#kevin smiting

[geesegoose6969]

arduino goose

i am thinking of making an animatronic war goose...kevin smiting will be much easier with eye tracking lasers--hehehhehehehheh--blindness will not bode well for kevin

[mhittboi]

he's excited

[madcat-world]

SMITE: Yemoja, Goddess of Rivers - Kevin Sidharta

[the-fox-with-no-name]

Aftg skit: Foxes vs period simulator part 2: Coach Wymack

The team is recovering, Nicky still whimpering, Kevin lying dramatically across a bench like a fallen Victorian lady, and Matt nursing tea that Renee made.

Then the front door opens.

Coach Wymack enters, blinking at the carnage. “The hell happened in here?”

Neil, deadpan: “Empathy happened.”

All eyes turn to Abby, standing smugly by the simulator. She holds up the controller and tosses Wymack a challenging look.

“Your turn.”

Wymack scoffs. “You’ve gotta be kidding me. I’ve coached through injuries, riots, and whatever that thing Nicky cooked last week was.”

Nicky: “It was lentil casserole, and you ate two servings!”

Abby interrupts.

“Get in the chair, David.”

He opens his mouth to protest.

“Get. In. The. Chair.”

Wymack, reluctant as always, he sits down, grumbling under his breath as Abby straps him in “This is ridiculous. What’s the point of—”

WHIRRRR.

The machine starts humming. Abby has the remote. Her finger hovers like a god preparing to smite.

“This is for every time you said, ‘You’re just moody.’”

Click. Level 2.

“This is for every time you said, ‘Can’t you take something for it?’”

Click. Level 5.

Wymack groans. He adjusts his posture. “Alright, okay, that’s—hah—mild discomfort. I’m not—”

“‘It can’t be that bad, Abby.’” Click. Level 8.

Wymack’s breath catches. His hand goes to his side like someone just stabbed him.

Kevin stirs weakly from the floor. “Welcome... to hell... Coach.”

“Oh, we’re not done,” Abby says sweetly. She turns to face him, remote steady.

“The next time I get a period and you so much as blink wrong—”

Click. Level 10. MAXIMUM.

Wymack seizes. His spine arches. His soul leaves his body.

“MOTHER OF—”

The Foxes all flinch. Renee winces. Dan whispers a reverent, “Damn.”

Matt crosses himself.

Nicky’s phone is out, recording.

Wymack gasps, red-faced and trembling: “You’re all... stronger than I’ll ever be.”

Abby smiles.

“Good. Remember that next time I ask for heating pads.”

She powers down the machine. Wymack slumps in the chair, groaning like a man who’s seen God and been rejected.

Renee places a juice box gently in his lap.

Andrew, from across the room: “Weak.”

[upmost-rylan]

// animatic of the week, volt is my boi , stardust billy and Kevin belong to @123pinkaddison ! . VOLT. SMITE HIM.

[leroiestmortvivelareine]

My version of aftg as Homeric characters... on the premise that there are only two stories: The Iliad and The Odyssey.

Note - warriors fought on opposite sides but in classical mythology it's the actions of each individual that determine if they're a hero or not.

So the following is based on alignment of character (not necessarily alignment to the plot).

The mortals

Neil - Paris - wanting more than he should dare to want, starting a war that others wound up fighting but also sneakily killed the enemy's best warrior, choosing love above all else

Kevin - Helen - the face that launched a thousand ships... but still caught in a game she couldn't control

Andrew - Odysseus - not remotely invested in the battle but with the smarts to end it, always scheming

Dan and Matt - Hector - yes, Hector is so awesome he gets both. brave and pure-hearted warrior, family man

Aaron - Patroclus - intensely loyal, will risk his own life no matter how stupid his loved one is being

Renee - Nestor - respected and wise former warrior

Allison - Polyxena - istfg nobody except Reinaldo Arenas properly appreciates the EPICNESS of The Scene when, with every last eye upon her, she unfastens a single earring and casts it onto the scales below... ah... but when the FBI were trying to tell the Foxes they're all gonna be brutally murdered by the mafia and Allison, ALLISON speaks up first and says 'Fuck off you're clashing with my nail polish' or whatever she said... sigh. I get it.

Nicky - Aeneas - more a lover than a fighter

Wymack - Chiron - a wise teacher but who can and will kick your ass

Tetsuji - Priam - willing to sacrifice everyone to his dream

Riko - Agamemnon - total bastard whose greed started the war and whose cruelty kept it going

Jean - Cassandra - ignored and ridiculed despite having talents above everyone else's

Zane - Achilles - mighty warrior, but irrational when he feels slighted, loses his mind when he loses his love (I know, pity to waste him on a straight guy but he fits too well...)

