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telebeast · 19 days

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unoriginal joke

#Gravity Falls #Stanley Pines #Stanford Pines #Ford Pines #Stan Pines #shitpost #I put the ID in the little thing tumblr has for it this time because I am still experimenting with which is best wah #This joke has been made before I am sure of it but.

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whereisthesun · 20 days

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I HATE MORAL OCD. well i shouldnt say hate thats a strong word. and i dont want to sound like i hate people WITH moral ocd because i dont of course. i just hate having it. but i shouldnt think that, i do like having morals, its just stressful to be thinking about them so constantly and scrutinizing every little thing i do or think. but really thats the least i could do so i should at least try, right? just because i suffer from— no, struggle with moral ocd doesn’t mean i should just stop thinking about things all together, thats not what im saying and i should make that clear, but i

#quinn talks #ocd tag #ok to reblog #this has been in my drafts for 34984 years because.#surprise. got scared to post it. morally. COME ONNN #this is a joke but barely an exaggeration.

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meme-dealer999 · 22 days

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angelicgarnet · 9 months

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the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

#woof #like self diagnosis is one thing #but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism)#and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically #or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something #and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes

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as-i-watch · 3 months

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Chilchuck is definitely the kind of dad that scared his kids with the boogie man, he has that kind of humor

and probably ended up having them sleep on his bed bc he scared them too much too

#he really stroke a nerve there lmao what an aim #he has done this kind of jokes so much the whole season but this time it feel extra dad #dungeon meshi spoilers #as i watch dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuk tims #marcille

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christadeguchi · 3 months

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i'll let phie-san say it:

#the vids i've seen on tiktok picking at her immediately get a block...#bitter otaku sitting in their socks in their mom's basement feeling threatened/enraged by a hot successful black woman outnerding them-core #also this kind of criticism is so demoralising and damaging to people who are trying to learn another language #also. accents are NORMAL and not a bad thing #i don't think that the end goal of picking up a new language necessarily has to be sounding native #and i know sometimes the way japanese people react like SUGOIII? *W* when a foreigner says like one (1) word in japanese is joked about #but like... genuinely... i always love when someone clearly has made an effort and took the time to learn some of the language #anyway she can step on those haters <3 #also like. it’s just some lines in a song people need to relax…#megan thee stallion #autoplay warning #japan #japanese #language #mamushi

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peachie-keane · 6 months

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clair de lune will always go down smooth, claude really did put his whole debussy into this one

#idk if this joke has already been made #I just love listening to clair de lune okay it fucks

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calamitys-child · 1 year

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Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

#it has to be dnd for the joke to work as well even though its like my least favourite rpg system of ones ive played

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coolxatu · 2 years

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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

#guys stop reblogging this from the source post the other version has the punchline youre leaving out the funny #ok jokes on you guys reblogging this from the source actually reinforces the original punchline #welcome to cave allegory 2 electric boogaloo

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chaotic-neutral-knitter · 9 months

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I must not respond to the bad take. Responding to the bad take is the mind-killer. Responding to the bad take is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bad take has gone there will be nothing. Only I (and my good takes) will remain.

#my nonsense #surely someone has made this exact post already #I want to clarify that this isn't even really about anything I just thought of the joke and thus was compelled to make it

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doorel · 3 months

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I’m in my crab era

#welcome to part 9275104736 of sans tells a joke and papyrus has a reaction #digital art #drawing #art #undertale #undertale fanart #sans #papyrus #utdr

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robinhuntr · 4 months

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“Cass is the perfect fighter and she is always 100% serious in any of her fights. Shes not the hero to be thinking of jokes in a fight”

Cass:

#SHE HAS JOKES #SHES FUNNY AS HELL SOMETIMES #she just keeps in in her head #cassandra cain #batgirl #orphan #batman #batgirl 1999 #dc #dc comics #comics

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

#dungeon meshi #mithrun #Cithis Ofri #Pattadol #Fleki #Lycion #Otta #Happy Canary Debut Day! These guys wont really get to be very present until the next season of Dungeon Meshi #But I can still be excited to see them animated!!!#Shout out to Pattadol - I also tend to occupy 'The Punchline' niche of the friendgroup.#The punchline differs from 'The Jester' who willingly absorbs the jokes. The punchline is often unwillingly the joke.#You are either the one no one likes or the well beloved little-sibiling-esque friend. Good luck figuring out which!#Yes it is canon that Otta is into Women. YES she dates younger women and dumps them when they age.#This isn't a fan made bit. It's real.#Dungeon Meshi has no romance but it does have canonically queer characters.#Shipping is fine and all but it is a running theme in the series than *everyone* who expresses romantic interest in someone -#-finds that love unrequited. Just something to be mindful of to measure your expectations of this series!#Ah! In other housekeeping notes; I'm going to *try* and add Alt Text to my dungeon meshi thurday posts going forwards.#I might not be able to do it day of but I will try to get it done within a week.

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the-crim-rat · 1 year

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“kill them with kindness” wrong. ceaseless watcher gaze your eyes upon this wretched thing👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

#tma #the magnus institute #has this joke been made already #tma shitpost #tma jon #this is about the magnus archives #magnus archive #the magnus archive #the eye #tma the eye #the magnus archives #magnus archives #tma spoilers #jonathan sims #jon sims #ceaseless watcher #the ceaseless watcher #tma reference #tma podcast

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littler3d · 9 months

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I’m sorry if I was in any version of the pjo universe I would’ve clocked that Percy was the son of Poseidon as soon as the bathroom incident occurred. Tf you mean “I wonder who your dad is” he EXPLODED A TOILET. Chiron this is the second water incident you have witnessed how are you still confused

#percy jackson series #pjo #percy jackson books #percy jackson #chiron #I’m vaguely joking here #but also….#if you know this kid has a god as a father #and he has used water to attack #and has remained dry afterwards #I feel like I would’ve gotten it by that point

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wekny · 7 months

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#funny shit #lol #funny #hahaha #humor #jokes #memes #haha hehe #ha ha funny #haha #hilarious

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