#james potter headcanons

[ddejavvu]

more best friend james with no boundaries headcanons please 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 like sirius and remus definitely side eye the two of you but they don’t ever make it noticeable 🫢 they’re just waiting for the two of you to finally get together 😵‍💫 like james definitely rests his hands in between your thighs when he’s cold and remus is always muttering to sirius how that is definitely not best friend behaviour

Sirius and Remus stop in tandem, beat up shoes stomping to a halt in the middle of the floor. It would be comical if their gazes weren't so scrutinizing and judgmental towards you where you're curled up in James's bed.

"Are we interrupting something?" Remus raises a brow at you where you lay pressed to James's chest, his hands wrapped around your waist and tucked into the space between your thighs. He'd been griping about the chill of the air against his hands after realizing they wouldn't stay tucked into the sleeves of his sweater, so when he'd pried your thighs apart to slip his hands between them, you'd let him get his fill of your body heat.

"Jus' the most boring book I've ever read," James drawls, popping his head lazily off of the pillow to stare at his friends, "Don't even know why she reads this shit, anyways."

"I read it because I like it," You hum, used to James's disdain of your more 'boring' (read: not dangerous, reckless, or foolish) hobbies, "But I'm more curious as to why you read it over my shoulder, James, if it's so boring and awful."

"Not much choice," He reasons, but you both know he could shut his eyes if he wanted to be free from your novel, and you squeeze your thighs together in hopes of pressing his hands painfully together as a reprimand.

James makes a sort of stunted groan as his knuckles scrape painfully together, but when you release your grip, he doesn't pull away. He merely settles his head back against the pillow, eyes sneakily roving over the page you're reading.

"Remus, a word." Sirius grabs the man by his right scarred hand, tugging him towards the closet. They disappear inside together, and when the door shuts behind them, and Sirius manages to swat the sleeve of his leather jacket out of his face, he stares at Remus with wide, urgent eyes.

"Did you see that?" Sirius gawps, as if maybe Remus hadn't noticed James's hands resting inches from your core, "That is not normal friend behavior?"

"I bet two galleons they kiss within the month," Remus wagers with a smirk on his face, and the expression is contagious where it transfers to Sirius right away.

"Within the week," Sirius solidifies his stance, holding a hand out for Remus to shake, "You've got a deal, Moony."

--

The moment the closet door shuts behind Remus and Sirius, you crane your neck to look backwards at James.

"They're not even trying to hide it anymore," You breathe, keeping your voice low so that the two boys can't hear you, "What do you think they're doing in there?"

"Kissing, probably," James snorts, "Pulling someone into a closet by the hand is not normal friend behavior."

"When are they just gonna give it up?" You scoff, twisting back around to resume reading, "They're so obvious."

"Dunno, love." James hums, leaning forwards to press a kiss to your shoulder where your tank top has slid off of the skin there. He readjusts his hands between your thighs, nestling them imperceptibly closer to your heated core, "Some people are just oblivious."

[daenysx]

mornings with james potter headcanons (nsfw)

requests are open!

james potter likes waking up before you.

well, he's used to waking up early because of his trainings, but since you started dating he tolerates waking up to the first lights of the day better.

you snuggle into his bed like a little koala, wrapped around warm sheets and face pressed against soft pillow.

james's heart makes this funny thing when he sees you so relaxed next to him.

he always finds you holding onto his arm or his waist, an unconscious movement because you feel safe with him.

your eyelids twitch at the dream you're having, your lips slightly curved, and james begs to be in one of those dreams.

you keep your legs wrapped around his legs, just a poor attempt to keep him in bed with you for a little longer.

james loves listening your breathing sounds in the silence of morning, he loves watching your nose move as you inhale and exhale.

he quietly memorizes every detail of your face.

you move closer to him, the bed is warm and addictive, he pulls you on his chest.

you bury your face to his neck.

your lips brush on his skin, he loves sleeping shirtless, your fingers stroke the little places you can reach of him.

he rubs your back to let you go back to sleep.

hair kisses.

lots and lots of hair kisses, because he loves the smell of your hair.

his hands are huge, covering your entire backside with slow but effective movements.

but it doesn't work because he has to leave for his practices soon, and you know it.

you blink your eyes open and you smile when the first thing you see is him.

james melts.

he smiles back, kissing you good morning.

you try to convince him to stay with you.

