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[gallusrostromegalus]

Hope everyone had a good Christmas I got... Shingles.

[ajwalker7900]

I thought of this after watching the new episode and had to draw it immediately

omg a textless version yayyyyyy!!! now to rewatch film red

[lottieurl]

category 7 late stage capitalism event (people are very excited about barbie marketing and mcdonalds marketing)

[dragonjadearts]

"When my time comes around Lay me gently in the cold dark earth No grave can hold my body down I'll crawl home to her"

Setanta, my beloved <3

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[sanasanakun]

I think my favorite part of the dlc’s final boss is how it (can) directly mirror your Tarnished, and by extension, their relationship with Ranni. Obviously, this is coming from me, your resident Ranni glazer who will make everything about her if I can, so please understand this is my interpretation. 

My interpretation is that Miquella/Radahn act as a foil to Ranni/Tarnished, specifically when it comes to the themes of love, consent, and freewill. Now, I know it’s up in the air about how consenual the pact between Radahn and Miquella is. Personally, I see it as non-consensual; Miquella resurrected and controls a puppet of Radahn and/or bewitched him to be his “promised consort.” Given the theme of control with Miquella, I don’t think FromSoft would turn that around on us at the last second. Radahn’s situation is meant to be the final nail in the coffin; a demonstration of what Miquella’s “love” exactly means. Total control over one’s entire self and mind. Anyway, I digress, let’s get into how I see their situation mirroring, and acting as the antithesis, to Ranni and Tarnished. 

First, we’ll examine Miquella and Radahn. Miquella is presented almost throughout the entire game as a beloved figure. He is literally called “Miquella the Kind,” and his actions at the Haligtree paint him as an even more heroic figure. A demi-god who wants to help the weak, the oppressed, and anyone in between who has been scorned by the Golden Order. As we discover in the DLC, Miquella wants to create an “Age of Compassion.” But there’s always a catch, and Miquella’s plan is no exception. Why? Because his new age would remove the free will of everyone by giving him total control of how they feel, act, etc. He’ll make them happy and at peace because they’ll have no choice; they’ll have no self. This is exemplified in literal form with Radahn. The relationship between the two brothers presents itself as a one-sided obsession on Miquella’s part. Though we don't know a ton about them together, I think it’s safe to theorize Radahn didn’t willingly go along with Miquella’s plan. Radahn is canonically a fan of the Golden Order given his admiration of Godfrey and his father, Radagon. I can’t see him wanting to disrupt the current way of things. Plus, I don’t believe Maleania and Radahn would stage a fake war just to get Radahn into a position where he could be resurrected via Mohg. Too many hoops to jump through, so Occam’s Razor says Radahn rejected Miquella. 

Now that’s great and all, but the real meat I want to analyze comes from the actual boss fight, or more specifically, the twos’ body language during the fight. Radahn is an empty shell. He doesn’t have any dialouge aside from small grunts. He doesn’t address us at all, which is entirely unlikely for how he’s been described. He’s a ferocious warlord who values the strength of both his allies and enemies. At the very least, he would address someone as prolific and talented as the PC Tarnished. Yet, he doesn’t. Radahn is literally there to act as “the muscle;” he is the strong and powerful lord that Miquella admired him to be. However, by making Radahn only act like this, Miquella has erased the true essence of what made Radahn. He lacks his soul. Miquella might be the more interesting of the two when it comes to body language. I think Miquella’s theme of control really shines with how he places himself on Radahn during the battle. He is literally draped over Radahn with his arms wrapped around his neck. Obviously, at first glance this is meant to imitate an embrace, solidifying the two as both a team and lovers. Yet, Miquella’s position doubles in meaning when considering his need to control. The arms could represent a collar, with Miquella acting as the leash. His hovering gives off a “helicopter” vibe (for a lack of a better term). While playing I called him a “helicopter parent,” comparing him to where they are constantly looking over your shoulder and trying to direct you. Essentially, Miquella is caging Radahn in his embrace, revealing his need to control the situation and Radahn himself. Miquella is the personification of control; he won’t allow free will to happen because he thinks it causes too much pain and uncertainties. And Radahn, he embodies the fate of those who would live under the Age of Compassion; he is a puppet. Specifically, he is Miquella’s puppet in both battle and love. He doesn’t have a choice in the matter at all. 

