#jj starling

[multiphandommess]

Who I Write For

Please note that I only write characters when I have ideas for them, so if they are on this list and have no fics, I promise some will be coming soon. Also, please note that these will all be either fem! reader or GN! reader.

DC

Kate Kane 

Harley Quinn

Poison Ivy

Marvel

Wanda Maximoff

Natasha Romanoff

Yelena Belova

Kate Bishop

Kamala Kahn

Carol Danvers

Darcy Lewis

OITNB

Nicky Nichols

Alex Vause

Stella Carlin

Criminal Minds 

JJ

Emily Prentiss

Penelope Garcia

Actors

 Natasha Lyonne

Ruby Rose

Margot Robbie

Scarlett Johansson

Elizabeth Olsen

Fiona Dourif

Jenna Ortega

Lachlan Watson

Horror

Jaxx Herd (The Meg)

Clarice Starling (Silence Of The Lambs)

Sidney Prescott (Scream)

Tara Carpenter (Scream)

Sam Carpenter (Scream)

Nica Pierce (Chucky)

Glenda Ray (Chucky)

Sabrina Spellman (Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina)

Theo Putnam (Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina)

MISC. 

Charlie Cale (Poker Face)

Abby Sciuto (NCIS)

Adele Wolff (XXX: Return Of Xander Cage)

Victoria De Angelis (Måneskin)

Vada Cavell (The Fallout)

[reportwire]

Escobar rallies Mets past Marlins in 10, back into 1st alone

Escobar rallies Mets past Marlins in 10, back into 1st alone

NEW YORK — With the Mets needing a comeback in the pressure of a tight pennant race, Eduardo Escobar was a one-man show. Escobar homered and drove in five late runs — including the game-winning single in the 10th inning — to rally New York past the Miami Marlins 5-4 on Wednesday night and back into sole possession of first place in the NL East. By overcoming a four-run deficit, the Mets moved a…

[herpsandbirds]

hello,

is there any chance you have a glossary of many types of starlings, with photos? i’ve been looking around for a little over a year when i have time but i haven’t had luck with finding more than a couple, especially just in one place.

if not, it is totally fine, and i thank you for your time anyways!

have a lovely day.

STARLINGS!

Hello, yes, I have many starling on tap for you my friend...

family Sturnidae, order Passeriformes

Superb Starlings (Lamprotornis superbus), 2 parents feeding a juvenile (middle), family Sturnidae, found in East Africa

photograph by Martin van Lokven

Greater Blue-eared Glossy-starling (Lamprotornis chalybaeus), family Sturnidae, Kruger National Park, South Africa

photograph by @anthony.press

Golden-breasted Starling (Lamprotornis regius), family Sturnidae, East Africa

photograph by Ka-el Dino

Emerald Starling (Lamprotornis iris), family Sturnidae, found in West Africa

photograph by Brian Jones

Violet-backed Starling (Cinnyricinclus leucogaster verreauxi), male, family Sturnidae, found in much of Sub-Saharan Africa

photograph by lexvanvught_photography

Daurian Starling aka Purple-backed Starling (Agropsar sturninus), family Sturnidae, Kent Ridge Park, Singapore

photograph by JJ Harrison 

Asian Pied Starlings (Gracupica contra), family Sturnidae, Jaipur, Rajasthan, India

photograph by Savita Shiggaon

Coleto (Sarcops calvus), family Sturnidae, order Passeriformes, endemic to the Philippines

Photograph by Domzjuniorwildlife

[proton-wobbler]

Loser's Bracket: Round 2, Poll 4

Images: Vireo (All About Birds); Starling (James Kennerly); Grebe (Daniel Pettersson); Frogmouth (JJ Harrison)

