#just spitballing here

[notherpuppet]

Because what if they kissed

[terezicaptor]

do you think muffin is an old song in the qsmp universe. Do you think that's why qtubbo knows it. Do you think qbad was a pop sensation and qtubbo had a celebrity crush on him and would hang up posters of him on his wall as a teenager and memorize all his songs and thats why qtubbo knows the entirety of muffin. And when he was unfrozen and saw THE badboyhalo he almost had a heart attack and died

[glitchedcosmos]

Asexuals would make great secret agents because the power of seduction wouldn’t work on us but we could still utilize the power of seduction against our enemies and just yes asexual secret agents

[twocrabcake]

we need more less than normal art of lawrence.

sure, he’s probably the most normal out of them all but. have you seen this guy? especially in 3d, he is literally textbook definition of a weirdo. we need more art that reflects his unhinged side

[flicklikesstuff]

Hazbin Hotel Ep 8 Ramble and Theory

⚠️ SPOILERS!! ⚠️

Surprisingly, the show’s first season really got me hooked with its storyline and I can’t wait what’s in store for the upcoming season 2.

I’ve had my suspicions with Alastor since the pilot, and it just keeps growing with every episode. Even then, his real motivations are just hard to really see and it’s what makes his character intriguing. One moment, he’s lurking in the shadows like some sort of villain, and then the next, we see him maaaybe caring for his friends?? If he even considers them that. Idk 🤷

I’ve always thought that maybe he’s sticking around and playing nice to get Charlie’s guard down in the long run. Waiting for her to get desperate so he can strike a deal with her. So he could ask her for any favour in the future. And guess what? That’s what he exactly does in Ep 7.

And if I’m recalling correctly, Alastor helped Charlie with the war, but Charlie is yet to grant her own end of the deal. Alastor STILL is owed a favour from her.

(Where am I going with this theory and analysis? I’m getting there-)

At one point, maybe he did genuinely care for the hotel and the people in it. Regardless what his motives were. He even admits it’s a “surprising thrill” to watch them form connections. But the word choices he uses in this scene are just sooo…weird?

“Almost??” “Could get accustomed??”

It sounds like he admits feeling attached to the other characters but at the same time, doesn’t want to commit to it. Does he have far more nefarious intentions in mind for them and that’s why he’s so distant?

Alastor probably noticed this in the ending of Ep 8 too. His altruistic self almost got control of him. He almost risked his life to help his “friends.” And he didn’t like that one bit. Perhaps, he sees this trait as a weakness.

It really sounds like the verse“Great Alastor Altruist died” is equal to him stating that “there’s no more Mr. Nice Guy” from now on. He’s disconnecting and staying firm to whatever his highly vague motives are. And it’s highly likely that whatever’s holding him back from his full power is the deal he made itself. And he’s going to try anything to get out of it. Maybe that’s the reason why he approached Charlie in the first place.

And I’m going back to Charlie’s deal with him here. The only condition she has is that she won’t harm anyone for him. But knowing Alastor, he’s going to twist the words a bit there. Maybe he won’t harm them physically. But maybe in some other way. Indirectly. One that Charlie won’t see in the long run. Maybe he uses this one favour to help him break free of this deal or loosen it in some way.

And Charlie already has so much trust in him after the battle, she most likely won’t see it coming. It’s perfect.

(Not exactly sure how these soul contracts work buuut, she’s the princess right? Maybe she’s powerful enough to do smth about it? Maybe that’s why Alastor was so interested to gain her trust and potentially free himself?)

…….

But anyway! Onto the second part of my theory!

Alastor’s probably going to optimise his one chance of freedom through Charlie’s owed favour. But I have a feeling he’s not only going to use just Charlie.

Who else is at the hotel that the other main cast members trust? Who he could freely command under his control? To show up at his will? Answer his beck and call? Whose souls that Alastor owns?

I swear. It is NO ACCIDENT that these two were standing side by side. NEXT TO ALASTOR. In the ending. (Or maybe I’m overanalysing, but whatever. This is MY ramble)

When Alastor comes back from the “dead”, everyone was happy to see him. Especially Charlie. And surprisingly Vaggie? I guess she’s warming up to him. Idk if that’s good or not.

Everyone except Lucifer and Husk. Lucifer’s still bitter on the whole ‘dad’ thing. But I just really felt sooo bad for Husk here. 😂 My guy had maybe a few happy hours of what he thought was freedom. Then he sees this guy come back and he’s just: “Ahhhh… SHT-!”