"it'll be the third time in this week if i miss practice, you little minx."

you kiss him silly, he kisses you until he is breathless.

he somehow convinces you to leave the bed with him.

morning showers with james potter.

it's like a piece of heaven really.

because he is huge, and he can handle everything.

he offers to wash your hair every time, you wash his in return just to see his curls shiny and soaking wet.

shower sex.

yes, because how can he stop himself when you look so pretty and soft under the shiny lights of the day?

he loves getting on his knees as you push his hair back from his face.

and yes, he knows what he's doing as he eats you out.

if you think he'll stop after he got one orgasm out of you, you're wrong.

no, because one is not enough, he has to keep going for a perfect morning.

he pushes his achingly hard cock inside of you, but it's always so good because he's strong enough to carry you and hold you against bathroom tiles.

neck kisses.

the stretch is so good, you drip on him and your cunt clenches around him.

he thinks you are lovely.

he keeps moving his hips to find that soft spot inside of you.

when he founds it he is relentless.

he presses there just the way you like until you are moaning his name like a mantra.

he pulls himself back just on time and plays with your clit as he holds you with his one arm securely.

you come for him again and james is proud.

he comes hard, moans your name, earns a kiss from you on his lips.

you help him ride his orgasm through.

and then you both get cleaned up.

james loves seeing you with wet hair.

he watches you as you do some skin care and obliges everything you say as you apply some of the products on his pretty face.

he makes the best iced lattes.

you both have some breakfast and drink your coffees.

he pushes you against the door when you're both ready, just for one last kiss.

but that kiss takes at least five minutes and he ruins your lipstick.

"james!"

"it's okay, sweetheart, i'm sure you can fix it in the car."

and he has the audacity to laugh.

he kisses you again.

you both leave the apartment to do your things.

james hugs you in the car before you leave.

he kisses your cheek.

he watches you walk until he loses the sight of you.

james potter is fucking whipped for you.

[sstarmoon]

Can you imagine how happy Euphemia was when she found out that her son and Regulus were getting married? She had taken Regulus into her home when he was still a boy, so hurt, so vulnerable. She practically took him and Sirius into her arms, raising them as if they were her own children, loving them as if they were her own children.

She wasn't stupid, she knew her son; James had been born to her after all. And she knew her boy was in love. She saw it in her boy's eyes every time Regulus was around. The woman didn't want to squirm in her wisdom, but with a smirk on her face, she knew those two would end up together. And she couldn't help but feel proud and somewhat mischievous of herself when, just after James had turned twenty, asked Regulus to marry him.

She had suspected that her boy was up to something; James had been working twice as hard since he graduated. She, worried, seeing her son come home tired every night, tried to reassure him; telling him that there was no need, that he would never lack anything at home. Oh, little she know that James was saving to buy a ring, and to pay the first installment of the house he was going to buy for himself and Regulus.

Despite that, she did knew they would eventually get married. What she didn't expect was that they would give her grandchildren so soon.

When James and Regulus announced it, right after having lunch together, she was speechless, she just couldn't form the words, thousands of things were happening inside her. She then looked at Regulus, seeking confirmation. He had a soft smile on his face, and when Euphemia looked down, she saw a barely noticeable baby bump under Regulus' clothes and that's when she started crying. Oh, how she loved that boy. And although she always considered Regulus part of her family, this was different. She hugged him, so tight, crying into the poor boy's clothes. Regulus hugged her back, feeling so overwhelmed, no one had ever hugged him like that. He cried too, he couldn't help it. Everything was so overwhelming and so beautiful. She took the boy's face in her hands; she always thought Regulus was a very beautiful boy. And now he was hers; part of her family. Regulus had just given her the most beautiful gift that only he could give her, and Euphemia was never going to let him go. He was her boy too.

[siriusblack-the-third]

Ok but we all agree that James Fucking Potter has the longest, thickest, prettiest damn eyelashes on this earth right?? Cause he does. The prettiest.

He removed his glasses once in the Great Hall during lunch and the Hogwarts students haven't gotten over it since then. They're envious. They're jealous. They're mad. Mascara and eyelash curler have nothing on his lashes. They're attracted to him.

