#kayne is an asshole and i love him

[kansaspieco]

So what if Kayne is honest with his promise.

John and Arthur complete his little side quest.

He separates them.

EXCEPT!

Arthur is still blind

[saey707]

Omg I've been checking your account, like, everyday to see if you're alive. Hope everything is ok‼️

But you being back AND opening requests for Heartsteel?! Omg. Any thoughts for sub!Hearsteel!Kayn? I literally live for Kayn content. Take care <3

✿ Prompt: Submissive Heartsteel Kayn Headcanons ✿

♡ champion focus: kayn ♡ tw: nsfw ♡ Gender-neutral reader

Author’s Note: Hi I'm totally normal about Kayn ahahaha... (•ﻌ•) But, hey anon, thanks for always stopping in to check in on me! Life has been crazy on my end, but I'll give that kinda update soon in a separate post. For now let's focus on our little menace Kayn! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ The NSFW content will be below the "Keep Reading" mark. Enjoy! ✩ ♬ ₊˚.🎧⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

You would be the balancing factor to his chaos in your relationship: Always keeping him within safe boundaries under the careful scrutiny of the public eye but still giving him enough room to just be a stupid, carefree guy who flies off the handle at the right moments! Still, even if you wanted to control him, you couldn't.

Kayn has a will of his own and does whatever he wants! But, if you are in the back of his mind, urging for him to do the right thing, then maybe, just maybe, he can make the tough decision to not be a complete asshole to the paparazzi.

"It's not my fault! I'm too hot for my pictures to be sold to the public. For free at that?!"

Kayn would be a bratty sub. He talks back and resists self-restraint. He pushes your buttons and knows all the right moves to get under your skin, even in good fun!

The brash, hot-pink-headed rockstar does just about anything to get the attention of everyone around him. But with you? You're definitely a unique case. When it comes to you, he shies away from his usual idiocy and tries to do more to impress you (newsflash: He is still a careless idiot).

Kayn is undoubtedly a needy boyfriend, so expect a lot of physical intimacy and extreme, risk-taking measures to get attention!

And if you're not on the road with him during the touring season? You better text back within 5 minutes!! ...Why aren't you texting him back?!

"Look at this picture of me standing on a motorcycle!!" "Babe?" "Babe??" "Babe" ". . ." "Please respond" "Are you sleeping?" "Wake up!!!!!!!"

VAIN VAIN VAIN- Kayn relishes compliments and likes to be reminded of how talented and good-looking he is! He knows he's hot shit, but boy oh boy does he love to hear it from you!

As much as the little menace wants to believe he is the dominant one in your relationship with all the control, power, and prestige, Kayn gets super blushy and weak whenever you are gentle with him and publicly display your affection. How is he supposed to come off as big and bad when you make him feel this submissive and pathetic?!

Sometimes Kayn just needs those little moments to mellow out and have someone take care of him, especially when met with the pressures that come with being a part of a global phenomenon!

Loves cuddling into your chest and having his hair pet! Just be careful or he might start to nip and bite!

If there is one thing Kayn loves more than committing crimes, it's knowing you will always be by his side, no matter the ups and downs in his career... And the scared look on your face whenever he takes the wheel on the road~

A LOUD moaner! He has no shame in allowing everyone to hear him whoring himself out for you!

During sex, Kayn loses control and lets you dominate him.

He wants you to be rough with him. Push him down to his knees and make him beg for you... Scratch into his skin when you're pounding into him and slamming yourself down onto him... Shout your praises and call him yours!

It's as if he loses all mental faculties and becomes nothing more than a fucktoy when it comes to you topping him- nothing more than someone you can pleasure yourself with.

And he definitely doesn't have any shame when it comes to letting you take him in public places~ So what if it's a crime? So what if someone walks in or catches you two? That makes it all the more heart-pounding... All the more exciting to him!

Still, if you don't want to risk jail time, don't let that stop you from stuffing a towel into his mouth, tongue, or fingers~ Kayn loves it whenever his mouth is full anyways.

At times, Kayn can be cooperative, but most of the time he will make you work for it!

Put him on a leash. Just do it.

[duckchu]

Hello, this request is a little personal but I think it’s a little creative. the Heartsteel boys x Reader who’s first language isn’t English and they stumble on some of the words or converting the words in conversations, or the lovely sometimes on some days their accent comes in very heavily and makes what they’re saying kinda not understandable!

I love this request

Also the reader is polish in Yone's part since I wanted to include some polish creativity

Kayn

You thought your boyfriend was gonna collapse from laughing

"You did what to Yone?"

"I pleased him to lend me the book"

Kayn didn't want to be the kind of asshole to laugh at people not knowing English, but this was too much

"Asked...It's asked"

Aphelios

Aphelios loved hearing you rambling about some subject you were passionate about

But sometimes you got so into it, you randomly switched back to your native tongue

He'd sit there like 😐

Untill you realise and switch back

Yone

"What do you mean it's cunting outside"

"Like...it's really cold..."

Yone was done with the polish language

Especially after you once told him he was dressed like a rat for a sewer opening

He later realised to you didn't mean it as he looked bad

But that he looked good

Ezreal

Ezreal usually understood you perfectly

Untill it came to your accent

Usually he didn't mind it

But sometimes it was so strong he couldn't understand a word

He didn't want to be an ass about it so he just kept quiet and nodded

Sett

"Huh" is his most used word since getting with you

Especially since you usually do 2 things

One is mixing up similarly sounding words from your language

And two your accent getting too strong

But doesn't mind

Can listen to you even if he doesn't understand a word

K'Sante

Don't worry, he also had to go through it

Will gladly help you with pronunciation and anything else if you ask

But won't push

If he can't understand you, he will ask you to speak up

But sometimes no matter how many times you repeat a word, he can't understand

Usually will ask you to write it on a piece of paper then

[redtsundere-writes]

Out Of My League | Heartsteel Kayn / Rhaast

Heartsteel Kayn / Rhaast x f!reader

Part 1: Facecheck.

