#jamie IS NOT STUPID
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whatâs with all these villains calling jamie stupidâ like what did he do to you??
heâs about to beat your ass, but thatâs neither here nor there
#shoutout to zoe for saying heâs untrained instead of agreeing#like 100% honestly#jamie IS NOT STUPID#we joke about the himbo stuff heâs kind and brave and slow on the uptake#but like in his time education was not the priority#war was#so the way he adapts so well to the doctors world of space and monsters#even with road bumps#proves heâs smart and intuitive and he remembers what people tell him#i just i canât#like he gives me vibes of kids that are treated like theyâre bad at school#when theyâre actually dyslexic#heâs at a disadvantage for sure#but the krotons and dominators can eat bricks#classic who#jamie mccrimmon#doctor who
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G: That's my new OC, Vortex. He was hiding in my dream yesterday so I decided he worth drawing. Heâs a hooligan, straight outta the late '80s. Leather jacket, cheap sneer, too many bad habits and not enough fear. The kind of kid whoâd leave his initials scratched on a school desk.
Vortex got into something he shouldnât haveâsomething that had been waiting in the attic of his dead grandmotherâs house. You know the kind of attic I mean: the kind that creaks even when no one's walking, where lightbulbs flicker for no reason and every box smells like mothballs. Whatever it wasâbook, mirror, jar, tape, kid's toy, maybe even just a whisper in the dark âit got under his skin. Now heâs not quite human anymore. Some of his phrases just to give you an idea of who he is: "My headâs not gone. Itâs justâŚelsewhere." "Ever watched someone scream without lungs? Give me five minutes." "Tried to die once. Got bored halfway through." "Iâm not boyfriend material, but I am unforgettable trauma with benefits."
#Vortex#Stupid kiddo got into trouble#character design#monster#dragon#he's so gay for no reason#do you believe he is vanilla?#I always feel kinda awkward sharing my new character designs#He used to be called Jesse or Jamie or something else with a nice normal ring to it until the attic
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ruri kf doodle dump from january
thankyou reynah for creating the bunny jamie association đ
#girl can you be any more stupid (/aff)#elio is so objectively cute hes a 10/10 honestly#why jamie has 9 and elio 10 in appearance you ask? i dont like blondes. (/lh)#rui draw smth#ruri posting#keyframes#keyframes vn#keyframes mc#jamie porter#deja lamarre#cameron molinares#reynah dioquino#percy tozaki#perceus tozaki#elio kealoha
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breaking news: worst roomate in the world both DIDN'T stay on top of his laundry AND talked his roomie into doing something stupid. AGAIN.
this message WILL repeat in 2 weeks when he pulls it off again
#silly comic time bc of that panel of evil jamie#also just! the thought of them doing a shirt swap was funny to me#tol comic#tol jamie#tol santiago#jamie ur fucking insane i LOVE UUUU but also like for GODS sake washing machines exist dude and you are both skinnier and taller than santi#like theres NO WAY his shit fits you youre CRAZED#anyways this was also fun because i got to look thru a ton of y2k shirt designs and decide what i think each of them dresses like#at least shirt wise lol! jamie i imagined having a lot of those stupid jokey shirts..esp at home. santi sorry feels a lot more#generically grunge 2000s boy to me. lots of cyber stuff and stars and skulls and weird squiggly things#AGAIN thats all going off my theory that we are in the early 2000s in the comic. which i could be wrong about. and if i am then that's even#FUNNIER that means i just dressed them stupid for fun#mari.png
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Outlander 7x12 "Carnal Knowledge"
Jamie pretending to kidnap Lord John Grey, realizing the man is freezing without a coat, and giving him his own
#is this whump? not really i guess#do I care? not in the least#it's cute as hell#outlanderedit#outlander#7x12#jamie fraser#lord john grey#sam heughan#david berry#my gifs#mod post#whump#cold#This was such a cute moment.#Jamie giving Lord John his coat because the man was freezing outside because Jamie just dragged him out with no warning.#Then Jamie went and did something monumentally stupid again and made me mad.
