#kinda wanna make him my pfp he’s so

[ohitslen]

Sharing a meal

I wrote something for this below the cut if you’re interested :)

They never eat anything too tasty, surviving with packeted rations and canned food in their journey. Sometimes they would stop at a little restaurant and eat a nice meal; it really tasted like something gourmet after days of going with grain bars and dry jerky.

There were fleeting moments in between conversations in which one of them would remember some dish, from back in the day when things were easier and they didn’t worry about too many things. They never went deeper into the topic, just mentioning how they missed a good meal.

Staying at an inn or any motel was an expensive thing to pay for. However sometimes they had some extra money from an odd job Vash did or from Wolfwood’s undertaker services, and they would always rent a room as a treat for themselves.

It was a surprise when they entered the room and saw a small kitchen. The space was a little too cramped but it had everything they needed, it was like a deluxe room when they though about all the places they had been at. None of them had a kitchen at all, maybe they had a tiny stove or a mini fridge, perhaps a table sometimes but never the whole set together.

They both looked at each other to confirm they really were seeing the thing, smiling excitedly.

They could make a meal for themselves.

Vash knew how to cook, he had done some work on kitchens throughout his life. A few times he helped Rem when he was a child, he knows how to defend himself. Yet he didn’t know any recipes by heart, not any that would be inside their budget at least. He could get creative and probably whip up a thing or two if he was given enough time.

“I know what to do” Wolfwood said with a smile that irradiated a melancholic warmth interrupting his thoughts . A smile Vash had only seen when he talked about the things he loved.

Vash didn’t suggest anything in the end and just followed what the other man told him to do.

He went to buy all the things Wolfwood asked him for. Vegetables and some thoma meat. There seemed to be some spices in the room so he only bought garlic and onion as per Wolfwood’s request.

When Vash got back, he found Nick at the table arranging the ingredients the kitchen already had. He was already showered, hair messy and with droplets of water hanging on the tips. Getting closer, he could smell the soap, the cheap shampoo and the lingering scent of nicotine that never seemed to go away. He was changed into a black, long sleeved shirt and a pair of loose dark blue pants.

His overall appearance made Vash think how the edges of the man were less sharp, he seemed more relaxed and at ease, even if it wasn’t entirely the case. He just looked, soft.

“Hey welcome back, did you bring what I asked you for or will I have to use your meat for this?” Wolfwood greeted him without looking up from his task, the ingredients being the most interesting thing in the world it seemed.

Something warm pooled at the pit of Vash’s stomach, he didn’t know why that was and didn’t bother to think about it either, just enjoying the feeling.

Smiling, he placed the bags on the table in front of Wolfwood, taking out its contents. “I’m sure I brought everything yeah, I hope my life can be spared”.

The priest snorted at him and grabbed a potato that was rolling off the table. “Aight then, make yourself useful and start washing these and then chop ‘em to reasonable bitable sizes”. Losing no time, he took the meat and was cutting it while giving out the instructions.

While Vash was washing and chopping, the other was already preparing the meat putting it in a pot with boiling water. Once Vash was finished with all he was asked to do, Wolfwood ushered him to take a shower while the food was done, wanting to have more space in the narrow place. Vash did as told in that as well.

The shower felt great, all of the gross stickiness from the sweat and other things were finally washed off from his body. He felt light and a thousand times more content.

As he opened the door the smell hit him in the face, a delicious scent that surely tasted even better. Wolfwood was stirring the pot, poking some of the potatoes to make sure they were on the right term, and they seemed to be as he turned off the stove.

Vash got closer, mouth already watering just from the thought of how it’d taste “That smells so good! What did you make?” He asked with a big grin plastered all over his face.

Wolfwood pointed at the table with his hand, signaling him to sit down a little dismissively while he looked for the bowls on his own. It seemed like he was the kind that with less people on the kitchen when he was there, the better. “Just a broth, nothing too wow it’s something easy, and on budget”. Vash hummed with wonder and served two cups of water to busy himself with something.

Wolfwood poured the two servings of the broth, it was still hot and the bowl must surely be scalding. Yet Wolfwood’s calloused hands never flinched, placing their food on the table without much trouble along with a pair of long spoons.

“Be careful or you will murder your tongue” he warned and Vash chuckled.

“Thanks for the heads up chef, ‘preciate it” the other just scoffed at the title and sat down across him .

They both mixed the broth while blowing at it in hopes for it to cool down a little. However seeing how they were both starving and didn’t care too much about getting burnt or not, they just started to dig in.

Wolfwood was eating eagerly, having spoonful after spoonful of his food. He was beyond delighted. It had been a long time since he had the chance to prepare the broth he used to have back at the Orphanage.

“It’s…delicious” he heard Vash say in a low and calm tone. When he looked up to see the man, he was shocked to find him with reddish eyes that were glistening with tears. It didn’t seem like when was doing a show or anything of the sorts, he just seemed…at peace.

It wasn’t anything extravagant, quite possibly one of the most simple dishes Vash has ever eaten. It was made with the things that they could afford with the little money they could spare, the ingredients were definitely not of the best quality, the vegetables could have used a little more time on the pot. And it was delicious.

Vash felt incredibly warm inside, similar to how he felt when Wolfwood greeted him when he got back, just a thousand times stronger. The first sip he had of it tasted like the best thing ever cooked in his whole life, something he would have every day of the year for the rest of eternity. He didn’t know why that was at first, but after having a second spoon of it he could tell what it was.

It tasted like home.

The flavor of it, it was homely, the savor of melancholy. It tasted like their conversations about missing the past. The tang of the times they would have a peaceful night in the desert grilling worm meat around a campfire. It reminded him when he got sick and an old lady had given him a bowl of soup. It tasted like the first time Rem had given them a try of what meat and vegetables tasted like. It tasted like all the things he missed, and the things Nicholas most likely missed too.

The familiarity of it made him feel fuzzy and full on the inside, and he couldn’t stop eating. He was slow while doing it, wanting to savor every bit of what he could have while it lasted. It was rich, it was simple and it was perfect.

“…You want some more?” At some point, Nicholas had already finished his own bowl and brought the pot over to serve himself again. He looked at Vash with something soft in his eyes the other could not name, his voice was gentle and gravely, sweet and easy on his ears just adding more to the warmth inside of him.

“Yes…yes please” Vash answered, voice cracking a little. Nicholas served him, the sound of the liquid being poured soothing his soul.

Vash ate again, and Wolfwood was looking at him. The priest was taking small sips of water from his cup, always holding it against his mouth even if he wasn’t drinking anything. Vash didn’t really notice when he had started tearing up, thick streams of salty water running through his cheeks, a pool of them welling up at his chin and falling down the wooden table making a puddle of happy tears.

Vash enjoyed the heartfelt broth. He was happy, that bit of simplicity was enough to make him forget of everything else and just focus on that moment.

It was so mundane. Vash smiled with overflowing tears in his eyes while Wolfwood just watched with a fond smile of his own behind his empty cup of water.

At that moment, they were not in a random room at a random place. They were in a place where they had brought their home to, sharing a meal with each other.

[donaviolet]

Friendship is the most special thing in the world because no award could be give me bigger happiness than jumping around in my room and smiling because my pookie asked me if I wanted to match pfps

[kyuuppi]

Genshin men Instagram HCs

Ft. Xiao; Scaramouche; Zhongli; Childe; Alhaitham; Kaveh; Tighnari

(gender neutral reader but wears a dress in Scara & Zhongli's parts)

Xiao // @ a1atus

★ ★ pre-relationship ★ ★

Very rarely posts

Never pictures of himself, you’ll only see his face in tagged photos

If he does post, it’s probably a new album cover of a band he likes, a particularly good plate of almond tofu from his favorite café, or—if he’s in a particularly good mood—a cute stray cat that befriended him on the street

Never edits anything but still takes pretty decent photos because he understands basic composition rules

Never tags anything but will sometimes write simple captions like “new guitar”

His pfp has not changed since he made his account and its literally just the blandest selfie you’ve ever seen—but he’s effortlessly photogenic so even when he’s just staring at the camera with a blank expression he looks hot

★ ★ in a relationship ★ ★

Xiao will unintentionally do his loyal boyfriend duties and like all of your posts but he never actually leaves a comment unless you specifically ask him to but you have to tell him what to say or else you’ll just get something like “your hair is nice” LOL

Maybe makes one post related to you but it doesn’t have your face—just picture of your hands holding each other or a photo he secretly took of you from behind as you admire some paintings from when he took you on an art gallery date

Still doesn’t write much in captions but if the post includes you, he always adds a little black heart emoji 🖤

Scaramouche // @ balladeer

★ ★ pre-relationship ★ ★

Vehemently claims he’s not chronically online but he definitely is

Def has a dark / emo aesthetic profile and puts more effort into it than he’d ever admit

Uses stories pretty frequently

Usually to show off his game stats and victories or to vent about some annoying inconvenience that's just happened to him 

balladeer Jfc the train is late again I may as well just walk home everyday ffs

All his late night gaming photos are so highly saturated in his pitch black bedroom, the only source of light being his screen on max brightness and his violet RGB keyboard. If you raise the screen brightness on your phone you might be able to make out some empty Monster cans and ramen cups on his desk—he absolutely gives Discord / Reddit mod vibes 🤢

Definitely has a story archive just for Valorant 🤮

I wanna fuck him so bad it makes me look stupid—

Posts a few selfies to show a new piercing or the very rare occasion where he’s feeling really confident in his looks

unintentionally thirst traps the emo boy lovers; yes, I am talking about you and I—

Lightly edits photos or uses filters to make them look good but nothing extreme or super aesthetic, mostly just for decent contrast

Usually the first one to see any of his friends posts but never ‘likes’ them

Will leave snarky or sarcastic comments when the mood strikes tho

His pfp is a candid picture someone else took that he thinks he looks decent in—sticking his tongue out and giving double middle fingers to the camera

★ ★ in a relationship ★ ★

Makes a post or story for every date you guys have, even if it’s just a vague picture of your shoes together

He likes to show off that he has such an attractive s/o but also lowkey just wants to have a memory to look back on for the nights he feels lonely

Doesn’t post just you though, he’s always in frame holding you or touching you in some way—he feels the need to put some sort of claim cause he thinks people are gonna shoot their shot with you—he’s kinda paranoid and insecure, pls have patience w him

Likes and comments on all of your posts. Sometimes it's a snarky quip like if you post about you and your friends doing something funny he might comment “lmao ur so dumb” but if its a selfie or something you’re proud of, he leaves a little compliment and heart emoji.