Part 2. Part 3. Part 4.

Sypnosis: A chronically online girl doesn´t know that her Discord friend may be someone she already knows.

Contents: Modern AU, High school AU, a lot of bad jokes and meme references. No warnings.

Word count: 2023 (omg this year)

Author's Note: So... this gremlin's birthday was yesterday and since he has been on my mind lately. I decided to write him a fic cause why not?

Thanks to @mclovin1803 for helping me with proofreading and picking a title. (If this is out of charcater, blame him)

You were the exact definition of an introvert. You weren't good at talking to people you didn't know, your social battery doesn't last long, and you get excited when your friends cancel plans at the last minute. You like your loneliness and spending the afternoon playing video games and your guitar.

As an introvert, you didn't have many friends aside from a few classmates and some family members you were close with. Luckily, you had several friends on Discord. Among them was someone by the username of Rhaast. You didn't chat with him often because he wasn't as chronically online as you were, but he knew you were always down to play League of Legends with him.

One night while you were comfortably playing the new Super Mario Wonder on the switch, you received a message from Rhaast.

@Rhaast: League?

It had been two weeks since you had last played together, so you put the Switch aside and accepted. You opened League and put your headphones on to hop on the call with your friend.

"Hello there," you greeted him like Obi Wan as you waited for Rhaast to enter the game. He laughed at the reference. He had a deep, kinda seductive voice. You didn't know for sure if he was pretending or if he really talked like that.

"How have you been?," you asked while looking for your nightly playlist on Spotify to set the mood.

"Great. Yesterday I went out with a girl and today I broke up with her." You rolled your eyes at the comment. You knew Rhaast was quite the heartbreaker for discarding women like they were underwear. Personally, you didn't like that about your friend.

"And now why did you break up with this one,?" you asked as you started the game.

"I only went out with her once and she was already bugging me. My phone kept ringing because of her, so I blocked her," Rhaast answered with a chuckle. “Thank God I'll never date this asshole,” you thought.

"I wish there were more girls like you. You wait for me to send you a message and you are always down to play with me." He said while locking in Zed as his champion while you locked in Qiyana.

"I’m always down to play with you because I don't have any friends, not because I like you." You kamikazed by words.

"Damn, and I thought you had a crush for me," Rhaast joked. "Come to think of it, you never tell me anything about your love life," He suggested so he could hear some gossip.

"I haven't told you because I don't have any," you said, pretending to cry. Rhaast laughed at your foolish performance.

"Come on, you must have at least a crush or something," he insisted curiously as the game began. There was no one you liked... but someone caught your eye.

You felt like a fool for getting nervous every time you saw Kayn and his group of friends walk past you in the hallways. Kayn was a popular kid from a higher grade. He was good at sports, had good grades, was a member of an upcoming band, and was always surrounded by friends, while you were the complete opposite. You knew you shouldn't be nervous seeing him around because there was no chance that he would have the slightest interest in you. The majority of girls in your class drooled over him, so he was free to choose whoever he wanted. Why would he choose you?

Also, you had no good reason to go over and talk to him. The only chance you had, you blew it. You still cringe at yourself at night when you remember that moment. In your first days of high school, you had no friends and you just started learning to play guitar. When you tried to leave the music room that day, you ran into a tall boy with pink hair, perfect black eyebrows that indicated the true color of his hair, piercings decorating his ears, a pointy nose and a magnificent athletic body. Everything about him could catch anyone's attention but his most striking feature was his beautiful eyes with heterochromia, his left eye was green and the right; red. You were a moth and he was an RGB lightbulb that demanded your attention.  

You stood paralyzed infront of him. You clutched your music sheet notebook to your chest in nervousness. He was way too attractive and you didn't know how to feel about it. You tried to greet him but only stutters came out of your mouth. It was true that you weren't good at starting conversations but you had never been at a loss for words.

"Can you move? I want to get in," he asked while looking at you as if you were an inferior being.

"Ah... Yes-s, I'm s-sorry." You couldn't help your stutter as you stepped aside so he could enter the room. The Adonis didn't say anything else, but your eyes were still glued on him. The boy saw you watching him without shame.

"Can I help you with something?" He asked directly. You quickly shook your head and ran out of the room. “You are so stupid, you made yourself look like you have never seen a man!” You thought embarrassed as you felt your face getting hot. This was definitely your canon event.

One day, Rhaast sent you an ad. Riot was hosting a promotional convention for players at the capital at the end of the month.

@Rhaast: You goin'?

You: Maybe, sounds good.

@Rhaast: Let me know if you goin'.

You: Are you?

@Rhaast: If you go, I'll go.

You: K.

Thus the days passed until the day of the event arrived. You got ready with your best clothes: A K/DA sweatshirt, freshly washed pants, and the least dirty sneakers you had. You left your apartment nervously to finally touch some grass and meet your friend in real life. After a tedious subway ride, you arrived at the convention center where the event was taking place.

You: I'm here. Where are you?

@Rhaast: Wait for me at the entrance. I'm almost there.

