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#like is it cringe MAYBE YEAH ! but at least they support you bro . at least they're trying . some of us dont get that
arowrath · 11 months
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i love cishets and their somewhat ugly pride merch that lets us know they're at least fairly safe to be around i'm serious. like genuinely being like 13 and seeing random adults at the store in black "love is love" shirts where every letter is a different pride flag and the whole thing clashes horribly was the most comforting thing.
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derangedanomaly · 4 months
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so, what if you do a Comedian reader x Classic, Nightmare, Cross, Dust, and Killer?
(You can add horror if you want, I just would've guessed he'd be delusional to the jokes the reader makes)
AU SANSES X COMEDIAN READER
(Classic, Nightmare, Cross, Dust, Killer)
Classic:
Oh, looks like Sans found his soulmate!
The first time you told him a joke, he swore that he fell in love. Even more when you told him more.
There's never a dull moment between you two! Always cracking up jokes. (Papyrus might be going a little crazy from your puns 💀)
Is going on all of your comedy shows. Every. single. one. Don't worry, he wouldn't miss this, EVER. In return for him going on your shows, you're going to his! :)
Slowly, but surely, becomes your fan. He has your jokes memorized at this point.
No matter how much he's heard your jokes, he'll always laugh.
You give each other tips for jokes. (Each one more ridiculous, but you guys find it funny 💀)
Well, what else can I say? You're just two cuties.
Nightmare:
Rolls his eyes at your jokes. Is really not all that impressed...
Nightmare's more of a fan of dark humor, so the right way to get to him, is by telling him a dark joke.
Trust me, it'll take EVERYTHING in him to not laugh at that joke.
You decided to take on the challenge. Beginning your plan to make the king of darkness laugh.
You send many dark jokes his way, which cracked him up. But he was still holding back.
After this, he got curious and decided to go to see your comedy show. It wasn't really for him, since he doesn't share the same sense of humor, but it wasn't that bad. (Bro's actually complimenting you? 😯)
From this day forward, he'll be going to your shows undercover. (Doesn't want to get caught lacking 💀)
Cross:
Bros a lil emo, so he'll probably act like your puns are not growing on him. (They are)
You once offered to take him to see your comedy show. He denied. 🙄
After you left to your show, Cross literally LEAPED from the couch and ran to see your show! He just needed to know if your jokes are as hilarious on stage as it is in real life.
He can't lie...but he laughed his ass off over there.
He immediately paid for the next show, with you not finding out he was even there!
He can't let you know that he's really not all that mysterious! That would be embarrassing.. ;)
Loves your puns! But you'll never find out.
Killer:
He's that one type of monster to yell; "LMAO, LMFAO, LOL" out loud. His cringe ass always gets you💀🙏🏻
He'll be so proud of you! Look at you, running your own shows, bringing people joy. He's so supportive.
"YOU SEE THAT HUMAN UP THERE!? THAT'S MY HUMAN!"
You would often find yourself embarrassed on stage cause of him...
The first time he found out about you having a show, he immediately wanted to see! (Even after you denied him multiple times)
He never stops encouraging you after that. It's always one praise after another. (I need him in my life bro 😭)
Is willing to punch someone just for you, so if there would be someone creepy, trying to get a feel of you, he won't hesitate to kill him.
Dust:
He's probably the one that encouraged you to start your own show.
Look, maybe he's a little emo...but he's not that big of an emo to not at least let out laughs at your jokes.
Out of all the bad sanses, Dust is probably the one that's the most closest to his original self. (Classic) So it's not a big surprise when he starts saying his own jokes back to you.
He was the one that also helped you make your dream into reality. (Since it was his idea.)
Truly proud of you when you're on stage. Also compliments you, but not as much as Killer. Look, he doesn't wanna embarrass you. 🤷‍♀️
"Hey, you see that human up there, on the stage? The star of the show??" "Uhm...yeah?" "Heh.. that's my partner.." Cue the scene of Dust looking up at you, with a dorky look on his face. "WHAT?!"
Your fans were never the same after that. You and Dust became the targets of what's called, shipping.
Not like Dust wasn't enjoying the thought of you two being a thing ;)
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thedragonchilde · 2 months
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G Gundam meta notes part seven, eps 39-44:
"The Ruthless Fight! Schwarz's Last Match"
-Schwarz is Domon's "surrogate master", huh
-NO KILL LIKE OVERKILL, DAMN, WONG
-drop that bombshell, Dr Mikamura!
-Akino can GET IT
-the announcer is so chipper about such shitty circumstances, I love her
-it's okay, Rain, it makes sense that you wanna help even though you're mad at Domon - that Gundam is your baby
-there's a lot to dissect with this relationship in this episode specifically and I'm struggling with the words, but let's try
-from Domon's side, I can't help but notice his double-down eschewing of any support comes hot on the heels of his encounter with Master and being told that he should rely on his fists and not his emotions, so maybe he went too far the other way and took it as "right, emotional ties are stupid and get in the way"? Or tried to, anyway, because he's obviously very bad at this
-from Rain's end, although we want to shout at her for thinking she needs to apologize when Domon was the one being a jerk, her explanation tells us that this is the culmination of an issue she's been dealing with at least since Allenby's been on the scene
"Battle Royal Begins! Devil Gundam Revived"
-oh fuck me, Domon has such pretty brown eyes
-huh. It makes a certain kind of sense for someone going into a life-threatening situation to put off a love confession. Don't wanna admit to something you may not be around to act on
-"AND NASTASHA"
-okay that is some unsettling animation for the DG reemergence
-Mikamura was about to kill him!!
-okay, THIS is the juicy shit I'm here for! What starcrossed-families drama! What a petty reason to cause so much suffering for so many people!
"Assault of the Four Evil Kings! Gundam Heaven's Sword"
-I always giggle at sparkly Argo
-"C'mere, crazy bird! I'll make fried chicken outta ya!" He doesn't speak much, but it's priceless when he does
-Nastasha reacts immediately after getting told something's a bad omen. Between that and the bit in a previous episode about a shooting star being bad luck on the colony, I see our logician has a superstitious streak!
-hell yeah, Shirley! Use that… engineering? My science skills are lacking
"Royal Counterattack! Ambush of the Grand Gundam"
-"Stay alive!" gets me every fucking time
-"Helped by your friend again, I see. Still can't fight on your own!" See, this is the shit I was talking about!! Master Asia is putting some shitty ideas in Domon's head - and depending on how long he's felt this way about teams/friendships, was he a crappy Shuffle in his day? Or does he proclaim this because the Shuffle relationship fell apart?
-"how could I lose track of my bullets?" Gee, I wonder!!
-"in the arms of the woman I love" which is,,, who, exactly, bro? This feels a little gratuitously "have I mentioned I am heterosexual today" tbh, or a censoring of polyamory if you wanna go that route
-"I woulda socked you in your conceited pretty face" :)
-Marie-Louise has no fear of death, pass it on
-George is the Hulk
"Schwarz Rests in Grace! Domon's Tearful Attack"
-"simply too old for this" isn't he like fuckin 50
-Domon has an "obedient nature"
-this boy's life is tragedy upon tragedy
-"Allenby of the Darkness" okay Wong, I don't believe in cringe, but you're pushing it
-given the chance I could probably wax a little poetic on the 'crews with fallen fighters' shots
-this is another scene I have to watch peeking through my fingers, that red-hot pathos hits just right
"Farewell Master: Master Asia's Last Breath"
-It never fucking ends for Domon, does it
-Master bringing the worldbuilding themes together
-seriously, 'communicating with your fists' is so frickin cool!!
-Domon may not be at ease with his own emotions, but he's more perceptive than he realizes (though, I think I've said this before, only when he's paying attention)
-anything that is allowed to be unashamedly emotional and poetic, and show that those things aren't at odds with masculinity, makes me feel some kind of way
-y'all are foolhardy - did Sai get closer to the action?
-OM NOM GIMME THAT GOOD BLACK JOKER
-Lord Almighty, this is tragic for everyone involved and I am eating it up
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amoristt · 3 years
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Just a Dare | Nathan Prescott x Reader
@trueloveknifefight asked, Also can I request Nathan asking you out?
here u are! i love writing convos w nathan UGH i adore his character.
as always, replies and reblogs are greatly appreciated1 i check all tags and comments <3
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The lights were bright, vivid. Almost blinding. They dance LED accents into the reflection of your drink- a dull plastic cup filled to the brim with one part whiskey, zero parts mixer. The taste could bring a tear to your eye but you would be damned to water down such fine alcohol, provided by none other than Nathan Prescott himself.
Music reverberated along the pool rooms walls, laughter and hollers distantly rising with the tempos. Your foot absently tapped to the beat- you were never one for dancing. Never one for parties, either, actually, favoring drinking in the solitude of a small friend group.
If not for Nathan you wouldn't be here at all. Some would say it's a privilege to slip past those heavy doors, entering the dully lit world of the Vortex Club. You mostly just felt like it was all for show. Somehow securing a place among Nathan's friend group, and a good friend at that, it was almost duty to show up. He insisted on it.
So, here you were. Leaning against a wall in a suffocatingly warm, cramped pool room surrounded by a sea of faces you hardly recognized.
That was, until you saw Nathan's face peer through the small break in shifting bodies. You knew him all too well.
Strikingly handsome, equally strikingly pompous. Funny, crude, an absent minded party goer just as much as he was a fireball with racing, incoherent thoughts. A drinker, a druggie. Takes the edge off, he says, but you think he does it to take away his thoughts completely. You felt like his entire life was all edges, never sacred ground.
The poor bastard.
He lures your attention in as he saunters over with squared shoulders, narrowly avoiding spilling his drink when a random student cuts it a little too close. Normally Nathan would make a bigger deal, give him what for, but this time he just shoots the poor kid a menacing glare and grumbles, 'fucking watch it'. He's walking with purpose and intent, you can see it on his face. You must have a target on your forehead as he darts straight over.
When he comes to your side, his own alcohol dripping down the sides of his cup onto his wiry fingers, you raise a brow.
"Something wrong?" You ask, as he takes a spot leaning against the hard wall right next to you.
"Just wondering why you're being so fucking lame over here," He shouts over the music, taking a sip of his drink, grimacing at the taste. "We're all having a good time over at the lounge and you're over here acting like all the other wallflower nobodies."
You roll your eyes with upturning lips. "Maybe I like being a wallflower. I like people watching. I see things no one else does."
"Yeah, okay, fucking weirdo."
"I mean it," You push off the wall and grin. "Look-" You point to a student obviously wasted, drink held high over head while he lets the music take him away. "That guy is clearly trashed- he's having the time of his life. He's gotta be seeing double."
Nathan whistles at his state, taking in the guys goofy smile, half lidded eyes. "I'll bet it's the triplets. I could breathe on him too hard and he'd fall over."
"You should go try it." You tease. He shakes his head and takes another drink.
"Nah, he'll get it himself. Guarantee we'll be dragging him out by his feet by the end of the night." He shrugs. "Or, at least someone will. I sure as fuck ain't staying that long."
You snicker. "What, got a hot date?" Nathan glares at you. "Oh don't tell me," you cup your hands to whisper, a secretive gesture, "homework?"
"Fuck no," He scoffs, and you can just barely see that he's a little more than tipsy now. His pale cheeks dusted with red, the tip of his nose ruby under the harsh lighting. It's also then that you realize he's a little more tense than usual, even despite the drinking. He's standing straight upright, his right hand gripping his cup like a crutch and his left now shoved hastily into his pocket.
He hasn't looked at you dead in the eyes yet.
"So what is it then?" You ask curiously. He shrugs and stares into his cup. You frown. "Bro, are you like, good right now? Do you wanna leave?"
For the first time since he'd wandered over, Nathan looks up at you. His eyes are unreadable, but his composure seems stressed. He shrugs again. Before you can even open your mouth to ask him about his state, he sighs and downs an entire mouthful of burning whiskey. It makes you cringe just watching him.
"Fuck it," He huffs. "Look I got some stupid ass dare to come over here and put the moves on you, okay." He sounds almost annoyed, like it's a hassle for him, or maybe embarrassing. You cross your arms. "I was dared to come over here and try to get you like, to fucking, you know, leave with me, but now that I'm over here I'm starting to think maybe that was a dumbass idea."
"Leave with you?" You say incredulously, a brow already lifting. "You were dared to come over here and try to sleep with me? By our friends?"
"No, no, fuck," Nathan seems agitated now, rushing. "Like a date sorta bullshit. Ask you out." He manages to get it out in almost the worst delivery possible, meanwhile you're just trying to pick out who would put him up to this. Hayden? Victoria?
A laugh forces its way out of you. "Aren't we a little too old for that game?"
Nathan shrugs. "That's what I said but they insisted. Fucking babies. At least make the dare a little more fun than just asking some bitch out. That's like elementary level shit."
Your eyes widen, you scoff. "Excuse me?"
Nathan sputters. "You're not some bitch, I didn't mean to-... Fucks sake, I'm clearly a little drunk right now okay, if you could cut me some fucking slack that'd be awesome."
"Hey man I didn't ask to be a victim of bullying," You tease, and he can't help but laugh. You soften. "Never expected it from you, though of all people. As ironic as that sounds."
"I'm not even bullying you, come on. Don't be a bitch. I even admitted it and everything."
You grin. "Yeah. Gotta say though, I'm a little disappointed."
"Oh what, you wanted to see my moves?" Nathan hums. "You wanted some Prescott action?"
"Shut the hell up." You shove his shoulder, an action that would be a mistake to so many others, but for you, it was welcomed. "I'm disappointed that it was just a dare. I'd probably have said yes if it wasn't. But, oh well."
Nathan doesn't answer for a long moment. First, he stares into his drink, processing. Almost like he hadn't heard that right, or like you were messing with him. It's rare to see Nathan Prescott stunned into a momentary silence. He's thinking, wondering what he should say next. Suspicious that you're just playing with him, hopeful that maybe you aren't.
And, you hadn't been. Truth be told if given the chance you would allow him to take you out for the evening. Show you fancy things, try out something a little more intimate than just laughter and poking fun at classmates together. You enjoyed his presence, looked forward to it at times.
A small part of you had hoped that he felt the same, maybe. Somehow. While grateful that he respected you enough to cut the crap before it even began, you couldn't help but feel a little... Disheartened at the prank. You'd saved your pride by denying him beforehand, but, if it had been genuine...
"So if it wasn't a dare," He began, quietly, barely audible over the booming music overhead. Eyes barely visible in the sea of vibrant lights crashing like waves. "You'd have said yes."
You shrug, trying to play it casual to save your own feelings, just in case. "Probably. I mean, we're already friends. We have fun so it couldn't have been that bad." He nods along to almost every word.
"Well what if we did it anyways." He blurts.
"Did what?"
"Go out tonight. Like, you know ditch this lame ass party and have some real fun."
"You love this lame ass party, and plus," You shake your head in feigned annoyance. "I'm not sleeping with you, Nathan."
He glares at you. "Fucking duh. I'm just saying we can go and hang out somewhere else. This party happens all the fucking time so it's not like we're missing anything."
"But, wouldn't that make me the butt of our friends joke?"
He shrugs. "Fuck em. It was a dumb dare anyways."
"Now it seems like you're trying extra hard to convince me to say yes." You state, and he's frazzled, running lines through his brain to try and save the absolute failure of asking you out. You decide to spare him, take a little leap of faith for yourself. "But, alright. I'm in."
Nathan gapes at you. "You're in?"
"Yeah, why not. I'm not busy right now and if you're not either than," You smile. "Why not. You better wow me though, Prescott. I'm talking a night to remember. Fireworks, dinner by candle light, a serenade. The whole package."
Nathan's eyes light up, but he tries to hide it, rolls those beautiful blues. "Well considering I've had like no fucking time to prepare how about we instead go to the roof and chill out."
You toss the idea around in your head for show. You already knew the answer the moment he asked if you were being serious.
"I mean I guess that would work," You say. "I was looking for fireworks but I suppose that will suffice. Feel free to go tell our buddies their joke may have backfired on them."
Nathan shakes his head. "Nah, don't even bother. They're all drunk and probably don't even remember daring me in the first place."
"Alright then," You push yourself off the wall, feeling your cheeks warm. A flutter takes wing in the base of your chest, your heart picking up just a little faster. You can't stop the smile that graces you as you say, "Lead the way, Prescott."
Nathan does lead the way. He takes your hand into his own, your fingers tracing over his boney knuckles as he drags you through the sea of bodies, out to the school hall and up winding stairs.
You giggle like a child when he struggles to find the correct key on the janitors ring he'd snatched weeks ago just in case, tease him when he almost spills his drink all over himself. Nathan's hands are almost shaking, but you chalk it up to the alcohol. You chalk everything up to the alcohol- his trembling fingers, his red face, a shy, albeit goofy smile resting upon his lovely, angular face.
The night was cool and crisp, a stark contrast to the smoldering heat of the Vortex Party.
He looks amazing out under the stars, and underneath the scope of the vast, black sky dotted with trillions of perfect, twinkling lights, you feel at peace.
Looking at him, you feel like this may be the start of something you'd denied yourself the chance of ever even imagining.
Out there, alone but together, hearing the echoes of music mixed with the livelihood of crickets in the darkness...
it truly was a night to remember.
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Days later, you sit atop your desk, feet tapping rhythmically on your chair, typing away at your phone.
"Love the top," A familiar voice pipes, and you glace up to find Victoria standing before you, books pressed to her chest. She takes in your shirt, a nicely fitted long sleeve with a rather low cut v-neck. "Why haven't I see that one before?"
You shrug and set your phone down. "Never got around to wearing it I guess. Not a big fan of V-necks."
"It fits you," She sets her books down at the table beside you and brushes a hand through her hair, making sure every strand is in line. "I'll have to get one myself."
"You know what, you can have it after today," You say, and she perks up in disbelief. "As a thank you for what happened at the party."
