#peter pettigrew headcanons

[im-in-a-love-cult]

Random marauders headcanons!!

Sirius does not like physical touch unless it's a bro hug with James or Remus is touching him. He can make an exception if someones really upset tho

Regulus is one of those people who smoke then aggressively cough after. He tries to hide it when he smokes with Barty and Evan but he doesn't do great 😭

Barty is either sickly sweet to people (Pandora, Dorcas, Lily, Evan ect) or grabs at every opportunity to insult them (James, Sirius, not as much Remus funnily enough). And if he actually hates them he just punches them

Peter can breakdance strangely well??

Marlene doesn't wear makeup apart from an eyeliner pencil. Not in a pick me kinda way she just genuinely does not know what the fuck to do 😭

Regulus's favourite chocolate is white, and he loves sugar. Sirius is the opposite, he likes dark chocolate and doesnt mind sugar but it's definitely not his favourite

Dorcas is genuinely so sarcastic and funny, but Pandora does not understand sarcasm. My girl is confused

Peter is a silent judger. He will give you dirty looks and side eyes but if you ask what the problem is he's like 'nothingg...'

Mary really suits red and wears mostly that but she buys all her room decorations pink

Lily's favourite flowers are daisies. James always gets her Lilys and she finds it endearing, she doesn't tell him that tho (i love jegulus too don't bite me)

Majority of them smoke but Sirius, Remus and Barty do it most often. Remus doesn't like Sirius doing this. On the contrary, Pandoras never touched a cig in her life

Sirius and Regulus both have French accents, but Sirius's fades over the years. Of course, in some words he has a little French flair.

Pandora lets bugs crawl on her unless it's a hosile one. In that case, she gently scoops it of her and puts it where its safe

Lily and mary lie next to eachother in bed with facemasks on and they just sit in comfortable silence

Dorcas has really long natural nails. Her and Marls are both on the asexual spectrum so she doesn't need to trim them unless it's once in a blue moon.

Marlene sits cross-legged like a child whenever she can (same)

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

Remus can’t bake for shit, he tries ok but every time he bakes something it always goes wrong, think burnt cookies and sunken cakes

Sirius and James can’t bake either so the three of them rely heavily on Peter the baking king he is for any and all occasions

Now though remus wished he had learnt how, he can no longer walk past cafes and bakeries without feeling a sting of betrayal and Sirius no longer has cake for his birthday anymore

[lionmythflower]

hc that peter knows a bunch of languages bc he already grew up knowing 3 languages (both of this parents know languages other than English) and he picks up languages really easily, so a bunch of his friends will all be speaking in theyre first languages and Peter will just casually respond in the same language and they'll js have to do a double take for a moment

[sstarmoon]

All the marauders did their part in creating the Marauder's Map. They spent months studying to perfect every detail, to capture every corner, every hiding place of the castle that they knew like the back of their hands. But Peter, unlike James, Sirius and Remus, wasn't the brightest student. There wasn't much he could contribute. But Peter had a talent, he liked to draw, since he was little. He was good at it, the only thing he could say he did well. The only talent he thought he had. So Peter was on cloud nine when James asked him if he could draw the Marauder's Map.

[enbysiriusblack]

peter so just sits on james, sirius, and remus' shoulders/head all the time in his rat form. also naps in their pockets during boring classes. tries to scare mary who's terrified of rats. tries to avoid lily who'd try to keep him as a pet cause she loves rats.

[saintchaser]

random marauders era headcanons part i forgot

james laughs at his own jokes before he can tell and while he tells them to someone else. hysterical wheezing laughter

mary has a pack of cherry and a pack of strawberry bubblegum on her wherever she goes. marlene has mint drops

remus only takes 30-minute long baths, and he never takes showers; just baths, always baths

dorcas squeals when she's excited

marlene's fringe is always too long, and whenever she cuts it, it's too short, and the wait for it to grow back into in length drives her up the wall

lily used to have a really large, greybunny named dust, and it used to be her best friend when she was five

peter always has hair ties with him and he ties his hair up with it in silly little things which should resemble ponytails

sirius' favorite eggs are eggs benedict, he could have them every day for breakfast

james wears slightly under knee high socks and only slightly knee high socks during the summer. if he has to wear socks, you can bet those are what he's wearing (he also wears socks and sandals and thinks it's the peak of fashion)