You saw that there were several people waiting for their respective friends at the entrance, so you decided to stay in that area. You waited patiently while playing on your phone until you heard some girls next to you get excited.

"Look, it's Kayn, he looks so good!" They whisper to each other. You looked up quickly when you heard that name and, sure enough, the Adonis was there. “What is Kayn doing here?!” you thought as you tried to hide behind your phone as if you pretended he wasn't there, but your eyes traveled quickly between the screen and him. He was wearing a black crop with a jacket on top, tight pants and silver chains on his neck, fingers and waist. “Oh no, he's hot!” You thought nervously, wanting to run away. Your heart wasn't taking it.

You felt envious when the girls next to you didn't hesitate to approach him. Seeing the confidence they had to greet and talk to him, you felt that they had already known each other before. “I wish I could do that,” you thought.

"I didn't know you played League." One of the girls commented.

"I don´t play much," Kayn answered without taking much notice. Looking cool as heck.

"Are you here alone?" The other girl asked.

"Well, I'm meeting with a friend. I'll call her, " he said while searching for his friend's contact on his phone.

*Incoming call from Rhaast*

Out of nowhere, your phone started ringing from an incoming call on Discord. It was Rhaast. “No way,” you thought as you looked at Kayn and your cell phone simultaneously. “No, this must be a coincidence” you thought before answering.

"I'm here, where are you?" Your knees felt weak as Kayn spoke the words he was hearing over the phone. “Kayn is Rhaast?!” you thought in disbelief.

Kayn quickly found you and your eyes met. The last time that happened was a year ago. You knew Rhaast for over two years. That meant that Kayn, the cutest boy in school, had heard your horrible jokes, your fangirl screams when you saw Faker at almost every World Cup, and your burps for two years. You wanted the earth to swallow you whole at that moment.

"Oh, there she is. See ya," he hung up the call and said goodbye to his friends. He approached you while you were dying internally. You were lucky a wall was holding you up because you were sure you were going to pass out at any moment. “Breathe, maybe he doesn't remember you,” you thought.

"Hey! Why didn't you tell me we went to the same school, snake girl?" he joked. You covered your face in shame with your hands. “He does remember!” You thought, defeated. You still didn't believe that Kayn was still talking to you.

"Shut up, Rhaast… I mean, Kayn." You said, pulling your face out of its hiding spot. Kayn smiled, looking at your blushing cheeks.

"So you know me," he said confidently.

"How can I not know you? My classmates can't stop talking about you," you said defensively.

"I don't mean that," he said as he brought his face closer to yours. You backed up as far as the wall would allow you.

"Just look at you, you're crazy for me." He mocked in a flirting way. You couldn't help but to blush once again.

He was right, not only did he caught your eye, you liked him. You liked him more than you thought. Not because he was the popular Kayn, who is in a band and all the girls fight over him, but because he was also Rhaast. The one guy who laughed at your horrible jokes, the one who didn't criticize you every time you screamed when you saw Faker and burped when you did to match your energy.

"Ha! Says the guy that I always carry,” you mocked him back. Kayn laughed. That laugh that made you feel better in the small corner of your room.

"That's my girl!" He said before taking your hand. You blushed at the unexpectedly intimate act. His hand gently squeezed yours to guide you to the convention entrance.

You spent the whole afternoon chatting and spending all your money on merchandise. You got to know Kayn better than you ever thought. He was a little bit blunt, but nicer than you pictured. It was like you were seeing the other side of Rhaast. Kayn also got to know you on another level when you started to feel comfortable around him. You were a girl with whom he could see himself talking for many hours everyday without getting bored, something he had not felt with anyone else.

You and Kayn said goodbye to a wonderful day together. Both felt their hearts beating like crazy for each other. You had spent the entire day together but you still missed each other once you parted ways. You arrived home and then threw yourself on the bed to start screaming about the exciting day you just had. You had finally talked to Kayn and he seemed to like you. And boy did he like you...

The next day, another school day had ended, so you decided to go to the music room. On your way, you saw Kayn and his friends heading towards the exit. Finally, you got the courage to do something you've always wanted to do.

"Hey, Kayn!" You called him from your place. He turned around to see you among the other students passing by in the hallway.

"Wanna play later?" You asked, blushing lightly for attracting his attention. His friends began to tease him that a girl was talking to him that way, but he didn't care. Kayn smiled as he saw you standing there, blushing but determined.

"You know I do!" He said before turning around and getting back with his friends. You smiled. Maybe he wouldn't have chosen you before, but now you had a chance. 

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[lightning-bringer]

okay idk if it sent or not (so sorry if you get it double) but can I ask for some headcannons for secret dating with Kayn and reader?

Hey it only went once, don't worry, and thank you for requesting! It was very fun to write this, hope you like it

Okay despite the reason why you're keeping the relationship secret, Kayn would LOVE it

Like, nothing convinces me that he wouldn't love to have you as his little secret, for him and him only to know

He wouldn't even tell Zed about it (which doesn't mean he doesn't know, but Kayn surely likes to think he doesn't)

If you're also part of the Shadow Order, Kayn would be such a tease ALL the time

Like, slightly touching your butt when he passes through you, pulling you into kisses as soon as you're alone in a room or smiling at you like he doesn't do at anyone in public

You have to keep scolding him and reminding him about the secret part, and he always laughs like it's nothing

Still, it looks to most people like you're one of the few people he manages to have a good colleague relationship, because Kayn is a great liar and actor

