#just s.o.s ok

[rhosgobelbun]

If a kind soul out there who can answer my question please step up and tell me exactly which spn episodes in every season show weechesters ? I think I got a pretty good idea about seasons 1-5 but the rest are leaving me in a blank besides a couple few. It's for research. Writing a long post about weechesters and their dynamic and all that good stuff. Please please. I'm in the mood to write about it.

Unless I can literally just Google it so if that's the case tell me exactly what to type into Google to find them.

This will not be about weecest!! For those of you freaked out by it

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Hi, I was the anon that had brought up the high seas adventure!! I'm glad you took interest in it, and hearing your ramblings to add onto it just made me imagine so many fun things! (Poor Eddie, haha. With your description, I just imagine a dog trying to stand up in a moving car.) Ohh, now I imagine a case where the ship wrecks and their stranded for a few days until another rescue ship comes! Perhaps on an island?? I hope some of them know how to hunt!

the very first thing that came to mind was Eddie sobbing while pointing one of Howdy's guns at a crab. Sally just comes up & stabs it through the shell before taking it back to the fire for eating. Eddie collapses to his knees, wracked with guilt-

[feline-evil]

Now we're nearing the end of my move (fucking finally) i can safely say that if i had not had the Song of Salvation on repeat for large stretches of time during this i do not think i would've made it through as well as i have

[chisungie]

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[sayoneee]

☆ MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

“i’ll send an S.O.S to the world” - the police (smau)

contains: travis stoll x aphrodite! reader. idiot (travis) in love. alt universe everyones happy. woc friendly as always

kashaf’s note: i'm still pirating the show, this ones for my book readers out there! for reference, connor is percabeth's age, while travis is yns age so um imagine

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connorstole worst brother ft. sister in law

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yn um whatchu mean by that

connorstole none of ur concern!

annabethhh Ok connor

connorstole annie ur such a boomer annabethhh what did i say about calling me annie. connorstole im running dw!

silenabeauregard HUH???

yn just as confused as u are.

travistole im ur only brother.

connorstole not true @ lukecastellan + @ chrisrodriguez exist

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travistole bf + worst brother ft. gf

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yn wheres ur gf all i see is me

travistole ur the gf obviously yn we’re not dating? 😭 connorstole and i thought i was slow yn u better run before i sic clarisse on u. connorstole im not the guilty party here so gl bro travistole semantics

lukecastellan she said yes? congrats bro ✊

yn no she didnt! lukecastellan 💀

cbeckendorf ay man

travistole my one and only 😘 cbeckendorf 💋 clarisse poor poor silena travistole me and charles r actually in love thank u very much. cbeckendorf silena my number 1 tho travistole two heart breaks in one day... how much more can a man take 😔

connorstole hurt people hurt people

travistole no bitches connorstole speak for urself

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yn girls night!

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travistole thats my girl 😍

yn travis stop telling people im ur gf 😭 travistole i cant believe my own girl dont love me 💔 yn u never asked me out??? clarisse 💀

silenabeauregard FAV SISTER

yn i love u

clarisse GIRLFRIEND

yn only ur gf 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 travistole 😕 yn 💀

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yn mf stole me flowers.

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travistole and u said chivalry is dead 😔����

yn it is. travistole nvm i agree w u babe clarisse walk him like a dog!

lukecastellan so she did say yes

yn not too much coming from u.

percyjackson @travistole CONGRATS

travistole 😁

connorstole this has to be fake

yn i wish it was travistole 😕

annabethhh another soldier down 😔

yn sry annabeth </3 i let u down

silenabeauregard FINALLY

yn HELLO??? @ cbeckendorf ??? silenabeauregard oh you're so dead. yn @ travistole heyyy bf come save me travistole omw gf 😍

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[charliesangel67]

Home with you:

Authors note: I wrote this so much faster than I thought I would. Anyway, just a cute lil drabble based off a Mamma Mia theme bc I just re watched it and forgot how good it was.

Parings- Jensen Ackles x Fem!reader

Word Count- 769

Warnings- Mentions of drinking, nothing else, pure fluff.

“So, when you're near me, darling, can't you hear me? S.O.S.

The love you gave me, nothing else can save me, S.O.S.”

I sang as I moved around the kitchen, swaying my hips to the music and occasionally stirring the soup I had cooking on the stove. I heard a key turn in the lock and turned to see my boyfriend walk into the house, dropping his bags in the hall before coming to give me a hug. I giggled as he held me tight in his warm embrace.

“Oh, Jensen. I've missed you so much,” I said to him when he finally let go. “I missed you too, sweetheart,” he responded, leaving a soft kiss on my lips. “How was Louisiana?” I asked, interested in how the filming went. “Not bad. We did have to put filming off for a day because of storm warnings, and our scenes for the day were supposed to be outside.”

“Oh, that's too bad,” I responded. “I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower real quick, okay? I'll be back in 10,” Jensen said before leaving a kiss on my cheek and heading upstairs, carrying his bags with him. A couple of minutes later, I had set the table, plated up the soup with bread on the side, and Jensen was coming down the stairs in a black t-shirt and grey sweatpants. Gosh, he looked handsome.

“What's for dinner, sweetheart?” he asked as he got himself a beer from the fridge. “Tomato soup with bread. I don't think beer goes very well with it,” I stated, eyeing him.

“Fine then, I'll have the beer later.” He put up his hands in defeat and I giggled. We talked over dinner about filming, The Boys, and what I did over the 3 weeks that he was away.

“Well, I drove out to Austin to catch up with Maya.” “Oh, really? When was the last time you saw her? Hasn't it been since Gen's baby shower?” Jensen asked, surprised that I had brought her up.

“Yeah, since Odette. I just wanted to hang out with her a little. I stayed over for a couple of nights and we went hiking and shopping. It was fun,” I said, shrugging my shoulders, facing Jensen while he sat at the table sipping his beer. “I'll pack up the dishes. You go have a shower, love,” he announced.

I stepped out of the shower, the fluffy towel feeling soft on my skin. I dressed in my silky blue pjs and dried my hair. When I walked down the stairs to greet Jensen, I saw there was a box on the counter.

“Ooh, what's this?” I asked curiously.

“I ordered some donuts so that we could have a movie night,” Jensen stated from the far side of the kitchen, preparing a big bowl of popcorn.

“I'll grab the drinks and choose the movie!” I yelled as I raced to the fridge to get him a can of soda and myself some wine so I could pour a glass.

“Whatever you please, my love,” Jensen whispered under his breath.“What movie are we watching tonight?” asked Jensen as he entered our bedroom with the popcorn and donuts in hand. He had already changed into his pjs and was looking sexier than ever.

“I have chosen an absolute classic, a personal favorite of mine, and most teenage girls.”

“Oh gosh. Lemme guess: She's the Man or 10 Things I Hate About You?” Jensen questioned.

“No! Although either of those would've been a good option. I have chosen to go with a more musical one. We are watching Mamma Mia!” I announced excitedly.

“OK, I'll pre-warn myself about the crazy singing,” Jensen laughed as he leaned in to kiss my lips.

“I'm just kidding, love. Sing as loud and as crazy as you want. I love your singing,” he whispered in my ear, making me smile.