[gothprentiss]

i know that like, really well thought out characters with intended arcs and established backstories from the jump were not really staples of episodic tv, especially the more formulaic genres like crime procedurals which end up being character-driven only because of longevity. and furthermore in some ways the coincidences and oddnesses that come with an inability to change certain character choices across seasons or even episodes end up doing significantly more character work than a lot of the writers do, and maybe some of the actors as well. beyond the boilerplate “meaning isn’t always intentional,” the settings in which meaning is most at stake in these shows tend to be fandom settings, which are already given to reading with a level of depth, retention, and stakes which far outstrips most of the show’s aspirations and probably have more parity with the craft and norms of prestige tv. obviously crafting an exit plan for a character is hard to do when you might have to, for example, fire them mid-season, or rush them out due to not wanting to pay women, etc. and even if you could, you can’t budget to shoot flashback scenes early on, establishing backstory naturally works against how character arcs tend to happen in these shows, and so on.

anyway point is that eps like 52 pickup (or outfoxed, or… is it called jj? the missing girl at sea one?) where prentiss’ job is to flirt with the unsub are clearly character episodes when they happen, but are very different character episodes in the context of the doyle arc. in 52 pickup it’s first a gag, and then a Girl Power Moment, which i think are, in their own way, fine— like every crime show had a pua episode where they roasted puas for having no game, arcane theories of gender, etc. it becomes obviously very awful to her in the context of her doyle assignment, even if, i guess, it’s also got a sort of cathartic quality: what she gets at the tail end of it is to totally wreck this guy. though i feel that within both the episode and the larger, later character arc, that’s insufficient. so the episode becomes, beyond its gender politics which were already rudimentary, secretly very laden with emotional stakes for emily in a way that seemingly no one predicted.

outfoxed tarnishes totally differently. personally and genuinely, one of my favorite things is when crime shows have their big Doing The Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy episodes, which are in my experience universally terrible but in such lush and varied ways. outfoxed borrows heavily from the visual language of the scene where starling interviews hannibal in the silence of the lambs movie, casting prentiss as starling and the fox as hannibal lecter. notably, their take on it ends with a reversal and revelation, which is that it’s george foyet behind this all (following lecter’s revelatory role in sotl), and the figure we see exiting the prison (in starling’s position) is hotch, not prentiss— so this reference also sustains and enables the reversal. it’s pretty half-assed as the framing for the episode (i.e., there’s no meaningful parity between the killer, a refugee from the war in yugoslavia, and buffalo bill, but that’s probably for the best), but its implications for prentiss are really interesting. typically the clarice starling parallels feature a young, green agent thrust into a new world (for example, the show references the training scene at the opening of silence of the lambs when ashley seaver is introduced), and navigating its new stakes and dynamics as ably as she can. prentiss reacts to hotch’s expectations that she flirt with the fox with disgust and an amount of surprise. this isn’t necessarily at odds with the fact that she’s had to do this before, since the fox is both categorically worse than the previous instances (e.g. in the previous season’s 52 pickup, she clearly didn’t see viper as a threat; which was also clearly telegraphed re: dante in the previous episode the performer), and in a different, unfamiliar, and threatening setting. but it would have an obvious parallel with doyle, and to such an extent that flirting with a killer to get information wouldn’t be a new and alarming experience for her.

this has clear solubility with the way the doyle arc shakes out, and presumably the way they leaned into her furtive and secretive behavior there involved an eye for how it would ease any earlier narrative problems like these: i.e., the disgust she expresses at having to flirt with the fox, the way she feels unbalanced, unsafe, and ill at ease with the whole situation and with how it required not only to exploit herself but also others, specifically a child— these made sense for her character then, but they also are analogues to her time undercover, and are the version of that which she’s able to articulate in that setting.