lily always puts her hair up before doing homework. it helps her focus better because she's not actively pushing her hair out of her face anymore

marlene's favorite hogwarts professor (besides mcgonagall) is flitwick, and that is why she's focusing and studying for his class (the only class actually cares about)

remus is shit at flirting (i am a firm believer of remus 'awkward' lupin)

mary makes puppy eyes to get what she wants (it actually works, somehow (especially on lily, and mostly on lily, actually))

peter has really warm and soft hands, and people always want to hold his hand for this reason. he also does that soothing thumb rubbing thing

sirius knows how to play the harp, and played it when he was younger, but he never actually used that skill later in life

the sorting hat actually considered putting dorcas in ravenclaw, but ultimately decided on slytherin because of her cunningness

[mxed-salad-greens]

some peter head-cannons because this fandom neglects the poor boy

he/they (prefers they but dosnt want to inconvenience others by saying that so only really the other marauders use they)

short but not the shortest (is like an inch or a couple cm for you not americans taller than sirius and loves to talk about it)

is aroace but doesn’t realize it until like the middle of sixth year, and because he doesn’t realize it for a while dates and sleeps with so so many people. like you could point to a random student in the great hall at dinner that was about their age and they would probably be peter’s ex of some kind

loves cheese. loved cheese before they became animagi. when they were working on that james and sirius would joke that peter would be a mouse or a rat because of how much they likes cheese

is like besties with cat form mcgonnagal. he doesn’t know it’s her but she knows it’s him and they sometimes will hangout and run around the hallways. they bond over their love of cheese.

because he’s besties with mcgonnacat, he never had any problems with pet cats and strays bc minerva told them pete’s a friend. (also helps that they steal cheese for them from the kitchen)

is actually pretty good at school but his B+s and A-s aren’t that noticeable next to james and remus’s consistent As and A+s (or whatever the equivalent would be at hogwarts)

a god at chess

is a really good singer but only ever sings in front of the other marauders (once he drunkenly did karaoke with mary and she asked for his autograph after(jokingly ofc but still))

got a muggle driving license bc he thought that would be helpful. bc of this he was the designated alcohol getter on their cornwall ‘77 trip (atyds is canon shhh)

also always the designated snack getter from the kitchen when they’re doing anything

always has ibuprofen or some kind of pain relief potion in his pocket/bag bc remus is always in some form of pain from his furry little problem, james is always sore from quidditch and sirius gets migraines. mary also gets really bad cramps and never complains but peter can tell when she’s in pain. he himself has chronic joint pain but never takes the medicine because what if his friends need it?

also always has extra cigarettes and a lighter in his bag even though he dosnt smoke

he also always has an extra tampon and pad

when hes drunk he can’t transform to or from his rat form. so if hes drunk and a rat at the time, hes kinda stuck at a rat, at least until he sobers up a bit

can play guitar and the drums and a little bit of piano

loves quidditch and watching quidditch and the idea of playing quidditch but in reality is a bit afraid of heights (though in james’s backyard where the goal posts aren’t to high, he’s an amazing keeper)

will probably reblog with others as i think of them!

[ginevrapng]

𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐖 / 𝐀 - 𝐙 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

i've never written or used some kind of template but i wanted to write something for peter. i've written for all the other marauders multiple times, so here is something for peter. i don't know if i'm going to write for him again but all the other marauders are getting fics all the time so i had to write peter something (nsfw below the cut/ mdni)

A = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

♡ peter is kind of unaware that he needs to give aftercare after sex, he doesn't really know what it is but even still he's very cuddly after sex and wants to stay inside you as long as possible

B = body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

♡ he likes his arms because during sex, you typically grab hold of his arms trying to stabilise yourself and scratching up his arms in the process. he likes your hands because they feel so soft and warm in his, you're never afraid to hold his hand in public and he loves when you swing your hands together a little when you walk

C = cum (basically anything to do with cum)

♡ he gets instantly hard right after cumming as he watches you after you've given him a blowjob and you catch any cum that's spilled out of your lips with your fingers before sucking your fingers clean

D = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

♡ peter still has your underwear from the first time you slept together, it's his most prized possession. your underwear wasn't anything special, it wasn't lacy or anything, it was plain white cotton and peter can't explain it but for some reason he likes that better.

E = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

♡ he's inexperienced and you knew that from the beginning. he's never wanted flings or had no desire for one night stands, he's always wanted sex to be between someone he loved and someone he loved back. when you first met him he was a virgin, you were his first relationship

F = favourite position (this goes without saying)

♡ missionary!! nothing is better to him than seeing your pretty faces reactions up close, it's intimate and he loves it.

G = goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

♡ he's more serious and prefers to make jokes and will banter with you afterwards while cuddling

H = hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

♡ he trims downstairs regularly when you started dated, beforehand he didn't bother

I = intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

♡ peter is very soft and gentle during sex, whispering how much he adores you while complimenting and caressing your plush body

J = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

♡ he doesn't masturbate often, especially now that you're dating. sometimes when he hasn't seen you in a day or two he can't help but touch himself as he thinks about how much he misses you he gets hard and strokes himself, whimpering and shoving his fist against his mouth trying to stop himself from making any noise.

K = kink (one or more of their kinks)

♡ praise, he loves telling you how good you're being for him and as he praises you you clench around him and your moans become louder.

♡ cockwarming, he loves when he pulls you onto his lap and he feels your soft body on top his with his cock inside you, holding you close while his arms are around your middle.

L = location (favourite places to do the do)

♡ you two only have sex on your shared bed. once you tried the idea of having sex in the shower but you nearly slipped and fell, peter made you get out straight away and said 'we're never trying that again' while you giggled at him

M = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

♡ everything about you turns him on, you in general gets him going the most. when he sees you after not seeing you for awhile, hugging you, when you run out of soap or shampoo and have to use his so you smell like him, when you peacefully relax your body after a long day and lean against him, when you wash your face and take of your makeup if you're wearing any before bed before climbing into bed next to him.

N = NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

♡ orgasm denial and denial in general, he doesn't like the idea of not giving you what you want and making you wait or beg for something you want. if you want to cum he's going to make you cum, if you want him to kiss you or finger you he's going to do it.

O = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

♡ he likes giving and receiving, normally when he's receiving he'll be giving right after. he was inexperienced at the beginning and needed guidance, he's better at fingering

P = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

♡ definitely slow and sensual but when he's getting close to finishing his pace gets more sloppy and his thrusts are a little more rougher.

Q = quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

♡ peter prefers proper sex but he's not opposed to quickies occasionally when you're both very needy and horny but don't have a lot of time, these times are very rare though

R = risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

♡ he is a marauder at the end of the day, he's game to experiment and keep it fresh but he personally will not take risks, he doesn't want you to feel unsafe and after the shower incident he doesn't want to risk accidentally hurting you.

S = stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

♡ he's a one round kind of guy, two tops. he can last for a pretty long time and will always make sure you cum, even if has to end up going an extra round resulting to him accidentally overstimulating himself

T = toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

♡ at the start of your relationship he didn't use toys but over time started experimenting and slowly added more toys into the bedroom.

U = unfair (how much they like to tease)

♡ he doesn't tease, he wants to give you exactly what you want and he gets pleasure from giving you what you want

V = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

♡ he's quite loud but when he realises how loud he's being he'll try and stifle any noises however when you realise what he's doing you tell him you want to hear him. he mainly whimpers and pants

W = wild card (get a random headcanon)

♡ you're both foodies and one day brought the idea of using food in the bedroom. it's valentine's day and the previous day you brought squirty cream, chocolate and strawberries as well. you both ended up with food on you at some point in the night with the other person sensually licking it off, it was a very memorable valentines day

X = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

♡ he's fairly average in this department but you think it's probably the prettiest cock you've ever seen with the tip of his cock being a pretty pale pink colour

Y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

♡ his sex drive is high but a lot of the time he'll just like cuddling you while you're warming his cock.

Z = ZZZz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

♡ he prefers talking to you afterwards and making you laugh and smile. sometimes you'll put on the telly in the background and whisper to each other about what's happening and providing amusing commentary before ending up asleep still with the tv on and your bodies intertwined together.

[theres-an-endless-starry-sky]

Hoping on this trend except I have the advantage of owning an ink and quill set sooo

Which marauders hand writing do I have?