That disbelief soon turned to confusion. "...Meaning?"
"Y'know, making Nathan ask me out. He made a whole huge deal about it- said you guys were drinking and playing Truth or Dare of all things. Gotta say, I was a little surprised."
Victoria's brows knit. "We hardly drank at that party, and I wouldn't be caught dead playing Truth or Dare. That game is for kids."
It almost knocks the wind out of you.
They hadn't even been playing in the first place.
As the teacher walks into the room, the first period bell blaring annoyingly over the speakers, you climb off your desk and prepare for the day, hardly able to contain yourself. It hadn't been a dare, after all.
And, you and Nathan's official second date was merely a day away.
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lifewithdavefarts · 3 years
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DaveFarts - Episode 10 “The Elevator” [Episode List] After visiting a friend’s house, Tim and the gassy-as-usual Dave take a really slow elevator together.
The Elevator
I took a quick sip of beer as our friend Adam left the living room to get another can in his fridge. What was left was a weirdly awkward silence and Dave, with his own beer, glaring at me.
“Dude,” he whispered. “It’s been a hour. I thought you were gonna tell him.”
I chose Adam as the first non-Dave bud to come out to, but it ended up being surprisingly hard to do. It’s not like Dave was forcing me or anything, or that Adam was a bad person; on the contrary, Dave was simply there with me as my emotional support in case things go south (but we both know they won’t) and Adam was, well, just Adam. Dave’s rightful reaction to me not coming out as planned didn’t bother me and as I said he wasn’t there to intimidate a confession out of me.
“Look, I don’t feel ready, okay?”
“You’ve been talking about the weather for 20 minutes.” he hissed. “What’s next? Geology?”
I chuckled. “Actually, this reminds me that they found this weird rock in South Amer-“
“I can’t believe this.”
“What’s not to believe? You take a big shovel and-“
“And I’m gonna dig my own grave if you start talking about rocks.”
I chuckled again. I know he wasn’t really mad.
Annoyed? Maybe. But mad? Nah, that’s a stretch.
He had all the rights to be annoyed though, but in the end it was my decision to make and he knew this.
We kept whispering as we heard Adam rummaging the fridge like some kind of raccoon longing for a cold drink.
“Look.” I said. “it’s late now anyway. Let’s just leave. Sorry I wasted your time.”
“Fine.” he replied. “Let’s finish our beers first at least.”
“That goes without saying.” and I took a long sip.
Truth is that I hadn’t any real reason to hide my homosexuality from Adam or any other of my buds actually. First, we’re in our 20s, we’re all mature and open-minded here. And in the end, excluding the whole fart-thing going on with Dave, they were all like him, chill guys. Adam, despite always sounding like someone who wants to have none of your shit, or anyone’s shit really, more than once proved that it’s just a facade and not-so-deep down he’s always ready to listen and back you up whenever you needed it. He did just listen to me talking about the weather for 20 minutes, so either he’s fascinated by the subject or knows I’m trying to tell him something else and is just patiently waiting.
The thought of wasting both of my buds’ time in a way or another kind of bothered me to be honest, so I was more than okay with wrapping things up and just leave, which me and Dave did mere minutes later.
“See you bro.” my bud said to Adam, standing by the door, as we went outside in the hallway, not far from the stairs and the elevator “Tim wants to talk about rocks so I’m taking him out of here before he kills you with boredom.”
“The one they dug up in Colombia?” Adam asked, much to our surprise.
“Yeah.” I answered. “They know it’s andesite but it has some interesting carvings on the surface and-“
A startled “What the fuck.” from Dave echoed in the hallway and the entire apartment building.
“What the fuck indeed.” Adam uttered, rather excitedly, completely missing the point. “This could change the archeo-history of the entire region.”
“I heard enough.” Dave said as he walked towards the elevator.
Both me and the other rock-enthusiast laughed at his reaction.
“By the way, I’m going to join you for a bit as I gotta walk the dog.” Adam remembered, reaching for a leash behind him.
“We’ll see you outside then.” Dave replied and then turned to me. “Tim, elevator, now.” he ordered.
“You sure, guys? You remember that thing is slow as shit, right?”
“We’ll be fine.” my bud said, patting my back. “I guess I’ll make Tim last longer then.” he joked.
“That only happens when you call me ‘daddy’” I joked back, as we walked towards the elevator, leaving our common friend behind.
“Rrrright.” Adam said. “I’ll get the dog while you two solve your sexual tension. See you outside.”
I pressed the button to summon the lift, Dave’s arm still around my shoulder as if he had something to show me. Truth to be told, I somehow knew where this was going.
As the panels of the door opened, we stepped into the elevator cab. I pressed the “G” on the control panel. I heard a mechanical noise and the elevator started its long, slow descent (we were at the 10th floor), after the doors closed behind us of course.
It was a cold evening and the cab wasn’t any warmer. I turned to Dave, who was wearing a dark blue hoodie and a pair of grey jeans. He looked at me with a smirk, hands in his jeans pockets; he raised his eyebrows and, without warning, a loud thunder echoed in that enclosed moving space.
The roaring fart had a slow start, with some interruptions, actually a sign for how big it was, but Dave, being an expert, quickly tamed the gassy beast and properly “tuned” the sound of the blast after a couple of seconds, keeping a consistent pitch, while also making it sound loud and deep. It felt like he was ripping one of those huge “when the girl finally leaves” farts, only, well, Dave-sized, which is always a sight to behold… hear? In this case there was no girl so he probably simply held all of his farts in to not ruin “the moment”, in case I wanted to come out back at Adam’s place (with beer acting as a bonus fuel).
A silly smile was drawn on my bro’s face as the fart kept going strong and proud, sometimes reaching some incredibly loud moments. He chuckled a bit and even winked at me when the blast made some particularly “meaty” noises, if that makes any sense. The fart was impressive on his own but Dave “interacting” with me while still masterfully passing gas was incredible as well (and, of course, hot).
The number 6 on the control panel lightened up and only in that moment I realized two things: the first being that the elevator was indeed slow as fuck; the second is that around 40 seconds passed and neither Dave nor his fart “flinched”. I was widely aroused by that and I felt the air around us getting more and more “polluted”, but not in an unbearable way actually. The blast kept echoing inside the elevator and I’m pretty sure that it could have been easily heard, albeit a bit muffled, by anyone taking the stairs.
Dave farted in my face many times, but no fart reached the length and power of this one, which is saying a lot. My bud’s butt-burps normally last around 6-12 seconds and don’t get me wrong they’re amazing, but man, maybe this one rip would have been too much to endure even for me: it simply wouldn’t stop. It’s like there was a loud engine in the elevator which couldn’t be turned off as I couldn’t hear anything else.
I was instead the opposite of turned off and teasing bastard Dave Maning knew this and, as usual, had no issue with it. At this point it was a race between Dave’s longest fart and the world’s slowest elevator.
We were now at the 3rd floor and my bud probably wanted to do a “big finale”; he was visibly pushing the blast out now, as if he wanted it to last as long as possible, a smirk still drawn on his face. He closed his eyes and the sound made it look like another fart was ripped over the sound of the previous fart, as if two audio channels in his ass somehow overlapped. The sound was of course louder than ever; the smell now, and only now, getting a bit hard to get used to. But to be honest, Dave’s skills as a sound designer alone were impressive enough.
A big part of me, mainly the one between my legs, wanted to get on my knees and plant my face in his denim ass before the fart faded out, but I knew that would have been too much even for such a chill guy like him. I’m sure he wouldn’t hate me or anything at this point but we both know there are some untold boundaries and honestly it’s better this way. I know how lucky I am to have someone like him around (farts or not).
My farting bro probably read my mind as he slowly turned around and got closer, again without affecting the fart’s quality and, being a bit taller then me, basically farted on the upper part of my hip. It almost made my entire body shake due to its power and it felt good. Now I really wanted to bend down as if I was tying my shoes but what stopped me this time was also the thought of… not surviving. I was familiar with Dave’s farts but this was absurdly powerful even for him.
And finally, as Dave resumed his previous position, again looking at me, the fart stopped, followed by my friend letting out a relieved whistle, and then an immature cackle.
Not even 2 seconds after that the elevator reached its destination, stopping as well. I jokingly clapped my hand and shook my head in disbelief. “Bravo!” I said, as if I just watched some fancy stage play.
Dave simply smiled and turned his back at me to face the exit, as we both waited for the just-as-slow panel doors to open.
“At least not all the time here was wasted.” he laughed.
“Bro, we had a beer together. That’s never a waste of time for me.” I replied.
“Wow. Rocks, gay and cringe. You got it all, Tim!” he replied.
We both laughed at me being needlessly cheesy and finally stepped out of that gas chamber. Someone stepped in the cab as we left it and the doors closed, leaving us in the hallway at the ground floor. We heard muffled coughing noises almost immediately and we laughed again, as we knew the disgusting reason. Poor, innocent soul.
“Ok but bro” Dave then said, looking a bit more serious. “You gotta do it someday. Trust me you can trust all of us.”
“I know man.” I replied, as we walked towards the exit “Next time I meet Adam, doesn’t matter where and when, I’m gonna tell him that I’m gay.”
My voice echoed in the building and through the stairs, but I didn’t care.
“You’re… gay?”
Okay, I cared.
We both turned around, puzzled.
It was Adam, right behind us (with this dog on leash), descending one last set of stairs before ending up in front of us. Somehow he’s been slower than the elevator, which both me and Dave found hilarious but I also had other emotions going on that moment.
Dave patted my shoulder encouragingly and stepped back: it was my time to shine.
“Yep.” I simply said. “I wanted to tell you hours ago but I didn’t have the guts to do it.”
Adam just stared at me with a confused expression.
I didn’t feel as nervous as I anticipated. “Yes, Dave knows it…” I quickly added, noticing him staring at my other straight bud. “And I asked him to not tell anyone.”
A moment of silence followed and those always feel like they last hours.
“I mean you two clearly have been dating each other for years” Adam joked. “So it’s no surprise, really.”
“WHAT WE HAVE IS SPECIAL!” Dave shouted, jokingly faking a desperate reaction.
I simply laughed and before I could process how well everything was going I felt Adam doing something very unusual for him: he hugged me.
“I’m glad you told me, man.” he simply said. “You know you can count on us.”
I know times have changed and all but this felt like a victory. Every time I’m gonna come out to a friend of mine it’s one step closer to the peak of a mountain and once at the top I will finally-
“Fuck, I forgot my phone.” Adam said, patting his pockets. “I’ll just take the elevato-“
“NOOO!” both me and Dave screamed, knowing that it was still a deadly gas chamber.
Adam simply replied with an annoyed expression and went for the stairs, the dog just behind him.
“Oh hey by the way.” I asked. “What took you so long? You said the elevator was slow but somehow we made it here before you.”
“Don’t underestimate me.” he replied. “It’s just that I heard some weird noises echoing through the stairs and me and another guy tried to understand what it was.”
Dave tried to not to burst into laughter, while I simply smiled like an idiot. Adam and his dog then went up the stairs and left us in silence, not until my gassy bro decided to break it the way he usually does.
A loud fart erupted and echoed through the building, only lasting around 4 seconds this time.
“There it is again!” we heard Adam say, a couple floors above us.
Me and Dave shared an amused look and went outside trying to not laugh like immature idiots. I felt the cold weather all over me, which was relieving considering the gas trap I’ve been trapped into only minutes earlier.
Despite a slow, yet really entertaining elevator ride, and my awkwardness, no time went wasted today.
“I’m proud of you, bro.” Dave said, this time serious, but still smiling.
“Wow.” I replied. “Straight and cringe. You got it all, Dave.” and winked at him.
“Don’t get too cocky now, rock nerd.”
I was rock-hard, to be more precise that’s for sure, but that was a detail I’d take care of later, perhaps thinking back of that absurd elevator ride. Whenever I’m with Dave, I’ll make sure we’re never taking the stairs again.
End of Episode 10
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imaginarypeteel · 4 years
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Back In The Firehouse
Mateo Chavez x reader
Fandom: 911: Lone Star
Summary: You're a former member of the old 126. You survived the explosion but weren't as lucky as Judd. You're half deaf now and can't go on the field again but still want to see what the new station looks like.
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You pushed your hair back as you stood in front of the new 126. You and Judd had kept some contact but you both had been too depressed and had grown distant.
You had grown used to your new life as someone with a hearing disability. Getting a new job was hard since you didn't like deskjob much and were more hands on type of person. So you became a social worker. Helping people with hearing disabilities.
You felt a tug on your left hand and looked down. Your aid dog, Prince - a massive mongrel who people often mistook as a Kangal shepherd - was looking at you. "Alright, let's go," you said as you started to walk towards the firehouse.
As you stepped in you realized how different this place was now. It was shiny and posh and everything that old 126 wasn't.
You thought you heard a call and got confirmed when Prince set his forepaw onto your knee. The woman looked around before doing a 180°.
There was a black guy in a firefighter uniform, "Hi! I'm Y/n L/n. I worked here before?" you smiled and introduced yourself.
"Oh! Hi, I'm Paul Strickland and I work here currently," he laughed lightly. "Care to introduce me to the new squad?" you asked with a grin. "Yeah sure, they're in the kitchen."
You followed Paul to the very modern looking kitchen.
The moment you stepped in, you saw a familiar face and before Paul could say anything, the person had seen you too. "Why look what the dog brought in," he grinned and walked up to you. The two of you did a bro hug. The fact that you're a girl didn't matter, you had always been more of a tomboy.
"Judson you corn-fed man are still in the line?" you laughed. "Well someone's gotta look over them."
"You gonna introduce your friend to us, Judd?" a beautiful woman with a hijab asked.
"Right, 126 Y/n L/n, Y/n 126," Judd said. "Well that's accurate," a man with nice blue eyes said with sarcasm and pushed forward, he stretched a hand out to you to shake it, "Captain Owen Strand."
The others in the room had all introduced themselves, you were ready to ask some questions but then their eyes switched to your left. The side you were deaf at. After the accident, you had greatly relied on reading people, so there was probably someone else beside you. You turned to your left and were met with a handsome young guy. His hand was stretched out and he looked shy and was a bit flushed. Probably because you hadn't acknowledged him before. "Sorry sorry, I didn't hear you," you apologized and shook his hand. "Uhm, it's okay, I'm Mateo...Chavez..." You give him a smile and turned back to the others.
Prince had met Buttercup and you could tell that he wanted to play with the fire dog, so you let him go but made sure to keep him in sight. You really needed him, were a little helpless without him.
"So how do you know Judd?" Marjan asked.
"I was a firefighter here before the accident," you explained with a sad smile. "Oh..." You took a deep breath. "Yeah, unlike this guy, I got away with yes life but I also lost ability to hear from my left ear - which is why I couldn't hear you," you looked at Mateo with apologetic eyes and he smiled shyly in return, "and my sight isn't as good in my left eye aswell, I mean I can still see from it but it's a bit blurry, that's all."
"That's why you have Prince?" TK asked with interest, you nodded as a reply.
~~~***~~~
You were teaching Buttercup some tricks with the help of Prince when the crew retreated from a call. By what the dispatcher said, it was a housefire and the smell of burning and sweat that drifted off them proved it.
"How'd it go?" you asked. "Phew," Marjan plopped into a seat near you, "Pretty good, saved a mother and two girls from a housefire," she said as she tried to call Buttercup over but the bernese mountain dog just jogged over to TK. "Oh come on! Does TK ever give you as many treats I do?"
Buttercup didn't react to it but Prince strolled over and sniffed her at the mention of treats. He was a smart dog.
"So guys, I'm going to a bar with Carlos tonight, wanna come with?" TK asked as he rubbed the big dog's chest. "Hmm... Sure, by the way, who's Carlos?" you asked as you yawned slightly. "My boyfriend," TK said proudly, making you nod with a smile. You for some reason had always become so happy at the mention of gay couples. You couldn't explain it. "I'll come too!" Mateo chirped. The others agreed to come too, Judd saying he'll take Grace along.
~~~***~~~
You looked at yourself in the mirror. Black leather pants tightly around your legs, white v-neck and a black leather jacket to cover it all. Fashion hadn't ever been really your thing. You were more of a 'throw on whatever's the cleanest' type but right now, you weren't against the idea of putting in at least some effort. Your hair was loose, that you were not going to change.
You couldn't drive because of your disabilities and couldn't take Prince to the bar, so all of this was making you anxious.
You noticed your phone vibrating on the counter and picked it up. Your Uber driver had arrived. You gave a confused Prince a concerned look. The dog had become a big part of your life and you relied on him a lot. Yes, you had a cat from your early twenties who was a big emotional support but outside, Prince was your rock.
You bent down and the big dog trotted over to you. "Take care of Disney, okay?" you said and kissed his forehead. Of course he didn't understand your words but he knew that you were leaving and not taking him with you, so he too was anxious.
You grabbed your keys and phone and went out the door, locking it.
~~~***~~~
"So Y/n," Mateo said as he sat on the stool beside you, nervously tapping on the bottle of beer. "Hm?" you hummed while taking a sip of whiskey.
"What do you do? Now that... you know," he trailed off awkwardly. "Yeah, I do," you smiled, "I help people with hearing disabilities. Whether kids who are born with it or people who have lost it during life. Help them get back on track and learn to live with it, maybe even give them the list of jobs they could still apply to. Sometimes I even recommend then and get them an interview," you explained.
"Oh wow, that's nice of you," he said while bobbing his head. "Says the guy who gets in all sorts of dangerous situations to save people," you laughed. Mateo smiled but not wide, "Well, actually the others do most of the work, I just lag behind mostly." You rose your brows at that, "Really? Pretty sure I saw you on TV once." The dark-haired man smiled wider at that. "I was just passing out water bottles. Our Captain was getting the real action though."
"Mhm, okay. My best friend was squealing when she saw you to be honest," you laughed at the memory.