[shilohta]

Third best thing about having my window open in the summer is my cat going eek eek eek at the starlings through the screen (and also at the American kestrels, which is bold of JJ because one of them could probably carry her off. She's a smol cat)

Second best thing about summer window is seeing lightning bugs and bats at dusk :)

Number one best thing about summer window is when JJ turns around from bird watching and I make eye contact from across the room and we re-create the Charlie Kelly Mac staring meme

[arthrmorgann]

the fallout show officially gave me brainworms and I've since come up with an elaborate story idea set in montana of all places

and i've already written up a prologue lord help me

thinking about the main/pov characters we have

BUCK

John Jr, aka JJ youngbuck. mostly goes by buck cause he hates his full name

son of my courier (as per a line they can say) also named john

as this is set in around 2286/2287 he's around 22-23 years old

just a regular survivor for the most part but does the occasional courier-like job

honestly a dumbass

GRACE STARLING

similar age to buck

only known survivor of the massacre of her vault. buck saves her and brings her back to his home

bright, peppy, slightly naive. she gets a bit defensive about her upbringing

high agility build, absolutely insane with pistols

DIANA

probably late 20s/early 30s

member of the sisterhood - a sort of offshoot of the brotherhood of steel left in Montana but not as militaristic nor crappy

tags along to assist buck's community by her leader

THE TANK

MONTERREY JACK

morally grey, smarmy bastard

mid 40s

acts very cocky and self assured but is quite troubled deep down

smokes like a chimney

VICKI

the resident ghoul character albeit recently turned

lives in the designated villain territory but is going through a journey of discovering that hey this place is messed up

a decent hacker and tinkerer

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[bookofbonbon]

the bird whisperer - jj maybank.

pairing: JJ Maybank x reader

warnings: injured bird. talks of a coma. unedited and inconsistent tenses.

summary: you accidentally hit a bird with a rock and JJ helps you help the bird.

a/n: inspired by the scene in the starling when Lilly's co-worker comes to help her nurse the birdie back to health. It just seemed like something JJ would do lmao.

word count: 500

You threw the rock out of frustration. The bird had been terrorising you upwards of 2 weeks and in a moment of frustration, as it circled up ahead, ready to swoop you, you picked up a rock and threw it. You did not think that the rock would actually hit the bird.

You had always been a shit shot. Couldn’t aim to save your life. Hell, if you got too distracted while eating or drinking something, you would miss your mouth. Like Pope, you blamed it on being on the math team instead of playing sports.

“Oh my god!” You scream, running in the direction of where the bird had free fallen from mid-air.

Of course, the one time you actually hit your target; you kill a bird.

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The bird had survived, barely. The veterinarian did what she could do but said it was now up to you to try to nurse the bird back to full health. So, here you were, a comatose bird with its wings bound, laid out on your desk under the glare of your desk lamp as you fed it drops of medicine as instructed by the vet.

The sound of your front screen door opening and closing followed by a faint ‘babe’ reaches your ears from where you’re seated. JJ. You had told him about the whole ordeal, frantically screaming down the phone about how you were a stone-cold killer to which he laughed and said “very punny”, sending you into another meltdown.

“In the study!” You call back to him.

“Jesus, babe”, you hear him breathe out. “I know you feel guilty but, I don’t think you should keep the dead bird,” he finishes, scratching his head.

“It’s not dead!” You say, whipping around to face him. “It’s alive.”

“Are ye sure because it looks-“

“It’s alive!” You say, scowling at him over your shoulder.

“Okay, okay” JJ laughs, holding his hands up in surrender and walking towards you. Pulling you out of your seat, he sits down and places you on his lap. Arms circling your waist, he kisses your shoulder before resting his head on it. The both of you peer down at the bird in silence from your positions when JJ breaks it with the most peculiar sound.

“Ca-ca-ca-caw”.

You freeze in JJ’s lap, eyebrows furrowing at the bird-like sound.

“Ca-ca-ca-”

“JJ... what are you doing?” You ask, twisting in his hold to look at him.

“Oh, I read somewhere if you talk to somebody in a coma it can help them heal faster and well... birds don’t speak English,” He explains, leaning back in the chair and looking at you as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world. “You didn’t know that?”