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closed for the summer âď¸ đŤ
#feeling hashtag miserableâŚ#missing their stupid asses so bad#and their Facial Hair ���� đ đ#nasty little staches everywhere⌠Lord#tyler seguin#esa lindell#mikael granlund#roope hintz#miro heiskanen#jamie benn#jason robertson#wyatt johnston#mavrik bourque#mason marchment#jake oettinger#matt dumba#evgenii dadonov#oskar bäck#dallas stars
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âtalia was a codename for noel!â
ânoel was catfishing mischa!â
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#jamie rambles#ride the cyclone#rtc#noel rtc#noel gruber#mischa bachinski#mischa rtc#okay jokes aside i think it severely cheapens the impact of talia if all along she was just noel like itâs a gotcha moment#i think nischa and talia being real can coexist#i find the symbolism of mischa growing more comfortable being affectionate with noel towards the end of the musical symbolic of like#mischa coming to terms with the fact that heâll never see talia again yk#also the catfish theory is just plain stupid like god forbid gay people are moral human beings
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Jamie spending so much time with Roy and visibly being so close to Roy that even Royâs little niece takes note and ensures heâs invited to their Uncleâs Day celebration as Uncle Royâs best friend, YET Jamie still being surprised, flattered and excited several episodes later when Roy does something as simple as invite him out for a beer, because thatâs clearly something thatâs unprecedentedâthe first opportunity to hang out as friends without any guise of it being for footballâis just soooooo!! The implications are so silly. Roy definitely spent the entire season framing every interaction he had with Jamie around âworkâ and âtrainingâ even when he really just needed to be around someone (well, specifically around Jamie) because his ass couldnât just admit he likes having Jamie around. We know from the show he showed up at least once in the evening for âonce more before dinnerâ (RoyâŚit was literally dark outside and youâd already had Jamie running around twice that day. be forreal)
âŚso anyway! Roy bringing dinner over to Jamieâs 4 nights a week and itâs really because he doesnât want to eat alone and having his meals with Jamie is just better, but he still disguises it every time as âwell I obviously need to make sure your nutrition is sound and you are eating enough and the right things this is a very important part of your training. I am doing you a crucial service.â Roy bringing Jamie along with him when he watches Phoebe because Phoebe and Jamie adore each other, but Roy âmakesâ him show her some footie tricks in his back garden and claims itâs because âbeing able to explain it to someone else is how you become a leader on the team this is very importantâ or else has him haul phoebes around on his back or whatever as âstrength trainingâ to make himself feel better about just wanting Jamie to be there to hang out. Roy following Jamie back home after matches because he needs to âassess his post-match routine and make sure heâs not overdoing it,â but really itâs just them plopped on Jamieâs couch watching bad reality tv and judging it together. And then *obviously* he might as well stay over, so that he can also observe and give Jamie his helpful advice on a morning wake up and stretch routine. Totally necessary!
And look, part of Jamie understands whatâs really happening here and at least sort of knows Roy really does like spending time with him outside of just work and training (hence all his best friend teasing on Uncleâs Day), but Jamie is also a bit of an idiot (affectionate) who in equal measure sort of believes heâs just deluding himself and that all of this really has been an elaborate and effective training scheme from Coach Roy.â˘ď¸ They perplex and bewitch me. s
#Roy your incredibly stunted ability to express the overwhelming weight of the emotions inside you enchants and alarms me#silly silly boys#also yes I am still on the bones and honey scene lmao Iâve been thinking about it a LOT this week#like even if you set aside that Jamie may have thought roy was asking him out (a theory I tend to agree with)#isn't that even MORE bewildering?? like that means Jamie was THAT happy and shook about being asked to hang out as FRIENDS.#because roy really has never once done that without pretending it's actually about something else#roy you stupid idiot (affectionate)#Jamie Tartt#Roy Kent#royjamie#ted lasso
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i can see you - jamie tartt
fandom: ted lasso
wc: 6,082
warnings: SMUT, both implications and the actual act. no use of pronouns but reader is described with female anatomy.Â
summary: you and jamie have been watching each other for ages, trying not to feel the pull between you. a moment in the hallway changes everything.
authorâs note at the end <3
masterlist / ao3 / ko-fi
Jamie comes back to Richmond one cold, quiet morning.
Quiet, because his teammates refuse to talk to him even after heâs at the receiving end of the harshest glares Jamieâs ever seen. They prickle his skin and make him feel too small in his own body, but he juts his chin up and trots around the field following Tedâs instructions.
âHeâs the worst,â Sam tells you one morning after the facts. You bought an extra coffee on your way in because Sam had spent the entire week clenching his teeth so tightly you could see it in his jaw. It had only taken you one nudge and he spilled his feelings out like a dam breaking. âHe just makes me feel awful about myself. And even if heâs apologized, that doesnât mean heâs changed. I know Ted believes in second chances and I do, too, but that man is incapable of improving. The only person heâs ever cared about is himself.â
Youâre inclined to believe him just because of how dejected he sounds. So when Jamie Tartt comes by the PR office later looking for Keeley and finds you instead, the annoyance that overtakes his features only cements your bad image of him.
âKeeley ainât in?â
âJust missed her,â you say, short and clipped, head bent to focus on your work. âSheâs out for lunch, Royâll probably bring her back in an hour.â
Silence meets your words, and you look up to see him looking at you, seemingly lost in thought. âIs⌠there anything else I can help you with?â
He snaps out of it, eyes a little wide and mouth struggling to find the right words. Heâs pretty, you allow yourself the thought before immediately filing it away from your mind. Heâs an asshole, your brain supplies, and yeah, thatâs much better.Â
âSorry,â he says in that awful accent of his thatâs in no way endearing. Not even a little bit. It doesnât help that he looks actually apologetic, unsure, tugging at his shirt nervously. âWe, um, havenât met, have we? âm Jamie.â
âI know,â you say, not exactly kindly, but the whole world knows who he is. Youâd have to be living in outer space to not be aware of Jamie Tarttâs existence. âIâve heard a lot about you.â
Jamieâs tentative smile turns bitter and he tucks his head down, embarrassed. âAh. âCourse. Yeah, no, Iâm. âm sure you have.â
He sounds just like Sam had when telling you about Jamieâs torment and it tugs at your heart despite how you donât want it to.
âAnyways, just,â he shrugs, trying to give you a sunny grin and failing only slightly. You almost respect his efforts. âKnow youâve been here a while and all but, uh. Welcome, anyways. Richmondâs a nice place to be.â
You sigh.
