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[spoilerssweetie13]

Thirteenth is River's second wife, and no one can convince me otherwise.

[stemmmm]

FINALLY the part 2 of my Theseus' Guide chapter 8 animatic is done!

maybe i merge the two later, but for now, part 1 is right here

[charlesleclerrc]

CHARLES LECLERC and CARLOS SAINZ for Shell Motorsport

[xofemeraldstars]

9-1-1 -> 7x10 ❝ all fall down ❞

[dirtyassvoiceactors]

Caleb: “I’m not a tactician”

Also Caleb: *describes a plan and why it could work*

Fjord: “I thought you said you weren’t a tactician, look at you!” *smirking*

Caleb: *caleb.exe has stopped working*

+

Nott: “he’s very smart”

Molly: “Extremely tactile”

[v5m4k]

shit hurts like hell fr

[royalarchivist]

Cellbit: If it's bugged, I'll even like, watch your clip to see what happened with [spoiler] so we can fix it too.

Baghera: Oh yeah, I can send you a clip! I am gonna send you a clip. I just like, kiss [spoiler] for 10 minutes.

Cellbit: Oh. 😐 Yeah. Um, that sounds a little weird. 🫤

Baghera: That's my problem of– when I see a big monster, I don't run, I just go to the monster, you know?

Cellbit: Oh... yeah... Yeah, that's like, kind of a you thing. Like, that's kind of like your psychology problems, right?

Baghera: Yeah. I just like huge monsters that kills me, yep. Yeah, I think you saw it in your RPG, you know?

Cellbit: Whatever floats your boat, I guess. 🫥

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Baghera: [Whispers in an echoing voice] Cellbit? I think I bugged your game! I don't know what to do! I cannot leave! Cellbo!!!

Cellbit: Hi!

Baghera: I think I bugged your game, but I'm good! [Laughs]

Cellbit: Oh. Wait, oh wait– Go ahead, what happened, what happened, what happened?

Baghera: I was like "I'm gonna play for 2 hours, it's gonna be so cool game–" it's like 50 hours game! [Laughs]

Cellbit: Yeah it is. Like, the median- the median time for people to- to finish it has been 18 hours.

Baghera: What the fu– No it's- it's an amazing game. I send you a message, I was so emotive, I was like, "Cellbit, you're so good with the game! Oh, I can't wait."

Cellbit: Oh yeah, I have to reply, I haven't read it yet 'cuz–

Baghera: AND YOU JUST DIDN'T REPLY TO ME! [Laughs]

Cellbit: It's been so fcking chaotic this- these last couple days–

Baghera: No, I know, I know–

Cellbit: It's nonstop work, 'cuz we're still fixing bugs, there's like feedback, uh...

Baghera: No no, I understand.

Cellbit: If it's bugged, I'll even like, watch your clip to see what happened with Goliath– [Struggling not to laugh] so we can fix it too.

Baghera: Oh yeah, I can send you a clip! I am gonna send you a clip. I just like, kiss Goliath for 10 minutes.

Cellbit: Oh. 😐

Baghera: Yeah.

Cellbit: Yeah. Um, that sounds a little weird. 🫤

Baghera: That's my problem of– when I see a big monster, I don't run, I just go to the monster, you know?

Cellbit: Oh... yeah... Yeah, that's like, kind of a you thing. Like, that's kind of like your psychology problems, right?

Baghera: Yeah. I just like huge monsters that kills me, yep. Yeah, I think you saw it in your RPG, you know?

Cellbit: Whatever floats your boat, I guess. 🫥

Baghera: Yeah, yeah.

[fistfoughtinthesawbathroom]

I yearn more than anything to see adam as a 48 year old man.

[wishingly-mesh]

misery x cpr x reese's puffs

mk11 raiden, 1995 movie raiden, and mk1 raiden

the arts a bit wonky in this but I hope you enjoy the silly animation :3

[k0nanharv3y]

I'll follow you around AU. Part 3

Part 1 -- Part 2 -- Part 4 (Let's hope, soon)

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Several days passed, and Nurse stopped showing up. Leslie would have said that was for the best, as bad as it was. Now the boy was safe at home and would stop playing hero by running around with a camera and good intentions

And then he reappeared, different, now with a slightly larger backpack, without his camera, with a black face mask and quieter than usual

Leslie shook her head and asked him to leave

Nurse stayed

No... They never spoke about that night, now Nurse only rarely appeared at night with some injured person, and always showed up at 4:30 to say goodbye to Leslie and return to what Leslie wanted to believe was a safe place

