#goose problems

[geesegoose6969]

frickkkkk someone asked abt non marxist socialism and i deleted it on accident--if ur that person heres my answer cuz i originally misinterpreted ur question cuz im silly:

socialism out of the context of a stepping stone to communism isnt rly a thing in my opinion. its demsoc or socdem--its just semantics tho and again this is just my opinion following reading a ton of marx lol

most people's def of 'socialism' is actually socdem

[micahmaeve]

[hipsternumbertwo]

Favorite Angela Moments 61/∞: Spork

[unremarkable-gods]

Top Gun 1986 as my whatsapp chat history part 2: electric boogaloo

once again, unfortunately, featuring my ex as slider in image 3

part 1

[starry-bi-sky]

DPXDC Idea: Mother of Monsters Dan(yal)

Specifically Fem!Dan because I made this in mind with my Fem Danyal Au bUT. The best part about Dan is that I get to play dress up with her, and Fem Dark Dany is gonna go by Layal (pronounced lae-el) because it means "the nights" and it sounds similar to Danyal, and I think she'd choose that name to mock Dany. ANYWAYS

Mother of Monsters Danyal. She may be evil but she's an Al Ghul at her core (even with vlad's soul merged with hers - however, considering that Layal looks and sounds like Dany, she considers that soul to be the more dominant one.) and loves animals. And she might be heartless, but she adores the monsters of the infinite realms.

Mother of Monsters Layal who hates everyone but utterly dotes and adores on every manner of beast she comes across. Stealing the eggs and infant young beasts of the Infinite Realms to raise as her own because she wanted them. Her own island full of monsters, a monstrous menagerie of her own. She steals most often from poachers or exotic pet keepers and other menageries -- the full grown beasties can keep their young.

And with every monster she raises, she can shapeshift their features onto herself, allowing her to change her shape from humanish to any matter of monster or hybrid creature. She calls herself their mother, and them her children. Her precious little babies, capable of incredible mass destruction and mayhem.

From little griffins the size of kittens, to stymphalian vulture chicks, and leviathan young hatching from eggs the size of her pinkie, to creatures native of the ghost zone that didn't even have names in the living realm. There really wasn't a limit to what or who she would take in and she didn't limit herself to any form of mythology. If they were beasts and they were unwanted, she wanted them. And as such, amassed her own mini army of "children" willing to listen to her any command.

Earth doesn't know what hit it when she attacks them.

There are many monstrous forms she could take on, the first one I've thought of is a combination of various serpentine/reptilian features. The body of a naga -- her lower half long and serpentine, her upper still human -- with spiked fins connecting from the bottom of her arms to her sides, ever seen Sinbad where Eris goes "you might have seen my likeness on the temple walls" and her arms do that fin thingy? Same concept. Her hands are webbed and taloned, perfect for slicing through the skin of the living, and her teeth are needle-sharp and shark like. Her hair can either be spiny and feathery-like like the spines of a lionfish, or frilled like a frilled-neck lizard. It's perfect for dealing and doting on her reptilian and amphibian-inclined darlings.

I'm more of a fan of aus where Dan is a sibling of Danny's rather than their kid, so Layal's redemption(..?? probation?) proceeds with her legally becoming Danyal's "twin" sister, who had been lost to the foster system before the Fentons adopted Dany, and was only recently reunited with her. The two of them look so alike that the lie is easy to take root and spread.

Layal is very indignant to the fact that she's now ten years in the past and has to restart her menagerie all over again. Do you know how much blood and sweat went into raising those children? How dare you separate them from their mummy. Although she'll admit she does miss their juvenile years, so she won't mind (too much) needing to raising them again. Dany is helping her retrieve all of them though, dammit.

long story short: epic the musical's "Scylla" has a CHOKEHOLD on me and this is the result of it

Unlike her Dan counterpart, Layal's voice is dancing and sirenic. It's purposely alluring and motherly, in order to lure people into a false sense of security until she feeds them to her "children." Echidna doesn't have shit on her. She almost seems friendly and reasonable, until you get too close and realize it was all an act and she drops it to metaphorically swallow you whole. She's like an anglerfish that way. She and Dany both sound like Scylla from Epic.