âYou, too,â you say when heâs already at the door, surprising both of you with your sudden considerate candor. You shrug a little. âWhat youâre doing canât be easy. It takes a lot of guts to come back here. I hope itâs worth it.â
âSo do I,â he says before giving you one last smile, albeit a bit more genuine, and leaving your office.Â
After that, youâre both extremely aware of each other. Itâs like the universe has decided to make sure youâre always in close vicinity, bumping each other in the hallways, arriving and leaving work at the same time, being paired up by Keeley for ad campaigns and photoshoots. You have the suspicion that Keeleyâs been doing it on purposeâ a good boss but a nosy friend, nevertheless, but itâs proven incorrect when she assures you donât have to work with Jamie if you donât want to.
âI know how he can be,â she says, eyes kind and hands on your shoulders, shaking you a little. âIf he makes you uncomfortable in any way just say the word and Iâll take care of it, babes. I know how to handle him anyways.â
But youâre a grown woman. You can handle an asshole at the workplace, even if it comes in the beautiful package that is Jamie Tartt.Â
You canât say you havenât noticed him; his plump lips and smart mouth, defined arms covered in tattoos, hands that look like they know their way around the in-between of someoneâs legs. Youâre angry at him by your connection to the other boys but youâre not blindâ and Jamie is a sight to behold.Â
He seems to know it, too, smirking at you whenever he catches your eye. He brushes by you in the hallway and you get a whiff of his cologne, sometimes a steady hand around your elbow when your steps stumble.Â
He murmurs a quiet alright, love? and you both move on with your day, your skin a little too warm and the imprints of his fingers tattooed on your skin until you get home.Â
You pay him back for those moments at random times. Once, during a photoshoot, you make a noise of frustration when the photographer insists that Jamie poses a certain way, dressed in his uniform as if he were about to jump into the pitch but looking a little too put together.
âIt doesnât feel genuine,â you explain, but you only receive blank, annoyed looks in response, so you take matters into your own hands and walk into the set, placing yourself in front of Jamie.
âJust-â you sigh, frustrated, and reach towards him before hesitating. Heâs sitting down for the photo, and the sight of him looking up at you, his body between your legs does something you canât bear to think about in a workplace environment. âMay I?â
Jamie stutters, suddenly nervous. âI- sure. Go âhead.â
You take off his hairband with a swift motion and tangle your fingers in his hair, messing it up. Itâs soft and runs like water between your fingers, the smell of some fancy conditioner and hair product hitting your nose.Â
You dig your nails into his scalp a little too roughly, and before the apology sitting on your tongue can be said, Jamieâs shiver overtakes his body, a muffled sound being bitten back for you not to hear it, but you hear it anyways.Â
It makes you stop, just for a second, and your eyes meet. Thereâs something different in Jamieâs, greyish green darkening like youâre looking into the eye of the storm. The air is suddenly thick with tension, your hands still in his hair, his own twitching in his lap as if wanting to reach forâ
Behind you, the photographer asks, âAre you done?â
You gulp and look away from Jamie, voice incredibly steady despite how dry your throat feels. âAlmost.â
You hand him the hairband back and your fingers brush when he goes to take it. He exhales a gust of air, slowly, as if trying to avoid any suspicion of how badly the little touch is affecting him.Â
When itâs back on, you reach again to pull loose some strands of hair and your other hand holds him by the chin, keeping him still.Â
âThere,â you say after a couple of moments or after an eternity. You let go of him and the room comes back into focus.Â
Jamie blinks as if heâd been having trouble thinking past the touch of your hands on him, oddly intimate. You move out of the way so the photographer can squint at whatever you did with his hair. âYou see what I mean?â
The rest of the photoshoot is uneventful, but it becomes quite clear that whatever things you do to get into Jamieâs head work as efficiently to get into yours.Â
The team begins warming up to him after the whole Dubai Air debacle, and something inside of you unclenches in relief when you see Jamie sharing beer and laughter with the boys in the locker room after Samâs press conference.Â
It feels like permission. The guilt you feel whenever you stare at Jamie a little too long suddenly dissipates, and you dare to bite your lip when he catches your eye across the room. His stare slips to your mouth before refocusing on his conversation, and the way he tugs at his collar and his cheeks flush makes you feel victorious despite the teamâs loss tonight.Â
Later at Keeleyâs, Roy nurses a beer while splayed out on the couch and asks you about Jamie. âPlease tell me heâs done something stupid so I can punch him in the dick next time I see him.â
âYou need an excuse for that?â you raise your eyebrows in question.Â
Roy grunts, but thereâs hidden glee in his expression as he concedes your point. âFair enough. Heâs given you any trouble?â
âNothing worth mentioning, I guess,â you shrug, but you make the mistake of hesitating before answering and Roy perks up like a dog whoâs caught an intruder.Â
âSpill,â he orders, but youâve been friends with both him and Keeley long enough to know rolling your eyes when he gets all manly is an appropriate response. âCome on, out with it. What heâd do?â
âNothing!â you exclaim, throwing a pillow at him. He catches it swiftly, which annoys you a little. âRelax, old man. If he ever pulls a little too hard on my pigtails youâll be the first to know.â
Roy grunts again, not satisfied but done pushing for the night.Â
The real trouble begins at Christmas, hours after the boys exchange gifts and most of the staff is sent home. Youâre on your way out, coat on and Uber on the way when you run, once again, into Jamie in the hall, almost knocking both of you to the ground. He has to quickly hold onto your waist, your hands on his chest, to stop it.Â
âYou scared the hell out of me,â you chastise him, both hating and loving the way he smirks at your breathlessness. âI thought you all troublemakers were gone already. Youâve got the rest of the day off, what are you still doing here?â
âCanât go back to Manchester with a game tomorrow here, can I?â his hands tighten around your waist for a delicious, stretched-out moment before he lets you go. Jamie covers his flush coughing behind his hand as your own slip from his chest. âYou lot just got me back after all. Canât leave you hanginâ without your best player.â
âHa, ha,â you laugh sarcastically, knowing heâs mostly kidding about that. âStill, I thought youâd be the first one home. Some Louis Vuitton slippers and Gucci robe on, expensive rumâŚâ
âOh, know me so well, do you,â he teases, poking at your bag. âWhat about you? Youâre on your way out?â
âUberâs almost here,â you show him your screen so he can see that your rideâs less than five minutes away. âAre you coming around to Higginâs later?â
Jamie shrugs. âDonât know if Iâm invited.â
âOf course, youâre invited, Tartt. Everyone is.â
âDonât know if Iâm welcome, then,â he corrects.
