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rongzhi · 7 months

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Gender performance is my dad deciding to grow a mustache at age 50 and keeping it for as long as I’ve known him because “dads should have mustaches”

#A+ in gender performance Dr dad 👨🏻#text #friends will know I have absolutely said this before #but I literally haven’t stopped thinking about it since my older cousin told me that he said this #same way I still think about how my sister realised he doesn’t like onions when we were 20 #bc he kept picking all the green onions off the tofu HE made and casting them aside #and even my mom didn’t know he didn’t eat onions #and he’s right…… If I ever become a dad I too shall grow a mustache……#btw my cousin had his baby last year and guess what is on his face rn

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mugentakeda · 6 months

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cousin lu ten and his precious baby dragons

#i think if he survived he wouldve had the custody battle of the century with ozai and ursa #but he had to die for the good of the world. Rest in pieces cousin war criminal you will be missed #i know we know literally nothing about this dude but i have my made up lu ten personality and headcanons just like everyone else OKAYYY #lu ten #azula #zuko #atla #avatar the last airbender #alicias art

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front-facing-pokemon · 5 months

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#bouffalant #i forgot this pokémon existed. i don't even know what type it is #ground?? ground/normal??#okay no it's just pure normal. this is like tauros's cool cousin #Tau Ross. 'cause. he has bob ross hair. :)!#did you guys know that the bob ross show was actually filmed at my alma mater #yeah. the college that i'm doing finals for Right Now. the joy of painting was filmed there i think #no one talks about it and i had to find out from random anecdotal evidence from my mom when we were on a road trip #dunno how SHE knew but no one who goes to this college ever talks about it. they only ever wanna talk about david letterman #i hate it here. so glad to be graduating soon #the only reason i'm okay with telling you all where i go to college is because as of this posting (december 13th) i will literally #be graduating in three days. that'll be commencement. which i'm not even going to because fuck commencement

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rosetterer · 30 days

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how could tommy have said no?

free food, free cake AND a cute boy?

like... i wanna go

#take me to the wedding #bucktommy #911 on abc #911 abc #evan buckley #tommy kinard #tevan #911 #kinkley #literally the only reason i went to my cousin's wedding was because of the cake #like i don't even know her that well #and a lot of people were making playful bets as to how long the marriage would last and the consensus was: not long #and we were right

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puppyeared · 6 months

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Jitterbug

#whenever my meds kick in it feels like im gonna piss myself. not literally but its really really feels like it #and now whenever that happens my mind goes back to pancho (grandmas dog) at a xmas party years ago #bc he peed when we arrived bc he was so excited to see ppl and my cousin had to clean it up :o)#well for better or for worse i know that feeling now when im pumped on 20mg of adderall #im still getting used to this whole diagnosis thing cause ive gone untreated and undiagnosed for the longest time. so theres probably a lot #i still dont know and have to learn to get myself to be.. functional on my own? self managing????#i even set up reminders on my phone for work periods meals and stuff. but the problem is actually getting myself to stick to that to a T #because the minute i slack off or something gets in the way it throws it all off until i can be bothered to get back on track. it sucks #at least ive built up other habits like writing notes and setting alarms ahead of time.. but i feel like i could do better #its always hard to change something if youve been doing it wrong for the longest time. especially behaviour and thinking patterns. sigh #in other news my glasses bailed on me so i have to get a new pair sometime. i just realized i never draw my sona with glasses but thats #mostly bc i forget. id love to get some browline glasses like my old pair but im picky and its hard to find one id like for the next 5 year #i also finally managed to collect all the fish in my animal crossing file!!! pulled out a char last week and boom now i have a poster :o)#THAT was a moment where i almost peed myself for real. id love to get all the bugs but i cant stay up late on the switch :o(#yapping #my art #myart #doodles #personal #diary

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dayurno · 2 months

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most touching bit that has been going on recently is people including kevjean when they say there are ship wars being fought on jean's holy name as if kevjean is ever even remotely comparable to jerejean (famous) and jeanee (canon)..... there are five kevjean fans and two are me. i dont think we can compete let alone compare but i love the enthusiasm

#LIKE I GET IT. BUT I WISH #my friends my acolytes my sisters and my cousins how i wish. how i wish!#its seriously touching its like having your bumfuck ass small town shout out @ the international news #but unless kevjean is secretly super famous in an underground aftg fight club then we are truly doomed #realistically what do we have. jean's suicide and the 2 in his jersey #thats all #these whores dont even talk. kevin hasnt answered jeans texts in a year #its moreover (moreau + over like joever) and we know its moreover. but i love getting included so thank you #even if kevin is indeed jeans bi awakening its literally crumbs girl its crumbs #i mean i guess you never forget your first love BUT STILL. you understand that its moreover #let renee and jeremy duke this one out kevin has done his time he was cute and pretty when it mattered and now he gets to gracefully exit #also to be honest lowkey kevin doesnt even want jean which hurts me personally but anything for my princess....#im showing him picture after picture of jean holding puppies and helping old ladies cross the street and kevins asking me where andrew at #hes looking the other way hes checking his nails hes whistling #lalalalalaing even #txt #kevjean