YN0103 [bedroom mirror selfie of you shyly posing in a dress]

YN0103  Bought a new dress today…it’s not my usual style but I rlly like it 🥺

balladeer cute 💜

If anyone ever confronts him in person about his nice comments on your posts tho he’ll get flustered and claim his account was temporarily hacked LOL

His heart def flutters when you post a picture of him on your own account

He kinda can’t believe you’re proud enough of him to publicly post about him

Changes his pfp to the two of you together and, if you zoom in and squint, you can tell he’s kind of smiling <3

Zhongli // @ rex_lapis

★ ★ pre-relationship ★ ★

I’m sorry but I have to do it…

He has Facebook grandpa vibes

Like he has no idea how to use half of the features; stories are an absolute mystery to him. What is a reel?

But he tries to be supportive of his friends and will leave way-too eloquent comments with a Wikipedia levels of supplemental information

a1atus [ photo of a shiny Fender acoustic guitar laying on what seems to be a bed]

a1atus new guitar

rex_lapis Lovely new instrument, Xiao. You seem to have quite good tastes – that particular model is popular among many professional musicians. It is well renowned for its clear sound and beautiful mahogany exterior. If you wouldn’t mind, I would love to hear you play it someday over tea.

a1atus @ rex_lapis thanks

the way I cackled writing that exchange ygweyufgwyu Xiaos just like ‘thanks for commenting dad’

His pfp is not him—it’s probably a famous painting he likes or a beautiful white flower from a garden he visited

★ ★ in a relationship ★ ★

If you want him to improve his Insta game, you’re going to have to teach him, I’m sorry

On the up side, Zhongli is a great student and is eager to learn anything you teach him

Will try to post pretty regularly; usually somewhat mediocre photos of beautiful scenery like sunsets and flowers

Like Scaramouche, he enjoys the idea of documentary your time together so he posts something at the end of each of your dates

Your heart lowkey melts when Zhongli, very earnestly, asks after dinner if you’ll allow him to take a selfie with you to post on his Instagram

Regularly asks for feedback on his posts to ensure he’s properly taking your advice and improving :,)

He even starts organizing and naming story archives on his profile—simple titles like “tea,” “nature,” “friends,” and “my dearest”

Likes and comments on every single one of your posts and replies to all of your stories, even if he was there with you

Usually just lathers you in compliments on your beauty or tastes but they’re so thoughtfully written that it’s obvious he’s not “just saying it” and genuinely believes all the kind things about you he writes

YN1231 [photo of you twirling in a summer dress amidst a colorful of bed of flowers in a botanical garden, take by your friend]

YN1231 It’s finally starting to feel like spring! 🌸🌼🌺

rex_lapis While the camelias are lovely, they pale in comparison to your radiance. Your yellow sundress is also quite lovely and compliments your complexion in the morning sunlight. Truly a divine sight. 

balladeer @ YN1231 @ rex_lapis ugh can you guys keep it in the DMs

- Changes his pfp to a selfie of himself smiling after you told him he should. The angle is a little odd but he’s so naturally attractive that he still manages to look good. 

Ajax // @ tartaglia_on_top 

★ ★ pre-relationship ★ ★

Doesn’t post too often but when he does, it kinda gives stereotypical frat boy

Like, lots of parties and shirtless beach photos with his friends

The surprise is the occasional posts of his little siblings and kids he volunteers with in between

He sometimes posts championship and practice photos from his martial arts competitions with captions thanking his team and mentors

Is pretty popular—has a few thousand followers, many are people he met just once or twice at parties or genuine friends and classmates, but the vast majority are online fans who just follow cause he’s hot LOL

Is the type of person you followed once after meeting a long time ago and never talk to again but you can’t bring yourself to unfollow cause he’s nice and his updates are kinda interesting and he’s hot

Isn’t online that much so he doesn’t like/comment on his friends’ every post but usually tries to leave congratulatory messages when someone accomplishes something or graduates

His pfp is a closeup of himself with a boyish grin he cropped from a group photo

★ ★ in a relationship ★ ★

It is super obvious when you guys start dating cause almost every post from that point is about you in some way LOL

tartaglia_on_top [photo of Ajax, sweaty and exhausted but clearly excited as he holds a trophy in one hand with the other wrapped around your waist while he presses a kiss to your cheek]

tartaglia_on_top Officially a 3 year championship winner! Thanks to my biggest supporter @ YN0720 😘

He’s not even consciously trying to post you all the time, it just happens because you are either always together or any memorable moment he thinks are worth an Insta post involve you in some way

You’re the only person, aside from his family - that he actually likes/comments on all posts for

Is the type of boyfriend to leave those super dramatic, embarrassing comments on your selfies like “DAAAMN BABE 🥵 finna make me act UP” and, in one particularly shameless case, “god youre so hot pls step on me queen 😍” 

Please block him

He shamelessly liked all your past posts from before you too met as well—you were kinda mortified to wake up one morning to a notification that just said “what a lil cutie ❤️” on a post of yourself from seventh grade. 

Changes his pfp to a couple selfie he took of the two of you kissing on a winter vacation in the mountains

Kaveh // @ kaveh.designs

★ ★ pre-relationship ★ ★

Obsessed with having an aesthetic profile

Like, the color palette of the background and clothing in his pfp selfie are carefully matched with the cover of each of his story archives, down to the hex code

He carefully edits every post and uses filters to make them all fit with his theme no matter how inaccurate to real life they may become

“Huh…I thought your bedroom wall was a bit more orange than this…” 

“Oh, that’s cause I use 30% Juno in all my bedroom photos for a warmer finish.”

“???”

Despite his aesthetic profile, he doesn’t come off as particularly vain or narcissistic—only posts selfies when he’s has a particularly good hair day or changed his accessories

Most of his posts are of places he travels to (museums and big cities with interesting architecture) or his own sketches and rendered design projects

Online pretty frequently, always checks insta when he wakes up, before bed, and during lunch breaks

His stories are often project updates, interesting things he encounters throughout the day, or food photos

Only likes posts he actually likes and sometimes comments with photography critiques

tighnar1 [photo of a cluster of three bright blue mushrooms clustered against vibrant green grass and patches of dark, wet soil]

tighnar1 Proof the forest is an amazing place: found this beautiful little cluster of juvenile Rakkhashava mushrooms on my hike today. Great spotting by @ colleeei. Check my story for some cool mushroom facts. 🍄

kaveh.designs great photo composition, Tigh, perfect golden ratio on the caps.

tighnar1 @ kaveh.designs Thanks I guess…

Has a decent number of followers, many of whom are also artists familiar with Kaveh’s reputation from the Kshahrewar. Others just like his OOTD stories and charming smile

★ ★ in a relationship ★ ★

Kaveh revamps his entire profile once you two become official

His pfp becomes a candid taken by a stranger of the two of you together at an aquarium, holding hands as you point something out to him through the glass

It was taken by a photographer working at the aquarium as part of a promotion—the photographer showed you two the photo and asked for permission to post it on their official website and Kaveh was absolutely obsessed with the photo—it’s still one of his favorite and it doesn’t even show your faces

He still matches his archived story covers to his new pfp but his actual feed had become a lot more relaxed and natural now

He still slightly edits photos so they look as good as possible, but he doesn’t like using filters on photos of you or the two of you together because he thinks it would be a disservice to your natural beauty

Like Ajax, his posts and stories naturally become mostly about you whether scenes from your dates—candid photos he takes of you where he insists you look like art even though you’re just in pajamas with an unmade face—or even photos of things he sees throughout the day that remind him of you

Sometimes he posts stories of funny reels or art pieces he knows you’d like and tags you in them with messages like “@YN0709 omg remember when we were talking abt this?” and “me & @ YN0709💕”

Similar to Childe, leaves the most downbad, dramatic comments on your posts

YN0709 [swimsuit selfie]

YN0709 happy summer! ☀️🌊

kaveh.designs Oh my god my heart– 💘 I cannot believe I get to come home to this every night 👅💦

YN0709 @ kaveh.designs omg kaveh pls 💀

al_haitham @ kaveh.designs Every time I see one of your comments I regret ever learning how to read.

Alhaitham // @ al_haitham  

★ ★ pre-relationship ★ ★

Only made an account so his friends would stop bothering him about not keeping up with things tbh

Checks his feed a few times a day but skips through stories if they’re too long/too many

Absolutely hates concert stories the most cause they’d loud, long, and filled with off-key drunken singing

Never likes or comments on anything unless it’s really interesting to him

Occasionally shares reels in his story that are like interesting history facts or official Akademiya announcements

Has a few posts (and only cause Kaveh would not shut up about it) but they’re mostly just pictures of book covers he’d just finished reading with a detailed review or literary analysis as the caption—but he’s mindful of avoiding spoilers for those who haven’t read it

However, he does have one post that stands out quite a bit

He posted an unintentional gym third trap because he just happened to be working out, as is routine, and thought it might be nice to share some tips on proper rope pushdown form 

If you’re not a gym babe and don’t know what this is, I beg of you, please look up a gif or video and imagine Alhaitham doing this, shirtless. You’re welcome.