“No… but by all means, if you think it’ll help, please continue,” you say, gesturing back to the bird.

“With pleasure” He grins, and you smile back at him; wondering how you got so lucky as he continues with his bird talk.

“Ca-ca-ca-caw… ca-ca-ca-caw…”

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All fics are my own work - I have not posted my work anywhere else.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Outer Banks characters or Outer Banks show.

Do not copy. Do not translate. Do not repost.

© bookofbonbon 2021. All rights reserved.

[thesarcasticwitch]

Hotchcanons!

Bisexual, knows it, but deeply, deeply closeted.

Loves Reid, Morgan, Emily, Garcia, and JJ like his own children, but has a special soft spot for Garcia and Reid.

Jack is his whole entire world. He loves him more than anything.

Goes to Rossi for romantic advice, but swears him to secrecy every time.

Loves dark chocolate.

Has grudgingly come to love Marvel due to Jack’s love for superheroes, but cannot stand any of the Avengers except for Natasha Romanoff.

Still a little bit in love with Hailey, but not so much that he hadn’t moved on.

His first crush was on Jodie Foster as Clarice Starling in The Silence of the Lambs.

Deals with nightmares by watching Star Trek, because its about a government agency where everything always works out okay.

And he identifies with Captain Picard.

Occasionally fantasizes about punching Erin Strauss in the face.

And William Reid.

[libraryofloveletters]

The Other Man

Spencer Reid x Reader 

Request: Overprotective/angry Spencer when something happens with the reader. 

Warnings: fem!reader, alcohol consumption, cursing, a mention of hotchxemily

Category: Angst/Fluff at the end

Word Count: 1.1k

Author’s Note: so I changed the request slightly looool, it’s more angry?kinda insecure Spencer. anyways, hope you enjoy love!

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It was the first Saturday that the team had off in a while. Rossi offered to cook dinner for the team and Penelope, being Penelope,  ran with that idea. Spencer had been a little off since the last case but you didn't think anything about it, knowing he’d talk to you too much.

The two of you got dressed in silence, usually he’d mumble out facts about your hair products or makeup or even the fabric of your dress, but not tonight. Tonight was.. different. You guys headed over to Rossi’s walking into the house, which smelled like pasta and wine.

Rossi pulled you and Spencer into a hug, handing you both wine glasses and telling you dinner would be ready soon. You offered to help but he refused to let you because Penelope was helping and last time, you left the stove on with a towel on top. He said you weren’t allowed near the stove ever again. Spencer left you and went off to say hello to JJ, Will and Henry, while you walked the other way to Derek.

Derek was sitting on the one seater by the window, while Emily and Hotch sat across from him on the couch. You said hello to the two of them, taking a seat on the armrest of Derek’s chair. “Hey mama” his arm now wrapped around your waist, holding you. 

“Hey D” you smiled at him, your arm on his shoulder. You and Derek often came off as a couple with the way you guys acted together but it wasn’t like that. Derek was your best friend, he’s the one that got you and Spencer together actually. The two of you flirted and called each other nicknames but the feelings were strictly platonic.

JJ, Spencer and Will walked into the living room, Will was carrying Henry who was giggling at Hotch because he was making faces at him. You stretched out your arms “Let me see my little man” before Will passed Henry to you, Derek pulled you onto his lap. His arms were around your waist, his hands on your lap. “I can’t let you fall over with Henry in your arms, so you're sitting here” You laughed at his comment, Will pass Henry to you.

You held him, looking down at the tiny bunch of joy in your arms. “JJ, he’s so gorgeous” she smiled at you. You could feel Spencer’s eyes burning into you, he wasn’t the biggest fan of your flirting with Derek, you were sure he wanted to kill Derek right now.

Emily pulled out her phone, “Smile you two!” you and Derek looked up at her and smiled. Rossi came in soon enough, calling all of you to come eat dinner. Dinner was lovely, he and Penelope made 4 different pastas. You all chatted and laughed. 

