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Karma - Hamish Mycroft (Merlin) X Female Reader

Title: Karma

Hamish Mycroft (Merlin) X Female Reader

Additional Characters: Sean Cobb (OC), Harry (Mentioned), Eggsy, Roxy (Mentioned), and random guards (Mentioned)

WC: 4,536

Warnings: Kingsman canon violence, guns, Reader is mentioned wearing a dress and heels, pretending Kingsman Headquarters wasn't blown up, flirting?, tension, pretend relationship for mission, banter, slight angst, cursing, nicknames, fighting, knives, blood, teasing, and fluff

Breathing heavily, you skidded across the marble floor, regretting wearing heels as you held up the hem of your dress to not trip on it. Turning down another hall, you heard the shouting of the very unhappy guards - very unhappy guards with guns - not a very good combination. Now this mission was supposed to be easy, one that was supposed to take less than an hour. But no, you didn't know what happened. Either the weapons dealer saw right through your flirting and he was smarter than you thought or something happened on Kingman's part. You liked to think it was the latter's fault. 

Harry, being the new Arthur, had asked you to go on a mission to get some files from Sean Cobb, a weapons dealer. This would've been your first mission on your own, but for some reason, Harry asked Merlin to join you. He reasoned that having a date with you would make you less suspicious. You mentally wondered and questioned why Eggsy wasn't coming with you. He usually was the one who joined you on most of your missions. But, you had forgotten that Eggsy was on a mission somewhere in France, so he couldn't do it. 

And it wasn't like you didn't want Merlin to join you on this mission. It was just that you had a bit of a crush on the older man. And, well, you're not exactly sure when it began. Maybe the moment you met him. Perhaps it started during your first week at Kingsman. Or maybe it had been there all along, and Merlin just never noticed, thankfully. Or he did, and he just didn't say anything to save you from embarrassment. Whatever it was, Merlin was your friend and you liked spending time with him. That's all it was. Even if you wished for that friendship to blossom into something more. He probably didn't even think of you in that way. You were pretty young. You were supposed to be in college at the time that you were recruited, and that was a year and a half ago. 

After you were recruited, and passed all the tests, you were given the code name, Elyan. A couple of months later, is when you met Roxy and Eggsy. Which you grew closer to. You got to spend more time together, becoming quick friends. During their recruitment, you had helped Merlin during it. He had asked you for your opinion numerous times, especially in the beginning when he flooded the sleeping room. Normally, when working, Merlin was pretty stoic and serious, so when he asked what you thought of the recruits, you were surprised but honest.

You told him the truth. "I don't think most of them will get past the parachute jump."

Merlin glanced at you before looking back at his clipboard, "I remember that was a difficult task for you." He looked up at the window, the water level rising. 

"Yeah, it was." You murmured, remembering how scared you were, up so high in the sky. 

"But you did it." Merlin commented, making you smile.

"Yeah... Thanks for reminding me. I still have nightmares about it sometimes," You jested, Merlin only shook his head, looking back at the clipboard.

Running down the hall, you almost fell as you turned another corner, pushing the thickly-framed glasses up your nose, you continued to breathe heavily. You wondered how Merlin was doing, you had lost him when everything went to hell. One minute you were flirting with Mr. Cobb, and trying to hack into his computer to get those files, and then you were being shot at while running down a hall. Again, this mission was supposed to be simple, and easy... So how did it turn into this?

- Two Hours Ago -

Brushing down the skirt of the lavish dress, you let out a nervous breath. Your reflection looked right back at you as you turn your body every which way, observing the dress as it lay on your body. It was a deep red - similar to the color of red wine - made of silk, tight to your body; perfectly showing off your curves. The straps were thin, with a square neckline, and a high slit on the side of your leg; stopping mid-thigh. The skirt ended right on the floor, hiding your black heels. Overall, it was gorgeous. You felt gorgeous. You weren't really expecting Kingsman, or Harry rather, allowing you to choose your own dress for this mission. Fixing your hair, you gave yourself one last look right when there was a knock at the door. 

"Come in," You called out, grabbing the small gold earrings - a birthday present from Roxy - and placing them in your ears. The door opened, and in came Merlin, dressed in a dashing ebony suit, black tie, shiny black shoes, and gold cufflinks. Upon meeting his eyes in the mirror, you froze momentarily before smiling at him, "Hi, Merlin, could you help me with this?" You asked, fumbling with the small gold necklace. It was in the shape of the north star, and it so happened to be a gift from Eggsy; also a birthday present.