It has become his most popular post by far

His pfp is probably taken straight from his faculty ID card: plain background, bright lighting, neutral facial expression

★ ★ in a relationship ★ ★

After you two have become official and are pretty comfortably established in your relationship, he’ll post a photo of the two of you—probably one you took - with a simple caption like “Late night at Puspa Café with my favorite person 💚”

Everyone who knows him freaks out in the comments with variations of “omg hathie got an s/o???” and “wow he finally posted a normal pic of himself, y/n is a good influence” but he doesn’t reply to any of them lmao

If you use Instagram a lot, he’ll naturally become more active too because he enjoys learning more about what you like through your posts and stories

He likes all of your posts but never comments—if one of your posts interests him, he’d prefer to wait until he sees you later to ask you about it in person 

He just wants an excuse to talk to you more

As he becomes more active, little bits and pieces of your relationship naturally infiltrate his feed

His latest book review post has your favorite mug in the background because the two of you had breakfast together

His informational story post of an antique Sumerian emerald he found at a street vendor is being modeled by your pretty hands because you were with him when he saw it and later given to you after the vendor insisted on Alhaitham gifting it to his “beautiful spouse”

He changes his profile picture to the two of you from one of your many reading dates, comfortably lounging on a loveseat in a quiet corner of the library—and this time, he’s softly smiling

Tighnari // @ t1ghnar1

Surprisingly active on social media

He thinks social media is a great way to share information about the importance of forest conservation and get people to appreciate the beauty of Avidya forest

Makes one post almost every day and multiple stories

Needless to say, 90% of his posts are of plants or small animals he finds on his hikes or while working

His most popular posts are those of cute squirrels and birds that are being nursed back to health after being found wounded—animals just seem to naturally love him so the pictures are usually taken by his coworkers because his arms are full with cuddly animals that refuse to move

The other 10% of his posts are from the occasional hang outs with friends or coworkers after work—snaps of iced fruit teas from Puspa café or colorful clay plates overflowing with Collei’s homemade pita pockets. 

He makes sure to reply to or at least like every comment, particularly those from people asking questions about the plants he posts or how to become a forest ranger. Even simple “wow that's so cool” comments often get at least a “thanks, glad you liked it” from Tighnari

He tends to use some cute forest or food emoji when they fit with his posts. For example, 🍄,🥙,🦊,🐦, etc.

Also tends to use “:)” when replying to his followers because he knows it can be difficult to read tone in text-based communications

Tigh is basically a social media manager at this point oops

Because he is online so much, he naturally keeps up with almost everything his friends post and will like or comment on things he finds interesting

His pfp is a selfie of himself with a small yellow bird perched on his shoulder from one of his patrols

★ ★ in a relationship ★ ★

All Tighnaris written by me WILL follow the “fennec foxes mate for life” trope regardless of AU, it is an indisputable law of the universe

If you’re in a relationship with Tighnari, you should be prepared for stability and commitment in general

While he doesn’t go out of his way to make an official announcement post or anything like that, you become a regular feature on his page

Will tag you in anything you’re related to, unless you specifically ask him not to

t1ghnar1 [photo of a small, cream-colored fox brushing itself against Tighnari’s leg and looking up at the camera with large eyes]

t1ghnar1 On a walk with @ YN1229 this morning we spotted this cute little kit without her mom. 🦊 While adorable, foxes - even kits - are wild animals and should never be approached unless by professionals. We have informed the local animal control where she will be taken care of until we can locate her family. Photo by @ YN1229

He never outright announces you as his lover but he seems to spend so much time with you and refer to you so casually that his followers who don’t know him just assume you’re his spouse LOL

He doesn’t bother to correct them either :,)

bennie_boy Wow, that mountain is so high up - wasn’t ur spouse scared to go up there?

t1ghnar1 @ bennie_boy Y/n has been on so many trips like this with me that they’re pretty used to it. :)

Likes your posts as he see them on his feed and occasionally leaves a short comment like, “beautiful <3”

[professional-termite]

Can you give me an elaborate description of what you think a qcard date would like? If you ship qcard. (If you don't, you're legally obligated to defend your position because it's kind of canon and also your pfp.)

OFC I SHIP QCARD DUDEE THATS LIKE ONE OF MY FAV SHIPS IM INSANE ABOUT IT SJDJFJ QCARD WOOO

im saying rn q is gonna set up the most ridiculously romantic thing he can. i mean, all out. lighting, atmosphere, color scheme, this is the type of thing hell spend like 4 months floating in space pondering to get it just right.

obv picard is like 90% sure the date is gonna be a trap but also he cant say no bc hes kinda into it [insert i know what you are dog here] he doesnt wanna make q upset and cause him to wreak havoc, so he plays along.

q makes up an entire fancy restaurant pocket dimension thingy (idk what the terminology is and its late give me a break) and (mostly) is a complete gentleman while picard is sitting there like 🧍‍♂️ when are you going to start killing me again

it takes a little bit but q eventually does one of those Big Speeches where he pours his heart out to picard (eliciting even more 🧍‍♂️ness as a response) and picard is like man. ive been thinking of you as a threat for YEARS i cant just up and trust you bc you took me to a fancy dinner once

q ofc is immediately like well then :3333 would you trust me if i took you a few more times 😏😏😏 (bro thinks hes so smooth)

dunno how it would end tbh, probably with q just kinda snapping him back and leaving a rose in his room or smthn stupid like that. might make this into a fic at some point tbh

[g-max-sweetness]

Hello! 👋

My name's Milo. I'm a Gym Leader in Galar, and rather partial to Grass types. I use He/Him pronouns!

I'm pretty busy between my job at the Gym and the farm, so I might not be on here often, but I'll try to make time when I can!

...I think that's all for now. I hope you have a wonderful day! 😊

(Team list and OOC Information beneath the cut!)

Basil - Gossifleur ♂

Parsley - Eldegoss ♂

Sage - Shiftry ♂

Rosemary - Bellossom ♀

Thyme - Cherrim ♀

Lovage - Tsareena ♀

Watercress - Ludicolo ♂

Honeycrisp - Flapple ♂

Gala - Appletun ♂

//

Source for pfp can be found here.

LMAOOOO ANOTHER GRASS TYPE GYM LEADER FOR @skrelps-cafe damn

Basic Rules! No NSFW, any blog with any canon can interact. Pelipper Mail is on, but M!A are off. Musharna Mail is also off. (Mod is also an adult!)

-Feel free to send me an ask or message if you want to work out some sort of relation to this guy and your character- whether it's like. a challenger he remembers, or another gym leader, w/e! I am down for most things 👍

-Very low stakes! This is a pretty self indulgent blog all around lmao

-Please check with me before you send in character hate! I also have the right to refuse if I'm not in the right headspace and all that. (Heads up- typically I WILL refuse! Unless it's really funny lmao)

-This blog is set after the events of SwSh! Gloria is probably champion or smthn- however I am down to mixing up canon with other people if you wanna interact! If you have a character who is a Galarian Champion for example, just send me a message and we can work something out! Just know that I'll kinda fall back into the little canon I'm running with >:) (hope that's phrased well it is laaaate at night when I'm typing this)

[thatdeadaquarius]

*casually slides into asks*

The Creator having to be taught the language of Teyvat, except they don't realise that each country has their own seperate language and so they are just mixing and matching phrases from each of the languages and no one has any idea what they are saying

*slides back out of asks*

Hello hello my regular customer 💃

Before u slide out, have a cookie for the road! 🤲🍪

Ok but this would actually happen to me

Im partial to the headcanon that theres a trade language in Teyvat, but each country has their own native language, w/sub-dialects too (i think thats the word?)

Just like what u said basically, bc like what if they dont have the trade one 💀 it rlly is just diff languages and im just over here like 😃🗨👋

(Gif is u in the center trying to talk to other people on the sides lol)

Srry if uncreative or kinda a flop i am not a fountain of ideas as much as i wish to be😔🙏

This may be only funny to me...

But i did my bestest for you beloved regular <3

Also u didnt ask for this but u got it anyway LMAO <3

(sorry if i accidentally start callin u xiao pfp i couldnt find a name to call u by)

Ok but like?? Was anybody gonna tell you???

Or like r u so incomprehensible now bc youve mashed all their lingos together that they dont even recognize any of their languages anymore 😭😭???

Yall ever heard that meme sound that has like music playing in the background and its just a loop of a guy saying "..HuH?..HuH?...HuH?"

^^^Everyone else trying to understand you

..

...

.....?

WAIT A MINUTE ?!%

OH GOD OH NO PLEASEEDA@!?

I HAD THE WORST THOUGHTTT!!!!

DO U JUST SOUND LIKE A SIM TO THEM??!!!

😰😰😰😰🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲💀💀💀

CRYINGSOBBING

I CANNOT ESCAPE THIS INTRUSIVE THOUGHT PLEASE NOOOOO JDIOOALLFJSLAFQ

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING ANDBCRINGING PLEASE -> GOD WALKS AROUND SOUNDING LIKE A SIM TO THE REST OF TEYVAT STOP

♧

Ok but so many people r trying so hard to teach u their language more fully so u can commit to one at least

(Off the top of head, Thoma, Tighnari but if u keep mixing them more and more even on accident he gets too frustrated and accepts it lmao, Amber, Ningguang she wants ur first teyvat lang. to be Liyuean so bad, Kazuha just wants to genuinely understand u and you understand them aw what a sweetheart, Ei once again a person who wants u to learn Inazuman first lol, Zhongli, Jean, Ganyu, Alhaitham but he'd be a terrible teacher i can see it now, Ayato, Ayaka, Gorou, Yae Miko just so u can actually read her novels abt you + have bragging right lol)

..

...Its not really working

Which makes sense tbh, at least to me, bc i sure as fuck couldnt initially hear a big difference between Portugese v. Spanish, Korean v. Japanese etc.

Until i like, kept hearing it over and over and finally got it

(it was easier to differentiate between them on paper than auditorily?? auditorally?!? aUDITORIALLY??!! GODAMMIT IS THAT EVEN A WORD)

.

But I could totally see their languages just all sounding really similar to you, or like, theres some bits and pieces from each lang. that mimic others (pantalones Spanish = pants English for example, and its like all u catch are the "pant" sound so ur like?? Ok so same language right? Hence the mix and match)

♤

So this happens on the daily these days,

U r still going and seeing people,

But nobody has managed to communicate to you that its all different languages lol 🤭

Like this below, happens all the time ⬇️

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Ur having dinner w/ Kamisato clan bc ofc they wanna welcome u!! :D

And Thoma's there, and yall r at the Teahouse, Thoma just got out the hotpot (oh god🤢 ...wait is that you now, r u just like Venti saying oh Barbatos...?)

And they just started dinner but its already a problem w/ur ass LMAO

.

Thoma: "What do you want to drink Our God?"

You: "Ahfs kal aldsplease give me ahdhai?"

Thomas face just like "...😶🙁 oh no" HAHA

Ayaka trying to help him,

"Please repeat that Your Grace?" 😅

You, again lol: "I would dhkaied that aifjwe please :)"

U sound like a SIMMM TO THEMM 😭😭

.

