Wolfwood, “I’m not telling you to dedicate yourself to him, but just accept the situation at hand. We could get along better if we were on the same page.” Wolfwood responds, “Don’t peg me me for an optimist. I’m not dumb. But, I’m also not going to just live in resignation. Plus, I don’t have any interest in getting along with ya.” Elendira coos, “Aw, you sure? I have a wonderful shoulder to cry on when the weak people you’re trying to protect eventually dies in the coming months. Though, I guess it’s fine. Someone like you might just die before then anyway...” She snickers in her hand while Wolfwood is speechless and just glares. Legato is faintly drawn in the back, glaring at Wolfwood, muttering “worthless” repetitively. End ID]

[aliaoftheknives]

the thing that gets me about the goncharov posting is that it’s so uncanny. it’s quite literally like peering into an alternate universe where goncharov directed by martin scorsese is in fact real and it became a cult classic on tumblr. like every time i read a goncharov metapost i feel like im seeing every fandom metapost ive ever read superimposed onto it. it’s really good...

...is what i would say if goncharov was just a mass inside joke and not real. 

[nukbody]

Answer to twitter`s "if your tav/durge had to draw their party members, how would they draw them ?"

[callisteios]

I have a new uquiz for you, go on a pilgrimage with me. discover who you are.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS Disco Elysium AU part 2 - Psyche Skills

Part 1 - Part 3

[witchinatree]

vaguely mentioned this in my recap but those things are long and just me live-blogging

celia is the ONLY tea drinker in the OIAR, everyone else drinks coffee

i think this goes on the list of evidence for why she's from the TMA universe

the magnus institute was tea centered, it was martin's whole thing and all of them drank tea

actually, elias drank coffee didn't he? sorry vaguely off topic but he had coffee when melanie poisoned him. i wonder if that's also symbolic of him not belonging either, he was out of place because his ass was not elias. that's DEFINITELY a reach but it's interesting

the OIAR is coffee centered, but celia drinks tea, because she does not belong there, she's from Somewhere Else

very interesting to use the drinks as symbolism, unless i'm reaching

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Sebastian Vettel(ft. Mark Webber & Jenson Button)