So, how is this the antithesis to our beloved blue wife and the Tarnished? Ranni doesn’t appear to help the Tarnished during their fight with the duo, which I’ve seen a few complain about. While I would love to fight alongside my support princess (and I have downloaded the mod lol), I think Ranni appearing would undermine the character FromSoft has established and her relationship with the Tarnished. Ranni is very hands off. She gives her vassals the tools to work with and then tells them to do what they wish with it. She never forces you to do anything you don’t want to. When you confront her about her role in the death of Godwyn, she willingly admits it and then asks you if you’d like to pledge service to her. She doesn’t say, “You know my secrets, therefore you will be in my service so I can keep an eye on you.” Instead, it’s a choice; a choice for someone far below her in class and power, but she gives it to you nonetheless. For Ranni, the ability to choose and live the way you desire is incredibly important. She seems to dislike outside forces messing with the ability to expereince life (as she says feel, see, taste, etc). 

Therefore, in the final battle with Miquella and Radahn, Ranni is there with you via the tools she’s provided and the faith she has in you (you can interpret this as her blessing with the “we will see each other once more”). She doesn’t need to be hovering over you, arms wrapped around your neck; she trusts the Tarnished above all else to succeed and fight for her. But should they choose not to, she’ll be heartbroken but she won’t stop you. As for the Tarnished, our character is not a shell of a person. They are someone teeming with ambition and the will to fight for their chosen successor. They fight because they want to be there and challenge whatever comes to face them; they don’t need Ranni telling them “go fight Miquella and Radahn for me pls.” 

Their “Age of the Dark Moon” also is the antithesis to Miquella’s “Age of Compassion.” Whereas his is about control, Ranni wants to remove all outer god influence from the world. She wants people to experience their lives without the intervention of any god; to experience life on their own terms, whether they want otherworldly guidance or not. She literally takes her order and leaves the planet (?) with it and you. 

Ok, that’s enough of me rambling about whatever the fuck comes to my sleep deprived mind. I have a flight to catch in three hours, so I’m gonna leave it here. In closing, Ranni good I love her very much mwah<3

[pistachions]

I've probably said it before but I LOVE how saras special interest indirectly leads to the world being saved lmao

Like if she'd waited to watch the found lost dr zone pilot then they wouldn'tve seen milo in it and wouldn'tve met orton etcetc like YOU GO SARA !!

[redr0sewrites]

Is it okay if I request some aaravos smut? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

Request: Reader comes face to face with an extremely horny Aaravos. (face riding, if that's not too much to ask 👉🏾👈🏾)

YASSS IVE BEEN DYING FOR AARAVOS REQS >:D THIS MAN IS SO FIINEEEEE! I MADE THE READER FEM BUT IF U WANT ME TO MAKE A MASC VERSION I TOTALLY CAN

🥀Cw: Smut, kinda dubcon but only if u squint, face riding, dry humping, marking, dirty talk, oral (fem recieving)

🥀minors dni

"I need you, I need you now~" Aaravos' voice was unusually rough with arousal as he gripped your hips, grinding roughly against your ass. You had been being such an unfair tease, he had enough of restraining himself!

"Its been so long... so long..." he trailed off, groaning as he ground himself against you. You moaned softly, hips bucking back against him as a swell of desire began to pool in your core. It had been quite a while since the two of you had last fucked, life has just gotten so busy that it had slipped from your mind. It only made you all the more aroused as his breathe kissed the shell of your ear.

Aaravos snapped his fingers, and in seconds the both of you were bare. He turned you around to face him, running his hands over your breasts, tweaking your nipples and rubbing them. You moan, and one hand trails down to your thighs, cupping your ass before roaming the planes of your lower stomach. He caught your lips in a sloppy kiss, tongue running along your lower hip as his slender fingers began to rub over your folds. You let out a soft sigh at the stimulation, and he smirked against your lips.

"fuck, your already soaked. All worked up for me? Shit, I need to taste you. Get on the bed." You obeyed him, laying down flat on the bed and he wasted no time in burying himself between your thighs. You gasped as his skilled tongue lit your nerves on fire, the sensation of him eating you out made your whole head hazy.