(Sirius is in pain. James already has the largest brown doe eyes, and then he has the prettiest eyelashes too?? People keep asking him why he always goes along with whatever James says like- have you not seen that boy bat his eyelashes and say "pretty please with a cherry on top pleaseeee"?? He's a menace. A threat to society. A manipulator. Sirius loves him.)

(James loves Sirius back.)

(He may also be doing the eyelash thing on purpose.)

[futurecorps3]

Hiiii!!!!

i was just wondering if you could write something which is like ways that James Potter would be protective over his gf please .

If not please don’t worry!! <333

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞!𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫

Masterlist<3

-OH BABEEEEE

-He's built like a footballer (Quidditch buff, he has big boobs<3) so just know no mf is going to even TRY to get near you

-He's so big in shape, it's so very scary and he KNOWS IT

-I feel like James would have very diverse ways of being protective of you

-He's subtle about it when he's not jealous

-I'm talking a hand on your waist/shoulders constantly

-Pulling you into his chest with both of his arms

-You know that thing when boys pull you by the waist like directing you in crowded places?

-Yeah he does that.

-If you get the tiniest bit hurt like tripping or knocking your knee with something, this man will CARRY you to wherever you two are going

-"Can't risk you losing that leg, darling" "James, I bumped it on the des-" "WE CANNOT RISK IT"

-He's so stupid I love him

-Oh, but when he is jealous

-He is SHAMELESS.

-James Fleamont Potter will start making out with you if someone looks at you too much for his liking

-No matter where or when, he'll just start kissing you and girl I honestly can't blame you for not opposing.

-His grip on your body tightens

-He whispers some dirty shit in your ear so whoever's looking at you the wrong way sees the effect he has on you, giggling at whatever the Potter boy said and kissing him on the cheek

-Yeah he's that one mf.

-If you struggle with self-confidence or some other insecurity, he makes sure to make you feel better about it!!

-No one ever dares to talk shit about you. Ever.

-If someone isn't quite caught up with that, well... the consequences are severe to say the least

-When James finds out, he's furious and will walk up to the person to confront them directly

-As I said, he's physically big, but even if he was the size of Sirius, he'd still be quite intimidating

-He exudes this energy when he's angry, it's so hot when it's not directed towards you istg

-"Heard you had to say something about my girl mate?" with a smirk portraying everything but kindness... yeah.

-Makes the person apologize to you directly, them scared shitless because James threatened them in a friendly (not) way.

-"I'm sorry Y-Y/N"

-LORDDDD HE'S SO <3

-At parties he's always watching over you while you hang out with the girls or your friends in other houses

-Not in a controlling way, but he really just wants to make sure you're okay and comfortable<3333

-In conclusion

-James Potter is the perfect boyfriend.

[lovings4turn]

welcoming spring with james potter . . . lounging together on the windowsill of james' bedroom, your back to his chest as the first arrivals of the sun warm your skin . james taking the opportunity to present you with fresh bouquet after fresh bouquet of the seasonal flowers , tucking a snowdrop behind your ear or begging you to teach him how to make a daisy chain . james handing you his hoodie without hesitation , because although the weather is quickly improving , the wind can still be bitter against your exposed skin . he can handle the goosebumps , but the only thing your skin should be littered with are his kisses . jumping at the first available chance to have a picnic , james feeding you fresh strawberries and wiping the juice that trickles down your chin as you bite into the flesh , whilst you point out the baby ducklings swimming around in the pond not too far away from your gingham blanket . spring may have sprung , but your love for james transcends every season .

[magewritesstories]

Hi i was just wondering if you could write something of James potter and Fem!reader (established relationship) where basically they are at a Gryfindor party and basically there is this guy who has a huge crush on her and is being low-key creepy about it and it’s just James being the protective bf he is.

If not don’t worry!!!! x

[ ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ] ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜꜱʏ, ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜꜱʏ

summary: James Potter doesn't share anything, especially not his girlfriend TW: underage drinking note: ngl, I don't see James as the jealous type, but he is super protective. Also idek if Amos was in their year, but for the sake of the story he is.

JAMES POTTER IS NOT A JEALOUS GUY.