[sporadicmotivation]

Marauders headcanon:

Lots of people talk about how good Peter is at chess. I want to add on to that that one day a little 1st year asked him how to play and he sat down and they had an evening learning together. After that he got lots of requests from younger kids asking him to teach them. He ended up holding weekly sessions and tournaments for the kids :)

[jaylienpotter]

Peter Pettigrew headcanons!!

Has heterochromia, one eye brown and another green, big round eyeshape

Sandy blond hair

Round chubby face, plus sized, the shortest out of all the boys (including the Slytherin Skittles)

Gets some freckles during the summer

Has a gap tooth and button nose

Had a lot of acne in his early teenage years but stopped drinking milk and his skin got a lot better, eventually very soft (apparently he was lactose intolerant)

Bites his nails since he was a kid

Eats as a coping mechanism for his (somewhat high) anxiety

Had body issues for a while but through talking about it to Lily, both of them learned to love who they are and how they look, as well as to be kind to themselves

Asexual and in the aromantic spectrum (completely aro and repulsed by romance / demiromantic who had a crush on James and then on Benjamin Fenwick, depending on the fic)

Has no patience for the stupidity of his friends (yet does nothing to help the situation, finding it entertaining) but is very patient with their struggles

During pranks, he's usually the distraction or lookout, since he's very attentive and sneaky, able to go anywhere unnoticed as a rat animagus

Knows everything that happens in that castle. E v e r y t h i n g

Detail-oriented

Gossips a lot with the girls (especially Mary)

Never loses a bet, nor a game of chess

Smarter than people think, he's simply uninterested in academics and dyslexic

Comics enthusiast, has a collection (favourites are Marvel)

Funniest of the Marauders

Plant dad, his favourite subjects are Herbology and Care of Magical Creatures

Friends with Prof. Sprout and Hagrid

Has a love for frogs, gets a toad during Hogwarts

Terrible alcohol tolerance and gets awful hangovers (usually involves puking), always says he'll never drink again and never goes through with it

Despises the smell of tobacco

James's neighbour and childhood friend, looks up to him

Will let others step over him yet jumps ahead to defend Remus or Sirius if they're getting made fun of or insulted

Hates horror movies that are unrealistic, pays more attention to the characters' dumb bad choices than the scary parts (will complain about it)

Has an okay relationship with his parents however claims they're overprotective

Gets along with his sister even though she's a squib (will fight anyone who speaks badly of her)

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

I think the best part of young Peter and Remus’ friendship is the fact that Remus could express all his anger with Peter

And I’m not saying James and Sirius would not have let Remus be angry more that Remus knows that Sirius does not have the best response to anger so he does not want to risk endangering padfoot

James does not have much experience with anger at all and Remus couldn’t bare the thought that his anger would scare him or that James would start seeing him as others do as something dangerous (James would never)

But Peter knew better than most the anger that Remus would feel because he was so in tune with all his friends emotions

Peter knew that Remus often felt he wasn’t allowed to be angry because he feared that would make him a stereotype and a danger to others but Peter was different

He encouraged remus’ expressions of discontent and would always provide a safe place for the two to vent about their lives

[peters-brain]

oblivious james is so much more fun than oblivious peter cause if james knew about wolfstar he would instantly tell peter but pete would piss himself laughing about james not realising

[billi-mausi]

Love Love Love the relationships (completely platonic) between the Marauders and the girls

(also I feel like all of the boys have one girl each as their SECOND best friend?? Like Remus & Lily, Sirius & Mary, James & Marlene, Peter & Pandora, but more on that later)

Anyways so here are some of my HCs:

James & Marlene

Childhood besties!!

Bestfriends ( Sirius & Marlene often fight each other for this title, but both know Marlene is James bestfriend)

They have a small matching scar right next to their mouth, because 6 year old Marlene & James thought it was a really fun idea to climb the tree in Marlene's backyard (all the whole Peter was telling them not too, that it was a bad idea) evidently, they did not listen and the branch the two were swinging on broke, they fell down, their shoulders shaking, as Peter ran forward to them, thinking they got hurt badly and were sobbing, but turns out the idiots were just laughing, looking at each other and the cut that was bleeding right next to their mouths and laughing, Peter soon joined in on the laughing. (Their parents found them like this, and after cleaning them up and applying bandages they go a good scolding where Peter just said I told you so and a hug)

James (&Peter) being the only one who can call Marelene 'Leene'. She bits anyone else's head off, if they call her that

They have matching tattoos, with the other person's initial written on their wrists in morse code.

