#kpop conspiracy

[kkura-chans]

idols who are probably aliens

idol: rose

reason: alien hands

idol: wonyoung

reason: alien hands

[hyunpic]

help not kurtis conner talking about the theory that jungkook is princess diana reincarnated

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

The angel on my shoulder: Shipping real people is bad. They could find it and become very uncomfortable. It it highly disrespectful to them and their significant others.

The devil on my shoulder: John Lennon coming back from the dead to fuck Paul McCartney in the ass is the greatest contribution to humanity ever known

[dolugecat]

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[megafangirlofmanythings]

Conspiracy theory sunday

KPop became popular in 2012 due to Psy's song "gangnam style".

"Elsewhere in the world, the genre has rapidly grown in success,[115] especially after Psy's "Gangnam Style" music video was the first YouTube video to reach one billion views, achieving widespread coverage in mainstream media.[116][117]"

-Wikipedia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-pop

"While the majority in Western countries have not heard about K-pop before PSY’s ‘Gangnam Style’ in 2012, Korean pop idols started to become famous in Asian countries in 2003. Singer BoA and boy group TVXQ became the first K-pop idols to successfully break into the Japanese market. "

-https://www.statista.com/statistics/937232/south-korea-kpop-popularity-worldwide/#:~:text=The,-K%2Dpop%20is&text=While%20the%20majority%20in%20Western,break%20into%20the%20Japanese%20market.

[arctic-pop]

OKAY STRAY KIDS THEORY TIME

See this picture? See anything suspicious about it???? THATS RIGHT. You recognize the silhouette dont you???

Could... one of them have a secret identity?🤨🤨🤨🤨

But thats not all!

Who are Stray Kids really???🤨😳

ALSO

theres only five shadows and 8 of them.

Thats means at least three members are vampires.

My guess is Han, Felix, and uhhh idk the last one yet.

Ill keep you guys updated on my conspiracy rheory research 😎 cuz thats what good reporters do. 👌

[sudaca-swag]

not the chinese variety shows editing jun and minghao as a married couple asdkwlf (i agree)

[thesingingrevolution]

belift not promoting sunghoon is crazy to me like they gave him an mc job but where are the editorials the magazine covers the advertisements the brand deals how can you have a man with visuals like that i’ve been going crazy today thinking about it like i truly believe with the proper promotion sunghoon could be as known for his visuals as cha eunwoo or seokjin because he’s that gorgeous but this company is so bad they do nothing

for every member too but they literally aren’t even trying like it’s BAD so let me try to give them a push it’s just ridiculous how hybe is not dividing their resources well and it’s obvious to us

[ghostie-galaxi]

This just accrued to me but, you know the 7 Year Curse with Kpop groups that they disband after 7 years together, I think there's a new curse for 4th gen groups with the 4th Album Curse, Ghost9 had 4 albums released before 2 members left, Kingdom had 4 albums before 1 member left, TO1 had 4 albums before 4 members left, not including the Japanese albums Treasure had 4-5 albums released before 2 members left..... I don't know of anymore new groups that have done this yet but I think there's a new curse trend going on- feel free to comment other groups that I might not know of 😳

[nunap]

As a European whose radios has multiple languages playing I hate to admit that it's not a matter of popular or mainstream style. Is your song in the 3 main languages(English and Spanish and on a lesser extent french)or the country's one? Then u have radio play or else piss off

[187onacop]

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[daedalusbirk]

The newest, most exciting chapter yet of my new book, “SUPERWORLD”, is now available, only on Wattpad ! The mad #kpop idol, Ahn Jae Yoon, goes to confront the two assassins that have arrived at his Seoul apartment. What mad machinations does he have planned? Find out now, as the chapter has just been released!

[hobidyllic]

yeah so i I was today years old when i learned that the norwegian sovereign wealth fund owns 4.8% of jyp entertainment?????

[kirbirby]

I don't like conspiracy theories BUT I do have a favourite. and it's the jungkook princess diana one

[arctic-pop]

THEORY TIME PT2

STRAY KIDS

News just in: More Evidence Connecting SKZ to Telletubbies

Seungmin HIMSELF made this statement, further connecting my theory that at least some of the members have SECRET IDENTITIES

Thanks for tuning in, I'll keep you guys posted if theres anything new

[s1ckh1mb0]

Eren is a geek lover. He absolutely is enamored with you. Watching your lips with every word you spoke. The way you got excited telling him about every single new detail of the things you got interested in. Eren worked hard as a famous rnb singer, long days in the studio trying to perfect his songs. Then having to perform when he literally had the WORST anxiety known to man. It always felt like someone needed him and was on his ass about something.

But he did it all for you. For moment like this were he could come home and listen to you tell him. About the things you’ve watched in your huge list of video essays that you had in a playlist on YouTube. How you lit up telling him different facts from how the dating game killer had a coworker that also happened to be a serial killer and he didn’t know to the conspiracy theory of the 27 club, no matter what you said it always made you so happy and seeing you all giddy and stimming while you talked to him made him so content with his life.

