#javier is amazing

[life-or-something-like-lt]

Javier Botet as Slender Man Slender Man(2018) behind the scenes

[carpathiians]

a restless night ｡･:*˚:✧｡

click to see like literally anything tbh

[lloydfrontera]

i think my issues with the canon romance at the end can be summarized by that competition alicia holds to win lloyd's hand.

she's like 'oh your new body sucks you need to marry someone who can protect you 24/7' so she holds a tournament to find the strongest woman in the continent and marry him to her so he'll have built-in bodyguard. which is objectively the funniest thing she could've done i love her so much. but. like. it's so unnecessary, redundant and also just,,,, factually incorrect??? ajdhka god lemme explain

here's how alicia puts it

but,,,, lloyd already has a bodyguard who's at his side 24/7. like. that's very much a plot point of the entire novel. there's literally a character who's arc is about coming to care about lloyd above anything else and deciding to stay at his side for the rest of his life to protect him. like. that's very much a thing that happened. it literally takes us 320 chapters to get to that point why are you acting like you're doing something new here

a swordsmanship competition. to decide who gets to marry lloyd. remind me what character have we spent the entire novel being told and shown over and over and over again is the most powerful and strongest swordsman in literally the entire world???

right. but he can't participate. because he's not a woman. which i think it's the point to this rant.

i don't think i need to spell it out but i'm gonna anyway.

the only reason javier isn't the one to end up with lloyd is because he's a man. because even by the in-universe made up requirements he's the most qualified one to do so, except that he's not allowed to even participate because he's not a girl.

and y'know what's the extra thing that just. makes me go a little insane because it's the one detail that makes me doubt for one second that all of this wasn't just pure chance or coincidence and instead is bk moon taunting us. y'know what it is.

what character is the only one who canonically can and has passed for a woman with no issue whatsoever in a seemingly out of nowhere gag that never comes up again. do you remember.

right. yeah.

so we have,,, a character who is devoted to our main character and has sworn to protect him for the rest of his life with everything he has, who is the strongest swordsman in the entire world and who can easily pass for a woman.

and then the main character is supposed to marry whoever wins a competition to decide who gets to protect him for the rest of his life, who is the strongest swordsman in the country and where only women are allowed to participate.

and i'm not supposed to read anything into that.

okay. i feel like i'm going crazy this is me right now

but seriously. this little tidbit that was probably just meant to be a joke about how alicia came to marry lloyd just,,, really highlights how unnecessary and redundant their romance feels to me

like. why would lloyd need to marry alicia. when he already has javier.

do you get what i mean

[nakedhiddles]

paul *farts*

stilgar *with tears in his wide open eyes* IT'S HIM THE LISAN AL-GAIB

[shaunthesheesh]

"my child is completely fine"

Your child is busy obsessing over the older Chilean actor, who is famous for playing grumpy characters, only soft for his children. Your child doesn't know whether they need him as father or partner, just his existence comforts them.

[peetahpahkah]

My mood this year:

Still depressed

Still horny and also heartbroken

In love with Andrew Garfield

In love with Pedro Pascal

[ayoungkiing]

5/26/2024-Such beautiful memories ✨🧜🏾‍♀️✨

[janaispunk]

dave x reader x JAVIER PEÑA ⁉️⁉️⁉️ pls i would love to know more

you + @ozarkthedog @luxurychristmaspudding @milla-frenchy @kedsandtubesocks & @hellfire-state-of-mind are killing me lmao 😭 i see you guys and you’re really motivating me to finally start writing this haha <3

i’m thinking reader is colleagues with either javi or dave and they have an (extremely kinky) friends with benefits situation going on. they work with ~either javi or dave~ on a case and it’s not going well, so they’re all kinda pissed and decide to… blow off some steam… together 😏

truth be told i’m just looking for an excuse to finally write gun play lol

[areacodefan]

People have been SO awesome about not posting Dune 2 spoilers (for those of us who have not read the books) and I will uphold that tradition. I will only say…

I FUCKING LOVED IT!

[graphicpolicy]

Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe (again) this July in Variant Covers

Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe (again) this July in Variant Covers #comics #comicbooks #deadpool

With his highly anticipated return to the big screen later this month and a brand-new solo comic book series on sale now, Deadpool is already taking over the Marvel Universe, but come July, he’ll tear it down one hero at a time in new Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe variant covers! Paying tribute to one of the most popular Deadpool comic series of all time, the Deadpool Kills the Marvel…

[pedropascalito]

[dopescissorscashwagon]

Chestnut-Eared Aracari Pantanal, Brazil by Javier Zurita Wildlife Photography 📸

[lloydfrontera]

this is less me proving a point and more just having a lot of fun doing these asjhdsjas 〜(￣▽￣〜)

now that i really think about it the mint color really clashes with the blue of javier's coat in a,,, not so great way tbh. either the coat should've been a smidge more green tinted or the hair had to be a little more blue. so,,, yeah.

[creedslove]

Besties I'm writing deserve it chapter 13 and *chef kiss*

[rhoorl]

A gift for you my love

https://www.tumblr.com/tomshiddles/730902170291027968?source=share

Angela, thank you love!

A Wednesday is not complete without seeing Javier in pink 🩷

Also...the one where he shoots the gun in the air shouldn't make me as excited as it does 😆 but here I am

[lucys-place]

Javier Bardem as Raoul Silva in Skyfall