Harry, for your birthday, last year, had gifted you a novel that you had your eyes on, and had spoken about more times than not. By the time a month had passed after your birthday, you had read the book more than three times. It was hard to put down when you weren't on a mission. And Merlin... He gave you a small dagger; which you were grateful for, it was very useful during missions, and it fit perfectly in your garter - for exact missions like this one.

Raising his fist to his mouth, he cleared his throat before walking further into the room. Upon reaching you, he carefully took the necklace from your fingers. Standing behind you, he reached around, and gently placed it around your neck; it landed delicately on the center of your chest. You tried to regulate your breathing as you felt the tips of his fingers brush against the back of your neck as he clasped it in place. Merlin's hand lingered there for a moment longer before taking a step back. "There." He stated as you let out a breath you didn't even know that you were holding. "Are you ready?"

Turning slightly to face him, you nodded. "Are you ready?" You asked him in return, only for you to get a nod in response. 

Side by side, you said your farewells to Harry, who in turn, wished you good luck. Exiting Kingsman Headquarters, you clutched your bag with one hand as you and Merlin walked down the stone steps and to the awaiting car. Merlin sped a bit further than you, surprising you by opening the passenger door for you, which made you smile. Sitting down, you buckled your seat belt as Merlin shut your door before slipping into the driver's seat. 

Beginning to drive to the large estate where Mr. Cobb was holding his event, Merlin spoke up. "Do you remember our names?" He asked, staring ahead toward the road, his face stoic, as usual. 

Huffing, you answered, "Mark and Natasha Pierce. We've been married for the past couple of months, Harry mentioned we should act like we're still in that honeymoon phase or whatever." You said, a bit irritated. "You know that I know this stuff. We just went over all of it before lunch." You added, turning your head slightly to glance at his side profile.

"Of course," He began, "I was simply making sure."

Crossing your arms, you frowned slightly, "I've been on like... A hundred missions, Merl," You watched as he glanced at you, raising an eyebrow. "Okay, maybe not a hundred but you know what I mean. I'm a damn good Kingsman." You reminded him.

"Of course you are," Merlin spoke, "If you weren't good at this, you wouldn't be here." Stopping at a light, he added, "I just wanted to make sure."

Shifting in the seat slightly, you leaned against the car, closing your eyes briefly to rest for a second. Opening them again, you looked out of the window. Looking at the sunset, you admired it for a bit, and before you knew it, you were at the estate.

Parking along the large field with the other fancy cars, Merlin turned off the engine. Turning in his seat slightly, he let a hint of a smile grace his lips at the sight of you, leaned against the car door, temple pressed onto the chill glass window, your eyes closed; asleep. Reaching over, Merlin's fingers just brushed the stray hairs that fell in front of your face, mentally debating whether or not to sweep them behind your ear. Instead, he pressed his hand on your upper arm, gently shaking you awake. Your eyelids fluttered open, blinking rapidly.

"We're here." He said simply, pulling his hand away.

Sitting up, you looked around, seeing the large home before you. "Oh." You muttered, grabbing your bag, and unbuckling.

"Elyan, wait." Merlin spoke up, your hand just brushing the car door to exit as you looked over at him, curiously, "Here." He continued before opening his coat pocket and pulling out a ring. It was beautiful. You felt your breath hitch, as your eyes widened, your whole body becoming rigid.

It was a golden band, topped with small white diamonds, and a round brilliant cut green Sapphire in the center. It was so delicate and ornate. It was perfect. 

You almost felt like crying. On the one hand, you were so happy to receive such a ring to wear for a mission, but on the other hand... You wished that Merlin was giving you the ring for a different reason. The more you stared at the ring, the more nervous you became. This was going to be a tough mission, you didn't know how you were going to handle having to pretend to be in a relationship with a man that you had been in love with. The thought of it made your stomach twist unpleasantly. None of this was real. 

Clearing your throat, you pulled your gaze from the ring. "Thank you..." You breathed, looking up at him and offering him a weak smile. Taking the ring and slipping it onto your ring finger, you felt your breath leave you. "It's beautiful."

"Harry picked it out," He spoke as he pulled out his own ring, a simple golden band, and slipped it on his own ring finger. You hummed, staring down at the ring. You knew that it was a possibility that Harry would pick out all the attire and accessories that you needed for the mission, he had done so for many missions in the past. Though, you couldn't help but be a bit disappointed.

"Well," You cleared your throat, "He isn't getting this back after the mission. It's mine now."

Merlin said nothing more than that, opening his door to walk around the car for you. Opening the door for you, you took his offered hand, stepping out of the vehicle. 

Entering the large home, your arm looped with Merlin's, you looked around at the high ceilings, paintings on the walls, and marble statues. You let out a breath, your hand at your side tightening its hold on your small clutch. Merlin seemed to notice how tense you were becoming, as he squeezed your hand that was on his arm lightly, "You can do this." He whispered in your ear.

Looking up at him, you nodded, "Right." You murmured quietly, taking a deep breath.

Merlin led you through the house, through numerous hallways, before finally arriving at the ballroom. The live orchestra was playing some sort of classical tune, and everyone seemed to be mingling together as if they were old friends. Everyone's faces were painted with smiles and their bodies were swaying slightly to the music. Though it all seemed to be a pretty calm and enjoyable scene, all these people were either corrupt government officials or criminals, all pretending. Immediately as you stepped into the large ballroom, you entered the lion's den. 

"Do you care to dance, Natasha?" Merlin asked, making your gaze snap from the dancing and up to him. 

Nodding, you offered him your best smile, all the while, you could feel the butterflies in your stomach swarming. Letting out another breath as Merlin began to make his way to the dancefloor with you, you told yourself to get a hold of yourself. This was an important mission, you had to push your feelings back and get this mission done and over with. 

'Play the part, play the part, play the part.'

Wrapping his arm around your waist, Merlin took your hand as your free hand came to rest on his shoulder. Gripping his hand tighter, Merlin began to lead you in a waltz, his dark eyes looking down, right into your soul; you couldn't look away. As he moved his foot, he guided yours, keeping the two of you perfectly in sync with the music. 'This is nice,' You thought to yourself, letting yourself relax.

After several moments of quiet and slow dancing, Merlin finally broke the silence with a question, "How are you feeling?" He queried softly.

"Better," You muttered, glancing around, you realized that you were technically supposed to spot Mr. Cobb while you were dancing. "He's by the bar," You murmured, eyes landing on the man from over Merlin's shoulder. 

Sean Cobb was a young man, around your age, falling into the family business after his parents mysteriously disappeared. He wasn't married, nor did he have children. His hair was a dark brown color, and it framed his face, stopping at his shoulders. His eyes were dark brown with a sliver of gold in them. He was wearing a black suit and a tie with an emerald pin. His outfit wasn't quite extravagant, and obviously expensive. His hands were wrapped around a whiskey glass filled with amber-colored liquid, watching the other couples dance. 

As the song slowly came to an end, you and Merlin broke apart, "That's my cue," You muttered, turning to head towards the bar. Leaning against the bar beside Sean Cobb, you waved down the bartender. Smiling, you ordered a drink, spying from the side of your eyes that Sean Cobb had been staring at you the entire time.

"Well, hello beautiful." He drawled, resting his cheek against his fist.

"Thank you. But I have a name..." You turned towards the man, looking at him over the rim of your glass.

Taking a sip from his drink, Sean gave you a lecherous smirk. "What can I call you, sweetheart?" He asked.

"Natasha Pierce..." You answered as you took a seat on the plush stool in front of him, "But you can call me anything you want." You smiled flirtatiously.

Sean's grin widened as he took the chance to look at you, his bright blue eyes slowly dragging along your figure. You wanted to throw up, but you kept your cool, allowing the man to continue to gaze at you. "My, my..." He trailed off, smirking, "Are you here with anyone?"

You sighed, lightly rolling your eyes as you took a small sip from your drink, "My husband actually." At those three words, Sean's smirk faltered slightly.

"Your husband? Where is he then?"

Raising your eyebrow, you glanced over at him, "I don't really know. He's somewhere around here." Crossing your legs, you let your leg slip through the slit, immediately catching Sean's eyes; his eyes trailing the expanse of your exposed leg. "But, enough about him, what's your name, handsome?"

"Sean." His voice was smooth, like melted chocolate.

"Hello, Sean..." You mumbled lowly, "What do you do exactly?" You asked, leaning forward slightly.

"Well, I am a weapons dealer." He responded smoothly, raising his eyebrow and leaning closer to you. You didn't move away, instead, you placed your empty glass down on the bar counter, "And what about you, gorgeous? What do you do?"

Biting your lip, you spoke, "I work for the government. So does my husband. We run the weapon creation firm." You smiled at him innocently.

