#just kidding but lowkey not

[jmdbjk]

Low mileage...

So does anyone else have random thoughts like "who takes Jimin's Porsche Panamera out to gas it up?" Certainly not Jimin. He barely drives it.

He's driven it less than 7000 miles in the approximately 3 years he's owned it.

Lately, he probably only takes it out to check on his construction projects. And when he has some downtime, maybe excursions across the river for the occasional home cooked ramen meal. Just double the recipe for two servings...

Hmmm. Also random: when does Kookie take his motorcycle out for a spin?

[toughbunnyforever]

bkdk ponyo au bc it's summer

[littlelykan]

I wish I was treated like I was physically little.

I wish I was greeted with a smile and a kind word by adults who didn't know me. I wish my shyness was seen as cute and not 'weird'. I wish my mistakes were corrected gently and forgiven. I wish I was carried to bed as I grew tired and tucked in with a kiss. I wish that when I grew frustrated and cried it was met with "aww, it's OK" and not sneers and laughter and "why are you acting like a baby? Grow up." I wish that when I got overwhelmed it was understood that I needed some quiet rest and I wasn't pushed to keep going.

I know lots of adults didn't give these graces even when I was physically little, but even the little bit that I got made it just that much easier. I'm still so small in such a big world, and it's just gotten rougher as I got bigger.

[lighthouseas]

malakai mitchell you have never done anything wrong in your life. get behind me

[hyunpic]

[hazbingirliexoxo]

Reader: *talking about their favorite TV show/podcast*

Vox: *smugly* Well it can’t be that popular if I’ve never heard of it

Reader: *mockingly* It’s not for old people🙄🙄

Vox: ….

[goldetrash]

Nightmares (LMK Comic/storyboard/fake screenshots?)

Content warning: Blood, character death, sad monkeys

[welcometogrouchland]

I've been binging Batman Beyond recently (Terry ily so much) and thought about how- bc of the JLU twist which I think isn't even canon to the comics BB verse but shhh bare with me- he'd technically be Damian's half brother??? Which is just so ridiculously soap opera to me. I need them to interact in a silly time travel adventure so bad you don't even understand (ID in alt)

[happyk44]

actually lol the story playing out as it does but after Annabeth reunites with Percy, he looks behind her and is very quickly, "where's grover"

cue depression that some other satyr is joining them on this quest instead of Grover, who obviously decided not to come get Percy himself because he hates him

("percy, he doesn't hate you, he's just busy preparing trying to keep Gaea down with all the other nature spirits")

("HE HATES ME")

[lunarrolls]

listen so closely to me i think liliana temult is a fascinating character and she’s really fun to examine morally but also nothing will ever come fucking close catharsis-wise to watching ashton and orym fucking cross examine her ass in episode 92. the sexiest shit i’ve ever seen “your worst fear is probably my worst fear, and i think we just got a little sample (my worst fear came true because you weren’t fast enough, what will you do when it’s her head on the line?)” and “keep wrestling (you must bear the weight of their deaths on your conscience and know it will never be enough for what you took from me)” like holy SHIT you guys

[somegrumpynerd]

Everyone sleeps in dadmare's bed for the night

Well, almost everyone sleeps

[jmdbjk]

Weverse/Vlive

So they’ve transferred all the old VLives to WeLive in preparation for Vlive to be dismantled. Also all the Run BTS episodes appear to be on Weverse Media now. Life goes on.

What a night, am I right? Wow. Got a little sleep today and realized we do this again next weekend for the Busan concert. I might need to take a day off and make it a 4-day weekend.

So here is the video of the guys after the live stream was cut, where they are congratulating others, taking pics with the MCs of the FACT Music award show, and being the last ones to leave the stage. Yes that’s Jimin and Jungkook on either side of the dude MC and they were hugging on him.

Didn’t our mens looked classy and sassy all evening? I am so proud of them. And then we got a little barrage of Weverse posts as some followed Jimin’s instructions and got on there right after they left the stage. 

Tae: 

Jimin:

Namjoon and Dory: “Thank you 💙”

And several hours later, Jungkook: “Ah, I should have Weversed, but I was so sleepy that I passed out... TT   I was so so so so so happy to be able to see ARMYs yesterday.  Then see you in Busan!!! 🖤”

And then I saw this... 

I saw a lot of people being all “ooh, RM wants to feel us and touch us” and then he posts a bathtub pic... No, you’re not being cute. Y’all are too horny. Go get laid please. Don’t come back until you accomplish that mission. 

And I’m not even gonna mention the other fandom being the totally brainless idiots they are.

Did I think Joon was being sexually suggestive when he said, “We love you, we’ve missed you, we wanna play with you, we wanna see you, we wanna touch you, we wanna feel you...” Only a moron who intentionally interprets that in an immature and juvenile manner would take it that way. He was delivering an acceptance speech from his heart. Not his dick. 

Thoughtful people would know immediately he meant everything regarding interacting with Army and what we mean to them and they to us ... play with us = to have fun with us, to see us, touch our hearts, feel emotions (closeness) together. Thoughtful people understand how much they miss interacting with us during performances. It was heartfelt. 

We joke that Army is more busy than ever since the hiatus/not a hiatus. Remember the members have told us repeatedly that they exist because of us, they do what they do because of us, when they talk about stuff it all revolves around Army. And we’re out here having the times of our lives with Me, Myself and Mr. Tailor of Chaos and the music collabs, and Run BTS. WE’VE HAD LOTS OF BTS TIME!  We BRAG about how much THEY love US. 

Well, THEY have had NO Army time except last night during that award show and now next week at the Busan concert. Then what? When will they get to see us again? They miss us. Why is Jimin all of a sudden King of WeLives? Because that’s the only way for him to connect with us in a meaningful, real-time way.

Anyway! Didn’t mean to go on a rant but sometimes people are just DUMB. 

P.S. A “world fireworks festival” was happening at the same time as the award show. It was amazing. 

[reineydraws]

i have this fic series i'm still working on where mihawk sort of becomes rayleigh's kid and spends ages 11-17ish on the oro jackson.

shanks and buggy imprint on him (bugs considers him a sort of older brother figure/sparring inspiration and shanks has a crush that eventually turns into full-blown love) and this is how i imagine they're like on the day mihawk sets off on his own haha.

[silusvesuius]

in drawing heads purgatory

[redr0sewrites]

i will forever defend these two- NOT to start discourse but they are both so heavily mischaracterized by the fandom its INSANE like omg yes they are flawed but they are also trying their best PLEASE leave them alone 🙏🙏🙏

as usual im yapping in the tags if anyone cares

[d3rpydoods]

Mac: ‘why should i?’

Swk: ‘just look after him so he doesn't get into trouble, i’ll be back in a sec besides, he likes you - just try to get along will ya?

Mac: ‘tsk, fine whatever’

Five mins later: