#knives out a glass onion mystery

[rustandruin]

Every now and then Philip joins one of Benoit’s games with his friends…

And each time he’s the first one to be accused, just so he can be free to sit around and drink his wine and catch up on his reading. (They DO NOT play in the bath.)

[iimr3]

*hitting you with a stick* no benoit blanc movies should not interact. they should not lead up to something. you need to detox from the marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning. they should be completely independent movies (maybe w some cameos/little references for fun) and go on for as long as there are stories rian johnson wants to tell in this universe. i do not want an overarching plot i do not want a team up i dont want a benoit-focused prequel i want some good old fashioned episodic murder mysteries that have nothing to do with each other!!!!!!!!!!! also rian johnson has literally said he's not gonna do a prequel and he wants the movies to all stand on their own

addendum 1: by "marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning" i dont mean that those caused this over-serialization, but i think they are partially responsible for why audiences are expecting it. learn to engage w murder mysteries on the genre's own terms

addendum 2: idc what headcanons you have. i actively encourage you to write fanfic about marta and helen solving crime if you wanna. that is literally what fanfiction is for my guy! if you want to know how phillip and benoit met THAT IS WHY FANFIC EXISTS

[nicostiel]

#they're married okay

[theoddowldoodle]

He should be in all detective shows

[skipppppy]

shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history

[dailyflicks]

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY 2022, dir. Rian Johnson

[filmgifs]

Some of the cameos in GLASS ONION (2022)

[nkp1981]

Daniel Craig: SNL bumper photo

[night-eyes1]

[autogeneratedkahootnickname]

A storytelling moment I love in Glass Onion is the throat spray. It works in the metanarrative as an excuse to not have any of the actors wear masks despite the setting, but it works in story too.

We're assuming this is set in late 2020 due to the Among Us popularity, so we're looking at peak first wave pandemic. The fact Miles has a throat spray that can, through some magic, stop the transmission of Covid for at least 4 days at the height of its spread, and the fact that, evidently, he has made no effort to mass distribute it, means either

1. This thing hasn't passed FDA approval and Miles still felt comfortable giving it to his 'friends', foreshadowing his apathy towards regulation and safety standards with Klear.

2. He's a selfish arsehole.

Both work.

[kenloganroy]

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022) dir. Rian Johnson

[nicostiel]

Glass Onion (2022) + Art

[jinglebellrockstars]

"Could Benoit Blanc have stopped Light Yagami?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

[transjudas]

Benoit Blanc calling out rich people’s bullshit

[animusrox]

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022) dir. Rian Johnson

[benoits-neckerchieves]

I am actually dying omg what the

Daniel Craig for LOEWE's Fall/Winter 2024 Men's Campaign (from @ Daniel_CraigFan on Twitter / X)