Together, we belted out every word to "Mamma Mia", danced to "Dancing Queen," and drank a lot of wine. By the end of the movie, I was too dizzy to even walk downstairs, so Jensen took the empty box and bowl to the kitchen, and I went to brush my teeth. I lay in bed, suddenly feeling the bed shift over from Jensen's weight. I turned over to kiss him. “I forgot to tell you earlier, welcome home, babe,” I said before giving him another passionate kiss.

“When you're gone, how can I even try to go on?

When you're gone, though I try, how can I carry on?”

[zayray030]

hi hi! My first time here

I just saw your headcanon about ace fearing authority figures because of what happened at nrc and, bro, please let me give you a hug,we must share the same braincell

I think a great angst potential no one uses is the fact that after book 2 ace suffered 3 betrayals in a row

Like floyd, his club mate, who ace thought was just a weird guy and had fun with every once in a while helped his housewarden deceive and basically enslave him, his friends and a whole lot of students, all with a grim on his face and showed not even a hint of remorse after

then he receive an s.o.s from his friend and uses his money and and break time to basically cross the world to see if they were ok, only to discover they had to fight someone having a magic psychotic breakdown, again, but for the first time him and deuce weren't on their side

and it was his other clubmate that did it, the chill, responsible and reliable jamil that used mind control, deceived and basically held his friends hostage before trying to kill them, and again no apologise

Then there's vil, i think he gained at least a little respect for him in that month,seing how he started to resolve things with epel made him think he wasn't as much of an asshole, and then vil tries to murder neige and overblots, at least he apologised after

I woulsn't be surprised if Ace developed trust issues TM

And you're so right about the kidnapping part, another thing that happens a lot is him being separated from his friends and they being in danger, like endless halloween is the lightest case, he was worried the whole night thinking something happened to them but they were fine

Then there's book 4 and 6 and they couldn't be there for yuu, and styx is a nightmare, in vargas camp that overblot monster would have literally killed deuce if they didn't come back, he was going to run out of magic eventually, if they waited more they would find his dead body there,and there was the whole glourious masquerade situation were he would only discover after it was over, and playfull land hoo boy playfull land

and i think the what if's, the idea he could not arrive in time, that he could get there too late and find his friends death,sometimes haunt him

There's also the fact that it's always mentioned him, deuce yuu and grim are aways together, and considering how the main story went and and the duration of the events i think we can assume they never get separated for than a few days, you can say since they first school day they ever passed a week apart and i would believe it

so all this horrible situations happening when they aren't together is just...man i'm a sucker for angst, i want to see ace havin a slightly separation anxiety, like at first it just looks like he is being clingy and also teasing them "you guys are trouble magnets, i can't take my eyes off you for a second ", but they were already blued by the hips so no one, not even deuce or yuu, bats an eye

Them another event happens and he has to stay behind, and lets assume all the other events here somehow also happened, at first he tries to act normal and others think he is just mopping because he couldn't go(and is lonely they know him well), but then by the 5th day they can see he is super stressed, but still trying to not show it

Until he can's control all the intrusive thoughts about what could be happening there, about how they could be on the brink of death and he wasn't there to help, and ace is fallen on the floor and a trembling mess, the senpais have to sit and calm him down, and it only really stops after they call deuce and he manage to chat a little with the group and see everthing is ok

He begs the senpais to not them this to anyone because he is embarassed, the senpais are just worried as hell

SEPERATION ANXIETY ACE IS MY FAVOURITE ACE!!! I love seeing fanart of him pouting about not being able to attend events that all his other friends are attending

I can imagine him getting really touchy and subconsciously holding hod friends hands whilst walking and they all love it too much to point it out and go along with it.

(Of course if any of the other senpais try and hold his hands he slaps the hand away lmao)

Ace finding out about the masquerade Halloween event and he spends 3 months making Rollo's life a living nightmare without any break or pause in between, just ruining everything for him, whether it be the bell, gargoyles or food, he will ruin it

Eventually he stops because NBC sends a letter to NRC to stop harassing their students lmao

[beeindaclouds]

hii! Is it alright that write all DSMP x reader but the DSMP (either cc or c) turns into their opposite gender? And they all like being confuse about their new shape of body and voice?? If you are okay with this one :D

Hallo, thanks for requesting and I hope you enjoy <3

Reader discovers Genderbend!DSMP

Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, C!Philza, C!Technoblade, Nihachu, Punz, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude

Click here before requesting, please ^^

Reader: GN - They/Them

Ps. Everyone is CC! Other then C!Phil and C!Techno. And I didn't include Eret, cause I feel like they're pretty genderfluid in their style already, so nothing would change

❝ Dream ❞

He's smug about it

Like "Oh wow, I have boobs, lemme check" kind of smug

Idk why but I can see him being so proud of being a women and looking attractive

To the point where he uses it against you and makes you question your sexuality lol

♀️♂️

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

George would be too embarrassed to show himself

He doesn't hate how he looks, he's just shy about showing you specifically

You have to reassure him many many times that it's ok and that you'll love him no matter what

And when he comes out you just can't help but shower him in compliments

♂️♀️

❝ Sapnap ❞

I can see him wanting to try womens clothes, to feel just how they are

He chickens out a little, cause he has to see boobs to change, but after he's just showing off his new fits and acting like he's in one of those "make over scenes" in the movies

Like, yeah, he could have done it before in his man body, but it's a different experience in a womans body

Not a fan of heels and he feels bad for you if you wear them

♀️♂️

❝ Badboyhalo + Skeppy ❞

Bad's completely flustered and all over the place, it takes him a while to get used to bring in a woman's body

Skeppy is absolutely loving it and planning the amout of youtube videos he can make out of this situation haha

I imagine you three making many make up and outfit videos, just for pure entertainment

Just leaving the fans confused to wth happened

♂️♀️

❝ Quackity ❞

Boobs

Is all he has to say

He wears the same thing, hoodies and a beanie, and just moves on with his life

But he does freak out when going to the bathroom, cause yk

Makes many jokes about you liking him more cause he has boobs now haha

♀️♂️

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

Especially stuff he couldn't wear before, for fear of backlash

Karl definetly starts trying all different types of styles and clothings

I can see him liking very flowy skirts and puffy ones too; he finds them very comfy and adorable to wear

♂️♀️

You definetly make him wear the strawberry dress, you literally have been waiting for an opportunity to do so-

And make up, lots of make up!

❝ Wilbur Soot ❞

"My eyes are up here buddy"

He tells you when you first found him in this new form

Honestly nothing much changes, other then the fact that he's more flirty and confident lol

Also imagine him in cute light academia outfits!!!

♀️♂️

❝ C!Philza & C!Technoblade❞

You had to stifle a laugh when you first saw them

The two just contacted you with an "s.o.s" and a "come here asap", so you thought the worst

But instead you found two women in the place of the two men you knew

Phil actually looked a lot like Mumza with his long curly hair

Nothing much changed for Techno, other then the fact that he would absolutely not get out of his cloak because his "body felt too revealing"

Poor Techno :'D

♂️♀️

❝ Nihachu ❞

She's a pretty boy

One of those boys that are born with pretty privileged, like George

[Not that she doesn't already have it-]

She honestly likes the change and is still comfortable wearing "femminine" clothes

You can't help but be mesmerized by how adorable she looks, even as a male

♀️♂️

❝ Punz ❞

"Who wears the pants in the relationship now?!" you happily bragged as you saw Punz

Man wouldn't move from the bed, he was in shock at the discovery of his new body

A little interested, but mostly shocked

Jokes aside, you stayed by his side and reassured him that he looked absolutely beautiful no matter what

And with a bit of buttering up, he got comfortable enough to show off his new body

He looked like a babe, obviously

♂️♀️

❝ FoolishGamers ❞

Man's still beafy, muscle and all

We love big strong beafy women!!

He feels a bit weird, but mostly doesn't see must change

He also tried wearing heels for fun, bad idea

For some reason I imagine you and Tina making him give you two a bit of a fashion show

Maybe inviting female Karl too haha

Imagine the stream y'all would have!!

♀️♂️

❝ Awesamdude ❞

Sam is confident

Like yes, I am the most beautiful women you have ever seen

Bow down to such beauty u.u

Nothing much changes with him either, he feels great in how he looks and loves every second if it

[marilynthornhilllover]

{CHARACTER HEADLIST}

{ this list will be added to the head list by a link for easy access for later viewing }

● Lady Dimitrescu FANFICS [ series ]

[ I see this way you look at me ] [ series ]

Part 1 part 2 - smut

[ When you call my name. Do you think i'll come running? ] [ series ]

Part 1 , part 2 , part 3 , part 4 part 5- part 6 part 7 angst and grief

Jealousy is powerful - smut, fluff

Affirmations - smut, fluff, angst

Kitchen burns - fluff

The punishment ( alcinas version ) - smut, slight fluff

When temptations are high - smut

Under the Christmas tree - smut, slight fluff

Love can be a killer - pre-smut

● Rebecca Welton FANFICS

Lustful eyes - smut

Make you feel my love -fluff

Rumor has it - fluff, angst

Winter wave and summer haze - smut

The honeymoon [ Rebecca's version ] - smut

All the enjoyment - fluff,

The party and the party after - smut, slight fluff

● Larissa Weems FANFICS

Comforting my baby - fluff

First date - smut

Pushing your luck - smut

Simply because, she cares - fluff and

angst

Snow ball fights - fluff

Deep Breaths - smut

Filthy love - smut

● Natasha romanoff FANFICS

So I got wasted like all my potential

● Billie [ from national treasure] FANFICS

Can I love you? - smut

● Mortica Addams FANFICS

mauvaise fille - smut

Attitude problems - smut

Darling can I be your favorite? - smut

Anyway, don't be a stranger - fluff, angst

● Miranda Hilmarson FANFICS

Someone to stay - fluff

Your ok my love - fluff

Everybody knows I'm a good girl officer, I wouldn't do a thing like that. - smut

● Gwen In Fabric FANFICS [ series ]

Manners [ series]

Part 1 part 2 - smut

● Marilyn Thornhill FANFICS

Birthday present - smut

A mess - smut

S.O.S she's in disguise, S.O.S she's in disguise - smut

Teachers pet - smut!!!

I got what you need - smut

● Brienne of tarth FANFICS [ series ]

Wanna get drunk and nasty [ series ]

Part 1 part 2 - smut

● Melissa Schemmenti FANFICS

Kiss me in the dark I'll kiss back - fluff

I think, I like this little life - fluff and bullying

● Agatha Harkness FANFICS

So good - smut

Good girl - smut

Cupcakes and muffins [ series ]

Part 1 , part 2 - smut

A poisonous butterfly - smut

● Kate Bishop FANFICS

Make believe - smut

● Addison Montgomery FANFICS

Mommy's good girl - smut

Hard feelings - smut

The new years kiss - fluff and smut

● Sarah Alder FANFICS

Follow the sun - fluff , angst

● Lottie Matthews FANFICS

Sunrise swim - fluff

● Emily Prentiss FANFICS

Shamless - smut

I know that you love me, you don't need to remind me, - fluff,

I could eat that girl for lunch - smut

Understood? - smut

● Mother miranda FANFICS

Nothing in the world belongs to me, but my love, is mine, all mine. - fluff

● Nadja {what we do in the shadows} FANFICS

The Halloween Snack - smut

● vanessa shelly FANFICS

Just a little bit Colder - smut

● Olivia Crain FANFICS

I promis I'll look for you in a thousand life times - fluff, depression

● Jennifer jereau FANFICS

I know that you love me you don't need to remind me, - fluff

● Helaena Targaryen FANFICS

Then one day, she stopped singing - fluff and angst

● Rhaenyra Targaryen FANFICS

To Become A Dragon Rider - Smut

[writersmorgue]

Febuwhump Day 3 - alt. Human Shield

Note: in case it’s not clear, villain ha a quirk that allows him to deflect incoming attacks and send them back :)

TWs in tags || Read on Ao3 || wc: 971

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Distantly she can hear her sidekick cursing out whatever villain he’s fighting. Kyouka wishes she could help but she’s slightly distracted by whatever hell she’s found herself in with this bastard. 

“Oi!” She shouts, “Don’t leave me hangin’!” grinning, she spits what’s probably one of her molars onto the dirt. 

The villain snickers, “Don’t tell me you believed you were walking away from this, Hero.” 

Her quirk has been virtually useless throughout the whole fight. The villain’s quirk caused enough pain to her that she finally gave up and moved to hand-to-hand. 

The vibrations have practically emaciated her earphone jacks, but she uses the left to tap into her comm device. 

Flipping through the heroes she knows are at her disposal, she decides quickly. She knows one who always kicked her ass during quirkless spars. 

“This is Earphone Jack, Send Creati over to the courtyard on 3rd. Backup needed.” She mumbles, wiping her bloody hand over her mouth. 

The villain barely gives her time to recoup, lunging at her and throwing a left hook. 

She dodges, ignoring the questions coming into her ear. If they don’t send Momo they’re useless to her. 

But her exhaustion is catching up to her, and she’s slow enough to get clocked by the villain’s second hit. 

She heaves, struggling to get air after the metal glove hits right in her abdomen. 

“Earphone Jack!” Her savior shouts from her left, running around the corner just in time to watch the villain headbutt her so hard her vision blacks out. 

“Momo!” Kyouka shouts, waving her hand behind her, “He-”

The villain punches her again. She knows she has been thoroughly fucked up, but she can officially add black eyes and a broken nose to her recovery list.

She’s thrown back, head hitting the ground just as hard. The ringing in her ears sharpens, and she struggles to find the will to stand back up. 

“Kyouka! Stay down!” 

Shit. 

The villain laughs. 

“Momo, fuck! You can’t use your-” She coughs, red splattering onto the ground below her. Her body groans as she tries to push herself back up. 

“DOWN!” Momo roars, grunting as she finishes her cluster gun. 

“I take down your partner and you kill me so brutally. How cruel, Creati.” The villain coos, tucking his hands behind his back. 

Kyouka hears the safety click off and she curses, “Momo please-”

“Go to hell.” Momo grits, firing without a second thought. 

Kyouka uses what will surely be the last of her energy to lunge, shoving Momo like a child might. The smoking barrel of the gun is tossed from her hands and lands some feet away. e

In a split second, all Kyouka can feel is pain. 

“What the- Kyouka why did you…” 

“Oh!” The villain exclaims, “But what was it that she tried to tell you?” 

Momo sits up sharply, gaze darting to the vision and his… lack of bullet wounds. 

“But-”

Kyouka groans, using the angle of Momo’s torso to push herself off and rollover. 