James likes to act as her big brother and she is all to happy to play the part as his younger sister who loves o annoy him.

James was the first person Marlene told that she liked girls and not boys (though James already had an inkling because, when 11 year old Marlene had dropped her glass of orange juice, haw dropped, on seeing Euphemia Potter in her black halter neck dress for her anniversary, it was when Marlene constantly ranted about how much she 'hated' Dorcas meadows in 3rd year, it was when she had accidentally kissed Mary MacDonald her roommate, and came crying to James) accepting such a huge part of herself was not at all easy for Marlene, growing up in a pureblood household, it was not easy for her to break the through her own internalised homophobia, but James was there for her every step of the way and it took time but soon the besties were often seen gossiping about their recent girl crushes, giggling over Amelia Selvyn from Slytherin or Mary Abbott from Hufflepuff.

James was the maid of honour at Marlene and Dorcas's wedding

James always peels Marlenes oranges for her , not matter what (because one time when they were 5 year old, marlene while peeling had squished the juice right in her eye so James does it for her always now)

Flying partners. (Sirius, James & Marlene are the best quidditch trio)

James always, always gives Marlene cheek kisses with a bye, whenever he leaves a room.

James also steals Marlenes crop tops.

Also when in 1st year James got no flowers or cards, he got a bit sad, so Marlene got a big bouquet of flowers delivered to him next morning, the smile she got in return was worth the 5 galleons she spent. And so started the tradition of Marlene getting James flowers every valentine's day ( even after they both had respective partners, the tradition continued till Marlene died and James got flowers for her grave)

So their friendship is like bubbles, fun lovely and beautiful, filled with cheek kisses, cuddles all the time, stealing hoodies and crop tops, and flowers.

James & Pandora

angle duo ( like not even kidding, you shouldn't look at Pandora and James when they are together because they shine so bright!!) (Sorry jk jk)

The two individually are like very mischievous like absolute chaos wreckers, but whenever they are together, it's like a switch has turned off, and there they are so calm, looked absolutely angelic.

Picnic/study dates by the lake during summers, with James braiding flowers in Pandora's hair. They also wear matching floral clothing.

Whenever Pandora gets ready, She always forgets to tie her shoelaces, like she just doesn't (a/n and yes it does happened with ppl my bf is literally always does), sometimes Barty Evan or Regulus remind her but it's such a common occurrence that they forget about it too. James whenever he sees this, would run over to her, tie her shoelaces, give Pandora a kiss on the cheek and walks away without saying anything.

James always, listens to Pandora's rambles about her recent weird plant with actual interst and fascination, like he doesn't listen to it just for the sake of listening or feel annoyed or weirded out by them, he asks valid question and shows genuine enthusiasm (One time Regulus was reading in the library while James and Pandora were discussing this rare and weird creature species, and Regulus was ready to punch James if he said anything bad to Pandora, but he just listened carefully and asked questions, Regulus fell more in love with that idiot that day)

Pandora and James the biggest magical creatures activists in the whole school (not eleves though, they were Regulus and Lily's domain and Werewolf Sirius') but these two were like always going on and on about the protection and misuse of magical creatures for animal testing or they products. Making posters or holding clubs for the same (for the smallest of creature like bowtruckles, flobberworms and etc)

Being an animagus, that too a stag, James loved the nature, and was often found taking walks in the forbidden forest at odd times, (whenever he wanted to clear his head) in his animagus or human form both, and so the forbidden forest was accustomed to his magical signature and actually welcomed him always with a warm guest of wind. James loved and respected the forest a lot and was friends with almost all the 'nicer' creatures like the tree fairies or whatever and when Pandora has figured out James was an animagus (he still doesn't know how she does because whenever he asks she always gives him a small smirk and walks away) So James often takes Pandora with him to the forbidden forest to meet and befriend the magical creatures.

James doesn't really bealive in divination or anything, but whenever Pandora says something he does believe and follows her. (If Pandora said his Mars was retrogading then it freaking was and he will wear that blue crystal) he always keeps any and all crystals Pandora gives him in a nice little box on his nightstand

They can often be seen wearing matching mistletoe or carrot earrings (James only wears them in one ear because he says it makes him look cool) (regulus won't admit it but it kinda does)

So really the two have a sweet and magical relationship filled with flowers in hair, carrot earrings, whispering fairies, tying shoelaces, cheek kisses, and hugs hugs hugs.