…and his dick very hard

“I know cotards syndrome, Koro, Diogenes, fregoli, hypochondria, pica, capgras, boanthropy, apotenmophilia, kulver bulcy, ekbom, erotomania, Stendhal. Pics is like one of the more well known. You know that show my strange addiction that we watch together? Yeah so like those people who eat the random shit like the lady who ate rocks- omg that reminds me!”

Erens ass was not listening one bit. He was watching you, watching your body. You guys had been apart for a little over a month so could do a very short tour in another country and he was sick as fuck that he couldn’t bring you. Everyone knew it too. His attitude fucking sucked that trip. He was antsy, his anxiety was through the roof, he snapped at everyone, overall he fucking hated it. But now, sitting here with you he finally felt at peace.

You were sitting on his lap, yapping his ear off. His eyes couldn’t help but wander to your legs which lead him to notice you were wearing his boxers. The way your thick thighs filled them out compared to his own, he couldn’t resist grabbing them. Grabbing them led to groping them, which lead to him sneaking his hands under the boxer. This caught you off guard and stopped your sudden rant with a small gasp. He chuckled and slipped two fingers in his mouth covering them in his saliva before slipping them back under the boxers.

“Cmon baby, keeping telling me about the little videos.”

He had to have been joking. No way was he just gonna pretend he wasn’t teasing you. Like his finger wasn’t circling around your aching hole.

“Go on I’m waiting baby. Keeping telling me bout what you learned.”

As much as you wanted to roll your eyes you knew it would get you no where. This wasn’t a new thing, eren was always so needy. It was always worse after a tour. Even if it had only been a relatively short one.

“Okay well like I was saying, erotomania is something that a lot of celebrity stalkers have. Especially kpop ones. It’s when someone genuinely believes they’re in a relationship with a celebrity. Remember that girl that literally would follow you to the airport? That crazy bitch probably had it.”

Eren couldn’t help but bite his lip as he listened to you go on. God you looked so fucking good. Your hair looked so good. He was so glad he got you your own personal stylist so you never had to worry about needing to go to a shop or someone else’s house. You smelled so good too. That vanilla body oil you used was just fucking irresistible. He didn’t know whether he liked that one or the strawberry poundcake one more. Either way it only made him want you more.

He slowly slid a finger inside you, watching your face contort as you tried to keep your composure. A deep chuckle erupted from his throat. He missed seeing your face. Facetime wasn’t enough. Having to sneak off to the bathroom to jerk off to pictures and homemade pornos wasn’t enough for him. He needed to see you. To feel you. He slid his free hand up your shirt, groping your chest as he thrusted finger in out and of you.

“R-ren, fuck. Cmon baby, how am i supposed to talk while you’re doing this.”

Your whines only made eren smile as he thrusted a second finger inside you. He watched you as you threw your head back while crying out. He was enjoying every second of teasing you. You were so impatient and he knew it. That’s why he catered to every need you had. You hated having to wait and tended to be bratty when you did. So he made everything about you. Whatever you wanted you had. But this time he needed to be selfish. He wanted to watch you come undone first. And that’s exactly what we’re doing.

Your tight grip on his shoulders told him everything. Your nails were digging deep into his skin as you pushed back against his fingers. You didn’t want to admit it but you missed Ren so much. Your fingers and toys didn’t compare to what he could do. How he could prolong your orgasm by teasing you. He could feel you leaking all over his thigh, his boxers now all sticky along with his thigh. He slowly slid his fingers out of you causing you whine.

He didn’t feel bad at all. It was about him this time. He gripped your hips dragging you along his thigh, making it even more of a mess. You hid your face out of embarrassment. It was too much at how he could make you a whiny mess. No other man could do this to you but him.

You couldn’t help the small noises that fell past your lips as you grinded against his thigh. Eren shivered feeling your warm breath against the side of his neck. The way you tugged at his hair he knew you were close. He could read your body like a damn book.

“Cmon baby, almost there. Let me see you.”

“F-fuck ren, I cant.”

Eren wasn’t having that at all. You couldn’t what? You were gonna disobey him? No chance in hell. He gripped your jaw forcing you to look at him

“You telling me no baby? I could have sworn I said I wanted to see your face. I’ve been gone for a long time and you think your whining is gonna stop me?”

You loved moment like this when Eren suddenly got serious. He was…well he was very off Standish which came off to mean as others. But he babied you. The moment you told him no thought after he told you to do something? It was like a switch flipped in him. His tight grip on your face was only turning you on more which made you rut against his leg faster.

“You’re gonna be good aren’t you baby? Gonna cum for me like a good little whore?”

You eagerly nodded as you bit your lip. You could only cry out his name as you came all over his thigh, making a mess in his boxers. Eren kept his grip on your face to make sure you maintained eye contact the entire time. A smirk creeping on his face as you came.

“There you go baby, let’s go get you cleaned up..”

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@merakidoll Eren fic just like I promised🫶🏽

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Based of a conversation with my boyfriend where I literally was going on about mental illness during my rant about the many video essays I watch