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So I just found out that Jason Aaron (aka the worst Namor writer in the long 80+ years history of the character) is writing Namor.
I'm doing fine (lying).

#namor#WHY ME.#WHY MUST THAT TRASH WRITER BE INFLICTED UPON ME#its an understatement to say that he's the worst writer bc if there was something worse to call him then thats what i would be saying#like in 80 + years namor's had some bad writing but never a writer like aaron who purposefully shits all over the character#lmao#lmao.#he didnt even know the MOST basic lore#he cant even open wiki for 5 seconds#he couldnt write a complicated character to save his life#spent years watching him tear down namor in stupid fucking avengers#but now he gets CREATIVE CONTROL OVER NAMOR AND ATLANTIS#marvel hates namor and this is proof#I've seen creators state online how they tried to get a pitch in for years#ive seen them say they would love to write namor#writers who actually KNOW the character#but nooooooo#we get#jason. fucking. aaron.#first marvel doesnt even give namor any spotlight after he was massively popular in BPWF and now they are putting him in the hands of a hac#I will be complaining#loudly#for a long time about this#jason aaron hate train
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POV: Elle and Hotch meet up after the early seasons team left the BAU and went rogue
Hotch: What have you been up to?
Elle: Leading a revolution with JJ.
Hotch: Good for you two. I’ve been freelancing as a hit man, putting my skills to use.
Elle, nodding: It’s about time after spending years cooped up in that office 24/7.
Hotch: You can say that again. Have you heard from the others? Derek?
Elle: He’s doing vigilante shit now.
Hotch: Sounds about right. Gideon?
Elle: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Did you hear about Reid?
Hotch: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, yeah, which reminds me, I need to go break him out later.
Elle: Let me know if you want help with that. JJ’s girlfriend knows how to pull strings, we may not even have to jailbreak this time.
Hotch: That sounds like an excellent plan.
Elle: Look at us, getting the team back together again :)
#chaoticbau#oh i could turn this into a whole fic#they’re such a mess#too much trauma make the bau go crazy#they all said fuck it#bye bitch#aaron hotchner#elle greenaway#criminal minds#jennifer jareau#derek morgan#jason gideon#spencer reid#emily prentiss#jemily#cm#incorrect criminal minds#incorrect cm#incorrect criminal minds quotes
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I just want to say a few things and those are WHEN DID TUMBLR BECOME A WHOREHOUSE ??? Because I'm getting really irritated and FRUSTRATED by seeing these ladies on my x reader page. PLEASE let me read in peace. 🙏
#they're basically everywhere#and i FUCKING HATE IT#not on my watch#percy jackson x reader#spencer reid x reader#aaron hotchner x reader#jason grace x reader#stiles stilinksi x reader#aaron warner x reader
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OG Mystreet fans we gotta rise UP SEASON 7 IS HAPPENING IN 2025
#LETS FUCKING GOOOOO#“rumor this” “rumor that— JESS!!!! GIVE TRAVLYN A HAPPY ENDING... AND MY LIFE IS YOURS‼️🦅‼️🦅‼️‼️🦅‼️‼️#MYSTREET COMEBACK IN 2025 WOOOOOOOOOOOO#mystreet#aphmau#aarmau#aaron lycan#travis valkrum#zane ro'meave#garroth ro'meave#jessica bravura#jason bravura
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Actually this explains a lot...

Holy shit this story was so awful.
#scrooge mcduck#uncle scrooge and the infinity dime#jason aaron#what the fuck were you cooking?!#there were enough#don rosa#references in this comic to kill an elephant!#donald duck#uncle scrooge#huey dewey and louie#carl barks#comics#comic books#marvel#marvel comics#disney#disney comics#scrooge above all can kiss my ass
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criminal minds season 2 🤝 being the best seasons 🤝 criminal minds season 4
#I LOVE THEM OKAY#IS THAT A CRIME#it was true the first time and it’s TRUE AGAIN#criminal minds#tiny talks#emily prentiss#aaron hotchner#spencer ried#derek morgan#jj jareau#penelope garcia#jason gideon#fuck David rossi
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There's a part of me that really wants a BSU series (I need to get Hotch, Dave, and Gideon in the same room alive), but there's another (bigger) part of me that doesn't trust them not to mess it up
#had this in the drafts for a while but it became extremely relevant to a select few mutuals so it's being posted#if you mess up the characterisation of my old men‚ i swear........#(they've already done this with dave and emily tbf. but if it happens more‚ i'll be fucking livid)#there are maybe three other people in this world i'd trust with writing them that aren't me#and i don't even know two of them personally. i just think our brains have linked through the brain rot#aaron hotchner#david rossi#jason gideon
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realizing that a lot of my favorite male characters are mama’s boys
#miles molares#percy jackson#damian wayne#bruce wayne#jason todd#adrien agreste#felix graham de vanily#felix fathom#izuku midoriya#alucard castlevania#aaron warner#prince zuko#i know there’s more but that’s all i can think of off the top of my head#yuki sohma#i can’t believe i fucking forgot yuki sohma i’m a disgrace#that rat boy is the KING of mommy issues#i guarantee i’ll remember more later and kick myself
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rhat supernatural boy and his stupid voice and face and that horrible terrible poorly written speech from utrh are in my brain. he deserves to die for that. monotone manly performance that is NOT jason todd !! he doesnt sound like that and he would NOT say that!!!