The camera hanging around his neck also disappeared. Rumors spread in the streets and one night. Batman freaking Wayne showed up, looking like he'd just been hit by a car, Robin by his side, touching everything in the clinic and making some jokes about his father

And while Leslie was stitching up a stab wound in the man's shoulder, he asked about the rumors

"You are training a child" Well, that was more of a statement, but Leslie had learned to read that man just as Alfred read him

"Nurse is not my student" She responded as professionally as she could, knowing what information he wanted

"On the streets they say it is"

"They're also saying on the streets that you're dating Bruce Wayne" And if she squeezed that stitch a little harder, it was an accident of her (un) professional hands

Dick, across the room, laughed

Batman just grunted as if everyone spoke his language

Leslie finished making his stitches and moved away from the man's back, letting him put his suit back on

"I don't know who he is, and I don't care. He's good at his job, and that's enough for me" She put her hands on her hips and looked at the man, semi-annoyed

"It's a boy"

"And Robin wears underwear to fight" The teenager on the other side gasped, almost hurt

Batman growled again

"I answered to Nurse's name, so it's my problem, Bruce" The annoyance in her voice seemed to increase just a little

Professionalism came first

"I thought you said he wasn't your apprentice" Robin stepped away from the shelves and looked between the Doctor and the Watcher

Leslie looked at Dick and her frown softened. "He's a good boy"

That was not an answer

...

Tim was many things

Rich

Smart

Photographer

Detective cofcofstalkercofcof

Nurse...?

A kid

But he wasn't a thief, nor an accomplice, when someone he was helping was hurt for doing bad or illegal things, Tim would report them to the police after treating their wounds

Just because they did bad things didn't mean they didn't bleed red

But there was a lot of debate about calling the police while he (very respectfully) bandaged Catwoman's chest, who had apparently found a bed in the dumpster

In fact, he wouldn't have seen her if he hadn't been looking for a way to climb the fire escape and fell into the same container and noticed the latex-covered body

Tim got out faster than he fell and checked her vitals, sighing in relief as he felt her pulse beneath his fingers

Recently, Catwoman had been seen helping Batman and Commissioner Gordon... But Tim is sure that no one goes out at night carrying a bag full of expensive jewelry

He cut the bandage and stuck it in a place where it would be easy to remove but wouldn't come off accidentally. Tim looked around for any other injuries and whispered several "Sorry"s as he checked for any broken ribs above the suit

He was about to check her head when a large, thin hand held him firmly by the wrist

Tim tried to move away, scared by the sudden movement

"It's okay! I'm just helping" He raised his other hand and let the woman see that he had nothing else with him

Selina quickly searched for the bag she had with her, taking it as soon as she noticed it and bringing it closer to her, without letting go of the boy's wrist

"You didn't steal anything" She looked at him with surprised eyes, closing the bag in her hands

"It's enough for me to be helping a th- Catwoman" He awkwardly pointed at the bandage on the woman's chest "I tried my best dealing with the... Ah... The location" his cheeks flushed with embarrassment "I'm sorry"

"You're Nurse" She let go of the boy's wrist, looking at him in surprise "You're just a Kid"

"I'm 9, that's practically an adult" his brow furrowed, almost offended

Selina looked at him for a minute before smiling and snorting in amusement "Sure kiddo" She felt the bandages and seemed almost satisfied, getting up and leaving the container

Tim followed her, taking out his backpack and jumping out of the container, as he couldn't quite reach the ground yet

"Thanks for helping me" Selina took the bag out of the container "Can I trust you would not call the police on me?"

Tim bit his lip under his mask, nervous "What would you do with the jewelry?"

"Steal it from the rich"

Tim kicked a bullet casing on the ground and turned around "I'll be blind for 10 seconds" He closed his eyes and waited to hear something

When he turned around, Catwoman had disappeared

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[zaerxa]

Dazai’s disastrous encounter 🐾

[insanebreadloaf]

Rip lamp. You will be missed

this is my little piece of fanart of chapter 10’s final scene from @qoldenskies’s amazing fic Clipped wings

GO READ IT. GO READ THE CANARY CONTINUITY. BEWARE: it’s REALLY GOOD BUT HEAVY. ANGST ALL THE WAY

[evilgoof]

they're the prettiest boys i know.

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[would-lezzing-out-fix-them]

Deborah Vance and Ava Daniels

[skulls-and-wishbones]

[sobbing with Mitski playing in the background]

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THIS SCENE—