Aaravos ate you out like a starved man, slurping your juices like they were the sweetest nectar and swirling his tonge around your clit. Your back arched, thighs trembling from the onslaught to your core.

"please.." your voice comes out in a soft plea, your release already building in your stomach as your hips jerk up, grinding against his face. Suddenly, Aaravos pulls away and moves up to the top of the bed. You whimper at the loss of contact, but he immediately moves to grab your hips and drag your drenched cunt over his face.

"i cant, im too heavy.." you mumble, face heating as his hot breath fans against your pussy. You could feel your arousal dripping down your thighs, and you oh so desperately wanted him to touch you.

"Nonsense, starling. You truly think I cant handle you? Bring your hips down." At his command, you lowered yourself until your weeping cunt hovered just above his mouth.

"I said all the way down, my star. Fucking smother me in these pretty thighs. Do i need to punish you?" His voice was low and husky, and he licked a soft stripe over your slit. You whined, keening as you allowed his hands to roughly grab your hips, pulling your dripping sex down to his face. His hands gripped the plush of your thighs so tightly that they would probably bruise, yet you didn't care at all.

Aaravos began to eat you out once again, smothering himself in your heat. He nipped and bit at your thighs, assaulting your clit until you were whimpering, fat tears streamed down your face from the stimulation ywt he didnt stop for a second. Your first release barreled throigh you, your whole body shivering as your euphoric high overtakes you. He doesn't even pause, swallow your juices and catching your clit softly between his teeth, prolonging your orgasm. Your hips bucked against his face and he let out a loud moan. The sound set vibrations through your core, and your hands immediately grabbed his horns.

"You know my horns are sensitive little one~" Aaravos smirked from between your thighs, your juices coating his face. You could feel a second orgasm forming in the pit of your stomach, and your legs were trembling. Your brain felt fuzzy with pleasure, and your breasts bobbed with each grind of your hips against his tongue.

"Mhm~ I'm gonna- please I'm gonna- nghh~" Your second release came to a tipping point, crashing through you like a comet as your eyes rolled to the back of your head. Aaravos continued to lick your overstimulated pussy, your thighs trembling as you began to come down for your high. Aaravos gently pulled your hips from his face, and you moved to lay beside him.

Aaravos' hand ran up and down your arm soothingly as he took in your face. Your cheeks were flushed and your eyes were watery and puffy from crying, but you looked completely blissful as you stared back at him. You both took a few seconds to just breath, taking in the others' gorgeous bare form. You felt his hardness pressing against your leg, and while you knew Aaravos would never push you to do so, you wanted him to feel good as well. Dirty thoughts filled your mind, and a mischievous smile flashed across your face.

"So, ready for round two?"

i need a giant sexy elf to scoop my tiny self up and rail the shit outta me this is not a drill

[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

[fluffyglass]

long bacon store

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

venti birthday art captions ranked by how gay they make him and the traveler sound

2024

The morning sun is pretty pleasant, isn't it? Ehe, you can barely keep your eyes open. Here, come sit with me and enjoy the scent of Cecilias! They'll perk you up. Ah, I lost track of time just chatting with you... Wait just a moment, I'm almost done! You haven't eaten apple pie in a long time, have you? Then I'll make us breakfast today~

2021

Oh, is this apple for me? Haha, that won't do, come share this apple with me. Split it open like this...and you will feel the breeze from the apple core. In some fairy tales, it is written that there is a whole tiny world hidden inside an apple core, and this breeze is a gift from the tiny world. Here, this half is for you. Once you're done eating, let's take a stroll in the tiny little world. But remember to keep it a secret and don't tell anyone else. That's because... you're the only one I want to bring there.

2022

Yahoo~ Look up, I'm here! It's been a long time, my warrior, ready to tell me your new story? Haha, you want to know if it's for my verses? Oh, don't make that face. I just want to hear about your adventures, isn't that reason enough? I want to know more about what you saw on your travels or the lives of others. The most important thing for me is to hear you talk about your own experiences and what you think about them. Come on, come sit next to me. This bottle of aged cider will be enough for us to chat from first dawn of the morning light until the stars cover the sky.