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glassamphibians · 1 year

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i think something very important that people kinda forget is like. there is never any mention of percy actually Liking nico. there’s never affection just obligation and guilt. nico is a kid he just wishes he could stop worrying about. they ARE besties tho do not get this twisted sometimes a pair of besties is two people unwillingly handcuffed together by fate desperately trying (and failing) to make their situation better

#like idk i spend an unfortunate amount of time memorizing Canon Nico Lore and there is never a moment in pjo #where percy’s like ‘idk this kid’s kinda cool actually’ it’s literally just ‘god i wish we could be on better terms’#like. he doesnt Want to be his friend he just wants him to be ok #Nico is the one that wants to be friends but he ‘s a little weirdo who keeps lying instead of being reasonable #this is why of all dynamics cousins forced to hang out on thanksgiving is the most accurate to their current state thank you for listening

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soldier-poet-king · 8 days

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Like. I know I should not be peeved that a FAMILY DEATH is probably going to mean I can't go on my long weekend roadtrip with my uni friends (funeral is likely to be on Friday, when we were scheduled to leave) like that is THE MOST petty of me ik. But also....fuck I was gonna have a fun time long weekend with friends for the first time since BEFORE covid....

I should absolutely be more upset abt death maybe but we ALL knew this was coming except for his mother, and he had suffered for so long, and we were not emotionally close, though ofc big immigrant families very attached at the hip

#the duality of fran #like my mother said oh dont come to the funeral if its then #but SO YOU KNOW HOW JUDGED ID BE IF I SKIPPED THE FUNERAL #to....checks notes ..GO ON VACATION????#like. my first cousin once removed who has had severe developmental disabilities his whole life #took a serious downturn the last few rears #could no longer eat #walk ok his own. gesture. none of what he used to do #and then it just keot getting worse. hes been in and out of hospital so much #literally we all knew it was coming except my aunt #its a mercy even if it is tragic #but im a horrible selfish bitch and its like. my vacation. my freedom #TO GO TO A FUNERAL. AND DEAL WITH INSANE FAMILY DRAMA #like is it even going to be about pete or is it going to be about extended family infighting. yknow #also i just hate funerals i am not comforting #my comfort is silent touch and cooking

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watchfuldeer · 5 months

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greg hirsch, succession season 1 props

#greg hirsch #succession #succession props #cousin greg #would do anything for the backpack #like i'm literally not normal about this i want the fucking backpack #i'll go halves with someone #we can share custody

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primdaisy · 10 months

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slumber party / highschool routine

teen: admired icon aspiration

sell 5 outfits on Trendi ✓

win gold at a party ✓

have 250 followers on Social Bunny ✓

they stood outside the gate to listen to her horror story thx girls

#last gameplay w keiko for a while! time to yeehaw #keiko #ts4 #high school years #btw i cant wait for saturday literally nothing rlly special is happening but im hanging out w my cousin!! i missed her!!#were gonna at this new korean place and go cafe hopping and we even planned our outfits 😭#i feel like im 5 again when she was my only friend

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thottybrucewayne · 6 months

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I hate when we talkin shit about America and here come a white European trying to get they crack in like...I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU NOT TALKIN?????????

#thotty speaks #thotty rants #like you and white Americans are LITERALLY cousins you look stupid trying to 'Ahah at least we don't have racism here!' over here #Like lets keep it a bean yall get by comparing yourselves to America #you can always point to America and say 'well at least we're not as bad as them!' to skirt around criticism and not have to think #About the fucked up aspects of your home #Yall also are so so weird to Americans of color whenever they explain literally anything to you because you don't know how to be wrong #then when you inevitably start getting called out for your weird ass behavior start joking about school shootings like okay...#Crackers with crumpets vs crackers with biscuits yall SISTERS evil twin evil twin

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kaythefloppa · 9 months

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Oh yay, we have new lions who we’re all definitely going to make prominent characters of in our fanfics. (Starts typing aggressively)

Here’s the link to the video these guys showed up in for anyone wondering.