Remus & Lily

Chain smokers buddies.

Like those two sides of the nerds candy, the pink and purple one. (Remus is purple, Lily is pink)

Lily was actually the first person Remus admitted to that he liked Sirius as more than a friend. Lily didn't even let him finish the sentence before jumping up and down, hugging him and started to rant about all the planning she has down for their wedding already

Lily was not just a rule abiding know-it-all, she was just very shy and a bit introverted and like always scared about the magical world being just a crazy beautiful dream. And Remus saw it, because they were both kind of similar in that sense, Remus too always had a fear of all this not being real because as a werewolf he never thought he would have been able to be hear so the two relate on this and form a beautiful bond.

Remus being the first person Lily smoked a cigerate with (immediately coughing afterwords) At a gryffindor party when the crowd got to much and the noises too loud, Remus had stepped out in the balcony to have a ciggie when Lily had followed him out, she seemed lost in thought as he offered it to her, she gingerly took it and eyed it wearily before taking a hit. That was the first time of the many more when the two snuck out of a party to share a ciggerate on the balcony.

Absolute nerds, having bi monthly specified times for ranting about a book, being the only one understanding the pain of a character death.

A mutual love and appreciation for cherry lollipop

The cutest height difference.

Their friendship is full of ciggerate smoke, Chery flavour, forehead against chest, kisses in the hair, sobbing over fictional crushes and cuddles after an MCD.

James & Dorcas

Regulus bodygaurd duo.

Both of them have two things in common: Regulus & Marlene. And both are like insanely protective of both of them like when Jegulus told her about them dating, Dorcas did not utter a single word and just seized up James with her eyes for 4 minutes straight, she was also very VERY jealous of James because she thought he was dating Marlene. James did not intimidate Dorcas as she did to him (because my cutie patootie's glare gets activated only after someone has hurt his loved ones) but he did try to subtly very subtly, show his superiority as Marlenes first and longest friend with words thrown around like "remember Marlene when we were 5?" "Remember the time when you" "13 years as your best friend and I still-" and more, like bestie was just trying to show his dominance as her first friend is such an adorable way

In an alternate universe, when the two heard about Regulus being forced to be a de#theater, they got together, made a plan to take down voldemort and the DID take down voldemort

They have different opinions about almost EVERYTHING. Like James likes winter- Dorcas Summer, James likes sour food- Dorcas likes sweet, James is an early bird-Dorcas is a night owl these are like the tame ones but just imagine more extreme ABSOLUTELY contracting opinions. So the two have constant debates , sometimes including but not limited to pOWER POINT PRESENTATIONS(??) (James believes in Aliens, Dorcas does not, so my boy got a 100 something page binder that had clippings of all alien and ufos and related stuff 'sightings', it was also the first time when Dorcas somewhat agreed with his opinion)

Also they sometimes fly together, (it started with Marlene always bringing James to practice with Dorcas, because miss girlie was kinda shy to talk to Dorcas, and it ended with Marlene getting the girl and Dorcas and James flying together sometimes)

Now initially their friendship was just this yk, debates and flying when one day Mulciber showed up to breakfast with a black eye and kind of crooked nose, approached Dorcas, she was absolutely confused as to why he was coming towards her, when he stopped in front of her and simply said 'sorry' through gritted teeth, looked away to the gryffindor table, nodded towards James and rushed out of the hall. And for a week it was the same, every morning he would come up say sorry and get out, and would always rush out of whatever room Dorcas was in. She asked James about it who simply said "He said some shit about you, and no one says shit about my FRIENDS!" (It was Peter who told her later, giving a step by step detailed story of how Mulciber made the mistake of calling her Racist AND transph0bic comments, and how James broke his nose in a second) With a quick hug he went to class while Dorcas just stood there for a minute, because James was her friend, he actually liked her, he didn't spend time with he just because of Marlene or Regulus, no he genuinely liked her and cared for her and considered her his friend, (having grown and only child in big mansion with absent parents, Dorcas had 0 friends as a child and everytime she met someone who actually liked her or became friends with her, she got very emotional) so she felt like she could cry.

Matching alienhead necklace (it's like their thing)

Peter & Pandora

Weed Buddies.

