#like there’s gonna be a BABY yall

[jewish-space-laser]

oh my god is auntie panic a thing

[mischievousspooks]

He brought home a heat lamp.

[ghouljams]

thinking about cowboy ghost babies..... ghoul loml write whatever you want about those two ill read and reread it idgaf

chubby ghost babies....

(my cousin gave birth like 3 weeks ago and its still giving me baby fever.)

The biggest babiessss, I love thinking about Ghost's sausage-y babies. When the man said he wanted to have stupid fat babies with Goose he meant it, those babies are so chubby. Here's some baby fic.

You push Simon's legs out of the way as you sit on the couch. He's made himself comfy laid out over the length of it, your daughter is settled against his chest, sleeping just like her daddy. You don't think the baby has touched the ground once since she was born, someone is always holding her. You've even had to sway Simon away from co-sleeping, something that clearly hasn't taken.

You reach to tickle your fingers against the baby's back, she hardly squirms at the touch. Simon cracks on of his eyes open at the slightest twitch, settles a big hand over her back to keep her quiet. Already a daddy's girl, you think.

"Having a good nap?" you grin, watching Simon shift to make a sliver of room for you. You eagerly squish yourself between him and the back of the couch. His arm wraps around you, keeping you held impossibly close. His whole world in his arms.

"Just got a lot better," he mumbles, letting out a quiet huff as you make yourself comfortable. You pinch her chubby arm, feeling Simon shift to kiss the top of your head. She looks like a balloon animal, like a sausage shaped like a baby. It’s adorable. She's the prettiest little thing you've ever seen, so soft and sweet you can't believe she came from you.

You watch her yawn, little nose pinching in a way that makes you want to pop out a million more of her. Simon hums, strokes her cheek with a gentle finger. Even with as big as your baby is, she's still tiny compared to her father. Something you know makes Simon anxious, such a little thing under his protective care. You can't help feeling something similar.

Babies are so fragile. You worry over every little sniffle and sneeze, every scrunch faced cry, even things she hasn't done yet. She can't even roll over but you find yourself worrying about her walking.

"Do you think we're good parents?" You whisper ask. Simon lets out a big breath, you can feel the rise and fall of it, see the way it moves the baby on his chest.

"Fuck no," he grumbles, "you use murder ballads as lullabies."

[shower-phantom-ideas]

The Batman gets locked up in walkers prison! 😲

Walker left the zone to arrest him too why? Because clearly he is neglecting the child king! Smh. 😔 Walker greatly respects the rules but now that King Phantom is in place he respects something more. This child has brought order back to the zone (not really he kinda just wrote off some rules for Walker to enforce to get him out of his hair) and even after Walker imprisoned him too! So now hes back to his old ways of bending the rules to fit his whims. But this weird Bat Man person is deserving of a harsh punishment, that or a good thrashin’, for how hes done gone and treated their new King! Can’t the man tell the boy has a familial bond with ‘em? For cryin out loud the youngin already gave em core charm! No all the others can clearly see plain as day that hes apart of the boys family. (Danny made Batman an ice ward that helps protect from other ghosts… or so he thought oops it’s telling all the other ghosts that hes Danny fam)

Yet despite all this the man still is refusing to bring the kid into his fold. You don’t just go on and do that to a young one. Their King is only a baby and now this man has gone and ignored him like hes plans to go out to get some milk and never come back. Can’t he see how this is affecting his development? Walker wont have anyone doin that to his ghost King No Sir. Hes gonna education this man himself if he has to. Rehabilitation is something he can do. It’s within his jurisdiction after all.

[eggdrawsthings]

The Mandalorian // The Sandman

[daftpatience]

today is 🌻🍊🌞

[anonymouscheeses]

I'm gonna be shitting and screaming and starting fights if Sera becomes a villain. I can't take sibling angst, Sera loves Emily I swear guys believe meeee.

[lifemod17]

I'M ABOUT TO GO TO BED WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'BE' ACOUSTIC?!?!!!!! ANDREW!!!!

I LOVE BEING AHEAD IN TIMEZONES!!!

OH WHEN I TOLD YALL I AM *GOING TO BE INSUFFERABLE* FOR THE 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF WASTELAND, BABY! !!!!

[cynicallyneutral]

hehe

[septembersurf]

a moment of peace 🤍 ft livia and hadrian from @anathemafiction’s ‘the golden rose’

inspired by this ask

slightly nsfw version under the cut, inspired by my favourite ask of all time:

[noivoom]

So how we feelin' fellas?