âEveryone is,â you say again, firm but a little bit gentler than before. âHonestly, youâre lucky you look the way you do, âcause youâre a little bit thick.â
Jamie brightens like a kid on, well, Christmas. âYou think Iâm hot?â
âOf course, thatâs what you take from that,â you roll your eyes. âI gotta go, but I better see you there later.â
You point menacingly at him but he only steps forward until your fingerâs touching his chest, towering over you with a smirk that screams trouble. âTo give you your gift, you mean?âÂ
âYou did not get me something,â you say, as sure about it as you are that the sky is blue and dirt is brown. âNot when you dropped the ball with your Secret Santa earlier today.â
âMaybe I like you better,â he suggests, voice low and rich. The sound makes a knot of heat tighten in your belly. âThan I like them, youâve ever thought about that?â
You remember what Sam told you when Jamie first came back, how he was incapable of thinking about anyone other than himself. The Mancunian had proved that statement to be incorrect a handful of times already, and youâve been flirting with him long enough to know youâre attracted to him, but you donât expect any kind of emotional reciprocation from him. Sure, youâre friendly, maybe youâll call him your friend at one point, but thatâs as far as it usually gets with someone like Jamie.Â
You didnât even get him a present. Thatâs how close you two are.Â
âOkay, Iâll bite,â you relent. You really should be going, but a part of you needs to entertain this conversation for some reason. Itâs not always that you get to talk to Jamie without anyone else present. âWhat could you have possibly gotten me that you couldnât give your Secret Santa?â
You barely see the face he makes before youâre being kissed within an inch of your life. Right there in the hallway of AFC Richmondâs training headquarters, Jamie Tartt holds your face in his hands as his tongue makes its way into your mouth, warm and wet and relentless.Â
You open yourself up to him without thinking it through, your phone lost somewhere in the mess of limbs as you latch onto his shirt, desperate for balance.Â
The kiss is toe-curling hot, your arms wrapping around Jamieâs neck while his own flail a delicious path through your back, hands going under your coat so you feel his skin hot against your sweater.Â
He ends up with his arm tight around your waist and a hand on the back of your neck, keeping you close. Your mouths slide against each other, warm breaths trapped between your lips as the desperation for more grows and grows and grows andâ
Jamie draws back and leans his forehead against yours only to kiss you again, softer and lingering while youâre still catching your breath, then one last kiss for good measure before finally drawing back. Like it happens around Jamie, the world youâd forgotten had existed outside the two of you comes back with rushing clarity, the hallway still miraculously empty.Â
âSomethinâ like that,â he says, and it takes you a moment to remember what you were talking about before this. Christmas, parties, giftsâŚÂ
Jamie takes one last look at your face like heâs trying to commit you to memory while youâre all flushed and breathless before he lets you go, walking away into the locker room. âMerry Christmas, love.â
You stay there for a while after he goes, your fingers inevitably going to your kiss-bruised lips, brain still struggling to catch up to the moment.Â
Jamie kissed you. You kissed him back. You kissed each other like you werenât at work and where anyone could walk by and see you.Â
Your phone buzzes in your hand. Your Uberâs outside and waiting.
You end up missing Higginâs later that afternoon, unsure if Jamie would actually go after you bugged him about it and are terrified that he might.Â
Youâre not avoiding him. For fuckâs sake, youâre a little too old for high school-level social skills, but youâre not sure your heart could take it if you see him so soon after your kiss, acting like nothing happened.Â
Or worse, making sure to sit next to you during dinner just so he could put his hand on your thigh and make you sweat while everyoneâs watching, unaware of the change thatâs just transpired in your relationship.
By the next day, youâve decided to keep things professional, and it helps that Jamie doesnât really bring it up. You see him before the game in the locker room when you go record some stories for the Instagram page, and he says hello as casually as the rest of the boys.Â
You exhale a breath you didnât know were holding and wish them all the best for the game, though if itâs relief or disappointment that washes over you, youâre not sure.
