Gay people apply permanent damage to their hip bone just stand a bit more freakish and slutty
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supernatural movie reboot but its a ghostfacers mockumentary about their attempt to make a “serious film” about sam and dean winchester. opens on ed and harry going “CUT!” and the camera pans to a guy that looks kind of like jared padalecki pulling off a party city wig. turns out the finale was actually part of the ghostfacer’s retelling of supernatural. Sam Dean and Castiel spend the entire movie chasing after ed and harry trying to stop the thing being made. (its a huge commercial success and they screen it at the destiel wedding)
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Tag yourself, I'm sarcastic asexual friend
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gay people will see 2 men (or women) who hate each other and would rather tear each other apart than be nice and proceed to ship them more than anything
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Rio is out walking or something and sees Miles and Hobie hanging out and she is shocked bc who is this punk? She watches them for a bit and sees the way they’re acting and is like “omg my son is gay” Later she comes up to him and does the whole “Miles you know you can tell me anything.. right” and he gets freaked out bc he thinks she knows he's spiderman
"I'm sorry Mom I was going to tell you from the start but I just-"
"Miles it's fine, you don't have to apologize-"
"No, I should've told you I was just so scared..."
"Scared? Honey, I would never treat you differently because of this... just, yknow, introduce him and-"
"What? Introduce who?"
"? Your boyfriend?"
"My- I'm sorry WHAT are we talking about right now-"
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