Utter fail poor Ayaka is at a loss for once,

they're trying so hard to be polite and you havent even gotten a drink yet let alone the meal lmao,

Poor Thoma is struggling, hes just like,

"Um, uh, this one??" All worried bc now hes gotta point to the pitchers one by one until u either point or nod

AND THE REST OF THE DINNER IS JUST THAT SITUATION OVER AND OVER

U give up and just start nodding or pointing for food or napkins or drinks all like, "Oh wow my accent must be heavy today 😀🤷‍♂️"

Absolutely clueless, and they cant even figure out how to tell u lol

...

Oh god i dont wanna think about the chaos if ur also only understanding the basics of every language so not only do they not get all ur words, u dont get theirs 💀

Reminder :D = I have a ✨️poll for 100 follower celebration!✨️Yall get to choose what u wanna see me write about,✨️ Check it out!! :) ♡✨️

Cheers,

🌒🌧��Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

♡the beloveds:

@karmawonders

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[reaperrdean]

HELLO! ★ Intro / bmf post..

I’m Dean! I’m 5teen, gay + trans ; he / him prns ‼️ uhj idk if I have to mention this but people usually do so I guess I will but I am single. so I don’t really have any friends, I have a few but we don’t talk a lot, and I’m home schooled as well, so I have no one to talk to basically, but yeahhh, so this is a short intro thingy , but anyway I’m a huge supernatural fan. So my DNI is kinda big btw, but here, ⭣

DNI LIST. :

Wincest shippers. I’m so serious, I hate you all. Toxic destiel shippers (I do ship destiel! But you toxic people suck.) toxic spn fans in general, proshippers, people who are rude or just dicks. People under 13. Lucifer fans. Lucifer x Sam shippers, people who crush on jack kline, (he’s like 3 years old. Just say you find the actor attractive.) racists, homophobes, transphobes, terfs, Zionist’s, xenophobes, lolis, just weirdos in general, oh and misogynist. Like you Jo haters, she is exactly like dean, literally. South Park fans, hazbin hotel, and helluva boss.

OKAY MORE ABT ME and stuff we can do if you do wanna bmf !!

We can match spn pfps, we can watch spn on call !! uhj I can make gifts for you (I draw and edit,,) I TALK IN ALL CAPS CONSTANTLY!! uhj I ship destiel, crobby kinda, Sam and Eileen as well!! But I do not ship Gabriel x Sam, I doubt Sam would date someone who killed his brother a hundred times in front of him,, but that’s just my opinion though!! uhj I use tone tags a lot tbh, but I won’t as much if you don’t want me to, oh yeah I only want to be friends with people mainly in the spn fandom, that’s just what I’m most comfortable with !! I’m not very good at using tumblr (obviously..) BUT YEAH!!

uhj pls bmf / NF !! (If you don’t want to then don’t !! This isn’t forced at all, it’s your choice.)

but if you do please give me your Discord since I’m not on tumblr a lot !!

[stillfrownyclownlol]

Thanks to @canadianlucifer for the ships questions :>

MORE aidlyn because I just. Need this for my mental health guys.

Actually I've been thinking about doing stuff for other ships?? But idk let me know if yall wanna see that ^_^

1. Who would ask the other "would you still love me if i was a worm?" And what would the others reaction be?

...You guys know Aiden would ask 💀 He also asks stuff like "would you love me if I was a shoe" and other bullshit. Ash just looks at him like "...what."

2. Who plans the best dates?

Depends on your definition of best. Aiden plans all the cool/exciting stuff and he actually has the money for all the stuff he wants to do with her. Ash's dates are more romantic, if only by virtue that they're in quiet places where they can be alone. Tho neither of them plan dates a lot they just kinda end up alone together lol

3. Who's the best at carnival games?

Aiden's been to a lot of carnivals and he's a good shot with a BB gun! Ash doesn't really like carnivals (overstimulating) but she's good at the fish pond and ring toss.

4. Who drags the other onto rollercoasters?

Aiden LOVESSSS rollercoasters so much, its a great way to get his adrenaline up! He'll ask Ash a lot to go on one too, but he won't force her (rollercoasters are *really* loud, especially all the people screaming, and he wouldn't make her do anything that causes her pain)

5. Who does the most chores?

Ash is pretty strict about chores, and she makes sure any household stuff is evenly split between them, but...I mean, she helps Aiden with his own chores cuz he's really bad at cleaning and stuff 🫠

6. Who gets drunk faster?

At some point in the future: Depends what you mean. Aiden has a higher tolerance but he would also drink WAAAAAY more than Ash ever would, so he would get drunker "quicker", but if they were drinking exactly the same Ash would get tipsy faster (vertically challenged struggles fr 😔)

7. Who watches more reality TV?

Aiden likes all that crap like Big Brother and stuff, watches reruns at night when he can't sleep.

8. Who is more likely to insist their way is the best way, even though objectively its the worse?

Ash is more stubborn than Aiden is but her way is probably waaaay better than Aiden's way 🤡 Aiden might insist for a bit but he also finds arguing to be kinda boring so eventually he would drop it

9. Who believes in ghosts?

Ash doesn't believe in ghosts at all, and Aiden is really into the idea of ghosts and would LOVE evidence, but he also doesn't believe in them.

10. Who texts the other memes?

I don't think Ash has texted a meme to anybody in her entire life. So...Aiden.

11. Who makes the most typos/autocorrect mistakes?

Aiden because he types really fast and he doesn't bother to fix the mistakes lol

12. Who's the nervous flier?

Ash has never been on a plane, and she doesn't like doing stuff that's outside her comfort zone, so she's the more nervous flier. Aiden doesn't like flying but only because it means he needs to sit still for more than an hour and he cant do that shit happily 🤡

13. If they had matching profile pictures would they be cute/funny/weird?

Aiden would beg to match pfps because he's an absolute dork. it can't be anything too weird because like...Ash isn't into that. Would probably be smth really basic like Hello Kitty and Tuxedo Sam or whatever (he's Hello Kitty) if Ash even wanted to do it.

14. Who is better at writing formal emails?

Thank you discord for helping me settle this. We settled on Aiden because his parents/tutor definitely would have taught him how to do that so they could be in contact/to teach him about their job. Ash only does them for school and they end up really short and simple.

15. Who steals the others food?

Aiden always offers Ash his food, so she doesn't even need to steal 🤡 Aiden will do it mostly to mess with her lol

16. Who is more willing to commit murder for the other?

Lol. Guess. :)

17. When their kid is chanting "McDonalds!" Who is joining the chant, who is saying there's food at the house, and who is pulling up to order a single black coffee and leave?

Aiden is joining the chant because he's always up for McDonalds, but Ash is driving and she's driving home 😭

18. Who uses the most slang?

Aiden unironically

19. Who uses emoticons?

Aiden feels a spiritual connection with the smiley face emoticon

20. Who'd slay at the Met Gala?

Um they'd both slay 🤭 But Ash would slay harder I mean have you seen her fits??? I literally wanna steal her closet omg

[keiachi-chan]

Do you have OCs? If so, what are they like?

BOY DO I!

Actually it's funny! My username is the name of one of my ocs(Keiachi) and my pfp is a DIFFERENT oc (Pyra) bfnsnfms

Anyways Instead of Elaborating on that, I will talk about Sakusei & his Minor gods

So, here is Sakusei, he's a Major God! He usually has wings but I can't draw those very well. He's gray because his parents are Gray. His sister, Abyss, is also Gray but with stars.

I realize I go on for a WHILE here. If you are allergic to words I understand. Mwah.

So Abyss is his big sister, and his parents were like. "Oh we accidentally made another one what do we do" "Iunno put him in the river" "Okay"

And so he floated for like. Years. And currently has an affinity for water because of how much time he spent there !! He ended up in a mostly empty universe, except for a patio in the middle of a giant flower field!

These flowers had like. Instructions in em. Basically like when you interact with something in a video game and it pulls up a text box? That, it did that.

The text boxes in question explained to Sakusei that he's the God of Creation, which can be used for good, evil, and everything in between! Unfortunately to a brand new god who doesn't understand anything outside of basic knowledge, Good is boring, and Evil is more fun.

So, Sakusei is an absolute menace, basically playing the Sims Irl, creating things to destroy them, making intentionally unstable biomes to watch them collapse, just fucking up everything??

Eventually, he finds out he can just. Traverse. To other universes when he gets bored, and starts messing with OTHER gods, which gets him promptly Scruffed and Lectured by Dreveria, the God of Innovation.

I would include a drawing of him but the limit is 10 and I wanna show off the other Minor Gods.

So, Dreveria has a kinda job which is to monitor certain Gods who seem like they could be a threat, which doesn't happen often but when it does, it's good to have measures to take, yk? Anyways, so yeah he's with Sakusei, basically restraining him like

"Hm. This guy's not actually evil, we don't actually need him to be eradicated, uhh. Maybe I can help him???"

And so he does! Dreveria's not a good teacher per se, but he can like. Teach people not to kill things. And helps Sakusei with the whole "Lacks a moral compass" thing. So, Dreveria eventually looks at the notes Sakusei has and goes "Oh wow these explain NOTHING, read mine instead." And it's a large book. Which Sakusei hates. But he does admit that he learned from it! And so he's like "Oh, so this makes me an awful person. Let me, like, stop."

And starts working on the actual universe. And once the kinda "base" is lined out, Dreveria and Sakusei talk like

"Hey wanna make a kid"

"Fucking what?"

"Like a Minor God?"

"Oh you meant-"

So Dreveria helps Sakusei make some Minor gods!

Each minor god has an assigned Animal, element, and subdomain. Major gods have an assigned Trait, but whether they have animals or Subdomains is random. For instance, Sakusei is the Bunny god of Creation!

Zymira is the first and the oldest Minor God. The Draconic Goddess of Heat and Art. Most people call her the Goddess of Fire, which she doesn't MIND per se, but she'll roll her eyes if you're confused that she made your whole town a winter wonderland to help combat a heatwave.

Currently, she lives with Opal, a Minor God from another universe, who she has three kids with. Jamie, Jacob and Jaiden. They for some reason gave all their kids J names, which is likely why Jamie hates them. (She does not hate them, she's just having a rebellious phase.)

Here's Zymira, Opal, Jacob, Jamie and Jaiden. (Zymira & Opal drawn by @thissideup-box this time)

It's like a Nuclear family but. The parents. Aren't Romantically involved.