Really, he isn't. But dear Godrick he's never wanted to bash someone's head in with a bottle of firewhiskey so badly—but that might just be the empty bottle talking.

He watched from a good ten feet away as Amos Diggory flirted with you with a wide smirk.

As mentioned before, James wasn't a jealous guy. He couldn't blame the stares you got whilst walking through the halls, or the way some eyes would linger when you laughed a little too loudly at one of his dumb jokes.

You were stunning, and James didn't blame people for seeing that. Hell, he was glad they did. Besides, he couldn't ignore the tiny ego boost he got from the fact that at the end of the day he was your boyfriend and not any of them.

Amos however didn't seem to understand that.

James's eyes narrowed as he slung his arm around you oh-so casually as he told a (probably stupid) joke. You gave him a small smile, a polite one—yep, definitly a stupid joke.

"You planning on murdering Diggory by glaring, mate?" Siruis asked, walking over to his best friend with a grin, "I'm afraid you're not one of those guys from Peter's superhero books—hey wormy, which one was it? With the laser eyes?"

Peter looks up from his drink in confusion, "Superman?"

"Yeah, that one," Sirius snapped his fingers, "So, is that your plan? Burning Diggory with you laser eyes?"

"The only thing burning in here is Prongs," Remus replied with a laugh. James rolled his eyes, "I don't know what you're talking about."

Lily decided to join in on the conversation and added in a teasing tone: "Really, 'cause you look a little uhm... green."

"I'm not jealous, I don't get jealous," He replied with a scoff, glancing in your direction again, "Especially not of guys like Amos Diggory."

His friends all gave him sceptical looks as he grabbed another bottle of fire whiskey. "Why would I be jealous. I have nothing to be jealous about," He insisted, staring intently as Amos dragged you and Dorcas towards the dance floor.

"What about the fact that he's already asked out Y/N like three times?" Peter replied casually. The entire friendgroup turned towards him, "What?"

He jsut shrugged, "Yeah, he just asked her out three times in the past two hours—watching him get rejected twice was awkward, the third time it was just sad."

"And you're mentioning this now?!"

"I thought you knew, I mean you've been staring at them the entire night."

James put down his bottle of firewhiskey and made his way over to the two of you.

"That's not fair—you're just Slughorn's favourite," You replied, smiling as you whirled the drink in your hand.

Amos grinned at you, "Yeah, well, maybe if you spent more time actually listening during class you'd be able to catch up with me. Maybe."

You rolled you eyes at the statement. "Oh, please, Diggory, if anything I'm doing you a favour. If I actually tried during classes I'd leave you in the dust."

"Oh, yeah?" The blond asked, raising a brow at you, "Maybe I should return the favour by taking you to Honeydukes this weekend."

"Hmm, no, I think I'm good," You reply as politely as you can, mustering a small smile.

This was the fourth time Amos had asked you out in the past two hours. And also the fourth time you'd rejected him.

How did he not know you had a boyfriend? You'd think that after that kiss (read: pretty much a make-out session) with James after Gryffindor beat (read: wiped the floor with) Hufflepuff last quidditch match, people would know the two of you were dating.

Apparantly not.

"Besides—" A loud, familiar voice sounded as James put his arm around you shoulder— "We've already got plans for this weekend."

The brunette give you a sloppy kiss and a satisfied grin, "Don't we, babe?"

You smile and nod. "Mhm, you promised me a drink at the Three Broomsticks."

Amos looked between you and James as you gave eachother lovesick stares.

Maybe you were laying it on extra thick just for Amos but they were lovesick stares nonetheless.

"Oh, uhm, well then..." He stuttered, trying to form a coherent sentence. James turned to him with a raised brow, "Well, maybe you should be heading towards the firewhiskey."

Amos seemed to take the hint. Finally. He quickly scurried away and out of your sight.

You let out a sigh, "Thank you—for someone so smart that guy really doesn't know how to take a hint."

"Well, good thing you got me then," James replied, grinning from ear to ear as he kissed you again, "Your own personal superman."

You swung your arms around his neck and smiled into the kiss, "Mhm, so lucky."

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[junipers-archive]

*ੈ✩‧₊˚✧ GIRLFRIEND ❥ The first time James calls you his girlfriend!! (fluff)

Today was the day you were all able to visit hogsmeade for the first time.