#ywannto know who could voice jason todd in 2010 ina perfect world?m aaron fucking Paul#<-girl who is insane but im right!!! im right ik it#mine#middle school play ass performance 'i would've done nothing but search the planet for this pathetic pile of evil#death worshipping garbage ' all the while i can hear him making this face 😐😐😐😐
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Stop cause why did no one prepare me for the beginning of Season 3 of Criminal Minds.
#criminal minds#actually what the fuck#aaron hotchner#jason gideon#Strauss is actually about to be my thirteenth reason#Aaron Hotchner you are also going to be my thirteenth reason#Hayley I understand you want a normal life with your husband but actually fuck you let my husband live his life as Unit Chief#spencer reid#penelope garcia
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Here lies Namor. Invader. Avenger. International Terrorist. - Namor (2024) #1
I am Namor. The Terrorist Propaganda says I have issues. Don't trust the Terrorist Propaganda. - Bucky Barnes: Winter Solider (2014) #1
You know what annoys me about Aaron's writing, where is Defender? Namor is part of and actually is the instigator in creating Marvel's The Defenders, the first trio called Titians Three consisted of him recruiting Hulk & Silver Surfer to aid him in stopping humans from hurting the Natural World in The Sub-Mariner (1968) #34. This would later spin out into Doctor Strange recruiting Namor, Silver Surfer, Hulk, and later joining them Valkyrie for the main and first wave of The Defenders. A team made up of outsiders who defended the world from supernatural threats. Namor is literally a founding member of (in my very strong opinion) the best modern team he's ever been on.
Yes, he's Namor the Avenging Son, but he was only ever called Terrorist by his enemies. Namor wouldn't think of himself in that way, he'd call himself a Defender, a Protector of his people, of the seas, his home. If Aaron means Invader as in he was part of the Invaders team then that also is a defense because he and the Invaders were fighting in WWll.
Namor knows the humans see him as a threat and for the most part he doesn't care if they label him as a monster because he's always had this strong belief of defending his home and people, he worked past his hatred of humans to help them all the way back in the golden age, but time and time again the humans do something that he has to respond to.
If you ask me for 2 panels to understand Namor in a nutshell then it would have to be;
The Defenders (1972) #53
Sub-Mariner (2007) #4
He's actually so easy to understand if people actually took the time to read his freaking comics. He's complex yeah, but that's what makes him so interesting as the first comic Anti-Hero!
Aaron focusing on Namor's outsider status isn't something new, it's been explored in his comics a lot of times. What really frustrated me was back in Avengers (2018) #9 Aaron had the chance to set up Namor to combat Captain America in terms of ideology of what is right and wrong, how is the defense of his homeland wrong? how is resistance against oil drillers, and poachers, and corporate greed, and polluters, and giant space robots falling and crushing his city and people wrong???
Human Laws have always been in favor of Humans, not the Atlanteans, not the Sea. Instead of exploring the concept of Namor being a Defender of his home and his people, Aaron constantly labels Namor a Terrorist. The he makes Namor want to atone for the wrongs he's done (never specifying exactly which ones, just a general "crimes against surface humanity") while never addressing or exploring the wrongs done to him by the humans/surface world!
Even now Aaron sets up Namor for conflict under the sea, and states it's for the best interest of the human world that their shipping lines and cruises be uninterrupted by the "shrieking blue skinned warriors who've invaded their coasts". Basically it's "We humans don't care if the Atlanteans are suffering so long as they suffer in silence and don't bother us or disrupt our money & lives".