Now if you weren't part of the Shadow Order Kayn would treat you very delicately, genuinely afraid of what might happen if your relationship is discovered

Regardles, Rhaast would be an asshole on his ear, teasing Kayn about his affection to you. Sometimes when you too are alone he would seen irritated and a little out of it and you would have to talk to him and maybe scold RhaastStill I truly believe Rhaast would like you. Not many people can like Kayn and put up with him (and the Darkin) so he would silently admire you

Kayn is not the type to worry or be overprotective (though he is a bit possessive), but the fact that he can't openly tell people to back off and scare them away from you bothers him more than he is comfortable to admit

And more than the stolen kisses and touches that would be what nearly gives everything you: him wanting to kill someone who hurt you (be it physically or emotionally, doesn't matter)

And Rhaast would so feed off of it, telling Kayn he absolutely should go after the person

They hurt you, there's no reason for them to not kill for it

(One word from you and he'd do it, cruelly. Also secretly Rhaast would get angry too, no matter how much he bothers Kayn about you being a "pest")

Now less about cruelty, Kayn would be actually really bad about celebrating special occasions like birthdays or Christmas, mostly when having to do it secretly and there's no one to remind him of it, so you'd have to be patient

He'd also have weird ideas of gifts and celebrations and, again without anyone to warn him... you'd have to be extra patient then

(The only one he has that could help him is Rhaast... and the Darkin would suggest things like a river of blood from your enemies as a love confession, so even Kayn knows to not accept love advice from him)

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

I love this eldritch asshole here’s him acting totally uncaring about humanity

[felixcosm]

malevolent for the ask game

Send me series and I’ll tell you my:

Favorite character

Kayne!! Kayne Malevolent, the most gendered being ever. What the hell is his problem. When I die, I hope he stops by and eats snacks to watch it happen.

Second favorite character

I don't want to say either Arthur or John, so I'm saying Jarthur. Fuck you. They're a package deal.

Least favorite character

Daniel. I don't care about him, sorry. He's an asshole and he's a religious asshole. I hated him the second I heard Arthur's flashback the first time and we heard him try to preach to him or whatever. Like, I'm happy for Arthur that he finds comfort in calling Daniel 'Dad', but there's no love from me.

The character I’m most like

The nurse who called Jarthur John Doe.

Favorite pairing

Jarthur!! Regardless whether it's romantic, sexual, platonic, idc, I just like them together. They're so divorced it's unreal.

Least favorite pairing

I honestly don't know? I don't think I mind any. Uhh, if I had to choose...Arthur/Bella.

Favorite moment

Favorite goofy moment is Kayne eating chips while watching John try to save Arthur. Favorite emotional moment is that scene in Bedrock where Arthur is killing Uncle and he's screaming at him and sobbing and it's clear he's not really talking about Uncle or Larson when he's saying 'she trusted you!' 'you killed her!' Gives me chills everytime, it's such a good scene.

Rating out of 10

9/10! I love the story, I love the characters and the acting is A+. Although maybe because I've caught up and we're listening to month-to-month but my hyperfixation has dwindled a little on Malevolent. I still enjoy hearing it though and I'm curious where it's going to go next, though it's not on the top of my podcast priority list atm.

[echotheperson]

Hello Tumblr. I’m currently on the third season of the malevolent podcast now and I am screaming internally I am not okay after part 20. I’m going to talk about it so warning for spoilers.

I thought about this like a few days ago. But Arthur would not have ended up in the dreamlands and dealing with all this spooky shit if he listened to John. I mean it is cool that there was answers and he probably maybe would’ve ended up in the dreamland later on anyways. But if I remember correctly he ended up in the dreamlands because he followed what that one paper said, tried to blend in with the cult, fucked around and found out. This silly dude. Also I’d like to make fanart for this silly little podcast but drawing humans and human like things is very difficult. ALSO It may or may not be just me but I always struggle with taking serious scenes actually seriously. Like the scene where John was beating the shit out of Arthur with the left hand was so funny to me. Just because visualizing a guy punching himself like that is silly. Also Arthur is such a silly goose and so is John. I also fucking love Kayne because he is the silliest goose of them all. He has so much goofy energy and that is wonderful. I don’t care if he’s evil. Also the 20th episode was so WACKY. Like Kayne was there and he’s silly but the part where they killed Lilly was sad. Why. But Rest In Peace cow pig thing.

Okay I’m in the third season and Yellow is a bitch but he’s sort of cool but also he is such an asshole but I’m just used to Arthur being all buddy buddy best pal friend amigo or whatever the FCK is going on there but honestly they’re kinda fruity in my opinion. Also I fucking knew something sketchy was going on with the Larson’s. As soon as Arthur woke up there and started talking to them I was like THAT MAN RIGHT THERE IS A CRAZY BITCH DONT YOU DARE GRT IN A CAR WITH HIM. And then boom Arthur is going super slayer baddie mode and he’s going to murder this man. I love this podcast and I makes me so sad. ALSO HOW DARE YOU LARSON YOU SON OF A BITCH PICK THE MUSIC BOX UP AND FIX IT BEFORE I EXPLODE.

[skiplo-wave]

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I remember when Kim and him got divorced and he was stalking her and being really weird and creepy and saying crazy shit that sounded like threats to both her and Pete Davidson (her ex) and everyone on social media was like “this is what she gets for being a billionaire who’s annoying and *lists every single one of Kim’s public wrongdoings*”

And like yeah sure. You don’t have to love Kim Kardashian. Sure, she’s a billionaire and that’s unethical and yes, her sex tape made her famous or whatever, but to celebrate her being publicly abused by her ex and her ex harassing her and whoever she dates simply because you don’t like her? Crazy shit fam.

