#kmag imagine

[agendabymooner]

family ties ! kevin m. x ofc (norris!ofc)

summary: with lando forgetting his brother-in-law's being in the grid, his big sister lola norris came swooping in to make light of the situation with their banters. OR, lola was a supportive woman who can balance being a sister to the mclaren driver and a wife to the haas driver.

content warning: brother!lando x sister!ofc banter, established relationship (married!kmag and ofc), oscar piastri trying to get the little brother privilege from lando, smau based on the 'f1 drivers as babies' video (grill the grid 2023), briefly mentions tv show shameless cast

note: never wrote any k-mag fic before BUT the clip of lando saying "forgot he was a driver" prompted me to write this- it's been a while since that video's been out so this thought had been haunting me for WEEKS! enjoy xx

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💌re:moony’s planner + convo with mooners open!

F1 DRIVERS AS BABIES! | GRILL THE GRID 2023 | EPISODE 5 by formula 1

tagged kevinmagnussen

liked by nicohulkenberg, haasf1team, landonorris

user1 YES BABY SLANDER HIM

user2 lando forgetting that kevin's a driver when the man showed his tattoos at that one ice tub video in singapore??? throw that man back to the slammer

lolanmagnussen real 🙌

user2 omg mother

charles_leclerc lando was saying his prayers in the group chat when that grill the grid video came out 🤣

lolanmagnussen as he should king 💅

oscarpiastri at least i can't forget about astrid and ingrid's dad like the other guy did 🤷‍♀️ liked by lolanmagnussen

user3 "THE OTHER GUY" IM DEAD-

user4 using that piastRIZZ on big sister norris huh, oscar?

landonorris how many times do i have to apologize 😭 liked by lolanmagnussen

lolanmagnussen cry about it

haasf1team in this house, we don't forget about k-mag 🥰 liked and pinned by lolanmagnussen

lolanmagnussen preach 🗣

kevinmagnussen you're such a delight min elskede 🤣❤️ my darling liked by lolanmagnussen

lolanmagnussen 🤗

tagged kevinmagnussen, lolanmagnussen

liked by charles_leclerc, alex_albon, oscarpiastri

maxfewtrell i was hoping to see your little brother privileges revoked tbh 😩

lando.jpg how unfortunate.

user1 petty ass mf 😭

alex_albon oscar not in the dinner, lando??? 🤣

oscarpiastri no, he took my invitation and ripped 'em apart

kevinmagnussen we'll get you a new one oscar 😆

kevinmagnussen nice to see you haven't forgotten about me yet!

lando.jpg i forgot about you one time and now you and lola won't live that down 😒

kevinmagnussen she said to use this against you in case you're acting up

lando.jpg stop listening to your wife for a moment kevin i'm begging

user2 i didn't think that this duo would exist ever ngl

lando.jpg get in line

lolanmagnussen someone's scared of losing their little brother card huh 😆

lando.jpg 🙄

the norris-magnussen girls

astrid magnussen and ingrid magnussen

[f1incorrectquotess]

Nico: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.

Kevin: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

[linovrse]

if i wrote an f1 fic (driver x reader au) would you guys be supportive??

[idk-what-to-do-so-fckoff]

[whyamiawakes]

I need Ollie bearman in the haas next year, just imagine him learning how to terrorize the grid from kmag

[charlclerc]

okay but imagine dads!landoscar but Lando retired from f1 earlier than Oscar and is one of the interviewers/pundits and at the last race is interviewing Oscar with their daughter/son in his arms getting restless and Oscar takes her after the end of the interview to let Lando be able to speak with other drivers🥺

basically kmag with his daughter at Abu Dhabi broke me and I can’t stop thinking about a Landoscar version

NO because this is SO cute landoscar as dads?? oh my god??? We do not have enough fics of them like this, lando has a wdc and oscar is in the middle of getting his own or something and lando is interviewing him about it?? And their kid is just like reaching out for oscar, stop 😭😭

Maybe I gotta write a one shot of this

[drvscarlett]

oh my, imagine if she insisted that one of the grill the grid episodes was about grilling food! charles would definitely get cocky during the episode too

charles is definitely bragging that he knows his way around a grill (even though he only grilled twice or thrice). he can be heard screaming behind the camera whenever someone messes up

i can count on carlos and yuki to top the class. as well as checo and kmag and valtteri.

max and danny probably forgot to season things. lando will call for take out and place it on the grill to pretend he made it. a wildcard oscar might also be struggling to operate a grill

[whorekneecentral]

kmag and age difference smut + could you do something wit reader having a fixation with his hands

real real real - the ten kmag bitches that are out there, this is for you

It was an accident, you didn't mean to bang on his door that night. You had come in from a few, well more than a few drinks with your friends and you thought you were going over to your door, banging on it for your roommate to let you in as you couldn't be bothered to find your keys.