You felt sick to your stomach, just being near this guy was creeping you out. On top of that, poor Merlin was hearing all of it with those glasses of his. Though, you should've been used to the thought of it, since Merlin always listened in on your missions, being the tech genius he was and all. You also hated that you were sometimes asked to go on missions because you were attractive and the targets would let their walls down around you. 

But after Harry took over as the new King Arthur, your missions were greatly based on your excellent combat strategies rather than your looks. It was just this one that you were stuck doing. Harry promised that this was the last mission you ever had to do where you had to flirt with the criminal. He would gladly send you on more combat-based missions, your comfort was important to him.

Before you knew it, you were walking down the hall to have a private chat with Sean the weapons dealer. Once you got into the hallway though, Sean stopped, and that's when you felt something press against your side. Sean wrapped an arm behind you, tightening his hold on your waist as you looked down and confirmed that it was indeed a gun. Dropping your shoulders, you turned to look up at Sean with a rather unimpressed expression on your face. 

"Really?" You began, raising an eyebrow, "A Colt?" You gestured to the gun almost painfully pressed into your lower ribs. "A bit extra, don't you think."

Sean glared down at you, pushing you forward, "Shut up, I know what you were playing at. You're pretty easy to read, princess." He sneered, and you mentally gagged at the nickname.

"Gee, what gave me away?" You asked sarcastically, watching as you turned down a secluded hall. 'Almost there...'

"I have the registry for every single weapons worker in the government who works with me," He paused in the middle of the hall, "And there is no 'Natasha Pierce' on it." Punching the code into the keypad on the wall, his office door opened. Moving inside, you quickly glanced around the room as the door shut.

"What are you going to do? Kill me?" You asked, feeling as he pressed the gun into your side, making you wince.

Sean grinned evilly, "Yeah. This room is soundproof." He turned you around, pressing your chest into his as he stared down at you; gun now pressed into your stomach, "No one will hear you scream." All the while, your free hand fiddled with the slit of your dress.

"Noted," Grinning as you watched Sean's smirk falter in confusion. You heard the gun fall to the ground, his eyes widening as he staggered back slightly; your dagger was buried deep into his stomach. Your hand tightened around the handle, "Now, why don't you give me the password to that there computer, huh?" You asked with a glare, only for Sean to spit in your face. Pulling the blade out of Sean, you watched the blood pour out of his wound. Taking a second, you watched as he stumbled further back, hitting the wall before falling to the ground; his blood foaming a puddle around him. "What a shame." You tutted sarcastically, opening your clutch, you grabbed a small napkin; wiping your face before cleaning the blood from the dagger and putting it back on your garter. "Merl, I'm in," You spoke, rushing to the computer, leaning over to jiggle the mouse, turning it on. "But I assume that you already knew that."