[typicalopposite]

Ok so let’s take the Tommy Finds A Kitten Drabble here and add some (read: a lot… so here’s a TW for animal abuse) angst to it 👀 shall we

Tommy was always more of a cat person. He likes dogs but he just loves cats. And when he was little there was a stray cat in his neighborhood he would sneak food to until it trusted him enough he could pet it, but then it started trying to follow him home… and— and dad said boys are supposed to like dogs and his dad hated cats so Tommy loudly shooed the cat away which sort of stabbed a knife into the progress he had made it getting the cat to trust him… but it was for the best.

He still would bring the cat food but resorted to putting it down and leaving.

And yet still the cat began to trust him again and one night it did follow him home. It sat outside the house meowing and Tommy had to pretend he didn’t know why it was there… until eventually his dad stormed out screaming and hitting their chain link fence and the cat ran away… and Tommy used the moment alone to dab at his eyes eyes so his dad didn’t notice the tears.

Then later that night when his dad went out to buy more beer Tommy heard his dads old trucks tires screech as he backed out into the road then the sputter of the engine as he threw it into drive… followed by a thud—thud and then thw god awful sound of a cat howling in pain before going silent.

And Tommy knew his dad probably didn’t even try to swerve to miss it.

He thinks that’s probably where his disdain for making any kind of attachments to… well anything started.

And so when he shows up with this tiny kitten sleeping in the hood of his pull over there is a slight tremble in his hands as he gently pulls her out of the hood and sets her down in the sink. Evan definitely notices, and Tommy knows he will have to share that story or his poor overthinking boyfriend will over think himself into a frenzy… but that can wait until this extremely small ball of fuzz is bathed and fed and settled into her new home.

[ghouljams]

Gonna take a wild guess that the “something more permanent” is that giant bite that was in one of your earlier posts

That is one part of it, but he wants something on him too >:3c

König's tongue slides over your teeth as he presses you down against the bed. You feel nice and small under him, still half sitting in his lap as his big hand gropes your chest. He always tips your head, holds your jaw, like he's scared you might try to pull away from his kiss. You haven't yet. You don't think you ever will. Not when his mouth makes your head spin.

He pulls back, one thumb rubbing your cheek, the other your sternum. You open your mouth for him when he presses two fingers against it. You always like this part, slicking up his fingers with your tongue like you aren't soaked for him. He likes your mouth, and the feeling is very much mutual. You're skin is pleasantly warm and you rock your hips against his as he slides his fingers against your tongue.

“Bite,” He tells you. You close your lips around them, letting your teeth press against the delicate skin and bone. König’s eyes are watchful, you slip your tongue along the length of each finger, tasting the salt of his skin. He pulls hard at something in your chest, not a tether, you’re not used to the way his hand slides between your ribs or the feeling it conjures. “Bite.” He commands, and affection-aggression --something dark and primal-- floods your veins as you bite hard on his fingers. König lets out a shuddering breath, eyes so hot and heavy on you, like he could eat you alive. Blood fills your mouth as you break skin and scrape bone, you gag as he releases the hold on your chest.

You open your mouth quick as can be to let his fingers go, and turn to spit out the blood. König’s hand clamps over your lips, his thumb pressing against your nose. You can’t breathe, can’t open your mouth, can’t push him off. He makes you swallow it like a dog that won’t take a pill. Then he holds you a moment longer until you’re starting to really burn for a breath. 

He lets you go, smearing blood across your cheek as you finally roll to cough against the bed, sucking in air like you’re drowning. You gag again, your stomach rolling in disgust at the unwelcome intrusion. König settles back on his knees to watch you, licking the blood from his fingers as you shake. His purr reaches for you as you run your tongue along your teeth and spit the taste onto the comforter. It doesn’t pacify you like it usually does, only tells you how pleased König is to have his own permanent addition from you.

[yooniesim]

yall come on, if I was that troll blog the insults would actually be funny... and have some real receipts...

[total-squirrel]

Guys I’m pretty sure the “before” Babe is referring to is “before” Charlie’s fake death and theor subsequent reunion 😭

[emblazons]

“I’m so excited for the ‘canon versus fanon’ arguments to stop once we have the full show, it will be so much more peaceful once we know” beloathed I hate to be the one to tell you this but: as both an ST and FFVII fan, I would have you know that nearly three decades with the whole mf game + a million clear canonical expansions has not stopped anyone from bitching having full on ship / character interpretation wars