Blood gushes out of her and she mentally takes note of where she can feel the entry and exit points. lung, lung, stomach… kidney? Fuck, she can’t even tell. 

She can feel the moment Momo realizes what happened. She goes still, her breath hitching sharply. 

“I- Kyouka, he- You- I didn’t mean-” Her voice falters, her soft hands coming up to Kyouka’s face and smearing the blood further. 

Kyouka raises her hand, pressing the seam on Momo’s suit that hides the S.O.S button. 

She smiles, shaking her head ever so slightly, “‘s-ok.” Her chest heaves, vibrating with the effort it’s taking her to breathe. 

Fuck, the naïve part of her expected it wouldn’t be this painful. 

Maybe that means she’ll live? She had seen death before. It always looked so peaceful. She can’t leave in this state, she needs to come back for Momo. She can’t do this. 

“-KYOUKA!” A loud boom snaps her back to reality. She realizes she’d been staring straight through Momo, to something she can’t see anymore. 

“Bakugo and Eraserhead are here, c’mon I need to get you out of here.” 

“Q-quirk... Can’t” 

“No, he won’t do it again, ‘kay? Sensei is here.” Momo whispers, frantically pressing gauze into Kyouka’s chest. 

Oh, right. She did say that. 

“Kyouka, I’m so sorry. We’re gonna get you all fixed up, I promise. RG is waiting for you, we just gotta get you- KYOUKA! C’mon darling you need to stay with me.” Momo pats her cheek a few times.

Kyouka is having trouble figuring out why they need to be panicking. 

She… she feels okay.

Maybe if she just-

“FUCKIN’ GOT HIM. MOMO LET’S MOVE.” 

Who is that? Are there other people here?

“Shit, Bakugo I can’t get her to- we need a healer here. She’s… she’s not going to make it.” Someone whispers above her. 

Or no, not a whisper. But it’s quiet. Where did the ringing go? There was more noise… before. 

Kyouka is still staring. Momo is above her, looking over to the side. Something else she’s looking at makes noise. Some more yelling. 

She feels okay. 

Her chest rises, and she’s no longer on a hard surface. 

There’s a man above her now, he looks worried. She’s not used to seeing this one worried. His scarf tickles her nose. 

“C’mon kid, stay with me. I’ve been doing a good job keeping you guys alive. We’re not changing that now.” Aizawa says. 

Oh, he’s carrying her. That’s nice. 

She pushes her face into his chest, taking in the comfort of his presence. Nothing bad can happen now. 

The strength in her neck falters, and she begrudgingly allows herself to fall back. 

She’s looking up again, now. 

Where’d Momo go? Is she okay?

She wishes she were back on the ground. 

But she feels good.

[lunarmoonheart]

HFFF day 5: near death experience

summary: linda is in a car accident while becky is working at the er.

tw: mention of car accident, hospitals, chronic pain

title: darling cant you hear me S.O.S ship: barnroe prompt: near death experience

Becky Barnes thought that today would be a normal day. Well as normal as the er can be that is. She spent the day seeing sick kids and teenagers with broken bones. And she thought that would be it for her day and it was until the ambulance came. One of the paramedics rushed in telling one of the other doctors about the patient. A woman in her thirties was in a nasty crash and needed to be prepped for surgery. Becky ran to the ambulance bay with the doctor and another nurse getting her gloves on and preparing for whatever injuries she may have to treat. What she wasn't prepared for though was who the patient was. Linda monroe. Well Murray now since she just got divorced but that wasn't Becky's prioritized thought at the moment. 

The next few hours were a blur for becky. She treated the injuries that could be treated in the moment then when linda was rushed to surgery since her shift had technically ended she stayed to make sure linda was ok. You see, normally Becky Barnes hated Linda Murray. Well that's what she's been telling herself since highschool anyway. But any and all negative feelings went straight out the window as soon as Linda ended up here. So Becky sat by lindas bed holding her hand letting a few tears escape her eyes. You see Becky blamed herself for many things Tom, Stanley, even lindas divorce so naturally she blamed herself for her and lindas fallout. Really it was neither of their faults but they blamed themselves even Linda who never blamed herself for anything. So that's what Becky thought about as she sat by lindas bedside. She thought about everything she blamed herself for. That is until Linda woke up groaning. 

Lindas head was pounding. God why are the lights so bright and what the hell is that beeping. Who the fuck is crying. Oh oh hell no not her anyone but her. Not becky barnes. As much as she wants to snap at Becky Barnes for even daring to touch her all Linda can get out is a pained groan and a “what the hell”. 

“Your awake”

“Don't sound so disappointed.”

“I'm not I'm…'' Becky wasn't really sure what she was feeling but she knew she wasn't disappointed. Linda however was pissed off and confused, not at Becky really. She was pissed because she was in pain and she was confused because the last thing she remembered was driving then well she wasn't sure what the hell happened. “What am I doing here barnes? god i must look terrible.”

“You were in an accident linda. It um wasn't good. You were in surgery a few hours ago-” Becky was about to say more when Linda cut her off with a gasp. 

“Surgery! What the hell happened to me and when can I get out of here barnes?”

“Linda just relax. Your gonna have a long recovery so youll be here for a while unless you can get a home nurse then you could go home sooner.”

Linda thought for a moment. She could hire some stranger to watch her struggle for months or she could hire Becky Barnes to watch her struggle. Sure she hates becky barnes but she can't have some random nurse gossiping about her. That's her job. But then again its becky fucking barnes and shes hated her since highschool so really neither of these were ideal. But neither was staying in the hospital for months and having multiple people see her struggle. 

“Alright well I guess I'll be hiring you then.”

“What?”

“You heard me, Barnes, I'm not letting anyone else do it. I may hate you but I hate everyone else in this town as well and I can kind of tolerate you.” to say becky barnes was surprised would be an understatement. Becky can't remember the last time Linda willingly wanted to be around her. “Alright Linda if you're sure.”

And that's how they got where they are now. Linda sat on the couch while Becky messaged her leg in hopes of getting the pain to stop. The last few months have been something for sure. Linda is still recovering. Most of her injuries have healed but she's dealing with a lot of pain. Becky is trying her best and is doing surprisingly well dealing with linda. They have both been sneaking glances and Linda has been blushing like crazy anytime Becky did pretty much everything. Gerald never cared for her like this and it's driving Linda crazy. She was in love with becky fucking barnes and she has never felt better.

“Becky.”

“Yes linda.”

“I dont think ive said this enough, so thank you for everything.”

“Your welcome linda.”

“Becky?” Becky hummed in response. Linda hesitated for a moment before deciding to just fuck it and kiss her. So she sits up, holds beckys cheek and goes for it. And god is she happy. Linda has wanted to do this since highschool which is part of the reason for her and Becky's fallout. When they part, Linda stares down at Becky, flushed and nervous. Becky on the other hand was smirking. She has also been wanting to kiss Linda since highschool especially in the last few months. 

“Why the hell are you smirking becky”

“You kissed me linda.”

“No shit”

There's a pause. Unspoken words hang in the air. Becky is still smirking with her hands on lindas leg and Linda is well Linda is a mess. She's glaring at Becky and wishing she could wipe that dumb, pretty, beautiful, wonderful, incredibly kissable smirk off her face so she does. She leans forward and kisses Becky again. This time Becky climbs on the couch next to her and pulls Linda into her lap. A minute later they pull apart and gaze into each other's eyes.