After dinner, you headed to the backyard a bottle of wine in hand. All of you sat and talked, laughing at Rossi’s stories about his many wives. JJ and Will were the first to leave, seeing that they had a baby that needs to go to bed. A little later, Emily and Hotch were tipsy enough to be all over each other, Dave sending them home in a taxi. Derek headed out with Penelope right after she got up on the table and started singing, leaving you and Spencer.

The two of you helped tidy up before you left. The drive home was quiet, the car filled with tension. You wanted to ask Spencer what was wrong but you didn't want to push him any further.

When you got home, Spencer slammed the doors shut, starling you. “Okay, seriously Spencer, what’s wrong with you?”

“What’s wrong with me ? Are you kidding me y/n?”

You nodded, you sat on the couch slipping off your heels before he started ranting. 

“Since you want to know ‘what's wrong with me’ let me tell you. You and Derek are what's wrong. The two of you are practically attached at the hip. You barely spend time with me, even at home, you’re all over him. Today you were sitting on his lap, like are you fucking serious ? You make me feel as if I'm the other man and Derek is your boyfriend. If you want to be with him so much, why don't you just date him?!” Spencer stormed off to the bedroom, slamming the door.

You sat there in shock. Was that really how Spencer felt? You realized now why he’s been so distant since the last case. Hotch had sent you and Derek in as a couple at the club to lure the unsub. You had to really make it believable so the two of you kissed. Okay, you did a little more than kissing, hands were all over each other but there were no feelings. That was strictly work.

You walked up to the room, knocking on the door and walking in. Spencer’s back was to you, you sat on the bed leaning against your pillows.

“Spencer I love you. I love Derek but not in the way you think. I realized what happened between us on the case might have made you feel otherwise but that was strictly work. The feelings I have for Derek are platonic, in every way possible. You’re the one I love and I want to come home too. I’m sorry if I made you feel otherwise.”

Spencer rolled over putting his head on your lap, still not speaking. Your fingers found their way to his curls, playing with them as the two of you sat there.

“I’m sorry I overreacted” He sighed.

“Hey, you have nothing to be sorry about. I’m sorry I made you feel like that.” You looked down at him.

“I love you Spencer”

“I love you y/n”

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[herpsandbirds]

Daurian Starling aka Purple-backed Starling (Agropsar sturninus), family Sturnidae, Kent Ridge Park, Singapore

photograph by JJ Harrison 

[isolenmlyswear69]

Collide [Teaser] ~ a JJ Maybank x OC fanfic

Warning: cursing, bad grammar, not prof read

A/N: I left tumblr for a while to take a break from everything and decided to write in my free time and came up with this, dont worry I’ll get right to answering your guys ask just wanted to share this

Paring: JJ Maybanks x OC

Word count: 18.1K

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The sun peeked through the curtains of the chateau,making me squint before rolling over and tucking my head deeper into the pillow groaning deeply as i heard a a low chuckle and John b’s voice echoed through the house seemingly louder then it was,