Correction, it was the first time you'd be able to visit hogsmeade with permission. To be fair you'd already been countless of times, after you made friends with James, Remus, Sirius and Pete. They'd taken it upon themseleves to show you all the secret passages they'd found prior to your friendship.

Even your first date with James had been spent sneaking into the very town, holding hands through the passage way and kissing off his butter-beer made mustache.

You were currently walking down in groups, you and James were holding hands slowly watching the others as they conversed.

Sirius was, of course taking as much of the attention he could get by speaking quite loudly, "Well I think we should go to Honeydukes first, I'm all out of chocolate frogs from our last trip!"

Pete squeaked nervously beside him, "Will you keep it down! Minnie will hear you!"

"He's right pads, keep it down, also maybe we should split up? I need to make a stop at Tomes and Scrolls." It was Remus he had been leisurely strolling after Sirius' gallavanting, every so often stretching his long limbs.

Sirius, like a child was the only one who didn't quite listen to Remus when he spoke, no matter how intimaditing he could be. "Fine, but we can't split up, that's against the code moons."

Remus huffed out annoyed,

"Are you seriously bringing that up right now?" James was getting uncomfortable, like he always did when they fought, shifting the arm he had around you.

"Yes. yes I am. and if you follow the code you know, we don't split up. ever."

Even Peter was getting antsy, you'd all stopped at the ridge right before entering the town to continue the conversation . "W-well, do we have to follow the code? Jamie brought his girlfriend for godrics sake, I hardly think its necessary!"

Your heart skipped and your cheeks flushed at being called James' girlfriend, you knew it wasn't exactly the time but you hadn't yet had that talk.

James finally spoke, brought out of his daze by the mention of you, "Pete's right, I did bring my girlfriend and if you lot want to split up go ahead, I'm going with her."

He pulled you against his side tightly, leading you through his friends who were still squabbling about the 'rules'.

Walking down to the main ridge you still couldn't proccess what he said, he'd called you his girlfriend, correct? Not person-he-was-dating, not friend, not anything else, but girlfriend. right?

As you approach the three broomsticks your eyes are still blown wide, asking hestitantly, "Y-you said girlfriend?"

He grinned down at you knowingly leading you toward an empty booth, "Yes sweetheart, I did."

"S-So am I- does that mean-we're-"

He leans down to kiss your temple, silencing you as he smiles and pulls back to see your hopeful face, "Yes' believe it means we're boyfriend-girlfriend now, if that's okay with you?"

When you seat yourself your mouth is still agape answering quickly, "Yea, yea that's more okay with me Jamie!"

He tries to hide the small tint in his cheeks by looking down at the menu the waitress put down, "Good to hear, so what're you having?"

And the rest of the trip is spent perfectly, stopping by your favorite shops, almost never being out of each others reach and buying enough goodies to last you till Christmas. He even lets you drag him into a jewelery store nearby the pub.

Yet throughout it all you're still in a slightly lovesick daze, because James Potter had called you his girlfriend.

[cosmal]

omg aerial. do u think james is an ass or tits man 🧐 (for educational purposes ofc)

smut 18+ — james potter x fem!afab!reader

i feel definitely a tits man

he’ll stare at them really obliviously and you’ll say something like, hey, eyes up here, buddy. god, and he’ll get so blushy and a lil apologetic. oh, sorry, baby. really. super sorry. you laugh because it is kinda funny.

when it’s cold he’ll have his hands up your jumper if he can beat you before your own hands are up his. laying on the lounge, you’re up against his back and his hands are up your clothes. squeezing every now and then when he remembers where they are. in the line at the grocer. he gets a little handsy and you’re swatting him like, jamie, stop it. he gets a little too smug when he can get you flustered yourself. he never pushes it though. he listens. he will corner you though at like a party and just grope them, eyes really fucking bright behind his glasses. jesus, christ baby. this top :))) sometimes it feels too good for you to let him stop. you kiss him. james, wait til we get home, hmm? he stops. suddenly stern. right. home.

and during sex????? it always starts with him massaging them over some really fucking pretty bra he’s bought you. something lacy and extravagant. squeezing and massaging until it almost hurts. he’s ripping it off as gently as he can but still as quick as possible. as soon as they’re free he has his mouth wrapped around your nipples. he just grunts and smothers his face in your chest while you pull at his hair. which really only spurs him on. he loves to be on top while he fucks you so he can watch them bounce <3 he sometimes leans down to mark you up. purple marks over the soft flesh of your pretty tits <333

[redroomwidows]

Can I request lovesick!James potter staying the night with his gf for the first time? Just fluff, fluff and fluff :)

Here you go! sorry for the wait! Also, you said gf, so I wrote this as a fem! reader, hope that's okay! I made James kinda feral lol, in a fluffy way though.