"Good work, Elyan. Get the files, a few guards are beginning to grow suspicious." Merlin replied but you were already on it.

~~~

And that was how you got into this situation. Opening your clutch, you grabbed your gun, spinning around to shoot at some of the guards that were chasing after you. You were able to take out three, your bullets going through their heads as you quickly backed down the hall. Once at the end of the hall, you were about to turn around the corner when you felt an arm wrap around your waist, pulling you back into a small room. 

Initially, you felt the heat of panic fill your blood as the door to the small, dark room closed shut. 'Great,' you thought, 'I'm going to die in a closet.'

"Elyan." At the sound of his voice, you sighed, your stiff shoulders dropping in relief. 

Turning around in his arms, you strained your eyes to see Merlin, "Thanks," You breathed out, trying to back out of his arms, only to bump into the wall behind you. 

You felt a wave of nervousness wash over you at the mere thought that you were in a dark closet-like room, pressed impossibly close to your crush. You swallowed hard, "So, uh..." You cleared your throat, "What do we do now?" Merlin said nothing, reaching out to open the door, but it wouldn't budge. He tried a couple more times before a strand of curses left his lips, his Scottish lilt becoming more noticeable; making your heart skip a beat. He couldn't even try and kick the door down, there was hardly any room to breath, let alone move. "Don't freaking tell me that we're stuck in here." You began, raising your hand up in the limited space to pinch the bridge of your nose. 

Merlin let out a sigh, his warm breath fanning your face, "We are."

"You've got to be kidding me… This has to be karma or something." You exclaimed before muttering out, "First having to flirt with that Cobb creep and now this."

"Karma?" Merlin asked, and you nodded.

"Yeah, I mean this is your first mission in like twenty years and I stole Harry's sandwich this morning." Merlin let a small, amused smile lift the corners of his lips, as you continued, "How are we going to get out of this?" You asked the man, whose small grin turned back into a serious frown. “You’re the more experienced one out of us.”

"I've already sent Galahad our location," Merlin answered, raising his hand, his fingers brushing against a string. Cautiously, he pulled down, a light bulb quickly lighting up the place, you sighed; finally, you could see..

"He’s back? Great, so, we just wait here?" You said sarcastically, rolling your eyes, "That'll take forever."

"Unfortunately." Merlin said, "I apologize, Elyan." Glad that he was finally able to see you, and even with your hair messed up a bit, you still looked breathtaking.

Shaking your head, you raised a hand to pat his chest, "It's fine, don't worry about it." Quickly dropping your hand after you realized what you had done. "It's not like you sent me on this mission." You shrugged, looking anywhere in the small closet but at him. “I’m going to blame Harry.”

"I never told you how stunning you look tonight," Merlin stated suddenly, his hand coming up to brush the fallen strands of hair behind your ear. His hand slowly moved from your ear to your cheek. You could feel his cold hands on your skin, his touch sending shivers down your spine.

Looking up at him, you gazed into his dark eyes, "Oh... Well, thank you." You muttered, furrowing your eyebrows as you tilted your head into his hand, "What's going on with you?" You whispered, as Merlin just stared down at you, his gaze intense but warm. "Did you hit your head or something? I mean, the ceiling in here is pretty low." You sputtered out a small laugh, trying to hide how bashful and nervous you were feeling with a joke, but it didn't seem to help the situation like usual.

Merlin sighed, his hand dropping from your cheek, and looking away from you, Merlin spoke, "Nothing's wrong, I promise." His accent thickened a little with his words, "Just a bit of a headache, nothing you should concern yourself with."

"Merl, how long have we known each other?" You asked, narrowing your eyes at him, "You can trust me."

Merlin stared down at you, an unknown look in his eyes, lips pulled into a straight lip; pursed. “I’m not very good at this, love,” He muttered, almost too quiet for you to hear. It was then that Merlin seemed to shake himself out of whatever trance he was in. His eyes softened and you swore that you saw a flash of sadness in them, which disappeared almost as soon as it had appeared.

Staring up at the man, you let in a breath as you took a chance. One that could either blow up in your face or change everything. Reaching up, you stood up on your toes before placing your hand on the side of Merlin’s face, gently stroking the soft skin. Your thumbs brushed against his cheekbones lightly as you looked up at him; it seemed everything was going alright, he hadn't pushed you away.

And finally, you pressed your lips to his, soft and chaste. Slowly, you pulled back, your hands falling from his face to rest on his chest. Your heart hammered in your chest, nerves rising as you worried that you had ruined everything. Slowly, he raised his own hand, moving to cup your chin gently. You felt your breath catch in your throat, unable to say anything as he leaned down closer to you. The smell of his cologne filled your nostrils once more, making your stomach tighten.

You felt his soft lips press against yours, his mouth parting slightly. A slight gasp escaped you as you immediately kissed him back. It took everything in you not to cry in relief as you gripped his jacket tightly. All you could think was, 'thank you' to whatever higher power was out there as one of his hands came up to cup the back of your head while the other wrapped around your waist.