“Morning Sunny,” he said laughing at how I rolled myself deeper into the makeshift bed as he headed outside, most likely to chill on the hammock. I grumbel to myself and sat up, rubbing my eyes before I leaned back, stitching my back, hearing a couple of pops before sitting up and cracking my eyes open. Swinging my legs over the side of the couch, setting my feet on the trash covered ground moving an empty beer can with my toe so i could set my foot down. Standing up, letting my shirt that i had wore yesterday fall back over my jean shorts as i stretch my arms up above my head letting a small tremor roll through my body while my muscles finally woke up, i let my arms drop back down letting a small sigh out before shuffling into the kitchen, around the bar counter heading straight towards the fridge, pulling the door open leaning down before reaching my hand in shuffling around past the cases of beer looking for something a less likely to edge on the headache was already starting to form in the front of her head. I set my sights on the orange juice that was near the back of the fridge, grabbing the neck of the bottle dragging it out of the fridge,praying it isn't out of date. Knowing the boys it most likely was but hey why not be an optimist right? I turned leaning my hips onto the counter unscrewing the cap and bringing it to my lips, before tipping it up taking a big swig. I can say that was the worst decision i made that day, i quickly leaned towards the sink spitting it out as fast as i could quickly turning on the sink, sticking my face under the faucet bringing the water into my mouth swishing it around before spitting that out leaning back up head still tilting down towards the sink. I reached up my arm and shut the sink off before grabbing the bottle of orange juice and emptying it out in the sink. All i can say is fuck optomistic people they are crazy and dont know the fine line betwen optimisum and insanity. I let out a grumble as I worked my way around the chateau, thinking I could just take a walk to the store and grab a tea or something that was actually digestible. I grumbled to myself as i suffered to the guest bedroom in the chateau, before slamming my fist against the door a couple time,

“ i left my wallet in there so i'm giving you 3 seconds to get decent then i'm coming in for it “ i say loudly, my voice still scratchy from the lack of sleep i had gotten last night. thanks to the pogues party habits it was hard to get sleep during summer, not that i minded i'm always down for a party, the aftermath still sucks major ass let's be honest. I grab the handle turning it quickly pushing in the door and walking in the room quick heading straight for the dresser near the window spotting my wallet easily i swiped it off the dresser turning on my heels, my eyes were meet with the blue ones of jj, him and another girl, i hadn't seen this one before and i didn't really care enough to stay and figure out what she looked like. I simply smirked knowingly at jj before waving off his wink strutting out of the room, closing the door on my way out. JJ and i have a odd history i can tell you that, but that never stopped us from being close, we had a lot in common when we had first meet and had remained close ever since, maintaining a almost more than friendly relationship but never anything more than a flirting glace was ever shared between us. I head back to where i had made my makeshift bed, plopping down on the bead throwing my socks and shoes that i had put beside the bed on, placing my wallet in my back pocket and snatching my phone of the ground by the pillows before strutting out of the house, seeing john b. peacefully sitting on the hammock,

“Your going to poison people with the shit in your fridge, i'm going to the store to restock i'll be back in a little” i call out to him, seemingly starling him out of whatever thought he was in.

“Can you grab some skinny pop?” he called back sitting up, i put my thumb up in the air so he could see as i walked off towards the store already lost in my own thoughts. Before i knew it my feet had brought me to my destination, snapping me out of my tance of scrolling through instagram lost in thought. I looked up from my phone, tucking it in my back pocket and grabbing my shitty old leather wallet i had gotten from my dad for my 14th birthday decorated with pins from where he traveled do for his gigs, him being a famous musician and all he wasn't always home leaving me to do whatever i wished, he would text and tell me to be safe but other than hard drugs and teen pregnancy he was fine as long as whatever i did i did it safely or told him before or after doing it. He is just chill, and we got along great because of it. I pushed the door open causing the bells on the door to jingle, and a faint

“Hello, let me know if I can help you find anything” from the direction of the counter. I let out a small hum, giving a closed mouth smile in that direction, heading to the snack aisle, grabbing two bags of skinny pop, a bag of nacho doritos, and a bag of salted almonds, before heading to the drink aisle grabbing 6 arizona teas, and two snapples for myself knowing that a snapple can fix a hangover if mixed with a vitamin c packet, correctly that is. I shuffled back up to the front, gently putting everything up on the counter, looking up smiling at the boy at the counter, he smiled back before scanning my items quickly,

“wait “ i called out louder than expected making him flinch and look up, i quickly stuck my hand in back pocket pulling out the lump of yarn unfolding it revealing a crochet bag, widespread between each knots, holding it out the the young boy before smiling,

“Can you put my stuff in here? You know how bad the pollution can get with those plastic bags and the ocean” i giggled as he nodded slowly gently taking the bag from my hands, smiling a small smile at me before loading my stuff up and telling me a price, i fished out the money and payed him before grabbing my bag slinging it over my shoulder and walking out of the store, heading back to the chateau.