James Potter x fem!reader

——-&——-

Pretty girl, he says it like it’s your name. Like it was given to you by a greater force. Like he didn’t give it to you.

“Babe, where do you want me to put my stuff?” James enters with a large gym bag, a natural grin on his face. 

“Um, the bedroom’s fine Jamie,” You smile, “You always keep your stuff there,”

“Yeah,” he drawls, dropping the bag on the floor, heading towards your relaxed body, leaning on the back of the sofa “But I’m staying the night. It’s different,”

“It’s not,” you giggle “You’ll just be sleeping with me in my bed instead of collapsing on the sofa together,”

“Mhm,” James seems to make a strange groaning noise, wrapping his arms around you and snuggling into your neck. 

“What’re you doing?!” You giggle as he nips at your neck “Are you crazy?”

“Crazy in love,” 

You snort and kiss his head gently “Gotta get you into bed to calm you down,” He shakes his head and takes a sniff you your hair. 

“Smell nice,”

You playfully sway him away “Get away from me!”

“Never,” he grins and picks you up, forcing your legs to wrap around him as he pretends to bite your shoulder, causing a loud laugh to exit you. 

“Bedtime for you!”

[ddejavvu]

Your best friend James with no boundaries is such perfect James I can’t even 😩 I feel like after a while James rubs off on you and you don’t even think about it anymore. Like all of a sudden you’re bursting in on him in the shower to ask him a simple question, you’re taking your bra off immediately when you get to his room to get comfy, you’re touching him and being affectionate in ways that is definitely more than friends. And every time James is just doe eyed in love 😍 like you’re my bestie, darling 🥺 Meanwhile Sirius and Remus are watching like 😳 did that just happen? That’s not normal best friend behaviour

"Where's James?" You waste no time in pushing the door to the boys' dorms open, interrogating Sirius and Remus who've occupied themselves with what looks like a mountain of classwork.

"He's in the shower, you can- wait for him on his bed-!" Sirius watches as you beeline for the bathroom, standing to stop you when he realizes you're about to walk in on James.

"Y/N, don't-!" He tries, but you've nudged the door open, and you don't stop there. You make for the shower curtain and Sirius stands frozen in his spot, wondering if he's going to be fired as the group's official guard dog.

"Jamie?" You call, sticking your head between the shower curtain and the wall. James turns where he'd been unknowingly showcasing his broad, muscled back, soapy and lathered with suds.

"Oh-! Y/N, hi," He grins, working a sponge over his side, "What's up?"

'What's-' Sirius turns to Remus, mouthing an echo of your words in confusion. Remus has nothing to offer; in fact, he looks weary as he sits back in his seat and listens.

"Do you think I can borrow your scarf today? The girls 'n I were going to Hogsmeade but it's really cold, and I think I lost my scarf in the forest."

"Yeah, 's in my trunk, bird," James nods, conversation flowing easily despite James's lack of attire as he bends lower to scrub at his thighs, "Y'know where my trunk is, yeah?"

"Under your bed?" You confirm, and he nods again.

"Get the boys to help you drag it out, m'love,"

"Right. Thanks Jamie," You grin, leaning in to kiss the soaked skin of his cheek. He grins brightly, letting his own lips press to your much drier face.

You leave the bathroom once more to be met with Sirius and Remus's mildly disgruntled expressions, and they stare at you like they hadn't heard James's request for grunt muscle.

"Can you... help me with his trunk? He said I could borrow his scarf." You repeat, pointing timidly in the direction of his bed.

"Why don't you just take his boxers, too?" Sirius's nose wrinkles as he grimaces, "I bet they're jealous you see his dick more than they do."

