#kyle clementine

[twig-the-edgelord]

New computer background!

[dwarvenchords]

the goal of clementine is to have people ask me if i’ve seen the photos of logan on a boat every time there are new ones

cause look at him!!!

[orange-acid]

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[that0nebird]

Violet/Louis stans are some of the most annoying mfs of ANY telltale-game fandom imo. Like why can't yall get along like John/Selina enjoyers???

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

I got some ideas for my next installment of “Amazing Rap Skirmishes of Fiction” (based on Epic Rap Battles of History). Of the following match-ups, let me know which sounds the most interesting:

1) Rhaenyra Targaryen (House of the Dragon) vs. Bo-Katan Kryze (Star Wars/The Mandalorian)

2) Selena Kyle (DC) vs. Nami (One Piece)

3) Jessica Jones (Marvel) vs. Robin Scherbatsky (How I Met Your Mother)

4) Dominic Toretto (Fast and Furious) vs. Peter Griffin (Family Guy)

5) Kaguya Shinomiya (Kaguya-Sama) vs. Moon Knight (Marvel)

6) Dahlia Hawthorne (Ace Attorney) vs. Trevor Phillips (Grand Theft Auto V)

7) Clementine (The Walking Dead) vs. Ellie Williams (The Last of Us)

8) Hajime Hinata (Danganronpa) vs. Shoyo Hinata (Haikyuu)

[lgbtqreads]

August 2022 Deal Announcements

August 2022 Deal Announcements

Adult Fiction Marquette University professor of English B. Pladek’s DRY LAND, set at the cusp of America’s involvement in World War I, when a young queer forester discovers an uncanny gift for growing plants, seemingly from nothing, to Dennis Lloyd at University of Wisconsin Press, for publication in fall 2023, by Brenna English-Loeb at Transatlantic Literary Agency (world English). Mark…

[gauloiseblue]

Gauloiseblue's Bookmarks

A/N: Since there's no bookmark system like they had in AO3, I decide to make one on this site. Will update the list from time to time.

COD

Price

[The True Me] by @i-am-hungry-24-7 Useless by @syoddeye Lazy Saturday Mornings by @clementine-thedestroyer Price and Beauty Mark by @ohmygraves Growing older with john price. by @obsessivelullabies Growing older with john price; smut. by @obsessivelullabies Ex-husband price, but the “ex” lays on significantly blurred lines now. by @captainfern Ex Husband!Price by @moongreenlight (A/N: you have NO idea what this fic had done to me) The boys all collectively realize that you are the captain’s favourite by @dante-mightdie

Gaz

lavender skies by @yeyinde (A/N: Gaz girlie, please read this I'm begging-) I may love Kyle, but I can totally admit when he acts like a total weirdo (he doesn’t, he’s perfect). by @theycalledhimastar

König

Ex-Lover Konig with runaway reader by @diejager Dog Hybrid König by @comfortless Hades!Konig and Persephone!reader by @comfortless Aroura Borealis by @clementine-thedestroyer

Soap

Rugby player soap fucks you after a win by @vanderilnde Pushy ass cbf!johnny and benefit pay by @shotmrmiller Valentine Days with Soap by @killerpancakeburger

Poly/HC

Fancy (Vampire! Poly! 141 x Plus size! Fem! Reader) by @swordsandholly 141 80’s Arcade AU by @clementine-thedestroyer

TF141 and "can I try your drink?" By @syoddeye (A/N: don't @ me)

The Arcana

Asra's Love by @bahrtofane Teen Asra and puppy love headcanons by @smoke-and-silver Trip adventures with Asra by @smoke-and-silver

Random/Miscellaneous

A/N: I put all of the Ghost Band stuff here bc I'm not officially into the fandom, but they're so irresistible to read hnggg

THEN // if (then) FINAL PART (Ghoap Comic) Roach's puppy eyes

Ghoap food pt. 1 👍👍 Capt Price having a cheeky wank (audio) Barry Sloane thirst trap (maybe) Bare chested Barry- Barry ugly ass poems (i'm horny) The band Ghost wildin' Ghost band shenanigan: part 1 The Ghouls + Rut Season (HC) Swiss meets red velvet ‘you’ve got to press it on you.’ (Ghost Band HC) Nameless Ghoul NSFW headcanons Swiss relationship and NSFW headcanons .... yeah not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe] - Lyudmilla Ignatenko, the wife of deceased firefighter Vasily Ignatenko, Voices from Chernobyl, by Svetlana Alexeivich (transl. Keith Gessen)

[ironfey-42]