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When I arrived back at the chateau, John b. Was still laying out on the hammock, i gently walked over to him , reaching into my bag and pulling out a skinny pop and handing it to him, before smiling as he tore it open like a starving child and dug in,

“Thank you” he said popcorn bits flying out of his already full mouth, causing my nose to scrunch up in disgust, i simply shook my head and headed back inside waving at him. As i walked in the house i saw kie still asleep on the couch, i giggled quietly at her before moving around the couch heading to the kitchen to find pope searching the fridge,

“Dude don't bother i already tied and got poisoned by the orange juice” i giggled setting the bag of snacks on the counter grabbing two arizona out and pushing the bag towards him, pope turned and examined the goods before grabbing the bag of doritos and a snapple, before smiling at me

“Thank you, you are truly and life saver” i giggled at the comment before heading back to the spare bedroom to see the door open, i strut in to see jj leaning back on the pillow hair a mess, no shirt just his boxers barely covered by the thin sheet on the guest bed, his vape in his hand.

“Sup loser, i brought you sum tea” i said to him strutting to the side of the bead he was on, holding a hand out with the tea in it, jj looked up, his ocean blue eyes meeting mine before a sly smirk spread across his face,

“Come ‘ere” he said grabbing my waist pulling me down onto the bed, both of erupting into giggles as i land on my back next to him his torso still leaning over me, his hair dangling down, framing his face perfectly, his dimples in his perfectly tanned face,his- NO damit sunny stop it he's your friend, i had noticed both of our laughter had died down and we were both just smiling at one another. I scrunch my nose up before dropping the Arizona in one of my hands before using it to shove it his face away from me groaning at the smirk he gave me when he leaned onto his side, raising his eyebrows at me.

“Just shut up and drink your damn tea” I said , handing him one. Grumbling to myself as i popped the lid of mine open and took a sip from it, i sighed laying back onto the bed and closing my eyes just enjoying the sounds of nature , and jj gulping down the cold beverage like no tomorrow, i sighed, rolling over to the side of the bed, swinging my legs over the side looking down when my feet hit something thin and soft. My eyes gaze down to see JJ's muscle tee laying on the floor, sighing. I reach down, swiping it off the ground and balling it up. Turning slightly to see JJ scrolling on his phone and a crushed, now empty, Arizona can sitting on the bedside table beside him. I ball up his shirt before throwing it with a little power behind it, it flew through the air and fan itself out as it plopped on his head causing him to pick off the piece of clothing on his head and give me a look of confusion.

“Get dressed i'm sure everyones ready to go out on the water for the day already and you're lagging” I say standing up and flashing him a smile before heading back to the kitchen to get some chips before the other pogues ate them all.

[maschotch]

ashley seaver & jordan todd for the ask game!

ashley seaver

first impression: OH THANK GOD anyone but jj

impression now: blonde clarice starling written by a 13 yo wattpad girlie

favorite moment: maybe this is lame lol but i liked her intro at the academy? they showed her be capable, a quick thinker, and physically strong. i feel like they never really showed those traits again askjhfgla

idea for a story: ok so what if her mom sold her to one direction?

unpopular opinion: damn she was like kinda boring ngl. ik they just needed a blond haired blue eyed replacement for jj but wow. they gave her the exact same lack of personality asjdhgla

favorite relationship: i love when she'd hang out w gamer girl rossi

favorite headcanon: rossi and hotch independently kept tabs on her over the years. rossi may send a card w a check for holidays/birthdays and take her out to dinner or something while he's in town. hotch was more hands off, but he definitely played close attention when she joined the academy. he continues to follow her fbi career and they'll go out for coffee sometimes

jordan todd

first impression: OH THANK GOD anyone but jj

impression now:

favorite moment: her whole vibe in normal. when she's mad at hotch thinking what she said got people killed, when she pleaded for the unsub to not hurt anyone else, and when she just had to get out of the house and sunk to her knees in the yard asking rossi "did i do that?" like wowie. WAIT NO ALSO when she stormed into hotch's office "you're my boss, correct? i report to you?" that whole conversation is always so so so funny i rewind it like ten times

idea for a story: i just wish we had gotten literally anything about her background. who is she? where did she grow up? what was her family like? is she close w them?