Pulling away, you let out a shaky breath as he placed his forehead against yours. You both stayed silent, enjoying the moment as you caught your breath. Finally, you said, "I should steal Harry's sandwiches more often..." You joked, smiling as you looked up into those enchanting brown eyes again.

He chuckled before bringing you closer, but before he could say anything, the closet door opened revealing Eggsy. He immediately smirked, looking between you and Merlin in each other's arms. "Well, time to go, love birds." He spoke, voice chipper. Awkwardly, you both pulled away, quickly leaving the closet. Walking down the hall, Eggsy continued to tease, "If I knew that throwing you two in a closet would finally get you two together, I would've done it ages ago."

The pair shot daggers at his back, Merlin mumbling under his breath. You scoffed, "Come off it, Eggsy." You grumbled, though your sour expression didn't last for long when Merlin gently took your hand in his. You smiled at him, letting his fingers intertwine with yours as you walked down the hall towards the exit.

[randomtasteinfandoms]

shoot me| eggsy unwin

Authors Note| I haven’t actually seen the Kingsman movies in a hot minute so some details are gonna be off, but I imagine this taking place in the 2nd movie

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summary| when you and eggsy get captured on a mission, he is told to shoot you.

It’s moment such as this when the rule against Kingman agent dating makes sense. Especially if both parties in the relationship are agents. It made it too easy to target agents, especially since it was an old trainee leading to your downfall.

Charlie Hesketh. Once a possible Kingsman agent, back when Eggsy was in the running that is, now an enemy who has captured the both of you on Poppy’s island. 

You and Eggsy, a forbidden romance really. You had already been a Kingsman agent for a few years when Eggsy came along. You weren’t exactly an active agent, more along the lines of what Merlin did, however since Eggsy joined you found yourself in the field a lot more often. 

It was truly an unlikely romance. A true shock when it was revealed. Eggsy was cocky, you were the opposite. Quiet, but you knew what you were capable of, he liked that about you.

Charlie had captured you and Eggsy and in a very roman way, he pitted the two of you against each other. Only one of you was getting out of this thing alive. He wanted you two to fight to the death. It was ‘equal’ as he put it, giving each of you a gun with a single bullet. You were surrounded by many men with machine guns, you were trapped. Who ever lost would be shot by the winner, either way it was a lover killing their lover and Charlie loved it. 

It was obvious who was going to win. Either of you would simply pull the trigger, which Charlie had made it clear that it had to be a killshot, you would have to physically battle. Eggsy was much stronger than you and you both knew that.

Eggsy had tried to lose, he even dropped his gun. He would rather himself die. However, you were smaller than him and could move yourself in a way that got Eggsy on top of you. Forcing your gun into his hand, barrel against your forehead. 

Eggsy was crying, sobbing even. His vision was blurry as his hand shook holding the gun. You were also crying underneath him, holding the barrel of the gun so he couldn’t move it. He refused to put his finger on the trigger. 

“Eggsy.” You whimper softly in some attempt to calm him down, but it only made him cry harder. 

“Eggsy, it’s okay. It’s okay” He continued to sob above you, eyes closed, hating the sight of that damn gun against your head. 

“Eggsy, shoot me. It’s okay. It’s part of the job.” 

It’s part of the job. A statement that you both agreed on, no matter what, if it was part of the job... that came first, the job always came first. In that moment Eggsy couldn’t help but flinch at the statement, how could he be so stupid to promise that. 

You removed your hand from the gun to place it on Eggsy’s face as your other hand was intertwined tightly with Eggsy’s 

“I love you, now shoot me.” 

Within seconds Eggsy was sat up with the gun against his own head, closing his eyes tightly. 

“Eggsy, No!” 

A gunshot rang out and you scream as Eggsy’s body came crashing down on top of you. You sob through a scream for a few seconds before hearing Harry’s voice along with gunshots. That’s when you heard the breathing and sobbing of Eggsy in your ear. 

“Y/N, it’s okay. I’m okay. I love you.” 

[agent-scotch]

What if they kissed? - Merlin

Send "What if they kissed?" and I'll write a scene where our muses kiss, even if they aren't shipped together. it is it's own thing and doesn't have to lead to an official ship. a "what if scenario"

This wasn't really what she thought getting up close with the Quartermaster was going to be like. But Merlin was the only person she knew who understood every detail of the Kingman CL650's motherboard like she did.

Only the most experienced engineers and pilots knew about the secret hatch below the cockpit that housed the motherboard or 'the brain'. Unfortunately the brain was a relatively cramped horizontal shaft; a jungle of pipes, cable and blinking hard drives that barely fit two people.

He laid on his back whilst trying finish wiring a cable to a circuit board and hold it in place. Sora's back brushed up against his shoulder as she looked over. The space smelled of steel with the hint Merlin's aftershave.