Their friendship started with Pandora running a whole buisness of different substance to get high, all of which she created (like my girl was CANONICALLY a mad scientist so like yk) Peter had his first pot brownie made by Pandora, Eventually Peter was the first person she always tested the first batch of whatever she was making.

It was Pandora and Peter who devised a whole plan to get James and Regulus together including but not limited to, amortenia, quidditch, mistletoe and etc (the plan worked) and because the plan involved like a month of planning, they got closer than before.

They wear matching bracelets.

Both had the same penchant for chaos, like those silent killers. They were very unassuming and no one ever suspects them, but they are biggest chaos wreckers in Hogwarts. Their inflicted chaos isn't like the Marauders pranks, it's like telling, telling Susan that her boyfriend is in love with her sister or completely and absolutely lying to someone about any random thing for no reason but to create chaos

The blueprint of the saying, 'Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss.)

Getting high being the foundation of their friendship filled with pranking Evan, or gaslighting a pureblood about any muggle lore, or making the first believe that Norris cat, is actually Filch's wife turned cat by Merlins 7th reincarnation.

Sirius & Lily

Brother-Sister duo!!! Yeah they are not actually siblings, but their relationship very well might be one

So at first Lily didn't like Sirius THAT much, because of the whole Lily's rule abiding nature (a/n: more on this later) and Sirius and James 'pranksters' , so she didn't particularly care or like Sirius Black. This changed when sometime in the end of 4th year, Sirius came down to common room at 12 because James was still not back from wherever he was (he was most definitely with Regulus, they are 'just friend's for NOW tho) and he found Lily Evans, sitting on a couch, knees brought up to rest her head on, as she fidgeted with a ball and looked outside at the snowfall. He thought of going to tease the girl for staying up so late and breaking curfew, when he saw her glistening eyes and messed up hair and oh was she crying? He silently sat next to her and asked her if he could make her a hot chocolate, she accepted, he didn't ask anything further and gave her a side hug which she melted in and eventually the two fell asleep. This happened for a few times as Lily eventually started opening up about her extremely complicated and almost one sided relationship with her sister, while Sirius couldn't relate entirely (because the black brothers dynamic is just entirely something else MORE LATER) he did get it, he understood and he listened.

Lily gave him his first ever Vinyl (Remus gave him a record player) he didn't like the record that much but the vinyl was one of his most prized possession and had a stranger emotional connection to its songs that he listened to whenever he was sad.

When James and Lily dated for a grand total of 3 months(before Lily realised she much preferred the company of women) it was natural the two saw more of each other. And whenever they met, their bickering? The teasing? The hair pulling? The playful fights? Their banter wasn't of an old married couple but that of an older brother and younger sister duo

So their friendship was a lot like brother-sister siblings, filled with hot chocolate (with marshmallows) at night, with pulling each other's hair out of their ponytails, with stealing from the others plates, with braiding flowers in hair and also forehead kisses and hugs.

Sirius & Mary

THE resident makeup artists of gryffindor tower!! Mary is a lip makeup girlie Sirius is eye makeup!! Both of them initially bonded over makeup, judging others poor fashion choices (later one when Jegulus started dating, Regulus joined them in gossiping about fashion), exchanging of clothes, gossiping, giggling about their crushes (there was a time in 5th year when Mary also had a crush on Remus, but instead of getting jealous Sirius was often seen giggling and blushing over Remus Lupin, with Mary (it is also why many people speculated they dated, they NEVER did) so really, what started as a friendship based of mainly small materialistic things, it soon turned into a beautiful friendship

Mary was the one who told him that something like 'genderfluid' existed, to Sirius it was like the greatest revelation of the century, it was then Mary who helped him feel confident in his skin, his body, his gender

Sirius is the BEST wingman ever Whenever going out to any pubs or restaurants Sirius always chalked Mary up, always in encouraging her to get that girls number (Before Mary realised her feelings for Lily that is)

Sirius who is insanely overprotective of Mary. Which everyone sees, when that one time Mary's boyfriend raised his voice at her and Mary flinched, Sirius asked no question said nothing, just stood up and punched the guy square on his face (and for the following month that guy was the Marauders sole target for pranks)

All in all their friendship is just very cute, filled with liquid eyeliners, red eyeshadow, brown lip liner, shits and giggles and gossips AND drunken cuddles and goodbye hugs.