~~~***~~~
"Y/n you're telling me you worked with guys like him back in the day?" Evely gasped as she was watching the news. You were just looking over some papers of one of your current patients'. "Hm?" you raised your head at the big screen before looking down again. "Not all of them are like that. Pretty sure he is just a probie," you murmured as a frown stretched on your face. "Oh wow, if a probie looks like that, I imagine what a fireman looks like," Evely moaned which had you cringing. "Caaalm down you little hoe."
The brunette shot you a look before returning to the man on the screen who was handing out water bottles. "Just look at those arms," she squealed.
~~~***~~~
"Really? What did you think of it?" he asked with excitement. "I wasn't really paying attention but while I was in the taxi and driving here, I remembered seeing you there," you grinned. Mateo's smile faltered at that before returning to the wide one. "So you were thinking about me while driving here?" he grinned slyly and moved his upper body closer to yours on the wooden bar. A small blush covered your cheeks and a grin stretched onto your face. Calm down, the kid is still young. Not like you were really old. No, you were just about to hit 30 but still.
"I think about lots of things while I have nothing to do so don't think you're so special," you chuckled and flicked his forehead. He flinched and rubbed his forehead while fake pouting at you.
Mateo's gaze flicked behind you and just as you decided to turn around, you felt a tap on your shoulder. You spun on the stool and came face to face with a familiar woman. "Grace!" you chirped and hugged the dispatcher. "Haven't seen you in a while, how you doing?" the dark-skinned woman asked as she set herself down on the stool beside you. "Well, I have a nice paying job that pays well. No one sick at the moment so medical bills are fine. Have been practicing some new tricks with Prince and well, I'm currently here."
The bartender asked Grace for her order before she could reply, "Porn Star, thank you. Judd?" the man didn't even waste a second before ordering a big glass of beer. You laughed at that and kept sipping your whiskey without any ice or water in it.
"So probie," Judd said as he waited for his beer, dragging Mateo's attention away from you, "Why you trying to swoon Miss Former Probie?" Grace and you giggled at that while Mateo's face changed color. "I-I um, I," the dark haired man stuttered. "I uh..."
"Oh leave him alone, Judd," Grace told her husband playfully.
"Here ya go," the bartender said as he pushed the couple's drinks in front of them. "Thank you," Grace smiled as she dragged the glass so it sat in front of her chest. Judd didn't waste a second to gulp some of his black beer down.
"Rough day? Then that might not be the best drink for that," you laughed while watching the man. He grinned and nodded, "I'm only starting right now, okay? By the end of the night, I'll be having a Bloody Mary with extra vodka and you know it."
~~~***~~~
The others soon started to arrive too. You talked with them yes but mostly spoke with Judd and Grace, Mateo came after them. You didn't realize how much you missed spending time with a fire squad until now and how much you missed your old crew. Luckily you easily rekindled with Judd. He had mostly been the person who taught you everything on the field which was also the reason why you were with him and not near the fire when the accident happened.
A few tears trailed downwards as you thought of your old crew. But then you felt someone touching your left shoulder. Spooked, you snapped your attention to the person, hair whipping at their face in the process. It was Mateo. "Sorry that I startled you!" he immediately apologized with sad puppy eyes. You smiled but rose your left brow when he frowned. "Oh God! Did I startle you that much that you had to cry? I am so so so sorry Y/n!" he apologized over and over again. You laughed lightly as you heard him.
While wiping away the tears with your left hand, you placed your right hand on his cheek, "No no, it isn't your fault. Just remembered....them." After wiping away the tears, your tipsy self looked at him with your head slightly tilted. You rubbed gentle circles on his cheek with your thumb while smiling fondly. He was staring at you with dark eyes full of surprise but hesitantly snuggled his cheek into your hand. "Hey Mateo," you said as you leaned closer to him. He mirrored your movements and started to lean closer, probably thinking he is going to get a kiss. "Wanna go dance?" you grinned at the slight disappointment in his face. He still nodded and got up on his two feet.
The rookie firefighter was surprised by how he swayed a bit and had to grab onto his stool to keep himself from falling over. "Overthought your alcohol tolerance?" you laughed while taking a small sip of the paloma you had ordered before leaping to stand by the younger man. You too had been too confident in yourself and stumbled lightly before regaining balance. "Whoopsies," you giggled and dragged your hair back behind your head with your hand. Mateo gave you a flirty grin while extending his hand, "M'lady? May I have this dance?" he asked while playfully bowing. You squealed at his act and grabbed his hand, "Why yes, kind sir," you replied, playing along. Mateo gripped your hand a bit tighter before going over to the place where Judd and Grace were dancing with only two other couples.
Judd shot a look at the rookie that went unnoticed by you. He on the other hand decided that dancing with you was much more important so he just grabbed a gentle hold of your hips and the two of you simply swayed to the jazz.
You leaned more into him and felt yourself wanting to fall asleep like  this.
~~~***~~~
By the end of it, Mateo had escorted you home. Judd had indeed gotten that Bloody Mary he was talking about and had somehow made you get one too. 1. Your bank account didn't agree with this much. 2. Your mouth was on fucking fire. 3. You wanted milk and you wanted it now. 4. You felt sorta horny but sorta sleepy.
All that had resulted in you moaning at Mateo that you wanted to drink his milk while the two of you drove the taxi. Poor boy was very turned on but resisted it and decided to play innocent.
"I don't have any milk, Y/n. Yes, drop us here... I think. Is this your home?" the man asked you. You lazily turned your gaze outside of the window. Your left eye's sight was currently a complete foggy mess but the other one's was a semi blur. You just hummed even though you didn't really think it through and didn't even try to see the building.
Mateo helped you out of the uber and the two of you stood in front of a white building. You snuggled into the younger man who's arm was wrapped around your shoulder.
When you reached the front door, you resistantly left his cozy side and stepped closer to the door, pulling your keys out of the pocket.
"Okay, so, which apartment is yours?" the rookie asked as you let the front door of the apartment building close, fumbling with the keys, trying to understand which is which. When you didn't answer, he looked at you and was confused. Why weren't you answering?
He then realized that you were leaning on a wall, good ear facing it. He quickly walked over to you, "Y/n, you okay?" he asked with concern. "Yeah, yeah, the wall is just nicely cold." You let out a yawn, finally pushing yourself off the pure white wall. "Second floor," you said, starting to walk up the stairs. Mateo rushed after you and secured his left arm around your waist. He had slowed down on drinks and had even ordered a glass of water, so he was in much better condition than you.
When the two of you reached the second floor, you quickly dragged him to your apartment door. The moment you started jingling with the keys, Mateo heard a clatter of nails against stone floor.
When you opened it, a familiar golden colored giant barged into you and gave you floppy kisses while you laughed. "Ok boy, down," you ordered and the dog immediately followed. His innocent gaze trailed over to Mateo and he stalked to the man, sniffing him like a police K-9 searching for drugs.
"Come in, Matty," you giggled while watching him stand like he had just met gazes with Medusa. The man hesitantly stepped into your apartment and was about to proceed into the living room when you noticed that he was still wearing shoes. "Aaaah! No way! No way are you going anywhere past where I'm standing with your shoes on!" you yelled, startling the younger adult who flinched.
He froze before coming back to stand beside you while you glared at him with your e/c eyes, making him a bit nervous. Prince felt the change in the air and tensed. The big golden dog stepped in front of his owner and he too glowered at the rookie firefighter.
You cracked a small smile as you watched how the dark eyed man took his boots off.
The moment they were placed beside your other shoes, you loosened up, making your dog calmer too. In a matter of three seconds, you were in the kitchen with your pale grey socks letting you slide across the wooden floors.
Mateo placed himself on the couch where a calico cat came to inspect him. "Her name is Disney, while I was working as a firefighter, we found her in housefire. None of the people in the house claimed her as theirs. Probably because she was full of burns and in critical condition. Animal care ain't that cheap ya know. But my heart was hurting for her, so I decided to get her. I was like twenty or twenty-one I think. Don't regret it, she has always been a big emotional support for me," you told him while landing beside him with two glasses of water.
"Sounds lovely," Mateo nodded and took one of the glasses. "Indeed."
Disney climbed over to you and curled up on your chest. As she got comfortable, she started to purr loudly.
You smiled and kissed her forehead. She might be deaf and a little blind because of her injuries from the fire but she knew you loved her with your whole body. She was just like you.
~~~***~~~
When Mateo came to work next time, he was attacked with questions.
"So Probie,  you left with Y/n, what happened after?" Marjan grinned. "Yeah, I wanna know too," Judd said suspiciously.
"N-Nothing happened, she told me about her cat, gave me water and I was going home," the young man stuttered nervously. The crew looked at him, suspicious if he was really telling the truth. "Fine, we'll believe you for now," Marjan said upsetly.
~~~***~~~
Mateo looked up with wonder as he was walking home. The northern lights were really beautiful. Since he had departed with Paul and Marjan, he felt lonely. He wanted to be with someone right now and-
"Mateo!" he looked in front of himself again and saw your familiar form. A smile stretched onto his face, "Y/n!" You had Prince on the leash who was wagging his tail happily at the sight of the man. Over the matter of few months, he had come to completely love the guy.
You surpringly also had Disney on a leash.
The man walked over to you and gave you a tight hug out of nowhere. Yes, you were surprised but still hugged him back.
"It's okay Matty. Anyway, I brought them out to calm them down a bit. Things in my apartment went crazy because of the solar storm. TV put on some crazy metal channel which freaked out Prince and lights started flicking and all sorts of other things that made them both stressed. The floor is probably full of their pee," you sighed and rubbed the part between your eyes tiredly. "Yeah, today was crazy but at least it has had a beautiful ending," the man said as he pointed towards the sky with his nose, still petting your animals.
"Why hello to you too," you said as you pulled back. Mateo smiled shyly, "Yeah yeah, hi." He bent down to greet the animals, Prince giving him kisses and Disney rubbing herself against him. Mateo felt his nose get a little sniffy and let out a sneeze.
"Sorry, I'm actually a bit allergic to cats," he apologized.
When you had made sure the boy got to his parents safely, you tried to call 911 but no luck, your phone decided that despite being 86% few seconds ago, it was at 0% now. So tightly gripping Prince's leash, you had approached the door to your apartment slowly. The door wasn't unlocked, nor had any signs that anyone had touched it in general.
You looked up and nodded slowly, still not smiling. You had been at work with your newest patient - a lovely 9 year old boy named Samuel who lost some of his hearing because he flew with an airplane - when the lights in your office started flicking crazily, scaring both you and your patient. The water machine in the corridor started going off too. Your patient had started crying and you had to calm him down while also trying to make sense of the situation. Then you had gotten a call from one of your neighbors, telling you that there were several crashes in your apartment and that maybe someone had broken in. Prince was with you as your aid dog, he had also calmed down Samuel a bit while being anxious himself but worry for Disney and your valuables peaked in you.
When you finally opened the door, you first saw many shards of glass and other pieces of your dishes on the floor. The lights were flicking here too. Prince started whining. You jumped when you heard a loud crash in the living room. Quickly, you ran in and saw your TV on the floor and a scared Disney running away, pee trailing after her. She was absolutely freaking out. You tried to switch off the lights but they kept on flicking. Prince yelped which made you turn your attention to him, he was holding one of his paws up. Probably had stepped on one of the shards. You bit your lip and tried to pick him up to put him on the couch. You noticed that it too had wet spots. The microwave started dinging, your golden mongrel tried to hide his head under a pillow.
With a rush, you followed the path you had seen Disney go - the bedroom.
The room was torn apart. Completely. Disney almost crashed into you but when she did see you, she immediately jumped on your legs and started climbing up while letting out pathetic kitten cries. You felt tears brimming at your eyes at the feeling of her claws. The little calico tried to hide into your shoulder while her fur was bristling with fear. You held your cat and started heading towards the living room and sat on the couch slowly. Prince placed his head in your lap while whining.
Then that fucking TV, despite being on the floor, basically destroyed, had turned on and started playing metal music max sound on. So with a heavy heart, you had beat it with your foot until it became silent again.
When it had finally calmed down, you decided to head out. The traffic was calm and normal again, maybe a bit scarce but traffic lights were working normally. Your apartment was pretty much destroyed and you were going to be in debt trying to make it all up. You weren't mad at Disney, no. She was scared and you understood that.
You were so tired of this day and even those northern lights weren't going to make your mood much better.
Mateo saw your sour look and came back to a standing position. "You okay?" he asked with worry. He liked you a lot and seeing you like this wasn't nice.
"No, not at all. I don't want to go back to my apartment. It's completely destroyed. Completely," you sighed. The man tongued his cheek as he tried to come up with an idea that would lighten your mood. "You can stay at my place if you want?" he suggested. You glanced at him and shook your head, "You're sweet Mateo but I can't. There's no food for them in your place and I don't want to risk ruining your living quarters." The rookie firefighter draped one of his arms around your shoulders. "Then we will go and buy food for them right now and will stay up with them for the night until we are sure that this is all over, okay?" You looked at him and gave a flat smile. "Okay fine."
~~~***~~~
"It's not the biggest but it'll do...I hope," Mateo said as he walked in, carrying the bags of dog-and cat food. You looked around with a small smile, "It's perfect."
You hesitantly bent down and unlatched the leash from Disney's straps. The queen immediately went to inspect the place, Prince following right after once he was let loose.
Mateo walked past you and you got triggered inside as you saw him wearing shoes in the process. No way were you going to make your feet into squashed lemons or anything. So you leaned against the wall and took your shoes off. Mateo looked back at you, "Oh you don't have to take your shoes-" he rushed but halted when you faced your palm with him. "I want to, I am not going to let my feet be squeezed lemons, thank you very much."
He nodded quietly.
"Soooo..." the man awkwardly scratched the back of his neck, "Want anything to eat?" He frowned when you didn't reply.
"Sorry, did you say something?" you asked as you put your jacket away. "Wanna eat anything?" he repeated. "Eat? Oh yes! But nothing too much- Wait hold up. You just came from work. Oh man, I remember when I was a firefighter, I was starving when work finally ended. Would it be okay with you if I made you something?" Mateo smiled at you and nodded, "Y-yeah, sure. But I don't have much to make something of..." You grinned, the memories of being a rookie and having to make meals for the crew clouding your mind. "Shh... Let Chef (l/n) handle it!"
Mateo followed you after sometime and placed the pet foods on the counter. Immediately a clatter of nails dashing towards the kitchen was heard. You giggled as you saw Prince storm in by the sound of the food bags. "What the..." the younger adult mumbled. You just shook your head with a smile and returned to your search for food in his kitchen. Like he said, there wasn't much of it. Some takeout boxes were in the bin, so he probably lived off of that most of the time.
"Alright, one day, we're going grocery shopping, Teo," you told him. Finally you found a package of spaghetti in a drawer. You remembered seeing cheese in the fridge.
It was decided. You were gonna make mac and cheese.
~~~***~~~
You called for Mateo who was in the living room cuddling with Disney, an EpiPen in one hand and the other on the cat's back. "Sorry, can't come. I'm the chosen one- ACHOO!" he rejected your call. You - not knowing what's going on - frowned and went to see what the heck he was talking about. As you saw the cat curled up on the male, you grinned. "Okay, guess you have to starve then. By the way, any bowls or something I could place their food on?" Mateo was slowly letting his palm run over the calico's soft fur while sniffling, he didn't even look at you. "Mhmgh, if you're okay with paper plates then those are...uh... I think in the drawer under forks and knives. Oh and for water err.... Just take a random bowl that doesn't look too fancy."
"Okiedokie"
Mateo was carefully touching your kitty when all of a sudden, she woke up and stormed into the kitchen. "Huh?" Confused, he got up and followed the deaf cat.
When he entered the kitchen, both animals were chewing on the food. It wasn't nearly as high quality as what you usually bought them but they were hungry. You were putting cheese on your spaghetti. "Well look who came," you said amused as you pulled out a fork from the drawer.
He smiled and grabbed the other plate you had set aside for him. "Thanks for this, I normally don't have the energy to cook after work." His demeanor was a bit shy and you loved that. Some guys had approached you after the incident but had ran for the hills after finding out about your disabilty.
"Ya know Mateo, you are very cute," you complimented him out of nowhere. Startled, said man almost dropped his plate at your words, "W-What? I mean, thanks, uh, you're very too. I mean you're very cute too," he stuttered, tongue tied and blushing a little. He was avoiding your gaze, knowing he will say something stupid if he'll look at you.
You giggled at that and kept watching him, making him nervous.
~~~***~~~
It took months of cutting out your own desires, working overhours, missing out on nights of fun and doing DIY to get your apartment back to what looked like a normal home from a place that looked like a hurricane hit it. Mateo helped you out a lot through that. Helping you choose things from IKEA, assemble the things you brought from IKEA, helping you clean out the place and treating Prince's injured paw while you couldn't. Getting a new TV was a big pain in the arse. Since it was so freaking expensive when you wanted a good one.
It would've taken you months until you could get one. But one day, you came home one day to find a brand new flatscreen attached to a wall in your living room. Bigger than your previous one for sure. Mateo had been at your place, having a day off and wanting to help you with the new coffee table since the previous one had been destroyed with claw marks and pet urine.
Immediately you bombed him with questions when you saw the thing on the wall, also feeling very mad that he got you something so expensive.
Mateo denied buying the TV and said it was.... Judd. You calmed down after a while
You put your information in and logged into your Netflix account. Mateo was about to leave when you offered that he could stay. He agreed immediately and happily plopped down on the sofa. You told him to find a good horror movie while you made something to eat.
You cut some fruits and also managed to find some chips. Not as traditional as popcorn but it'll do the job.
"What did you choose?" you asked happily while making yourself comfortable beside him and placing the snacks on the coffee table he had put together throughout the day. He had talent in it, for real.
"I mean, I don't really watch horror movies, so are you okay with Escape Room?" he asked hesitantly. You tongued your cheek and smiled, "Yeah sure."