#The lion king #the lion guard #it’s genuinely euphoric as to how Disney Jr’s acknowleding the Lion Guard even 4 years after it ended #Like not with fourth season or sequel or anything big but with these little things such as a musical video featuring Kion #- and these little lovies #And also the Lion Guard family tree book coming out next month #Now if Disney Jr. would air reruns of the show as a tribute THAT would be another story (wink wink)#I’m too lazy to draw or write so I’ll just post my asspull headcanons about these guys #The one on the far left is Kion’s second cousin on his grandmother’s side (i.e. the granddaughter of one of her nephews we see in a comic)#Bc I’m lazy we’ll just call her Aisha #Also that lioness has whiskers and I’m getting Baliyo flashbacks #The one on the far right is Zuri’s younger brother and in my HC Zuri is Tojo’s daughter #So let’s call this dude Bahari meaning sea blue #The one in the middle I’m going to be very lazy and unoriginal and say that’s Chaka #Who was Simba and Nala’s son in an early draft of Lion King 2 but was cut #Nothing implies that Kion is the last cub these two will have so let’s just say Chaka is Kion’s little brother #- who is 4-5 years younger than him and somewhat secluded from his older siblings’ lives in pursuit of his own adventures [/projection]#Unrelated but I headcanon Kopa to be a literal accident baby born after TLK 2/TLG #so yeah Kion has 2 little bros in my canon #Disney Jr.

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faunandfloraas · 1 day

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Okay what is with dudes who have nice curly hair not embracing it </3

#first Christopher bang now my cousin khan #he has wayer tighter curls and had been growin it long but he just stopped in for a minute to borrow something before he leaves the country #for a month and he fucking chopped it and had it style with gel and i was like 😬 what did you doooooooo #dont worry hes always rude to me too its how we communicate #last time i had my hair dark he told me i look sick and like a victorian ghost #i feel like we need to get curly haired guys on whatever youtube algorithm the girls have been on bc sooo many chicks i know started #embracing the curl but dudes not so much #anyway unrelated but hes literally going to chile for a month to stay with his spanish teacher who hes been learning from online #and im like.... okay are you shacking up with this lady bc why tf wpuld anyone let a random australian man saty in their house for a month🤨#good luck to her 🙏 hes really a neat freak and super annoying 🙏

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fluentisonus · 2 years

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also do we think celeborn and legolas have every actually met before now because this is giving me big "hello distant nephew-figure whom I've never met" "hello guy who my dad mentions sometimes" energy

#okay the implication is probably that it's a dangerous world & they're all busy but.#do we think thranduil even likes celeborn that much if they've never once visited akldsjfhsakjdfhs #in my mind they have like opposite personalities so even if they don't dislike each other do they have anything to talk about.#like I know they meet up at the end of lotr but that doesn't mean anything except logistics #thoughts #tolkien #'nephew' not in the literal sense ofc they're probably just distant cousins I just wanted to convey the generational dynamic

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autogeneity · 4 months

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"gosh, I didn't see this interaction going sourly" man, idk, maybe if you go stalkerishly obtaining contact information for someone you know basically nothing about and text them hoping to form a connection, and don't consider they might not want this...that might be on you. maybe consider, y'know, not doing that. rather than telling them how hurt you are.

#m #bitterposting #literally all I said was that I think it's kind of creepy of her to find me through truecaller #and that I have cut off all family by choice and don't intend to change that but I wish her well #now she's going off on some manipulative rant #she is my cousin but she last saw me when I was idk 12 or something. for like a couple of hours max and I kept to myself #we lived in different cities. she has a sister closer to my age I played with rarely but not her. I don't know you!! I don't owe you shit!#you know absolutely nothing about me why are you trying to like. compliment me.#is this some bizarre manifestation of grief for an uncle who afaik she didn't know much either

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thekidsarentalright · 1 year

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just curious since when was screaming the end all be all metric of good singing. like just curious when we stopped caring about vocalists who sing w passion and heart and more impressive technicality than almost every other singer in the industry today. when did those actually important things start mattering less than being able to scream and. match the instrumental??? (not usually a requirement for music so it's a fucking weird complaint tehe!!). like just wondering when it became cool to randomly criticize talent just to raise your personal favorite artist up on a pedestal more than you already do without having to tear someone else down. just pondering since when it wasn't cool to just say i don't personally like that thing and move on and not need to write essays justifying why the thing is Actually bad and horrible so you're allowed to dislike it. like just fucking curious why some people can't just keep fall out boy and every single member of the bands names out of their mouths for once 🥰🥰🥰

#ALSO . patrick literally has screamed but yk. god forbid he develop past doing that and move onto other styles and techniques right 🤪#i just woke up and saw the addition to that post and so genuinely could not hold back making this like oh my god here we go again!!!!!#mcr fans wanna be like omg we're COUSINS we're BESTIES to fob fans and then go and say shit like this like lol. no.#it's just so interesting bc i could make so many critiques abt mcr but i literally dont bc. why. why would i do that. why would i waste #so much of my time being negative and tearing down another band just because i can. it's fucking annoying #and also like Rude. to do something like that. let people enjoy things!!! lol!!!#txt

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