#lesbian humor

[thefrogginbullfish]

[mycorrhizastar]

Dual utility 🤘🏽✨

[jpollens]

Kara *waking up in bed*: What are you doing here?

Lena: What do you mean? We've been dating for 6 weeks

Kara: Wha- how? Really? Oh ok, cool. I'll go make us some breakfast , my love

Lena: Sounds good!

Nia: *coming out of the closet* It's official you guys are dating!

Lena: I can't believe that worked.

[chloeeagius]

P-p-p-pwease

[icedout-pacemaker]

Lesbians can attain nirvana by thrice bumping clits with another woman

[im-da-bronx]

Kid me (Bookworm): I too relate to Belle because I want adventure instead of marrying a boorish brainless guy

Adult me (Lesbian): Ohhh

[metal-autistic-coven]

The moon is a lesbian. I will not elaborate.

[meteor752]

Gay culture is baking an entire batch of cookies because the girl you like is coming over the next day to watch the new season of Our Flag Means Death

[notaplaceofhonour]

Sappho Canceled For Being Bisexual, Not “Real” Lesbian, circa 570 BCE

[kingcaspian43]

these gems i’ve found in my notes

tw: tiny mention of drugs

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“Are you a girl or a boy?”

“I don’t know but I’m starting to hear colors.”

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“I was a good kid.”

“Michael, you sold drugs.”

“Janet, I will push you off a bridge.”

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“You’re… so angry…. and short.”

“If I didn’t value your company, I’d kill you in your sleep.”

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“I’m sorry, it’s just that I’m gay and you’re… short… and filthy. It just wouldn’t work out.”

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“Oh, god, was that expensive?? Please tell me it wasn’t expensive, I’m poor.”

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“Well, what’s a slut to do when in a room filled with simps?”

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“She can not be mentally stable.”

“Don’t worry, I’m not!”

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“Ah, yes. Thou doth shine like a Cullen on the sun.”

— “i’m trying, but i just can’t find my inner silly goofy in these conditions.”

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“i called my superior an asshat, and now i’m running from the law.”

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Small goth man wants to eat eyeballs.

[thesmolgoblingf]

The local Hobby Lobby received a pair of vow books that accidentally had a second “Her Vows” instead of a “His Vows”, so it was discounted for being gay.

[thefrogginbullfish]

"Who's the Man?"

[sputiamosuhegel]

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

[greenteacryptid]

"Fuck sad lesbianism I have sorbet"

[chloeeagius]

[steepwysdom]

So I’m trying to move out and find somewhere that’s safe for me to live, while also finding out who I am exactly, I am transitioning from bisexual to lesbian… and this is what my ads recommend.