Not to compare, but it reminds me of how people don’t believe that JD could’ve been abused since in his past he was a drug addict, drunkard asshole. Or how people believe that Angelina Jolie deserved being beaten by Pitt in front of her kids because she “stole” him from Aniston. Or how people don’t believe that Ariana Grande deserved abuse of Dan Schneider or doesn’t qualify as a victim of Dan Schneider due to her relationship drama. Or how people think that Paris Hilton was overreacting about her childhood abuse and trauma simply because she’s a rich white woman, so she couldn’t POSSIBLY have been abused.

[the Paris Hilton one is interesting because while people believe that she CAN’T be a victim because she’s a rich, attractive, white woman, people believe that AH IS a victim because she’s a rich, white, attractive woman. Very interesting to me]

Anyway, Kanye is crazy.

Abuse and victims having many double standards on top of parasocial behavior like one big fucked up dollhouse but with real people who nobody has real contact with to understand whatever hell going on with them.

Yes Kayne is crazy indeed

[shurelyasreverie]

Hihi i really love your writing, especially the ones on TF and Evelynn! Thank you for the great content :) May i request a kayn x introverted female reader drabble please?

ahhhhh i’m so happy you like my work! The Twisted Fate fics are also a personal fave of mine :D I wasn’t entirely sure how to make the drabble especially about an introverted reader (I feel the level of extroversion wouldn’t really change the relationship dynamic with Kayn) but I hope it’s still good enough!

Kayn x Reader Drabble: Silence

Perhaps you were becoming a cynic that was slowly becoming more loathsome of the world. Perhaps you were starting to notice peoples' true colours which they mask with flowery words. Perhaps you were starting to understand Zed's teachings from the Order, how you should embrace the solitude that the shadows offered you...

Perhaps you just woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Whatever the reason may be, the idea of talking to others felt like a nuisance and what you needed now was some peace and quiet. Huddling into the corner of your couch, arms wrapped around a pillow that was clasped close to your belly, you get out a sigh as you rested your head against the soft fabric. Pacing your inhaling and exhaling, your heartbeat gradually slowed in your ears. But beyond your own body, what you heard was silence.

Complete and utter silence.

Sweet serenity that made your eyelids heavy. Some alone time was clearly long overdue as your eyes closed and you felt closer and closer to falling asleep.

Until Kayn slammed the door wide open. He nonchalantly chucked his accessories and scythe to the ground before plopping onto the couch as well, spreading his body so that he took up the majority of it. You groaned, lightly pushing his arm away and he laughed as you reclaimed some of the couch as your own.

“Not in a talkative mood, are we?” Kayn asked with a chuckle as you grumbled in response. “I see... don't worry, I don't mind some peace and quiet.”

“It was quiet before you got here,” you retorted, voice muffled by the pillow and Kayn deadpanned.

“Do you want to cuddle or not?”

“You're probably stinky and sweaty.”

Kayn muttered something you couldn't pick up but a playful smirk was on his face. Wrapping an arm around your shoulders, he pulled you on top of him, head against his exposed chest. The arm around your shoulders moved down to your lower back and his other hand was threaded through your hair. He quickly leaned his head down, kissing your hair before leaning back again.

For a few minutes, you were content in the stillness. Your heartbeat was starting to match Kayn's as his thumped against your ear. You were relaxed.

The same couldn't be said for Kayn, though. You felt him intermittently tense. His breath hitched occasionally, the hand resting on your head would clamp through your hair. Not enough to cause discomfort, but enough to know that something was off. You looked up at him expectantly, waiting for him to explain and his Adam's apple bobbed up and down. He could never lie to you.

“It's been a long time since I've heard silence,” Kayn admitted and you tilted your head in confusion. And then he sent you that look.

Rhaast.

“Asshole will never shut up,” Kayn muttered, immediately flinching as Rhaast presumably started berating him for the name call. “I guess that's what happens when you're stuck in a weapon for thousands of years.”

You crawled up slightly, readjusting yourself so that you were now nuzzling into the crook of his neck, offering your support. There wasn't much else you could do, you had no idea how to stop the unearthly telepathy from a demigod, especially not one as cunning as Rhaast. Kayns' arms around you tightened as he pressed the side of his head against yours. And then you had an idea.

“Rhaast?”

Kayn looked at you with surprise, you had never tried talking to him before. You stared into Kayn's eyes, searching deeper, where you could swear you saw the red glint of the darkin.

“Don't you get tired talking all the time?”

Kayn smirked in response, the darkin must've hesitated.

“Ten minutes. Silence for ten minutes,” you ordered. “For all of us. It's fair.”

You could tell by Kayn's widening eyes that Rhaast must've complied.

“How did you...?”

“I have my ways, now shush,” you muttered as you snuggled into him, your lips brushing against his neck.

And shush Kayn did. The constant chatter in his mind dissipated, now he could properly focus on what he always wanted to. You. Feeling and hearing your soft breath tickling his breath, feeling your pulse in sync with his. He placed one final kiss onto the crown of your head before closing his eyes, relishing the silence.

[kakujis]

things no one asked for part??????

Here’s dol characters + their league of legends roles/mains:

Whitney: ahhh the inspiration behind this post. Definitely a Draven/Vayne main who spam pings their support, blames everything on their jungler, and tries to 1v9 even tho they’re 0/5. “ggez” at the end of EVERY game. “Better adc loses” if he lost. Types post game too, mentions how his support must’ve been a bot for being so bad at the game. Hardstuck Plat 4.