Imagine your surprise when your neighbour Kevin, opens his front door, half sleep and shirtless.

Did you swoon? Yes but you could blame the tequila shots for you almost falling over.

He realized what had happened, walking you over to your apartment and even finding your keys in your purse to let you in. He quickly realized your roommate wasn't home and helped you to the couch, locking the door on his way out.

You were mortified when you woke up the next door, deciding you had to thank him somehow so you baked him a cheesecake, taking it over with your most sincere apologizes. You assured him you didn't always lose yourself like that.

Kevin laughed it off, thanking you for the cheesecake and invited you in for a piece.

The rest was history.

You found yourself in bed with him this morning, as your boyfriend of course. He had gotten in late last night, his arms wrapping around you as the bed dipped was the sign that he was home.

His hand on your chest when you rolled onto your back, your boyfriend moving it to your cheek. You turned your face, kissing his palm, holding his hand with your own.

"Morning," he kisses your shoulder, snuggling closer to you. "Morning babe," you smiled, Kevin's finger brushed over your bottom lip and you can't help yourself, wrapping your lips around it.

Kevin opens his eyes, finally - watching as your tiny hand held his, your lips wrapped around his index finger. He can feel the way your tongue moves along it, his own wicked thoughts made him twitch in his shorts.

You smile at him, letting go of his finger with a pop. "I can see the thoughts in your head, don't even think about it," you tell him, sitting up. "I have a meeting in an hour."

As you were about to get out of bed, Kevin grabbed your hand and pulled you back to him. "You started it, don't think you can get away so easily." He whispers to you as he kisses you, pinning you under him.

You were most definitely going to be late for your meeting.

[monacodarling]

I mean they’re household names at this point.

Max Verstappen of Red Bull

Lewis Hamilton of Mercedes

Charles Leclerc of Ferrari

Like you cant imagine the three listed above not wearing other colors at this point

And of course the drivers of the Haas team! When you think of KMag and Nico you immediately think of Haas.

Like I’ve said! Household names at this point

[f0point5]

Edit: George said he would let Max by just because “he’s Max Verstappen in a Red Bull” but let’s be honest it’s what most of them do, bar Charles sometimes and Carlos that one time in Monza. (George in Vegas doesn’t count because I genuinely think he didn’t see Max coming)// I actually think only Lewis and nando aren’t afraid of going up against max

I don’t think Charles is scared, just like Lewis he makes the tactical decision it’s not worth it.

Idk what Fernando does he has no fear but at the same time he usually fights people for shits and giggles but not Max. I think he’s just like “go little rockstar” 😂

To be perfectly honest if I were any of those guys I wouldn’t waste time fighting Max unless it’s like? Singapore or I had some free practice data that we were within a tenth on the long runs because seriously running from him is going to chew your tyres, fighting him is going to lose you time or end without a front wing. What are they really supposed to do?

That said, I think the entire back ad midfield is scared shitless and most of the front.

Never forget KMag fighting Leclerc for 93 laps of Miami 😂 like he’d ever have done that to Max (I know he couldn’t because of the car but imagine him even trying)

[silentreigns]

The staniels's excuse is that "Stroll didn't accept blame for the incident, so Daniel's frustration is justified." I'm sorry, but what the everliving fuck? You guys give Yuki so much grief that is based on racist stereotypes for being "too hotheaded," "too aggressive," "too emotional." Yet Daniel's flop ass punted Yuki out of the race in Mexico '22, didn't accept responsibility and actually tried to blame Yuki for it, then to add salt to the wound, everyone voted Daniel driver of the day for ending someone else's race. Yuki didn't go to the media and start cursing Daniel and calling him names despite Daniel not taking responsibility AND even directly blaming YUKI.

Hell, even compare Yuki and Daniel's interviews today. Yuki wasn't to blame for his incident either, yet you see him, likely to avoid the attacks against him, visibly pause and take several seconds to compose himself and his thoughts before answering. And you bet if he would have said "I'm pissed, fuck this, fuck him" the same way Daniel immediately did, that he would have been crucified by both the media and fans.