Unlike most people, you liked the scary stuff. Enjoying the adrenaline that came when something terrifying happened. Doesn't mean you didn't hold onto Mateo sometimes but he was the more scared one. "Oh my God Teo, you're like a baby when watching this stuff," you giggled. "I'm sorry I made you watch this," you apologized while leaning your head against his shoulder. "What? No, I err... Really liked it. Yeah, it was... Awesome," he lied pathetically. You snorted and rubbed circles on Prince's stomach while the big dog lay on his back beside you.
After some silence, the firefighter opened his mouth. "So Y/n," he started. You shifted your head to look at him curiously. "What would be the perfect... date in your opinion?" he asked nervously. You rose your brow with surprise, the question unexpected. "Perfect date huh?" you thought for a bit and came up with an answer. "Well I'm not a huge fan of romantic dinners and stuff like that. Maybe camping? I really enjoy hiking and hiking with someone I care about would be lit. Those two love hikes too," you gestured at your furry friends, "Plus it isn't an expensive fun thing to do. Well unless you going all out. Which I don't normally."
"In that case, wanna go camping on the weekend?" he asked happily yet nervousness was as clear as a crystal in his voice. You smiled at him, "Of course," and laid your head on his chest.
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why can't you see me (4)
chapter one
I deleted chapter 4&5 because I thought they were trash 😔
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it all started with vocaloid covers. yes, you're also cringing right now. you were how old? 12? 13? it doesn't really matter, to make it short: a few years ago you posted a shitty cover, of an edgy song.
you went viral. thousands of likes and comments were made on your YouTube video, which was recorded with your laptop microphone.
not going to lie, you were shocked. holy fuck? people liked you? your content? that's new.
well, not really. your best friend at the time told you to upload it. he supported you! how nice of him.
one cover caused 2 to be made, then 3, then 4 and after 10 covers you posted your first original song. you didn't actually think that your fans would support it, but they did.
that all happend in the span of a year, or two.
you weren't so sure, you lost your feeling for time a while ago.
after that original song record labels wanted you (you were easy to take advantage of after all). problem was, or still is, you're a minor.
you can't sign anything, you don't have an accutal agent, or manager, you don't have shit. to be honest, you also aren't sure how you're doing it. well, it's easier now because of streaming platforms and your best friend likes to play manager.
it's less stressful at least, you publish whatever you want, when you want it. nobody controls your social media account.
you accutally make money, a lot of it. but to keep yourself humble you donate a huge part, and put the other one in a savings account.
you're so smart! so mature! an old soul! not like the others! a delight to have in class!
you're absolutely burned out.
companies constantly messaging you for you to promote this! newest product! so good! the best thing on the market! when it's trash, a way to get money.
but everything is like that, isn't it? you're also selling trash. making trash music and poetry. wow, you're so special. an artist! royalty, you drew all the album covers yourself? no wonder they look like that.
your age is a mystery, so is your face and real name. people were able to figure out your height by a simple picture of you besides a dresser.
they know you live in japan, you were forced to publish that as you got nearly cancelled for wearing a kimono. life is great!
constant comments and messages of "you changed" were flooding you. of course you changed? bro? you were only 13?
it's called character development.
your fame is basically a secret, besides your best friend and school nobody knows.
you didn't bother telling your father because he didn't want to listen, pretty sad. you tried, you really did but he was busy, as always.
now it's too awkward to tell him.
"hey, papa, by the way im like a prodigy in the music business and i have more instagram followers then you."
yeah, as if (even tho you have to check if you accutally finally got more followers then him).
the older you get, the more followers you get, the less you post.
you're arrogant, they scream.
you're so so tired. constant spotlight. constant critism and people who think you're god. it's so much.
sometimes you're thinking about deleting it all, but you like the attention.
but if you see one more newspaper saying you died or that you're accutally a villain, on god you're going to go crazy.
"Top 10 face claims for faceless celebrities!"
murder on your mind.
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toshinori is embarrassed. as he's sitting with his co workers, he feels just straight up bad that he accutally has to think hard about his kid hobby.
"well.. they like cats? and.. ah! they play the guitar."
"acoustic or electric?"
"...there is more then one guitar type?"
his three coworker sighed. well, earserhead would, if he wasn't asleep.
midnight looked at the clock and quickly stood up, "well, i have to go! the kids don't teach themselves."
the two others also quickly realised the time, toshinori stood up, while present mic woke earserhead up.
god, he has to think of a bonding activity. concerts? no, it wouldn't work out for different reasons.
what did you talk about last time he saw you?
when was the last time he saw you?
shacking his head, he quickly remembered an email from your school.
your school was hosting an internship! that's the solution! you work here for a few weeks, he works here! perfect! what could go wrong?
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"no."
"why not?"
"because i said no?" with that you turned back to your computer.
"well, i think it would be a great learning experience!"
"and i think it would be very useless for me. i'm not interested in hero's. besides that, i already got a place at a company which I'm accutally interested in." you don't.
"it's not about hero's, it's about teaching."
"I hate children."
"you are also a child?"
"yes, and have you ever seen me get along with somebody my age?"
silence. he feels defeated. maybe he needs to put his foot down?
"you're going to work at UA during your internship, this is finally." thinking about it, he wasn't even sure if UA does internships.
"no, nice try though! appricate the effort. now get out, it's not halloween yet so i don't need any skeletons in my room."
toshinori has to take a deep breath to remind himself that you're just a kid. he can fight you physically once you're 18.
using your full name to get your attention, he used his last card, "please do the internship with me. see it as an bonding experience."
"..okay whatever, but if it sucks i can get another cat."
toshinori felt like a winner, but he needs to ask nezu first. the internship is still a few months away, who knows what will happen during these months.
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strange-changes-ln · 3 years
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“Strange Changes.”
Chapter 6: “A Talk.”
The Janitor sat, within the tension between himself, and the Governess. She had decided to take this to the Library inside of the Residence, using two chairs she had managed to find. Her stare seemed blank. Well, clearly, with the mask on, it was gonna look that way, but under it, it was… firm.
A strong silence followed on. While the Lady sat firmly, with professionalism and elegance, Roger, on the other hand, was shuffling and shifting constantly, seeing no way to make this feel less… like this. Like he’s currently facing something… almost… dangerous. Not like he hasn’t before.
And like those times, he was never ready.
Silence, still. It was never-ending, it seemed, as the two collected their thoughts, and a way to begin the conversation.
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” What has been going on. “ The Lady finally took initiative, considering the notion that the Janitor was not, and started the conversation. Roger perked up, blinking. Oh.
” ..uh.. well.. um.. “ He considered leaving the whole shadow invader thing out of the conversation entirely. It would make things easier, right?
But, at the same time..-
It’s a terrible idea. Lying doesn’t do anyone any good.
“ ..not..much..? “ ..that works..??
The Lady simply hummed.
Behind the mask, however, she frowned, as she was not pleased. She could tell the man was lying. It was in his tone, he was questioning his own wording.
” ..Roger. “
“ ..yes..? “
“ …You know very well, that something has been arising. It has been throwing your duties off track, as well as the Chef’s’. “ She leaned forward, looming over him, even in a sitting position.
" ..H-- "
" You know how, Janitor. "
Roger shrunk, shifting in the chair for the 30th time. His arms hung off the sides, given their length. His hands tensed. Squinting at the ground for a minute.
” We cannot be losing order here in the Maw, for it is the only place in this god forsaken world that makes sense anymore. So whatever the trouble may be rising, I suggest you say it now. It is best that you put an end to the- problem.. as soon as…… “
She stopped. Is he just- spacing out right now? Is this not important to him? After all she’s given him, this doesn’t concern him at ALL?
Indeed, he was lightly rocking back and forth, staring at the ground, not exactly obtaining anything the Lady was saying to him.
..Slowly, shadows began to whirl around the Governess, as she sat straight up, her posture tense. “ Roger. “
That got his attention. Eyeing back up at—
her. And the shadows. Oh. Oh no.
“ Pay attention. Does this not mean anything to you? Whatever is going on, I insist you explain NOW. That, is an ORDER. “ The shadows grew with intensity, swirling around her, menacingly. She looked… much more threatening like this. If she hadn’t been already, that is.
He flinched, expecting a sort of- physical contact to occur if he didn’t start talking. After all, he was simply a little, slightly shaking leaf, within the breeze of the one in control of this vessel. “ ..Y-Yes, Miss.. “ He nodded, with haste, so he could just get to the point.
“ ..There’s this.. I- I don’t really know what it is. It was like- like a shadow? A big, humanoid shadow. “ That was the simplest way to explain. She maintained her exterior, staring down at him through her mask.
" ..Shadow. " Her body just barely relaxed. " ..Do they have a name. "
" That's the thing. They don't-- we don't know their name. They keep it a secret. I don't- know why. "
" ...Hmm. " She leaned back into her chair. " This is.. unfortunate. Distracting. "
" ..Mhm. " Roger slowly reached up to adjust his hat a little bit. " Is- there anything you-- or- we, could do? " Asking, slowly beginning to relax himself. The Lady hummed.
" ..I will- see what I can do. " She nodded, the shadows ceasing from the air. " But for now, you and the Chef's can attempt to stall the... thing. "
Oh thank god. " Oh- that's-.. al-alright, uhh.. alright. "
. . .
Silence. Again. This is so awkward, good lord.
The Lady stood up, slowly. " I think we are done here. You may exit. "
" -Oh-- uh.. wh-what about the chairs? " Roger blinked.
" I will tidy that up on my own time. What I need you to do, is go. Do I make myself clear..? "
" ..yes, my Lady. "
She then vanished. He.. always wondered how she did that. How she attained that- shadow magic of hers. It's strange. To him, at least. But, without another word, he made his way to the exit of the Residence.
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Okay. Okay. This is fine. Everything is fine. You aren't dead. Everything, is okay.
Roger took in a deep breath. Yep!! Everything is cool. Everything... is cool.
He needs something to drink. He just casually shuffles his way to the Kitchen.
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" So! The talk went well? That's good, isn't it? " Thomas spoke up, trying to sound supportive- for one reason or another- while serving the Janitor a glass of water. He handed the glass cup to the short man. " So, what did she say? "
" Well.. uhh.. " Roger took the cup, and took a quick sip. " ..Mm- she said she'd see what she could do. But I don't know exactly what she will do, or when she'll do it. "
" Pehh. She might brush us off. Like always. " Marcus huffed, pouring himself a glass of wine. Though, he did glance to Roger for a moment. " Want some? "
" Nah. I'm not feeling it. "
" Oh, c'mon! Everyone needs a bit of wine every so often. 'Sides, you're looking terrible. You could use it. " Marcus commented. He's not wrong. Roger looks.. tired. And just unfresh. The Janitor deadpanned him for a moment.
" ...Really. "
" Seriously! I'm serious! I'm right, aren't I, bro?? Tell me he doesn't look terrible. "
" W-Well, I mean- " Thomas honestly didn't know how to respond. " ..I- uhhh.. "
" Exactly! "
" Alright, alright, calm down. No need to--- to keep--- wineing about it. "
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" That was so bad, Roger, you know that- "
The Janitor just broke into a cackle. To him, that was- the funniest thing. Why? His sense of humor is broken, most likely. Thomas tried to find it at least somewhat funny. It wasn’t really there though. But Roger seemed happy with it.
“ C-Come on, it was funny- “ The Janitor held his hand straight up, pointing it towards Marcus.
“ No, it wasn’t, Roger. That was horrible. “ Marcus cringed, which only seemed to make it better for Roger, who was still laughing, smiling from ear-to-ear.
“ Kehehehe..heheh.. okay, okay. Now, uh.. I think I should- get going. “ He tilts his head towards the exit of the Kitchen, and back into the lower parts of the Maw. He eyed the cup of water he was still holding. He- kinda spilled some on the ground from the laughing. Oops. “ ..Sorry. “
” Oh- it’s okay. “ Thomas pats his shoulder gently. “ …Can I ask you something? “
” Huh? Sure, shoot. “
” Umm.. how many fingers am I holding up? “ The Chef proceeds to hold up four of his fingers. Roger simply blinked.
” ..Four. Why— “ oh wait.
“ -Y— You can tell?? You didn’t even have t— you can see now?? “ He looked confused, and surprised at the same time. Ohgeezohmanohokay—
“ ..I- I guess?- “
“ Wait- what? I thought you were just- “ Marcus squinted. “ ..Why didn’t you say you could- “
“ oH MAN- WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME?? I REALLY GOTTA GO, I’M- “ He coughs in between the words. “ I gotta- I GOTTA- Go— do my job!! Really would like to talk some more, I REALLY would, but I shouldn’t be holding up my work, sowiththatbeingsaid, I’mgonnaleave- goodbye- bye- seeya- bye- “ Roger then ushers himself out and away from the Chefs.
He just left them in silence. A short period of silence.
” … “
” … “
“ Roger can see..? “
” Yeah, it’s weird, right?? “
” ..If- he can see, why do his eyes look so.. “
” Oh- I think that’s because.. uhh.. here, I’ll just explain it to you. “
Oh my god.
Why? Why did you do that? You’re so brain-dead. A moron. An idiot.
Why can’t you just talk to people correctly?
Roger groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose, squeezing his eyes shut. Once he opened them back up, his arm fell to his side, and he just- begun to shuffle forward. He needs to check on those kids. Make sure none of them went up and tried escaping while he was gone. For the while, he just thinks to himself.
The Lady. She’s very.. beautiful. But- at the same time, she’s kind of scary. And mysterious. Sort of in a sense, of- why does she wear the mask? Was it just an outfit choice, or is she hiding.. something? Where did she get that shadow thing from? It’s- sort of- confusing.
He squints. What’s gonna be done about the- the shadow person? Maybe she’ll take care of it privately? Probably, probably not.
Y’know what? Okay- stop thinking. Just keep going. Keep descending. Go check on the kids.
What’s their name? Why can’t they say? Is it- a sort of.. a sort of-
N-No. Stop. The last thing you need to focus on right now, is that- guy. Gal? Wait-
Stop. Just stop.
Roger rubs at his eyes. Tired. Need sleep. But you can’t. You gotta work first.
..you feel dirty. When was the last time you took a shower..? Washed your clothes…? Oh my god-
No- work first. Self-care second. Why is this so hard to understand right now, just do your stupid job.
He grips his head with one hand, and his face with his other, still walking, lowly groaning, and slightly humming, just trying to distract himself. Maybe-
NO. You’ve- you’ve been inconsistent enough, go do your job. The Governess didn’t let you stay here for nothing.
The hand holding his face, moves up to his hat. At least he’s not blocking his own view. You seriously need to chill. Nothing should make you do this. Focus. Focus.
..He blinks, staring at the ground, at his shoes. It’s.. kinda.. kinda blurry. He glances up ahead. Yeah.. yeah, it’s.. kinda blurry. Nothing looks right. It’s all.. it’s all.. really hard to see, right now, wait-
His arms fall to his side, his head tilts to the side, confused, rather lost, he doesn’t- understand what’s happening. He’s still walking. Does- does he even know where he’s going?? No, no, you don’t, cut it out and FOCUS. Why is that SO HARD?? You aren’t that tired, just-
He stops, scratching at his eye sockets, emitting garbled, agitated noises from his throat. Stop, stop, stop. Deep breath. In and out. In and out. You’re fine. You’re just.. tricking yourself..! Yeah.. you’re fine. You’re okay.
His vision isn’t blurry much anymore, but.. he can’t.. recognize where he is. Wait.. what?? He takes a step forward—
and he falls.
