#life will be gravy

[lonestar-badash]

First, let’s fix this erroneous “ask…”

You have gained some (a lot!) of fucking weight. You’ve worn wigs all this time? What else is fake? Tits, ass, and smile? Those teeth need some braces or something.

Second, I don’t owe anyone (and I do mean anyone!) a single fucking thing… not an explanation, not a minute of my fucking time. I am SO thankful that this nasty “ask” was sent to someone who is mentally and emotionally strong enough to handle it.

Third,

1) Then.

2) Now.

3) Natural.

4) Synthetic.

5) $9,500.

6) Peloton’s monthly membership.

7) Smiling big while I still have teeth because…

8) *no caption needed*.

I do not allow anyone or anything to be the thief of my joy, especially an indecent human being like the one above.

Maybe I did gain weight, but do you know why? I do have beautiful curly hair that most women would love to have but I love wigs… do you know why? I did have a $9,500 breast augmentation, but do you know why? And, why would I un-ass the money for braces when I have 8 crowns in my mouth?

Whoever you are, you look like a fucking fool because everything you said, says nothing about me… and everything about you.

[thatsbelievable]

[williammarksommer]

Weekend Breakfast

Route 66 series

Hasselblad 500c/m

Kodak Ektar 100iso

[chuu-huahua]

guys @downbadforpixels told me that skk would go to ikea and act like a divorced married couple, so you guys can have SOUKOKU IKEA SHENANIGANS

no cuz they would 100% use the fake bedroom setups to argue with each other like a married couple. chuuya would bring up dazai’s constant flirting with women, and dazai would muffle a giggle behind his hand, claiming that he simply “really admired women. truly. you don’t have to worry about me cheating on you, chibikko. if not me, who else would date you?” he knows full well about the number of people who would die to get into chuuya’s pants, but that’s left unsaid.

they would buy the blahajes (that’s the plural form because i said so) too !! dazai picked one up and squeezed it to his chest tightly, before turning to chuuya and giving him his puppy eyes. “no, we are not buying that,” chuuya would reply sternly, and almost falter at the downcast expression on dazai’s face. but it’s ok, because when dazai comes home from work the next day, there would be a mountain of the shark plushies sitting on his bed waiting for him :)

they like to sit in the carts and ride around ikea too, by the way. dazai sticks his lanky legs out of the cart and he whoops as chuuya pushes him around the giant store, and their loud laughter and shouts attract the attention of many civilians. the workers try to get them to stop, but when they get one look from chuuya they immediately shrink away in fear before getting back to work, letting the redhead dote on his childish boyfriend.

dazai likes eating some of the food there too (totally not biased. shush.) ! chuuya complains that he get them much better food from much fancier places, but seeing his partner actually eat something for once puts him at ease, so he restrains most of his words for now.

they get ice cream on the car ride home, and they blast taylor swift in the car <3

[icewindandboringhorror]

More misc. daily life pictures and such

[sayhowdycountrycritters]

Breakfast collaboration; he @sayhelloanimalfriends makes flaky biscuits from scratch, I make my homemade sage sausage gravy.

[bergselise]

[chibi-scone]

Izzy’s actual death is just the half of it. I’m mostly trying to push through the bullshit contradictory writing and the way it made some scenes just ultimately irrelevant.

[strid3rofthen0rth]

People who put the potatoes in with chuck roast for hours, until they're obliterated starchy mush, are animals.

You put them in for the last 45. Or bake them or mash them to be ready with the pot roast.

Respect the taters!

[lorata]

[just-french-me-up]

Write it for you

Write it for you

Write it for you

Write it for you

Write it for you

Write.it.for.you

[ask-sebastian]

5. Three songs you wish you could forget (because listening to them hurts)

Pretty much the entire La La Land track list cause I certainly watched the movie at the wrong time in my life and hated how it ended for personal reasons. It was so unfair 😩

Another sad movie the ending of which I was expecting but damn. I stopped watching sad movies. Chest pains over fiction are not worth it hah

These songs have painful or sad associations, but I don't know if I would want to forget them, as I often view painful memories as important reminders that I have lived.

[naffeclipse]

I don't understand why people are getting so fussy about having to make an account on ao3. Like, if you're already reading on the site often enough to be bothered... why haven't you already requested an invitation before now? Sure, sometimes they can take a but to send through but unless you're unlucky most of the time it's pretty quick/within a few days.

Additionally, if you know anyone with an account they can go to their dashboard, click invitations, and with your email send you one directly. I just did this with my friend, they got the email almost instantly and had an account within minutes.

Authors lock their work for a reason and should have people trying to make them change their mind because they can't be bothered to make an account.

I don't want to blame anyone for not having an account before. It just happens. Now, there's more reason than ever to make one.

This is good information as well! Hopefully, it can help some people out ♥

[elliemulligan]

Who: @aindreisblythe Where: Watching the Baseball

Ellie could hear mumbling and when she turned she felt like she noticed the lips of the person next to her moving. She did a scan and couldn't see anyone else in the vicinity so she figured that he was talking to her, though she could barely hear it. "Sorry, were you talking to me? I'm basically useless on that side," she admitted, tapping her ear, "this is my good ear," she said, referencing the other side.

[againstthegrainphoto]

….for the record im so glad the kraken won, we ✨needed✨ those points……I’m so happy for gru getting a shut out…..

But it’s about to be pens photo time up in here…..so…..sorry not sorry.

[luncheon-aspic]

I think I need to accept that we're never going to be friends again the way we were ten years ago. We've switched worlds too thoroughly -- and you can't intellectually/ethically/morally inhabit both. Even if you could, it'd be too much of a reputational liability.

Maybe we'll talk occasionally about cats or new restaurants or stuff like that, but that's it. Learn to accept it or seethe forever.