Sorry for the rant, but frankly I've been sick of that overgrown, petulant manchild and the stans so desperate to defend him that they'll harass anything and anyone to do so for years now.

I get anon I'm still salty about Mexico 2022. But that was when his sympathy shtick was working with the general public so I am not surprised by how much people were cheering for that.

Lance said in a post race interview that it was a concertina effect and didn't use any negative words. Meanwhile PR merchant can say "fuck that guy" and everyone is eating it up. Like everyone was saying how he should be off the grid during Japan for a racing incident (that was mostly his fault), now mfs are rooting for him? Just because they don't like Lance? And also the amount of ableist and derogatory comments people say about Lance is very alarming.

Could you imagine how people would react if Yuki told KMag to go fuck himself? It would be "oh Yuki has too many temper tantrums and needs to control his emotions"

[arkhammaid]

i need pookie ONE (✨✨ carlos ✨✨) enemies to lovers is the only answer and i know that the story is just going to be SO good!!!

i literally can imagine him on his knees begging to be forgiven with his doe eyes looking up 🫣🫣

please please please im begging too 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

referring to this post

ANON I HEAR YOU!!! enemies to lovers from little stark's side but it has always been only (future) lovers from carlos. he tries so hard to be THE man and not be bothered by it but his heart breaks every time he sees the hateful gaze from his future wife (we love a delusional man)

AND YES!! carlos is literally made to be on his knees (figuratively and literally the moment little stark finally forgives him she regrets not giving in sooner 🫣)

just you wait till he finds out that kmag forwarded not only him talking shit about stark racing in the group chat but also all the times he was bitch fighting with oscar. not a good look with little stark because she loves her oscaroo (they're grid cousins, she's seb's kid and oscar is mark's kid, so of course they have to get along)

has him like this fr:

watch carlos end his rivalry with oscar only to start a blood feud with kevin. he's such a petty asshole <3

[f1-birb]

there were actually a lot of positives from today tbh, the main one being that lando reminded everyone watching, in the paddock, the media, the fans and even dare i say it the team just how good he is and why he is so highly rated. pulling those overtakes off was impressive by any standard but pulling that bottas one off in the middle of a drs train was absolutely top class. between quali in barcelona and quali & the race here, he has reminded everyone that he fully deserves to be in a top car and when he is, they had better look out.

fully agree with this

one thing that I think surprised McLaren too, especially after Andrea's comments about the car not really suiting the track and Lando's jokes about how they have negative chance unless the conditions change, is how the car actually didn't seem to struggle too much even with it being dry

both Lando and Oscar held their positions well for a long while, and we'll just brush over the SC double stack fuck up, and even with Lando having that longer than desired pit stop he managed to claw his way back and manage to overtake Bottas in the middle of a DRS train (choo choo all aboard the Albono Express)

between Barcelona practice with him leading the tyre trend, Barcelona quali which was just mwah chef kiss, and then his performance in Q2 and what it was looking to be in Q3 before Oscar's whoopsie, PLUS the race itself

it was a little reminiscent of COTA last season, though not quite as ✨ dramatic ✨ as driving with a damaged car, 6 overtakes in 14 laps and a last lap hunt down of the tank that caused the damage - although we did have him hunting down an Alpine! but nonetheless an overtaking masterclass with those ones on KMag and Bottas and his battle with Esteban

and more than that, exactly as you said, Lando reminded everyone exactly what he can do in a shitbox, so imagine him in a top car 😌

[liamlawsonlesbian]

How would you want silly szn to play out?

Ooooo good question, anon!!!

I think there are so many factors at play that it’s difficult to have one specific scenario in mind but I will lay out one option for the 2025 grid that I would like to see that doesn’t seem TOO far-fetched:

- RBR: Max, Checo on a one-year contract (I am fond of him as a blorbo-in-law, and he seems to be doing well & is likely to keep his seat, but I would love for this seat to be in play next year)

- Ferrari: Charles, Lewis (duh)

- McLaren: Lando, Oscar (I think that depending on how the rest of this season goes Oscar may be in play for 2026 but I doubt he’ll move before that)

- Aston Martin: Fernando, Lance (we all know this is unlikely to change, ymmv on how you feel about that)

- Mercedes: George, Alex — this is controversial, I know, but I think it might actually be good for both of them. And while I’m sure that Alex’s contract would be limited, I think if he gets a chance to show his stuff in a faster car for a year he’ll be in a good place for the 2026 market. And imagine the content! (This is unlikely but it COULD happen.)