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neon-junkie · 4 years
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unpopular opinion: Micah is terrible but he shows instances of having real, human emotions and completely erasing those moments to paint him as a 100% monster is a disservice for the fandom.
arrrrkajslkfjdsglk okay I'm gonna break Micah down and explain why I like him, just bc of everything going on and cause you've summed that up perfectly. Let's make one thing clear - I don't stan his actions, I never have, I never will. A lot of ppl seem to keep ignoring that lmfao. AND we all know that Micah is a fucking piece of shit. He's the devil. We know. Like the list goes on and on and on when it comes down to why Micah's garbage, but I guarantee you, there is NOBODY out there who actually *stans* him. He's a villain and damn good one. Now. Relating to what you've said, this man has just as much emotion as everybody else. I think the people who view him as an emotionless monster have either never seen ANY camp interactions with him, or they just choose to ignore them. For whatever reason. Idk. It is VERY obvious that Micah has 100% been abused by his father, probably physically as well as mentally and emotionally. He openly talks about the monster that his father is, and he KNOWS that he is just like his father. Now, Amos (his bro), on the other hand, has managed to break away from that lifestyle, straighten his ways, and settled down. Micah is so obviously jealous and even takes the time to write to his brother, probably to try and rekindle their sibling friendship or whatever you wanna call it. Amos basically goes 'NO' and slaps that idea right out of Micah's head, so I do feel bad that Micah was rejected. Amos makes it clear that he will only rekindle that if Micah changes, but he doubts Micah is able to change. So now his only 'role models' are gone - his father and Amos - Micah has nothing left to lose. He has no family, friends that encourage his chaos rather than help fix him, and no partner. He's a loose cannon, and without guidance, Micah will only continue to fire. That's why he sucks up to Dutch so much, because he STILL needs acceptance, praise, and guidance, and Dutch gives him all of that. Yeah, it's creepy to see, but that man must be dying inside if he'll literally lick Dutch's shoes just for a bit of acceptance. Micah clearly does try, like his approach to making friends is so cringe, but he's clearly never ever done this before, and he's only following the ways his father taught him. I mean, we see him still try to befriend Arthur at the start of the game, but Arthur barely looks at him and just continues to shoot him down. I know Arthur is probably following his gut, but people can't say that Micah didn't try. And we see him try it on with the women of the camp, he's clearly desperate to at least find a partner, and probably secretly jealous that his brother has that and a family. And if his brother can do it, then maybe he can too? and we do see him try. But Micah's no rapist, and it makes me cringe when ppl say that. There's a good post about it (here) that I won't go into detail, u can just read that for urself. So - Micah has nothing to lose. The camp doesn't want him there, so it's no sweat off his nose if he rats them out. Obviously, I don't agree with it and I think Micah should have just left, but then that'd be a very boring game lmfao.  There's nobody stopping him from causing chaos, and he's just going to continue to do what he was taught to do - be a fucking piece of shit. But to say he has no emotions? You sure about that? It's SO obvious that Micah still craves acceptance in any form, whether it's from a friend, a partner, his mentor, etc. He NEEDS acceptance and he seems very lost without it. And it's so clear that Micahs past trauma still controls his actions, and he clearly has no idea how to even begin accepting and moving past his trauma. That man just needs a therapist asap. Peter Blomquist said it himself, that Micah is essentially just misunderstood. (here) And well, if his own actors said that then why the hell do people continue to ignore it? Because they just want to hate Micah. They view him as an evil and racist piece of shit and just want to hate that, which everybody does cause yanno, it's bad. But they continue to ignore that Micah, like Bill, suffers from a lot of mental trauma and issues, and his past has resulted in the person that he is today. I’ll say this AGAIN, I’m not condoning his actions, far from it, I’ve said many times before that Micah is fucking garbage, we just find him interesting. Honestly, I think if the gang was accepting, or if Micah had someone to shove him in the right direction, then he would have redeemed himself and fixed his ways. Things like racism are taught, and if you can teach it, then you can unteach it, just like Bill begins to learn. Micah is a villain and that's why I like him. Again, I don't support or stan his actions, but it's just so refreshing to see someone so chaotic and loose. People saying that you shouldn't like Micah because he's racist, also choose to ignore the fact that Abigails abusive, so why do y'all still stan her when we see the way she speaks to John? or the way she physically abuses him? So abuse is fine but racism isn't? hmm.  But if we shouldn't like Micah because he's bad then why the hell do we like characters like Darth Vader or all the fucking Disney villains? Have you seen how much merch those criminals have? But a bunch of strangers on the internet having a wank over the ratman is bad? We're allowed to enjoy those but not Micah? big sigh. Peter also said that there's nothing wrong with liking Micah. You're allowed to enjoy villains, it's not a fucking crime, and it doesn't mean you support their actions, it never has done.
PLUS, this is a game full of mass murderers?!?! Arthur does a LOT that is considered questionable, such as beating a terminally ill man into his grave, but people choose to draw the line at Micah. You’re free to enjoy whatever fiction you want, but there’s no line you can draw. Well, you can draw a line for yourself, but you can’t rule what others can and cannot enjoy.
It's just SO tiring (personally) to constantly see happy endings and pure, wholesome, golden characters. I'm a sucker for bad guys and seeing them win, so when I played RDR I was like 'oh yeah, this is what I need' and that's probably why Micah's my fave lmao. It's so refreshing to see, and there's nothing wrong with enjoying it. Some people just enjoy villains, big whoop. We need to stop expecting characters to be pure cause that's just so unrealistic. Everybody has flaws of all different kinds, and that's what makes these characters human. Like, are we just choosing to ignore the fact that Arthur is the most wanted out of the gang, who has probably murdered the most people? Do we just wanna sweep his kill count under the rug and choose to hate Micah based on the one fact of him being racist? The whole fucking gang are outlaws, they're all essentially villains, even the babies like Kieran!! Micah is just as complex as every other character in this stinky game, and people who refuse to acknowledge his layers and just portray him as a monster are whack as shit. And remember, those who tell you what you can and can't enjoy are just as bad as Micah Bell himself. Especially the ones who abuse you over FICTION.
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yukipri · 3 years
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Marco’s Bauble Part 5 - a One Piece Mermaid AU Text Story
Here’s the next part of Marco’s Bauble!
In which the Whitebeards gossip even more, and the gossip circle widens.
Contains mention of Marco x Luffy.
Continues off of, and should be read after:
👒🐟Marco’s Bauble Part 1
👒🐟Marco’s Bauble Part 2
👒🐟Marco’s Bauble Part 3
👒🐟Marco’s Bauble, Part 4
"Does the meeting have to be in my room?"
Jozu's room feels cramped with six commanders crammed inside. The Commander bedrooms, which double as their offices, aren't exactly spacious. They're still the only crew members who even have their own private quarters, so no one complains. Of the Commander's rooms, Jozu's is the largest, simply to accommodate the fact that Jozu's physical bulk is several times that of any other Commander. So naturally, Jozu's room is where they gather when they need to have the rare Secret Meeting, away from any of Pops's rooms or public spaces that anyone can walk into.
"I don't even know why we're here," Jozu mutters mostly to himself, perched awkwardly on the edge of his own bed. Vista and Rakuyo take up the rest of his mattress, because Izo's commandeered Jozu's desk and chair. Izo's even brought a mirror and makeup kit, and is putting eyeliner on Namur for some reason. Haruta's sitting on the floor by the door, to "keep watch," apparently.
"You can leave if you'd like, it's private anyway," Rakuyo smirks. He's only been let in on the secret because he'd been the one to make up the lie at lunch, announcing loudly that Haruta had actually shouted about marigolds in Izo's new perfume and not Marco. And oh yeah, Vista's allergic to them! Hence the overreaction, of course.
It's a miracle their other brothers bought the honestly bizarre lie, and Rakuyo secretly thinks that they most definitely heard but are bro enough to play along because the other Commanders looked so pathetically desperate for them to pretend it never happened. But well, it worked out for Rakuyo, who was able to corner Izo and Haruta (along with a still very much spooked Vista), to demand answers for so generously providing a coverup, no matter how shoddy.
(Rakuyo can just imagine how the rumor mill is churning right now, now that everyone other than the night shift is crammed into the barracks and lights are out. But ah well, that's not his business, at least until he gets some answers himself.)
Which leads them to now, in a Secret Meeting to reveal all.
Jozu heaves a massive sigh that jostles the other two Commanders taking up his bed, before getting up with a creak. It's very clear that Rakuyo is especially eager to start getting all the dirt or whatever this is about, and perhaps that really isn't something he wants to be a part of.
Jozu doesn't much like being chased out of his own room, but he doesn't really like gossip anyway. Maybe it would be better to step out, and not have to deal with the drama afterwards.
"Maybe I'll go take a walk..." Some fresh night air doesn't sound too bad.
"Yeah, we'll just be talking about Marco's upcoming wedding," Haruta chortles, even as he moves out of the way to let Jozu through.
Jozu freezes. Rakuyo makes a little oooh sound.
Jozu sits back down, and Vista and Rakuyo grunt as the mattress sinks towards their brother's greater mass.
"Wait, since when was it a wedding?" Namur's eyes widen. "I only know about his proposal, not even a formal engagement yet..."
There must be several steps between "proposal" and "wedding," or so Namur thought. But perhaps he's just misunderstanding humans once again.
"Hush, don't move, you'll ruin your eyeliner," Izo scolds, and Namur shuts up, wisely, because everyone knows how Izo feels about ruined eyeliner.
"Wait, wait, wait," Jozu starts, because he's just heard several things in rapid succession that he's failing to process. Jozu prides himself on fast thinking in battle, but it apparently doesn't apply outside of it, which is a problem because he's reeling. But then again, these types of cannonballs aren't shot into his face every day.
Jozu isn't given time, because Rakuyo's hooting like a madman, flailing arms smacking Vista, who has also gone frozen and wide-eyed, and Jozu's glad that at least he's not the only brother who feels lost.
"Alright, let's hear it! Who's the lucky boy?" Rakuyo leans as far forward towards Izo and Namur as he can without his ass leaving the bed.
"Get this," Izo leans in too, just as eager. "Marco's fiancee is a girl."
Jozu chokes, but it goes completely ignored, as does Vista's gasp and dainty hand to his heart, and Rakuyo expelling what seems to be all of the spit in his mouth, all in the face of Haruta bolting to his feet and shrieking "WHAT?!" loud enough to probably be heard on the other side of the Moby.
"Izo..." Namur cringes, and looks distinctively miserable, an expression all the more exaggerated by the dramatic winged liner Izo's put around his eyes.
"It's too late, we're all here, might as well share with just our fellow Commanders no? It's a big occasion for our dearest first mate," Izo says, well over the initial guilt he felt. After all, such a big occasion for their brother is most certainly relevant to their fellow Commanders!
Everyone else in the room makes silent eye contact at Izo and Namur's exchange, immediately understanding what had occurred: Izo had been sworn to secrecy, but had slipped.
Well, they all sympathize. They feel for their poor fishman brother, they've all been in his shoes before.
But they're also all currently in this room, and the secret's been spilled, so at this point...well, what happens in Jozu's room, stays in Jozu's room, no?
And so the story comes out, and multiple other bombs are dropped: that the girl's a mermaid, Marco's never even met her, and she's also Ace's little brother.
"Wow, didn't know he liked them that young, Ace's practically a baby himself," Rakuyo mutters, and gets a sharp jab in the elbows from Vista.
“A mermaid,” Vista breathes, stars in his eyes. “A phoenix with a mermaid, that’s so romantic!”
“Isn’t it?” Namur looks eager for the first time since the meeting started, glad he’s found a kindred soul. “They’ll look so good together…”
Jozu's brain has finally caught up to the situation, but something's not adding up. He makes to raise his hand, but ends up loudly cracking his shoulder against the wall instead, which still does the job of catching his brothers' attentions.
"Wait, but I thought Ace said he couldn't join our crew because he promised to be pirates with his little brother...but if she gets married to Marco and she joins our crew, then...?"
There's a moment of deep contemplative silence.
"Well, there's the chance that Ace doesn't know about his little brother's relationship with Marco," Izo says slowly. "He might not even know that they've been corresponding."
There's a collective wince as they imagine how Ace's reaction to that being revealed might go, if it indeed is a secret. The one thing they know about Ace's little brother is that Ace has a MASSIVE brother complex, and is very, Very protective. They suddenly don’t envy Thatch.
"Do you think Thatch knows?" Vista speaks up. "Is this why he went with Ace?"
"If he didn't know, he knows now, Marco sent the letter and engagement gem to him to deliver," Namur says hesitantly, finally willing to contribute information.
"So let's get this straight, Ace thought he was just going back to East Blue to start a new pirate crew, and Thatch was just tagging along to help, but Thatch was actually sent by Marco to escort his bride back to us? Without Ace knowing? Is that right?" Haruta's eyes are wide and he sounds extremely impressed. "That's so evil of him, I didn't know he had it in him, holy shit!"
"We don't know that," Namur mumbles, but is ignored.
“Do you think Thatch’ll be best man at the wedding?” Vista wonders.
“That’s not fair!” Haruta hisses at the same time Izo shouts, “Favoritism!”
"Okay, okay, wait. So in that case, assuming Ace eventually calms down and supports the union, that means his little brother joins us, right? And if she joins, doesn't that mean Ace would join too? Since she was the only reason why he didn't join us, and he wants to be on the same crew as his brother..." Jozu can't let go of the possibility, now that it's there.
They'd all been terribly sad when Ace announced he was leaving. Their crew all understood why he had to go, a promise is a promise, and they'd still always be brothers but...the 2nd Division Commander seat had practically been waiting for him.
"There's always the chance that they mean to do long distance," Namur says then, glumly.
"That's so boring!" Izo says dismissively. "Marco should take what's his, we're pirates!"
Rakuyo cheers while Namur gasps in indignation, and everyone else sighs, except Vista who suddenly freezes.
"Marco wouldn't...leave us to join them, would he...?"
Well there's a thought.
"...We can't know what the bride thinks, but that we can ask Marco, probably," Jozu says uncertainly. Suddenly this whole "marriage" business is a lot more stressful than expected, because Jozu's not sure he likes the idea of suddenly losing their first mate, no matter how nice his future company is.
"It's not likely, probably, because they're just a baby crew, who already have our brothers as senior members," Haruta reasons. "Far more likely that they'll join us!"
"The 2nd'll be happy to have Ace and Deuce back," Vista nods, focusing on the positives, and the mood lightens considerably. "And we'll be able to have a wedding!"
“A wedding! I love weddings!” Rakuyo cheers. “Drinks all around!”
"Ace'll become our 2nd Division Commander after all," Namur says, and he looks so happy that Izo croons and pokes his cheek.
"Wait," Jozu says, and Izo groans not again. "This may be getting ahead of ourselves but...if Ace is 2nd Division Commander, that puts his room right next to Marco's...isn't that sorta awkward for the newlyweds?"
"Jozu!" Namur looks very scandalized, while Rakuyo and Haruta cackle.
"Maybe Ace'll burn a hole through the wall so they can't have any privacy," Haruta grins.
"That's terrible," Vista says, despite also beginning to smile.
This is nice, imagining what their family's future might be like. It'll no doubt be wild, but a positive change.
"But maybe being close to his brother would make Ace happier too, so maybe the 2nd Division would really be perfect," Izo says contemplatively.
"Question, would Ace's little brother be in the 1st or 2nd Division?" Namur wonders.
Bickering breaks out, but Rakuyo cuts through it. "She's Ace's brother, she might be Commander material herself, who says she'll be in one of their divisions?"
"Commander of Division 1.5," Namur says dreamily.
And oh, well, that wasn't what anyone else had in mind, but the more they think about it, the more it appeals.
"Perfectly in between her husband and brother, our future Commander of Division 1.5," Izo says it out loud, testing how it feels.
"I like it," Haruta shouts, and is echoed by his brothers.
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WHELP that took forever to write, but I hope you enjoyed! The next part has Marco :P
The number of Whitebeards keeps increasing! We now have all the main Whitebeards that are usually given attention (Marco, Thatch, Jozu, Vista, Izo, Haruta), and in addition to Namur, I decided I wanted to give Rakuyo some love! I think he looks like a Jack Sparrow rip off so I like him haha. Did anyone catch the reference?
Anyway, still very much figuring out how I want to portray them, but I'm enjoying exploring them in writing, so I'll know how to better depict them in any future art ^ ^;
As always, thank you so much for reading, and any comments are immensely appreciated!! (Comments are what make me decide how frequently to update, because the next parts are already written and up on Patreon <3)
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The Crow (1994)
Alright Cult of Cult. Do I really need to introduce this one? Let's get all 90s and gothy and maybe brace ourselves for a bit of cringe, but like in a fun way. It's the Holy Grail of Hot Topic, 1994's the Crow Starring Brandon Lee.
Sermon
Apparently before the auto industry totally crashed Detroit was already a total fucked to death pile of burning shit, or at least that's what the crow would have you believe. Sorry Bruce Campbell, and other people from Detroit, but mostly Bruce Campbell. According to the Crow the city of Detroit is the kind of place where gangs of warlock anarchist arsonists will bomb buildings, and murder and rape whoever they feel like and then walk around bragging about it the next day with absolutely zero consequences. Funny then that if Detroit was so bad they had to go to film this movie in Wilmington North Carolina which is definitely a fucked to death pile of burning shit. I can say that, I'm from there and I got the fuck out. My brother is going to kill me if he ever reads this. (It's okay, these are all jokes people). Did you know they also filmed the Super Mario Bros movie there ... also cuz they needed a really shitty looking distopia. Moving on ...
The ludicrous criminality of the Crow's Detroit is particularly on display on Halloween. In Detroit (apparently) Halloween is known as Devils Night and it's legitimately just a night of pure lawlessness and chaos and kids aren't even safe to get candy, except later when we do see trick or treaters. Eric Draven, hunky goth rocker who sort of looks like he could be Bruce Lee's Kid and his fiance are murdered by a gang of vicious criminals. One year hence, Eric is resurrected by a mystical crow (that is actually a Raven), to exact his revenge on the gang that murdered him.
He paints his face like sad Alice Cooper and refuses to listen to Joy Division, just covers. He murders Tin Tin (a knife guy) just for his long gothy duster, he murders Fun Boy and forcibly ejects heroine from her arms and tells her "Go be a good mom now" which actually works. (have I told you about our Lord and Savior Sting? He gave me the strength to get off drugs), he blows T Bird up dick first, and then comes for Skab? Scraap? Scooby? in a meeting of all of Detroits villains and just about kills them all.
He is supported by the most 90s little girl to have ever graced the screen, and I am here for it, and Officer Albrecht, who's played by Ernie Hudson but I like to call him Zeddemore: The Most Underrated Ghostbuster. The leader of the bad guys, who I cannot beleive wasn't played by Brad Dourif or Tom Waits, is pretty interested in the occult. He keeps his witchy girlfriend around and she makes him fun dishes like smoked eyeballs, and her main use is that she knows that the Crow is the Crows weakness. They set Tony Fucking Todd on the bird, and I guess you just have to hurt the bird and not kill it, and Eric loses his healing factor and other macabre undead powers.
The Crow, Jimmy the Raven, pecks out Dr. Girlfriends eyeballs, I honestly forget how Tony Todd gets offed, and Top Dollar gets Gargoyled (that is impaled on a gargoyle). Funnily enough that is more Gargoyle related impaling on screen then in the actual movie Gargoyle: Wings of Darkness where a Gargoyle is supposed to have impaled a guy.
The Benediction
Best Feature: Injustice League
In the Crow we have not only a set of super memorable villains but they are played by the bad guy all stars. John Polito as the most lowly of the bad guys as a kind of sleazy pawn shop owner who buys ill gotten gains. Tony Todd, who's size is really on display here, the freaking Candy Man is in this movie. T Bird is the head of Top Dollars goons and is played by David Patrick Kelly, you might know as the "Warriors Come Out and Play!!" bottle guy from the Warriors, or as Jimmy Horne from Twin Peaks, and of course Top Dollar himself is played by Michael Wincott. Wincott is not a particularly celebrated actor but has played villains effectively in Robin Hood, the Three Musketeers, and Dead Man.