IronStrange Week Day 6 (5/19) : Getting Married

The Story by Brandi Carlile Love You Always by Matt Mariano Stand By Me cover by Florence and the Machine All of Me by John Legend cover by Max and Zendaya Can’t Help Falling in Love cover by Kina Grannis Barefoot Kitchen Waltz by Matt Mariano Mi Todo Eres Tú (Until the Last Moment) by Yanni Voices Endless Alleluia by Cory Asbury As Long As You Love cover by Sleeping at Last Flower of the Universe by Sade To Love You More by Céline Dion cover by Lea Michele Slow Dance by Chasing Lovely How Does a Moment Last Forever by Céline Dion cover by Chanelle Tseng A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes/ So This is Love by Sabrina Carpenter Standing By by Pentatonix I Found (acoustic version) by Amber Run When the Darkness Comes by Colbie Caillat cover by Kyle Wesley and Dani Jayde A Thousand Years by Christina Perri cover by Clementine Duo I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) by The Proclaimers cover by Haley and Michaels

I made 3 playlists one on spotify and two on youtube. The spotify playlist has almost all the original version, and the other two playlists are on youtube and the first link is the one that has the versions that I chose for the IronStrange Wedding. The last playlist is the instrumental version but three of the songs don’t have an instrumental version, so enjoy.

@ironstrangehaven

Spotify IronStrange Wedding Playlist Instrumental Version

AO3

[tinyascanbe]

Beetle Shells Chapter 2

TW: nudity, very slight noncon, medical, insects

No sexual content

Deeply asleep from exhaustion and the effects from her transformation, Clementine began to have a nightmare. Horned brown glossy beetles surrounding her (at her once normal height), crawling up her, prickling legs like razors on her skin. I felt the pain in the dream and yet was glued in place, unable to even move my arms to knock off the insects. A strong odor filled my nose…sweet…but harsh like vinegar. I realized it was the pheromone, i was dripping it onto the ground, exuding the liquid as it quickly vaporized. I couldnt close my mouth or even scream as I felt the beetles begin crawling up my neck.

Immediately broken from sleep, a monumental force pushed me further into the balled up shirt. I looked around confused for a moment as my head felt clearer and the realization of everything slapped me in the face.

Kyles massive face loomed in front of me scrunched up in a look of concern eliciting a scream.

“Hey im sorry I didnt mean to scare you or hurt you with that poke, I just couldnt wake you up for awhile, I was really concerned. I cant feel a pulse on something…so little..” He trailed off and brought his face closer.

What kind of fucked up reality is this?! I attempt to move backwards but to my dismay I cant produce the force to push farther back on the shirt so i dart my eyes around observing the new location.

Im on a bed, presumably Kyles, that stretches out for what seems like forever with a fluffy blue comforter. I spot posters that look like huge billboards and the ceiling looks so so far away that its hard for me to make out any features of the overhead light. Its all too much. I realize my breathing has quickened and panic is swelling within me. I grab a corner of the shirt and pull it over the rest of my body/head and use the darkness to try and steady my emotions.

“Hey….please dont hide..” Kyle brought his hands and lifted the shirt to reveal my head. The panic and fear was tangible. Hesitantly a huge finger approached my head and despite my eyes widening and head tilting back at the massive and powerful form towering above.

He lowered the finger onto my head and its weight and size stunned me. He slowly dragged his finger back, petting my hair while he averted his eyes.

“Im hope this isnt weird I just dont know how to comfort someone at this size. I want to let you know that youre safe with me and Ill take care of you until we find a way to get you back to your normal size. Unless you have somewhere else you’d prefer to be.”

I look up and speak for the first time since Ive become so small.

“Thank you.” Its clear my shyness is apparent from the softness of my voice and I wonder how it might sound to someone of his size.

I lay in the shirt upon his thigh, heat radiating through me and my breath slows, eyes drifting close again.

“You cant sleep yet, we have to take care of your wounds Clem. You’re not really in a position to take care of them yourself at the moment. If you get an infection at this size, youre toast. Im going to take you to the bathroom now, Ill try and walk slowly for you.”

I lift up my head and observe the two hands close in on me and lift me. I observe the beige carpet and swallow realizing just how far of a fall it would be. I grip the shirt tightly and squeeze my eyes shut, waiting for it to be over.

Im lowered onto a marble countertop and watch Kyles features flush. A small medicine cabinet attached to the wall above the sink is opened above and he leans over me to sift through the contents. I stare up and the stories high man before me and watch him push back his long silky hair behind his ear. He pulls out gauze, antibiotic ointment, medical scissors, and a q-tip. My twisted or sprained ankle throbbed and Id wish I were able to walk on it so I could just take care of it all myself.

“Well… Im just going to get on with it then” Kyle states, his face flushing even darker. He moves his hands down and hesitates before removing the shirt from my tiny grasp and fully exposing me. I felt violated in the moment, like a baby getting their diaper changed. He looked me over and gently applied a prepared hand towel, damp with warm water and soap, that looked the size of a pool to me. He slowly dragged it down my body and I squirmed from the heat and rough fabric against the cuts from the glass and bug legs. A hiss escaped my lips.