- Audi/Sauber: Hulk, Carlos — I think that Carlos should go to Audi. He and Hulk have been teammates before, and I think he’s the kind of driver that deserves to have a team built around him. It would suck for him to be at a back team next year (as Audi will likely be) but I don’t think that’s a good reason to turn what is likely a very good deal down.

- VCARB: Yuki, Liam — ultimately I would love for Yuki to leave the RBR system, but I’m not sure there’s a good place for him next year somewhere else yet. Liam deserves a seat and I’m not sure where else he would get it.

- Williams: Kimi, Valtteri — give the baby a seat, but at a team that’s in a rebuilding stage, and give him a veteran to learn from.

- Haas: Ollie, Pierre — same as above + save Pierre and Este from each other (I respect KMag’s balls-to-the wall strategy atm but I’m not sure it’s a recipe for keeping his seat)

- Alpine: Esteban, Rookie of Your Choice — we’re talking about what I want here, and what I want is fresh blood. I don’t have a clear idea who could end up in this seat if Pierre (or Este) leaves but I think it would be fun to have four rookies.

All that being said, I am fond of Guanyu, Kevin, and Logie Bear and would be happy for them to stay on the grid 🤷🏼‍♀️

[racingcore]

Logan needs more confidence please and not the team fucking him up sometimes. But i have seen many Logan fans on here on tumblr. maybe my circle just doesnt overlap much of his if you get what i mean?

Well, I was talking about more visible and impactable fb, like ig or even tt, something that let him quickly get fb which is noticeable by teams and could bringthem money. Buy, you right I saw a lot of Logan's fans here.

about Kmag, if they bring in ollie and decided to keep hulkenberg idk where he will go. so thats why i was unsure about it.

Oh, I'm semi-sure hulk going to audi, soo that where I was coming from with kmag seat.

well here we go. for 2025 only. not perfect and just from top of my head. i am biased.

Exactly what I mean it to be absolutely biased no logic included.

So, for 2025 i agree with Ferrari: lewis and charles. But I'd also love to see max and charles for mischief and the plot)

Rbr: max and checo are well. But I also would love to see oscar as max teammate.

McLaren: I don't know, don't like the team currently, but I'd like to see violent version of carlando lol)

Mercedes: george and seb❤️‍🔥. george and carlos (once again just for drama) and agree with george and alex would be also nicceee)

Am: I actually lobe their current lineup

Vcarb: Yuuukkiii and Liam (my pookies)

Haas: out of the grid replaced or bought by some other team. Don't like them from the beginning. But to be serious ollie obviously (child abuse 🙄) and kimi (double childe abuse) because I like their team from f2. No logic involved with two chaotic rookies in one team. They could still McLaren from carlando as well actually. Also I'd like to see oliie with charles in ferrari.

Sauber: hulk and kmag. Love that duo this year. Completely menaces together. Let's add some horrific pitstops here, because it's truly to violent to make 2 babies going through this.

Williams: zero thoughts. I'd let for those who left play actual musical chairs to take this two seats. Well one seat, Zhou take the first.

Alpine: they are perfect, lmao. I wouldn't change anything. (Pierre, I love you, babe, but it's too fanny to change. You're a brave man, you could handle it one more season)

hi anon! i went to sleep last night after replying to your previous ask. replying now cuz well the chaos of the race is well far behind.

oh you are right about Logan in that case. He should have a nice PR thing going on cuz you know the other driver on the grid who is not doing good and is gunning for the main seat is just here cuz of PR value and looking to get the seat out of it.

yes yes i am semi sure about Hulk to Audi too but that makes me think that for next year they can keep Hulk and bring in Ollie and Kmag has nowhere to go.

So, for 2025 i agree with Ferrari: lewis and charles. But I'd also love to see max and charles for mischief and the plot)

lmao can you imagine Max in Ferrari? the absolute shit roasting that will go behing the scenes and Charles defending too. PR ferrari videos but they are just Charles and Max on crack cuz they dont even have to act XD

i want george and alex just cuz of their lore ngl

i agree with pretty much everything after except about pierre. i need to see that pookie in a nice car pls 🥺

[alwaysonf1]

Disclaimer: I don't dislike Kmag. I say this, so no one starts being weird thinking I dislike that man.

Anyway, my goodness, did he mess with multiple races today. At least two 10 second penalties for sketchy shit, damage to Alex's car, and then he was blocking everyone else from being able to make a move despite technically being 20 seconds behind. I do get that was probably to help Hulk, but I can imagine the frustration. Especially from Alex.