Life moves on. You continue to work together, not sans stolen glances and running into each other in the hallway. Itâs different now, because you both know the other remembers that Christmas kiss and accidentally touching when passing each other by makes your breath hitch and Jamieâs face flush.Â
The energy you had building up between you is charged with something dangerous now, and unless you dare to talk about it itâll only build up into something you eventually wonât be able to ignore.Â
But fuck, do you think about it. About the way Jamieâs hands held you, how they kept you in your place and how they would pin you down if you ever were to end up in bed together, his hips driving home while his mouth brushed the shell of your ear, his voice low and accent thick with the heat of the moment.Â
Fuck. Fuck, youâre so fucking gone for him.Â
Itâs also different because Roy comes back, and itâs like he just knows thereâs something about Jamie that youâre not telling him.Â
âWhat the fuck was that?âÂ
âWhat?â you question, trying not to sound too defensive.Â
âWhat was that⌠look?â he splutters. Never once in your life have you seen Roy Kent fucking splutter like he couldnât get a grip on a situation.Â
âWhat look?â maybe you can gaslight your way out of this one, you hope, because Jamie had been less than subtle when coming up to you both in the parking lot and talking about needing your help for a sponsored post he was supposed to make.Â
He got real close, so near you could smell the mix of cologne, sweat, and plain Jamie that rested on his skin. While showing you his phone put a hand on the small of your back, fingers spread open and hot like a brand.Â
Itâd stolen your breath for a second, a hitch in an exhale that had caught both Jamieâs and Royâs attention. You eyed Jamie warningly but he only smirked, completely aware of what he was doing. You said something about tagging the sponsor and then he was gone, brilliant smile and thanks on his lips as he waved you goodbye.
âThat look, all cheeky and shit,â Roy points at where Jamie used to be and looks around for witnesses. You roll your eyes so hard it makes your head hurt a little. âLike he knows something I donât, as if thereâs anything in his brain other than elevator music.â
And of course, he tells Keeley about it, which earns you an interrogation as soon as you come down to the office.Â
âThought he didnât have access to his account,â Keeley frowns. âDidnât you change his password after the Oreo Incident?â
âGod, donât even think about the Oreo Incident while near me,â you rub at your temples to try to diminish the migraine building up at the mere thought of it.Â
Now you gotta worry about Roy becoming a buffer between you and Keeley not buying your usual excuses. With them and the rest of the team and staff in the mix, you donât stand a chance to get near Jamie.Â
You start surviving on fantasies alone that grow and spiral into unrealistic, too-hot scenarios.Â
Jamie, his shorts around his ankles and you on your knees in an empty locker room, his hands on your hair as he pants please, love, so fuckinââ
You on the desk and Jamie with his head between your legs, late into the night after everyoneâs gone home and itâs you and him in your office as you moan fuck, Jamie, thatâsâ yeah, thatâs goodâ
A night in a hotel room after some away game, Jamie letting you ride the leftover energy out of him. Thassit, angel, put your back into it, yeah? Be good for me.Â
Itâs too much and itâs not enough.Â
Jamie throws himself into his training, trailing after Royâs approval and eager to improve in every way he can, both as a person and a player. Itâs nice to see him so dedicated, you think, remembering the traces of cockiness when you two first met in your office.Â
Theyâre still there somewhere, and you see them shine when, for some reason, all the coaching staffâ Ted includedâ give Jamie the bird mid-game. Youâre sitting on the V.I.P. box next to Keeley when his monster of a goal goes through, screaming your lungs out and hugging everyone within six feet of you.Â
Youâre too far away from the field to see clearly, but you can imagine Jamie with striking clarity: cocky expression and tongue out, arms crossed before the rest of the boys jump with glee to embrace and congratulate him.Â
The locker room is a mess of sweat and laughter when you go down there, Keeley making a beeline for Roy and Rebbecca going straight to Ted. It leaves you with a bunch of overexcited men hugging you and handing you drinks in celebration.
âNo stories for the âgram today,â you promise when Zorreaux and Dani begin posing, making faces, and showing off muscles to you. You canât help but laugh, Samâs arm around you. âIâm off duty tonight, boys. On a fan capacity only.â
âAre we allowed to date fans?â Jan Maas asks, half joke half genuine question. The boys make ooooh noises of interest.
You laugh again, not taking it seriously, but Keeley suddenly pipes up from her spot on Royâs lap. âPlease donât! Itâs a PR nightmare.â
Roy adds helpfully. âIâll punch you in the dick.â
The conversation shifts to other topics but you search the room to find Jamie already looking at you, eyes dark and jaw tight. Itâs barely a moment of eye contact, insignificant to anyone else in the room, but itâs enough to make your insides flutter. Meet me outside.Â
Thank God everyoneâs too distracted celebrating when you sneak out of the locker room about half an hour later. You find Jamie already there, waiting for you at the end of it. He brightens when he sees you, shutting his phone and putting it in his back pocket.
Itâs a little overwhelming, having Jamie Tarttâs full attention on you. As if itâs not exactly what youâve been pining after for months.
âWhat are you doing here, Mr. Man of the Match?â
âMe?â he wonders faux incredulously while leaning casually against the wall, a dramatic hand to his chest. You walk till youâre right in front of him. âI work here, love. Or are you forgetting my heroic play out there already?â
You scoff. âWe work here, dumbass, and how can I forget? Itâs all everyoneâs talking about. What are you doing away from your victory parade?â
âSame thing you are. Taking a breather,â he shrugs, giving you a slow once over, taking you in head to toe. Youâre wearing a Richmond jersey and some loose jeans, nothing to write home about, but Jamie seems to like it. His tongue wets his lips before he focuses on your face again, charming. âLots of people in there, yeah? Needed a minute.â
You raise your eyebrows, amused and unconvinced. âI can leave you alone if you want.â
Jamie abandons his spot against the wall and goes to you, slow and careful like a hunter stalking its prey. He says, voice a low, rough murmur, âDidnât I already tell ya I like you better? You can stay as long as you want, love.â
Your entire body heats up at the callback to last December, the reminder of how easily Jamie snuck into your personal space and stole your breath with a heart-stopping kiss in this very same hallway.Â
âIâm not gonna lie, this seems a little orchestrated, Tartt.â
He smiles, indulgent. âOh?â
âSending me looks, getting me all aloneâŚâ you take a step closer so youâre poorly hidden behind the water cooler. If someone were to walk out of the locker room, theyâd have to walk this way and take a turn to see you standing so close to each other.