Grayson - Ajax the Locrian - violent degenerate (and in this case does align with plot, sorry)

Thea - Penthesilea - badass battle queen of the amazons

Jasmine - Menelaus - appears to be in a position of power but is just swept up in events

Browning and Towns - slaves who were told to 'stay there and guard the boat, we won't be long'

Evermore - the walls of Troy

Exy - the wooden horse

The gods

(all are beholden to them; mortals may entreaty but do not really interact, each backs their own champion)

Ichirou - Poseidon - powerful destructive force

the ERC and particularly Rhemann - Athena - wisdom and justice

Nora - I want to say Aphrodite but really Zeus - will smite us all dead with a single sentence, we are doomed

I'd love to hear alternatives so don't be shy to disagree!

[vampiremeerkat]

so everyone can be at peace about eddy having pink hair and people wanting him with blue hair I created the headcanon that eddy has pink hair but dyes it blue since given his narcissism he kind of probably has pink hair feminine for him and he would dye it blue which is very plausible since given that Eddy wears different wigs in the series and given his extravagant personality I wouldn't doubt that Eddy would have a tendency to dye his hair and besides that it's cool to think that Eddy has blue hair which He dyes it and Anny has natural pink hair which I think is a cool detail for both genders

Eddy having pink hair is the only peace I accept, smite the heretics. A fun little side story you could go with, but this basically means he's dyeing his hair to save face in front of people who already know his hair his pink, which wouldn't make sense. He was born and raised in Peach Creek like most of the cast, and I doubt it he was dyeing his hair when he was a baby, or even before the age of 10. How many parents allow their 10-year-olds or younger to maintain a dyeing routine with these chemicals that eat your hair? This headcanon only works if someone who's known him for a long time, like Kevin, commented on his supposed dyeing habit in the show, but while Eddy is bullied for many things, his hair isn't one of them.

[stabbyfoxandrew]

and…what are some of those recs that you’d give kevin that would make him want to bleach his eyes…for science….

first of all, baby pink from the last ask. actually though i think kevin would kill himself after reading that, considering his and seth's beef. so never mind maybe.

this one wouldn't make him kill himself but it would make it hard for him to ever look at andrew or jeremy again...

i would give this one to kevin AND jean, because i am evil okay (dayurno beloved) makes me want to go insane and start barking like a dog

for maximum eye bleaching,,, this one. this one... is a lot. mind the tags anon. it's insane. kevin would have to be committed after reading this i fear

anyway : ) hi anon i hope you enjoy these. the green one will live in your mind rent free for the rest of your life in a horribly weird way. but such is life. dayurno (i think, if i'm wrong mari pls smite me) posted about it i think and i foolishly asked for it. i'll never be the same. neither would kevi

[humandisorderincarnatedean]

i just think dean in purgatory s8 where’s the angel era and castiel in s9 giving up his angel army era is not the destiel evidence people think it is, because I simply don’t think those actions were specific to the other persons.

like imagine for a second if like, jo had fallen into purgatory with dean, and then disappeared. or kevin. no doubt in my mind dean would have gone looking for them, and refused to just leave them behind there while he went back, because he sees protecting other people - especially people he cares about - as his responsibility. he would’ve seen it as his duty to bring the other person back and back into safety, and not just have left them there while he and benny searched for the human-portal. similarly while cas has certainly done his fair share of morally grey things in order to accomplish a greater good, I’m not sure that at the point he’s in at the tail end of s9- if hannah had pointed at a random human on the street and told him to smite them or he would lose all the angels’ trust and support in the war against metatron- that he would be able to bring himself to do that. he would see that as a waste of life, and preserving a human life would be worth losing his angel army over to him. dean didn’t do that because it was cas, but because it was someone he cared about. cas didn’t refuse to because it was dean, but because that’s not within him.

[geesegoose6969]

blessings be upon thee; flesh laden gosling of the astral flock–i have news.

much has happened in my absence--events that may explain my tumblr interlude…first and foremost there has been excellent progress in the smiting of kevin (bless his soul)

HOWEVER some unideal circumstances that have arisen from such warfare...ALAS I DIGRESS the primary and innately glorious message i must relay is this--kevin has been MOSTLY smited.

i shall explain myself in greater detail as soon as i am able to return to cvs–i have not yet found a nearby location to safely loiter in pursuit of free wifi (curse YOU father)

[madcat-world]

SMITE: Battle for Olympus - Kevin Sidharta

[deanswifey838]

I just watched the episode where kevin died. I'm sobbing. he did not deserve any of this. he deserves the world. not to be roped into all the hunting crap. he should've gone to college, gotten whatever smart person job, married his girlfriend, and had a happy ending. not getting smited by gadreel. why do all the best characters get killed off. also poor dean. everyone he loves and trusts gets killed. he deserves so much better. he deserves a life, happiness. everything.