ANYWAYS The next God they made was Kanamaki. The god of Light and Dark. She was a bit unstable though, and split into two, Dani and Yami. Both of which are men. I cannot explain this. Sakusei figured that the Domain was too much for one Minor God to handle, and kept this in mind for later. So, Dani is the Deer God of Light and Construction, while Yami was the Snake God of Darkness. He didn't get a Subdomain, because Sakusei kinda looked over the fact that Dani was the only one to retain Kanamaki's.

Dani is about 16 feet tall, but frequently shapeshifts into a young girl to lure criminals away from the current Gods of Life, who are actual teenagers. It's like if Jesus was Chris Hansen.

Here he is!

Yami was a fucking menace, to the point where Sakusei would "reboot" him on occasion.

-Reset: when a God Dies/Is killed and reincarnates

-Reboot: When a God's energy disperses and reforms into the same God. Usually, this ends bad crises, but is painful for the Minor God. Yami, however, cannot feel pain, and so Sakusei is a bit more. Generous. With curb stomping him-

Yami would destroy cities, planets during tantrums, and generally just harass (and eat) people. Sakusei reversed everything when he was done EVERY time which kinda. Increased his anger. Because it was like nothing he did mattered unless Sakusei liked it. So that was a mental crisis for actually Billions of years.

Uhh. Eventually that gets fixed. Because Yami doesn't Reset, he actually develops a conscience with help from Quartz. Then he severs his ties to godhood and decides to live as a mortal. With like a husband and his daughter. (Another Major god, Sakusei's bestie and @thissideup-box 's character. I don't have their lore aside from they were chilling, Sakusei showed up and they changed each other's lives, but like. Not necessarily for the better.)

Btw, fun fact: Yami is actually entirely female, but uses he/him pronouns because what the hell are you gonna do about it?

I actually don't have a picture of Yami! I've DRAWN him, but it's not currently in my gallery, and in the latest image I have of him, he is. Dead. Anyways-

So, next comes the Cat Gods of Life. Life is SUCH a big domain that Sakusei made two Gods for it. They didn't want subdomains. Both of them wanted to be called Lilith, so he just. Named them Lilith(Fem) and Lillithe(Masc). Without the parentheses. He usually called them Lily and Lithe. For simplicity.

Uh so anyways they died-

On accident, mostly. They were kinda bored of being Gods, and instead of asking Sakusei they just decided to try something. Their intent was to sever their ties to immortality and Godhood, but Zymira interfered because they appeared to be resetting which. Um. She didn't want her siblings to die and actually ended up being partially responsible for their deaths because of it!

Whoops.

Anyways, The next Minor God is the Eel Goddess of Water and Skill, Selkie. Her nickname is based on the Folktale creatures, which is odd as she's an Eel and not a Seal, but her actual name is Sandeiva. She lives in the ocean and keeps it clean with the help of Dani, who made like. Basically a plastic magnet. It draws in plastic which Selkie then eviscerates. Just sends it into nonexistence.

Anyways, here she is.

She wears a mask like Sakusei because she wants to be like her papa. She gives blessings very freely, all you have to do is find her and she'll give you a new skill. Sometimes, she'll even let you choose what! She lives underwater, though, so.

Last but not least(that's Yami), the last Minor God to be created, technically, was Razurai. The Dog God of Energy and Performance. He's a singer and magician, and he lives in the sky. He zaps around for funsies and does his absolute best to cheer people up. Sometimes, he throws parties! He has Dani set it up, and has the current Gods of Life provide ingredients. Most of the Gods normally wouldn't be that close, but Razurai reunites everyone about three times a year.

Once, Razurai had a depressive episode, so he didn't throw any of his parties for like, a year.

Zymira and Selkie had the others set something up for him, instead. :]

Here's Razurai! His ears and tail blend with his attire a little too much.

So, Lilith, Lillithe and Yami are no longer Gods, making way for three new ones.

First, the current Cat Gods of Life, Phoenix and Pyra! These two are both 16, having been created at the same time. They DO have Subdomains, which change their titles entirely.

So, Pyra is the Cat Goddess of Fate. (Life+Death)

Phoenix is the Cat God of Willpower! (Life+Strength)

They fucking hate each other. Because they remind the other of themselves. And they fucking hate themselves.

"At least they're consistent?" -Sakusei

Phoenix and Pyra are actual literal children, so they don't do any Godly Responsibilities. Zymira handles all of it. She loves paperwork (Did you know that Gods can be autistic?)

They uh. Stream on Twitch. They have very popular accounts, because they are cute kids and good at playing Videos Game. In their free time they harass space pirates (Some more characters by @thissideup-box ofc) and also bother Sakusei, who loves them dearly.

They looked like small kids for a while, but now they look more their age. (I have to update my pfp eventually.)

Here they are! I have a Comic for Phoenix & Zymira, alongside just a standalone image for Pyra. They're. Weirdos.

Phoenix's actual name is Zvxeren, and Pyra's is Zerxymvera. They're stupid to pronounce so they just go by the Normal names.

And finally, the current God of Darkness, Aeyovae. He's like, BRAND new. The Fox God of Darkness and Music. He fucking hates Yami and everything the Previous God has done! He found out the snake bitch is still alive and cried. He's been trying to undo some of the traumatizing effects Yami had on people, and also trying to help his own image because well. Nobody is too excited for a new God of Darkness. Obviously.

He speaks very. Enunciated. Iunno how to get that across. He doesn't yell but like. If I wrote for him it would be all caps.

"GREETINGS. I AM AEYOVAE. WHAT A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU."

And again it's not yelling but it's LOUD.

Anyways ! Here is Aeyovae he's a cutie.

Uhhh That's all but I can answer questions I am excited

[ablobwhowrites]

I kinda wanna make a au for welcome home, but I don’t know if it counts as a au. I just wanna do something of it and I think it would be fun. Like it’s where it’s a actual show but here is my au idea for a fic series

Its basically where the welcome home neighborhood is this small endless pocket dimension. But sometimes new things pop up and this a yandere story, where a human actor was killed off set after going home out of the studio and the body was never found, a new puppet came up named after the actor named m/n honey. And the director makes sure m/n isn’t going to be like the actor, not again. Or m/n will have to ‘move away’ and slowly m/n tried to get out but the director who is basically invisible to the naked eye. Causes strings to be dug into m/n’s skin making m/n the directors puppet if he doesn’t ‘stay on script’ so m/n don’t tell anyone as he’s afraid. Afraid of being put back into ‘the script’ and the neighbors grow attached to the 'new' neighbor and since the actor m/n disappeared or moved away, they have attachment issues and don't want him to leave, oh no, not ever and he doesn't have a choice really. Home and the director ain't letting you leave every again

I also seen inside job series and I saw the Halloween party episode and love this character and their costume. And might make it, my new pfp

[cafedanslanuit]

♡ — pairing: porco x reader

♡ — summary: Days before Porco has to go for a work trip, you decide to attend a sex party, just to try something new. A promising prompt plus the knowledge you won't be seeing each other for a long time leads you to push your boundaries to a new limit— and this time, recorded for posterity.

♡ — tags/warnings: afab reader + no pronouns, sex tape, teasing, slight verbal humiliation, cum play, snowballing, hair pulling, fingering (receiving), unprotected sex, established couple

♡ — a/n: happy bday to my only babygirl (pls dont look at my pfp you're still the one for me). this story is one of the endings of my new interactive fanfiction, "the sex party"! you can play it now for free at @birdbraininteractive :)

♡ — masterlist

“Predictable,” Zeke says, as Porco dips his hand in the “kinks” bowls, walking past the one with names on it. “Going with the partner as always.”

“Not my fault you can't find someone that stands you for more than a week,” he replies, his grip on your hand tightening.

“Relax, kid,” the other man laughs, huffing a big cloud of smoke. “Thought you were here for a good time.”

Porco rolls his eyes and fishes a piece of paper from the bowl. He puts it in his back pocket before you can even read it and, before you can ask him about it, he hastily pulls you to one of the rooms.

“Finally,” he sighs, crashing his lips into yours the moment the door closes. You giggle as you kiss him back, your arms circling his neck.

“This eager, huh?” you tease him, as his lips travel down your neck, his hands cupping your ass. “Babe, you haven’t even read the paper. Wasn’t that the point of coming here?” you remind him, as your fingernails run through his scalp. “Trying something new before your trip?”

“Ugh, don’t talk about that,” he groans, as he takes off your shirt and throws it on the floor. “Don’t know what I’ll do if I can’t touch you like this.”

“Porco, it’s two months,” you say, rolling your eyes. “Don’t be so dramatic.”

“I’m being so serious right now,” he argues, taking off his shirt. Your skin touches his and you find yourself already melting in his warmth. “Sure you can’t come with me?” he asks, his hands roaming across your body while his lips leave open-mouthed kisses on your neck.

“You know I can’t leave my job for two months,” you grunt, your hand travelling down his stomach until you’re palming him. Porco hisses under your touch and you feel him twitch inside his jean. “Now, c’mon, let’s check the paper. Maybe it’s something we haven’t done before.”

Reluctantly, Porco pulls away from you, his cheeks flushed and his lips slightly swollen. You can’t help a small smile as you look at his state, and wait patiently as he takes a piece of paper from his back pocket.

“Film yourselves. Whether you place the camera next to the bed or choose a ‘point of view’ shot, create a memory you can always revisit,” he reads aloud. “Considering no phones are permitted inside, we have left a video camera and a couple of SD cards in the first drawer of the night table.”

“Well, that’s fancy,” you comment. “Explains how much money they asked for the invitation.”

“Do you wanna do the prompt?” Porco asks, raising his eyebrows. “I’m cool with whatever. Just wanted to tick off ‘sex party’ off of our bucket list.”

“Nah, I kinda like this,” you admit, a playful smile dancing on your lips. “And you can keep the video after! You know, as a souvenir for your trip."

This seems to convince Porco, who blinks a couple of times, registering your answer before he throws the piece of paper to the floor and sweeps you off your feet. In a mess of giggles, you hold onto him until a few steps later, he unceremoniously drops you to the queen-sized bed. Your legs immediately lock around his waist, your lips meeting his in a messy kiss.