âYou were the one who followed me out,â he reminds you, tilting his head and raising his brows. Heâs so expressive and you canât take it, want to put your mouth to every inch of his face until heâs saying nothing but your name. âWhoâs the real mastermind here, ey?â
âDonât even,â you warn, unable to bite back an upward tilt of the lips. âI know how you get in hallways, mister. I havenât forgotten, yet.â
âHavenât forgotten you kissed me back, either,â he adds and dares to place a not-quite kiss on the corner of your mouth, a barely-there brush of the lips. âCouldnât let go of me, could you?â
âYeah, well, you leave a lot to the imagination,â you canât help but complain, the little touch not enough to satiate the hunger youâve been cultivating since that moment. You grab onto his shirt with a strength you didnât know you possessed. âI gotta brush up against you just to see if youâll do something about it and you never do.â
Jamie laughs, rich and warm.Â
âYou think I donât see ya?â he wonders, fingers brushing against your knuckles before his hands travel slowly up your arms, touch agonizingly warm. Your breath hitches, and it only makes him bolder. âWhen you pass me by right here in the hallway, touchinâ me âon accidentâ? Leavinâ me wantinâ more?â
âDo you?â you wonder, voice low, facade cracking as your eyes fall to his mouth for a second, stare hungry. âWant more?â
âHow could I not?â he admits. Youâre looking at him like you want to take a bite out of him, and the adrenaline of that goal is finally wearing off to find more unreleased energy behind it, a tension thatâs been strung tight long before he stole a kiss from you. âFucking Christ, angel, youâreâŚâ
âWhat?â you wonder when he trails off. Your hands brush against the hem of his shirt and Jamie feels your touch even through his clothing. âWhat about me?â
You make him feel like heâs on fire, right here in the hallway where anyone, anyone, could see you. âYou drive me fucking crazy.â
You smirk, pleased.Â
âWhat would you do, huh? If I touched you right now?â
Jamie breathes out his nose harshly. âFuck.â
âWhat if I told you-â you begin, slow and tortuous. âThat I havenât stopped thinking about you here? Against the wall where anyone could walk by? What if I wanted you so badly that I didnât care if they did?â
Jamie follows the bridge of your nose and the shape of your eyebrows with his eyes, the bite of your lip calling to him like a brightly lit bullseye.
He thinks fuck it. Fuck it, fuck restraint, fuck stringing this out any longer. Heâs a winner tonight, in more ways than one.Â
Who knows who leans in first? All you know is that you both meet in the middle, clashing like two waves hitting each other, his mouth frantic and eager on yours. He has one hand at the small of your back, pulling you to him, and another one on your collarbone edging dangerously to wrap around your throat, fingers drumming against tender skin.Â
Youâre touching him everywhere you can reach, feeling so untethered to the rest of the world that your knees buckle, helping him keep you right where he wants you. Whatever remaining bravado you had left vanishes when he has you like this, and youâre desperately trying to keep him close by clutching at the back of his shirt, tanging your fingers into his hair, and raking your nails against his clothed torso.Â
You canât make up your goddamned mind. You want all of him, putty in your hands, all the time.Â
You hear a couple of voices, laughing and joking, leaving the locker room and becoming louder by the second. You separate, mouths bruised and tender to the touch. Jamie offers you his hand, smile glinting dangerously. âYou trust me?â
You scoff, taking it and intertwining your fingers. âAgainst my better fucking judgment.â
He pulls you towards the closest exit and you let yourself be led, anything other than your phone forgotten in your office.Â
In the blink of an eye, heâs got you in his car, his hand on your thigh edging closer and closer and closer to where you want it. Youâre sure he misses one or three stop signs and runs a red light, but the streets are almost deserted at this hour and your skin is warm, only getting warmer even with the AC at full blast.Â
When you get to his place itâs like you never stopped, and despite your urgency for him to have you right there in the middle of the training facilities, you love the way he pins you against the wall of his home, picture frames rattling with the force of it. His hands bruise your hips and he lifts your jersey up to your chest so his mouth can travel a path of bare skin down your torso, wet and open-mouthed.Â
He looks up to you when he reaches the waist of your pants, kneeling in front of you, a question melted in the sheer want of the green of his eyes.