Best Set Piece: Detroit Style Hot Dogs
The Set design of the Crow is perhaps one of it's most fantastic features. It's very moody and ethereal. It's just real enough to not take you out of the film, but fantastic enough to set mood and theme above realism. From Eric Draven's apartment, to the church where the final battle occurs they are all fantastic. I think that's why I really wanted to shine the spot light on a very minor set piece that would get nary a mention but just as effectively represents the qualities I was just talking about and that is the Maxi Doggs Hot Dog Stand, where a lot of the films exposition for audience surrogates takes place.
Worst Effect: Freeze Frame
At a few points in the movie the film makers made a strange decision to do these freeze frame transitions. I only noticed it twice in the movie where it was particularly stupid. I'm sure the film makers at the time thought it was a moody and atmospheric choice that highlighted the suffering that Eric Draven was going through, but it didn't age well. If you don't have the sensibilities of a goth girl from 1994 then it's very very hard not to laugh at just how self involved the movie is about it's super sadness.
Worst Feature: Tragic Accident
Solely based on the film itself, it is that very gothic and dated sensibility that hurts the Crow. The little sarcastic dance he does when he flees the police, quoting Edgar Allen Poe, and bowing to Albrecht. These affected behaviors that I'm sure seemed snarky and right on to the target audience only serve to make Eric Draven seem like an unbearable neck beard edgelord and not the troubled dark soul he's supposed to be. I'm sure at the time it seemed unique and gothy but that shit went out of style for good reason, people could see through it. It's a shame that the Crow himself was some of the cringiest parts of this movie now that I'm seeing it as an adult and not a 13 year old middle class boy with no real problems.
This however is not the low point of the movie. It's not news now and if you're reading some dudes review of The Crow on Tumblr then you probably already know the story. The worst thing about The Crow is that Brandon Lee was horrifically killed on set while filming this movie due to some negligible prop malfunctions. A series of unfortunate events that lead to the actor spending 6 hours in surgery fighting for his life before eventually passing. It was not a quick or painless death and it's really impossible to watch the movie without an appreciation for the fact that this kind of fun dark adventure was going to be a vehicle for Brandon Lee's career wound up taking his life. He was 28. I really wish I could have just bitched about the goofy goth stuff and moved on, but that's not the world we live in.
Best Effect: The Gargoyling
Maybe I should have called this best kill. But I'm not sure which it is. The slaying of Top Dollar at the Climax of the film was just super effective. The pointed wings impaling his chest and that horn coming out of his mouth, it was morbid and excellent and just fit the tone of the movie perfectly. I mean how many other movies can you say Cause of Death: Impaled on a Gargoyle.
Best Bird: The Raven
I tried very hard to look up the name of the bird that primarily performed in this movie and could not find anything. There was a Raven once upon a time called Jimmy the Raven, but that was in the 50s and I don't think birds live that long. There was a team of Ravens performing as the crow, they were chosen over crows for their larger size, and more imposing silhouettes. I just think it's so wonderful to see these often maligned birds get a chance to show off their talents. Corvids of all kinds are incredibly intelligent creatures. Im a sucker for animals, if you haven't already figured that out. I really liked seeing the ravens hit their marks, particularly the one whos job it was to drop the wedding ring into Sarah's hand at the end of the film. You can see that greedy little bastard do his trick and then look of camera at his trainer like "treat please!". It's very cute.
Best Actor: Top Dollar Performance
I'd love to take this opportunity to just put praise upon Brandon Lee, he truly gave everything for this role, but unfortunately with what was put to film we actually have very few character moments with Eric Draven. Stuff happens to him, and he does killings and fights. There's definitely some personality, but I felt like I walked away knowing almost nothing about who Eric Draven was. He was clearly a good dude but that and a few hobbies and a relationship and you don't really have a character yet. He's unfortunately not given a lot of acting to do, instead just relegated to stunts and action sequences. That were notably cool.
The bad guys in the Crow have a lot more character and among this who's who of character actors, Michael Wincott takes the cake. Hell he was standing next to Candyman himself, Tony Todd and still stealing the scenes.
Best Character: A Few Good Apples
Is the best character in The Crow really going to be the cop? The commissioner Gordon stand in? yeah, it is. Not to be political, but I don't like cops, but I guess in a world with magical birds and eyeball smoking I can suspend my disbelief and let Ernie Hudson be #1 cop dad. His character is really the heart of the film, since all Eric can do is brood and fight, we have to care about someone in this movie.
Best Sequence: Halloween Party
The best sequence of the movie is of course the scene where Eric Draven busts in on the Devil's Night party planning commission. I think Top Dollar brought Scrappy Doo there just so he could lure out the crow, knowing the baddest assholes in all of Detroit would be gathered it was likely that somebody was going to kill the beast, or if they couldn't at least Top Dollar could get a feel for his enemy. It's a bullet flying action sequence with a ton of weight. I can't put my finger on this all to common weightless third act problem that big budget super hero and action flicks have nowadays, but whatever that issue is, the Crow does not have that issue. From this point on the Climax feels earned and I am invested. For that reason, The Crow is honestly better in spite of its awkwardness, than many of the super hero movies out today.
Worst Sequence: My Guitar Gently Weeps
Speaking of brooding or fighting. The best sequence was fighting, the worst is brooding. I get that Eric was in a band or something, but didn't he have shit to do. It seemed like it was a cool idea for a shot, but for like a whole seen, watching somebody play an 80s guitar solo, that stood out so brazenly from the choices of music in the rest of the movie was extra corny. It felt like someone's( dad trying to relate to their kid. Oh you like Music. The Dresden Dolls eh? Oh man, then you're going to love Slash's Snake Pit!
Summary
The Crow is dated. It is iconic but I wonder how many of the people that hang that poster on the wall have watched that movie since they were kids. It's interesting how what i've liked and disliked about this film have changed so much sense I was a kid. It's a cheeseball fiesta. If you have matured at all beyond thinking that being sad is the same as being deep then you're going to like it a little less than you did when you were younger, but it is still solid. There's not much to hate on. I'd watch it over and over again. I was really afraid it would not hold up at all, but returning to The Crow was a completely positive experience.
Overall Grade: B
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Camp NanoWrimo April 2021: Day 6
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    The second the question had been said, Alleos cringed and hissed a little bit, sucking her teeth. Why on earth did he just have to ask that? She exhaled a deep breath and just glared at him.
    “Well?” said Iceland once more, knitting his brows together as he looked over to her.
    “Felt fine until you spoke,” she answered bluntly, rolling her eyes in exasperation. “The network, however… feels fine as well, though, so…”
    Relaxing his gaze, Iceland nodded. “I’m glad to hear that... “ he patted her shoulder, which caused her to jolt away from him. “How about you, Hong Kong, and I go out and have some fun like we originally intended to?”
    The mention of letting loose and having a bit of fun made the micronation smirk. “I like the thought of that for sure.”
    “Then it’s settled. I’m sure he’ll be in on it as well.”
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    Thankfully, the entire group made it out of the hiking trail and back to Iceland’s home completely unharmed. Everybody seemed to be significantly less tense than they had been before, which, of course, was a good thing as well. As soon as they were home, Alleos had headed up to her room- which was no surprise, as even before her little visions, she would have done the same -and Iceland stayed with the rest of the Nordics.
    “Thank you, you lot… I can tell she feels better already.”
    “It’s no problem, lil bro! That’s what we’re here for, huh?” replied Denmark, patting the boy on the head. This caused his face to flush a little bit, and he backed off.
    Then, Finland smiled his usual warm smile. “We had fun, Ice. Thank you for letting all of us tag along.”
Though he kept quiet, Sweden nodded along with what Finland had to say. Despite Alleos’s closeness to Finland, she was surprisingly distant from the Swede. Of course, not much else was to be expected, and though he would never let anybody know that did upset him quite a bit.
“Anything for my lil bro and lil sis,” said Norway with a tiny smirk as he patted his brother on the head. “Keep me posted about what’s going on.”
“Yeah, yeah,” snapped Iceland, clearly flustered from the gestures of his brothers. “Did you guys need anything else, or are you ready to head out?”
~~~
“Almost ready!” Alleos called out as both Hong Kong Iceland messaged her again. Glancing over the room once more, she decided to open the window to get a little bit of airflow coming in while she was gone. Not to mention, all of her equipment could overheat easily. To top it all off, the weather was looking nice, so she figured why not? Once the window was open and she was sure she had everything necessary, she headed downstairs.
“Took you long enough,” grumbled Iceland.
Alleos rolled her eyes. “Please, it would take more than just a few hands to count how many times I was the one waiting on you. I’m ready now, so let’s go.” That being said, the three headed off, out to the city to have a night out.
The very first stop the three made was to get some fast food and some silly string. The trio settled outside the building with their food, conversation starting up quickly.
“So, what happened a bit back? With your siblings…” said Iceland. He hadn’t gotten much from Hong Kong since that incident, and he was still curious as ever.
Rolling his eyes, Hong Kong let out an exasperated sigh. “Just the usual crap. Nothing too terrible, but just annoying…”
“I see.” He figured he ought to not press even more, then he looked over to Alleos. “This one over here, on the other hand, ever since her fainting spell…”
With a scowl, Alleos threw a few fries over in his direction. “Shut up, stupid. You don’t even know what’s been going on. I thought we were through that, remember?”
Huffing, Iceland tossed a few of his own fries back in her direction. Truthfully, he wasn’t so sure with how to respond, so he decided to change the topic. “Any ideas as to what we wanted to even do?”
“I thought we were going to hit a few places with the silly string?” said Hong Kong, amused at the argument between the two. Iceland just nodded.
Alleos’s expression, on the other hand, lit up a bit. “There’s construction going on somewhere around here… it’s after hours, too, so nobody will be there. I wanted to climb the crane, juuust to see what would happen…”
Her brother and friend laughed. “We’ll be there to cheer you on!” said Hong Kong without any hesitation.
~~~
And so off for their night out the three went. It mainly consisted of going into stores, running around and trying absolutely abhorrent clothing on, then the three bullying each other for their horrendous tastes. The silly string was used to mark some abandoned areas, as well as each other, and by the time they made it to the construction site it had gotten quite dark out. Not to mention, it was starting to look a bit cloudy.
“You’re crazy,” mused Iceland as Alleos handed over her bag and approached the machine.
“Maybe so, but life risking fun is the best kind of fun!” she shouted back. Pulling out a can of silly string, Hong Kong shot it over at her, prompting her to run closer to the structure. “Knock that off!!”
With a teasing sneer, Hong Kong opted to pull out his phone and begin recording. “Get a look at this dumbass!”
Looking up at the massive machine, Alleos paused to take in the scenery. The slightest pit dropped in her stomach as she looked up to the sky. Subconsciously, she took a step back.
“Hey, hey! You’re not going to back out of this, are you?!” shouted Hong Kong from behind.
“Definitely not!” she called back. Then, without skipping a single beat, the climbing of the machine began. Or, at least, the climbing up to the top.
Rubbing his face, Iceland just watched. As she made her way higher and higher, he couldn’t help but look away. “Oh, hell no!” Just then, some breezes began to come through, and he looked back up. Though he was unsure if she could even hear her, he called out to her. “Get down, idiot!”
Alleos didn’t even make it all the way up before she stopped, hugging one of the poles for support as she stood tall on the structure. “Whoa,” she mused, her eyes wide as she gazed around. While she hadn’t made it as high as she had hoped to, she could still see a hell of a lot more than any rooftop could enable her to. She was on the verge of taking out her phone to snap a photo when she began to feel some of the harsher breezes.
Adrenaline began to pump through her. “Man, this really was a shit idea!” she mused to herself. She’d done some weird things on rooftops before, but never something quite like this.
“...Maybe I should head down,” she said as another breeze came through. Looking up, she realized that the weather had in fact changed. With this thought racing through her mind, she began the journey down, rather skillfully at that. Watching all of those videos online had to have some sort of payoff, right?
As the bottom of the crane gradually got closer, the weather got increasingly more harsh. The wind had started to pick up, and it had even began to rain, only making the structure more slippery.
“Shit…”
She began to tremble even more from adrenaline, thus prompting her to go even faster.
“Just a little more…”
She was still a good way up.
Then, suddenly-
“Shit…!”
As what was more than likely expected, she lost her grip with both her hands and her feet. The second she slipped, both Hong Kong and Iceland made a run for it, trying to get there fast enough with no avail.
The fall had thrown her into shock, making the impact, and what came with it, painless. The fact something had happened to her, only reflected that things weren’t well with the network, either.
~~~
The micronation jolted open with a startled yelp, blinking her tired eyes. It seems her cry had caught the attention of someone, as a Finn she recognized had entered her room shortly after.
“Alleos! My, are you okay, little one?” he asked frantically. Panting as she sat up, she looked around in a frenzy. Gently, he pushed her so she was lying down. “You lie down now. You need rest. That was one hell of an accident with the network… gosh, if I hadn’t called Swe over, I… I don’t want to think of any potential outcome.”
“Wait… Sweden?” she muttered, sitting up again. “We’re… at your place?”
Finland blinked in confusion. “Erm, of course we are! You founded Alleos, here, remember…? Oh, dear, is everything alright with you?” he placed a hand on her forehead, frowning as she swatted his hand away.
But she wasn’t paying attention. She founded Alleos in Finland? When?
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Why a Rivalry Between Lucario and Cinderace WOULD NOT Work Pt. 2
Yeah, I’m talking about this again.
In my last post about this subject, I’d talked about how Pokemon Journeys could be hyping up a potential rivalry between Ash’s Lucario and Goh’s Cinderace and why just the idea would be bad. I’m sorry, but even after all this time, I still don’t think it would be a good idea. Not only do I feel my points from the last post still hold strong (in that it would be forced, pointless goal-wise, and be an utter wrecking ball in power scaling if Cinderace somehow even remotely keeps up with Lucario), but another thing about this idea is that it could easily land Lucario to become wasted potential in Pokemon Journeys (granted Lucario is already kinda wasted potential given his minor character development and lack of appearances for a while but eh whatever).
I mean, just look at Ash’s past aces:
Pikachu’s main development and arcs mostly conspired through the Original Series, whether it be his growing bond with Ash or his decision to evolve or not and find himself a battling style that can both suit his preferences and be able to take down tougher opponents. While he mostly has remained a static (har-har) character for Ash for regions past Johto, we still get some great moments for him and his trainer every now and then that emphasizes the strong bond and friendship that always had since Kanto, like Pikachu breaking out of amnesia, Ash and Pikachu retouching their old evolution decision, or Ash and Pikachu simply having some alone time together. (which just makes Episode 30 of Journeys all the more cringe)
Charizard had his arc of refusing to battle for Ash unless he found himself against opponents that seemed worthy enough. His stubborn behavior soon led him to a devastating loss against a Poliwrath in the Orange Islands, leaving him frozen with Ash staying up all night to thaw him out, showing Charizard just how truly Ash cared for him. Charizard soon gain a little more development at Johto when he and Ash were faced with the choice of leaving him at Charicific Valley in order to get stronger. Charizard stayed at the valley and whenever he returned to Ash’s side, he usually pulled through for some incredible wins (minus the Battle Pyramid), cementing how strong his training has made him.
Sceptile kiiiinda was a bit one-note throughout Hoenn, he eventually got his own little development arc when a heartbreak during the Kanto Battle Frontier led him being unable to use moves. While minor, it did lead to a nice, touching episode of Ash supporting Sceptile and helping him through Beedrill-infested woods, despite not having Sceptile’s Pokeball or Pikachu at his side, with Sceptile seeing the countless risks Ash taking for him leading him to be able to use moves again.
Infernape, as we all know, was taken in by Ash after Paul released him, leading him prove his former trainer of his views of him as a “weak Pokemon” while also readjusting to Ash’s care and learning how to control his Blaze ability.
While Krookodile doesn’t really have much going fo him in terms of arcs, he did had a small rivalry with Pikachu that led to him evolving into Krokorok as a Sandile and following Ash for almost half of Unova before getting captured. It is often theorized that he would’ve played a big part during the cancelled episodes where Team Rocket and Team Plasma fought at the Desert Resort. Plus, before capture, he was able to understand Ash’s caring self when he helped retrieve his sunglasses from some Ducklett and didn’t give Pikachu orders when he lost them during their battle, so while we didn’t get much, there was at least something planned/remotely implemented for Krookodile.
Greninja, of course, he his arc of mastering his Ash-Greninja form with his trainer.
And Lycanroc and Incineroar each had their own form of “teachers” they wished to prove themselves equal/superior to, being Gladion’s Lycanroc and Kukui’s Incineroar respectively. (heck, if you could even argue Rowlet being an Alola ace too, having a similar arc with Hau’s Decidueye and his own Toucannon-line family to make proud of)
But for Lucario, one of the most, if not the most, requested Pokemon for Ash to have by fans, one of the first Gen. 4 mons introduced to the public, one of the few Pokemon capable of using aura, and pretty much the mascot for Gen. 4 as a whole... The best the anime can do for him to make his character and growth interesting is to put him in a rivalry against someone who he barely interacts with, doesn’t share the same goal with, and shouldn’t even be close to his level considering the difference in training and experience between Ash and Goh. Like.... are you serious?
Yes, Lucario and Cinderace are friends, but that still doesn’t justify a rivalry. That’s like saying Pikachu and Sobble should be rivals because they’re friends and are close partners of their respective trainers. Just imagine how a battle between those two would go like.
.....
Yeah, I thought so.