He grinds against you and you feel the hardness inside his jeans, eliciting a moan. To be honest, you’re not quite sure how you’ll make it through two weeks without him either. Porco lowers his mouth to your chest, sucking on your breasts enough to leave a small bruise, one hand holding your hip in place and the other taking turns to massage both of your breasts. He doesn’t waste time before getting rid of your bra, letting it fall to the floor as he attaches his mouth to your skin again.

Both your jeans quickly follow the rest of your clothes on the floor. Whenever you’re with Porco it’s like you’re a pair of teenagers again, desperately craving each other’s touch, needing the warmth, relishing in the feeling of your lover’s hands touching every centimetre of your skin. He pulls away, and you look up at him in confusion, cheeks warm and chest rising up and down as you try to control your breath.

As if to answer your question, he reaches for the video camera and turns it on. He looks at you through the small screen, your bare chest and swollen lips making their first appearance on film. With his free hand, he cradles your face and you can’t help but lean into his touch, searching for more. His thumb glides across the skin between your lips and chin, and the way your mouth parts makes something stir inside of him and, while he isn’t really focused on himself, he can feel himself already leaking. With your eyes fixed on him, you take his thumb as he softly pushes it inside your mouth, gently running your tongue across it before sucking on it.

“Fuck,” he sighs, amused. “Camera makes you bold, huh?”

Keeping the camera still on your face, he lowers his hand between your legs, fingers gliding across your folds, making you shiver. He captures every small reaction your face makes as he pleasures you, entrances by how damn beautiful you look when you give in to pleasure. A few moments later, he pulls away his hand, a smug smirk on his face when you whine at the loss.

“So eager, baby,” he teases, his hand running up and down your thigh. “C’mon, be good and hold this for me, okay?”

It takes a few seconds for you to understand that he means the camera he has in his hand. You comply and point it towards him, capturing a good shot of his toned stomach before slowly moving to his face.

“Ah, that’s not it,” Porco corrects you, and if you hadn’t noticed the mischievous tone in his voice, you might have mistaken it for sweetness. “Point it towards you. I want you to record yourself.”

“I wanna see you too,” you object with a small pout on your lip.

“Mmm, you are seeing me right now,” he points out, making your eyes roll. “How about this— we can switch later. Now, I really want to see that pretty face you make as soon as I’m inside you.”

You mentally kick yourself for the way your thighs clench at his words, but you do as you’re told and turn the screen so you can see yourself. Your hair is a mess, a light coat of sweat on your skin making it glow and— yes, the dim light in the room definitely made you look good. Your eyes dart from the screen to your boyfriend, whose eyes have darkened and is looking at you eagerly.

“Thought you were ‘cool with whatever’,” you tease him, a flirty smile on your lips. One of your hands traces down his hip, fingers caressing his bare thigh as his muscles clench underneath. “And now you’re all eager.”

As a response, Porco puts his hand over our left knee, slowly parting your legs for him. His fingers run up your folds and only then do you notice how wet anticipation got you. He uses two of his fingers to spread it all the way to your clit. The first shot of pleasure forces a gasp out of your lips, and Porco has to hold your leg still so you don’t close them. He draws soft circles around it, while his golden eyes stay fixed on your expression: parted lips, expanded pupils, slightly ragged breathing and, best of all, your arms holding the camera in front of you. You buck your hips against his hand, and he only moves his fingers faster, making you whine and squirm underneath him.

“I think we’re both eager, don’t you think?”

“Shit, just— Just fuck me, please,” you sigh, now holding the camera with both hands. “Porco, c’mon— don’t be a tease.” A soft chuckle escapes your lips, but the way your hips keep trying to meet his hand shows him how needy you truly are.

Any other day, he would have teased you even further, but now he doesn’t want to waste any time. He grabs his cock and it twitches in his hand, precum leaking slowly down his length. He wants you. He always does but, no matter how much time you’ve been together, he would die before telling you he always needed you just as much as you needed him— or even more.

“Look at the camera, babe.”

You do as you’re told and, only a couple of seconds later, he pushes himself inside all at once. The stretch has you gasping for air as your hands tightly hold the camera for dear life, your head slightly spinning at the sensation. You moan as he thrusts again, a string of unintelligible curses filling the room as Porco finds his rhythm.

“There it is,” he grunts, grabbing one of your thighs and pushing it against your chest. “There’s my favourite fucking face.”

Your eyes move to the screen again and you look at your pleasured expression. Your body jerks as your boyfriend pounds inside of you— whimpers and please leaving your mouth without being able to control yourself. His fingers dig into the flesh of your trembling thigh and you moan at the sole idea of it leaving small purple prints the day after.

It’s not long before your shoulders start burning, so you let your left arm rest on the mattress, still holding the camera and pointing at you. Porco notices this and pulls himself away, ignoring the whine that comes shortly after. In a quick movement, he grabs your hips and turns you over, so your chest is resting on the mattress now. He presses his body against your back and kisses your neck, his hands caressing your sides as he does so. You reposition the camera in front of you, and you realize now both of you nicely fit the frame.

After leaving a final kiss on your shoulder, Porco pulls away. Filled with anticipation, you raise your hips and hear his low chuckle as he parts your legs. This time, he takes his time as he slides into you, making you moan through every inch that he fits inside.

You press your face against the sheets, muffling your whimpers as he starts thrusting against your again, this position letting him hit just where you needed him to. His name is mixed with curses as he picks up his pace, one of your hands trying to hold the camera steady while the other grasps the sheets, the grip tightening with every hit your boyfriend makes.

“C’mon, baby,” he grunts, his voice raspy and his hips never stopping. “Let me look at you.”

Before you can ask what he means, Porco takes a fistful of your head and pulls your head upwards. You gasp loudly, arching your back. Your vision is cloudy for a couple of seconds until your eyes can finally focus: the white sheets, the camera on the mattress and the scene unfolding on the little screen. You become entranced. Porco’s big hand keeping your head up, your swollen and parted lips and your sweaty face twisted into bliss as you let him thoroughly fuck you into a trembling mess of whimpers and moans and fuck— why hadn’t you thought of recording yourselves before?

Porco comes down until his chest is flushed against your back. The hand that was holding your hair comes down to cup your jaw, keeping your head still. He presses his lips against your cheek in a rather sweet manner compared to the way his hips keep rutting against you. His eyes dart to the screen and when they meet yours, you feel yourself losing the little composure you had left.

Tenderly, he holds you as your whimpers turn desperate, each one louder than the previous one. Your orgasm hits strongly, your vision turning white for a second before you feel it coursing through your veins. He whispers sweet nothing to your ears while your body trembles as you come down your high; and it’s not until he feels your muscles giving out that he lets you lay flat on the mattress.

“Fuck… shit, that was intense,” you sigh, and you hear Porco chuckling behind you. He takes the camera and puts is next to you both, now capturing you from the side. You turn on the bed, now lying on your back and look at him with a raised eyebrow and an amused expression.

You open your mouth to speak again, maybe tease him or say a witty comment, but his lips don’t waste any moment before they meet yours again. You kiss him back, still feeling the aftershocks of your orgasm and relishing in the way his hand caresses your body again. The kiss keeps ongoing, not even pausing as he pushes himself inside you again.

This time, his pace is different. He takes his time as he claims your body again, being mindful of how sensitive you still feel. Still, even with all the care that pours into his movements, there’s also a hint of possessiveness in the way he touches you— in the way he takes your thigh until your legs are wrapped around his waist or the way he doesn’t ever lip your lips. You swallow every groan and moan that falls from his mouth to yours with thirst and wanting, mind still too cloudy to make anything matter more than him and this moment.

It’s the erratic movements that hint to you he’s about to lose control as well. Your fingers run across his scalp and you feel him tremble just a bit over you. You finally pull away from the kiss and cradle his cheeks, forcing him to lock his eyes with yours.

“Come inside,” you ask in a whisper.

His eyes widen a bit, but he does his best to hide it from you. “Yeah? You want that?”

“Yeah,” you hum. “Want you, baby. I need you now. Come inside, yeah? Please, let go, let— fuck—” A particularly hard trust makes your eyes go blank for a second, another orgasm building in the distance. You do your best to continue talking. “Wanna feel you. Come for me, please. Please, baby.”

Listening to your pleading voice mixed with the way you whimper with each one of his trusts is all Porco needs. He grabs one of your legs and sets it on his shoulder, before quickening his pace. He ruts against you mercilessly, filling the room with both your moans and the sound of slapping skin. You always feel wanted when you have sex with Porco, his wandering hands and sheer desperation while he searches for his own high would never let you wonder how much he truly wants you in his life.

He buries his face in the crook of your neck. A loud grunt and the subsequent known feeling of his cock twitching inside you lets you know he’s coming undone. You rake your nails across his scalp, his moans making a perfect addition to the spectacle of his orgasm. Turning your head, you look at the screen of the camera with a satisfied smile, watching the man crumble apart over you.

A few moments later, Porco raises his head, letting you have a look at his hot pink cheeks and blown-out pupils before he goes in for a kiss. You kiss him back and let him swallow your moan when he pulls his cock away from yours.

His fingers quickly find their way between your legs, catching his own cum as it drips down your entrance. You feel how he pushes it back inside, and you buck your hips against his hand, craving for more. Instead of giving in to your needs, Porco pulls his hand away. Just as you’re about to protest, you see him taking his fingers to his mouth. He locks his gaze with yours and looks bewitched at the way his digits, covered in both his cum and your release, enter past his swollen lips. He sucks them, his golden eyes set on yours as he does.

He knows what he’s doing, you think. Even after all this time, he always manages to make you want him even more.

“Slut,” you whisper with a small smile, unable to do anything but stare at him with an enamoured gaze.

Your eyes meet Porco’s for a brief moment and find the same amount of emotion in them. Not for the first time in the night, he gives in to his feelings and locks his lips with yours. You feel the saltiness of his taste on your tongue and moan softly. His tongue darts across your bottom lip and your hands find their way back to his hair, where you tug softly.

“You’re so fucking sexy,” he sighs, voice hoarse as his lips graze yours. “So— yeah. That,” Porco exhales, and maybe the small chuckle that follows is the part you’ll replay over and over once you have the video. “I love you.”

“Yours,” you say, thumb grazing his cheek. You press a chaste kiss on his swollen lips once more. “Always yours.”