“Becky”

“Linda”

“What now?”

“Wanna go out tonight? You haven't been out since your accident.”

Linda nods to her before laying her head on beckys shoulder. She mumbles something Becky can't quite make out. With a small laugh becky asks

“What was that lin?”

“... i was so scared becky.”

“I know Lin, I know. But I'm right here.”

“I know but i almost wasn't” 

Hearing this breaks beckys heart. She doesn't like to think about that much. She hates thinking about how Linda looked. Broken and cold. She especially hates thinking about the surgery. She coded. Her heart actually stopped for a whole minute and all Becky could do was watch and cry. But by some miracle Linda made it and now Becky can hold her and kiss her and comfort her.

 Linda almost felt some sort of relief after finally admitting that. She's been holding her worries in her whole recovery which sounds a bit redundant but she's Linda Murray she can't just share her emotions. Becky made her feel safe though especially after the last few months. So for the first time in probably too long she cried. She cried on beckys shoulder while mumbling about all her fears and worries and Becky listened. Becky held her in her arms, stroked her hair, and whispered the exact things she needed to hear.

@femslashfortnight

[wooahaes]

partners in (solving) crime

pairing: non-idol!seungcheol x gn!PI!reader

prompt: mystery

word count: 0.8k~

warnings: missing person’s mention. cheol bein a lil dumb but its ok. mentions of reader potentially being in dangerous situations via precautions they took.

daisy’s notes: i have no thoughts my head is empty

There was something abnormally cozy about investigating with you during fall. Maybe it was the warm way the two of you were bundled up on a crisp autumn night, the familiar chill of late October in the air; or maybe it was the way you’d treated Seungcheol to a coffee when the two of you met up. Or maybe it was because he was used to this part of investigating with you. The police hadn’t done anything for your client, and Seungcheol knew that you were the softer of the two. Maybe it was because this was your main source of income (Seungcheol was the person who worked between the two of you--someone had to pay for the office space you two rented), or maybe because you were genuinely someone who wanted to help people: Seungcheol was almost one-hundred-percent positive it was the latter.

Not that money didn’t motivate you in the slightest. Seungcheol knew a damn good paycheck could redeem a shitty client any day. But a missing person’s case that the police refused to do anything about? He knew you were motivated to help more out of goodwill than greed.

Which was why he watched you pull at the gates of an old house that was seemingly abandoned--and, in his opinion, looked haunted as shit. The people you’d interviewed had reported seeing the missing person fucking around here before he was reported missing by his older sister. She’d looked at you and told you that he wouldn’t just run off. Not without talking to her. They were too close for that.

“Is it breaking and entering if no one lives here?”

Seungcheol nearly rolled his eyes. “Technically its second-degree burglary.”

(The things that Seungcheol would look up for you to keep your ass from getting arrested...)

“Okay, but,” you pointed through the gates toward a second-story window. “Do you see it?”

Seungcheol leaned in, his face closer to yours as he followed your direction. He could see a flickering light upstairs.

“What if,” you looked at him, “it’s morse code?”

“You already know, don’t you?”

You had to hide a smile at how well Seungcheol knew you. You pulled out your phone, pulling up your notes app. “I recorded it yesterday when I came here alone. I didn’t wanna just... bust in there, y’know? And you were busy, so I didn’t have someone to watch my back. But,” you turned your phone to him. “S.O.S. Didn’t his sister say he was a boy scout?”

“So he’d know it...” Seungcheol took your phone. “So you think he’s inside?”

You nodded. “I just don’t know who else is in there."

“If he’s been actually kidnapped and there’s someone holding him hostage here, then we should call in the police--”

You were already starting to scale the fence. Seungcheol reached for his own phone, knowing there was no way to talk you back down now. It came with knowing you for so long. His friends would never understand why he ran after you so often, but Seungcheol was happy to be there to catch you whenever you fell. That’s what friends-that-are-kind-of-more-but-not-officially are for, right?

... He really should just ask you out, officially, already. The two of you were practically dating as it was.

Seungcheol called your name, making you turn to face him with a smile. “Be careful.”

“I will,” you said. You pulled out the pepper spray he’d bought you. Even with the self defense lessons he made you take with him (he excused it as not wanting to go alone, despite the fact he was sure you knew he had years of taekwondo under his belt and could easily handle himself), he worried about you. He knew you could handle yourself, and if not, all you had to do was scream and he’d be there in an instant. “Cheol?”

“Yes?”

You pulled him in, his cheeks smushed against the iron bars separating the two of you, and pressed a quick kiss against his lips. “For luck.”

That was what you always said. Sure enough, you always came back to him in the end.

“We could just call the police, you know!” He called after you, careful not to be too loud. “It’s an option!”

He sighed as he watched you head around to the back of the house. Knowing you, you’d probably figured out a way inside. Seungcheol shoved his hands into his jacket, mulling over the past conversations the two of you had. You called your outings with him, mystery-related or not, “dates.” You’d always called him your partner, too--never “boyfriend” but Seungcheol knew that you just thought the word “partner” was fun (”It makes us sound like cowboys” had been your excuse, delivered with a teasing smile). You kissed him, you held his hand, you introduced him as your “partner” every chance you got--

... Maybe he was just an idiot.

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[lunelfy]

S.O.S ;

[ Little side project in progress ]

So a conversation happened...

M: I love space. O: Oh you'll get over it, it's just a phase. M: A phase? No, space is eternal. O: That's actually kind of deep. M: But of course, space is deep! O: Ok, but you can't love it forever. M: Sure I can, space is forever. 0: But you don't live fOrEveER! M: Yes, but its love is everlasting [: O: ...fine I'll rest my case.

[multifandomlvr]

Chapter 5

The rest of the day went by, thankfully. Hikari felt worse than she did this morning.

Denki met Hikari at the front entrance, He immediately grabbed her hand. She felt relaxed a little bit.

“How long are you staying?” Hikari asked. Denki shrugged.

“Maybe after dinner, I could stay the night if you want me to,” Denki said.

“Hikari!” Someone called. She turned around and it was Uraraka.

She wishes this girl would just leave her alone.

Hikari turned around waiting for Uraraka to catch up with her. When she did, Uraraka looked at Denki and Hikari’s hands before she said anything.

“Um... I just wanted to thank you for the opportunity to have me over this weekend. I’m excited and can’t wait to work with you.” Uraraka said. Hikari nodded.

“You’re welcome. Can’t wait to see you this weekend. If you have any questions about getting to my house, just message the group chat.” Hikari said. Just then Izuku pulled up and honked the horn.

“Oh, I have to get going our ride is here, I’ll see you this weekend,” Hikari said. She and Denki walked away to Izuku’s car.

Before the two left, Uraraka pulled out her phone while they were talking and took a photo of their hands. She would be sure to show it to Izuku when they got close.

Izuku deserves better than that. He deserves someone who won’t cheat on him. She thought before going to meet with Momo.

“So how did it go?” Momo asked as Uraraka walked up.

“Well, she’s cheating on him with that kid with the yellow hair and black streak,” Uraraka said. Momo gasped.

“Are you serious? Did you get a picture or anything?” Momo asked. Uraraka smirked and held up her phone.

“Of course, I did. I’ll keep gathering evidence to show him when we get closer. How are you and Shouto doing?” She asked.