James & Lily

The cutest most softest duo.

Soft launching each other as FRIENDS, like everyone thought Lily Evans wouldn't even give James the time of her day but lo and behold, there she is supporting James during quidditch match, and there she is silently taking shepherd's pie from James dinner plate, and there she is posting random photos of a boy she never shows the face of (untill one day she did, with a picture of her and Mary kissing with the boy beaming in background, the random boy is James)

Their friendship dynamic is very cute (like the vibe is very flowers and sunshine yk) and in the starting Lily disliked James a bit because, well she thought he was a narcissistic idiot, but she later, eventually (over the course of years actually) she realised that he wasn't just that, being Marlenes best friend, and having sm mutual friends, the two did spend time together, and that is when Lily saw him, actually saw him. She saw behind the whole jock image he has set up, James Potter was actually a biiig cutie, she saw him always taking shephards pie in his plate, even if he won't eat it but for Lily, she saw him peeling oranges or cutting up apples for Marlene and Remus when they forget to eat food, she saw him enacting elaborate and dramatic plays for the 1st & 2nd years when there's a particularly bad weather and they are scared, she saw him going to Remus' class after the full moon,(sometimes while missing his own classes too) to take notes for him, she saw him annotating a book and blushing while gifting it to Regulus, she saw him smile and laugh ,she just saw him, and she realised why everyone called him the sun. And so their friendship started, because she saw the genuine and nice person James is

James and Lily shared a common problem, not being able to express the 'negative' emotions they feel, so when the two felt angry or upset or something the two Painted. Just a canvas infront of them a paint brush dipped in God knows what color and splash, splash, splash on the canvas. The two weren't even the slightest bit good in art, merlin no, the just stole Siri's art supplies and absolutely butchered them (he was really good in art, and didn't mind his art supplies getting spoiled by them) Painting together was kind of like their escape, the two often met after lunch of breakfast to splash some paint around, seeing each other's horrible creation often got a smile on their faces.

Forehead kisses by James.(!!)

So the two had an adorable dynamic filled shared shepherd's pie, sunkissed selfies, paint stains, piggy back rides, and forehead kisses.

Woooow, this was supposed to be a silly little bullet points point but tuned into a 3k+ shitpost???

(PS: can you tell that I love writing about James??? Like yes the other boys have relationship with the other girls too, I just like wiring about James the most and I wrote about James the most :))

(PSS: sprinkle of Jegulus and MarlIly for you to enjoy<3)

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I love young Peter Pettigrew, don't get me wrong, love the guy, but he is so oblivious to everything around him and you cannot make me change my mind, Sirius and Remus kiss and he's just like "Yeah, they're just practicing for their girlfriends!" A girl confesses to Peter that she has a crush on him and he sighs and goes "I would want to crush me too :("

He's not stupid, he gets good grades and is a Herbology king, hell, he's even a charming little flirt, but he needs to be explicitly explained what the gossip is

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modern (muggle) au headcanons because i simply choose to today <3

james and sirius have a LONG streak on snapchat, and they never miss

sirius is a fan of bigger, jeep-y care, remus prefers beetle cars, and he’s also not a huge fan of driving; sirius, on the other hand, is

james and lily are huge swifties (james’ favourite album is lover, lily’s is evermore)

dorcas’ favourite taylor swift album is reputation

marlene likes 5sos and has definitely been to at least one of their concerts simply because she wanted to. she waited in line for the best place in the crowd, too

both sirius and lily are into stem

mary only smokes flavoured cigarettes or vapes, and her favourite flavour is cherry. she also loves cherry coke, and gets one whenever she goes out

remus is not a fan of technology all that much

peter had bitlife installed on his phone and likes making his friends’ lives on the app. he likes “seeing into their future” and he always tells them their grim endings

sirius and mary have the best music taste and they always pick the songs for whatever event they have going on

marlene had an emo phase, and so did peter

james has a lighting mcqueen toy car on his nightstand

peter has a giving advice tiktok and the background images for it are always the stupidest shit ever. he has a decent amount of followers and interactions

remus has a book quotes tumblr

and speaking of which, dorcas is on booktok. she makes recs and commentary videos, her dad follows her on there and always likes and comments on her videos, and reads the books she recommends

marlene makes some fucking wicked cocktails