Hey all; I'm Greg Sanchez, a 42-year old father who started this whole tumblr thing back 2020 after my and my husband's 9 year anniversary. I felt this would be a way to document my general lived experience from the ages of 18 to now.
You see, when I was 18, I was the victim of a hit and run incident (I was struck by a random truck that took off) that left me in a coma for two months, where I had dreamt I was the avatar for Huehuecoyotl, the Aztec trickster god.
After I had gotten out of the coma I had:
Begun dating my best friend Atlas
Met Zoe, the literal girl from my dreams
Working under The Milky Way Fund
Getting a record label deal with Conquest, Inc.
(Possibly?) Met my dad's ghost in a coma dream I had after ending up in another accident while I was rushing to the hospital
Marrying Atlas
Having a son with Zoe
Eventually, it all worked out; Zoe and I are still friends, and most of my friends and I live in california.
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so, another thing about collegiate teams is that they usually have an alumni game.
now the foxes don't have any alumni by the end of the books, but they will eventually.
now this might be different for a sport like exy (I played lax which really dosent have a large professional league, but the big d1 schools i think still do this too) but yk what it usually happens during pre-season anyways and its always a ton of fun.
Because what happens is that it's usually a game of alumni vs current players. and that is hilarious.
(Dan gets back on the court and gets to win against her current players)
(the current players are just like 'this is so unfair' and 'what the fuck do you mean I have to guard kevin motherfucking day' or ' how the fuck am I supposed to score? minyard is in goal???')
Neil has the time of his life btw - because an alumni game is also a chance for everyone to play on the foxes' court again, a chance to come home!
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Miles-42: Look, Gwen, you have to treat your gadgets like you treat a woman!
Gwen-42: 🤨 Go on...
Miles-42: ...No. I've sensed I've made a mistake of some kind.
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breaking my silence to say i think kevin would absolutely devour stardew valley. yes he would be too busy creating the most efficient farm you have ever seen to romance or even befriend the characters but after successfully creating a monopoly on truffle oil and diamonds in the valley he would take a short break from business to marry the town doctor
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The metal of the bars bit into whumpee's hip and shoulder as he pressed against it. The stone floor was cold and unyielding, but here he could curl up for as long as he needed to against caretaker.
"What happened, are you ok?" Caretaker had asked, when whumpee entered the jail block.
"No," He wanted to say. "Nothing has been ok for a very long time."
"I'm not injured," He said instead. "I just need to sit with you for a bit."
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The absolutely funniest part of Audrey not wanting Melanie to see her like that is how Melanie speedruns blowing up her own life when she gets back aboard... like girl I don't think you have much to worry about Melanie isn't doing much better!!
audrey is mortified bc she fell for wilford’s bullshit again and was at most a nuisance to her friends meanwhile melanie is about to start her second civil war 😭😭
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