"I got that bit," she said retrieving a red connector and rolling over, their legs brushing against each other.

Grabbing hold of a railing she hoisted herself up carefully, not to bump into any wiring or electrical bits and over Merlin's torso. Her biceps began to feel the strain of the position, she was hovering inches above him. She carefully secured it in the proper place for Merlin to connect the cable.

The small task was soon concluded when her head connected with an above pipe. She yelped in pain and her arm gave, dropping herself directly on top of the Scotsman - her lips crushing against his.

Her eyes widened at the sudden sensation. Face red , she attempted to push herself up from him - only for her head to meet the same pipe.....again. Dropping herself on top of the Quartermaster whose face was equally red, she clutched the top of her head and groaned loudly into his shoulder. She could feel a tear escape her eye.

What a disaster.

[sibsteria]

still the same to me [harry hart]

prompts: ''it was you the whole time'', ''I'm not going anywhere'', ''people are staring'', ''first second I saw you, I couldn't get over how beautiful you were''

summary: on a mission, you have to seduce your target into a secluded room, Harry doesn't like this but has to go along with it

a/n: I refuse to write about Merlin's death unless it's for angst, so in my mind, he's alive and well.

''Y/n, your mark is approaching, I hope you have prepared an opening line.'' Merlin's thick accent funnelled into my ear via comm.

''Well shall I thank my slag of a date for our crossed paths or yours?'' I smiled at him, trying to convey a sultry vibe.

''I should be urged to say both?'' He raised an eyebrow, ordering a malt whiskey, classic and boring.

''And for you miss?'' He wants to buy me a drink, cute, unlike what he did a month ago.

''A martini, gin not vodka, obviously. Stirred for ten seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. Thank you.'' I winked at the bartender, crossing my legs slowly and seductively.

''So, what has you down, pretty lady?'' I could gag at his flimsy attempt at flirting.

''Date gone bad, I had arranged a meeting with an estranged ex and well, you can take a guess.'' I sighed, bringing my head into my hands, all part of the plan.

''Well, he did you wrong honey, not at men can be proper gentlemen.'' If only I could see my Harry's face as he proposed himself as a gentlemen, I could hear the steam rolling off him.

''Yes well, like you say, not all men. So what brings you here?'' I was curious as to the excuse he would pull.

''Ah, same as you my dear-'' I heard a slight kerfuffle in my comm, must be Harry, ''broken heart.'' I gave him a 'smile of empathy' ha, please.

I almost infringed my cover as I heard Harry from my ear piece ''What a fucking disgrace.'' Damn.

''Well I suggest we right how we've been wronged, you see that back stock room over there? Empty. What do you say?'' His hand slid up my thigh, if only my skin was made of cyanide.

I had to stop my eye from twitching as I answered him, ''Sure, see you there in five.'' I winked to cover a twitch, hopefully he didn't suspect anything.

''You hear that Galahad? Take the back exit, there's some stacked boxes on your right as you enter. Y/n be sure to make some noise on my command so Harry can slip inside.'' I heard Merlin inform Harry, he mumbled something along the lines of 'he'd better not try to slip inside her' before Merlin told me he was on his way.

''I'll be surprised if the guy will still be able to walk after this.'' Merlin sighed, a jealous Harry Hart is a dangerous sight.

I took a deep breath before turning the knob to which the patron of disgust stood. He hummed as he took me by the waist, edging me towards the wall. I felt him kiss up my neck, I pray to god that Merlin signals soon.

By the time he reached my jaw I heard him, ''Y/n, noise, now.'' I did what I knew to do. Flipping us over I slammed him against the wall, kicking over some boxes in the process, I really hope Harry got in.

''Wow, a girl who knows what she wants, sexy.'' I could throw up right now.

The plan was to stay silent and take him down, apparently Harry didn't get the memo.

''You're a fucking disgrace you know that?'' Harry shot up from the darkness.

''Harry, oh no, no no.'' I heard my ear piece.

''Who are you? Some perv? Wanna watch, I'm sure she won't mind.'' I headbutted him with all the strength I had before turning him round pinning him against the wall. His face slammed against the wall, I pulled his arm around to his back, feeling a crack. I've broken his arm, good.

''You fucking crazy bitch!-'' I cut him off.

''Oh shut up.'' Before reaching for my garter pulling out my small handgun, I slam his head with the butt of the weapon, this didn't bring him down.

''I think it's about time I teach you some manners, young man. Especially on how to treat a lady.''

You can guess what happens next.

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''Harry, I admire you for defending me but-'' I tried to reason with him.

''No buts, I'm happy I did what I did.'' He spat, ''Fucking deserved it. You didn't enjoy it did you? Being tossed around like bread dough?'' He narrows his eyes at me.

I look at him, heartbroken, ''How could you say that Harry Hart?! I fucking love you, not anyone else. Even when I first started here, it was always you, it was you the whole time. How dare you say nor even think that? We're done here, people are staring.'' I mumbled in a rage, storming off, I need to cool down.

''Shit.'' I heard Harry say. Yes, shit indeed.

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He entered our shared room at the new compound later that evening.