Kylar: Teemo. The other inspo behind this post. He OTPs Teemo and that’s it. If Teemo’s banned/taken he’s dodging. Refuses to learn anyone else. Specifically plays teemo + top for the solo~ gameplay. Also, if he’s scared he just has to hide in a bush. Bronze 3.

Alex: Toplaner who likes to play bruisers. Mains Darius, Sion, Nasus, etc. The toplane is his oyster! Will go Shen sometimes for fun. Has a mean Poppy but doesn’t actually like playing her. His rank typically stays in Plat but will sometimes go to low Diamond.

P!Sydney: Oh you know, I had to give him support. 🥺 Plays enchanters and mains Soraka/Nami. Never flashes his mastery and typically doesn’t respond to being flamed. On the other hand, C!Sydney does. Spam pings back and writes out his adcs kda/minion cs. Beyond that, he also plays some midlane with Lissandra and Orianna. Sydney doesn’t really dabble in ranked, prefers normals but will do their placements and climb to gold for the Victorious Skin. Gold 4.

Robin: Queues fill + support and always get support. Doesn’t like to play enchanters! Plays Rakan (LMFAO), Leona, Braum, Blitz, and Thresh. Feels a rush when they have a successful engage/hook. Pings literally everything and keeps tabs on the enemy’s flash timers. Watches the map as much as possible and roams. Offers coaching online. Super nice to the enemy support also, ending the game with “gg Nami, was fun!” or somethin. Robin is an avid gamer so there’s no way he’s not at least High Diamond.

Bailey: This piece of shit plays Zed, Pyke, Talon, etc. Assassins only because he’s an asshole. Flashes his mastery and taunts in all chat. Types out “?” often whenever a gank fails. Flames his team and constantly roams. If he’s behind and losing? He’s not. It’s because his team sucks. Definitely at least Grandmaster/Master.

Wren: JUNGLER!!! FJSJDJJDJD sorry i love him. Jungler that tries to keep up a positive mental! “dw bot im coming just play safe”. If someone’s being flamed on your team, he’ll stick up for them and then try to calm everyone down. Non-toxic Kayn main, but also plays Xin Zhao, Elise, and Nidalee. Because I love Wren, he’s Grandmaster/Master too. Says ggwp!

Eden: Someone help this man, he doesn’t know technology. Okay, if we put that aside he plays Graves LMFAO. Objective-based jungler. Also likes to play Udyr and Sejuani. Pings the objectives and the supports wards. Silver 2.

Remy: Duelist asshole man. Mains Fiora. Plays Yasuo or Riven if she’s taken. Quiet toplaner that doesn’t talk unless spoken to. When his team is yelling and screaming at each other, he writes: stfu. i can carry, just stop inting. Diamond 4.

[kansaspieco]

Thank you for finally letting me see a movie, Arthur, I appreciate it of course, John, I realize this all has got to be hard for you as well, and well, you deserve it

*movie starts*

*loud cronching from somewhere in the back*

Arthur will you tell whatever MOTHERFUCKER is behind us to quit RUINING MY MOVIE

*Arthur turns around and before he can even get a word out*

Kayne: No. :) 🖕

[rurifangirl]

Hi Ruri!!!!! :D

Sorry I just saw the Oc asks!

Would these be ok?

Hugs!!!!!!!!! Hope you're having an incredible day!!!💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

HWJEJDJ SORRY I REPLIED SO LATE AAA😭😭😭🤍🤍🤍

Hope you're havin an amazing day my dude😤🤍

Im gonna do It for the ones that I didn't do w em

(n also choosin the most interesting ones for em tbh)

Kayn

💍- He does actually, he's got plenty of em. The saddest one would be somethin like Vera's chocholate (that for context, she was basically a lil child where he used to live that asked him to participate to an event there, and things didn't end well in the end, so... yeah. She died in the end, n he still ain't over it), other than that he probably keeps some pieces from anyone of the gang, like somethin to represent em, that would be either a plushie he recieved for em or just one he already has that still does the job. N honestly, also letters from em or just, gifs he received, he'd be collectin all of em, like they were treasures. Oh and, last things, lil doodles he made of every of his friends.

✨- Ohhh, kinda tricky. Id think either love or their other forms, but I think hearth would also go well w him tbh. I feel like If he'd be worshipped he rly wouldn't do anything for It, in the sense that he ain't gonna be too demanding, but would be self concious n still be a lil strict, but he wouldn't be an asshole ofc.

📓- (hwjdk I'm not good w em so sorry if there's mistakes 😭)

"Dear diary,

Ceasar got mad at me again ;-; I told him that I wanted to keep them but told me i should let them go, I already miss my kitty kittens :'(

I got an hot chocholate though! I didn't get to rest too much today, I don't know why, but now it's really better! I also got to pet a cute doggo today before leaving :3

Anjou asked Soup to talk, I'm really worried :( He's trying his best! I'll try to prepare some tea for him!

With that said, I'm going to check up on Luci, I'll write soon!

Much love ♡."