His hot breath mixes with yours, and you feel you’ve transcended Earth somehow. You can feel him all over your skin, completely intoxicated with his being, and wonder how did you ever manage to live without the bliss Porco forces out of your heart.

“Always mine,” you sigh contently while your thumb grazes the space between his bottom lip and his chin. “Love you too, Porco.

[torawro]

SOSA (⁄ ⁄>⁄ω⁄<⁄ ⁄)⁄ the precious and cutest ever ! !

okay sosa . . remember the profile pic i had on discord w/ the red haired guy ? ? i simply just found that on my pinterest BUT ! i found out his name was RENJI ! ! and i think he’s from . . bleach ? ?

OKAY SO . . . sosa would you be so kind to tell me . . AAAAALLLL about him ૮₍•`ﻌ ˊ•₎ა he looks like my type . . . hehe

MILLLIIIEEEE hi darling ! ( promise as soon as i finish answering this i’m heading over to disc so i can properly respond to your messages ! ) i was super super excited to receive this ask !! just confirms that people associate me with bleach >\\\<

i find it hilarious you didn’t know who renji was and thought he was so handsome he had to become ur pfp 😭😭😂😂😂 so real of you. the power of renji’s looks >>>>>>

but yes you are correct! this is renji abarai from bleach ! he’s good friends/rivals w the mc ichigo (my baby🥺🥺🥺) and in the “army” he serves in, he’s a lieutenant for his squad ! second highest in command for squad 6 ! as you can see he has plenty tribal tattoos alll over his body, long red hair (that you can do so many styles with 🙈), pretty nice build and stature ( he’s muscular and i wanna say he’s like 6ft ? almost ? maybe a little more ? can’t remember for sure i have to look it up ) but yeah !! the first pic you chose was him in the manga a little later in the story, and the other two are official art so yea, he CANONICALLY looks that good 😩 just know if u get with him you’re dating a fashion icon bc he can dresssss, the headbands he always wears are part of his signature style.

as for personality, he can be stubborn when it comes to what he believes in and what he thinks is right so generally he has a good head on his shoulders and tries his best ! very loyal to his captain and to his friends <3 he also drinks his “respect women juice” everyyyyday so he has manners and respects them. def can be rough around the edges sometimes but not in an edgy or angsty kind of way, if that makes sense??? anyway he also can be silly and be funny sometimes without trying to be 😭😭😂 and gets dragged into ridiculous situations (common in ova’s and some unserious filler) but most of the time he’s kinda serious and fills out his role as lieutenant to keep the squad in check

[masked-and-doomed]

NEW ME NEW INTRO!!

Hello, I'm Kat/Kats (or Yomotsu), welcome!! I am so normal about my boyfriends.

Please feel free to ask me about my OC, UG!! Hell, even cooler if you do it in a roleplay kinda way.

Other places you can find me:

@katsdoodles - art blog/archive.

Discord: thatonekats

👆 just in case. Tumblr explodes. Talk to me if you wanna ig (I am not good at conversing. So. Keep that in mind.)

Ao3: ThatOneKat2

👆 Might as well have it here. I've been more in a writing mood this year.

Twitter: @ThatOneKats

I have a twitter now I fucking guess. A bit of bonus content there (a little bit more of unhinged thoughts) but you're not missing much if you don't go there.

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Suspected BPD, have been diagnosed autistic. I will feel things very intensely either forever or feel nothing about it in the next hour max. You may see vent posts. Every now and then. Check the tagging system to block em out.

I am deeply in love and sickly affectionate for my 4 darlings. They're my boyfriends, girlfriends, besties- our relationship? Is uhh whatever man. It's love. It's love. (Also not the best fathers but hey I take what I can get)

First two being Yomotsu Hirasaka (pfp), and Takao Hiyama. They are my most intense hyperfixation of 2 years.! They are from Mirai Nikki/Future Diary. An anime/manga which I don't really like.

The next beloved is Pocketcat! He is from Fear and Hunger. He's. A silly :) There's so much intrigue of him aaaghhh ough he is so sad.

Last one !! Faust. From Guilty Gear. He's a. He's somebody. Got him on Valentine's Day. He makes me a different kind of ill. Alas, this doctor cannot cure me.

They're 💙 just like me fr. I love them. URL is them btw. Masked men, doomed.

(comfortable with sharing and gushing together with everyone. I don't mind if you send or @ me in stuff that has Faust shipped with someone, (I like appreciating art of Faust in any form :] ) just know I'm uncomfy with all (canon x canon) Faust ships except Happy Chaos, meaning that I won't talk about them (eg., fau.slayer) together.)

I am. Also obsessed with my lambs as well. (The Conclave, consisting of Axus, Libraria, Baldias, and Chronus) They mean a lot to me. I wish to give them happiness they didn't have the time nor place for. You will see me reblog lambs and tag it as them. Feel free to send me lamb pictures, effectively beaming Conclave to me.

NOTE! I do sometimes post about needing my darlings to kill themselves, or wish great harm upon them. I will not always have positive things to say about them. I am a hater as much as I am a lover. (Not the "I want him dead" (lovingly) (though I do have sadism and would enjoy killing them for the fun of it), I have genuine hatred towards them all (Libraria the least) and I loathe their existence.

(if I had to guess, this is the bpd doing its thing)

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Yayaya tagging system time!

#ah rambling - general yapping tag

#[MN/funger] rambling - ramblings of MN or funger

#[MN/funger] bangers - memes/shitposts of that fandom

#oc time - posts about the little OCs I have (currently empty. DW about it)

#unnamed girlie - posts about my self insert. (UG for short)

#UG spoilers - in case you wanna go through the UG tag but not be spoiled about the endings and such.

#guy in my head - headcanon posts

#doodle tag - stuff not high effort enough to put into my art blog goes here

#reblog moment - reblogs! So you can filter them out

#lovesick - yandere / obsessive behaviour

#gatito - kitty tag.

#belalang beloveds - grasshopper tag. Belalang is grasshopper in Malay :)

#art save - images I wanna draw (typically memes I wanna draw with my guys)

#art reference material - reblogs of posts with helpful art stuff

#general reference material - reblogs of posts with whatever that isn't art. Not really 'general' perse but I don't have another word

#epic meowtual art - art by the meowtuals!

#ask game - reblogs of ask game posts

#ask game answer - answers to asks abt the ask game

#hello asker - ask tag

#tag game - reblog of posts that are meant to have you tag other ppl to continue the chain

#negative. And #/negative are used for vent posts. Make those sometimes.

#hxrny aroace on main - (mind the x) epic posts where I feel feelings for some characters (carnally)

#fanfic shit idfk - posts related to fanfics I'm reading (or something like that)

#girl what you on?? - posts where I'm in some sort of delirium, talking to my beloveds. And being ill about them.

#shit I send to fictional guy - posts I'd send to fictional characters. Will prob have their name tagged too.

#unnamed oc core - wow it's just like him fr. Many things will be tagged this btw. They are not okay. (Same person as UG jsyk)

#pocketkitty - for posts I don't want in the pocket.cat tag or reblogging posts that are like pocket.cat. (only applies to him everyone else gets tagged with their name in posts that are like them)

#robot nephew - similar to pocketkitty just that it's. Mr robo.t K.y

#silly doctor man - I fell into gui.lty g.ear and now I'm in love with this bozo. When I don't want it to be in the main tag. Yes like pocketkitty and robo bo.

#mister omelette - guy that asks which came first the chicken or the egg. Answers himself, it's omelette.

#mask quartet - fucking stupid masked bitches trying to save humanity gone wrong

Liveblog tags:

Guilty gear: #pride in my gears: sign, #pride in my gears: rev, #pride in my gears: overture, #pride in my gears: strive

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Tag me in stuff you think I like!! I don't mind! Or like tag games.

There's also a *cough cough* side blog. For degenerate thoughts of mine. If you want it just give a DM ig.

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Pictures i want here

(This applies mostly to Faust. Sorry not sorry Faust. I will give you the worst horrors.)

(This is me any time someone mentions Conclave. I wish I could say I was exaggerating. I'll just say that Conclave has spiked my libido and I've been the fastest to draw suggestive art of them and write smut of them than of any other character I've fallen in love with. I need them carnally. And I tell you, it is a need.)

[iiboronii]

Ok so the aforementioned OC universe is known as IDPS, short for Interdimentional Pizza Shop (and Mercenary Work)! There is literal YEARS worth of lore and ideas put into this thing I love it so much :D

This version of Artic is the one in my pfp, and who the oc: artic tag refers to lol- Basically she's embodiment of the season of winter, a huge dragon enthusiast, and the much-needed voice of reason!!

She's not a "true" skeleton per se, like she's not undead, she's just kinda in the shape of one- Though she can disconnect and reattach her bones like a cartoon ouo

She has ice powers, but not in a "shooting ice beams out of your hands" kinda way, it's very contact based!

She can freeze things by touching them, she can make a layer of ice under her feet to sliiide around super fast, and sometimes she physically freezes up under stress so you have to wait for her to thaw out akjfds

She can pick up your drink and little ice cubes form in it, in whatever shape she wants! And when she cries the tears freeze up so there's just little bits of ice on her face you gotta wipe off

In IDPS there are these things called essences, which are the super concentrated (and super illegal) form of a concept, usually in liquid form like a potion. Like if you poured a drop of Essence of Princess onto an apple, it would turn all sparkly and have a big bow on it!

Artic just naturally has the Essence of Winter in her bones instead of blood or marrow! So she doesn't have to worry about vampires bc they'd just get a really bad brainfreeze lol

She mainly fights with dual blades made of ice, inspired by Monster Hunter's dual blades! She's a very strategic and speedy fighter, her movements almost dancelike in combat, and she likes to use the terrain to her advantage!

And since this is a multiverse story, she actually goes through the story mode of Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, saving a village from a giant sea monster! The gal who gives out quests in that game, Aisha, is like an older sister to her hehe ouo

So Artic is a licensed monster hunter, and she is absolutely FASCINATED with these creatures and how they work. And after some shenanigans in her childhood town in the mountains, she even starts her own sanctuary to educate people and care for dragons that wouldn't make it in the wild!

Here she's shipped with Ink Sans, and they live together with her dragon pet / companion Blizzard ouo!

