#jays stuff

[riddlerpup]

CG! RIDDLER X AUTISTIC PUPPY REG! HC'S

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Okay since I've seen no one do anything like this imma have to take it in my own hands >:3 (also! This can be any general riddler but I'm more leaning towards Arkham Eddie)

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☆ okay so we know Eddie is very creative with trinkets and such, so I think he comes REAL handy when it comes to puppy gear

☆would make you a tail and pair of robotic ears! And a nice, shiny collar with his logo to go with it too! He has to show off a little of course, your his little pup!

☆he make the tail and ears be able to link up and express your emotions in case you've gone non-verbal, tail will wag if happy or excited, ears will perk up when something catches you interests, the whole shebang!

☆let's you have a small play space in his lab. In the corner. Away from him and his workings.

☆okay, okay, he doesn't trust you near is work, especially when your such a rowdy pup! So, he so generously and greatfully gave you your own "spot" in the corner, he gave you a cage and all!

☆most of your toys were made by him, in generous and cheap matter(his ego hurts a bit if he buys store-bought items me thinks)

☆how does he treat you? Well he gives you special treats, head pats and tummy rubs, and his undying attention! ....whenever he has time to give it.

☆he's a villain what can I say? His work catches his attention full sometimes, but whenever he hears a sad whimper or whine coming from behind him, looking over his shoulder to see you with thee BIGGEST puppy dog eyes he's ever seen, his work can be hold for a moment

☆sometimes he will give you puzzles or riddles for you to figure out, praising you and giving you a little treat if you answer correctly

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?: "Awh, good job little pup. Guess you deserve a treat after that huh?" :¿

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☆pats your head and gives you chin scratches :3

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Hi!so I might do more of these! Any Headcanon requests for DC villains anyone wants I'll attempt to do! :3

[moonteacup]

That coffee is radioactive I just know it

[yiddishfisting]

"neurotypicals have this special way of saying 'okay' that makes you feel like shit after infodumping your special interest" anyone can do that actually

[lunewolf13]

Tim and Jason were munching on Batburgers mid-patrol. Entirely out of the blue Tim says: By the way, I'm bi.

Jason pauses, then swallows his burger: Uh, okay?

Tim: I just wanted to tell you. In case, you know, you think no one would accept you.

Jason: ...Huh??

Tim: Yeah, there's a reason why I brought this up. What I'm trying to tell you is that B told me to tell you that you can bring your boyfriend over for dinner whenever you want.

Jason just stares at Tim, wondering if he's experiencing a fever dream because what??

Jason: What boyfriend??

As far as he knows, there is no boyfriend. Why does Bruce think there is a boyfriend??

Tim being understanding but for a completely different context: It's okay, Hood. I'll tell him you said no. No need to deny it.

Jason continues to be baffled: Thanks. But I don't have a boyfriend.

Tim does not believe him: Sure, sure. So, when's the next time Arsenal plans to visit Gotham?

Jason goes back to eating his burger and pretending he's not totally confused by the change in topic: Uh, this Thursday. I'm gonna help him with Lian's birthday cake, and brainstorm gift ideas.

Tim: Uh-huh. Hope you have guys have fun :)

[calypsolemon]

don't they know?

. you can't cage a thunderstorm.

[reineydraws]

jason is a grandpa's boy and u cant take this away from me!!! they cook together, they discuss literature together, and when jay comes back, they clean their guns together haha. ofc they celebrate their birthday together too! 😌

✨️🎂 hbd jay & alfie 🎂✨️

[voids-ideas]

Ok I am going to do this simply because the first thing I will put here I NEED to do it and I have 0 motivation to do it even though it is EXTREMELY important

In fact, I think that's the reason why I don't want to do it... anyway

If this gets to 30 notes, I do that thing ✅️

50 notes, I call to ask if my doctor's appointment has been scheduled (I've been avoiding it for two weeks now) ✅️

100 notes, I go wash my shoes that have long needed washing and are just sitting there, existing, waiting for me to deign to wash them. ✅️

200 notes, I finish organizing my room (I organized it halfway and then left a bunch of things that still don't have a defined place) ✅️

500 notes, I use the things I have to bleach and color my hair. The only thing that has stopped me is the fear of doing it wrong or being too lazy to maintain it. ✅️

1k notes, I stop doing things that I know will trigger my chronic pain with the pure intention of confirming that the pain was indeed real (don't do this. 0 recommended) ✅️

5k notes, I try some new food without fear of wasting money by buying something I most likely won't like (my autism hates new foods) ✅️

10k notes, I wear my bi flag earrings in front of someone I wouldn't usually wear them with. I trust that they possibly wouldn't have a problem with me being bi, but I would never get up the courage to tell them anything ✔️ (I haven't, but that person was in my room next to where the earrings are. They were 0% hidden) ✅️

20k notes, wtf I have absolutely no idea. If it comes to this, ehhh... Honestly, I have no idea what I'm doing here. Do I promise to be honest in therapy and stop telling them that everything is perfect even though nothing has ever been perfect? Yeah, that probably works. Please don't go this far, I don't know how to do this. Maybe I should... but... it would be awful to learn it

April 2024: I stop procrastinating editing this post with the things I've already done. I WANT THE HAIR SO MUCH BUT IT'S SO DIFFICULT

May 2024: Red hair, red hair, red hair. I'M CROWLEY, RED HAIR!!!!!

[smiledog16]

hello marble hornets and slenderverse community

please be nice i have just been born /j

enjoy! the slenderman

[rockore]

WAKE UP BABE!!!!!ITS TLNM'S ANNIVERSARY TODAY!!!!! 22ND SEPTEMBER!!!!!LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO happy 7th anniversary to THE movie ever 🫶🫶

Hq ver

[riddlerpup]

Tween regressor Wolf moodboard 🐺🐾

[moonteacup]

"Lili pads ripple" on Oil pastels by me - August 2024

[straycalamities]

a couple of months ago, I asked @direpunk if he'd do a collab with me because he draws some of my favorite jays EVER we ended up with jayxjay

he did jay on the bottom, and i did skully!jay on the top :^) it turned out super epic

[dizzydizney]

I was going to put Maddox on here but I truly feel like he never gets found out for his crimes

[witless-winion1]

guys how do we bully Jorge into getting a tumblr account

PLEASE I need to see this man’s chaos gremlin energy be forcibly bathed in the void of epic shitposts

[calypsolemon]

Tap your glass, let me see you unfold

[staracket]