unpopular opinion: i wish she could've stayed lmao. as much as i like her arc, i think it would've been neat if hotch had just kind of taken over aspects of the job that she was struggling with--like the way he did when jj left in season six? if he was mostly about picking the cases and she stayed as the liason. i think she was much better at talking to families and honestly she just has that media voice ya know?

favorite relationship: i loved her and emilyyyyy. it seemed like she struggled to adjust to the bau but at least she had someone looking out for her

favorite headcanon: def fucked emily after 52 pickup. maybe a threesome w hotch 🏃‍♂️

[amnhnyc]

Did you have “bedhead” that looked like the crest of a Brahminy Starling (Sturnia pagodarum) this morning? This starling has a wide range and might be spotted in India, Pakistan, or Thailand, where it inhabits a variety of forests and shrubland. It spends its time foraging for fruits and insects, often with a family group. It’s also known to imitate the sounds of other birds in its range. Males and females have a similar appearance. To tell the difference, look closely at the crest: males’ crests and hackles are a bit longer and fuller. Photo: JJ Harrison, CC-BY-SA-3.0 https://www.instagram.com/p/CAvKk_dA2HD/?igshid=tal21a10sqi6

[jareauxprentiss]

What would JEMILY go as for Halloween? What would a JEMILY Halloween party be like? What would the whole BAU be? In ur opinion

ooo nice question, anon! thank you! 😊

first off, with jemily, here’s how i’d imagine it:

in my head, em and jj get together post jj having henry, so this is around seasons 5-7 area or post that

em never really celebrated halloween growing up, so she doesn’t really want to do anything for their first halloween together but jj is so excited for their first halloween together

em REALLY doesn’t want to dress up (more than anything she just wants to cuddle up and watch a horror movie) but damn jj is persistent, and she uses henry as a ploy to beg em to trick or treat with them

emily grudgingly agrees and dresses up as the first thing that comes to her mind: clarice starling

jj is #notimpressed by em’s costume. she barely looks any different and chose a character much like herself

jj, on the other hand, is dressed up as princess leia with henry as yoda and it warms em’s heart seeing them get so excited

so, the next year, emily’s a cat—which jj and the rest of the bau make fun of consistently—while jj dresses up as luigi while henry’s mario

the next year, they’re married, and em gives into her wife. she’ll do the family costume thing. but she did not sign up for this... she did not sign up to dress up as eeyore. tho, jj did make a cute pooh. and dammit, henry was the most adorable piglet.

it’s always family costumes after that

i think jemily would only host parties when henry was old enough to hang out with his friends alone. the party would look like:

jj and em in their family costume (em sends dirty looks every time someone calls her ‘whipped’)

reid’s something nerdy every year. star trek, doctor who, battlestar galactica, sherlock holmes, nikola tesla, etc

penelope is something cute, beyond cute. animals, fun characters, anything happy 🌈🌈

matt probably has his family over too and he’s wearing the most basic costume as possible (god he’s so tired) but his wife, she’s just rockin something hot™️

tara’s wearing something badass every year, always makin those jaws drop

luke is such a puppy, but he doesn’t want everyone to think that, so he goes for horror. can he scare anyone? no. except maybe reid.

rossi says no costume, he’s fine with being himself every damn day thank you very much

they mostly sit around and get drunk, tell stories, eat candy, and laugh until they can’t any more