Now I’m just saying, I don’t think Alastor can just casually go up to Charlie and just easily demand that favour. Especially now that Lucifer might be staying around(?) Also, Alastor sounds like someone who would strategically play the long run if it means benefits. Albeit, less truly altruistic than before since that approach almost costed him highly.

He’s maybe going to have to pull some strings to really make Charlie feel like she HAS to do him a favour. To better solidify his chances and so she’s less likely to be hesitant/reluctant/suspicious. After all, Alastor is only owed ONE FAVOUR. Maybe he’ll pull some strings to win over Lucifer’s own trust too so he won’t be stopping Charlie? (I’m not sure, these two are not in good terms.)

(Look me in the eyes and tell me this is the face of someone who’s definitely not going to use this hotel for his own personal gain. Things are going to start getting ugly with Alastor’s new approach. I’m also still like 80% sure these 3 characters are placed together for a reason. It CANNOT be a complete coincidence, right?)

Now I’m really curious how Husk and Niffty would react under this sudden new approach. The angst potential here is smelling strong. It’s obvious that they’re starting to get highly attached to the hotel and really consider the others as friends. Something Alastor didn’t allow himself to.

And it’s not like they have a voice in the matter either. No matter what Alastor tells them to do to secretly manipulate things around the place so he’ll appear like he’s “helping out more.”

Who knows really? What kind of errands he’ll force them to do? “Mr. Nice Guy” is really no longer an option here. That guy is dead. Adam killed him.

And all at the same time, Alastor wouldn’t be breaking Charlie’s condition. He’s not making her hurt anyone at all. Just helping a good old pal, who’s done so much for her, to maybe loosen the constraints his deal has. Or whatever else he wants, I don’t fcking know-

(But Srsly though. The angst??? Niffty and Alastor are fond with each other, but Niffty is also starting to like her new friends too. Will that create some sort of rift? Niffty actually being hesitant??

And don’t even get me STARTED on Huskerdust. Like wtf-? Husk has already stepped out of line before and it left him completely shaken. What else could he do? And a heartbroken Angel finding out he’s behind all this when Husk is the first person to truly reach out to him? Husk not being able to meet his gaze out of guilt?? THE FCK-???)

Yeaaaahhh, can’t wait what Season 2 has for us all….

Remember fellas, this is just a theory. A Hazbin theory! :))

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

richie lipschitz & peter spankoffski; shameless coffee addict & shameless coffee hater duo

[chirpsythismorning]

Stranger Things has a HUGE fandom. I think just one way we could come together and make an impact is by donating to the Entertainment Community Fund (they mention it specifically on the WGA Strike site).

Something fandoms do all the time is come together and manage to donate hundreds upon thousands of dollars, and bc there’s so many of them, each of them don’t even have to donate a lot.

News articles popping up that it’s been reported the fund received hundreds upon thousands of donations over a short time, likely as a result of ST fans coming together to do their part, feels like the least we can do right?…

Im trying to explore all options here.

Most of us live nowhere near the studios so protesting isn’t an option.

Spamming Netflix social media with our qualms seems like a lost cause bc they deal with fans hounding them every other day for canceling their favorite shows and don’t bat an eye, granted those fandoms obviously weren’t too big in the first place otherwise the shows probably wouldn’t have been canceled in the first place so that’s not saying a lot. Regardless, that also feels like a dead end, assuming our help starts and ends with us spamming Ted Sarandos’ instagram, that won’t go very far.

My point is, we don’t have that many options.

We can spread the word and hopefully those that do have the ability to do something more active in person will be inspired to.

We can do what we can online to be heard.

But it only goes so far.

I feel we are fortunate to have a HUGE fandom, so the prospects of focusing on spreading the word about the strike and encouraging fans to donate to that fund, is something that feels substantial, that would 100% make an impact in terms of it directly benefiting the writers.

I personally don’t have much money to give and I know that’s the case for a lot of people. But I could do it at least once and if we managed to pull together hundreds upon thousands of fans to do the same, that’s gotta be worth something?