[quuma]

i feel like everyone and their mother has spoken about this before but james potter is 100% the biggest puppy bf i've ever witnessed in literature !! like bro has MAXIMUM puppy dog stats

he's the kind of bf to INSIST UPON carrying your textbooks/bags for you and escort you to your classes class,,, like he would literally REFUSE to not do either of them,,, he gets so worked up about it that it's actually kind of pathetic (in a cute way),,,

you wouldnt even be able to carry them for 5 mins in his presence before he's scooping them out of your arms ("james i quite obviously have two perfectly functioning hands just let me hold my books pls" and his completely serious response would be "but im your bf??? and my hands are also free rn??? it's literally my job to hold your books just stfu and let me")

continuing the escorting headcanon he always ends up having to sprint to off to try and make it to his own class in time BDAHBFDH as soon as you retreive your books and walk into the classroom you try to look back and thank him,,, but there's literally just a cartoonish cloud of smoke where he stood not even 5 seconds prior (he insists that it's a good warmup for his quiddich practice)

he's also the kinda bf to literally SHOVE himself in front of you to beat you to the door, just so he can open it, dramatically wave his hand, bow, and say something cringey like "for you, my lady/liege" (BARF THATS SO CUTE IM LITERALLY GOING TO THROW UP)

OMG ALSO HE'S JUST INSANELY OBSERVANT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU????? to the point where it would be considered creepy if it wasnt james,, yknow?? there was definitely a time where upon meeting you at the door of the potions class you just finished (yes he is flushed, out of breath and sweating,,, no, he isnt going to admit that he sprinted from his C.F.M.C class 5mins early to make sure he met you at the door in time) and he does a double take and looks genuinely concerned before saying "???? pookie??? what happened to your hair???? did you do something different?? it looks different from when i saw you this morning !! D:" queue you responding with "?? wtf? i cut off a singular strand of hair for one of the potions how the actual fuck did you notice that??"

he is so babygirl i love it

i swear im not even a james stan but i can't help but ramble abt his bbygirlness

hes such a puppy dog bf

he just has the biggest heart eyes for you bro ( -3-) follows you around like a lost puppyyyyy

you dont just have him wrapped around your finger - you have him tattooed and superglued onto you istg

[saintchaser]

random marauders era headcanons part i forgot

james laughs at his own jokes before he can tell and while he tells them to someone else. hysterical wheezing laughter

mary has a pack of cherry and a pack of strawberry bubblegum on her wherever she goes. marlene has mint drops

remus only takes 30-minute long baths, and he never takes showers; just baths, always baths

dorcas squeals when she's excited

marlene's fringe is always too long, and whenever she cuts it, it's too short, and the wait for it to grow back into in length drives her up the wall

lily used to have a really large, greybunny named dust, and it used to be her best friend when she was five

peter always has hair ties with him and he ties his hair up with it in silly little things which should resemble ponytails

sirius' favorite eggs are eggs benedict, he could have them every day for breakfast

james wears slightly under knee high socks and only slightly knee high socks during the summer. if he has to wear socks, you can bet those are what he's wearing (he also wears socks and sandals and thinks it's the peak of fashion)

lily always puts her hair up before doing homework. it helps her focus better because she's not actively pushing her hair out of her face anymore

marlene's favorite hogwarts professor (besides mcgonagall) is flitwick, and that is why she's focusing and studying for his class (the only class actually cares about)

remus is shit at flirting (i am a firm believer of remus 'awkward' lupin)

mary makes puppy eyes to get what she wants (it actually works, somehow (especially on lily, and mostly on lily, actually))

peter has really warm and soft hands, and people always want to hold his hand for this reason. he also does that soothing thumb rubbing thing

sirius knows how to play the harp, and played it when he was younger, but he never actually used that skill later in life

the sorting hat actually considered putting dorcas in ravenclaw, but ultimately decided on slytherin because of her cunningness

[thesecretmansion]

hey, hope you are doing well

could you pretty please write me some shyish james x reader where its like that scene from mean girls where reginas mom is like "do you guys need a condom???"

please dont feel pressured. Have a nice night!!!!!!!!!!!

James is too nervous to even kiss you with your mom at home.

"It's fine. She won't care", your attempts to reassure him don't to anything to calm his nerves. He really wants her to like him. You don't tell him that the moment your mom saw that he was an attractive young boy she liked him.