It's this really sweet little story about Ink showing this really anxious and sheltered girl the world, seeing all the potential and life in her eyes and wanting to see her blossom.

And there's a scene where Ink is trying to hide his condition (basically he's undead and needs to drink magic paints in order to feel and regulate emotions), bc so many people have left him after finding out. But Artic doesn't mind at all, after all it's still him and she likes him for who he is ouo

The two are basically opposites, but they work well together and they're just silly little guys in love ouo

Artic's main arc is about identity and archetypes. Like how winter is often portrayed as this harbinger of death that needs to be driven away, but Artic is really soft and sweet-

She wants so desperately to be a hero, but the archetypal hero is confident and charming and brave and super strong; everything she thinks she isn't. But in reality, she's the most heroic of her peers because of her kindness!

There's a whole theme of knights and dragons and legends, realizing that those notions of what she should or shouldn't be don't define her, because people are more complex and nuanced than that ouo

THIS IS SO COOL OUGHHHH I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

My FAVORITE part is that there's literal years of lore built into this thing. Clearly it has been crafted with nothing but love and care in mind and I think that's beautiful.

I didn't even realize that was Artic in your pfp?? That's so cute I love it so so much :DD (Is there a high definition version I can look at? I wanna see her clearer!)

ARTIC'S POWERS ARE SO NEAT IN THIS!!!! I want heart shaped ice cubes that's actually so cute. And the way her abilities affect the way she experiences stress and cries? Chef's kiss. Do her ice powers affect her whenever she experiences other intense emotions? And also can the thawing out process be helped by blankets and stuff or does she just stay frozen? Oooh or does she just continuously keep refreezing bc of the stress? Like trying to thaw her out helps a little but not for long and not much? SORRY I'M JUST SO CURIOUS I REALLY LIKE THE CONCEPT OF HER POWERS AFFECT HER BASED ON EMOTIONS THAT'S SO FREAKING COOL-

And essences!!!!!! Oughhh I really like the concept (pun intended)!!!!! Is there an essence for every concept or just certain ones? And vampires getting brainfreeze LMFAO. Can you drink an essence or does that turn your organs into the concept? And is Artic the only person with an essence in her bones or do other people have it?

THE COMBAT YES OMFG I CAN SEE IT SO CLEARLY,,, STRATEGIC AND SPEEDY AND DANCELIKE I LOVE IT!!! She's so intelligent using the terrain!!! I can see her in my head looking around, eyes darting quickly to survey the area as she narrowly avoids an attack before making her next move!! Effortlessly she slashes her opponent when they're not looking due to her adaptability and quick thinking.

And I'm so sorry I don't know anything about Monster Hunter whatsoever </3 BUT I DID SOME RESEARCH FOR YOU OFC AND IT LOOKS LIKE SM FUN???? I didn't get much of the story aspect of it but it seems great omg. Anyways Artic's curiosity is always something I love seeing!! I can see her killing this giant sea monster (Lagiacrus, I presume?) and then being like "wait a moment- I know this thing was terrorizing you all but I want a closer look at it-" AND FOUND FAMILY MY BELOVED OUGHHH ARTIC AND AISHA <333 THAT'S SO CUTE,,, and the sanctuary <33. Artic is so caring it's so sweet!! It's completely refected in her character and everything she does, I think. Not just in IDPS but across the board! Like. She saves this village from a sea monster and she wants dragons to be taken care of because she's just like that natrually. And even in like Buttermilk Daydreams she just wants to take care of The Onceler as best as she can!!!! And in the Biggering AU even though she's MAD at this man she's STILL telling him that they'll figure something out (they always do). Sorry I'm literally IN LOVE with the threads that stitch your AUs together I got so sidetracked LMFAO-

But anyways Artic and Ink Sans being opposites is SO GOOD AAAAAA- Artic feels so deeply and Ink doesn't feel at all without the paints. Artic has been sheltered and Ink has seen too much. And there's Artic's sweet and caring side coming out again!! Ink is afraid to tell Artic about his condition, but Artic could care less.

ARTIC SELF DISCOVERY YES YES YES YES YES!!!! SHE DOESN'T NEED TO GIVE INTO THE STEREOTYPES!!!!!! She's not winter even though she has its essence flowing within her. She's a hero even though she doesn't look like it. And her kindness being the thing that makes her most heroic?? I'M IN LOVE. This is what I was talking about earlier!!!! She's just so caring and sweet!!! It's something she uses to her advantage!!!!

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

I’m glad you took a break and are only writing the ideas you want to! ☺️ So it’s totally fine if you aren’t feeling this one but I always need more Quill smut in my life…

Ever since I found out that Peter was swiping on Space Tinder right in front of Bereet in the beginning of Vol. 1 I’ve wanted Slutty!Ravager!Quill x SpaceTinder!Reader. Like you just know he was kind of a jerk back then but he probably also prided himself on making sure you both enjoy it.

-⭐️ 👑

hii!! as I don’t wanna leave you hanging, im gonna give you a few thoughts instead, hope that’s okay! thank you for requesting, hope you like it💌

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quill being a bit of a slut:

peter quill x reader

word count: 403

✧.┊MASTERLIST

— okay so firstly, that mf swiped so hard on you and layed it on THICK in the chat trying to charm you

— he was very funny and charismatic, constantly trying to woo you and make you swoon

— then, he made plans for a date the NEXT DAY!! he was just so eager to see you, quite sweet, really

— he def texted you constantly throughout the night, trying to know more about you, maybe dare I say, trying to get a pic of you (that hurt my heart to type 💔💔 but he was a bit dickish and whorish back then, so it's okay!! it builds character)

— you'd pull his leg a bit and play along, sending a black picture or a screenshot of the loading symbol to make him think you sent but didn't

— you'll sleep peacefully as quill would be restarting his phone, thinking his signal is fucked

— you'll talk again in the morning when you wake up, chatting about your plans for the date later on… and about the non existent photo incident

— he was cute in his pfp, but SO MUCH more handsome in person !! very pretty and charming

— the date went really well!! it all went perfectly, lots of joking, flirting and banter

— maybe you go home with him after (he and it was very very very good) but then he doesn't call back the next day ?!?!?! and kinda leaves you hanging. you're hurt bc you thought the date went well and that you connected etc

— he goes dry and doesn't reply for a while. sorta disappears on you

— you eventually move on, not wanting to be hung up on a guy you were with once

— but then he messages back a few months later, explaining how something happened (the events of vol.1???) and how he doesn't really do second dates and was planning to split after your first meeting

— obviously, you're very hurt and you've moved on (not really) so you take a while to respond

— he tries again, asking to take you out for a drink to make up for his absence

— he wants to see you again, so he does the unthinkable and apologises!! saying he never wanted to hurt you and never expected to meet someone so perfect for him on a dating app, especially so soon

— you accept and go on the date

— many more follow, and you're now happy together !! <3

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quill taglist: @annielr @spacetalbot @bubblezuku @idontknowwhattohaveasmyuser @queerponcho @selfryed @traiitorjoe @y4-mama

[curdled-blood]

Ur fav chars in general? (or comfort)

OOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

I'm so happy you asked anon !! Here's how I'm gonna do this. I'm just gonna name my favs and comforts from the fandoms I'm in + some honorable mentions :3 (no particular order btw)

First things first!!

Creepypasta !!

• Ok obviously Jeff the killer but tbh idk if he's my favorite per say, but he is DEFINITELY a source of comfort for me ever since I was like 10 😭 i even have an oc to ship eith him LOLL her name is Ashley King and tbh i should post abt her more i think yall would like her

• Idk why but I think my tippy top favorites gotta be the slender family. I just always been specifically obsessed with their aspects of the creepypasta... Ness. I've also become like super attached to my little versions of them eeehehehh. It fucking makes me mad that ppl r still attached to the gross version of Fen and won't MOVE THE FUCK ON FROM IT and get pissed when ppl make their own versions 😡

• LAUGHING JACK !!!!! HES SO SILLY AND DEVIOUS I LOVE HIM SM. I kinda go back and forth on sinking for him tbh, but this dude was a massive source of comfort to me in middle school

• Nurse Ann is my wife btw. We're literally married ong

• I always thought that Bloody Painter was pretty fucking neat and I liked how his story wasn't written like total DOG SHIT like most creepypastas. Tho I fucking hate his creator (BOOOO DOOODOOCAT U SUCK. SAME WITH LJ. BOOOOOOO 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻)

My little pony

• Dear God ok I don't have a single favorite mlp character because I love so many of them that if I started naming my favorites, I'd end up naming every character in the fucking show 😭

• "But Lie!! Isn't it Fluttershy? Your pfp is her!!" ok I rlly like Fluttershy but idk if she's my favorite tho lol.

• Ok yk what I might be lying cuz I rlly do end up fixating on my hcs for her and her relationship with Discord lmaoooo. I just.. I just loved vampire!fluttershy flutterbat so fucking muuuuuch and discord with a vampire wife?!!?!??! AAAAAAAAAH.

• But discord is definitely a fav lolz. I love how he's literally just Q from star trek LMFAOOOO

• For some reason, I really really really LOOOOOOVE Spitfire's design AND name. I just love her colors, hair, and the fact that her name is Spitfire like the plane AHDHWHJAJA

• I've always been a big fan of Celstia too. I love how she's basically royal God but has this huge silly side :3

One piece

• Buggy. Buggy. Buggy. Buggy was my first favorite, as soon as I saw him I fell the fuck in love with him

• Crocodile is also so whdhajdjwiak. I love villains sm. I love when they're just evil to be evil.

• I think my favorite straw hats r Luffy, Chopper, and Nami. Nami just like me fr. I too am a red head who likes to steal money

• Ok so. This one isnt a favorite but he's a huge source of comfort because i made a whole ass oc to ship with him... It's fucking Klahadore. I've been obsessed with him lately I'm shriveling andjwjakkskdjan

Powerpuff Girls

• one of my main comfort characters is fucking Ace Copular from fucking power puff girls. YEAH. THE FUCKING GREEN POINTY GUY. it makes me wanna crumple in a ball I low-key wish he wasn't but I l9vr him sm and i wanna hit him with a hammer/aff

• HIM. I LOVE HIM SM I SDORE HIM AHDHWHSBGAGDGAGR

anyways anon thx for asking and I'm so sorry I went the fuck off