[wildmousesword]

Guys I’m not a writer but I do know writing fics take motivation but I have noticed a max or twilight angst fics which makes me very sad because twilight is such a good boy he deserves to feel a emptiness in his chest that comes closer and closer until he starts crying too and I have had a little thought come to me after I watched the new hunger games movie and it’s that Twilight could get rabies easily (maybe idk I’m not a biologist or whatever it’s called) AND I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN LIKE HOW THE WHOLE CHAIN WOULD REACT BECAUSE GODAMN TWILIGHT U CAN TAKE A LOT BUT CAN U TAKE RABIES???

[lucy-stoolz]

have we considered that maybe the Ratgrinders want Lucy back? Maybe she would come back corrupted in a way they need her to be? They don’t need Buddy anymore because Lucy is almost ready to rejoin the party?

[maculategiraffe]

okay so bran, jon, and arya are all wargs, and bran and arya have both warged themselves into other beings in addition to their designated direwolves-- bran into hodor (abomination!!!) and arya into at least one stray cat in braavos. which leads me to wonder whether sansa also has the stark warg gene, and whether it might still come into play despite lady being dead (😭😭😭). the most poetic thing would be if she got into one of ramsay's dogs and ate his face off to avenge winterfell (and jeyne, and rickon if ramsay kills him in the books), which maybe would explain why the show had it be her ramsay married instead of jeyne, to explain why she gets to be the one to kill him? and since the show basically ignores the direwolves completely it would make sense that it would also ignore the warg aspect of ramsay's death if any? idk I just really want sansa to get to bite somebody's face off. I feel like she deserves it

[silentdiece]

I'm just spit balling here.

The form to change Lucy Frostblades dieity was file "on her behalf" by Kipperlily. I think Lucy turned in the documents afterword to rescind it. Because Kipperlily couldn't persuade/influence Lucy she was killed. Or Lucy really was going to change Gods but a bunch of Ruvina followers were killed and she became one of the last of her clerics. And maybe that's why she was so sad because her family had died(it really could just have been depression tho). 🤷🏾‍♀️

The soul gem Lydia Barkrock has in her chest is fractured. So I believe Bakur is also fractured. There are other pieces of his soul around completing his plan to rez his Master. I also think that some pieces of himself are acting independently in this endeavor and that's how the mall situation happened. It tried to rez its Master using a God of a similar domain and in the Astral plane(the birth place of the gods).

I think that the Temple of the Earth Defiant was for this deceased god.(This thought feels really crazy.)

The Rat grinders are planning to use Kristen as a sacrifice in the gym to rez the dead god. Or kill/use Bucky to gain access to Helio's domain(office) to revive the god.

[tumbleinthenet]

now, i don't know if this is a thought somebody else has had before (surely right??) and i don't know how feasible it is given everything but.

imagine if sasha's dad became a villain just to see his son again.

[toxicanonymity]

Can you write more for leopard print with Joel & Tommy pls

Imagine you're in the gas station, and you reach for the Takis, and your hand meets. . . Tommy's. The Takis are for Joel who's in the truck. And at the checkout counter, Tommy grabs a pack of xtreme dick pills. He's holding the packet and you can see something cooking behind his eyes. He invites you to join them for dinner. You aren't dressed for it, not at all. . . but don't worry, it's just a seedy little strip mall place, next to a massage parlor. . .

leopard print (orig.)

[glitchedcosmos]

I want a scene in sonic movie 3 where shadow is about to fight sonic and co , and while shadow is going on with the whole “ I’m the ultimate lifeform you can’t beat me” speech sonic slowly takes out a handful of pepper and violently blows it in shadows face , and shadow immediately starts snorting and convulsing on the floor because he’s never smelled pepper before and his sinuses are fucked and he’s just on the floor snorting and gasping and wondering while the air is spicy all while sonic , knuckles and tails stand around watching shadow get internally ass beat by a spice.

[marvelgaynesstothemax]

Matt: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!

Frank: Red-

Frank: It- it was just an ant…

[phoenix-ash234]

Buddy Daddies AU

If anyone has given Buddy Daddies a watch I think you can see why It would work.

• I was thinking Fionna being Miri and Cake being a kitten she finds later on.

• Orbo could work as Kyu considering he was in charge of Scarab's cases.

• Them being roommates is already their.

• Maybe Jake could be Prismo's spouse with Finn being the one who gets Prismo out of his funk of losing him (This one can be give or take if someone thinks of anyone better)

I think it could all fit together nicely but if anyone thinks of better choices feel free to make something out of it.