After much persuading, James finally leans across the bed and presses a soft kiss to your lips. You smile gently reaching to grab his neck (and maybe some curls) and hold him in place. You feel him smile into the kiss and grin. He pulls away to look at you before leaning in again.

There is a loud knock on the door and James pulls away fully looking startled. You frown as you hear your mothers voice call from outside your closed door.

"Do you guys want snacks? Or maybe a condom?"

James falls forward into your lap face flushed with embarrassment.

"No, Mom. We're fine", you say looking down at the darling boy in your arms.

"Okay. You let me know if anything changes. Be safe"

If possible James turns even redder. You laugh to yourself as you stroke his curls out of the way. So much for an egomaniac.

Hey! Thank you so much for the request. I hope this fit your standards. Also sorry he is kind of OOC in this. I hope this is at least close to what you had in mind. also mean girls is literally one of my favorite movies and i was thinking about rewatching when i got this notif! I hope you enjoyed and have an amazing lovely day.

[futurecorps3]

hey babe, i am on my knees begging you pretty pls for a james x reader with big thighs and like a kinda chubby stomach you know??? pls i am begging so much 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐲!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

Masterlist<3

MINORS STAY AWAY I'LL BLOCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, THIS IS +18!!!

See also… All marauders versions in my marauders masterlist<3

I didn't quite know how to title this since it isn't exactly chubby reader but oh well. HAVING SAID THAT, JAMES IS SUCH A THIGS MAN. Thank you so much nonnie! My body type seems similar to this so this is very much me projecting<3 hope u like it

-Sorry for the strong start but he lives buried between your thighs

-Loves how plush they are!! When he goes down on you, he definitely bites them, squeezes them and makes you close them around his head<3.

-"Jamie I don't wanna hurt ya..." you giggle, seeing his eager hands pushing your thighs together "Oh shut it" barely audible because he's too busy taking care of you

-I've always imagined him being the one marauder with a car...

-HE HOLDS YOUR THIGH WHILE DRIVING UGH

-Gives mindless squeezes to them while taking turns, veiny, long fingers enclosing around the meat on your legs. PLEASE I'm melting.

-Teases you to no end if he's feeling frisky, raising his hand but not quite touching you where you need him

-"You alright there, darling?" glasses crooking slightly as he looks over to the side with a shit-eating smirk, kneading your inner thighs a bit too close to your- yeah.

-Not only while driving!! In class, in the common room, while eating dinner, in the library, when you wear jeans, when you wear skirts, when you're wearing nothing but panties and his jersey.

-He has to touch them.

-Loves how they look when you sit on his lap facing him!!!

-If you get self-conscious (because we all do sometimes), he has two solutions:

-Talk it out to see how he can help or make you sit on his face until you're brainless<3 your choice.

-Praise, praise, praise!!!

-"My pretty baby," "Doing such a good job," "Just relax. Let me take care of you, love." UGH.

-Adores using your tummy as a pillow in movie night with the marauders!!! He can't help himself, it's so soft like :(

-Lives for how you look in tight dresses that show your tummy and the top of your thighs

-Buys you a shit ton of those (partly bc he keeps tearing them up when you get time alone hehe)

-Flared, high-waisted jeans paired with long-sleeved crop tops are also his death sentence

-James Fleamont Potter can't go a day without absolutely drooling over how hot you are. It's a universal truth to him. He wholeheartedly believes there's no one as pretty as you!

-Laying on your thighs/tummy while you play with his hair<3

-Purposely buys skirts one size smaller than your size so they don't fit around your thighs and he can have a better look at them throughout the day

-Can't stop, won't stop for anyone except you.

-Again, if you feel uncomfortable with any of these, he'll gladly refrain. His unmeasured love for your body is just a part of your relationship!!

-If you like the attention, get ready because he'll live there and won't come out unless it's an emergency and, to be frank, very few things are an emergency to James Potter when he's squished between your tummy and thighs<3

[strawberrysodaslut]

just so we’re clear JAMES POTTER HAS A TUMMY

A SQUISHY LOVEY TUMMY

AND WE LOVE IT

he is a BIG BOY

RESPECT THAT IN THIS HOUSE