“Oh, the guy is horrible, he’s not romantic but he’s loaded. Did you know his father is Enji Todoroki?” Momo exclaims.

Uraraka’s eyes bug out.

“No way! Girl you better bag that. You’d be set for life.” Uraraka said before the two started laughing and talking about nonsense.

However, the two didn’t know that they were being overheard by someone who just so happened to be walking by.

Neito couldn’t believe what he was hearing, he immediately pulled out his phone and texted Shinso before texting the group chat and S.O.S with a peach emoji. They would all know what that meant.

He walked away to meet with Shinso.

Hikari, Denki, and Izuku decided to get takeout for dinner, they made it back to the Midoriya household where Hikari changed into one of Katsuki’s shirts and lay on the couch cuddling with Denki.

Izuku told the pair that he would be in his office so Hikari could relax and enjoy another omega.

“How are you feeling?” Denki asked.

“I’m feeling a little better now that I have you to cuddle.” Hikari joked.

Whenever she wasn’t feeling well, Denki would come over. Usually, all the omegas would come over so they could cuddle and hang out, but some were busy with work so Denki was available.

Hikari and Denki ate their food and watched movies until they passed out.

The next morning, Izuku woke up and got ready for work before waking up Denki. The two got ready and left, leaving Hikari a note. Izuku figured Hikari needed a day to recover, he was fine with her staying home.

Hikari knew Denki left and she knew Izuku also left. So she lay there on the couch until her bladder told her to get up and relieve herself. So, she did just that.

There were times that Hikari wished she was a worm and could just slither from place to place.

After she was done, she decided to take a shower and change into one of Izuku’s shirts, and lay around the house doing absolutely nothing.

Soon her phone buzzed, she picked it up and it was from Uraraka.

‘Hey, I didn’t see you in class today. Are you ok?’ -U

‘Yeah, I’m ok. Just wanted to stay home.’ -H

‘Ahh, are you ok? Do you need anything?’ -U

‘No that’s ok. I’ll see you this weekend. -H She then saw there were messages in the group chat that she was in with some of her other friends.

‘We have a huge problem’ -SpoiltPrince

‘What’s going on? -MusicGurl

‘Yo! What’s up?’ -RedRiot

‘I’m all ears’ -Phantom

‘I’m here too!’ -Pinky

‘I am here too’ -IcyHot

‘Glad you’re here Todo, it's about your girlfriend’ -SpoiltPrince

‘What!?’ –Pinky

‘I knew I didn’t like her -BoomBoomMan

‘Not nice Kaachan’ -BroccoliBoi

‘Whatever’ -BoomBoomMan

‘I overheard her talking to someone about Todo, she’s only using you for your money…’ -SpoiltPrince

‘No way! Are you sure?!’ -Pinky

‘That bitch!’ -RedRiot ‘Sorry for my language’ -RedRiot

‘Yeah, I don’t know who she was talking to -SpoiltPrince

‘……’ IcyHot

‘Ima punch her’ -Pinky

‘That’s not right, I’m so sorry man.’ -Phantom

‘What are we gonna do?’ -MusicGurl

That was the end of the conversation. Hikari sent a message.

‘I’m going to fight her and punch her in the face.’ -BabyFace

Hikari was fuming. What the hell is wrong with her?

Shouto was like an older brother to Hikari, he and her were very close and she was protective of him just like her other friends.

Just then Hikari’s phone started ringing. It was Katsuki.

“Hello?” Hikari answered.

“How are you feeling?” Katsuki asked.

“I’m feeling better, Denki spent the night with me,” Hikari explained.

Hikari and Katsuki talked a little bit more before they hung up and Hikari started cleaning and wanted to make dinner for Izuku. He was off this weekend, but Hikari had the group come over to work on the project.

Just thinking about seeing Momo again made her mad, she wanted to punch her in the face. But she would not do anything without talking to Shouto first.

Friday went by quickly, Izuku texted Hikari a little later that night and told her that he would be coming home a little later than usual. This made her a little sad, but it was fine.

Hikari turned on a show she’s been watching to pass the time until bedtime. She wasn’t sure when Izuku was going to be home, so it was best that she did not wait up too late for him.

Before she knew it was already close to midnight. She turned the TV off and went to bed.

When Hikari woke up, she couldn’t move very well. She lifted the blankets to find that Izuku was cuddled up on her with his head laying on her stomach. She patted his hair and grabbed her phone to take a picture.

She was going to post this on Instagram. Hikari looked at the time, it read ten o’clock in the morning.

“Izuuuuu… I need to get up and get ready. The girls are coming over in a little bit.” Hikari said, poking his cheek.

“Few more minutes please, your skin is so soft and you smell good,” Izuku said.

“That makes you sound like that witch from that one story. Are you going to eat me up?” Hikari said jokingly.

Just then Izuku’s eyes popped open.

“Hmm…” He started and then lifted himself up, towering over Hikari causing her to lay back down. “I could eat you up, I have you all to myself. Doesn’t that sound good? Some fun this morning?” Izuku teased.

Hikari could feel butterflies in her belly. That did sound nice.

“No. I need to get up.” She said sitting up pushing Izuku out of the way and standing up before Izuku could drag her back into bed.

“You can run sweetheart, but as soon as your friends leave. You’re all mine. That’s a promise.” Hikari’s face heated up, but she kept on doing what she was doing. She needed to get dressed, knowing she was going to have to take a shower tonight after whatever Izuku had planned for her.

She threw on some aqua and white colored shorts with the matching crop top.

She checked her phone and saw a few messages from the group project chat.

‘I’m almost there, I should be like five minutes.’ -M

‘Momo and I are coming together, turns out we live near each other. Should be there in about ten minutes U

‘Sounds good, I’m awake and dressed.’ H

She locked her phone to grab water from the fridge. Soon there was a knock at the door. She figured it was Mina.

Hikari opened the door and all three of them were standing outside her door.

“Good morning, why don’t we put our stuff down and we can head to the bakery before making our way back here,” Hikari suggested.

“Sounds good to me,” Momo said.

Just then Izuku walked out without a shirt and his pajama pants riding low.

“Oh, good morning girls. Working on your project?” he asked while going into the kitchen.

“Yeah, we are,” Uraraka answered.

“Yeah, we’re heading to that bakery we always go to. To get some samples. Do you want anything?” Hikari asks. Izuku’s face lit up and he ran from the room quickly coming back.

“Yes! Please get my usual. And might as well get some for Kaachan too.” Izuku says handing Hikari his credit card.

“Alright, will do. Let’s go guys.” Hikari says walking to the front door and waiting for everyone.

They made it out of the house and started walking towards the bakery.

“The bakery isn’t that far from here, I go to it all the time. They have the best stuff and they’re drinks are so good too.” Hikari says.

“Omg! Is this the place you got my birthday cake from?” Mina asked. Hikari smiled and nodded.

“Yeah, it is,” Hikari answered.

When they got to the front Momo gasped.

“Wait! I’ve seen this place all over Instagram and Facebook. Everyone says their stuff Is so good. I’m so excited to try some stuff.” Momo exclaims excitedly.

“Oh! I can’t wait to try some too then!” Uraraka says and they walk in.

“You guys can get whatever you want, I’ll pay for them.” Hikari comments and goes to the counter because she already knows what she wants.