Heâs asking for permission, you realize.Â
Something sweet momentarily replaces the urgency you have for him, and you have to drag him back up for another kiss. He makes a questioning noise when you pull him towards you but melts against you when his lips touch yours. Itâs a tender thing, an answer, one last quiet moment before you both sink into the chaos.Â
âLemme see you,â Jamie kneels back between your legs, this time cleverly undoing your pants and leaving you in nothing but your underwear while you struggle out of your shirt and leave it forgotten on the floor.Â
His fingers brush over the wet spot between your legs and you gasp, insides clenching in response to his touch. He sounds gutted when he says, âGod, look at you. Havenât even touched you, yet, fuck.â
He tucks his face between your legs and runs his tongue over your clothed clit, the sensation of the wet fabric against his tongue driving him crazy.Â
Heâs painfully hard against his boxers. Jamieâs been waiting for this too longâ thereâs no way heâs lasting as long as he wants to, but he can focus on you for the time being. Itâs not a difficult task, your bodyâs trembling with the force of your arousal and begging him to do something.Â
It calls to him, muting the rest of the world around him.
âAre you ever gonna, or should I get things going on my own?â
He smirks against your thighs, biting playfully at the skin there before going alright, alright when you pull at his hair, though it only makes his dick twitch in his pants.Â
He feels more than he sees your shiver when he finally gets your underwear out of the way, and he wastes no time before hoisting one of your legs over his shoulder before diving in, eating you out with the energy of a man starved.Â
You hadnât even made it past the living room.
âFuck,â you moan, hips thrusting forward and your hand tightening against his hair, the other one searching and failing to find balance against the wall youâre leaning against.Â
You want to close your eyes as the waves of pleasure wash over you, your muscles taunt with how Jamieâs expertly driving you closer and closer to your orgasm, but you canât take your eyes off of him. âFuck, Jamie, thatâs good. Youâre so good at that, ohââ
You see how his body takes in the praise and feel it against your center when he moans into you, tongue cleverly touching all the right places. Jamie closes his eyes, thoroughly enjoying the experience.Â
He suddenly draws back, earning a noise of displeasure from you only to be rendered back into a moaning mess when his hands replace his mouth. He looks up at you like heâs staring at a deity.
âWhat dâya want?â he asks as he slides two fingers through your folds, his other hand keeping your hips pinned to the wall as you try to buckle into his touch, whimpers echoing through Jamieâs home. âHuh, love? Have I left you speechless already?â
âYou said I left you thinkinâ about it,â he recalls, too coherent for someone as terribly horny as he is. But Jamie needs to know, he wants you to crave him as desperately as he does you. âBack in the hall, thatâs what you said. Whadâya want, love? Where do ya want me?â
âHere,â you pant, eyes closed and face tilted upwards as you try to move your hips, chasing ecstasy. Jamieâs fingers are slowing down, probably to make you focus and only driving you further insane. âAnywhere, everywhere. Fuck, Jamie, I want all of it, all of you, pleaseââ
âGreedy,â he singsongs, but any amusement is ripped from his throat with a moan when you pull at his hair again, walnut mist locks like silk between your fingers. He quickens the pace, unable to deny you. âFuck, greedy thing, arenât you? Wasnât enough to stare me down and to steal a kiss, ya want all of it.â
You sigh, muscles clenching. âYes, yes, yes, yesâŚâ
âThen take it,â he gives you all you want on a silver platter, right there for you to take. âAll you need, angel, âs all yours, âm all yoursââ
With both his fingers and mouth back at work, youâre a lost cause, reaching your high and letting it wash over all your limbs like TV static before you become boneless against the wall.Â
Jamie kisses your knee before moving your leg from his shoulder and setting it gently on the ground, back on his feet just in time to kiss you soundly.Â
Heâs practically holding you up, your arms limply hanging around his neck and your legs made of jelly after the strength of your orgasm. Itâs like you let go of all the tension that started building up the second Jamie walked into your office that cold November morning and thereâs nothing left holding you up other than his hold on you.
Except Jamieâs hips push into yours and you feel the length of him pressed against you. Itâs a reminder that no matter how badly he seemed to enjoy eating you out he hasnât been able to find his own release. Yet.Â
You smirk lazily, finding the strength from God knows where to cup him in your hand, watching his expressive face contort in desperate pleasure. âWhat about you, Jay? What do you want?â
Jamie is unable to do anything other than babble nonsense as you move past his shorts and boxers to take him in your hand, slow and tight. He gives out a little cry when you strengthen your grip, exhaling as he rests his head on your shoulder.Â
He never does answer you, and Jamie comes like that in your arms, quick and easy. Heâs kissing your shoulder, your neck, the hinge of your jaw before finding your mouth and slipping his tongue past your lips, languid and easy.
âYou getting tired on me, angel?â he wonders, massaging the skin of the back of your neck to gain your attention. You turn your head, following his motions. His eyes havenât lost their dark edge. His mouth is red and calling for you to worsen the damage. âCause the nightâs young, you know. Bedâs comfortable, too. If Iâm good against a wall, wait âtil I get you in me bedroom.â
âYouâre an idiot,â you say, but you feel a flutter of interest between your legs. âFuck, I canât believe Iâm attracted to you.â
He steals another kiss just for that, giddy with victory, though you donât know how long youâre gonna get away with calling it stealing when you keep giving yourself to him without a second thought.Â
âIs that a yes?â
You pretend to ponder on it. âWell. You havenât fucked me, yet. Thereâs still room for improvement.â
Jamie shivers. He canât resist the challenge and you know it. Whether youâre on the other side of the room or in his arms, heâs never getting enough of you and you love it.Â
âOh, angel,â he cups your face, already on his way to seal his lips onto yours. âYouâve no idea.â
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ITâS HERE ITâS HERE ITâS HERE
iâm so afraid of not living up to the expectations of the song but i couldnât get this idea out of my head!!! thank you if you got this far into the read and i appreciate any comment of support and feedback!Â
iâm hoping to put out two or three more fics this summer before school starts, after that my schedule might not allow me to post that often but iâm not gonna leave you guys hanging, donât worry!