(hwje soup Is ruri but like as a lil nickname cuz he accidentaly called kayn a soup in italian, so now it's a lil meme between em)

Rui

🙏- well. They don't anymore so that's mainly It🤡 (sorry for bein short but they really don't want anything w religion anymore😭)

🎁- Crystals, mainly so, or just shining things in general. They actually really like any kind of gifts, so there's not much of a difference, but they do have a preference for em! But the worst you could give Rui would be somethin resemblin any kind of things that would give em bad memories or feelings, but they don't affect them really of the person meant well w it. But, i feel like Rui's more of the one reciving gifts, not because he doesn't like to give but cuz they don't really know what the other person really wants, so they'd really struggle n if asked would give em a cute lil rock/crystal, they're trying aight.

(The emoji w the fate thingy cuz I can't find It rn-

They do, or at least kind of. They still think of some things to be rather garbage or not good to rely on, but would still get fascinated by some of em. Rui wouldn't really take anythin from granted to begin w, n for em stuff could be scripted by fate like they couldn't, there's no way for them to really set in stone what they want to belive in.

[reddieao3feed]

Eddie Kaspbrack Should’ve Just Shut His Mouth

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3iV1Srm

by lysolbabey

eddie kaspbrack has the perfect friend group and he has since he was a kid. he loves them all and wouldn’t trade them for the world. but when the losers wanna add a new kid to the group, eddies jealousy overtakes him and he says some stuff he probably shouldn’t have. things pretty much go to shit from there. eddie kaspbrack should’ve just shut his mouth and maybe things would’ve be such a mess. but he didn’t.

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in conclusion i suck ass at writing summaries. lowercase is intended. i will put content warnings at the begging of chapters if needed. please enjoy! kudos, constructive criticism, and comments are appreciated! love you guys! stay safe! wash ur stinky hands! wear a mask! don’t vote kayne!

Words: 2262, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Stanley Uris, Ben Hanscom, Richie Tozier, Bill Denbrough, Beverly Marsh, Mike Hanlon, Connor Bowers, Henry Bowers, Patrick Hockstetter, Belch Huggins, Reginald Huggins, Maggie Tozier, Wentworth Tozier, Sonia Kaspbrack, Victor Criss

Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak/Gretta Keene, Connor Bowers/Richie Tozier

Additional Tags: eddie joins the bowers gang au, is that a thing? idk but it is now., Angst, slowburn? not really? but kind of? it’s complicated., Eddie Kaspbrak Loves Richie Tozier, Endgame Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak is a Little Shit, Gay Eddie Kaspbrak, Internalized Homophobia, Sad, The Bowers Gang - Freeform, Henry Bowers Being an Asshole, Henry Bowers - Freeform, Patrick Hockstetter is His Own Warning, ill add on more tags eventually-

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3iV1Srm

[countessbatman]

Did you see Birds of Prey? What did you think overall?

We need more women writing films, we need more women directing films, we need more female-centered stories, we need more diverse characters.  I applaud DC for making this and DC should not take this as a damnation of any future female lead films or films with women behind the camera. 

I wanted to love this movie and I wished I liked it.

The Good

The actresses are fine, Bosco is rough in a couple of pacing but it’s difficult to find child actors, Robbie is a highlight and I like her and this version of Harley.

I like the last set-piece the Founder’s Pier I found that interesting.

I like Helena’s Bertinelli’s backstory and her motivation. I liked the scene where The Bertinelli family was gathered and all of Huntress training. I liked the little car she carried around.

The Bad

I thought Ewan McGreggor was bad, I didn’t understand what he was doing, it’s certainly, a camp take. 

Also the I-wish-I-could-call-it-queerbaiting-but-there-is-literally-nothing-there of Sionis/Zsasz, it just reminded me of ‘66 villains interacting with each other.

The dialogue, you don’t get a feel for who the characters are based on what they say. This leads to the humor, I think I only laughed at two jokes. I didn’t find the humor funny, the scenes, the “jokes” I really wish they would have gotten a joke writer to punch up the dialogue. If it was at least funny I wouldn’t have noticed all the other problems.

Black Canary is so shortchanged for one of the oldest DC characters she gets nothing, there’s no story arc, no depth, the script gives her nothing to do. Her cry comes out of nowhere and it’s not something any of the characters mention again, it’s so odd how it’s shoved in there.

Cassandra Cain is given nothing to do, even when people are attacking Harley or her “friends” only once does she fight back, most times she’s left to cowering over giant blue hands and screaming for help.

Renee Montoya, poor Montoya. She’s left to being exposition lady, reexplain to the audience that Harley broke up with the Joker, that Sionis wants the diamond, that Dinah had a mother that was helpful to the police. There is no character for her to have, the script gives her nothing. This film short changes its female characters of color.

The costumes, look I’m all in favor of something looking cute over being practical, but I think nearly all of Harley, Dinah, and Huntress outfits are ugly.  Huntress costumes makes no sense, she’s dodging bullets at close range, but she has zero armor on. Harley’s worst look the white shirt that has her name written on it, I feel like this is just as bold as Kayne selling a white shirt for $100. DC/Hot Topic is trying to see if they can sell a woman a white shirt with Harley’s name on it. All the costumes were varying degrees of bad.

The fight scenes are so rehearsed, one bad guy at a time fighting, they aren’t dynamic I think the fighting scenes are the worst part and there are so many of them. Also, Harley attacks a police station and this is the only non-trigger happy cops in the entire universe, not a single one of them has a gun on them(The Joker exists in this universe!), she’s attacking them with glitter and bean bags.

The Ugly

Speaking of bad, all men is bad. That’s the only theme or message this film has. Every single man in their movie is an asshole, a rapist or betrays the women in some way. There is also something more pressing that this film refuses to discuss.