“Good morning, What can I get you?” The worker asked.

“I’ll take six of your chocolate chip and lavender cookies, three of your sweet potato cupcakes, two raspberry macarons, two pistachio macarons, and two chocolate macarons, and I’ll take a whole strawberry cheesecake,” Hikari said.

“Will that be it?” The worker asked.

“Um, no. These other three are going to be ordering as well.” Hikari told the worker, pointing to the other three. Hikari stood back and waited for them to order.

Mina put her order in and then went to stand next to Hikari.

“Wow, she ordered a lot. Do you think it's all for her?” Momo joked. Uraraka laughed.

“I bet you it is,” Uraraka said back.

After joking around, Uraraka and Momo put their orders in and waited for their stuff.

“How did you find this place? It's so cute.” Uraraka asked.

“When I moved here, I went for a walk and found this place. It has gotten super popular over the years.” Hikari explained.

“So, I must ask Hikari. Uraraka and I have been talking and we really want to know how you met Izuku.” Momo asked. Hikari looked at Mina briefly who met her eyes before looking back at her phone.

“Uhm, Izuku and I grew up together, our mothers were friends in high school and kept up with one another after they graduated,” Hikari told them.

“That’s awesome and so sweet. You guys were childhood sweethearts. So romantic.” Uraraka said dreamily. Hikari smiled.

“You’re dating Shouto aren’t you Momo? How is that going?” Hikari asks. Momo fidgets in her hair a little trying to play it off as just shifting in her chair.

“It’s going great so far; it’s only been a few months but he’s a dream come true,” Momo says. Hikari gives her a smile.

“Ms. Midoriya. Your order is ready.” The worker announced.

“Awesome, are we ready to head back and get our snack on?” Hikari asks excitedly.

“Yes! Let’s go!” Uraraka says and jumps up to help carry some bags.

The four of them make their way back to Hikari’s house.

[kjwrites9]

Lucy and Viv

Lucy and Viv By: Judith Vanzant

Scene 1:

(The two women stand facing away from the audience quietly directing each other before performing a practice-run of a song they plan to use for an audition. They are in Lucy’s living room)

L:   Now you stand there and we’ll make an entrance like this—

V:   Yeah, O.K.—

L:   And a 1, and a 2, and a—

V:   (both women begin to snap and feel the music playing from the piano. Ethel begins to sing, turning around) If you’re ever in a jam, here I am. 

L:   (singing, Lucy enters scene) If you’re ever in a mess, S.O.S.

V:   (singing) If you’re ever so happy, you land in jail, I’m your bail.

B:   (the two grab hands, singing) It’s friendship! Friendship! Just a perfect blendship. When other friendships are soon forgot, our will still be hot! (Ends performance in a choreographed pose, faces gleaming. The two break character from their performance for their husbands)

V:   Oh, Lucy, this is going to be great. 

L:   And in our dresses? We’ll really steal the show. 

V:   Step right out into the spotlight! (Ethel raises her hands up and steps into the center as if taking it all in from a large, applauding audience. While doing so, she hits Lucy right in the eye)

L:   Ow! (Lucy throws her hands up to her face, wincing in pain. Suddenly she screams to the director and crew) Cut! 

V:   Oh, Lucy, I’m so sorry. 

L:   I told you to watch your fat hands. You have no control. Never any control. 

V:   Well, I’m sorry that you missed your cue to move aside. 

L:   My cue? You missed your mark. 

V:   Well, you’re stepping on my lines. 

L:   Me? You’re stepping on my lines. 

B:   (Both turn toward the director, yelling in unison) She’s stepping on my lines! 

L:   (In a very condescending tone, pointing to different spots on the ground). Vivian, I’ve told you before, you have to feel the energy. Follow the scene.

V:   I’m not a child, Lucy. 

L:   Well not in that outfit, you’re more of a washed-up whale. 

V:   And you’re an entitled, unforgiving bitch. 

(Both women glare at each other recognizing the full tension that has grown between the two of them over the last couple weeks. After a moment of locked eyes, the two both turn profile, one putting her hands on her hips and the other crossing her arms on her chest. They both exhale, noticeably exhausted from this feud)

End of teaser.

Scene 2: 

V:   (Lucy is putting makeup on in the mirror, perhaps rehearsing lines for a future scene, picking up her script here and there)(Vivian pops out from behind Lucy) … Lucy (Said in a playful voice). 

L:    Oh. Great. You. Here to file more complaints?

V:   (Genuinely) Lucy, I said I was sorry. 

L:    Sorry for calling me a bitch or sorry for running over my lines? 

V:    Lucy… (Lucy reacts with a smirk)

L:    … It’s fine. I’m sorry, too. 

V:   I was hoping you’d say that! (Vivian fully enters the room and reveals that she has glasses and a bottle of alcohol) I brought a treat! 

L:    Pour me a double! 

V:    (Pours drinks and begins to drink and the mood changes to something more positive) Can you believe Edward is making us meet tomorrow morning again? I mean how many rehearsals will it take to make that man happy?

L:    Well… he was with us that day, you remember? 

V:   What day? (Thinks for a moment) Oh, God, you’re not talking about…

L:   You know exactly what I’m talking about! 

Scene 3

 Lucy behind Ethel

Viv: (Talking out )Edward , we are ready to run the scene…….

E:  Lucy are you sure about this?  This is the most expensive store in town.  That dress costs more than our rent.

L:  Oh Ethel, I’m just trying it on ,what’s it going to hurt.  (Lucy steps out)  What do you think?

E: Oh Lucy, its beautiful.

L:  Isn’t it? Oh Ethel can you imagine owning a dress like this?

E: No.

L:  (half laugh) Oh Ethel.  

E:  Come on Lucy you better take it off before something happens to it.

L:  Oh ok, unzip me will you

(Ethel goes to unzip)

E: its stuck

L: What do you mean its stuck?

E: I mean its stuck, it won’t unzip

L: Well try 

E: I am trying 

L:  Well for goodness sake don’t break it I can’t even afford the zipper.

E; Ok… suck it in(Lucy does)

E: Suck it in more (Lucy does)

E:  ..A little more

L: (In a sucked in voice) There is no more to suck in. ( Lets out huge breath)

E: Hold on its moving a little, it looks like its caught on something( Moving in close to look)  UH OH

L:  What?

E: my hair is stuck in the zipper

L:(doing a circle trying to see with Ethel trailing around screaming) What do you mean

E: ow, ow, ow,  stop moving.

L:  Now what do we do?

E: I don’t know!

L: My purse is over there maybe I have something in there.  

(They move in baby steps sideways to purse, lucy picks up purse and goes through it)

L( pulling out scissors) Here.

E: What do you want me to do with those?

L: You’re going to have to cut your hair out.

E: (Whining)  Nooooo Lucy

L:Ethel it’s the only way,… unless you want to tell Fred why you can’t make this month’s rent.

E: Give’em to me.(  Cuts hair, and as she does the zipper comes down) it’ s down.

L: Hmm must have been the grease in your hair that lubricated it…………

(Ethel gives her a look)

L: That’s a cut…..Oh Viv that was perfect.

E:  I just went with it.  We were so in sync.

L: Good work Viv,.( shake hands)

Scene 4

Cut back to Dressing room both are noticeably drunk.