There’s literally so much more they can do with Lucario. Do something with his aura, make one of Bea or Korrina’s mons his rival or even Sirfetch’d, maybe do something involving Ash’s Greninja, give him a Mega Stone for like a few episodes (I mean it would be fair, considering Misty and Brock all have Key Stones and Korrina’s involvement in Journeys shows that Mega Evolution isn’t exempt from the Coronation Series), make him a protective guard dog for Ash out of response of having to save him and Pikachu from getting crushed by Chairman Rose, have him explore his roots at the Sinnoh region. Heck, I honestly wouldn’t mind if the anime were to teach him telepathy. It is a popular trope for Lucario after all, considering the first one we saw in movie eight had the ability and the Lucario of Smash Bros. possesses it too, so I don’t see why Pokemon hasn’t touched on it again themselves since the eighth movie. Plus, it would be beneficial for Goh too, allowing him to understand the many Pokemon he keeps at Cerise’s Lab.
Honestly at this point, the best we can hope for Lucario would have to be due to something from or inspired from the future Gen. 4 remakes and/or Legends: Arceus. I would honestly take anything else at this point if it doesn’t involve a shoehorned rivalry.
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Legally Ginger (Chapter 2)
Title: Legally Ginger
Chapter 2/9
Rating: PG-13 (I use fuck more than the MPAA allows for PG-13 but that's a stupid rule - there's no explicit content)
Pairing: Romione endgame
Summary: When Ron Weasley's college girlfriend declines his proposal because he doesn't meet her standard for future husband, he decides comes up with a plan to let her see him in a new light.
Notes: This is an AU Muggle reimagination of Legally Blonde. It's very different than anything I have ever written - and my first chapter story. I intend to update each Monday - although I'm slightly early due to commitments tomorrow.
TRIGGER WARNING: This chapter has a character making a joke about an incident of sexual harassment they were the victim of. This is a line directly from the movie and is bolded to indicate it's not my original dialogue. Unlike the movie, the conduct is identified as harassment.
Shout out to TheKillerTigerBunny’s recent fic for inspiring a scene in the admissions video.
Thanks to adnei again for her feedback!
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Ron mindlessly shoved his hand back into the bag of chips next to him on the bed as he stared at the TV in the corner.
He had spent all day Sunday trying to compose the perfect text. The magic words that would bring her back. He composed dozens of drafts. Some were apologetic - clearly he shouldn’t have sprung an engagement on her but that didn’t mean they had to break up! Some were logical - there was almost a full semester of school left that they could spend together and see where they stood at graduation. Some were just pathetic - begging and pleading her for a second chance.
Finally, he decided to keep it simple.
can we please talk?
She responded.
it’s too hard to talk. I love you but that doesn’t mean this can work I’m sorry
He didn’t respond further. In the end, he couldn’t figure out how to fix what was wrong with him. There was no clear way to make himself worthy of Astoria.
So when the alarm went off Monday morning, he hit snooze. Then he hit it again. And again. And then he just turned it off for the next four days, only emerging from his room in the middle of the night to raid the pantry for more supplies. Apart from a few supportive texts from his siblings and friends, he’d been mostly left to wallow. Which could only mean that news of his humiliation had spread across campus and people were keeping their distance. He appreciated it but had a hunch his brothers’ patience would soon wear thin.
As if on cue, the door flung open.
“All right, Ron,” said Fred, barging in the room. “It’s been a week. Time to emerge.”
“Uh,” grunted Ron. Pig trotted in happily and jumped up on the bed next to Ron.
Fred paused and looked at the TV. “My God, are you watching NBC Sports Network? You need to snap out of it.”
Ron shrugged. “Lost the remote two days ago.”
George poked his head in the room before entering. “God, it reeks in here. And it better be beer in that bottle by your nightstand. Thankfully, we brought reinforcements.”
“Hey bro,” said Ginny, popping into the room. “It’s time to seize the day!”
“No,” he said flatly to his sister.
“Come on, you don’t want to blow off your classes. You’ve worked too hard to have to graduate in the summer semester. You want the celebrity commencement speaker, not whatever ancient associate dean they con into putting on a robe in August,” Ginny appealed.
“I’ve been emailing my assignments. It’s fine.”
“Well, this isn’t fine. Come on! I know what always cheers you up,” Ginny wheedled.
“Ehm,” Ron grunted, turning over.
“Please!” begged Ginny. “I need to blow off steam too.”
“I’ll buy you cheese fries,” George suggested.
“My own order,” Ron said.
“Yes,” agreed George.
“And beer,” Ron added.
“Goes without saying!” said Fred, yanking the covers off of him. “Shower and we’re off!”
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Forty minutes later, he was moping under the umbrella shaded patio table outside of the batting cages, Pig at his feet, picking at his fries while his beer warmed in the sunshine. Fred and George were taking cracks off the pitching machine with a couple of his frat brothers and members of Ginny’s sorority that had tagged along.
“Come on,” said Ginny. “You need to hit something.”
“I’ll take the next one,” Ron replied listlessly.
Ginny rolled her eyes. “Girls, make him see reason,” she appealed to her sisters, who were seated next to him flipping through magazines. Ginny jogged off to join the others.
“Ron, Astoria is trash,” said Lavender.
“She is not!”
“She’s trash,” agreed Parvati. “Bougie trash.”
“I’m the one that’s clearly trash.”
“No, you’re a fucking straight up 9 and if I wasn’t in love with the moron taking 40 mile per hour softballs to the head - ” Lavender gestured at Seamus who was doing just that - “I would already be in your pants,” Lavender assured him.
“You’re a little too earnest for me, if I’m being honest,” said Parvati. “And you’re a dude, so no. But if you dated one of my friends, I wouldn’t tell her she could do better than you.”
“Yeah,” said Ron, throwing up his hands in exasperation. “Astoria, you should take me back. I’m not as good of a catch as a guy that tries to achieve CTE for fun but at least Parvati won’t shit talk me behind my back.”
The girls giggled. “Ron, I know it hurts that she didn’t feel the same about you but truly, you are better off. She was just flat out wrong. You’re smart, you’re accomplished, everyone likes you. She’s a snob looking for a certain name to hyphenate behind hers. Just like her sister,” Parvati insisted, pointing at the People magazine in front of her.
Ron peered over her shoulder. There was a color shot of Astoria’s sister Daphne, her hand ensconced in the hand of a dark haired man, walking the sidewalks of New York.
“Is that the Kennedy Taylor Swift dated?” asked Lavender. The two girls' voices faded in the background as he read and reread the caption.
Third year Princeton Law.
This is what Astoria was talking about. Her sister was dating some east coast prep school guy who went to a fancy university. In some ways, he got it. That need to live up to your siblings’ accomplishments or better yet, surpass them. He certainly felt it himself.
Bill, with his gorgeous French wife, was on the executive track at a financial firm. Charlie, with his easygoing personality, had somewhat accidentally launched a successful YouTube channel about his wildlife adventures in Asia. Percy, who had somehow managed to weather the civil servant storm and was on his third presidential administration at the IRS. Fred and George had their plans and Ginny knew she’d go early in the next National Women’s Soccer League draft if she didn’t opt to play soccer professionally overseas.
And Ron had had Astoria. The thought of a good life with a good job supporting an amazing and ambitious woman was exactly what he wanted. But she needed a little more. She needed someone that could prove they played at her level and bring a little flash and substance, like Daphne’s fiancé did.
He stared at the picture. Ron couldn’t get the Kennedy name. But he could wear a fucking rugby shirt and throw gel in his hair and...
“That’s it!” Ron shouted.
“What?” both girls asked, startled.
“I’m going to Harvard Law,” he announced.
Both girls stared. “Seamus, sweetie?” called Lavender. “Bring your batting helmet. He’s got some brain damage and we need to protect his skull from further harm.”
Ron rolled his eyes. “Ha ha. So Astoria’s a little… materialistic and thinks about optics. Everyone Is flawed. And Lav, you said yourself that I’m a nine. How does law school, hell, Harvard Law School, not get me to a ten?”
“What’s going on?” asked Ginny. They’d abandoned the cages at Lavender’s call.
“I’m going to law school,” Ron announced proudly.
“Why?” asked George.
“Ron, no. You loved your internship. You have three job offers doing what you enjoy. This is fucking insane,” Fred insisted.
“You can’t give up free beer,” Seamus added.
“Maybe I’ll love law school,” Ron reasoned. “And if I don’t, I don’t have to finish. It’ll be enough to prove to Astoria I can get into Harvard - ”
“Harvard?” George asked.
“—And not embarrass her. The jobs I enjoyed have regulatory aspects to them so hey, a semester of law school can only help, right?”
“This is asinine,” Parvati said.
“Free beer,” whined Seamus.
“Holy shit,” cried Ginny, flashing her phone towards them. “Have you seen the cost of tuition?” She flashed it to George before Ron snatched the phone out of her hand.
“How the fuck are you going to pay for that?”
Ron cringed. “It’s not going to be my proudest moment. but I’ve got an idea.”
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“Hi, Auntie,” Ron said, as he followed the maid into the giant sitting room.
“Ronald,” Muriel greeted. They stood looking at each other awkwardly a moment. “Well, sit down. You,” she barked at the maid. “Bring us some drinks.”
“Right away, ma’am,” the maid scurried off.
Ron and his siblings came from fairly blue collar roots on both sides of the family. In fact, they were the first to attend college. The cost had made it out of reach for his mother and father to attend themselves. Mom’s brothers had planned to take advantage of the GI Bill but unfortunately were casualties of the first Gulf War. After that, Muriel had set up education trusts for her great niece and nephews with the $20,000 incentive. While his mom and dad had always refused any other financial help from Muriel, education was just too important to pass up.
Muriel had money to burn. Unbelievably, she’d been the trophy wife of an oil billionaire 35 years older than her back in her heyday and other than maintaining her estate, caring for at least 6 dogs at any given time and keeping a steady supply of brandy, she mostly just spent her money on controlling whatever family and non-profits she could sink her claws into.
“So,” said Muriel as the maid returned with a snifter of brandy for each of them. “I assume you’ve come for an advance on your graduation gift. When I saw your mother last month, she said things were quite serious between you and that Greengrass girl.”
“Uh, not exactly. See Aunt Muriel, I’ve had a change to my course of studies.”
“You’re almost done and NOW you realize that culinary arts will earn you pennies?”
“No,” he gritted his teeth. “Not culinary arts. It’s food science. It has to do with the biochemistry of food systems and preservation.”
Muriel snorted. “And you’ve decided that since pioneer women had canning figured out, there was nothing further for you to do.”
“Actually, I’ve decided to attend law school.”
“Law school?”
“Yeah,” he said. “Harvard Law.”
“You think you’re going to Harvard Law?”
“Yes,” he answered.
“Why?”
“Why-why do I want to go?” Ron responded. He wasn’t sure if his reason would impress Muriel much.
“No, why do you think you’ll get in?”
It was a fair question. Before college, he had never been an over achiever. That had started with the CULA soccer coach coming to see Ginny play during the spring of her junior year. He’d joined the coach, his parents and Ginny at the house after the meet and delivered the disappointing news that the only event he’d qualified for in the district meet was the 3200 meter. While his family looked sympathetic, the coach smiled and said, “Yes, I’d expect that you’d be a great distance runner. My husband coaches cross country at CULA. Could I give him your name?”
No one had ever expected him to be great at anything.
He won the state title in his division for 3200 meter that year and went on to win the conference title twice at college.
And once he proved himself there, people expected he’d be good at chemistry and they expected he’d be a good president of the house and good at fundraising. And he was. Doing what he was expected to do worked.
But now, they all expected him to give up on the love of his life.
“Just… want to do the unexpected.”
“You know I’m on the board of the local humane society?”
“Uh, I guess,” said Ron. He was actually clueless to her old biddy affairs.
“I understand you raised $12,000 for us at the end of last year.”
“Me and the rest of the guys,” he answered.
“Violet Pullen led me to believe it was mostly your doing.”
Ron shrugged. “I was the one who knew how to brew the beer. And it wasn’t that hard to get the permissions to bottle it and sell it and stuff. The other guys got it promoted for the most part.”
Muriel looked at him appraisingly before she chuckled dryly. “Bring me an acceptance letter and I’ll cut a check.”
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“What the hell is all this?”
Ron glanced up from the stack of study guides he was perusing to answer the twins. “LSAT study guides.”
Fred groaned. “Are you still on this?”
“Of course,” Ron said. “My advisor said I need like, a 173 on the LSAT to be seriously considered.”
“Why would they consider a food science major?”
Ron shrugged. “I have a 3.89 GPA. And Stori’s a philosophy major.”
“But that makes sense,” George said.
“How?” challenged Ron.
“Dunno. I guess because philosophy is a snob subject that’s totally useless without at least a graduate degree.”
Ron ignored them.
“And how are you paying for this?”
“Muriel will cover tuition if I get in. I’ll live at home this summer and I’ve got a couple technician jobs I can take that my degree makes me more than qualified for, plus some catering gigs. I figure that’ll be enough to get through the school year.”
“Ron,” Fred said. “Bro, you like your life. Why change it for some girl?”
“I’m getting fucking tired of this. She’s not some girl. I’m in love with her. She’s the one and I just need to show her I’m worthy of her.”
“You ARE worthy of her,” George insisted.
“Then it’ll be easy to prove, right?” said Ron.
The twins looked at each other and sighed.
“Here, take my lucky pencil for the exam. It helped me pass Spanish.” Fred held out the writing instrument to Ron.
“You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Trewlaney a lap dance,” George reminded him.
“Yeah. Luckily.”
“That’s sexual harassment,” said Ron.
“It is?” asked Fred.
“Yeah, it’s called quid pro quo. She should be fired for that.”
“Well hot damn, Ronnie,” said George. “Maybe you’re set for this law school stuff after all.”
“The exam is the least of my worries. I need a two page essay, professor recommendations, and a ‘personal statement’ of some sort. I’ve never been great at selling myself,” he admitted.
“Well Georgie,” said Fred with a grin. “Looks like you just found the subject of your senior marketing project.”
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“Well,” said Horace Michaels, rubbing his face and looking at his fellow panel members. “That was certainly something.”
“The video was a lot but… I like him,” said Veda Kasyor. “He’s a college athlete and president of his fraternity while carrying a high GPA.”
“Oh, is he an athlete Veda? Did the shirtless jogging footage tip you off?”
“He was also brewing beer in his frat basement.”
“He’s a food science major.”
“And he sold that beer on campus as a Humane Society fundraiser.”
“Who produced this video? Pretty heavy handed with the studying in the library footage,” Richard scoffed.
“He’s got a 3.89 GPA and he got a 177 on the LSAT. He probably studies.”
“Was he playing chess naked in the video?”
“It was his opponent who wasn’t wearing clothes - I believe it was strip chess.”
“If we’re looking for diversity - ”
“A white man’s not it.”
“Typically, no but he’s got, what, 6 siblings? Dad’s a mailman, Mom’s a parapro. He’s not some trust fund legacy case.”
“He had internships with two major corporations. And his resume shows part-time jobs since he was 16.”
“I’m concerned about his course of study. Food science is the hard sciences. Is he going to be equipped to handle position statements?”
“His personal essay was well-written and compelling, plus he minored in business. His Business Strategy prof had a glowing recommendation.”
“Ron Weasley… welcome to Harvard.”
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Brazil Holds Gifts - Hinata Shōyō (Part 1)
Pairing: Hinata Shōyō x Oc, Hinata Shōyō x black!fem!reader
Genre: fluff, a teensy bit of angst
Warnings: swearing
Word count: 2,204
Wrote this because I just really needed some of Hinata in Brazil…
Part 1 | 2 |
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Day 30
August 2017
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
He was here again. 
The man with the hair that blended with the skyline like he was kin to the sun. 
He had been here yesterday morning, too, when Cee found the spot under the trees. The man sat right where the tide reached the beach, and she decided he enjoyed the water on his toes. 
The pictures of the sunrise that she had taken with her Nikon were gorgeous from the new spot, which was why she hadn’t moved. Well, partly. At least that was what she told herself. She remained by the cement wall that separated the beach from the main road because it felt private. No one could see her from there because trees blocked their view just how she liked it. 
Today was the first time she’d decided to snap pictures of his figure against the sun. It was way too perfect to pass up. Okay, picture this. A man sitting completely still, legs crossed, palms open, and back straight as a plank in front of layers of water, full clouds, and sunshine that wasn’t quite loud yet. And, when the sun did rise it was like it threatened to swallow him whole. And, he just allowed it. 
Damn, she should write that down. 
Instead, she lifted the camera to her eye, and snapped. She could do that later at her desk in her dormitory.
 Now, she was sure of a few things. 
He was definitely a foreigner, but he wasn’t from America like she was. Cee refused to try and pinpoint where because, one, profiling was a waste of energy, and two, the mystery of it all was cute. 
He was around her age—she watched him sprint in the direction of the dormitories once he’d finished his stretches. 
And lastly, he could do a full split on sand. 
After a few pictures, she placed down her Nikon, pulled out a homemade bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich from her backpack, and began to unwrap it. 
Cee took a bite, and chewed leisurely. When the sandwich was halfway gone, she pulled out a book, stretched her leg across the bench, ready to get lost in the world of Nicole Dennis-Benn. 
The squawking was what made her look up. 
“Oh hell no,” she breathed, placing her breakfast in her lap. Overhead, a flock of gulls had assembled in “We see food” formation. She took another bite of her sandwich, and quickly wrapped it up.
From removed experiences, Cee had learned birds were nothing to play with in competition for food. She came from a land where the pigeon was head honcho, and by the look of things, gulls were no different in Brazil. They were extremely territorial, and wouldn’t hesitate to peck the bread crumbs out of you if they had to.
With their target hidden, the gulls chased the line leader in a couple circles before flying toward the water, and spreading out.
Okay. New approach. She slowly pulled her water bottle out of her bag, and pushed it into the sand. Then, she took out a bag of jabuticabas. 
Cee dropped the bag on the bench to apply hand sanitizer. Within seconds, a gull landed directly in front of her. 
She jumped. “Shoo,” she ordered, flicking her fingers at it. The gull blinked and stretched its neck. She sucked her teeth. “Please?”
It fluttered its wings.
“Jesus Christ!”
It began to caw, and a gull darted down from up above, knocking the fruit from the bench.
Cee let out a shrill scream as she grabbed her small backpack, and leapt off of the seat. The gulls congregated like a pack of hungry predators around her forgotten food. She groaned and slapped her forehead, her sandwich loosely tucked between her ring and pinky finger. She was probably getting crumbs or cheese in her ‘fro, but she didn’t care. 
They were a bunch of hungs brutally gnawing at the plastic to get to the fruit. No, her fruit. 
She felt for her leather camera strap, and stilled when she met the hem of her shirt.
“Oh fuck.” 
Her camera. Her Nikon camera. It was still on the bench. 
Another seagull swooped down close to her kinks. ���Bro! Get the fuck away from me!” She threw down her sandwich, and cowered while lunging across the sand. 
A figure darted by her. She turned and watched as the man of the sun gave one forceful kick at the gulls, which sent him in flight, and flat on his back. Cee cringed as he shot up quicker than her eyes could process. 
“Oh shit. Are you okay?” 
“Yameru!“ The man said shakily, jutting his palms out at her.
 Japanese? 
And then, he plowed toward the bench.
Cee covered her mouth. He spewed out what sounded like verbal keyboard vomit, grabbed her camera, and then jumped back. When a gull nabbed at the leather strap of the Nikon with its beak, he kicked the sand while pulling against it. 
Why wasn’t she helping? 
Cee moved forward and yanked the strap with him until they overpowered the gull. Again, he flung back into the ground, and Cee grabbed his shoulders to support his head.
The man looked up to her, all big eyes and shaggy hair, and stuttered out something. 
“Huh?” Cee looked at him, and the gull squawking. Then, him again. And then, the demon gull. 
He pointed to the other end of the beach all while scrambling to his feet.
“Run?!” She said in a sudden eureka moment.
The man froze and it was like a bulb lit up atop his head. The bird fluttered toward them, and his companions followed suit. He grabbed her hand. “Run, run, run, run!” and they started down the beach. 
Somehow, they escaped the birds. The sun was fully out, and their heavy breaths mixed with the crashing waves. Cee was on her hands and knees eyeing her fingers getting lost beneath wet sand. She looked up. The man was laid out with light brown specs decorating his ginger hair that was noticeably wet from the incoming tide. He cradled her camera to his chest like it was a baby he’d been burping.
He turned to her with his mouth agape. Cee started to laugh. He joined in. It built as early beach goers stared at them in passing.
“Damn, that was scary,” she sighed and plopped onto her butt, too tired to care about the sand she’d be washing out of her shorts for weeks. And, don’t get her started on her hair.
The man groaned while raising her camera in the air. He propelled himself upright, crossed his legs, and looked at her. His damp bangs flopped forward right above his eyes.
She gave him a thumbs up as if to ask, “You okay?” and he gave one quick nod with his mouth in a small O shape. 
This was the man from the beach. Boy, was it weird seeing him so close.
Her eyes roamed without her permission. He had a petite muscular build with a set of broad shoulders and a back that looked even wider up close. His skin was on the paler side, but it looked dewy after their run. And when he pushed himself to his feet with his legs and hopped over to her, only then did she notice the tannish glow of his skin that bounced off of his ginger tufts of hair, and big golden brown eyes. 
He stood in front of her, so that it beat against his back. She didn’t miss the way his white tee clung to his toned biceps, and slender waist. He flapped it away from his abdomen, and she forced herself to look at his eyes.
“I’m sorry...you speak English?” He asked carefully while reaching out his hand that was free of the camera.
“O-oh. Um, yeah,” she stuttered, taking it.
“My English is not great,” he warned apologetically, and pulled her to her feet without a problem.
“Arigatō gozaimasu,” she responded cautiously, and he let out a soft noise of approval before bowing slightly.
It made them laugh again as Cee looked into those eyes of his. She didn’t know what was so awkwardly funny about speaking to someone in their native language that was foreign to your tongue. But there was definitely something humorous about it. Maybe it was the vulnerability on both ends. The will to move through the discomfort.
He was searching her face too. She could tell by the way his eyes flickered away and back like they were holding onto a secret they couldn’t tell. Cute. She smiled to seem more welcoming.
“Um, thanks for your help...” she said dusting off her pants, while thinning her eyes. “Your name?”
“S-Shouyou,” he spluttered, and again, he dipped his head. 
“Cee,” she introduced herself, and he extended his hand. 
They awkwardly shook, and Cee smiled at the formality of the gesture. The way they just hailed ass from a flock of aggressive birds. There was nothing formal about the situation. 
Shouyou looked to the sky while touching his chin. “I’m sorry it eats your food.”
He raised his hand to his mouth as if eating, and Cee nodded in agreement. It was cool that he was comfortable with testing the waters. Or, in that case, the language lake? No, no good. We won’t keep that one. 
Cee pouted. “Yeah,” she laughed nervously. Then, she bunched her fists near her eyes like she was crying, and he made a pained expression. “Estou bem,” she reassured, dipping her toe in the lake herself and he nodded. She wanted to let him know they have another body of water to paddle through. “You’re,” she starts, and points to him. ”Like Spiderman. Swung in and saved me.”
He perked as she posed like the well-known superhero, and then joined in with the biggest smile, imitating the sounds of webs shooting from his wrists. He circled her, and Cee followed with her eyes. Is he deadass? Is this really the man meditating by the water? 
He planted himself in front of her with a jump, and barely regained his balance. Cee quickly grabbed his shoulder, and he straightened like a plank. 
Rubbing the back of his neck, he pivoted his body toward her left so he faced the water. Clearly embarrassed, the man muttered, “Gomen'nasai-“, and then, “Oh, sinto muito.”
She could feel his anxiety. It was hard to read what exactly was making him nervous, but she decided it wasn’t the bad kind that she tried to avoid as much as possible overseas. As a matter-of-fact, he seemed concerned. When they were running, he kept her pace, even if they both knew he could run way faster by the bulge of his calves. And, he held the camera tight to his chest like a football, constantly peeking at it to make sure he didn’t damage it himself. It was clear that he didn’t want to cause harm, and he knew she offered the same intentions in return. 
Shouyou looked at her, and the sun caught in his eyes. Sheesh. This was starting to feel like a romance novel. He lifted her camera for her to grab the strap, and their fingers touched. Oh, come on.
“Cool,” Cee broke the silence, and she finally looked away. She reached for her bag, and placed her camera in. 
Shouyou gasped and pointed. “Edward!”
She followed his finger. He was pointing at her Fullmetal Alchemist transmutation circle pin that was bunched together with the rest of her collection. “Fullmetal?” She said, digging in her bag for her water bottle. 
Her fingers met the bottom of the bag as Shouyou said, “Yeah! You like it?“ 
“Hell yeah! It’s one...of my favorite...anime,” she trailed off, and then frowned as she whispered, “Damn.”
Shouyou tilted his head as she pushed her hair back, and looked in the direction they’d come from. The beach was filling up, and God knows how far they ran from the bench. 
“My water bottle,” she explained and motioned like she was drinking something. When Shouyou nodded, she pointed down the beach. “It’s back there.”
As she hoisted her bag on her shoulder, he grabbed her wrist, and shook his head. “No.” 
She explained that she has to. She’d paid a good buck for that. “Thank you, Shouyou.” She placed a hand on his. “For everything.” 
His grip didn’t let up. “I go with you!” he blurted. 
She started to protest, but then, thought about it. If he lived near the dorms, he would have to walk back anyway. And, it wasn’t like he was a burden. He was just fine, and nice, which could definitely become a problem.
Even so, Cee shrugged. “O-Okay-”
Before she could get in another word, he shouted, “Vamos!” and beckoned her on with a tug.
“Alright, alright. Chill,” she giggled as he skipped ahead of her. 
She shook her head as he clapped his hands together, pulled his palm over his right arm, and swung it like a sword. “Protect,” he vowed, and smiled her way. 
And, that was how she met the man she would leave behind.
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Josuke - Phone Buddies
This is cross-posted from Wattpad and available on AO3.
Enjoy~
"Yare yare daze, I'll pay, don't bother."
Jotaro was in a generous mood as he decided he would pay for the meal he shared with his uncle and grandfather today. He took out his wallet and got up to pay for the order, but right as he opened it and got the cash out, a small picture fell from it.
Josuke noticed it but as he was about to call Jotaro out to tell him, he was already far gone to the cash register.
Josuke took the picture in his hands and decided it wouldn't hurt to take a sneak peek. Also, he wondered what kind of photo a man like Jotaro could have tucked so preciously in his wallet.
The picture showed two smiling girls. One little girl with her hair styled in twin buns and a cute dress with butterflies on it, and right next to her, a very pretty H/C H/L haired girl with beautiful E/C eyes that was holding the child close to her.
Josuke's eyes widened upon seeing the picture and was astonished at how pretty you were. Were you Jotaro's family?
Jotaro had never mentionned a teenage girl in his family. Josuke already knew about Jolyne and even though he had yet to see her in person, he figured she was the child in the picture.
But you? Who were you? He suddenly became so curious. Were all girls living in America this cute? He blushed at his own thoughts.
"What the hell are you drooling at?" Jotaro grumbled as he came back.
Josuke subconsciously wiped his mouth at the remark and got up, handing him back the picture.
Jotaro's expression shifted slightly and his brow furrowed as he didn't expect to have lost such an important photo.
"W-who is she?" Josuke stuttered as he pointed at the picture, now in the hands of its owner.
"That's my daughter Jolyne and my sister-in-law, Y/N."
"Y-your sister-in-law? How old is she? She's very pretty..." He mumbled the last part, quite embarrassed to ask Jotaro these intrusive questions.
Josuke rubbed the back of his head as he looked away, obviously flustered. Jotaro was quick to catch on what was going on in this hopeless romantic's mind.
"She's around your age, and yes she's single. Let's go now." The taller male huffed as he turned around to leave, Joseph already waiting outside.
Josuke gasped loudly, a deep blush adorning his face as he trotted close behind.
"Wha- I wasn't even gonna ask that!"
Ever since that day, Josuke couldn't stop thinking about Y/N, the girl never leaving his mind. He was so curious and infatuated with her, he really wanted to know more about the mysterious girl.
Even if he knew the distance separating them was a big obstacle, he couldn't help but find it even more intriguing.
Jotaro of course had quickly noticed how dreamy Josuke had become ever since he fell upon that picture and sighed at the teenager's helplessness.
"Here. Call her in the morning before 12 or at midnight if you're still awake."
Jotaro came in one day and slammed a piece of paper on the table in front of Josuke, making the boy jolt and forcing him out of his train of thoughts.
He looked at the paper and on it was a phone number, most likely yours, and Josuke's eyes widened. He jumped from his seat and called out to his comicly older nephew who was already leaving.
"Wh- Really?! Oh my god, Jotaro you're a real man!Thanks!!"
Jotaro only dipped his hat while muttering his catchphrase and just like that, he left the scene, his good deed done.
Josuke's palms were sweaty and his heart was beating fast as he dialed the number and listened to the anxiety inducing bipping sound on the phone.
Yes. Tonight, he was calling you. He would know about you and, even if he didn't expect a relationship out of this, at least he could make a friend, right?
But what was he supposed to say? Were you going to find him weird? You never heard of him after all, and he suddenly had your phone number. What if he messed up? He was fairly good at English, but what if his accent was too strong and you couldn't understand him?
He didn't have time to fret any further as you finally picked up the phone, making his heart jump.
'Hello?'
His breath caught in his throat. Was that you? That was your voice right? This felt so unreal.
'Hello? Who is this?' You questionned and Josuke finally managed to blurt something out.
"H-hi! This is Y/N, r-right?" He stuttered uncontrollably and his hands were shaking.
'Get a grip, Josuke, that's so uncool for a guy like you!' He thought to himself. He wished Okuyasu would be there to give him a boost of confidence and some much needed bro support.
'Yes, it's me! Who's asking?'
Your voice was so sweet in his ears, he didn't expect that much honey in a single person's voice. A few words from you and he could already tell you were a kind person.
"I-I'm Josuke Higashikata! You don't know me, but I'm a relative of Jotaro." He was now calmer after introducing himself, the awkwardness fading slowly.
'Oh! Hi! It's so good to hear from Jotaro's family!' You chuckled lightly. 'How is he? Is he next to you?'
You sounded so happy to have news and his heart was restlessly hammering in his chest. But that was bad, the conversation was shifting towards Jotaro, he had to say something.
"Oh yeah, yeah he's fine, he's not here at the moment, it's pretty late in Japan..." He didn't know what to add. He was so shy, it was killing him.
'Oh I see, that's good. When you see him, tell him to give us a call, Jolyne misses him a lot!'
"Sure, I'll tell him!" He had to say something interesting, and quick, before you figured out how much of a weirdo he was. "U-um... So Y/N... You're... You're 16 right? Just like me!"
'Yes! I'm still in highschool. It's good that we're the same age Jojo. Oh- you don't mind if I call you Jojo? That's how my sister calls Jolyne.'
He blushed at the cute nickname. He wasn't very used to be called Jojo but coming from you it was almost tearing at his heartstrings.
"I-I don't mind!" He squeaked in an embarassingly high-pitched voice that he would have rathered not let you hear and you giggled.
'You sound so sweet! I wish we could talk more often, I'm sure you're a very nice guy!'
He wanted to scream at your cuteness but instead he resolved to balling his fists. Without even needing to meet you he was already falling hard in love with you. But at the same time it broke his heart that you two couldn't meet, or at least not until a very long time.
"Y-you too Y/N... You sound like my type of girl." He paused at his own words when he heard you gasp on the other end of the line.
'WHY THE HELL DID I SAY THAT WHAT THE FUCK ??!!!' He pulled at his precious hair as he cringed. Oh he messed up, just as he predicted. He goofed.
'J-jojo...! Y-you... Really? You think so...?'
You were embarrassed, but you couldn't deny that you were touched by his words, your heart racing as well as your thoughts. Nobody had ever said that to you before, and the mere thought of a boy, as far away as he was, liking you made you blush.
"I-I'm sorry! That... That was too much! Oh my god..." Josuke panicked and facepalmed, feeling so freaking dumb and not knowing how to save the situation.
'N-no it's just...' You trailed off thinking carefully of your next words. 'Maybe... I sound nice on the phone, but the reality may be disappointing, you know?'
"Huh? What do you mean?"
'I'm probably not as pretty as you imagine... Don't get your hopes up.' You laughed nervously his eyes widened at your words.
"N-no way!" He stopped himself before he could say something he would regret.
He couldn't let you know that he saw your picture. The last thing he wanted right was to seem like a major creep and that he only called you for your looks when he actually started to really like your personality.
He also sensed that you probably didn't have the best self-esteem, so disappointing you was out of the question.
"I... I truly believe you'd be nice to me if we met, regardless of what you look like. Also, if Jotaro trusts you then there's no way you can be a bad girl."
'R-really...?' Your heart skipped a million beats at his reassuring words and soft voice and you were glad he couldn't see you fidget in your seat. 'Ah, thank you Jojo, it's really sweet of you.'
He bit his lip and silenced himself from fanboying. You were just melting his heart by the second and he swore if you kept speaking with that airy voice, his brain would short-circuit.
'Actually... I think Jotaro has a picture of Jolyne with me on it, if you're ever curious of what I look like.'
"O-oh, really? I mean... Yeah, I guess I could ask him." He feigned ignorance and tried to keep his cool. "Should I send you a picture of me too?"
'You wouldn't mind? I kinda want to see what you're like, Josuke.'
"Oh, you won't be disappointed, I'm handsome as hell." He teased and you couldn't help but laugh at his boasting confidence.
'Ooh, I know I won't be, Josuke. I'll like you either way. I'm a simple girl.'
Oh no. Oh no. Your words had sent the boy reeling yet again, making his heart ache painfully in his chest and leaving him gaping in his seat like a fish out of water.
That was bad. So bad. He really didn't want to fall in love with you, but he guessed that was a huge failure on his part.
Why did you have to be so kind, so soft, and so far away? Did you feel the same way about him? Or was he the only one suffering in his bedroom right now?
Before he could add anything, he heard the phone beeping ominously, signaling his time with you was almost up. Damn, time flew way too fast.
"Y-Y/N, I'll have to hang up soon. I only bought two hours of phone time towards America."
'Ooh it has already been two hours? Aww man! It was so nice talking with you Josuke. Let's talk again like this soon, okay?'
You tried your hardest to conceal your disappointement, but at the same time you were hopeful to talk with him again in the future.
He was the only person that ever tried this hard to talk with you, and you managed to completely forget to ask him why he even called you in the first place.
You shrugged it off thinking that Jotaro must have talked about you to Josuke and tried to get him to make a foreign friend. If it was the case, you'd have to thank your brother-in-law, as you were really charmed by the young Japanese teenager and couldn't wait to learn more about him.
"Sure! Take care, Y/N..." He spoke softly to the phone, feeling all light and tingly inside.
He couldn't see it, but you were blushing at his sudden deep voice and tone.
'Goodnight, Jojo.'
He lingered a little bit, the phone still against his ear, then hung up. He sighed and held the phone close to his chest, his lips stretched in an unfaltering giddy smile.
"Oh my gooood..." He crossed his arms over his desk and buried his face in them, heavily flustered, your voice still echoing in his mind.
He took deep breaths to calm his excited heart. He couldn't even call his best friend Okuyasu and tell him what happened, it was already 2 A.M.
He knew he would regret having to wake up so early for school tomorrow, but the lack of sleep would be so worth it.
He just couldn't wait to speak to you more.
Do you guys remember when we had to buy cards with codes on it to call outside the country?
At the end of your limited time your phone would bip or tell you 'Time's up bitch, you have 5 min to say goodbye to your family'.
And it was so hard to say goodbye.
Damn, I feel old. The 90's man...
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