“I know…I know..” he whispered from his massive lips.

“Can you flip for me?” He asked in a sheepish tone.

The embarrassment was horrific. It was like getting a brazillian wax. Bowing my head i adjust my position and then flip over as I was told to, shame overcoming me and pain shooting through my ankle. I soon felt the washcloth drape on my back and drag downward a few times. Two fingers suddenly clamped down on my sides cand lifted me into the air, my body dangling in front of his observant eyes before I was lowered onto a white fluffy hand cloth. I quickly pulled the fabric to cover myself.

“Not yet Clem. Im sorry.. Im just trying to help you. We’re almost done.” Kyle stated, still flushed as he reexposed me, now holding a qtip and antibiotic ointment.

I quickly used my hands to cover myself and crossed my legs, laid out on my back, and squeezing my eyes shut. Thick globs of the ointment now covered most of my skin which was pretty sticky and gross feeling. Kyle reached down and pulled the fluffy fabric around me, relief washing over me that it was finally done.

Silence dragged between us until a roll of gauze that was half the size of my body was held up against me. Looking up, I saw him nod and cut a 10 inch strip of it and open a small butterfly bandage.

“If you wrap this around yourself, I’ll secure it with the butterfly bandage and youll have a makeshift wrap dress, which should suffice for now.”

I take the dangling fabric from his outstretched hand and quickly wrap it around myself. He secures the bandage, bringing his fingers to gently press it on. He hesitates and brings a finger to brush my hair back from my bowed head.

“Cmon, lets go watch a tv show or something. Nothing else left we can do to change the situation tonight”

[negative-speedforce]

Assign Halsey songs to your OCs? (You can only pick one for each... good luck)

Okay so I'm counting both Halsey songs and collabs with this one

Siv: Whispers

Jay: Roman Holiday

Cassandra: Don't Play

Gina: Good Mourning

Hailey: Strange Love

Esme: 929

Arya: 3am

Ember: Empty Gold

Cat: You Asked For This

Max: I HATE EVERYBODY

Kyle: Coming Down

Eric: 1121

Jacob: Ya'aburnee

Khalil: The Prologue

Antonio: Devil In Me

Reggie: More

Ameerah: Girl Is A Gun

Rania: Ashley

Director Hawke: The Tradition

Meredith: The Lighthouse

Cory: Could Have Been Me

Kelsie: Heaven In Hiding

Torryn: Without Me

Onnie: Nightmare

Pippa: Not Afraid Anymore

Jessi: Bells In Santa Fe

Hyun-Ki: You Should Be Sad

Liah: Still Learning

Qiara: I am not a woman, I'm a god

Marie: Castle

Soraya: I Walk The Line

Thalia: Clementine

Reyna: Finally//beautiful stranger

Athena: Experiment On Me

Laila: Lie

Pyrrha: Bells In Santa Fe

Samira: Graveyard

Aldrich: Drive

Sohelia: SUGA's Interlude

Vanessa: Alanis' Interlude

Matt: Darling

Dolores: Sorry

Victorie: Hold Me Down

Kayla: Gasoline

Dori: The Other Girl

Ellis: Angel on Fire

Gabi: Forever... (is a long time)

[twig-the-edgelord]

Can you talk about how the clamentine family works? I arrived a short time ago and I don't understand the family order well, I'm very slow, I'm sorry! 😭

Don’t ever apologize for asking a question! I’m more than happy to explain!

The Clementine family is specifically made to be big and somewhat confusing. I like it when people have interpretations!

I made a family tree of the Clementine family in part one, as it’s the most confusing, and complicated.

I’ve colour coded it so it’s a bit easier too!

Rewrite

OC

Cannon (character I didn’t make)

Basically place holder

[clockwrkcabaret]

What Are We Doing?

WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves.

The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.

This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 03.03.24.

New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Playlist:

Cecily Strong & The Cast of Schmigadoon! – I Need to Eat

Sarah La Puerta – Chocolate Cake

Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers – The Tea’s Made

The Two Man Gentlemen Band – Fancy Beer

Pokey LaFarge & the South City Three – Drinkin’ Whiskey Tonight

Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox – Drunk in Love

April Smith and the Great Picture Show – Movie Loves a Screen

Benjamin Clementine – Cornerstone

Scissor Sisters – Let’s Have a Kiki

Mystery Skulls – Amazing

Miike Snow – Genghis Khan

Electric Guest – This Head I Hold

Django Django – Default

The Drums – Money

Beirut – Santa Fe

Arcade Fire – Rebellion (Lies)

TV On the Radio – Wolf Like Me

The Decemberists – The Chimbley Sweep

The Mountain Goats – No Children

Jenny Lewis With The Watson Twins – You Are What You Love

The New Pornographers – Letter From An Occupant

The Linda Lindas – Oh!