Lucy:  Oh Viv, that was such a good scene.  We make good pardanors

Viv:  (laughing) pratners( both laughing)

Lucy: That’s what I said.  Pratners.  You have great comedy instincts.

Viv:  Thanks Lucy, I have lots of ideas what if Ethel  gets a job, and

Lucy:  Job, (laugh)What kind of job like maid or something (laugh) 

Ethel: No like a secretary or something.

Lucy:  No ones going to believe Ethel as a secretary……..

Ethel: Yeah your right….Oh I gotta go Phillip is  probably waiting.  (Exit)

Lucy(takes another drink) Secretary?!(snort laughs)

End of Scene

Scene 5:

L:   (Lucy enters as Vivian is trying on a beautiful dress while looking admiringly in the mirror) That’s a beautiful dress.

V:   I thought so too. 

L:   It’s a little tight, but that’s not anything you can’t fix. Borrowing to wear to a fancy party?

V:   (Slightly hurt by the comment, but still excited at the prospect of wearing the garment, almost trying to prove herself) I’ll be wearing it at the apartment of Lucy and Ricky Ricardo. 

L:   This is for the show? Absolutely not. 

V:   Hear me out. I thought it could be a fun change for the character. Lucy and Ethel get all dressed up and hit the town for a cocktail party—just the girls. 

L:   No. 

V:    Lucy, this could be good. It’s for the character. She wants to look nice!

L:   The character is still Ethel Mertz, right?

V:   Yeah (almost immediately defeated). 

L:   And you still play Ethel Mertz, right? 

V:   And? 

L:   I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules. Ethel, maybe, could wear the dress. You? Please. We should attempt to have some decency for our viewers. 6-million of them to be exact. 

V:    Oh, my God. I see what this is. 

L:    Good. I’m glad we’re on the same page. 

V:   No. You don’t want me to upstage you. 

L:   Upstage? Viv, I’m sorry, but you could never—

V:    What? Never what? Be gorgeous? Be looked at by men, and be desired? Fawned over? Or what about women? God forbid another woman sees me on our show and thinks, “Wow, Ethel looks stunning tonight” or even, something crazier, “Wow, Vivian Vance is beautiful”?

L:   That’s where you’re wrong, Viv. It’s not our show. It’s mine. 

Scene 6

V: (Vivian sees Lucy crying, sprawled out on the floor looking at tabloids, distraught over seeing headlines about Desi’s infidelity) Lucy? 

L: (surprised by her entrance) Viv, not now. 

V: What happened? Lucy, talk to me. 

L: Here (hands her one of the many papers).

 V: Oh, Lucy, don’t listen to this crap.

 L: How could I not? This is all people talk about. (shocked by what she’s about to say)It’s done. It’s over! V: Don’t say that.

 L: (Immediately raising her voice) Vivian, he’s been screwing just about anything with cleavage for months!

 V: (startled) … Lucy, I’m sorry. 

L: (Again, raising her voice, almost screaming) Are you sorry because he prefers a bottle of brandy to me or are you sorry because he’s in the janitor closet with his face up a girl’s skirt at this very moment? (again Lucy begins to break down and cry) 

V: (kneels down, putting her hand on her back) You’ll get through this, Lucy. 

L: I don’t know that I will. This may break me, Viv. 

V: (Lifts Lucy up by her chin) This man will not break you, Lucy.. You are too strong for this… You’re the strongest person I know.

 L: You think? 

V: I know

Scene 7:

(On the phone with each other)

L: I can’t believe you are doing this to me Viv. You are just quitting the show. 

V: Lucy, I am not doing this to you, I have to do what is right for me and my marriage.  I can’t continue to commute, and not have  a life outside of this show.

L: So your just going to abandon me.  

V: Lucy that’s not fair. 

L: What am I suppose to do?

V: Lucy you are the most talented person I have ever known and we both know you don’t need me.  

L: That’s not true.  You and I are a team.  Lucy and Ethel.  We are a household name for gods sake.  How can you leave our show? 

V:  Well like you said its not our show its your show and some things are just more important to me then the I Love Lucy Show.  I have to make this marriage work, and you out of everyone should know that. 

L:  So that’s it?

V: That’s it. 

 Scene 8

(Lucy has traveled out of town after receiving news of Vivian’s final health decline. Lucy opens the door to Vivian’s bedroom. She sees Vivian on the bed, clearly ill. Lucy looks shocked. So much time has passed and she is realizing it all at this moment.)

L:   My God, wardrobe is going to have to do a number on you!

V:    Lucy, is that you? 

L:   How could you tell? My good, great humor?

V:    No, it’s your smell.

L:    Now, what kind of welcome is that?

V:    What are you doing here?

L:    Lou Ann called. She said… (pauses, struggles to finish the sentence)

V:   My sister called to tell you I was dying, go ahead, you can say it.

L:    (At a loss for words) Vivian. There’s so much I want to tell you. 

V:    Don’t bother. The cancer has really messed with my hearing. Did you know that breast cancer could do that? My breasts could barely capture the attention of a man, but my hearing? It stood no chance. 

L:   How can you joke at a time like this?

V:    I learned from the best. 

L:    Vivian, I’m sorry..

V:    We can’t change the past. I’ve been trying to change my future, but here we are. Let’s work on the present. 

L: Viv: you are the best friend I have ever had, and the best partner.

V:  Back at you kid. My years with you, at times were difficult, but it was the most fun I had in my entire life. 

L:  I wouldn’t trade our time together for anything in the world.  

E:  We made quite a pair didn’t we?

L: We sure did.  

L:   (They both are crying as Lucille is standing next to Vivian’s bed. She reaches for Vivian’s hand, singing softly through tears) … If you’re ever in a mess… 

V:   (Vivian looks taken aback and smiles and shares a small, coughed giggle. After a small pause, she finishes the song they once sang together) … S.O.S.

L:   (Singing) It’s friendship…

V:   (Singing) Frienship…

B:   (Singing together) Just the perfect blendship…

(Both begin to giggle, while Vivian coughs. Lucille leans over and kisses Vivian on the head and whispers something in Vivian’s ear. She stares at Vivian with a smile. Freeze. Evolve out. End of script).

[sundae-posting]

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Log 1!!!!

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Log 50

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Log 200.....

...... This marks the five months mark since the teams disappeance... I haven't had a single signal from them... I'm... Losing hope... The s.o.s signal got broken so has the ship.... so I can't call for help or leave... Not like I know how i fly a ship anyways... I'll try to fix it but... It's not my area of expertise so it'll take awhile... The base is so hard to keep clean all by my self... And i can ration out our food to last for about five years... Let's... Let's hope it doesn't take that long to get help...

Log 19- .... You know what it doesn't matter anymore....

I've ran out of food... I'm hungry... Tired... Angry... And scared... Those big red spotted creatures have started to move into the territory of the base... I can't fight them off all by myself... But I do need to scavenge for food... Or I'll starve... I... Might not make it back but... What chance do I have?... I can't stay in the broken ship.... I'll starve if I don't anything I NEED food... I did try eating some weird fungus growing in the ship but... It just left me sick for a few days still don't feel well from it.... So it's time to go looking for food ... I know nobody is reading this but... Wish me luck....

I don't want to die alone and be forgotten...

Final log

Ssuit badly damaged, it's over. Helmet is starting to crack. I'm gone. Doomed to be forgotten. If there is a god. They aren't merciful.

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