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Hello old friends!! Been a lot time since Iâve made a byler post.
I canât believe Iâm saying this but I have byler doubt yall. I donât have doubt in us, like I know our analyzing and theorizing and everything is correct and I know that byler makes logical sense. But I have doubt in the writers actually having the balls to do it. Like this is a show that spends a lot of time on their straight romances and love triangles, itâs marketed towards a general audience (most being straight people), and even though their writing sucks, m*leven is at the center of a lot of the marketing. I mean a gay romance plot twist in the last season does sound kinda crazy in hindsight (although I do understand the decision to make it subtle until the last season to ensure the showâs survival). I just donât know if I can see two presumably straight(?) men willingly pissing off half their audience to make the gays kiss. Donât get me wrong, I want it to happen. Like a lot. Iâve basically built my whole acc off of it. But idk. Iâve seen destiel and klance and every other queerbait ship and just canât help but wonder if weâre falling into the same trap.
So anyway. Reply or reblog to help bring my confidence back. Or donât, idk. Maybe itâll be better to go in with lower expectations so I donât have the entire show ruined for me, but believing is so fun yknow?
#Iâve also been feeling sorta silly lately#like why am I so obsessed with this ship at my grown age#but ik thatâs stupid and you can participate in fandom no matter how old you are#but idkkk#anyway#help#byler#stranger things#byler tumblr#byler doubt#byler endgame#byler nation#jamie talks about stranger things
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Hey chat, is this anything?
#jamie chats#maomao#dr house#house md#the apothecary diaries#does anyone elseâs interest converge in this profoundly stupid way
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Ted Lasso Characters as Candles







BONUS:

#ted lasso#jamie tartt#trent crimm#roy kent#keeley jones#rebecca welton#afc richmond#will kitman#isaac mcadoo#colin hughes#this is so stupid Iâm sorry lol
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Goal Scorer Selfie đ¸
#karim adeyemi#jamie gittens#carney chukwuemeka#serhou guirassy#had to also gif karim throwing the phone back#his expression lhvajcdwi#hes so stupid i love him#also#LOOK AT THEEEEEM#also thats all im probs gonna gif of bvb for this weekendddd#my gifs#bvb#borussia dortmund
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hey fans of knights you should see this guy i did for art school!!! first charadesign assignment we had to do so it's definitely not the best design i've done so far lmao . he's currently nameless too
#i hope they let us do redesigns next year#knightposting#knight#armor#art#knights#artists on tumblr#knightcore#knight art#homework tag#i should name him something stupid like jamie or whatefer
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I will not sit in some villa for the rest of my days, rotting and remembering.
#marcus x esca#the eagle#the eagle 2011#the eagle of the ninth#marcus flavius aquila#esca mac cunoval#donald sutherland#channing tatum#jamie bell#filmgifs#moviegifs#filmedit#perioddramaedit#cinematv#edit: eagle#uncle aquila#my edit#I love this stupid noble roman so much.
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iâve like done lil tidbits about kyle ( vaniâs mom ) but i donât think iâve ever really gone into tidbit talkinâ about jamie ( vaniâs dad ) except for the fact that he killed kyle & is currently in prison ( & that porn comic i did of him & bailey that has his old adult design ). which. my bad guys.
like unlike kyle who was able to endear herself to a lot of the people she met, jamie was⌠not that. man made enemies on first introductions, itâs surprising he had friends. like to best describe jamie, imagine whitney, but instead of whitney having the small grace of secretly being a fucking dweeb with a slight moral conscious that they know they are doing fucked up things, jamie is aware of his fucked up shenanigans and he has no remorse for it LMAO
he harasses, degrades and beats the shit out of people for shits & giggles, itâs why he had such a thriving career as an underground fighter before he got arrested. like a moral consciousness that is constantly beat out by his own selfish need for dopamine and adrenaline. the only thing that holds him back is bailey ( & used to be kyle ) cause he knew that heâd be chewed out by them after, which is worse to him than having to deal with past orphanage directorâs weird punishments. just⌠the definition a wild fight dog kept on a leash
#. // ⥠đą txt#jamie the bruiser#i love vaniâs dad cause he is so fucking stupid but still smart#heâs also very driven through his own pettiness#which if youâre wondering about the him & bailey thing#they are essentially childhood friends who are were inseparable#to the point of insertion if you will#and bailey doing a âhaha we are just buddiesâ#unlike jamie who took it very seriously ( bailey did too but he was nervous about admitting his feelings )#yes bailey was fucking both vaniâs mom and dad#and also adding in that despite jamieâs bad behavior#he still had cliques and all#that liked surrounding themselves around him for intimidation status and protection#but they werenât real friends and jamie knew that too#since he his real friends were kyle bailey and eden#he just kept others to use them for food & sometimes a place to stay if the director kicked him out for curfew#which thank god jamie is in jail now#for vaniâs character development#cause if he was still around heâd be very active in her life!!!#very much girl dad wanting to spend time with her#but in turn would beat the shit out of anyone who was like âcan i date your daughterâ#like hc that if he got out now and saw whitney dating vani heâd try and kill her#while also trying to jump start a relationship with bailey again#yknow hashtag priorities
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