''I hope you're not done with me, after all this time.'' I heard a solemn voice from the doorway.

''Done with you? Never. Mad at you? Extremely.'' I looed at him with sadness in my eyes.

''You know, the first second I saw you, I couldn't get over how beautiful you were. A strong, smart agent who knows what's best for her? Of course I fell for you.'' It wasn't my plan to give into his charm so quickly but I couldn't help it.

''Just so you know, Mr. Hart? I'm not going anywhere, you're not getting rid of me, ever.'' I told him, approaching a sentimental yet light approach.

''So I'm Mr. Hart now?'' My Harry was back, sweet, gentle and fucking annoying teasing little shit Harry Hart.

''Only if I get to be Mrs. Hart.'' I knew this was a risk, oh well.

''Darling, you were Mrs. Hart when you first walked through the door.'' I ran to him, nearly toppling us over when I pulled him into a thick and loving embrace.

''You're not getting rid of me now, I'm telling you, I can be one hell of a stalker.'' I bantered, pressing small kisses all over his face.

''I would tell you the same, my dear.'' He hummed, as we backed up towards our bed, he fell on top of me

''Harry!'' I whined, laughing, guess I'm stuck here now.

''Marry me.'' I took a pause, to kiss him, obviously.

''You didn't even have to ask Harry.'' I whispered with sincerity.

''Next week, marry me, I can't wait any longer.'' You're a fucking character Mr. Hart.

''My answer remains the same.'' I took his face in my hand, my thumb brushing over where his left eye once was. I didn't care what he looked like, I just wanted him.

''You don't have to pretend you still like to look at me.'' He sighs.

''I'm not pretending. You're still as handsome as you were the day I met you.'' I kissed the scar, then I kissed him, locking my hands in his hair. He sighs into the kiss, it was a happy sigh, I could tell.

''Get some rest, you're getting married next week.'' He winked, or rather, blinked at me.

''I love you.''

''I love you, Mrs. Hart.''

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Chapters: 1/1 (4′562 words) Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Merlin/Roxy Morton | Lancelot Characters: Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Merlin Additional Tags: Valentine's Day, Established Relationship, Long-Distance Summary:

“I thought we wouldn’t be these people,” Roxy says. Valentine’s day or not, they have a mission to run.

Seasonal Roxlin fic up now! @childishzombiejellyfish @heynonnyhey @iwasnttrainedforthis

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[kingsmanhartwin]

A collection of all the weird geo-edits I did for the first film on my old computer!

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I dont know if anyone did this but....

Okay so quick question.... in kingsman Harry Dieing could have been avoided, right?

I mean

They had bulletproof umbrellas

Had a watch that could cause amnesia, kill, etc

Suits that probably were also bulletproof

And a number of other gadgets

And yet they didn’t have the glasses be bulletproof?? It makes no sense..

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👻 Merlin is a Star Trek and Doctor Who fan. In fact he worked for years till he built his own version of the Sonic Screwdriver which sadly he hasn't been able to used in the field and no agent will use 'cause it is for the exclusive use of his geek hands

OYES, I agree with this 100% and then some.

Merlin adores Doctor Who and Star Trek (and tolerates Star Wars). He makes subtle references all the time that few people around him recognize. He is just waiting for an agent to come around that will at least chuckle at his nerdy sense of humor. Like the one time he made a Bad Wolf reference that he thought was very clever but Eggsy just stared at him, ugh!

Merlin also secretly wants to date a cosplayer. He has no desire to dress up himself as he is very particular about his clothes, but loves building the gadgets and constructing realistic pieces based off the references. So right now he just hoards all of his creations, poor boy. 

And when Merlin does end up in a relationship, he takes it upon himself to educate you on everything he can. He loves seeing you get excited when he shares something you haven’t seen. And he is so eager to try the things you show him, too. Like somehow he totally missed BSG and has only seen maybe three episodes of The Twilight Zone. Date nights together on the couch or snuggled in bed while a show plays are your little tradition. And pretty soon the alcohol gets involved and many a date-night ends with late night debates over the physics of such and such that are settled with kisses.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Merlin (Kingsman), Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Amelia (Kingsman) Additional Tags: Merwin, meet cute, alternative universe, Oxford, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Word Play, alternative first meetings, One-Shot, Pre-Relationship Summary:  The cashier at the local coffee shop is a moron, she keeps misspelling his name as "Merkin", and today, someone standing behind him seems to find this funny.

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle + Character Archetypes

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spECTACULAR!!!

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Incorrect Kingsman ;)

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Honestly one of my fav videos ^^

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Current mood:

That scene in Kingsman where Merlin finds out that Galahad doesn’t know who his favorite singer is.