Aaron writes in Avengers that Captain America offered aid to help the Atlanteans, but it's Namor who's rejected it, why would he accept help from the people who constantly hurt his people? Why would Namor ever trust them when they've broken his trust so many times in the past? Humans make promises and then break them all the time. Why should Namor ever accept the crumbs they deign to give him in return for obedience and silence so the humans can keep doing whatever they think is right? Why is the Surface World more moral and more right than the Undersea World? It's Namor's land, it's his home, they broke his laws, they broke his home, his people, his seas.
I've always said the biggest obstacle and mistake writers often encounter when writing Namor is they come at him from a very surface world mindset, where the humans are right and Namor isn't. Namor was never meant to be a champion of humans, but of the Atlanteans, the Seas, and all it's creatures.
I could not care less that you are breaking the Laws of Man. What you do here violates the Law of Namor. And thus you shall now endure Namor's Justice. - Defenders (2012) #1
Namor being seen as a Invader/Terrorist began back with his first fight against The Human Torch in Marvel Mystery Comics (1939) #8, Jim was championed as the Hero of Humanity, while Namor was labeled as Public Enemy No. 1. and even now 85+ years later Namor faces persecution for doing what he was raised to do all his life, be a king, be a protector of his people, take justice and vengeance for the wrongs done against his home and people.
Aaron wants to focus on Namor's outsider status of being born half human/half atlantean. He's already shown Namor being bullied and nearly killed as a child for being born different by his people, but that isn't anything new, that's been canon that Namor is an outsider among humans and atlanteans, it's canon that the Atlanteans are just as racist as the humans, but often they're framed as worse than the humans.
One comic reviewer questioned if Aaron is making statements about the current political climate but honestly anyone who reads Namor comics can see these themes, the tensions among atlanteans and humans, have always been there. What remains to be seen is if Aaron can actually deliver on some good writing.
#namor#namor mckenzie#namor the sub mariner#imp talks comics#jason aaron hate train#sorry to rant on and on but im not sorry bc i have THINGS TO SAY#aaron makes me want to scratch my eyes out#ik non rabid namor fans might think im insane for focusing so closely on every tiny detail and from a distance it doesnt look bad#but trust me when i say that in all the decades of namor being written this writer is stupid as fuck and cant handle the character#thats not me being a mean gatekeeper bc i usually try to find the good in the bad and can even enjoy brynes run for all the damage it did#bc he actually did keep namor in character and added another interesting level with the corporate angle
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...is it because he never showed any sign or potential of being interested in aphmau... is that...
#i mean besides jason totally turning the tides for him#but like..#trying to put any of these fucked up diy puzzle pieces together#is that viable#sigh#younger me is still dying but i'm just#uGH#woah aer talks?#aphmau#minecraft diaries#aphmau minecraft diaries#minecraft diaries aphmau#mcd#mcd aphmau#aphmau mcd#aaron mcd#mcd aaron#aer's revisiting block game roleplays
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GEORGIA: That deputy drove sixty miles just to barf. No good reason to be here, and no even from this department. What is it about death that fascinates us? GIDEON: He didn't contaminate the scene, did he? GEORGIA: No. Uh, Sheriff Georgia Davis. [Gideon ignores her, she turns to face Hotch and Morgan instead] People call me George. [Gideon is fully walking away] This is Deputy Rick Silo. HOTCH: Aaron Hotchner. This is Derek Morgan, and the guy who sometimes forgets his manners is Jason Gideon.
#i dont know why i find this bit so funny#gideon just fully fucks off without introducing himself at all#hc that when he told hotch about reid he was like#“he could be a great profiler but his social skills are abysmal. it's okay though ill teach him”#and then hotch had nightmares for weeks#aaron hotchner#jason gideon#gideon & hotch#not fic#criminal minds#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds s02e13#no way out#criminal minds 2x13
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going to your room early, knowing your not sleeping till 4 😭
girlhood is staying up late to read the top posts in an x reader tag
#x reader#aaron warner x reader#coriolanus snow x reader#grayson hawthorne x reader#matteo riddle x reader#xavier thorpe x reader#james potter x reader#remus lupin x reader#sirius black x reader#regulus black x reader#theodore nott x reader#sebastian sallow x reader#joel miller x reader#matt murdock x reader#jj maybank x reader#five hargreeves x reader#jason grace x reader#you know who you fucking are
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*ahem
I never get sick of the Avengers unsettled by existence of vampires thing. I really won't.
#avengers 2018#issue 14#jason aaron#steve rogers#captain america#the vamps are definitely in our headcanon#highlighted that last quote per my personal positions and history#also it fucking slays
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