[ang331]

[cannibalcreeps]

"He's the wanderer

Yeah, the wanderer

He roams around, around, around, around"

[goosefilms]

ralph fiennes in strange days ( 1995 ) .

[geesegoose6969]

Shut up omg socialism literally exists?? What would u call scandinavian countries??? Let me guess. State capitalism? Tankie.

girl what. u almost had a semantic argument...then u kinda...chat what does this mean? honk? (?)

[gh0stlightblog]

My parents keep loudly mentioning my "helmet fetish" and they're not wrong but why you gotta say it at a family dinner 💀

[captain-space-kin]

Just finished rewatching seasons 1 & 2 and it’s got me thinking about like Zane’s general characterization, and like what happened between then and now. Something I did notice is that, despite Zane’s personality being very noticeably different (even before the Nindroid reveal), he is still One of the Boys tm. Like they write him as teenage boy, because ya know he is one. Despite being considered more mature he still does the pranks, and the quips, and participates in the more silly behavior the rest of the core four do. And at some point they just stopped doing that. Which has this side effect of making it seem like Zane isn’t at all close to the people he’s been hanging out with for the last 18 seasons of television he’s been in. Idk hashtag make Zane One of the Boys tm again

[dreamingofbabylon]

it goes without saying that ALR is a blight upon this earth but "my uncle Bumpy gave me a tin can full of rocks" is like. one of my favorite sentences ever. it absolutely delights me

[ducklooney]

Gladstone Gander as Loki (Gladstone Laufeyson) - What If...? Mickey and friend became Avengers

I think it's from the new Avengers issue where Donald and his friends became Marvel superheroes, where in this issue Donald became like the god Thor, who is the Norse god of thunder, and here it's about where Gladstone Gander, Donald's cousin, became Loki, the Norse god of misfortune and evil. Interestingly, Gladstone, although supposedly a happy duck (goose), actually represents something that is the opposite of him, but you can sense a conflict between Donald and Gladstone, since Thor and Loki are brothers and sons of Odin. In my opinion, this is a good thing and finally that the Disney authors did the right thing. It's a big shame that these comics, or rather the stories in these comics, turned out to be very bad in my opinion and are mostly for the little children who read them (although the question is whether they will buy them). Again, this is just my opinion. Source of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/DuckComix/comments/1j5j7gw/gladstone_laufeyson/

[charlottcharles]

Arvel "I Think I Will Cause Problems On Purpose" Skeen

[not-xpr-art]

Inside no 9 - Series 9 painting studies ~

Final series!!!

This series (at least the screen shots I picked lol) is so dark which, again, is great for me cos dark is really easy to paint lol!

I never thought I'd end up painting a tube station tbh and whilst doing so I did realise how weird of a shape tube stations are?? like when you're in them I don't think you really notice but... you're literally in like a weird shiny tunnel it's so odd pfft...

It was honestly kinda fun to do a completely black and white painting for this series with the Mulberry Close one especially since I think that piece turned out legitimately SO creepy and I really like it lol!

& of COURSE I had to paint the 'number nine!' moment from CTRL ALT ESC lol!

There were a few shots from The Curse Of The Ninth I was toying with drawing, but in the end went with the most classic gothic looking one! (did have to turn the brightness waaay up to see it though lol)

Also feels v fitting that the last painting I did was also their last shot of the series! (I'll say that I didn't know it was the last shot when I picked this shot since the documentary hadn't come out yet lol it's just a spooky coincidence lol!)

There isn't much else to say other than thank you to everyone AGAIN (for the 50th time probs) for continuing to support this series (& honestly all my in9 artworks and writing!)

I've genuinely really adored being in this lil fandom with a bunch of the loveliest freaks (affectionate) for the last 6 or so months and this series was part of my way of expressing that appreciation to both the show & you guys <3 <3 <3