A drunk Harley is almost raped, and it’s never spoken about again. This film also refuses to have Harley confront the abuse she suffered at the Joker’s hands. He tortured her, he manipulated her and this film dares to call itself the emancipation of Harley Quinn without addressing the one who held power over her.  This film brings up sexual assault but does nothing to address it. Harley was one of the few Comic characters who did not have her ‘Woman in Refrigerator’ moment and this film adds her to the list.

At one point she is paralyzed by Zsasz he puts her arm around him and says this is nice. Harley is threatened with rape twice and they are both played off as a joke. This film was more harmful to Harley than Suicide Squad was. True she was objectified by the camera in Suicide Squad but she wasn’t once threatened with rape, in fact, she was the aggressor (with the guard, with Batman). That’s the low bar we’ve hit. It’s so lazy to have a female character threatened with rape and I fucking hate it. The only reason the scene where Harley is almost raped and tossed into a van was so we can see how badass Canary’s fighting skills are and so we can laugh at how drunk Harley is. It’s so unnecessary.

Overall

I don’t know who this movie is for, I like offbeat zany humor (Doom Patrol, Legends of Tomorrow, Kamikaze Girls, The Mighty Boosh), I like Harley, I liked Suicide Squad, I am a female DC fan. I didn’t find it fun, I was #nothavingagoodtime

[alteredphoenix]

Some Untitled Alleria x/Illidan Modern!Dance AU Thing (WoW)(WIP)

An idea that has yet to be written but with a single premise: Alleria gets a job interview at a famous dance studio in, I don’t know, the Azeroth equivalent of Chicago (because New York City and Los Angeles can go shove off, they get too much screen time, let me see my state’s city get some love for once). She has experience in helping elves struggling financially and mentally via creative outlets, and Fantasy Chicago - or Stormwind, because Stormwind and Chicago are Windy Cities - is heavily populated with elves, goblins, gnomes, draenei, dwarves, and pandaren trying to make a living among all the humans coming in from Dalaran, Gilneas, Stromgarde, Boralus, etc.

So, Alleria. The woman needs money. I don’t know where Turalyon figures into all this, I haven’t decided if he’s dead or divorced or what (no offense, Turalyon, but you didn’t get involved much if at all in my brainstorming lmao), but Arator is a college undergrad, Vereesa’s got her twins (I think Rhonin’s dead; sorry, Rhonin), and Sylvanas is being a Bad Bitch with Secrets Who Is Doing Her Own Thing, and though the Windrunners are well to do they could still afford to do better and aim higher so things aren’t too bad on the home front. So Alleria shops around for opportunities to keep herself occupied; she has a reputation in the neighborhood for having That Healing Touch on the mind, perhaps her expertise is required somewhere that hasn’t been attended to.

Cue Illidan, who happens to be the brother of famous billionaire hippie philanthropist Malfurion Stormrage. Illidan, the man who gets fed up with the foibles of late stage capitalism, bureaucratic red tape, and Malfurion’s conservatism over illegal substances and resources that Can Be Dangerous but also be used as a Force For Good and leaves it all behind to get the world’s shit together by becoming the crime boss of the Illdari...which doesn’t last long, because Maiev is a Cop With A Hard-On For Justice, and soon after the Illdari are scattered for several years until they come back with a vengeance and somehow wrangle Illidan out of prison and pay many politicians under the table to clear his good name.

Needless to say, the Illidari fall on hard times, and their only other recourse to reclaim their power is to mingle with society and keep their noses a little clean. Which they do so...as a dance troupe...that is also called the Illidari (they’re not really creative). And the Illidari, while being very good at fighting and killing and all things Tae Kwon Do, swordplay, and capoeira, are not very good at anything else.

And that includes Illidan, who’s getting his dance on to Janet Jackson on the stereo; and when Alleria happens to walk in on him, alone, and asking to inquire him about the interview (because the receptionist told her Illidan runs the joint), the first thing he does is get embarrassed...only to lose his temper (because no one ever knocks on the fucking door, but Alleria won’t tell him later on he’s got the stereo on too loud to hear anything else that isn’t Janet Jackson) and throw everything and the kitchen sink at her, screaming “You’re fired!”

Not for too long, though. Kor’vas and Allari decide to reach out to Alleria and, once they get her out of a 1980′s-induced existential crisis about Arator, Vereesa, the twins, Turalyon, that old life in Eversong, and the old gang life she used to lead as the Head of the Ren’dorei on the overpass overlooking the canals, bring her under the fold of the Illidan and His Merry Band of Wonderful, Socially Awkward Idiots, the Illidari, who - you guessed it - have put the spirit of Janet Jackson on a pedestal and use her as the pinnacle of music. (There’s an argument between Kayn and Altruis who’s the better ‘80s Japanese city-pop singer, and who’s the hottest among them, but they never do find because at that point they’re throwing down hardcore.)

The premise stops there, but eventually the Illidari become a little less socially stunted enough to perform on stage in a dance competition...which is against the likes of Tyrande’s Sisterhood of Elune, Fandral’s Druid of the Flames, Tess Greymane’s Greyguards, and Maiev’s Wardens (the Watchers forced Maiev to do something other than vigilantism, they’re assholes but not complete assholes). Oh, and Sylvanas rolls back into town, ready to start shit.

(When it’s put like this, it’s probably better for it to be several stories instead of one big one. Also I’m uncertain if I want it to be Alleria/Illidan or just have them be a BroTP? Then again, since Turalyon is most likely not present in this iteration of the story unless it changes somewhere down the line, the pairing can eventually be seen as romantic.)