2022 (Web Event)

Paimon: Look, it's the Tone-Deaf Bard! / Venti: Heh, I was just wondering when you two would get here. / Traveler: Venti, it's your birthday today. / Traveler: Do you have any birthday wishes or anything you want to do? / Venti: Mmm... Then stay with me to chat and walk around. If we could go for a drink after, that would be great. / Paimon: These are all pretty normal... I would've thought a god's birthday wishes would have more of that "boom shaka-laka." / Venti: Hehe, that "boom shaka-laka" isn't from what you're doing, but who you're doing it with. / Venti: Right, Traveler?

2023 (Birthday Short)

"Together with you, even apples taste sweeter. But something isn't quite right, it feels like... I'm gonna s—sneeze."

2023

Caught you~! The farther your journey takes you, the less time we have to spend together in Mondstadt. But... I knew I'd run into you today. Quick, just sit down, right here! It's a rare chance, so allow me to croon you a dulcet tune, accompanied by the melody of the water's revelry.

2021 (Birthday Short)

"Paimon's back! Paimon picked a lot of big, fresh apples! Hey, where did the Traveler and Tone-Deaf Bard go?"

2022 (Birthday Short)

"Hey, Tone-Deaf Bard, we've been looking for you! Didn't expect you to be here!" / "Haha, Traveler and Paimon! You guys came just in time. Here, special apple juice made just for you. Try it~" / "Hey! Where's the special apple juice for Paimon!?"

2023 (Web Event)

Traveler: Happy birthday, Venti! / Paimon: Tada— Paimon and the Traveler made this apple cake for you! / Venti: Wow, thank you both! As the greatest bard in the whole world, allow me to put on a special performance for you. / Paimon: Yay! You're the best, Venti! / Venti: I'm just returning the favor. I've been waiting for a chance to perform this ever since the both of you told me all those new stories. Now then, shall we begin? / (Venti begins to perform the new ballad he's written. Paimon lets loose a party popper. The confetti flutters in the air, before gently settling on the floor.) / Venti: Wow, we even have stage effects for the song. / Paimon: Hehe, Paimon prepared this in advance. / Paimon: Wait... Is Paimon going to have to pick up the confetti pieces one by one before we leave? / Venti: Oh, that'll be a breeze. A little gust of wind will make quick work of that. / Traveler: ...So this is the sort of stuff the Anemo Archon uses his elemental powers for, huh? / Venti: Ehe.

2020

The tune you just hummed away, is it one that I oft play? Ah, so it's "Happy Birthday" you were just humming? Then please, continue, and I shall keep strumming! Eh-he!

2024 (Birthday Short) & 2024 (Birthday Calendar)

"Eh, olah! Mosi mita!"

The wind here is mixed with the scent of Cecilias... It feels quite pleasant! Oh, don't be afraid, little one. I've got you. Listen, there seems to be singing coming from a distance...

[starrysharks]

bro someone on tweeter was like 'smh... look at these DISGUSTING WOKE western vampires compared to my SUGOI japanese anime waifus....' relating to that new castlevania thing and like. i don't even give a damn about castlevania but there's no way in earth you can call this character ugly

[owleics-fr]

Question: if thomas was a grand exchange npc what would his shop be?

[dartalias]

attempt to make a spy in Kyoshi's avatar team

Given what we know of the political corrupt mess in the beginning of Kyoshi's era, it is very likely that some (stupid) nobleman or rich chief would try to buy a way to make Rangi or Jimpa betray Kyoshi (Kinda like that guy from the first Yangchen novel)

And i just think this would be SO funny to see

[bisexuallsokka]

'divorced zukka is toxic' 'divorced zukka is unnecessary angst' you fundamentally misunderstand the entire concept i cant help you <3

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

[clandestinian]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Merlin (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Merlin & Arthur Pendragon (Merlin) Characters: Merlin (Merlin), Arthur Pendragon (Merlin) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash, technically, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Vulnerability, Character Study, Arthur Pendragon Character Study, Kinda, Introspection, Friendship/Love, Crying, Canon Divergence - Episode: s05e13 The Diamond of the Day (Merlin), ARTHUR DESERVED TO FEEL ANGRY Summary:

"All that power," Arthur taunts, "and you still can't save me."

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Arthur feels everything. He feels it all.

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Hi everyone, this is my first-ever fanfiction! If you’d be willing to read it and tell me what you think, I’d be forever indebted to you. Seriously. Lets make out. 

Love, adelaide <3