[the-fox-with-no-name]

 D&D party lineup for the Foxes of All for the game: Session Zero: Classes and reactions. 

Nicky Hemmick – Bard (College of Eloquence)

No doubt. Flirty, chaotic, lives for drama. He has definitely tried to fuck a dragon mid-combat and thinks charisma is a weapon. Also the party’s emotional support and probably their unofficial morale member.

Nicky: What do you think, eloquent enough?

Andrew: Pathetic 

Aaron: Unoriginal 

Renee: I this is good

Dan Wilds – Paladin/Fighter (Oath of Devotion)

Tactical, tough, and protective. She leads with heart and grit, probably acts as the party's tank and field general. Her smites are righteous, and so is her temper when someone hurts her team.

Matt: damn

Neil: [Thumbs up.]

Kevin: You guys are making her the leader aren't you.

Matt: Like anyone would follow you, Kevin.

Andrew Minyard – Rogue (Assassin)

Silent, deadly, and always watching. Andrew doesn’t just sneak attack, he waits until you think you're safe, then casually ends you with one knife to the ribs. Possibly dips into Traits of Warlock for some edgy flavor and monk because of Renee.

Aaron: and there goes the campaign.

Nicky: Seriously its D&D you could be anyone you want and you choose yourself.

Renee: Honestly we need the Rogue energy anyway.

Aaron Minyard – Wizard/Artificer (School of Transmutation or Alchemist)

Clever, precise, and it fits his medical studies. The guy treats magic like surgery, calculated, scientific, and very little room for error. Healing potions are “for other people.”

Neil: What does that mean?

Nicky: pretty boring (yawns)

Aaron: fuck you two, and yes for other people. I'm not wasting my gold on Mr meat grinder here.

Matt Boyd – Fighter (Champion or Battle Master)

Classic heavy-hitter. He’s got that disciplined strength and training, the kind who tanks hits for his friends without hesitation. Probably gives big "protective older brother" energy in battle.

Dan: Looks good.

Nicky: Hot and loaded

Matt: Nicky knock it off!

Andrew: A human shield, perfect.

Renee Walker – Cleric/Monk (Peace or Mercy Domain / Way of the Open Hand)

Graceful and serene, but will kick your ass if you harm the innocent. Uses her fists and her faith to bring peace through both comfort and pain. She’s the calm before the storm, but she is also the storm.

Nicky: Badass!

Andrew [dead panly agrees.]

Dan: Thank God we got a healer. 

Neil: Stop looking at me, Kevin.

Allison Reynolds – Sorcerer (Divine Soul or Shadow Magic)

Comes from power and doesn’t apologize for it. Her magic is as fierce as her fashion sense, and she’s not above vaporizing someone who disrespects her. Charisma stat through the roof.

Alison: “It's Alison, bitch.”

Matt and Aaron: Oh no.

Dan: What?

Nicky: (cheering) Shopping Session here we come!

Neil and Kevin: shit!

Neil Josten – Warlock/Barbarian (Hexblade/Fiend + Path of the Zealot)

The hothead of the group who rages in combat and makes shady pacts to survive. A walking contradiction of emotion and silence, trauma and fury. His rage is… just infernal.

Kevin: He is going to get us killed.

Nicky: um… this is supposed to be fun!

Andrew: Tragic Junky.

Renee: deep character backstory. 

Aaron: probably unreliable in the narrative sense. 

Kevin Day – Paladin/Warlock (Oath of Vengeance + Undying Patron)

Fights like a holy warrior possessed. There’s righteousness in him, but also obsession and darkness. He made a pact for power, but not for himself, probably to avenge something. Drinks holy water like it’s fucking whiskey.

Nick: That's gross dude and seriously what is going on with these characters. 

Andrew: In poorly adjusted twentysomethings who are attempting to process life through pipe dreams, trauma is the narrative shorthand for emotional depth.

Matt: Did he just?

Neil: [broke the fourth wall] yep.

[ultragift]

FROM: @v1U TOO: @ssstrawberryflowers

Watching A Movie Together By V1U (Happy Holidays!)

“Is this truly necessary to enjoy the holidays, Machine?”

the golden angel had asked, observing with intense curiosity the way this object, no, this being arranged the dilapidated insides of the abandoned house the two of them had wandered into something a little more palpable.