Wet Leg – Chaise Longue

Pixies – Is She Weird

X Ray Spex – I Am a Poseur

The Damned – I Feel Alright

Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers – All By Myself

Check out this episode!

[11x13kyle]

Why dont we examine kyles gay traits more? Like we’ve nailed stans ass to the wall we need to get lil dude more

because every time anyone tries to examine kyle’s gay traits even a little bit it instantly results in discourse about the ethics of “feminizing” him. anyways. here’s one of my favorite instances of kyle queening out:

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

What Korvo’s Relationship with Yumyulack, Jesse, Sonya and Pupa Reminds Me Of

1. Korvo and Yumyulack

Queen Elinor and Merida from Brave

Marge and Lisa Simpson from The Simpsons

Samson and Ryan from The Wild

Ruby and Agatha Gillman from Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken

Gru and Margo from Despicable Me

Anne and Hop Pop from Amphibia

Bob and Tina from Bob’s Burgers

Rick and Katie Mitchell from Mitchells vs. The Machines

Marlin and Nemo from Finding Nemo

Dave and Simon Seville from Alvin and the Chipmunks Live Action Film Series

Luz and Camilla from Owl House

Blastus Metaljump and Richard Grunkwitz from Robotomy

Teddy and Amy Duncan from Good Luck Charlie

Miley and Billy Stewart from Hannah Montana

Mirabelle and Alma Madrigal from Encanto

Kyle and Gerald Broflovski from South Park

Beef and Judy from The Great North

Blitzø and Loona from Helluva Boss

Cody and Big Z from Surf’s Up

Nimona and Balister from Nimona

Rick and Summer from Rick and Morty

2. Korvo and Jesse

Ming and Mei Lee from Turning Red

Aaron and Linda Mitchell from Mitchells vs. The Machines

Luz and Eda from Owl House

Hop Pop and Sprig Plantar from Amphibia

Marge and Maggie Simpson from The Simpsons

Beef and Wolf from The Great North

Dave and Alvin Seville from Alvin and The Chipmunks

Bob and Gene Belcher from Bob’s Burgers

Flint and Tim Lockwood from Cloudy with A Chance of Meatballs

Thrasher and Richard Grunkwitz from Robotomy

3. Korvo and Sonya

Marge and Lisa from The Simpsons

Ralph and Vanellope from Wreck-It-Ralph

Bob and Louise Belcher from Bob’s Burgers

Stolas and Octavia Goetia from Helluva Boss

Wolf and Judy from The Great North

Mabel and Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls

Twilight Sparkle and Spike from My Little Pony

Clementine and Lee from The Walking Dead Video Game Series

Marceline and Simon Petrikov/The Ice King from Adventure Time

Mecha-Jodi and Richard Grunkwitz from Robotomy

Nigel and Eliza Thornberry from The Wild Thornberries

Masie and Jacob from The Sea Beast

Boo and Sully from Monsters Inc.

Rick and Morty

4. Korvo and Pupa

Marge and Bart Simpson from The Simpsons

Bob and Louise Belcher from Bob’s Burgers

Beef and Moon Tobin from The Great North

Bo and Richard Grunkwitz from Robotomy

Sully and Boo from Monsters. Inc.

Twilight Sparkle and Flurry Heart from My Little Pony

Sam and Agatha Gillman from Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken

[cryptcombat]

rules: take this quiz and share 5 (or more! or less! the world is your oyster!) results from the top 50 that you feel really fit your oc(s). if you don’t recognize very many from the top 50, feel free to expand into the top 100.

Tagged by the epic @50sjello !! Thank yoouu mwahh 🥺💖💕😚

Tagging @samtrapani @nerime @jennystahl @phillipsgraves @cymatile @roofgeese @the-evil-pizza @minilev @hellhoundmaggie @frankwoods @noonfaerie @tolovaj @beemot @zahra-hydris @alena-reblobs @kiryukazumas @honesthearts @queennymeria @fangmich @chuckhansen @newbordeaux @pointlookout

🌷Iris (ffxiv)

amélie poulain (amélie)

elisa esposito (shape of water)

belle (beauty and the beast)

🩸alma (outlast)

melisandre (got)

mal cobb (inception)

maleficent (sleeping beauty)

💻clementine (cod)

kimiko miyashiro (the boys)

elliot alderson (mr. robot)

selina kyle (batman)

[maggotsarefriends]

Kyle agent Clementine will never understand the heavy religious undertones of all the 100 gecs songs