#jake and

[stabbistabb]

Headcanon:

Jake has a “suck it up and be nice” sorta mentality.. he’s had this long before becoming captain and when he does become captain it get worse.

He rarely gets pissy with people because of this but one time he was so overwhelmed with stressed he yelled at hook (calling him crocodile food) and immediately felt bad afterwards.

Hook being an ass basically makes Jake feel like the worst piece of shit possible by constantly reminding him about.

[randommultifandomrants]

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

[l0velysmut]

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

[sabertoothwalrus]

I wanted to revisit sock princess

[urban-industrial-aesthetic]

[jamjoob]

I would've done anything for another fancy dinner episode

[itshelia]

Taking anti-depressant pills?? Seeing a therapist??? Journaling???? No need babe, my fav writer just dropped another x reader fic.

[nrmtenjoyer]

Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this

[clawsomebeats]

its time

[anthonysperkins]

Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee

[lovelyspooks]

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

[stabbistabb]

Ya know what, I feel like after becoming captain Jake kinda becomes a people pleaser.. like he now feels like he has to live up to this image of the “Great and mighty colossus” and stuff. So he starts over working himself and makes up a WHOLE new personality for anyone who aren’t his crew..

[l0caltiredgirl]

me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together

[discount-supervillain]

whoops

[satans-trek]

Avery Brooks deliveries that make me smile every time single I think of them.

[thatboisus]

he wants me so bad (he’s fictional and i read a fanfic about him)