The living room, in particular, had been organized with random decorations the machine had found strewn about in the house’s attic, tinsel tossed carefully across the furniture and fake snow puffs thrown about. Once finished, V1 sat down in front of a couch that faced a large television, patting the space next to them.

“Alright, you got me.”

Gabriel sat down close, with the machine almost immediately making themself comfortable on the angel’s lap, grabbing a hold of the remote and turning the television on. Before changing the output it was on, the TV blasted static and dead air, a brief interruption that reminded the angel that the both of them were in a now abandoned world.

It didn’t bother V1 much as they changed the output quickly and switched to the main menu screen of a movie named “Home Alone”.

The movie consisted of a mischievous blond boy who was stuck at home during the holidays, having to defend himself from burglars with various well thought out traps that caused the thieves to retreat, before his family returns and reunites with the boy as they enjoy the rest of their Christmas together.

Gabriel didn’t know why they were doing this.

Almost a few months ago, he recalled the brutal bloodied fighting and the machine’s cold hands strangling his neck, and now, their fingers were intertwined as the machine rested their head on his shoulder, watching the particularly grainy film.

Part of him still resented how he had fallen from Heaven for this creature, how easy he caved to sin and how he felt warm and complex feelings in the arm of this machine. When the movie played out fully, Gabriel slowly realized the entire point.

The machine wanted to grant Gabriel the gift of celebrating a normal holiday, for once. Instead of being plagued with war, tasks by God, and smiting, he deserved a break full of gentleness and care.

He hadn’t realized the machine was capable of such actions until they would start laughing (shaking their shoulders in silence, more like) at the beats of the burglars getting hurt by the traps.

“V1,” Gabriel whispered.

V1 paused the movie, and whirred their head to look at him, tilting their head in confusion. Was he not enjoying the movie?

Gabriel shook his head. “No, it’s not that. I just...”

The angel found it hard not to tear up, as he slowed his breaths and pulled V1 into an embrace, rubbing his helmet against V1’s head.

“...Thank you for doing this for me. I had no idea why in the beginning, I thought it was a waste of time, to enjoy human activities for the sake of simply enjoying them. But, being in this decorated environment with you so close to me, as we watch this movie...I realized you wanted to give me my first Christmas.”

V1 took their hand away from Gabriel’s grasp for a moment to clap for a few seconds. Yes! He figured it out! With a happy beep, the machine wrapped their arms around his shoulders and hugged him a second time.

“Well, it has been a perfect one...Despite not having any frame of reference except this movie, and I can say with the utmost confidence that I am having a much better time than this ‘Kevin’ child was.” Gabriel chuckled.

The machine shook their shoulders in laughter at that, nodding and resuming the movie.

Gabriel couldn’t contain his tears at seeing the mother overjoyed with relief at her son being safe and the endeavor ending with a lovely display of the rest of Kevin’s family following and abandoning their fancy vacation in favor of being with Kevin and his mother.

V1 patted his back in comfort as Gabriel had to fetch a tissue and wipe the stray tears that left his helmet. He felt a little embarrassed at how badly this movie got to him since most things didn’t.

They couldn’t really explain why they were doing this for Gabriel, other than the angel had also changed the machine to think of life as more than just surviving off of blood.

Ever since Gabriel agreed to basically be their personal blood bag, their life got easier and they had to learn to indulge in other pleasures other than combat and fueling up, which lead to an interest in enjoying human activities, such as watching movies and relaxing.

So, when December rolled around in the calendar, V1 got the idea to celebrate it with Gabriel! It wasn’t particularly easy, having to scour around various cities for a still-working television with a CD player and a copy of the movie that was still intact, but they had to learn how to use the TV in the first place!

They believed it was all worth it, though, when Gabriel had tears streaming down his helmet as he slowly learned the meaning of Christmas was to spend it with those you loved. It was something that took V1 a long time to learn, and even understand, but once they did...They knew it was something they had to share with him.

Did he like the movie? Gabriel nodded as he sat back against the couch, a deep sigh escaping his lips. “Yes. I did. I really, really did. Thank you, V1.” You’re very welcome.

The machine rested their head yet again on Gabriel’s shoulder as they draped a nearby blanket over them both and closed their optic. Maybe the two should end the night with a well-deserved rest?

“Yes, that sounds like a wonderful idea...” And so they did.

[crossover-enthusiast]

Dude I was laughing for 5 months straight at this tiktokI saved it was basically a man yelling at his wife calling her a smite, my mind immediately went to making an animation of Atticus yelling at Lila for sleeping with Kevin lol 😭😭😭😭😭

HAHA

Do it